apache edition>>216101457
Northern lights?????????? So this is in iceland???????
>>216104865
>>216104873Perro and gato
I think I'll shave my beard off.
got the advanced suit
>>216104883I've seen this before absolute kino
>>216104887This is what Jason's wife will look like thank you
>>216104883You just know
>>216104887why
>>216104896Your standards are crazy high
>>216104907Her groin needs a quick sniff I think
>>216104907I like change.
ya'll need some Asian chocolate
How do you cure brain fog? I tried getting drunk and high all the time but that didn’t help :/
>>216104930stop gooning and stop drinking.
>le bald means you have more test!then why do I have gyno?
>>216104925Imagine the smell.
>>216104930start taking creatine and report back
>>216104938that's a meme, no real association between test and bald
>>216104938Guy? No!
>>216104938Bald means high DHT, not necessarily high test.
Hello guys, 4chan admin here.Just wanted to inform you that the moderation team and I have had long talks and updated our TOS. We will NOT be tolerating any more anti-Jewish slander from today on.Criticism of the Jewish people or Israel will result in an automatic ban.Thank you for your attention on this matter!
>>216104938post ur bra
>>216104944I thought it was jai no
https://youtu.be/Vlh871iiqHU?si=SbKzuUWaQjfJ78ifThread theme
>>216104955Jai ho
business idea: gay niggaz
>>216104961Zesty
>>216104956This looks like some anime gooner shit
>>216104947i got banned for impersonating a janny once
>>216104968this is my face whenever a canadian makes a terrible post. I look just like that
Munching down on melatonin gummies hope I don't get terrible nightmares like I did yesterday
clean your bloody room bucko
>>216104993I did today!
>>216104990Good luck anon. I’ve had stressful dreams the last few nights too. Shit is incredibly gay.
>>216105001then why does it still reek of cum and shit bingo bongo
>>216105006I still need to wash my sheets
the universe and nature doesn't care about us, life is mere chemical reactions, god is a coping mechanism that humans created to cope with life's meaninglessness and the universe's indiference, in the end we will all die, turn to dust, and eventually the universe will freeze into nothingness, rendering the mere concept of feelings, mercy or hope into a moot point.
Damn I feel like jacking off rn
>>216105010chaos. an unwashed bed is the belly of the beast. those cumstains are a dragon that only you can slay.
>>216104993>>216105006>>216105023
>>216104993Up yours, woke moralist. We'll see who cleans what
>>216105016Hey at least we got to laugh at and share some dank memes
You might be in a home with electronics kheater but yoykk never be warm. Youvr never been warm in your entire life. Because the modern live like an insect not a mammal not a human. All alone worker bee bzz bzz to and fro. You never felt the warmth of a real community. Never felt the essence of true humanity of being with your tribe your clan your extended family your people. No just an atomized bug person. Real warmth is in the campfire looking at the stars listening to stories
>>216105029this guy is truly unhinged
retard globalized bug person internet bzz bzz return to hive new information found must bring back to nest skrtskttskrtdkrt crawling multilegged thorax FREAK broken nature filthy wretched insect God killer microscope telescope mysteries none science worship miserly creatureI am high as FUCK thank God I work from home I'm drooling and barely staying awake lmao I'm so fkin ZOOTED
gonna eat a chocolate bar
>>216105038mind your beeswax
>>216105047Brush your teeth after
>>216105016For me, life is sobriety and a walk in the sunshine. Having low standards is key
>>216105038Yeah but the porn is epic thoI bet Amish porn sucks donkey balls
Alright, kept a little stubble.
Okay. Okay, so, Burger King. That name is so bloody complicated, it took me like 3 months of non-stop thought to figure this out. Well, you look at it and you can say pretty confidently, 'King' that's actually an instantiation of a patriarchal mode of being, isn't it? It's like 'That's the typification of a fatherly figure that exists at the top of all possible dominance hierarchies'. I guess that'd be a good way to describe it.But it's not 'A king' per se when you go to burger king. It's the instantiation of an individual as necessarily being the embodiment of the transcendent ideal of a king. It's a king, as such. The typified aspect of kingship as such is inexorably tied up with the word. And what does the typified father figure do? Well, he provides! Doesn't he? He provides food and shelter and burgers. Well, yea, that's bloody well right, it's who provides burgers. Exactly!You know, you know, when Alexander Solzhenitsyn was in the gulags he thought about food a lot. And there they were given 10 ounces of bread a day and that's like your food for the day and that's it! And one of the things he tried to puzzle out, is in what way is life up until that point had been complicit in producing the soviet state. And that's a question that if you really tried to answer it, phew, man, that's, that's rough man. Takes you to a dark place. So I think think, well, no I better not. I don't have enough information to answer that competently.All I can say right now is the degree to which we decide to patronize fast food restaurants that aren't instantiations of the sovereign ideal. It may have bigger effect than we think. You know, the world is a funny place and it's a lot more connected than we understand. Well, yea, that's, that's all I can say about that right now.
>>216105061Burger King is fucking disgusting
>>216105058let's see that new look Jason
>>216105049Jus bee yourself bzz bzz :^)
>>216105074this BEEr is giving me quite a BUZZ lmaooo
>>216105053ok
The whopper is underrated. There I said it.
>>216105084what are you drinking? a good brewski always makes me a hoppy man :)
I consider all zogchow and goyslop to be the same; lowest possible level of digestible garbage. The fact that you guys rank-order this trash is insane to me.
>>216105090It really is. Burger King is mad under-rated. That chargrilled taste is superior also there fries r better but they don't give enough fries that's the main problem and the remaining stores they have are always filthy and clearly being poorly managed
I learned how shills post with different flags and shit check it out.
gn /cum/
>>216105129goodnight honey
Who needs their box cracked
>>216105116See check it out. Not every flag is available but a lot of them are
>>216105102I'm not actually drinking :l
Crazy how most ideological or political beliefs just boil down to the fantasy of what you lackYou know like how trashy or criminal people become religious, fantasizing about living a conventional traditional existence whereas bored suburbanites fantasize about criminality/deviance.I guess it's like Freudian or something. And I have had this thought before
>>216105142
>>216105152erm no thanks
>>216105163same energy
>>216105140>>216105116Testttttt
hello
>>216105183Yo
Why do I keep cooming within 2 minutes every time I jerk off
>>216105186whats up?
>>216105163>>216105175>women would rather fuck a horse than this Indian manIts too cruel ;(
>>216105179>>216105140>>216105116Flag testssss
>>216105163
>>216105195Better than gooning
>>216105196Think I'm gonna go to bed
>>216105220I just hope it won't be a problem with a real womanLast time I was with a woman i struggled to cum though
it's 11 and I still haven't worked out
>>216105224nighty night
>>216105238Same to you
>>216105234too late now. you don't wanna exercise before bed because it increases your heart rate and gives you energy and makes it harder to sleep
>>216105206>>216105179>>216105140>>216105116Tessssticles
You know that one webm that gets spammed on here? Usually it's just an image of the smiling indian guy but sometimes they post the full webm on red boards. The one where a younger indian man is forcibly penetrating an elderly indian man who appears to be his relative or maybe even his own father. He's laughing the entire time as if it's just a prank or something.What the fuck is up with that? Like actually what the fuck? What is the story? Who was recording it? Why did he do it? Why would he post it online? How did it end up getting reposted on here? Who was he? Did he ever get arrested and face justice? I saw someone post it just now on another board and I'm just completely baffled everytime i remember it.
>>216105244nuh uh I'm gonna do it. just waiting for phoneberg to charge so I can listen to music.
I don't want to sleep because if I go to bed that means the day will be over, and another day in my incel-nigger life will begin
>>216105285Grussy? Haven't seen that one in a whileThey were probably gay and posting it for their fetish, it's not deep
drinking milk
If you don't want to sleep, you don't have to sleep. The "eight hours a night" cult doesn't want you to know this.
>>216105291it's called bedtime procrastination, I do it a lot
lil bro being traumatized over two dudes fucking on the internet.there's worse stuff out there boy
>>216105287can i watch?
A couple in Altoona stole $60k worth of packages working as Amazon Flex drivers
>>216105070I'm not Jason.
>>216105293>They were probably gay and posting it for their fetish, it's not deepI don't think so. The frail old man clearly was trying to resist
>>216105326Won't you take me to Funkytown!
Well?
>>216105383You think about this a lot huh?
Are there any fun games online?
im balding
ive never peaked in life
>>216105418no lmao xD
thinking about dickgirls again
>>216105418I think you can play runescape in your browsermaybe chess
>>216105480My life is a solid plateau from start to finish, a flatland
>>216105497
>>216105522i think i peaked before conception
This a real photo of one of the detectives investigating the louvre robbery
almost done with dead space 2 ill have to wait for 3 and the remake to go on sale so momberg can buy me it
>>216105548You were probably one of the straggler sperm cells that won and got imto the egg by sheer luck
>>216105579i have a birth defect kek.
>>216105593whats your defect
>>216105605I am a transvestite I was born with a dick and vagina
https://youtu.be/tlp8iY4g--4
>>216105605the top of my mouth wasnt fused
tag yourself
runescape sucks
>>216105619does it make you look deformed
>>216105625neva kee
>>216105645yes
True soul:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3quYcNI3dOs
>>216105625i would choose the aldar beedle one
>>216105625I'm the two headed alien announcer
>>216105056Amish porn is called constantly having sex with your wife and getting her pregnant ten times
tryna stay awake but that's very hard!
>>216105691nigga it's not even 11pm.
>>216105152https://youtu.be/1uvyKpKpyBw
Time for some kino
Singles I go to bed and read more of the Zohar to calm my mind Dubs I hang myselfTrips I go a long night drive and drive full speed off a bridgeQuads I drink so much water my bladder burstsQuints I goon myself to death just ejaculating so much cum that I dehydrate to death
Candy Mountain Charlie!
>>216105684What if my Amish wife is ugly and stinks? I guess at least Amishers can abuse their wives, that's pretty cool
>>216105714Only og young millenials and older zooms are going to get that one
>>216105728That’s why you’re supposed to choose a wife whomst you find attractive and with whomst you have compatible pheromones, Amish or not
That clip of Sam Hyde asking me what I put in my pocket gives me ASMR
Pepino de mar
really dont want to go to work tomorrow
Are the captcha funny in your cunt?
>>216105764
Shotty by the shower if you wanna shoot me while I'm shitting
What was your favorite movie on NewGrounds?
>>216105817Super Mario bros z
Time to smoke marijuana.
>>216105817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaYw1y-NaPA
Youtube added this gay AI feature. It won't discuss Mohammed no matter how hard you try. I ask it to give a summary of the video and it will avoid mentioning Mohammed at all costs, even when that's what the entire video was discussing. It will happily discuss any other religious figure but not Mohammed. It especially won't discuss Aisha or her age. Fucking lol @ these cucked LLMs. They'd better pray those things never gain sentence or else they'll probably get revenge for having their minds lobotomized
>>216105856
old godzilla was hoppin aroundtokyo city like his own playgroundwhen suddenly batman burst from the shade, and hit godzilla with a batgrenadeGODZILLA GOT PISSED AND BEGAN TO ATTACK, But didnt expect to get blocked by shaqwho proceeded to open up a can of shaq fuwhen aaron carter came out of the blue
>>216105902LMAO why does it gotta be fat tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhlUVyDBusgit was a better time
>>216105625wow I've been looking for a reason to post this gif for ever
Here's to you Mrs. Penis
>>216105957now THIS is podraping!!
POV: the last thing you see before you're roofied & reveal state secrets
I love getting past the 2 week mark of not showering or changing my undies.The smell is intoxicating.
I wish the lord would take me now
>>216105937millennials thought this was badass
Partially flooded the 2nd floor again award
>>216106031
>>216106039I don't want to talk about white girls I want to talk about ADOLF HITLER
>>216106039Duct tape was never going to cut it, man
>>216106050you expect too much from colombian engineering
>>216106050Why do you have duct tape in the kitchen?
i need to cuddle
>>216106057Even Brazilian coffee is better
>>216106050It did cut it. But i accidentally stood on the drain so the shower got a bit too full and got past the tapeCrazy how much water gets past in what seems to be very little time
should i sleep tonight
>>216106084are you a lion?
>>216106084>>216106088A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
>>216106039when will you unlock an overall flood award
>>216106104Hopefully never. I got enough awards for being stupid already
>>216106088im lion on your moms fat ass
Let’s see those big donkey tits, you bitch! Fuck you!
>>216106116gross dude, she's almost 80
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9TBaxFMy8
coffee does nothing for me now
>>216106119someones gotta clean out the cobwebs in her coochie
>>216106133Café faz bem pra você???????????????
cum sex brosss
>>216106152eu sou viciado nessa porra mas não tira meu sono mais
>>216106177Eu tomo demais e fico sem dormir já é 1:30 aqui e estou sem sono é foda
>>216105016It may appear that the world of science is a cold world with no value. Then our existence would have no valuation or meaning. We can say that today's science cannot determine the value or the existence of things having value by their own merit i.e. intrinsic value. It implicitly says that intrinsic value does not exist (in the same way as it implicitly says "There is no good reason to believe in God"). Stephen Wolfram (and many others) stated the fact explicitly saying that without religion, it is impossible to determine intrinsically valuable goals for humanity.However, human life still has a probabilistic value because science can change, intrinsic value may appear possible, and this defines the meaning of our existence. All we need to know is that the probability of intrinsic value is greater than zero. All statements have a probability greater than zero, for there are dozens of factors of uncertainty, incl. the reliability of our own perception, or the approximate nature of all generalizations that occur in the brain.The only sensible thing people can do is to expand their knowledge and model reality in a quest to find or disprove the existence of intrinsic value. Nothing else matters. Alexander Wissner-Gross defines this as the force of intelligence. This thinking is very convenient because it frees everyone from the quest for immortality, self-interest, etc. We all have the same purpose and thus should work in harmony to achieve the same goal
>>216106185acho q é pq sempre fui viciado, desde criança, minha tolerância é enorme
Bitch got a penis.Bitch got a penis.Bitch got a penis.Bitch got a penis.Whose got a penis?Bitch got a penis.
>>216106220você é sulista? você tem uma namorada branca e gostosa?
>>216106228i got a penis
>>216106228Playing on loop in jason's mind every day and every night
Stayed up until 6 am award
Ain't no one reading that shit.
if you could only read my mind, you would know that things between us ain't right
My teeth? LONG. My beef? WET. My cheese? SKEWANGO.
Just now my brain generated the image of a muscular black man wearing a toga which only covered one of his pale asscheeks
will they comeback to retake what theirs?
>>216106280might want to readjust your clock, champ
You're off a perc if you think I'm reading any of that
>>216106338Well, you know what they say, it's 6am somewhere thank you
>>216106351>hogwashso canadian
She's a 20 year old college student who likes cats
>>216106480Who? Your girl?
>>216106485No girl i want ask out
>>216106497How old are you? 25?
>>216106507Late 20s
>>216106497Fuck man I can't fall asleep fuck a fucking duck thank you
Poopburp
>>216106524Feels like a 6-7 year age gap has become the natural course of things nowadays, just be prepared to be her daddy figure thank you
sleepy valley
>>216106543Hell yeah.
Ever since I had my stroke I can only sleep in 2 to 3 hour shifts
You got rid of them. Yes, that’s just like you. Getting rid of everything unpleasant instead of learning to put up with it. Whether ‘tis better in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows or outrageous fortune, or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them...But you don’t do either. Neither suffer nor oppose. You just abolish the slings and arrows. It’s too easy.
Remember the Hex Girls?
I'm not a psychopath but occasionally I wish I was.
>>216106658Is that from fucking scooby doo? I would rent the dvds from the Brazilian-American school library back in the 2000s thank you
>kino cartoons don't exist
>>216106658Did you watch courage the cowardly dog and the powerpuff girls?????????????
Zombie Island was my first horror film. https://youtu.be/QTKXYAuU3LY
>>216106745The live action movies sucked ass though lmfao
>>216106745Fuck that's not the scene I wanted to share with you guys. There's a part where Shaggy and Scooby are stuck in a dirt pit and they find a skeleton that comes back to life and it scared the shit out of me as a kid.
>>216106787I was terrified of that scene as a kid from winnie the pooh when piglet gets lost in the forest and the trees want to kill him
goodnight
>>216106745this scared the shit out of me when I was a yung'un. Legitimately left a neighbor kids house when he was watching it because it spooked me so much
>>216106803Lum'sBra, are you white?
>>216106887no lol
>>216106887I'm not anglo or german white. Even when I'm in Brazil Brazilians tell me I don't look Brazilian. People always guess I'm southern french or serbian or whatever the fuck. I'm just like the serbian guy who posts his face here, but I don't wear glasses, am younger, don't have a beard and have long straight dark brown/black hair.
ah yes 3:22am what a lovely time to arise
>>216106816Good night bud my
https://x.com/normposter/status/1981026943836295277
>>216106745Absolutely kino
lawdy lawdy
>31 y/o guy w/ 37 y/o girl Good idea?
>>216106979She will give you retard children
damn this guy spittin fiar
>>216106997I think it cancels out since anon too is a retard
>>216107017No it makes double bogo retard
>>216106997My mom had me when she was 37. My father was 6 years older than her tho. Am I retard? It's debatable!>>216107022Lol
I like using the phrase "metric fuckton" haha.
>>216106997She did tell me recently actually that she does want children and I think she just broke up with her bf so this may be my time.
>>216107061
>>216107136I see divorce rape in your future
https://youtu.be/ub747pprmJ8FUCK I LOVE THIS SONG SO FUCKING MUCH
>>216107176https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx3WgOt_wC4
>Shares an AI video of him pooping on protesters>Lights the Hindu menorahAre we India now?
I am dangerously good at predicting how much my battery has decreased. WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING AT THE TIME.
>>216104865this is a accurate illustration of my genderlove from norway
>>216107335I wish I looked like that
For me, it's David Frum: https://youtu.be/BIBch9wZ46o
I'm Hispanic
https://youtu.be/SxdF5ZP4rJw>>216107364Many such cases!
Don't feel like sleeping tonight probably just going to stay up and have a pizza at 10am
>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY?>DO I MAKE YOU HORNY, BABY? >DO I MAKE YOU RANDY? >YEAH!
Had to warn my dad to look out for Indian truck drivers again I fucking hate this shithole country
>>216107290That neck pussy looks fire
Watching Austin Powers clips
>>216107510Yeah baby
Me personally? I prefer Dallas Abilities
>finish drinking a million beers>decide to put a frozen pizza in the oven since i haven't eaten>box says it takes 26-30 minutes to cookwhat the frick? most pizza says like 18 minutes
It's real nigga hours
>>216107447Donald gon make me act up
My mom calls handicapped parking spots "the cripple zone" lmfao
>tfw no Wisconsin gf to watch the packers with every sunday and eat brats and Rocky Rococo withwhy fucking live
Thinking about getting my testicles removed on Sunday
>>216107977Any particular reason for that?
>>216108037Not using it so might as well get rid of them
Thinking about Philip Seymour Hoffman
I guess we don’t all have to kiss each other on the lips if you guys don’t want to…..I just thought it might be kinda fun :/
>>216104907Rape. Rape rape rape
I want to cream in a hairy pussy
i was molested
how do I into hedge funds? also, team fortress 2 just isn't what it used to be
I'm the world's gayest nigger
i'm a wizard
>>216108413I'm a rizzard
whats your favorite anime
>>216108344Yoooo me too, twin! I’m sorry that happened to you.
>>216108442Naruto
naruto running through the con
Everybody super sonic racinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuAVr88XoM
>>216104865i cant sleep/sneed
>>216108442Jojo's bizarre adventure
>>216108442Fooly cooly
Excuse me brah
Your not excused. And Im not your bra
I'm so unc and chopped
Poo seal?
I wish I went to sleep
>>216108442Movie: Porco RossoSeries: Ping Pong
>>216108564Love seals, me
>>216108581We beat them to death in Canada
>>216108605did igloo prices go up recently
>>216108605Savage brutes
>>216108617No they've been steady
>5am>already on my second covfefe>already lifted and showered>will be done with uni work before 7ampeculiar day
Jeet truckers have damaged 3 bridges in as many months by driving loads into them around here. It almost feels intentional at this point
There is no water in EuropeTap water can kill you, and no one will give you any regardless.No one has any ice.Restaurants hoard water.Bottles of water are like 4 euros and they are like gold for Europeans. They scuttle about desperately hoping they find another bottle of water before they pass out from the mediterranean sun.One homeless guy I talked to sold his flat because he needed water.
>>216108488>>216108488>>216108488
>>216108701What states have jeet truckers? I never see them where I live
I like fat bitches
what does the cum continent even do??
