GREATEST. LIVING. AMERICAN. EditionWheres CLack and commander (fake queens) btw? Someone post a link to SIFS or the /cum/ discord
>>216091838OP is a faggot
Brady isn't even the best American athlete of all time
>>216092482Whomst would be better?
>>216091838An orginal fag makes a post and he’s so old they think he’s a newfag
Jannies really don't even care about generals anymore, I remember when they would delete you for posting a thread like 10 seconds early
>>216092500OJ Simpson
>>216092500Babe Ruth.
>>216092482It doesnt say best american athlete, it says greatest american
>>216092500Wayne Gretzky
>>216092528>someone posts a pasta>you reply with the reply pasta>newfags call you reddit for replying
>>216092500Tiger Woods
>>216092500Michael Phelps
>>216091838>fake queensI remember real queens but not these other personalities you speak of
been talking to chatgpt in the car to practice conversing with other people in a way that doesn’t make me seem like a blathering retard. i’ve got a long way to go
I remember both Clackmyass and commander. Lots of /cum/frens have come and gone over the years
>>216091838>win seven rings in a sport with 11 teammates on the field at all times>win seven rings in a sport with 5 teammates on the court at all times.Brady had over twice as much help as Robert Horry, and Big Shot Bob won his with multiple teams.
>>216092652Clack was the twiggy poster, fake queens was from toronto but would pretend to be queens
>>216092694>Big Shot Bob won his with multiple teamsAnon forgot something about Brady lol
>>216092500Joel Embiid
>>216092694By this logic you could say Brady had to face twice the enemies on the field
>>216092748There is no way a Tuga knows who that is, where are you really from?
>>216092768Logic'd that freak into orbit
>>216092711Does anyone still use extra flags?
>>216092785The NBA is popular here
>>216092855Grim, my condolences
>>216092854I couldnt tell you, stopped using them half a decade ago if not longer
>>216092857Thought this was a tranny at first
>>216092500Josh Allen is a better QB.
>>216092857she has an OF and does porn
>>216092917>0 Superbowl appearanceslolwut
>>216092917Really? He must have quite a few rings right?
>>216092923sad
>>216093204What did you assume her occupation was?
>>216092923I don't think there are any thots online who don't have something like that anymore
>>216092960As a buffalo faggot this shit HURTZ
>>216092940>>216092960Wins is not a QB stat.
Mexicans are the only people fatter than Americans I think, not counting those meme micro-states
>>216093640>any thots online who don't have something like that anymoreisnt that the definition of thots?
>>216093770Before they posted whore shit but didn't actually sell porn professionally lol some of them nowadays are openly escorting too
>>216092857Need a name on this bitch
>>216093748If you didn't count black women America would drop a few percentage points in obesity immediately, same with latinx here. Only Asians are less fat than wypipo
>>216093728Rings are everything, just ask Eli and Tom in 2008 if theyd rather have the ring or the undefeated season
>>216093834Ali C Lopez
>>216093800>whore shitid actually argue that's porn as well. maybe not hardcore but solo videos count. the ones who do tasteful non nudity like lingerie would classify as softcore porn since the intention in both is sexual in nature
>>216093913>in both*in both hardcore and softcore
>>216093913Fair enough but back then you had girls being sluts just for the love of it and attention on social media. Now it's entirely monetized.
>>216093860It's kinda funny how regardless of the sport fans jerk off about stats but all the players only care about winning the championship
Getting cold outside these days
>>216094004that's true but today OF has opened up a safe avenue to monetize their slutty side. back then the only way would be nude photoshoots but there's always a risk of shady businesses exploiting young women in need of money (remember the GDP drama?). OF is fundamentally safer.
>>216094167Which state? All the other Americans complain about how hot it is
Why the fuck are both threads goingI can’t keep up with TWO /cum/sJason posted in the other one so it’ll be this one now
>>216094258Idk there's a couple anons now who like thread drama + the tranny jannies seemingly don't care anymore about generals
>>216094258/cum/ LOVES threadsplitting don't we folks?
>>216094499Hngghhh the American beaches of my yovth
>>216092500Arnold Schwarzenegger
yeah, i'm bumpin this thread
>>216091838hello /cum/, i am here again to ask about maine, new hampshire, new england and vermont alt girls, i updated my last list of music bands with the help of grok this time:- shack- oshima brothers- sorority noise- obsidian tonguealso the whitening cream arrived and i can't believe it, i already look like a dreamy anime e-boy, that shit really does work!
>>216097405Never heard of any of those bandsJust listen to The Cure and The Smiths if you want to bond with alt-girls
>>216097405You made up something in your head that doesnt exist
lol you retards have been posting in the wrong thread this whole time>>216097694>>216097694>>216097694
>>216097714not any alt girl, they must be white with blue eyes and light roots, no white-frauding latinas.>>216097729fuck off.
>tfw 5'8>too tall and stocky to be a twink or femboy>too short to be a true manIs it over?
i do not care
My favorite thai place has been close for over a month for renovations
>>216097779just wear lifts
>>216097766lmfao bro I'm brazilian and white and the hot white american girls don't give me any attention, why are they going to give you any? lmfao
>>216097779no it's not over
>>216097823because i put in the work, you probably don't even use sea salt spray and fluff up your hair, you just linger in one place expecting those dimes to approach you.
>>216097855>sea salt spray and fluff up your hairlol, what is that?
The jeet from Saudi-Arabia now posts in /cum/.Grim.
hey guys i'm a normalfag, may i have some attention please
>>216097911>Saudi Arabia>911 Checked
>>216097925I haven't been with a naked girl since March of 2024 and she was fat, but today I talked to 4 different attractive women (they are all my colleagues though)I'm a pseudo-normie
>haven't had sex in a week
Girl who rejected me said she liked my clothesIs that a W chat??
>>216097930The jews did 911, though.
>>216097911what is truly grim is how i am going to be dining with dimes while you will be stuck courting swines, get you money up or your funny up.>>216097930my KING!!!!
>>216097823I'm going to be honest though, I don't see a lot of couples here and when I do it's always a generic white american guy with an ugly asian or latina or black woman. The hot white girls are always alone. They probably have their tinder and instagram inboxes filled to the fucking brim with simps. There is no other explanation to it i guess thank you
Reminder that even Don Malaponte managed to get some pussy
>>216097977stop letting random men fuck you, it's not good for your mental health.
>>216097977I wish I had sex last week, I need a haircut...>>216097988Saudis are basically jews
>>216097993Those hot white girls are still in their whore phase
>>216098037Having no sex at all is even worse, I simply choose the lesser of two evils and that is dick
>>216098035who the fuck is that?
Ohtani is so sexy
>>216098072You're gaaaay
been an incel for a couple weeks since i stopped fucking the asian gyatt i rizzed off hingeso fucking grim bros it's over i hate normgroids
Heebie Kikeberger
>>216098035He only fucked a fat Mexcian single mom.
>>216098035She was a fat single mother. I refuse to have sex with something like that.
People who make mockery of MLK jr’s legacy should be imprisoned
>>216098070One of a handful of mentally ill schizophrenic homosexual cuckolds that spam this thread with selfies attached
>>216097980i would say no, until then, you have to assume she's disinterested and just playing games. She wants to keep you guessing. She wants to see if you're willing to chase, but at the same time, confident enough in yourself thank you
>>216098111In this country we have a thing called freedom of speech so you're allowed to make fun of anyone you want without going to prison
>>216098124>>216097727
>>216098089lel
why are guys posting selfies on 4chan don't do that
>>216098035>>216098100>>216098102>>216098118Wtf I haven't heard of thisIs some 2015 ancient /cum/ shit
>>216098102So you refuse to have sex altogether is what you're saying?
>>216098135That’s not freedom of speech
>>216098100>>216098102Thought he had sex with some fat ugly white bitch too he posted her pictures here >>216098161No he has been at it for ages and these events were recent
>>216098164I refuse to have sex with girls who are below average yesIf that makes me a virgin my entire life that's fine by me
Still haven't had sex with a chick who's got children, I think...
>>216098151I'm not going to reply to this thread thank you
My car is really low on gas and I don't want to spend 45 dollars to fill it up
>>216098201Don Malaponte? WtfI'm here for hours every day how did I miss this
>>216098201She was half Mexican and she offered free tit pics to veterans on her facebook page.
He mad
She’s so perfect
>>216098212South Brazil deserves independence.Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>216098246Damn his wife is hot
>>216098219Not sure what your question is about sorry>>216098238Lmao
COOOOOOOOOOORBYN DAAAAAAAAAAALLASSSSSSS
>>216098248kek
>>216094499From left to right 2>3>1>4
>>216098277Of course, he's rich
>>216098246(((Rapaport)))It's afraid.
>>216098269He probably isn't even from the south. If he were from the south he would be chilling with his white friends and having sex with hot white girls.
>>216098283One time I posted “Leelou Dallas multipass” and someone sperged at me
>>216098246>Michael Rapaport https://youtu.be/OGjCIEhGghg
>>216098323It's so funny when he gets mad
>support zohran mamdani because he owns da joozbrainrot 80 iq political views
In the aaaarms oooooof lums bra Fly awaaaaaay from here
>>216098357he's gonna get the call when he wins don' worry
>>216098316based 5th element poster, let them seethe
>>216098246>one of the priciest joints in NYC>entrees are $35
I see people who reactionarily hate AI as the lowest type of npc, like on the same level as NPCs who have their political opinions align with celebrities
>>216098408Good evening sir
>>216098403kek just looked at their menu too, some are like $22(((Rappaport))) is the seethiest most butthurt jew in existence right now.
We call them kikes here, thank you
>>216098357
Not sure if this is staged but even NYC hates this little rat:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KE7KMGjF-k
>>216098447You can’t say that
My posts make myself laugh so much
Whoever (You)'d me got auto filtered and I'm not checking what you said
>>216098449lol, I actually like his take on pizza, I hate a floppy slice
I will transform into a magical girlI will defy my own natureI will transform into a magical girlAnd my vodka bottle will turn into a magic wand 'cause
>>216098485huh?
>>216098509Theres a magical girl show now where one of them is actually a guy who turns into a girl. I think it's magical girl raising project
Filtering is Reddit
>Heebie Kikebergerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn6HodWJ5Ss
>>216098408This is true. I work with one. A woman (Jewish) who is much more capable at coding than myself, who refuses to use AI and actively argues against people talking about it in our team meetings. But because I GPT max at work I can take on way bigger projects than her.
>>216098541I miss him
>>216098485Maybe he has a job and doesn't need government handouts
>(you) >This is true Love to see it
>>216098527>one of them is actually a guy who turns into a girlgiwtwm
>>216098612Yeah but ywnbaw :/
Should I buy more creatine if I don’t think it’s working?
>>216098644you don't lift and you're a fat retard that nobody likes, hope this helps
Threw out my weeeeeed
truth nuke
>>216098666Checked
>>216098666Dad shouldn't have let his son be molested and/or groomed, it's his fault
>>216098656I do lift thougheverbeit
This comic is popular on reddit right now
>>216098704let me guess you can't even squat 3pl8retarded faggot
>>216098579he really was great, I try to expose Zoomers to these guys because he did before most of them were out of diapers and the mainstream media doesn't popularize Patrice because of his opinions on women
>>216098706You would know
>>216098706This is a great example of why Plato hated fiction
I told you /cum/ had discord trannies
>>216098706I call men "ladies" sometimes, but it's to insult them.
>>216098742They're easily bullied off
>>216098706>Attractive woman dating a troonDoes this ever happen?
>>216098742You can tell because the tranime posters all come at once
>>216098739Why do you delete your posts a minute after you post them
>>216098711I've shown Patrice to a bunch of people, used to watch his stand up special with my ex years ago, gotta a nice memory watching Elephant in The Room with her and laughing our asses off. It really sucks that he died.
>>216098796He's enigmatic and mysterious like a cryptid
Leftists occupy mainstream seats in the dem party and are insane. Alt right is almost non existent.
>>216098828Cryptids aren't real
>>216092857dayum
Cryptids are real
i'm a beard oil FAFO kinda guy
>>216098861What's your practical proposal to change this?
ordering a burger and having a hazy ipagonna watch jeopardy later and read some japanese literature (translated)
>>216098900Continue btfo'ing leftists on the internet one by one in debates
>>216091838this nigga a cuck
Crazy that there can be a democratic vote to make a thing legal and then politicians come in later and say "ehe well *we* don't like this" and then they make it illegal again
I remember listening to some O&A episode with Patrice and two feminists or whatever, and he would trash them and just be himself and they would hate him at first and then by the end of the episode they sound like they would fuck him. He was so good. RIP King.
>>216098925french flag
>>216098915A jeet will deliver your slop.
>>216098925it really do be like this
>>216098961I'm at a restaurant and all the servers are white and blond
>>216091838i am once again pushin for the BE flag to be rangebanned from the /brit/ general (the /brit/ BE flag poster). he has been going for 10+ hours today while the thread has him filtered. this post is yet another - because he has spammed for yet another day - request to have him rangebanned
>>216098932None of these zoomers know who that is
Bought apples, oranges, cabbage, broccoli, and beets
>>216098983They should
>>216098975The cooks are probably jeets.
>>216098932Women like being denigrated and they respect a guy with convictions way more than a guy who just says what he thinks they want to hear.
Y'all hear about this?
>>216099035They're blackI'm in the states by the way
>>216099041Careful beaver that tree is about to give way
>>216099021Why are Europeans always 20-30 years out of date?
Is avocado oil a seed oil?
>>216092691I don't like namefags
>>216098975>I'm at a restaurant with table service>and I'm posting on 4chan with my phonethe fuck is wrong with you
>>216098978Why are you posting this in /cum/?
>>216099074I do that sometimes
>>216092691Who's commander
>>216099067I don't know.
Guess who has traveler's diarrhea.Yep, this guy, what the fuck never got this before.
>>216099050let's play "guess the races"
>>216099067Have you seen avocado seeds?
>>216099090What the hell I thought /cum/ knew everything
>>216099042It's true>>216099062What do you mean?
>>216099050no but i heard about the lady who was dating some guy that did 20 years for stabbing some guy to death and then lo and behold her stabbed her and her 13 year old daughter to death. women have the self preservation instincts of barnyard animals it’s pretty sad
>>216099098Whats the difference between that and normal diarrhea
>>216099105Probably everyone involved is white trash
>>216099083loser behaviour, cut it out.
>>216099117Patrice O'Neal was like 25 years ago
>>216098861?The most common criticism of the dems is that they aren't actually leftists and do nothing to actually seek progressive goals in lieu of maintaining a status quo and endlessly making promises that they don't fulfill
>>216099074I'm bored and alone on a business trip
>>216099159then you get slop and eat it alone in your hotel room in front of the noisy wall heater while minorities scream in the hallway, like every other man who travels on business.
>behaviour
>>216099137So what? I discovered him in 2015-2016 when I was in high school. What difference does it make, the stuff he said is still relevant and his special still holds up.
>>216099140>? Jeet style typing
>>216099134
>>216099189Like I said, out of date.Might as well start talking about Jimmy Durante
Need to slobber on some toes
>>216099189the stuff he said is arguably more relevant now than ever before. he was 100% correct about woke faggot culture taking over and ruining mainstream entertainment, and about how women can't be trusted to make good decisions and should instead rely on a dedicated man to help them through life. as soon as we started letting women get divorces and vote shit completely hit the fan.
When are we gettin them flying cars?
>>216099183Fuck off retard
>>216099213whatever>>216099242He was so spot on it's unreal.
>>216099260Had em for a while, they're called airplanes
Post below me is such a fuckin hoe, I love it
>>216099121not sure, but travelers diarrhea is from bacteria, regular can be from many things
>>216092500Tony Hawk
>>216092500Lebron All tom does is throw the ball. I get it's important and not easy, but in the grand scheme of all sports
>>216099174those lips must be soft af
>>216099268>WhateverKnow your audience, zoomers have never heard of this guy and you're surrounded by zoomers. You foreigners think anything American you watch is automatically known by all Americans no matter how old it is. Think of someone from your shithole from 25 years ago that nobody talks about anymore. Would you expect zoomers iyc to know about them
>>216099272That's not a car doofus
>>216099264i have probably travelled for work more than you, i know how it's done. being the lonely loser in a restaurant staring into his phone is just a humiliation ritual you aren't required to endure. NOTHING is more degrading than going to a restaurant and telling the pretty hostess "erm table for one please...".THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE TABLES FOR ONE NIGGA.
>>216099327it’s got wheels and an an engine innit
>>216099317Wrap yours around my penis
Ate a whole frozen pizza for supper
>>216099327Explain the difference
my farts smell like huevo con chorizohttps://voca.ro/1cqtWz98L1wx
>>216099347Just one? >>216099346Kill yourself
>>216099347we've all been there.
>>216099322I don't expect anything, what is your problem bro? You can't talk about something other people might not know about, who givesa shit?
>>216099380Mind ya business!
>>216099346hahahahah
N
>>216099398I'm just saying, Bosnia kun
Dinner will be the last of the noodles with sauteed cabbage and vegetarian meatballs.
>>216099355Cars carry small amounts of people, have small engines, and are used for intercity travel. You don't use an airplane to go to Wendy's but a flying car could.
>>216099430>Vegetarian meatballsThis nigga moist
Lmao you're such a fucking cuck dude seriously
>>216099426I like when anons post something I didn't know that I might actually get into... Like that Slovenian anon who posted Wishbone Ash...it's a band from 50 years ago but it's a great band I hadn't heard of.
Drinking White Claw like a woman
>>216099437> carry small amounts of people, have small engines, and are used for intercity travelYou just described a single engine Cessna
>>216099340>being the lonely loser in a restaurant staring into his phone is just a humiliation ritualjust say you have no aura
Imagine getting testicular cancer and having to get BOTH your balls removed.
>>216099470Next you'll be taking dick like a woman
>>216099437People can't even drive cars without crashing into things or other people, and autopilot is just as likely to result in death as a human driver. The notion of people flying around at low altitude in thousands of pounds of metal would be a death sentence for everyone on the ground.
Black market HRT
*I shoot the ball and it swishes* boom. I can do this all day
>>216099478https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5EuQ2oczY&list=RDsb5EuQ2oczY&start_radio=1
>>216099475Really you take off from your house in a Cessna and land at McDonald's?
Wtf even is cancer? I've heard it described as an unchecked growth of cells, or a deleterious degeneration of healthy tissue, I still have no clue what it is and how it can get in your balls, brain, breast or anywhere
>>216099340You're weird.I've eaten at plenty of restaurants alone, especially when traveling.Had some great conversations with the cute waitresses when I do.
>>216099531Kek you sound so cute and dumb Ask AI to explain it to you in a way that's simple and detailed. Let me guess, you're scared of ai o algo
>>216099491Its going to be AI automated
>>216099524Yes.I'm built different.
>>216099174being a woman
>>216099549>Had some great conversations with the cute waitresses when I do.uh huh...
>>216099531>unchecked growth of cellsThis is pretty much it.
Do you guys prefer wild thang or funky cold medina
zohran seemed based because he defied the democratic party status quo but recently he's totally bent the knee to them so he'll be yet another nothingburger like aoc
made some money (fire emoji)
>>216099531Cells multiple and grow out of control, wrecking the rest of the body and stealing nutrients
>>216099572So how does that kill you
>>216099549Yeah, sometimes on lunch break when nobody wants to come with me and I go to this Turkish place by myself. I know the regulars who also have lunch there and one of them is a cute chick and sometimes we dine together.
>>216099589Ah, I seeArigato my nugga
all politicians suck jewish cock, therefore none of them can be based.
>>216099608Your IQ went from 78 to 79 thanks to him
>>216099623trvke
>>216099641I actually laughed out loud
>>216099623what about thomas massie
"They're demolishing the white house!" - people that celebrated statues being taken down
>>216099652Thomas Massie sold poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
>>216099689Point to where I asked
>>216099694shifting the goalposts
It's almost 7pm onna east coast
>>216099694>>216099723nta but he's right, poisoning children is a very jewish thing to do.
Nobody remembers the good stuff
>>216099694I doubt that
>>216099752>I'm not gonna to die
>>216099752>>216099755fucklol
>>216099764Reddit is fulla Jeets, whattaya want
Thomas Massie is not long for this world, they're already looking to bury him with a pro-Israel candidate that will "win" the next round.
I've never heard of half the people that get mentioned here
>>216099834Yeah who the fuck is Thomas massie
israel is our ally and it benefits us globally to foster a good relationship only midwits think otherwise
>>216099842Nod really
I'm a mountain time kinda guy
>>216099842Blink thrice if they have a gun to your head
>>216099840congressional rep from Kentucky who hates jews and Israel, publicly shits on Trump's pro-shnoz agenda, and wants to make the sale of raw milk legal across state lines.
>pissraelunc....
I'm a Pacific time chad
Not too fond of mountain dew and its many variants
>>216099865I don't know about the milk stuff but everything else sounds good
i don't know who any of these politicians are but i'm still gonna have strong opinions on politics and there's nothing you can do about it
new>>216099728>>216099728>>216099728
>>216099897it's all very based. the FDA is incredibly jewish and wants people to remain sickly to help boost BigPharma stock prices. remember the food pyramid that said you should be eating 10-12 servings of grains per day? literal pseudo-scientific criminals.
