chappy edition
dog shit brazil edition yet again this loser is obsessed with celebrities what a mong
sometimes i'll go on my phone to falseflag as some random posterbanter innit
>>216088457wish i looked like her
>As at 21 October, 36,734 people had arrived in the UK by small boat in 2025.GET. THEM. OUT.
just got back to my personal pc from wfhtoil
>>216088498if you looked like her I'd be fucking your bum so probably for the best
>>216088509the small boat cronem as it were
HI!
what the fuck is going on with the weather i have to put a jumper on because it's cold but then i start sweating like a pig
>>216088542Maybe you're just fat
overwatchtoil looms
>>216088546UM x
Mumberg has insisted to come to my place and clean it. I don't get it I'm 30 I've lived alone since 16 and I've always been clean. I even visited them not long ago. I want my weekend away from toil damn it
>>216088509>claimed to have been been a victim of modern slavery at the hands of smuggling gangs in France.why is france, an EU nation, allowing this to happening and allowing them to come here
well that's lunch done then
get your fucking willy out for the small boats
>>216088565Perhaps she wants to make an excuse to see you to tell you the bad news
mad how my phone's camera from 8 years ago looks better than my current one
my hands and feet are cold but my torso is boiling. need to wear boots and gloves but completely naked everywhere lese
>>216088542rorke asking whats wrong with the weather after denying climate change for 2 decades
>>216088509at 40k a head they will cost the treasury £1,469,360,000
black pussy CHANGED rorke
>>216088604
doing a gay porn poo haka
>>216088612Should have got an iPhone
watching this tiktok from some place in europe and there's pakis all over the shop lmao
>A woman says she was "shocked" when she was fined £150 for tipping the remnants of her coffee down a road gully in west London. Burcu Yesilyurt, who lives in Kew, said she thought she was acting "responsibly" when she poured out a small amount of coffee from her reusable cup down the drain rather than risk spilling it on the bus she was about to catch to work.
>>216088646Stupid Turkish sket
>>216088646we already discussed this one
Do these glasses look ok? I like the style
>>216088646Silly but also weird Mordor name
fittie on the chase
>>216088646sounds romanian not turkish
>>216088674nerdy ahh glasses bruh
>>216088674alri john lenin
>I can advise that on review the Fixed Penalty Notice has been cancelledshe didn't pay the £150
>>216088674Any glasses look good and handsome people
>>216088674Used to wear a pair like this. Liked it personally but constantly got people saying it looks like harry potter which just pissed me off. Switched to clubmastersNot worth the hassle
>>216088674t. freud
We love the Asian tings. We love the Hapa tings.
left on read by mates and my sister while theyre out tonightshes visiting me and went out with my female mates but i left early to check on the dog and now theyre probably getting coke and all just cheating on their bfsjust wanted to stay up to ensure she doesnt get raped by an uber paki but she hasnt replied for 3 hours
>>216088721>Switched to clubmasterschad move
are the wombats any good
The truthnuke
Just saw two lads standing together on an electric scooter going down the roadLad at the back was holding the bigger lad in front round his shoulders
day 2 of being locked inside the stables
>>216088745Any charlottes in the group?
>>216088641
>>216088770bet hay tastes like shit
>>216088600What bad news? She's always been straightforward about bad news. I think she's just worried I might to myself or something like that. I love her but we is also the only time when I get to really rest, it's annoying
>>216088776nomy ex was a charlotte aka lottie
>>216088770let him out
well that's rorke done then
>>216088770Why the long face?
>>216088665>>216088680>>216088697i'd shag her whatever she is
>>216088522ummers
New ee router just been delivered. Thing is easily twice the size and weight of the old one. The power cable is longer though which is a blessing
>>216088790Dunno maybe she has the cancer or the meningitis
Um!! xx
>>216088820all the spyware
>>216088820Ee are a phone network
>>216088815She can pour hot coffee on my bollocks any day
>>216088820extraordinarily BORING post
>>216088798he’s not going anywhere
>>216088820ok grandpa
>>216088843thanks rorke
>>216088830She called me last time she had a tumor. I don't want to be mean to her but it's annoying for the both of us I hope she would just leave it
Got some classic kesha on
White ppl get mad and jus start saying anything talkin bout “FUCK my fucking ass!” Dude, relax
Blimey, im quite left wing aren't I
>>216088880Perhaps she's being blackmailed by a criminal syndicate or go have tasked her with planting some drugs in your home so you take the fall for one of their lackeys
Listening to Young And In The Way. Getting my groove on. DO NOT stand in my fucking way.
Watching the online lefties still utterly deranged over Russia and blaming Putin for everything short of the weather really is a sight to behold
>>216088920libertarian but entitled
i know mousey wouldnt approve but ive been very entertained by the grey squirrels today
>>216088911just a tiny little lick? please?
The fact is this cloud looks like a bull jumping over a fence at high speed
>>216088954his name is 'mouse' please call him that.
>>216088920Literal robot
>>216088980oh no what happened to his y
Right, well clearly I should use the new longer cable to hang myself. Cheers lads!
>>216088911Would, would, would
>>216088995he said he prefers to be called mouse
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>216089021can i call him tob
>>216089047no
>>21608904010 with my uncle
>>216088929Get out of the way lad, big man coming through
Anyone else remember the frogposter who posted Pepe’s which always had the same iPhone filename
Trees are nice aren't theyGrass too but less so when it's wet
taylor swift has a song about her bfs knob in her new album
mental how poo is brownmad how there are other things that are also brown
i’m going to say naughty things in the town square
Have you ever felt blackpilled?Have you ever felt FURIOUS?
>>216089122Shake it off was released in 2014 mate
>>216088920did this test and apparently i'm in the same wave length as north korea and china xx
>>216089122Is it black and big
fucking look at thim hes right up in the very top of the tree eating bits of it with his hands whilst he stands twixt twain twigs upon his talons
Got some classic danzig on
>Is it black and big
>>216089120Not good when you walk on grass that's just been cut and it's wet. Sticks to your shoes like shit to a blanket, then you end up tracking it into the house and have to hoover
>>216089120the trees outside my house can fuck off
i need an adult
>>216088626Better tax the middle classes some more
I have a genius white intellect
you lot had a christmas sandwich in your meal deals yet?
>>216089211sc
a brew and 2 choccy biccies hate to see me coming x
>>216088646I would have done that too. Whats wrong with that?
>>216089211biomassian
nigga name is keir
>>216089224*Twirls moustache*Hello there young man, do you need some help?
the misadventures of fat spackerman
cocks go black this weekend
>>216089157
not a battymans but i have to say spaffing with something up your arse is peng
>"I've kicked those other guys to the curb">"You're my one and only, Anon"
>>216089173Why’ve the Jews just been shoveling us back the same pop shit for the last fifteen yearsIt’s all the same people and genres
>>216089327a malapontesque musing
>>216089211holy guacamole americans are fat fucking pigs
>>216089325Not a fan of this attempt at a new gimmick
alright you little maggots? toils done, gf getting ready to come over. How’s your day been
Can’t imagine anything more effeminate than a conservative man>I’m too scared of people different than me. I hate them!>I want to make trump and other pedophiles richer! Grrr so manly!
>>216089173
>>216089372It's harmless though
>>216089388Fuck off, prick
>>216089419This is sure to rile them up and get a lot of replies nice one mate! Heres a (you) :)
right where’s that little nonce who spams with the belgium flag, I want him to be entertained for a while dance MONKEY
>>216089466Someone spunked on your spice cake mate
I have never heard of Caerphilly before and I refuse to hear of it now.
>>216089427That's what they said about the tranny, mousenonce and the belgcuck. Now look at them
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216089466*reticulates my jaw and puts the whole thing in my mouth, followed by your fingers hand and arm *
the proverbial /brit/posters
>>216089470tell him to kill himself too he needs to hear it every day
Six years to the day since I last inserted my penis inside a vagina. Can remember the exact moment I pulled out for the last time.
>>216089514>young peopleI'm 28
>>216089320the definition of battyman
>>216089466Cooooorrr, that looks lush lad. Go on, gee us a slice lad
1 minute 10 seconds since I ate a banana
>>216089519Better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all as they say
>>21608953328 is youngI'm 38, nearly middle aged
bit of rdr2 toil then a short cookingtoil then bedtoil
>>216089514they've capitalised the N in NEET as if it's a name and not an acronym. I'll let it slide if someone wants to say neet but not Neet
when AI starts being able to fuck us I am just going to have an AI bf
>>21608956338 is young im 48 nearly middle aged
leftypops neets be like>>216089514rorkeychop neets be like<---
>>216089554Certainly, I only mourn that so much of my youth has been spent sexless.
>>216089514The thing in the middle is a girl and the two smug looking lads either side have obviously both had a helping of her fat rancid twat
doesnt matter how much I chew my bananas they still feel like big ice cubes in my throat, like water but ony one big block
Love those gangbangs where they piss in her arse and she sprays it out and drinks it
Is UK Halloween cooked? The last 5-6 years I'd seen a pretty big push on Halloween stuff in supermarkets and other stores but I didn't really see shit this October I'm seeing Christmas stuff everywhere. I went past more than a few shops that even had MERRY CHRISTMAS branding up on their windows already and shelves full of stuff. It's like how it was before. So that's it? It's over?
Sir Rachel Reeves is coming for my ISA
>>216089607should you be eating unsupervised
*shakes the runt cage* stop being lovey dovey to eachother I want to be entertained in the hour or so I have to spend here tonight
>>216089612i'd like them if better studios made themkink gangbangs are better but i don't think they do a lot of pissing
>>216089582Vor uns liegt DeutschlandIn uns marschiert DeutschlandUnd hinter uns kommt Deutschland
>>216089573Mad how shit ans pointless the entire Guarma chapter is
>>216089575The Neets like The Numnuts
What are some good songs for someone getting into music?
>>216089628why? you gonna feed things to me? >:3
>>216089632yeah? what if i just pulled my pants down right now?
How can there be no jobs in Britain when’re you’re importing millions of people to prop up the economy?
>>216089580What was that sonny?Anyway, back in my day there wasn't any television, that's why families were so big
>>216089519did you spaffage inside her?
>A yellow weather warning for rain covering most of southern England, the East Midlands, parts of Wales and Yorkshire will be in place on Thursday until 9pm.fuck me piss down rain tomorrow this delays my plans
>>216089651not reading all that
>>216089614>cookedstopped reading there wogified zoomer
>>216089614Don't know what cooked means
>>216089649i think it's relevant to arthur finally coming to terms with who dutch had become
>>216089614not had anyone knock on my door for over 10 years
>>216089614halloween has never been that big, people who treat it like a season rather than one night like bonfire night are weirdos.
I hate exercising. I HATE it. Why should we do something we HATE?
>>216089696due to low iq
>>216089664go on I need a good laugh
>>216089596each others' muculent bussies too, surely
>>216089709What sort of exercise
Mental how when uni is done and you go from just being a silly kid to an engineer for real for real you are no longer just building silly gadgets for a lab you’re building actual shit real people will use and if they break people die and stuffDreadful thought
Dress to impressListen to the futureWhat do we have for you
>>216089707Bonfire night is shit.>Yeah let's have a big outdoor event involving fire...in November
>>216089675Every time mate, every single time. Whenever I tell mates about our sex life they call me a liar, it was phenomenal.
>>216089679
>>216089737sex sex Canada
>>216089519We are the invisible victims of post-COVID Britain.
>>216089739the contrast between the cool night and the warm fire is part of the appeal
>>216089651>yoghurt potshowling
>>216089739That's why I love it. Summer fires/fireworks is for the yanks and aussies.
>>216089727>muculentvile word
Love the day of thanksgiving Chilly airHouses smells like all sorts of herbs and spices Sipping some beer or ciderBrits will never know this feel
>>216089765Sounds nice except it guarantees pisses it down every single year. So you end up stood in a muddy school field soaked to the bone. Midsommar utterly mogs it in every way.
>>216089739you're telling me you don't like eating / drinking something warm in front a fire?
>>216089712i am vastly more intelligent than you
>>216089739I like it. It's my dad's birthday so we used to go to the local one and then all go and warm up with a curry down the road after.
>>216089797categorically?
>>216089739>Yeah let's have a big outdoor event involving a heat source...on a cold night yeah mad innit
>>216089804so this is the prequel to Pop 2?
>>216089765much like that of the porcelain unblemished skin of the blonde woman against the slightly oiled obsidian black tone of a jungle bbc when watching BLACKED RAW
>>216089804I'm so glad so many girls are into leather fashion these daysA shame that girls going out dressed in tight PVC things kind of died out though, was very much a blink and you'll miss it part of the late 10s.
i lead a shit life and am too weak and pathetic to live a better life
>>216089804Romulan looking ass bitch
>>216089787dunno think ive been to so many miserable wet bonfire nights that it has a nostalgic feeling never been to midsommar never heard of it happening
it hardly ever pisses it down on bonfire night what are you saying, early November is usually a very consistent dry cold weather pattern
>>216089819sent that complete fucking retard off like a rocket
>>216089651clue acquired
Woke up, 11 hours of sleep, my dicks harder than a missle. It's going to be a beautiful day
>>216089787>Sounds nice except it guarantees pisses it down every single yearNo it fucking doesn't. Do you even live in this country?
why won't my neighbour maintain his fucking trees there's leaves all over the place
>Midsommar
>>216089853his story is falling apart at the seams
>>216089891guess that's what happens when he leaves it alone lol
wonder how many times i've clicked my mouse over the years
>>216089868woke up this morninggot myself a bone
if you have a beard, shave it down to a goatee, way better looking x
Blimey! cut down that tree and pave it over
WHEN. WE. MOVE.we camouflage ourselves WE. STAND.In the shadows waitinggggggg
>>216089936tried turning mine into a moustache and dadberg called me freddy mercury for weeks and made gay jokes
>>216089985bizarre post
>>216089909Could say his argument has gone up in flames
https://voca.ro/1hOngXVz2ndUneed someone in here to bring me hot soup and a cold tea towel for my head
more like Dontcaerphilly lmao
It was real. All of it.
injured my wrist wanking at a weird angle
>>216090037were you wanking doggystyle
>>216090019>strep throatdoesn't exist, is a made up thing that american women 'get'
>>216090036remember when I was at an airport in 2021 there were some chinks who were dressed up in like full hazmat suits
>>216090064finally! I’ve got to log off soon but can you dance for a while little monkey I need entertaining
>>216090059yanks are always sick or taking some new kind of medication never see that sort of thing here
w2c
>>216090036Can't believe it was more than five years ago. Can't believe how much has changed in my life in those five years too.
>>216089922one hundred billion gazzilion times
>>216090059well this lame fever and green phlegm are caused by something, not enjoyable to be ill, maybe if I still went to school i'd be happier about it but I don't
>>216090088are you literally 12 or 13 years old?
actually mad how peng this is https://youtu.be/l-dkqmRN8Qs?si=j89h9MRxZPO92Car
it didn't happen rorkenothing happensjust live for another 40 years and die rorke you fucking twat
>>216090094>Can't believe how much has changed in my life in those five years too.For better or worse
>>216090094i was in my 20s
>>216090094tell us what happened lad
>>216090114lush tune
they wanted you rapedthey still do
just did last nights greasy chinese takeaway poocould see chilli and bits of vegetable and everything in itarse feels like it's been fisted
Man kick 'pon ball in 1 hour and 48 minutes.
>>216090036I refuse to forget.
Why is this legal on youtube?!https://youtu.be/_LW-X7Dzr2g?si=ZSs0vuntsNbh5ant
>>216088627holy shitincel wojak is dancing
mental how the sycamore gap tree got memoryholed
>>216090215used to be full blown naked brazilian waxes for beauty and knobs getting hard and spunking for sex education
>>216090187fuuuuck i need to hurry up and cum
melty incoming he didn’t take the bonfire night mugging off very well
gf just got in from work and took off her shoes
>>216090215all the see through dress tubers do cleaning videos is there some loophole with that
>>216090194Mad how evil they are
don't care still giving my life for Devon, Winchester and Exeter
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoeYou a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)You a stupid hoe, yeah, you a, you a stupid hoe (you stupid, stupid)
need my dick sucked
mad how open borders would be possible if there was only white people
>>216090266when people ask where im from i say 'near winchester' rather than 'southampton'
right now someone tell the belgian flag to kill himself or call him a nonce let’s get this party started
>>216090284*puts hair into a ponytail*
>>216090297yeah true white people have never had any conflict with eachother
getting the daily dose of OSRS
>>216090302first gf was from otterbournehad a lovely bush and slightly hairy bumhole
>>216090331name 3
>A migrant has returned to the UK on a small boat after being removed to France under the "one in, one out" scheme less than a month ago, BBC News understands.
>>216090238Have they removed those? You had to age verify or sign in as far as I can remember
>>216090366you have to respect the hustle he knows eventually they'll just give up
oh huge melty
>>216090377not sure, just get my muck from sxyprn these days for my wanking needs
>>216090356ktim but wfh so i just continue to sit at the same desk
>>216090403erm that's not available in this country
My gf comes over after work tbf x
Lads, I've been sat next to a really fit girl in the office last few days I've been in and we chat all day getting on like a house on fire. Problem is I live with my gf of five years, literally can't blow it up for an office shag but I was finding it very tough not to start flirting back. What do? Is it just a case of have a wank and try to get over it?
bring back the pure satire
>>216090366
loool he’s having a hissy fit well done whoever triggered him
doin wee wees
man spends long day at work waiting to come home and post about black willies on /brit/
>>216090449Harry Maguire's goal would have brought him back to life x
Sir John Fetterman
man bites dog
>>216090440it’s a wank job, been there lad tbf me and that gf did break up and I should’ve shagged the office girl but we weren’t together 5 years only 1
>>216090497why's he so fucking ugly
Started walking home from toil and already feeling better for it. 4.4 miles a day and it only adds 30 minutes to my daily commute - absolute win
>>216090531Nephillim genes
>>216090534it would take me an hour and a half to walk to toil
Eating Oreos in bed. Didn't have any milk and it's a bit late to be having tea. On a side note, there is 0.6g of protein in each Oreo. I'm going to be hench as FUCK after I tan all of these
>>216090534interesting that lad. may do the same
>>216090553why are black people obsessed with this?
man posts petah
he has a breakdown and no one even notices or reacts, expected more I’m not satisfied with my /brit/ experience
right well that's...i'm not sure what it is but it's a peter and something that is definitely not allowed
>>216090561What about running? I plan to start running to work once I'm a bit fitter, will cut my commute down to 20 minutes.>>216090573Do it, podcast/music on - find it wakes me up better than a coffee
>>216090613im not entirely sure either i was looking for the gay porn
>>216090187Corrrrr
just done a load of sex with FIT BIRDS
>>216090125Better for the most partFiancex3 my salaryNew, nicer homeBut some things are worse, don't go out and have fun anywhere near as much as I used to but that's getting older
>jogging to toil
>>216090603We're sorry to hear that. Is there anything else we can do for you today sir?
>>216090719>>216090719>>216090719
>>216090689My route to toil used to be like this - why wouldn't I want to enjoy it at speed?
Right, so I get the apps, make the accounts, get matches, then what?Set up some sort of first date? Like a coffee shop or walk? Dinner?
