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>>216101534Lemn
think it might finally be cold enough to sleep with the heat oncozy time
canadian dawgs
>>216100659>>216100659>>216100659We're here tho
WHom is Jason and when did he start posting here? He must be a new personality
>>216101584I'm loving it>>216101591Fuck off beaner
>>216101592he's the main character of /cum/
>>216101592He's the reason why this general even exists
current /cum/ lineup includes:>Jason>Spinster>Brian>Bulgarian>Icelandanon>that Serbian faggot>redditjeet>mid foid
>>216101592He's been here since 2018
I want fancy clothes but I don't have much money or a reason to wear them anyway
>>216101620spinny lives in a camper?
>>216101620serbianon is nice and you forgot slovenianon
I wonder if you could see a difference in xkcd's videos if I sodomized him.
>>216101522>obama puts in basketball court and this is totally acceptable>leftards go full ape when trump puts concrete for the journalists to not have to stand in the grass and when he self funds a ballroom for dignified receptions instead of a tent in the yard
i'm the cutest poster in /cum/ actually
>>216101620I've been here since 2019 and I have never become a personality
i was surprised when i learned there's actual femboys posting here
>>216101633yeah she is trailer trash who takes it in the ass>>216101635serbianon is a fag who wants to fuck his mom + he's trying too hard lately, ever since the face reveal i've found him intolerable. slovenianon doesn't post here much anymore.
>>216101656muricans are too vulgar to be cute even the girls
>>216101620>Bulgaria mentioned
>>216101601>>216101613>>216101626Dont recall whom he is, but he definitely was not around in 2015. Do people here know who Clack/SELF is anymore? Whateve rhappened to him
Not buying weed this month. I've got enough weed.
>>216101667You have to post a lot and be obnoxious I guess
>>216101672>ever since the face reveal i've found him intolerable.crazy how that works. in your mind you think these posters are cute 18-21 y/o twink boys but when they post their mug you see they are just ugly brown dudes
>>216101672neither does spinster thougheverbeit
>>216101699I think I'm obnoxious
Should we add CORDSEETHER to the list of personalities? Or maybe he'll learn his lesson tonight and keep his lil mouth shut until it's time to suck some dick.
>>216101672Spinny owns a house. She's a trust fund kid
>>216101720haha spinny good one
>>216101720>Spinny owns a houseGood for her
Sunset is at 6:08 pm tonight.
ngl mid foid is very plappable
>Chilefag not posting hereI successfully migrated everybody over to this thread by linking to it in the thread he made. We just can't be having non-cum members making the new, butchering the name, etc. Him not posting in this thread just shows you he doesn't want to participate in /cum/ culture.
Need my back worked on by a woman in heels
>>216101757Same but my balls
>>216101751I feel like everyone knows someone who looks like her
>>216101754/cucumber/'s not /cum/ tho
>>216101770same but my urethra
>>216101754Good work. We only have room for one third world nation in this general and it's Mexico.
>>216101751She looks Lebanese.
>>216101773lol so true, I for real know two girls that look like her
>>216101777Seems like a bit much but trips don't lie
>>216101754you didn't do shit, it's a different general
I posted my cock and tummy in here and midfoid said something like be my husband. Sorry but I go for goth girls twinks and femboys only + I already have a goth gf
>>216101754>>216101774you see /cucumber/ is a perfect superset of /cum/, there's simply no reason not to use it
An insulator on a 34kV substation blew up near me while I was at work last night. Loud as fuck
You on the gram holding money to your ear there's a disconnect we don't call that money over here
>>216101804none of that happened you lying little queer
>>216101799He was pawning it off like was the new people posting there would have treated it like /cum/ had I not moved everybody over here
Grandpa fell down again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho9M-q_kcn8
>>216101754Based
>>216101823i did and a leaf replied and said "post butt" or something along those lines. it was probably you
>>216101826you didn't redirect anyone anon we weren't going to use it
I have bacne and a disturbing amount of body hair for a guy my size
>>216101854Yes you wereMy plan was foiled this time but next time you won't be so lucky
>>216101842ha yeah he "fell" down totally by accident againi remember when my grandpa would say something transphobic and then coincidentally "fall" down a flight of stairs. whoops.
I have bacne and a disturbingly little amount of body hair for a guy my size
I wish the whole world would fund the India/paki war and we all place bets on each side like a cock fight
I have asscrackne and a pleasant amount of pubes for a midget
>absolutely abhorrent post
i have good skin and a full head of hair, people regularly assume i'm still in my early 20si'm also pretty tall (6'2)
>>216101754Who cares who makes the new. I bet you're the same bitch that rees about normies. This isn't your self hating hug box, faggot
>>216101869No he's eighty-something and he genuinely just falls over because his legs aren't strong enough to support him anymore
I really wish I could have hoes in different area codes.
I'm still far away from home and shit is going down, moves are being made, things are changing that have never been changed before
>you didn't redirect anyoneyou're just an angsty twink boy that doesn't like being commanded and bossed around. you did it anyway.
>only one person hates normalfagswheredoyouthinkweare.jpeg
Chappell Roan has a nice ass
>>216101912nigga needs a wheelchair
>>216101933how do you figure? seems trashy
>>216101683Clackamas County yesI don't use redditflags anymore thoughNot sure who self is
>>216101620That picture is some random whore and not spinster
called a woman a whore on instagram live and she made fun of me for only having 37 followers
>>216101903Kek those guys are based
>>216101986I have 412 followers
been sleeping my life away lately
I wonder whatever happened with them /dixie/ boys
only i know what the namefags of /cum/ actually look like
>>216102026It was like 90% Europeans anyways
>>216101949Clack is SELF>>216102026There was congay who lived in a trailer with a mexican twink
>>216102026AWAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORSRATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS
>>216102068That's an exaggeration, it was more like 50% maybe >>216102069I remember him
>>216102063Let me guess, they're all fat retards
>>216102063Mommy she has nice thighs
>>216102068>>216102079Percentage depends if you counted Turkey as European or not
Spinster is my mommy but she hated when I called her that
>>216102023>I like sleepYou don't like sleep per se you just don't like being alive
>>216102063She needs to focus on only leg workouts, calves especially. Just pretend the upper body doesn't exist and get the best legs ever.
im a roman until the day I die nigga we raped the shit out of the jews and germanics and they have not stopped seething since
what do you think spinster's butt smells like?
REMINDERTo any gainfully employed /cum/niggas, the end of the year is approaching, try to use all your benefits before it's too late!REMINDER
>>216102063You dont know what clack looks like
>>216102123I liked when turkbro posted his food trays They didn't look so bad a lot of the time, just small portions and sometimes too dry
>Many women report that giving oral sex can make them feel empowered.hehe I'm empowering women
>>216102063unappealing shape and mentally ill. i don’t think i’d want to take her to meet my parents. i wonder if she can cook
Considering taking Chinese peptides
>love fat chicks and guns>not born in USAI suffer
So how about them *bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep*
>>216102139Like fucking POOP Next question
>>216102138>germanicsHow much of a historylet are you?
>>216102157How is that shape unappealing
Gfberg was using her dildo today
What's your favorite OH MY GIRL song?
>>216102181Gross
>a large majority of young women now engage in oral sex, with many reporting that they find it pleasurable. For instance, a study found that all women aged 18-25 who had sexual experiences also engaged in oral sex, often because they enjoyed it
>>216102180she’s fat and it’s not distributed well
>>216102198How is that fatLiterally a normal woman body
>>216102192Tf that dumb bitch doing with that bread
>tired as fuck ready to pass out>have a pint>up for the next 9 hours drinkingbeer works better than coffee
I don't give a fuck, bro I'm an incel
>>21610217510 years after a*minius had "defeated" the Romans "in battle" his corpse was rotting having been poisoned by Roman agents and all the germanic tribes that had assisted him had been exterminated. so who really got buckbroken here
>>216102209One thing that is 100% trve is how North Americans are so used to seeing fat people we have genuinely forgotten what normal looks like
>>216102192I could have told you that
>>216102187Why?
>>216102180short torso, thick waist
I stopped eating sugary food like ice cream and cereal the other day and now I feel like dog shit. I didn't cut out carbs tho and I had some raisins
I want to jerk off but I can't kick dogberg out of my bed she needs to be loved
>>216102251get the peanutbutter
>>216102250Takes longer than a few days for your body to adjust to a new dietJust think about how awful diabetes is and you'll stop eating excess sugar fast
>>216102273interesting
>>216102273Her cat hates her, rightfully
>>216102281I sucked a bbc a while back too though so that's why I'm a bit scared
>>216102235>so who really got buckbroken hereYou aren't gonna like the answer to that...
>>216102306This is an oversimplification
went to a museum with parentbergs today
>>216102275
>>216102306It should be much more than this, for example gepids and ostrogoths in Dacia/Illyria/Pannonia
At first we good but then it's mask of
>>216102273totally worthless onlyfansexpected.
>>216102323Not really, Germanics conquered the entire Western Empire. Romans never conquered all the Germanics.
>>216102236tsmt >>216102209look at her cankles she’s gotta be pushing 30% bf
can any femoids itt tell me how tf they actually find suckin dick enjoyableseems like it would just hurt
>>216102331gypsies aren't German
>>216101534I thought I was like guts but I am more like shinji
I'm ugly but like yea, it is what it is
>>216102331Lel you predicted my next post >>216102339
drank a perrier
Hispanics ~ the Hispanic Roman legion defeated the jews in battle in the first roman-jewish war destroying the second temple. the Hispanic Roman legion defeated the jews in battle in the third roman-jewish war resulting in the complete destruction of jerusalem, the jewish peoples and their expulsion The Hispanic peoples successfully expulsed the jews out of the Iberian peninsula in the 1300s The Hispanic Division under the command of Hitler participated in numerous offensive efforts on the Eastern front defeating many jewish communist battalions in battles
>>216102344it satisfies their power fantasy. They could just bite down hard and end your life there
>>216102358I often have a Lacroix or Spindrift
>>216102339>ooga booga wypipo conquered other ooga booga wypipo who were left homeless after the Roman Empire collapsedNot very impressive
You look like this
>>216102388I do
>>216102344Do you not enjoy eating pussy?
>>216102397no she pees out of there and her farts and hair get over there too shit's grossI wouldn't even finger a bitch if she didn't need it to get wetif I could use only my dick ever then I would
WELCOME TO TIXUANA TEXILO SEXO MARIXUANAteguilahttps://youtu.be/VuktJ8mppE0?list=RDVuktJ8mppE0
>>216102323cope, germs pwned the romans
i wish i could live in the city i hate living in a suburb
>>216102386They weren't homeless, they lived in the Romans homes after conquering them and taking it. Doesn't get more direct than that.
>>216102423Horrifying webm
>>216102418>no she pees out of there and her farts and hair get over there toowoah fella you don't need to sell it so hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERezo62ftQsdoom metal in /cum/
>>216102426arminius was poisioned by the romans and they pissed on his grave, that is how your leader went out
>>216102439im glad u like the music at least miho
>>216102273gringas all built like this now, kinda insane
I'm not smart to have a job where I only sit and I'm not in shape enough for a job where I don't
>>216102437nasty whore
>>216102431Yea it sucks
>>216102451https://youtu.be/fVMCqSUKkmY?list=RDfVMCqSUKkmY
ayo we finna smoke this weed neffew
It really must be awful to not be straight.
>>216102337Where can I find only fans leaks
Schizophrenia is a jewish illness
I need so much money I need money coming out my earhole
to me the americanization of other countries adopting halloween/trick-or-treating is such a weird thing to be mad about. bitch you are mad about wearing a costume and getting free candy? halloween has to be one of the best things to come out of this god forsaken continent......... (yes i know it originally came from an irish pagan holiday)
https://youtu.be/NjS9Vn31kSk?si=bzjinETaqNHD7P1O&t=41
>>216102519You don't understand >America bad!!!
>>216102519It came from an irish pagan holiday
farting out your dick mite b cool
>>216102521What was Bjork singing about hereWhat is big time sensuality
>>216102521https://youtu.be/eg-gv3EpzxU?t=40
>>216102530yes i know that you stupid asshole. i literally said that i knew that.......
being asexual would be such a blessing. imagine what you could do unburdened from that cognitive load
Romans > any other peoples in this world that have ever existed
>>216102519americanization bad isalmization good
>>216102542I would probably get fat from eating too much since the only thing stopping me from eating too much is not wanting to be ugly
>>216102542im asexual in the sense that im not attracted to anyone but i still have sexual urges. just not towards anyone
The ultimate redpill is just 1000 years before the settlement of Rome the Italic and Germanic people were the same population, the weirdest thing is when we received ancient Etruscan DNA and multiple had Y-DNA R1b-U106 (Germanic Haplogroup)
>>216102565Asexual relationships still have sex sometimes for this reason
>>216102484It was a nice bum, which is why the tranny janny had to delete it, because it reminded him that he will never be a woman.
>>216102560you would probably still have a social incentive not to be fat even if you didn’t want pussy
>>216102568>haplogroupYou lost me there, none of that shit makes any sense
I don't want other countries to do Halloween because I want to be uniquely American. Europeans can have their own thing....like getting mugged and stabbed by brown dudes and ran over at Christmas markets
>>216102573im not interested in sex with anyone, or relationships for that matter, i just masturbate and thats the extent of my sexual urges
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUQR7s58v_o
Scandinavian women are pretty and all but the Scandinavian peoples have contributed jackshit to humanity
>>216102535shes talking about being in love with ricardo lopez
>>216102581So Americans can be mugged and stabbed by our own brown dudes instead, got it
>>216102576this im asexual and aromantic and not interested in a relationship with anyone, i wouldnt even share a bedroom with someone i find that extremely invasivestill self-conscious of being fat
>>216102539Oh okay
>>216102584Sweden is a powerhouse in science are you for real
https://youtu.be/_Pyn87oJIlg
>Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp>And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah>I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes>That night, I fucked three fat bitches>Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it>I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it>When the genie says on with the show>It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko
>>216102606glad we cleared that up...
>>216102536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PR_u9rvFKzE
Are there any SIFS Posters here?
>>216102584that’s only true compared against other white people. if the world were 100% scandinavian it would probably be a utopia but compared to germans and britishers and the french yeah they’re lightweights
New Yorker cartoon
>>216102619u are my manhttps://youtu.be/MYp_gJQwRx8?list=RDMYp_gJQwRx8&t=6
>>216102594I live in a cozy midwest town with local orchards that do free hay rides, hay mazes, cornfield mazes, etc. there are pumpkin patches and few black people. sorry that you live in a piece of shit democrat state :3
I wrote a song about you Anon!>He's just a penis man!>Living in a penis land!>Sucking dicks all day!>Because he's fucking gay!
i cant believe there are people in 2025 who dont know about laibach
>>216102657This must be really funny for New Yorkers
I went to my cousin’s home where it happened and after going to bed I snuck out explored the art gallery and museum wing. I made my way to the cathedral and had a duel with the opera-singing female pastor. Now I’m back at home having a sandwich.
>>216102682Yes because the Jets suck hardcore
might get a za tomorrow
I like when they start playing the girl gets startled by the drums https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SbTxQLqVss
>>216102700The Jets have nice colorsI rooted for them when they made deep playoff runs in in 2009 and 2010 when I was a kidLittle did I know that would be the last time they would ever be good
Thought I was Superman but I'm Fanboy and Chumchum
letting out those pre poop farts
>>216102708What kind?
>>216102697Why can't we actually go on adventures like this every day
I got hairy man nipples and you’re gonna touch them
why do zoomers say>YES SIR!after getting a kill in an fps game
>>216102728papa johns
I'm a big superman fan
>>216102713https://youtu.be/3MCQwShPzVg?list=RD3MCQwShPzVg
>>216102745that black pipo music has nothing to do with the cure
>>216102737What toppings?
>>216102732Would be pretty cool. At least we have our dreams.
>>216102734My dad had those pepperonis
The dinner
>>216102757your moms pussy cream
>>216102754it is what it ishttps://youtu.be/lhPZ8bSnRq8?list=RDlhPZ8bSnRq8
>>216102770looks like a tray of dirty diapers with dicks
>>216102771Vile.
Is that poop
>>216102769Yeah my dad did too. My nips are smaller and pinker by comparison.
>>216102778damn this pic is oldreal vintage goon material
>>216102783for real doe just bacon bits and red pepper flakes
>>216102770>>216102782looks gross but u know dat shit be rite
>>216102803yum
>>216102778Whoa mama
There's definitely something seriously physically wrong with me but I'm not going to any bitch doctor I will overcome this through sheer force of will
someone i talk to keeps saying that me describing negative things in my life makes him upset and pessimistic but then i talk about positive and fun things and he completely ignores it no response at all
Wrap your toes around my cock ASAP!
>>216102820>>216102794what would u do to her big fat ass?
FK tier post
>>216102826Lol your friend might be me
Me I'm a Marlboro man that nic smoke cleans the ole wind pipes like nothing else
big up for my german friendshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=karrpWPKjbs
>>216102836Make her lose at least ten pounds
>>216102836I would heatbutt her big ass so fucking hard
Imagine showing this article to someone from a couple decades ago https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/magazine/testosterone-women-health-sex-libido-menopause.html
>>216102823I had chronic really intense, unexplained pain for years, and the doctors dismissed it and gave me painkillers and laxatives.The problem resolved itself because of an unrelated medication that was for something else. I forgot about it. Then, and unrelated to that past chronic pain issue, I had abdominal screening, and the doctor was flabbergasted and never seen anything like it. He said I could have died easily due to internal bleeding at the time and that the pain of the condition I had would have been more painful than giving birth
>>216102892im sorry but its tldr
I know the secret formula to make coca cola
I wish we were all fat and ugly
>>216102854i switched to winston after i found out they test marbloros by gassing dogbergs with 100 of them at a time. that doesn’t sit right with me
>>216102899>tldrI had chronic rupturing ovaries and it was so bad that one fused to my bladder, they stopped rupturing when I started juicing
People with autism be like "there's exactly 2,437 toothpicks also I pooped my pants"
>>216102914Of course you would say that
ok i will post polish pshodelic rap nowi know u wanna check it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5xOVM6j0j01998
>>216102942you into prostate play?
>>216102928>ovariesShow tits or gtfo cunt
I’m having a big soft warm poop inside my body will soon be making its exit
>>216102951well I couldn't remove one of the ovaries but thankfully I was able to remove both of those
>>216102814true that
Petting doggo
>>216101893
>>216102950No I like anime
Uh oh I’m having an episode uawguauaghwawabababababa
>>216102959No one wants to hear about your bleeding ovaries whore, show tits or grfo
>>216102972are you cute? would you dress up as your favorite anime character?
>>216102982I'm a man, I don't have tits.
>xi/xir jeeta posting bladder fantasiesgrim state of /cum/well all cancucks are feminine inclined by default so it's not like xi is much worse than the other cankek flags
L E T S F U C K I N G G Ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlnDrnPj2KA
>>216102986How do you have ovaries then you a hermaphrodite?
>>216102986he ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ HANG THE DJ
Thinking about funny moments from a let's play of a game I watched years ago
>>216102998Is she okay? Should we call a doctor?
>>216102983Im too short to dress up as Joseph Joestar.
>>216103004Sometimes God makes mistakes,Side note: I only have one ovary now but it shouldn't be considered because it's almost entirely scar tissue
If I had ovaries as a male I'd be constantly fertilizing myself how that even work is the vaginal canal under your dick or something?Sounds demonic
>>216103011i thnk she needs u, u can save her
>>216103041why are you like this
I made thishttps://voca.ro/1hgBomLFF19r
>>216103041You can take a wild guess as to why they were dysfunctional and chronically rupturingThey just weren't intended to be
OLE OLEhttps://youtu.be/X52ha7KhWa8
>>216103041i thought leduc has ovotestes or some intersex condition with both parts xe showed xyr genitals on cum before... it's dire
For me Im getting tingling in my fingers, feet, randomly go from cold to super hot, pain in the upper right abdominal quadrant and in the upper left, thirsty often I'm like some kind of leper, just put me down with one of those cattle guns
>>216103102you have menopause
How do I get a Chinese gf?
>>216103072uuuuuffff
>>216103123Have a successful career
>>216103123be rich and flashy with your money, chinese girls are gold diggers but they will give up the snizz if you buy them stuff
>>216103072It’s gotta be so comfortable for her to sit down almost anywhere
She was so perfect
>>216103129https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tf1wzg4rdE
tomboy vanilla tanlines 1guy 1girl anal -futanari
>>216103123She needs my semen I'd dick the socialism right out of her with my Yankee penis each thrust would deprogram her harder
>>216103146Are Chinese American girls any different? The last fling I had was with one. She was super cute and the boss in her workplace. Meanwhile I was working a dead end job.
Florida actually has a thriving population of wild rhesus monkeys. I had no idea.
why are there like 5 cums on the log
>>216103193she was just slumming it with you, she'd never have a serious relationship with someone who can't be a strong male provider and run a family.
>>216103161>>216103011https://youtu.be/O7ObxfmbrBY
watching tim dillon
>>216103255I like his pessimism
do vanilla protein shakes just all mix poorly or what this is bullshit
>>216103262You gotta shake it hard
>>216103255can only watch these comedians through redbar
>>216103262Protein shakes contain lead
recycle>>216101457>>216101457>>216101457
>>216103277that's what I do with my wiener after a piss
>>216103290Not all of them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hO7THzfC1k
