When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderfulA miracle, oh, it was beautiful, magical
https://voca.ro/15vM5XdzmorE
The new.
>>216093134Svpertramp is goated
>/brit/cringe subhuman general but mirin optimal runescape pre-ge
reminder to report the BE flags posts
I'm an uncle as well.
Im a sensitive young man but also unc
Why did the GE increase the runescape population so much when it objectively made the game much more dead?
why bother to have sex a second time you've already experienced it
why hasnt she been around in months
'Dental hygienist' is not a medical profession. It's one step up from a hairdresser
just got back from dropping the gf back at hersmanaged to fit in a cheeky shag before i left toowahey, aving a beero now
time for champions league ladswhat bets have you made?
take a jumbocross the waterlike to see America
>>216093134trimming gf
Right then so I wanted 2 microwave meals because I'm a fat slut and each container says cook for 5 minutes for example.Well I put both in for 5 minutes and they came out cold. Yet if I were to do them individually for 5 minutes each would be hot. How does that work then? How am I supposed to believe in science like round earth and vaccines when this shit happens
Lying in bed farting
my incel bedroom is particularly pongy this evening
@Keir Starmer
>>216093252clueless little feckbrain
>>216093252>because im a slut cute...
Tell me your genuine and honest thoughts on ReformNo showing off for the lads, no being edgy or anything. Honest thoughts
>>216093252each meal container blocks the other, thus preventing both from heating evenlyif you have any more questions about microwaving runt slop, let me know!
>>216093199yes lad this screenshot of a social media post definitely proves what the medical industry does and doesn't know it seems conclusive thanks to this screenshot of a social media post
>>216093158say something with your mic zeidsnot shy are you x
>>216093221Because I broke up with her. For the best really but I do miss that fat bitches stinking cunt
>>216093270ktim, smells like a combination of quavers and arse with a slight hint of cum
please Joinme ok ..Do Not ChangeYourclocks OnSunday !!
>>216093305don't reply to heathernonce
it not right
>>216093296Hello Keir. Run out of ideas?
>>216093252it's because the extra weight stops the plate from spinning. I used to work in Currys so know a bit about microwaves
>>216093318why?
>>216093305its some retard idk why you are paying it any attention. the "Foreword" post was iPhone notes without capitalizing the "I"
>>216093318vile evil ghoul
>>216093324says it all really
that's all well and good but how do you hold your pen
>>216093318i'll be late for work thoughbeit
>get a nice buzz going>have a cig and buzz is gone and im depressedduno why i bother
>>216093318why does everyone think youre mouseyare you mousey
>>216093323take my paw :3
Just searched it and the "5 British values" were invented in 2011 to be taught in schools as part of the "prevent" program to stop kids getting the wrong ideas early onAnd these are the values you're now browbeaten with if you suggest we shouldn't have women dressed up like postboxes in our citiesFair play to them they've done a good job of convincing people
>>216093324hate this fucking nanny state
picking the lint out of my belly button
>>216093296My expectations are low and I know they're grifters but I'm going to vote for them.
>>216093331Once told my yank mate that Currys sold curry so he went in for a lamb bhuna and walked out with fish and chips lmao
>>216093324soup dragon cafe has a similar policy with the pompidou discount
>>216093356smallprice to Payok ..Don`t Worry !!
>>216093296the last stop on the line before civil war
>>216093352parasite thatll get 0 replies with his pst
>>216093367
I've heard enough. I have ordered my phone to not change time.
>>216093392Why? You have to live with their consequences
How do I know if I have tonsil stones - I only have bad breath if I drink coffee or eat sugar
>>216093412who will fight this civil war?
>>216093175>he posts in outer /int/grim
>>216093324>country on its last legs in all aspects>"We simply MUST ban free refills of sugary stuff!"All because fatties can't stop stuffing their disgusting fat faces. You should be ashamed.
>>216093431Just touch your tonsil with your finger and smell itif there's a horrible smell you probably have them
>>216093422not enough attentionthe story about throwing away breadcrumbs for the loaf (BRED) !
>>216093296At first they were nice and rorkey and wanted the oakis and wogs out, but in order to appeal to the masses and gain popularity they have softened and let in a bunch of Tories from the party that was just voted out of power for being useless. This will be their downfall. Hence the green surge now as people are realising that it's too late to get the brown out.
>Right then so I wanted 2 microwave meals because I'm a fat slut and each container says cook for 5 minutes for example.Well I put both in for 5 minutes and they came out cold. Yet if I were to do them individually for 5 minutes each would be hot.How does that work then? How am I supposed to believe in science like round earth and vaccines when this shit happens
>>216093296they'll win, get into power, change nothing and just blame labour/tories/establishment/etc. same shit that's happening all over europe
why the fuck is he so obsessed with tonsil stones
>>216093296On the one hand they soak up a lot of the worst people who would be marching with tommeh and give them a political aim but on the other hand they take away energy from forming an authentic and organic nationalist movementNigel is a scumbag and will say and do anything to get into power but amongst the hundreds of people predicted to get elected next election there will be some good eggs who can guide the partyFrankly not even sure what they stand for because they change their minds so often but it's more about the direction of the energy imo
nth for the gyaldem
>>216093437I post in outer /int/ to slag the other flags off then direct them to /brit/ so you lot can deal with the outrage
fucking love Michael Olise lads
>>216093228The entire purpose of dental nurse and dental hygienist professions is women hoping to get impregnated by a rich big dick dentist
>>216093435take a wild guess as to how the battle lines will be drawn
>>216093472because he has them and hasn't had a shag in agesask dtfic next time he's here(if he comes back, he's left cause of the 'p spam)
me hearties, blud's got a fever and sore throat:'(
>>216093324hate how shit and feckless our politicians are. never commit to anything substantial just make the country a little bit more obnoxious every few yearsjust add a fat tax cowards
>>216093472it's like the reverse of that phobia about holes in stuff with stuff in the holes. he loves rotting manky shit in the back of a throat.
That's ettles it I'm voting Green
>>216093487kept wondering why french flags kept popping in claiming a brit virgin is shitting up their thread
>>216093487it doesnt work and youre a polshit immigrant
>>216093324Omds
>>216093461>At first they were nice and rorkey and wanted the oakis and wogs outNige has never been an advocate for mass deportations, though he might become one if it suits him
>>216093479genuinely good post
Karl > Yamal
>>216093435NobodyBritain is the most domesticated country in the world, there will never be another civil war
im THis CLOSE TO SHaving MY BEARD
I want you to breed me :3
>>216093507well I just don't believe anybody will kill their neighbours unless there is a 2 week period of mass food shortage
>>216093599Karl might be that White Goat we've been waiting for.
>>216093471Difference between here and the rest of Europe is due to FPTP there's a decent chance they'll get a majority which will help them a lotFighting the civil service and other Muslims and communist infested institutions will be their biggest challenge
if god is real i wonder why he made me human and not a spider or a woodlouse or a starling my soul is more fitting as one of those creatures
>>216093359runt life
>>216093134on the OSRS toil myself x
the reason video suck and are not art is for the same reason that streaming them became big business. you can watch them and still get everything from it. the game play is secondary and non essential so the the medium is effectively just a compendium of existing mediums like music/movies/animation and not anything new unto itself.
erm...
>>216093507hows the war going in Israel/Palestine then? Russia/Ukraine? must be pretty battle-hardened if you just got done with that and want another war that youll DEFINITELY be fighting
>>216093647game over for timmy
>>216093647746 NLM
>>216093614the country is a powder keg. if one of those boat wogs goes into a school and starts stabbing kids it's off to the races
>>216093472something else that is easy to post so he can get £0.0003 each time by copy-pasting from a notepad doc
>>216093678didn't say I wanted it, just my assessment of the situation
>>216093705They did that last week and there was a few weeks off smashing neighbourhoods before it fizzled out
>>216093705not happeningif the yanks haven't had a civil war despite loads of guns and far worse atrocities then what makes you think it will happen here
How does Rorke respond?
>>216093705one more ariana grande manchester concert bombing and things will definitely happen
ramming poo up my arse
>>216093705>>216093742hows the war in Israel/Palestine going then Rorke
>>216093743>what is escalation
>>216093647Mate you've posted this about 10 timesThe discussion has been hadWe've moved on
>b-but without migrant workers in agriculture, food costs go upNow rental costs are going up because millions of people from the third world need housing.The only thing we have achieved is that agricultural robots are now being developed and built in countries with more restrictive migration policies, and we will then import them at great expense, while the unemployed third worlders will make use of our social programs at even greater expense.
>>216093324But the price stay the same :^)
>>216093758he's right. only a cursed people can go from ruling the world to this >>216093647
>>216093758>haha yes go jews i love israel id die for israel
>>216093757we have had a civil war
in morleys, you niggaz want sumin?
>>216093758the Jews dont believe in hell
>>216093793talking about the modern era
>>216093758Kek Tommy took that like such a good little goy
>>216093776I'd talk about your sex life but then there would be no posts
rorke discussing immigration instead of being a proper man and cracking a beer open while watching the footy
can feel the early signs of food poisoning coming on here
>>216093705You're describing something that's happened like 8 times in the past 3 years lol. There is never an explosion from this supposed "powder keg"
might move to Kazakhstan
>>216093793are poltards really this stupid? one would hope not
>>216093134mad how I haven't had sex since osrs was released
>>216093835and become a steppe nomad horse-archer?
>>216093856haven't had sex since 2007
Sir Harold Kane, the First of His Name
>>216093499>>216093599>buyernkompany succeeding as a manger in that league is all you need to know about the quality of bundesliga
>>216093816Listen up mate I've had sex with exactly 9 women so the jokes on you really
>>216093862why are they all fat
New football manager delayed a year because they changed to unity for better graphics and this is the result lmao
"Tommy Robinson" has to be the most obvious intelligence asset of all timeNo surprise to anyone that all the biggest mongos take him seriously
>>216093779>Migrants cramp 10 people into one bedroom>Migrants take up all the housingChoose one rorke
>>216093843bad breath isnt the only symptomyou will also know by sore throat, difficulty swallowing, and a feeling of something being stuck in the throat. also you can smell your own breath by licking your hand and sniffing it
>>216093862Leftypol and his mates on their way to worship a brown man (he's just stabbed 40 kids and doesn't speak English)
>>216093750first thing I noticed was his cross
on beeroid #2get on my level
>>216093862Reading homage to Catalonia at the moment and Orwell comments on how the Spanish take smaller steps while marchingLooks like he was right
>>216093862gay pride parada
When did Brit become lefty
>>216093891he's a possession based manager mate, did you not even watch burnley's season in the championshipthey were never a prem side, were woefully unprepared and didn't have the squad for it, its no wonder they went straight back downwe're winning the champions league with kompanyball
poo on my bum
>>216093874yh
>>216093903Both can be true
rorke stuck in the nutty putty cave
some truly moronic idiots in tonight
whats a good auto webm maker site for 4chan. i cba learning how to do it
>>216093903he didn't say that did hehe said rental costs are going up which is exactly what happens when landlords realize they can squeeze more and more rentoids into the same space
>>216093938we just want pol to leave
>>216093946>did you not even watch burnley's season in the championshipUm no, should I have?
>>216093974Rorke is in the black lodge and can’t get out
>>216093856mad how I can pinpoint where my life went to shit and it was 2012 when they did the combat update in runescape. I was in year 10 and had no way to cope with life after that
scream
dose computers TOOK OUR JERBS
>>216093976ffmpeg
>>216093994do you not support great English traditions like the footy?proper patriots spend their Sundays on the sidelines at the vanarama league south games.
Canadaaaaa
>>216094008The gherkin?
>>216093928me spanish great-granddad was nearly executed by communists during the war for wearing a cross, luckily one of the communists had actually worked on his farm before and said he was a good boss and so they spared his life>>216093966cor nearly as expansive as the never-ending sky tengri
>>216093976Webms for Retards
anyone else use a fake accent because their natural one is too northern runt like and nobody would take it serious man in
>>216094018lol I saw this on a YouTube short yesterday
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTONCRAZY MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ICE CUBE
mental how superior american nature is to ours
Mental how it's still the best of the series, the most soulful first person shooter ever imho
>>216094016ktim but i was 22 in my last year of uni
WW1 feels like something from the middle ages.But WW2 feels like it's still relevant because it's never really ended.
might get turkey teeth
>>216094065t. Jayden Tucker McBurgerio
>>216094065We tore all of ours down for farmland hundreds of years ago
don't like this whole getting dark earlier and earlier malarkey depressing
fuck im wasted lol
>>216094092how do girls with nails like that wipe their bum properly
remember that bad mums post ahaha
>>216094031I'm a Leeds fan thoughbeit
I feel like this tonsil stone thing is a psyop
>>216094100same x
>>216094065pic rel is here
>>216094090recently heard this lad go on a drunken rant at the end of the warwas funny hearing an 80 year old recording of someone absolutely steaming
>>216094138it's heathermong's most favourite very special interest to spam the the with
>>216094050Ngl the Communists are coming across as a disorganised incompetent rabble so far it's no surprise they lost
>>216094053I speak an odd mixture of Manchester and Yorkshire accentIt’s far too grim for words so I’ve trained myself to speak like a normal human
doing a watchhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Willard_(2003_film)
at dentist tomorrow to get an extra pair of tonsils installed
right well that looks like a willy and maybe a bum
>>216094053i had to reel my council estate chav accent in when i started applying for jobs so interviewers didn't automatically assume i was a total retard
>>216094148freezing cold, pitch black and galeforce winds 90% of the year, also owned by foreign billionaires or lords who will shoot you then get the local judge (their best pal) to acquit them
Today, I will remind them
>>216094160
that's a lot of squirt
>Liverpoo
>>216094160why did she do a wee wee all over his willy?
LIVERPOOP
>>216094053I'm the oppositegot a southern poof accent and I live in the north so I put on a more working class accent so people take me seriouslyduality of man and all that haha
>>216094235thats squirt, incel
>>216094226Great anime that
>>216094257i think it's wee. I've seen wee before
had my tonsils removed in primary school because i kept pretending to be ill lol
tie em to a fence post
Arne Slot more like Arse Sluthahahahaha
>>216094050the borjigins are nestorian christians in that save
>>216094076sex sex seeeeeex
>>216094268im onto your game glownigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E-7A5DiquI
>>216094260
>>216094245Fuck off home nancy boy
>>216094018SMASHED
playing weird jap game
>>216093938National Socialism is left wing.
>>216094276lolWhy didn't you confess to you parents instead? >>216094257kek
>>216094084sill recall getting far cry 3 in early 2013 around the time it came out on the new xbox 360 i got at christmas just a couple months before, a catberg somehow got into the house on the first day I played it and had to get it out the window, then i went back to playing that tremendous game, the multiplayer was really good too cause people could make their own maps, I remember one that was like you were on the moon
>>216094327feel like I needed to have done this when that annoying girl wouldnt shut up whenever she saw me (but of course it wouldnt be rape)
In my 63 and a bit years on this earth I’ve never been to Northampton.
>>216094305because I sound like a frail posh wanker and the locals will probably think I'm a sheltered push over
>>216094327What the fuck is this shitThat’s a dog nigga
>>216094331would like to smash gigi iykwim
mad how cute my primary school teachers were and i never truly appreciated it
the magna farta
>>216094076frog spotted
Every woman I have ever been romantically involved with has had a personality disorder in some form. That’s not normal at all. 7 women and all had a personality disorder. The demiurge must have placed a curse on me. Fucking bastard demiurge
>>216094401you could've been m*les*ed by them
>>216094344idk just thought it would be fun>>216094337it made no difference
Me? Never been south of Newcastle.
>>216094401mine were all fat as shitnot regular fat, yank fatproper obeseI remember in year 5 looking at my teachers arm and realising it was thicker than my whole torso
i had sex a couple hours ago
https://youtube.com/shorts/iBmgAoG2JZg?si=iA1lkoH-HMXFvf84
Getting the daily dose of National Socialist theory https://research.calvin.edu/german-propaganda-archive/sk03.htm>Americanism is certainly not a spiritual movement, nor is it a worldview that it is possible to oppose at the intellectual level. Its political beneficiaries have tried in recent years to give it, if not a face, at least a program or a goal: “the American Century.” It is a collection of empty promises of the type democratic orators have always made — but this time on a world scale. There is nothing in them to excite a reasonable man. But that is exactly the point of Americanism! The key is not what it promises, but what it cannot promise. The key is not what it demands of men, but what gives them.
>>216094438how much did the john pay you?
>>216094415she should fully embrace this type of content instead of those cheap shitty animations
>>216094422the school nurse definitely did a willy inspection on me and no one believes me. they were checking if my sack had descended
I’m hungry and horny :(
>>216094469i can satisfy one of these needs ;)
troonscape is the roblox of millenials
Women? Irreparably evil.
>>216094353that was the last year for the xbox 360 and games were running reaally poorly on it didn't fc3 run at like 10 fps by that point?
>>216094469Didn't ask for your Grindr profile info mate
>>216094481>>216094503?
>>216094497runescape is only 3 years older than roblox
>>216094510this guy gets it
>>216094510they’re healing their traumas ;(
>>216094498Nevermind actually the fit emo who works at tesco said hi to me just now it’s okay
/brit/ is so homo-coded uwu
Sucking a diet dr p. Shit is so good
i shower twice a day
>>216094510>these women just had horrible characters/personalitiesyeh a personality disorderthey're just maladaptive personalities
Literally couldn’t control myself in tesco. They were playing tiny dancer and thanks to you cunts I just thought about elton sharting spunk on plates of food
Die Engländer behaupten, das deutsche Volk habe den Glauben an den Sieg verloren. Ich frage Euch: Glaubt Ihr mit dem Führer und mit uns an den endgültigen totalen Sieg des deutschen Volkes?
>>216094390>>216094464nah 2D >>> 3D
just ordered one of everything on the mcdonalds world tour menu heist
>>216094416mating with personality disorders is rather assortative m'hearty, you may have one yourself
I’m so addicted to Balatro ladsOnly won it once haha
>>216094572Das Wort hat der Kriegsteilnehmer Goebbels!
>>216094438FOY
heathermongnazimongdtfibziedygyaldemnoncespainmongdire thread
>>216094416Ffs rorke the demiurge is not real and he's definitely not sending mentally ill women to date you
>>216094591I do mate. Bipolar. No matter how much heathermong will launch his toys out of his pram soon
IM WALDE IM GRUNEN WALDE
>>216094595maladaptive is an evolutionary biology term
>the demiurge is not real
>>216094568>>216094604ICH SAGTE:DAS WORT HAT DER KRIEGSTEILNEHMER GOEBBELS!
>>216094610Literally all me
>>216094610The spainiard is class
how can i compress this file to 4mb. the webm converter churned out 37.9mb bloody software bloat .i want to show you something
How do you get into drug dealing?
Sir Dr Joseph Goebbels
>>216094572The latest DSM has 450 disorders in it lmao
>>216094675more like gobbles hitler's willy cause he's a gay nazi
Just seen an obese child with the fluoride-stare dressed like he'd only just walked out of Hot Topic... america is healing
>>216094639Baffling post
>>216094657love this x
>>216094667got refused a third pack of paracetamol last week and I just couldn't deal with it
>>216094661We’re good, thanks though
>>216094661how long is it?
>>216094661Put it in 600x800 resolution and make it less than 20 seconds.
>>216094675Goebbels, der Drückeberger
the fact is that sex is deeply, deeply soothing for the soulsorts you out for like a week after
>>216094613Fuck off demiurge I’m onto you
can dogs be trusted?
>>216094715ive decided to abandon the venture as actually i have no friends or any sort of network which really seems like step one
>>216094717its 15 seconds
>>216094761Border Collies? Yes Pitbulls? No.The wife? Only after a pint!
>>216094742Yeah. Everything just feels “right” after you’ve finished inside her.
>>216094353I loved Far Cry 3 when it released, but as I have grown older I found myself more nostalgic for 2 - it has a realism that 3 lacks.The multiplayer was mental, the race tracks in particular - the best one was the Titanic map for TDM, brilliant fun
NEW>>216094799>>216094799>>216094799
>>216094796FC2 had great atmosphere but the gameplay was shite and even more repetitive than FC3/4
>>216094772not to mention psychiatric treatment is a history of quackery - electroshock, lobotomy, primal scream, SSRIs
>>216094620dunno who heathermong really is, what's having bipolar like?>>216094657you just love to see it don't you? cute widdle doeggies dancing x
>>216094415is this you
>>216094661>bloody software bloat you are cancer
>>216095062nah I'm mid
