/int/ - >old granny asked me if the train was the correct - International

Anonymous

10/22/25(Wed)05:10:52 No.216078895

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>old granny asked me if the train was the correct one
God how old are you granny cant you think for yourself what have you been doing for the hundred years

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:12:13 No.216078919

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:12:13 No.216078919

>>216078895
there's a joke here about how everyone getting onto a train will ask other passengers if this is the train to x. desu trains aren't clearly labelled and the platform numbers are confusing sometimes. also sometimes trains switch without warning.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:13:58 No.216078958

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:13:58 No.216078958

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>>216078919
>rains aren't clearly labelled and the platform numbers are confusing
This is how Harry ended up in Hogwarts.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:15:06 No.216078981

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:15:06 No.216078981

>>216078958
king's cross station is actually fine but most stations don't even have platform numbers clearly displayed

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:15:45 No.216078992

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:15:45 No.216078992

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>>216078981
Label them with your dick.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:16:23 No.216079003

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:16:23 No.216079003

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>>216078919
Its just lines bruv. Granny just senile and incompetent

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:17:36 No.216079021

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:17:36 No.216079021

>>216078981
Glasgow to Edinburgh its just a long line

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:18:01 No.216079032

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:18:01 No.216079032

>>216078895
Read it as tranny at first

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:19:36 No.216079065

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:19:36 No.216079065

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>>216079032
Have sex with granny and cure yourself chud

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:28:16 No.216079214

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:28:16 No.216079214

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>>216078895
Why are old people so useless and smelly, they all have old people smell

King of the Hittites
10/22/25(Wed)05:38:17 No.216079395

King of the Hittites 10/22/25(Wed)05:38:17 No.216079395

>>216078919
I fucking hate trains, ungodly communist beast machines, muh fucking platform muh fucking railway timetables muh fucking trainspotting

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:40:56 No.216079431

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:40:56 No.216079431

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Heroin is cool

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:42:03 No.216079447

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:42:03 No.216079447

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>>216078895
I'd ask too if I had to use the Deutsche Bahn

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:42:18 No.216079451

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:42:18 No.216079451

>>216079214
Quod sumus hoc eritis

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:42:58 No.216079460

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:42:58 No.216079460

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>>216079395
well trains in india are a nightmare

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:43:55 No.216079477

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:43:55 No.216079477

Thread ruined, pack it up

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:44:10 No.216079480

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:44:10 No.216079480

>>216079431
turns you hero

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:45:32 No.216079507

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>>216079447
ICE trains are speedy

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:47:06 No.216079538

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>>216079431
He died because of cat poop

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:49:35 No.216079588

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>>216078895
Same.
How the fuck is this even possible? And it's not just old farts but also others. Like, MOTHERFUCKERS, just read the map.
What's worse, you give them the directions and then they go and ask another one the same thing!
Fuck them! I don't even bother nowadays and just shrug.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:58:14 No.216079742

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:58:14 No.216079742

>>216079507
cute apu <3

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)05:59:48 No.216079765

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)05:59:48 No.216079765

I would never trust a German telling me which train I should take desu.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:00:21 No.216079780

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:00:21 No.216079780

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>>216079588
Sometimes i lie

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:01:50 No.216079821

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:01:50 No.216079821

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>>216079765
>I would never trust a German
>>216079780
>Sometimes i lie

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:06:19 No.216079912

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>>216079780
I'm not malicious enough to give them wrong directions despite the temptation.
I just shrug and say "I don't know" then walk away so they can fuck off.

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:09:58 No.216079999

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Theres a czech bus driver is our small town who doesnt know the stops or German and whenever someone asks if he drives to x he says no. Hes been here for years

Anonymous
10/22/25(Wed)06:54:41 No.216080966

Anonymous 10/22/25(Wed)06:54:41 No.216080966

>>216079588
bf3 ahh place