i have abstained from wanking for over 24 houra

Listening to some classic FKA twigs

Any of you guys take psychoactive meds? I stopped taking mirtazapine and my anxiety is back

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what the fuck was his problem?

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https://youtu.be/QAy8dSrvKVA?si=d9KPageeDxOL6pVi

An aside: I hate blacks the MOST

state

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burn

Lily Allen's poked the bear

good posts so far

>The Israeli military is exerting control over more of Gaza than expected from the ceasefire deal with Hamas, a BBC Verify analysis has found.
Vile little country

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nth for the holodem

>>216120262
How about
>10%-20% for all income levels
>Land Value Tax on rent-seekers
>Send the wogs back
>No more bennies for dole scrounger mongs
>Stop wasting money on shite like NHS (subsidising healthcare for fat smokers and inbred pakistanis)

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The Winter Coat. Thoughts?

Spent my 2 days off work on the goonsesh. It is what it is. Back to work tomorrow.

Call me radical but I think Britain would be a better country if it had more millionaires not fewer

>>216120422
incelcore

just hear an american say "oh my days" this is a first

screaming

>>216120233
>>216120290
>>216120342
>>216120378
>>216120421
mousenonce of dtfic?

>>216120422
500 nicker for a nan jacket

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REAL TRAP SHIT

>>216120447
i heard someone say it out loud to his mates like 8 months ago

>>216120428
let's make the rich richer and the poor poorer

violent bashing x

dadberg got gb news on
he’s been shouting at the telly all day
don’t know why i come here

>>216120447
I think these things bleed into their culture via music artists who come here to tour or record or whatever and then those singers pick up UK slang and it ends up in their vocabulary.


Obviously there are often an ironic uses as well, your Chewsday Innits etc.

give the government all your money so they can spend it on importing millions of wogs that suck the treasury dry

scary movie 2 free on youtube

>>216120537
your dadberg sounds based

>>216120488
love this seal youve posted

Socialism lost, it is over, there won't be a global revolution and the future is a fight to secure the bag from the wealthy who managed to use capitalism and neoliberalism to build huge amounts of wealth. If you do not get these people to live in your country, you are screwed. It is the reality.

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I would've been one of Karl Doenitz's top guys. His go-to U Boat guy.

give capitalists all your money so they can spend it giving your job to a child in vietnam or to ai

really rattled him with that one, didn't I

lily allen tried to get a job in game of thrones playing a slave that her actual real life brother shagged in the show

went to go climbing in old rorke town but when I got there I realised I had left my climbing shoes in Leeds
instead, I just did 31 pull-ups one set and then went to the pub

>>216120600
How many white children do you have? Ignore this post if the answer is 0

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>>216120597
Wrong, the future is National Socialism. Plutocratic capitalist greed will end the White race unless toppled.

>>216120578
:)

>>216120619
would have beenn kino

>>216120621
Could have just rented a pair of shoes. I know you know this as well so I await your explanation as to why you didn't.

>>216120623
I'm between tradwives at the moment

going to start cooking soon
going to get my tofu dead crispy

need to make my shopping list for the weekend

right well that's whatever that is

posted it again award

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>going to get my tofu dead crispy

>>216120696
Get cotton buds you never know when you need them

elon musk being in my country does not benefit me in the slightest and if the power grid went out his "wealth" would amount to 1 billion, tops. It's all just numbers on a screen innit

gf is being extra cute tonight. Gave her a bloody going seeing to last night

>>216120667
costs extra money and all the new stuff atm is sl*b anyway

>>216120738
still mental that tesla has a higher valuation than all of the traditional car manufacturers combined

>>216120739
>bloody going seeing to

dadberg ranting about computer games now and” the stabbing “

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what does fake lee think about horse girls?

crispy melted cheese has no business being that good

>>216120808
Tell him about Lily Allen slagging you off

>>216120791
sir umbungo blackman

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draft 1 of the shopping list

>>216120808
What have the computer games done

Leftypols romantic night in https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761242307643792.webm

what on earth is going on

>>216120846
get some choccy digestives in lad
and some cans

>>216120846
You've been working on THAT for a year?

margaret grab some tinned toms while your at the shops would you

>>216120875
Huge meltdown

hope I die in my sleep tonight haha

>>216120849
encourages youth violence because young people don’t realise it’s on the computer

>>216120898
Childish honestly, act your age.

green

my /tv/ thread survived the night. Usually I get one or two replies before it dies the death

>>216120909
its an outrage

>>216120846
the meat?

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fact: THIS is the average jewish person

At the end of the day I have a peng gf, good job & nice house. You have a vpn provider. You poor fucker

Opie and anthony

>>216120855
leave it on reddit next time mate yea?

let me loose in japan and you'll hear some furniture moving

>>216120970
Fuck you. You fucking fuck

>>216120960
Why, did you post it there?

having avocado with greek yoghurt

oh fucking shut up the lot of you

I have an adopted Korean cousin. And it’s freaking me out right now

>>216120846
that's 2 meals at most

ah yes nathan is having his nightly super hissy fit is he :( bro lives the same day every day

>>216121011
SCREAMING

>>216121014
ive eaten my tuna melt with leon waffle fries
it was very yummy
i will have a kitkat peanut butter later on for dessert

Been invited to live with two of my coworkers since we’re all flat-sharing at the moment. Seems all well and good until they realise in the first few days that I have literally no hobbies besides working, wanking, and occasionally browsing 4chan

dtfic having a melty because he was mentally dominated?

>>216121061
why would that be a problem for them

ATTENTION STALKERS. AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
https://youtu.be/4v_tIJHPbz8?si=lQ-5KflRUKJ9fvdD

>>216121068
its not dtfic ffs its leebot
how new are you

>>216121031
it'll be three meals for sat/sun/mon before i do my tuesday shop
bear in mind i have tofu and seitan in the fridge and beans and rice and flour and yeast in the cupboard and some peas in the freezer

>>216121098
>AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
going for a poo, are you?

>>216121066
looks weirdly chinese doesn't he

>>216121068
/brit/ by this point is just 3-4 profoundly mentally ill losers setting each other off all day

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leaked video of the 3atlas

>>216121112
Only been here for a few days mate lay off will you?

What is a book you’d recommend to someone who isn’t very good at reading?

>>216121061
I also lie to my coworkers to appear normal. Sometimes I even prepare specific lies and stories in advance so it seems less like I've been caught off guard.

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>>216121159
get it read

dadberg shouting at emmerdale now because there are homosexuals on it

>>216121159
The Silmarillion

What happened to the cronem poster? I miss that white lad

>>216121159
i think diaries work well for this, short entries you can dip in and out
adrian mole

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Fat sister gets
>2 bedroom house
>All rent paid by universal credit
>No council tax
>Free oven, washing machine, fridge, freezer and sofa

It not right

>>216121159
Enders Game is alright.

Hellooo lads. I got a new gf recently and couldn’t think of anywhere better to ask this.. she wants to do anal but I haven’t done it before and worried about my knobber heard stories about it ripping and that, should I?

>>216121159
Finnegans Wake

>>216121221
Just imagine the poo on ur willy.

>>216121221
Just lube up nice and good, make sure you’re nicely trimmed for her, and just remember to have a good time aha xx

>>216121203
You get
>2 testicles
Why complain?

>>216121183
is that moira dingle still in it? would shag the arse off her

Charlotte Church has, what I like to call, sex tits

>>216121221
It's a lubricated anus, not a blender.

>>216121213
>>216121244
Hey janny. Ban this bot please. Do ur jobs nigga

>>216121221
pooey willy

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Right then lads. Mark or David?

>>216120846
Pasta is unnatural ultraprocessed high harm junk food

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love putting coffee creamers in me tea

>scrolling through youtube shorts
>get one of those random shorts with like 5 comments
>it's jeremy renner talking about being glad he's alive on some tv show
>8 of the 10 comments are some woman screeching about how he took everything from her in the past year and how she hopes he dies for his treatment of her
It is actually mental the sheer volume of schizos in the world that are being sent into turboschizo mode by scammers and twitter and the like

>>216121221
get it lubed and tell her to wash her arsehole

fuck bum

Can’t read a James Joyce book without thinking about the pure smut he wrote to his wife. He might be the greatest author who ever lived, but ever since I learnt that his missus liked it “arseways” and use to queef a lot I just can’t ever imagine getting into him.

land of opportunity and freedom is now uk
us is old and busted

Someone mentioned my name in an earlier thread and I was spooked for a second until I realised they were talking about a celebrity with the same name

>>216121324
he would've gone nuts over brazilian fart porn

>>216121302
Jesus Christ, lad, calm down!

>>216121300
it's just flour and water

Nigel Farage will see the U.K. rise like a phoenix from the ashes

>>216121302
i do this when im travelling in hotels x

not really vibing with /brit/ tonight

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Anyone else making money? Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself.

>>216121324
His books are the equivalent of those 'artsy' french movies where nothing happens but everything seems pretentious and then people act like you just didn't get it when you say it was boring and shit

>>216121203
You get PIP, stfu you scrounging cunt.
Should be completely removed and if you off yourself, well it's not great loss

>>216121263
…yh
she’s got a troon son on it unironically

>>216121348
Alri Jimmy Savile

Look, all I'm saying is as a concerned citizen just asking questions, is that before the immigunts I had no cavities but since we've been having all these immigunts I've had like 3 of 4 fillings.
I don't think it's just a coincidence

>>216121394
always making money me lad. we’re not on this earth long and there’s things I want to do and see

>>216121400
fs soaps went woke

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Behold- the average British during the peak of the British empire!

>>216121405
fillings are a scam dentists are mugging you for a new S-class

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so this is the /brit/ incel

mandy dingle WAM custard wrestling video in the woolpack

BrySi

https://youtu.be/CWDzC9MLsPU

>>216121459
Exactly. And don't see many British dentists do you.

>>216121394
>making money

only work 16 hours a week and technically I lose money every month as my outgoings exceed my pay by around £50-100 usually. I have maybe 2000 quid in savings so that just slowly gets eaten away. When it runs out I'll just kill myself.

It's mad to think the wogs on boats only started on Christmas 2018. Feel like its been going on forever.
It's also woeful as well that the tory government at the time didn't nip it in the bud there and then.
Fucking useless wankers

>>216121451
Rorke won't like this one bit

>>216121398
I'm disabled and also work and am doing a STEM degree

fuck I'm not gonna be able to finish this half chicken

never happened before

>>216121221

Tell her to wash properly, not eat for a day before and not feeling like she has to go

Otherwise it’s poo noodles time for you. Also your bedrooms going to smell for a few days afterwards, even if your dick comes out clean

Do you think male dentists cheat on their wives with young hot dental nurses?

rorke be like: 6 7

>>216121221
what a filthy disgusting porn addicted whore
do not marry her

>>216121550
all the ones round here are brown

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>I have a job

I have the most attractive testicles in england

>>216121550
obviously
their wives know anyway they don't care so long as the money's right

>>216121159
Creasy, S.E. - The Fifteen Decisive Battles of the World
Deida D. - The Way of the Superior Man
Chateau Heartiste - Heartiste On Game
Linkola P. - Can Life Prevail
Moore et al - King, Warrior, Magician, Lover
Norman Davies - Europe, A History

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Wearing this to a wedding on Saturday. Thoughts.

Really dont care what ideology triumphs since we killed off all the megafauna and wildlife and everyone wants the earth cramped with trillions of people and cities.

>>216121603
ziedy lol

>>216121695
>Thoughts.
i wonder if they'll ever bring tazos back

>>216121695
hate those trousers

don’t care

>>216121180

I’ll always associate light blue and teal with the colour of retarded and slow kids, since that’s the colour grade of the books they read lmao

By the time I got to year 2 I was already reading the red tabs and progressed to purple and brown, and then on to actual books

rorke throwing up nazi salutes even though his country literally went to war with the nazis and they would probably be speaking german right now if we didn't

need a new hobby
any suggestions?

why the fuck did we start posting in this thread

>>216121756
homebrewing

>>216121747
My favourite colour is teal/turquoise/mint green

>>216121756
girlfriend

>>216121761
for fun
isn't it fun?
it is for me

>>216121756
gimmick artist on /brit/

was a story a few months back about some US dentist who murdered his wife and it came to light that he had 4 or 5 different sugar babies on the go

changing my bedding

watched that Ed Gein thing and it reminded me of the poster that’s here all day

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>>216121756

>>216121813
it reminded you of spaki?

I have a certain "magic the gathering" kind of musk

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Leftypol hits ocean beach

>>216121813
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVmaqj668Fk

>>216121818
Bloody hell that would be a weekend sorted haha

>>216121813
that shit dragged on way too long I only watched it for the Addison Rae cameo as well

>>216121795
enjoy your fresh bedding lad

change mine around once a year, unironcially

>>216121873
love short haircuts on girls

>>216121873
foden?

Hungarian is slowly clicking for me. Cannot wait to leave England behind, even if it's to a poor corrupt country. At least they're fucking white.

>>216121873
foden looking foid

>>216121977
croatia and slovenia are nicer

>>216121977
hungarian birds are sex

>>216121945
why do you care so much about them, they're literally outcast freaks - why are they worth this much of your energy

dadberg playing american truck simulator now
that’s shut him up

>>216122020
you're not replying to a human being

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>>216122003
Nope.
>>216122004
I have heard, but I have citizenship in Hungary and I hold principles I do not want to abandon. I have a lawful claim to being Hungarian.

can’t wait til me and the gf have had kids and I can be a 45 year old manchild winding them up all the time unironically.

>>216122043
even so, someone made the bot
still baffled that people could seethe so much over what the biggest losers in society choose to spend their time doing

sometimes when I'm at work I fantasise about having some sort of medical event like a seizure or something so that I can be excused for the rest of the day

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So, this....is me

>>216122073
>muh Ugric DNA
Non-existent in the modern population. If Hungarians aren't white, neither are Finns and Estonians

>>216122086
ive had a seizure at work
wasnt a lot of fun tbqh

listening to the last dinner party

>>216122074
what makes you know it'll last?

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>>216122121
Well I am almost certainly whiter than you, and I consider them to be white.

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We asked Rorke for comment, but so far he has not responded to our request.

>>216122094
alri leftypol

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The CoE dies another death

Good old Queeny was never foolish enough to do such things

>>216122129
We’re like peas in a pod lad, never had a falling out in 3 years, we’re best mates as well as shagging partners

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this post reminded me of you lol

>>216122103
Really? I've had a grand mal (admittedly not at work) and it was fine because during the actual seizure I wasn't conscious. My memories only start back up again with the paramedics kneeling over me then it was off to hospital.

>>216122046
>>216122142
imagine willingly giving a corporation your dna

give your head a wobble

>>216121977
why did you choose hungry out of czechia, slovakia and poland and the baltics?

Told gfberg that I have an upset tummy but she's showing me no sympathy

>>216122142
someone that's secure in how white they are doesn't pay a jewish company to take a sample of their DNA to 'prove' it

>>216121966
>>216121975
>>216122001
Think that be might be a bloke pal

*surreptitiously sucks on a viagra*

>>216122145
Lol we literally gave them Israel and this is how they thank us. Such grateful people

heard something happened in counter strike and some people are killing themselves

>>216122164
Last digit of my post is the amount of people in the world that care

Wouldn't mind going for a run but the shitty torrential rain is stopping me

>>216122182
I am no one - it means nothing to me.
>>216122193
As you can see I have a varied European background - I wanted to know the specifics.

>>216122164
Old Charlie's probably taken a look at what the CofE is up to these days and decided that Catholicism isn't so bad after all.

>>216122164
What's the point of Coe other than to make our lives even worse

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>I am no one - it means nothing to me.

>>216122183
Ancestry/citizenship - my grandfather was a Danube Swabian. I am leaving England due to migration, I do not wish to make myself a hypocrite. I want to integrate into a culture I have a legitimate claim to. Perhaps that is naive, but it is my decision.

Who the fuck even is Molly Mae anyway

the spicy slippery katy consoles are gherkin bound

>>216122244
>admitting I am nothing but a data point and nobody cares about my DNA specifically is edgy
?

>>216122260
was on Love Island about 10 years ago then made a fat packet punting face creams or whatever else to Deanettes via instagram promotions

>>216122211
you didn't "give" them anything and they endured and built their land that has always belonged to them

>>216122256
Are you Jewish?

why was alan called alan when his name was nassim

>>216122260
that persil advert is fucking atrocious

>>216122300
Nope - the opposite. Multiple SS members on my Hungarian side, and NSDAP members on my German side.

>>216122301
Abbreviation of Algerian.

>>216122145
left utterly brainmogs Irish mong boy on right

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>>216120489
>>216120545
https://youtu.be/suABK3McQJI?si=umMRrgoHp150gOLl&t=15

prob from tiktoks too, UK rap songs trend from time to time

>>216122293
Um no, the mandate of Palestine gave them Israel

>>216121695
No you're not. That's an image from the football manager reddit page where they're talking about what they're going to wear when the beta releases for the new game.

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>>216121977
>magyars
>white

Canadians are fucking awful posters.

Darude Kwabian

get the gyaldem shagged

>>216122302
sup crodie
winston's baton slipped out and three blonde katies in uniforms started giving him phat dome

>>216122164
monarchy is wet blud

>>216122397
>language
>race
Are Basque nonwhite because they speak Euskara? Finns for speaking Finnish?

>>216122446
Finns aren't even white lol

>>216122181
>My memories only start back up again with the paramedics kneeling over me then it was off to hospital.
yeah that's where mine restarted
entire body was aching like a bastard

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>>216122420
*volunteers*

>>216122446
basque are proto-whites, fins are asiatic

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>>216122467
Felt pretty fucking white when I visited m8

mental elf general

>>216122519
Nah they're mixed to fuck with Asians

>>216122519
looks very comfy

someone make the new

>>216122519
theyre like 40% mongolian mate

Are the smelly subhuman virgin incel mistakes arguing about genetics again are they?

get it made rorke

>>216118443
>>216118443
>>216118443

>>216122568
>>216122568
>>216122568

>>216122565
sc

>>216122565
*attacks you with a chainsaw*

>>216122577
I was hoping for a picture of a train in autumn

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lucas = this thread running into archive
tm = tm

>>216122661
mallard is AWOL

>>216122469
I was just tired but not like in pain or anything. Guess when all your muscles contract as hard as they physically can simultaneously it leaves you tired.

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>>216122693
YOU'LL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED
https://derpibooru.org/2065473

>>216122693
kys

>>216122693
kys

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761253726699343.jpg
ktim

>>216127046
YOU'LL BE FUCKING BUTCHERED

bump from page 8

>>216122693
kys

reckon I could fix her

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760899236283083.webm

>>216128598
wew

not pleased that what should be the most tense, climactic and skill intensive part of every simpsons hit and run speed run (the final missions where you have to transport the nuclear waste quickly without crashing and while being pursued), where all the top speed runners should be most significant separated bu their skill levels, is all just very boringly and completely safely skipped out of bounds

this is the new yh?

>>216122693
kys

>>216122693
kys

Wonder if muslim countries use BC/AD

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any gonna explain why there is ` but also '

>>216135606
To you? No

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Wales Anon was right, Plaid stormed it, I kneel

leftypol told us that zolanski would surge in wales

Used to be well intimidated by DIY and home repairs until I realised it's done by tradies, the thickest cunts on the planet. So if they can do it anyone can, and you know what? I was right

>>216122693
kys

>>216135701
We're all pointing at Plaid Cumrag so you won't notice that the greens got less votes than the Conservatives.

how tf is this thread still going lmfao

scream

Okay then

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(me on the right)

go on the post a new

get it made slave runt

screaming

get the thread up rat boy

pooing out a new

screaming

screaming

chop chop you little virgin cunt

poo

nathan make the fucking thread

screaming

>>216160147
>>216160147
>>216160147

i refuse.