baddiedem edish
>>216122568why are all these ethots ugly
I've eaten a kitkat and I may... may, dear friends, have another...
any shits fewer than five times a week man in?
nth for the gyaldem
where can I find one of these
>>216122617no i dont have something wrong with me
so feverish right now it's lame, may for the first time in years have mummyberg make me my dinner so I can take ibuprofen and just go back to bed
where's mouseGOD
>>216122625i think b&q have a range of hot tubs
>>216122625I'd give her £20 to lick her tummy for 10 minutes
did 31 pull-ups one set today Corr strong as fuck
reading the book of bunny suicides
>>216122602taste issue
>>216122568they have irish boyfriends
>hinge notification>Eloise has matched with you>open the app to check >"no matches right now"Must have had a better look at my profile and figured out what a virgin freak I am
>>216122637
>>216122649cor gis a feel of ya muscles la
>>216122649If you’re going to lie make it believable
might go to aldi for snacks then watch traitors and eat said snacks
remember when nasa posted a supposed image of mars and there was a squirrel in the picture
so who tf is lee?
>>216122690someone’s JELLY lmao
>>216122698sandy cheeks
>>216122625you can find her in london with her irish boyfriend
really should kill myself tbqh
send the grey squirrels to mars with no oxygen
>ordered a chinese to celebrate auntberg's birthday>we ordered 2 bags of chips>1 bag arrives>it's charred to fuck, all burnt AND half empty >auntberg's crying>ring up and say they fucked up the order>instead of replacing it say they'll owe us one next time we order (which is blackmail)>get on with having our singapore fried rice>5 mins after our meal is done chinaman comes to the door and gives us a fresh full pristine bag of chips>auntberg, who's full, starts crying againwhat a dogshit night poor auntberg
What are you lads dressing up as for Halloween then?
>>216122727good shout
>>216122737bum dosser
>>216122736is she menopausal (she sounds like it) and theres cures for that
>>216122737Thinking either paint myself blue and go as mega mind, paint myself grey and go as squidward or paint myself yellow and go as Homer
>crying over chipsChildish honestly, act your age.
bus 25 stopping in brixton
>>216122736Give her a good birthday seeing to
>>216122736give auntberg a hug x
if the spammer could do us all the kind favour of killing himself that would be lovely
>>216122766you're mad for painting yourself
>>216122703You either didn’t do 31 pull-ups or you did but they were half reps like that wahlberg clip lol
>meet woman>she thinks i look good and wants to see me naked etc>do this for a few days and its all good>shes started giving me very short replies and doesnt want to talki hate myself, i think ive been pumped and dumped by a woman
>>216122785he said hes going to lmao
bin the woke bbcbin the woke nhs NOW
not seeing any spammers me. filters must be doing their job you see
got nowt planned for halloweengot no mates here they're all back in englandsad really
they weren't groomed they went willingly
me? Filters all JF flags.
not content with my life at all
>>216122801she used you like an object
sex with dua lips
quit fags today and I am strugglingJust scranning bare chocolate to try and get my mind off it
>>216122825get some substituted amphetamines up you and hit the Berlin club scene
39.7 celsius on the thermometer folks, not feeling too good
what to do about the indian situation?
>>216122690not lying I do them weighted generally, well chin-ups (routinely over last two years)you won't get to 31 without doing them weighted
earth but only white christians
>>216122873In the industry we call that a "tek dat".
>>216122873done them
>>216122869got no access to drugshundreds of kilometres from Berlinwill probs just get steaming alone in my room
amazing sleep with the gf last night we woke up at the same time during the night and had some extra cuddles. Love it when she’s got no top on and her body’s extra warm and cosy and you grab the tits up corrr
>>216122877Wahlberg pull-ups then, good for you
>>216122792Little bit yeah
burnt my garlic a little
I don't mean to alarm you but MEN are kicking BALLS right now
>>216122840
>>216122797no, head over bar every time lockout or near lock-out each rep. Near lock out is excusable desu when you are going for a rep max. My 31 was worth 30 anyway
>>216122919you burn the garlic it's game over
>>216122634not wrong with shitting fewer than five times a week
>>216122873screaming
>>216122737gollywog
>>216122857i thought she liked me, not even loved, but at least liked me enough to be a friend
peng
>>216122913seething fat neek
>>216122909Nice and warmed up from some cronem actionYou’re cuddling the baby box growing some yardie weens x
>>216122909nice fanfic
>>216122873nun she cud do
Last night I dreamt of San PedroJust like I'd never gone, I knew the songA young girl with eyes like the desertIt all seems like yesterday, not far awayTropical the island breezeAll of nature wild and freeThis is where I long to beLa isla bonitaAnd when the samba playedThe sun would set so highRing through my ears and sting my eyesYour Spanish lullaby
>>216122971looks nowt like him
*approaches you*>gee anon, you’re looking extra uptight this evening>say, what if we headed on to that bar down there for drinks and laughter, first rounds on me>well anon?
>>216122938>>216122913Also wahlbergs pull-ups loads of body movement my lower body remains still I can honestly do 30I will post a video soon entitled 'pull-ups of peace'
>>216123006
>>216122909
>The burning of wood and coal in homes contributes to almost 2,500 deaths a year in the UK, analysis has found. Stopping unnecessary burning would save the NHS more than £54m a year, the experts concluded.>Wood-burning stoves and open fires are one the biggest sources of small pollution particles, which cause heart and lung disease, and their use has risen in recent years. The report also links this toxic air pollution to 3,700 cases of diabetes and 1,500 cases of asthma a year, although the health impacts are likely to be underestimated.Please only let big business fill the sky with smog if you live in the countryside get fucked.
>>216123006Well that sounds awfully swell missy
>>216123006never heard a woman say gee in my life
>>216123006>first rounds on mesaid no woman ever
>>216123042finished country
Made an abhorrent post and I’m quite disgusted with myself
>>216123042wow a whole 2,500 better ban it so people can pay the highest electricity prices in the world
>>216123074keep cronem posting it's alright
>>216123042>can't even have a comfy wood burning fire in Starmer's BritainJust fuck off
>>216123074imagine how he feels, he can’t stop now because that’s ego death
>>216123042>would save the NHS more than £54mWow that's literally nothing for them
thinking racist thoughts again
>>216123042Lived in a trailer park where everybody had wood stove heating. It was pretty awful tbf
love the panto megonna get my tickets booked in soon for this christmas
another day sat in front of computer all day award
staying up late to avoid the morrow's toilif you go to sleep then it instantly becomes tomorrow and you have to get up and go to work. Not so if you stay awake.
>>216123042oh thats good was thinking of getting rid of a few more little things that give me joy
>>216123128ktim
>>216123128ktim monday through fridayspend my weekends sat in front of the telly
>>216123099scotland already banned them in new housespeople have been burning wood to heat themselves since man first discovered fire and these anti human scum want to take it away
>>216123119OH NO YOU'RE NOT
sir p diddy
>>216123074it’s alright lad I know it’s all fantasy haha x plus I actually have the gf I say I do and it happened so no roleplay forum can get to me ;)
I can do 31 pull-ups
>>216123136Yes. You don't need a comfy fire in the winter. A nice, efficient electric heater will make you feel just as at home!
>>216123118Love the smell me. Very comy in old villages
>>216123151screaming
>>216123104There’s something evil about itLike you’re consorting with a demon that’s frying your brain
Sir Stove Banner
Timmy: Finally! Forest are back in Europe, with Sean Dyche at the helm to boot! I just wish my old man were still here to see this...PangPang: Puh Ru Paw on. We watch Ru Paw.Timmy: Yes dear...
How many Nigerian and Sudanese immigrants did Israel accept in 2025?
>>216123006nah I'm tired and want to finish the dex in Z-A tonight
I don't have enough money to feed myself for the rest of this monthBit concerning
>>216123006I'll do what happened the last time a piffy looked at me expecting conversation, stare at her blankly and turn away
left my bouldering shoes in Leeds and I live in South Wales
>>216123178You've never smelled burning juniper it's rank
cronem initiation pg tipdem a ultrawide dem a tek di cocoa oilslippydem ting yehm4 shakycronem a increase torquecvp flowing...permanent adjustment tek place
>>216123205get out foraging, might have left it a bit late for fruit and mushrooms though
>>216123191Lol best he culd do
>>216123042>Stopping unnecessary burning would save the NHS more than £54m a year, the experts concluded.That would fund the NHS for about 2.5 hours
>>216123183yeah very weird people, reckon half the people here live quite normally and the other half live like caged dogs and they’re not well
dont know what im gonna do without smoking
>>216123191LOL
any football manager man in?
>>216123205time to embrace mouseynomics
this album is quite good actually huh
>>216123248vaping
>>216123191Kek, we all know who wears the trousers in that relationship!
pale pink slits for cronemprickly brown growlers for timmy
>>216123191Bizarre post
>>216123277Gay as fuvk
>>216123255>£49.99 for excel manager
>>216123255never got into it again after 17, I still play 17 from time to time
Sir Elwood Burner
>>216123255I love football and fifa but I don’t know how anyone finds that game enjoyable, I tried so hard to get into it but it is just fucking boring
My new gf suggested we should go for a woodland walk this weekend. I’m quite up for it but how do I say can I bend you over a tree in a light frothy manner
I'm constipated and strugglingPlease keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time
>>216123191kek
>>216123255No I got bored of it years ago after taking Gateshead to the top and making them invincible, it's all the same in the end innit
abortion is human sacrifice
>>216123255never understood out of all the fantasies you can fulfill in games why people choose to live out the fantasy of being a...football manager
>>216123284heathermong samefagging
pangpangs nasty claw gripping timmy hairy swc
>>216123326Yeah you’re defo a lonely virgin
>>216123331get the pesto pasta co-op ready meal fucking SCRANNED Rorke!!!!!
>>216123372incorrect again battyboy
right lads I have the choice of two girls talking to me at the minute. One is a bit of an outgoing type but she’s fucking mint in bed and the other is reserved and hasn’t even let me shag her yet. I want to focus on one
Frothy Manor
>>216123042Stories like this remind me of that grotesque golden statue of that girl erected in London about how she died from poor air quality They just want to constantly remind you that your life and existence is a problem
Heatherhomo meltdown
>>216123366I literally worked as an office admin staring at spreadsheets all day when I was in my FM phase kek
>>216123397here's my advice: i don't care about your life
>>216123373LOLNasty yellow claw. Timmy thinking he finally Chad
>>216123397Tell. You're. Mates. Not. Us.
m2 froth, bus 25, winston onyx cvp coated
>>216123417Dun im
I've never spoken to a woman, like texting or whatever. Likely never will. It's just how it is for some men.
>>216123418pale hand barely covering half of winston mortar width wise
>>216123397start a blog and write it on there you boring little spastic
>>216123455Maybe you'll be born black in your next life
what explains this
>>216123365the truthnuke /brit/ wasn't ready for
>>216123455been a decade for me
>>216123485same reason pigs turn into boars when released into the wild
>>216123485Genetics, mainly
Good evening lads What’s on the agenda
>>216123499transformed by ovaldem rapid torque
rare eddy L
>>216123526 Mars bars
did 31 pull-ups at red goat today everlasting love with a perma-gf just round the corner I reckon
>bangkok>phuket>pang pang
Manager interview went well lads, but I think I lowballed at £70k.
the higher the torque the highter cvp flow rate
he invited to the cookout
>>216123397this one made the incels angry lol
just a light 32 pull ups todaya quick warm up
Sad how dead these are nowadays. I remember when we would fly through on in 20 minutes
>>216123455to be born a male mammal is to sufferlook at every creature, the gorilla, the horse, the sheep, whatever bands of incel males all roaming around, sometimes alone and sometimes in groups, having to fight the most fierce battles just for a sniff of fannythose that get it are then burdened with looking after them and eventually wither away and are replaced we're not unique in that respect, in fact we're unique that most men will at some stage or another have a partner, but not to do so isn't unusual in the grand scheme of thingsjust something to ponder innit
>>216123547>>216123544>>216123531>>216123499kill yourself mate
>>216123397first one for fun second one for wife
I'm in love with my country and dajoos just want to rape it to death right in front of my eyes it not riteee
>>216123571Damn - she is literally perfection
not very helpful advice, a bit more context maybe I didn’t explain it will. The outgoing girl is quite peng, dark brown hair, lovely body bubble bum and all that. I just think she’s shagged a fair few blokes but she’s the type who would be loyal once tied down. The other girl is blonde, a bit taller and has that perfectly clear pale skin. She’s so reserved but sometimes when you crack a reserved girl they become your sex pet and you get so much out of them. I just want to focus on one what do you think?
>>216123577And this is with all the spam from the botnetIt's actually over
>>216123397The first one, that'll teach the second one she NEEDS to put out if she's in a relationship
best mate at work's final day tomorrowgonna miss him lads everyone else is a gimp
If Aspinall loses on Saturday /fr/ will have a field day
>>216123526getting the egirls posted>>216123595CORRRRRRR GYALDEM
hey niggers
sad about Daniel naroditsky was a lovely bloke
>>216123597How big is your dick?
>>216123619Greetings nigga
>>216123630who ate the pie factory?
>>216123597If you said this to me in real life id dig your eyes out with my thumbs
>>216123623just over 5 inches
On the overtime work call and need to poo
>>216123622yeh lovely jew
>>216123622kramnick is scrambling on twitter
>>216123611kek loads of gimps at my job toosad day when one of the sound one goes, can't imagine if all the sound ones went entirelynew job time at that point desu
Had to take a really nasty shit on the train to work today
the latest from billy nomates?
Thread quality better improve when I'm on the beers later
mixed feelings about having to go Leeds tomorrow to pick up my bouldering shoes suppose it gives me something to do
>>216123663don`t WorryIt Willbe Ok !!
>>216123637oh my daysleave the shagging to proper men
Actually roaring at this
>>216123663are you a tranny?
>>216123663They those freaky pointed bird beak looking shoes
>>216123636good post
yardie goon pushing quick twitch muscles to their limits rn
kings of the mind
>>216123623It’s 6.5, modest but gets the job done. I’ve actually had a few girls struggle to take that believe it or not lol.
by the way i saw a tranny in mcdonalds today
might have a tug on the ol' willard while looking at evelyn claire
>>216123701I'm 6.5" too : )
dunno how to go about getting a job
bus 25 arrived small boat cronem cheering in the gherkin lounge
>>216123678Lmao. Viz?
>>216123711I saw a ghoulish tranny walking on their tip toes today
>>216123597depends on you and who you are. I'd probably have a more fulfilling life with an outgoing extroverted girl who would give me reasons to go out and try new things. Half the advantage of having a woman around is their sociability and emotional intelligence. I'm not self-motivated and exciting enough to keep a reserved bird entertained, If she says she's fine just watching a movie and ordering a 'za I'll just do that until she leaves
Just once id like to observe heathermong irl and see how he lives and what he looks like
>>216123668god shes perfect
>>216123622wonder what drugs he was on
>>216123718hahaha what are they like
ultrawide slippydem about to apply inhumane levels of torque
>>216123743praise jahthe cronem finishing their showers in the marble bathroom
>>216123748Think it's meant to be a parody of
>>216123678It's really well made
the creeping suspicion that I may have poo in my bum is becoming more intense as the hours wear on
a wank session is in order
>>216123765heard he was doing lines of 4MO- SMEG-POO
>>216123777katy won't be the same again
>>216123678hollering
Timothy Taylor x Northern Monk chocolate stout is superior to Brew York- Black Bess, I can absolutely assure you of this
craving skittles
>>216123784Nah it is from Viz
>>216123801powerful stuff
>>216123782they spraying crimson victory and quickly buttoning up luh charles tyrwhitt x
>>216123678can someone summise this for me
>>216123753I know what you mean and thanks for the decent answer. I feel like there would be more fun with the extrovert girl even if she has slept with a few more blokes, but I suppose the risk is always there. With the reserved girl she’s lovely but what’s bubbling under the surface there? I’m still going to pursue her and should be able to shag her before I make a final choice between the two girls but it’s almost like what if you let a great girl go by making the wrong choice in the end? You know
>>216123834Bros trying to fill out the word count
>>216123831that's it
>>216123817not had any in years. Hope they taste the same and that the woke hasn't got them
scam timmy
>>216123821shrieking and hooting
Both "reserved" girls and outgoing girls have body counts that would make your eyes water. Your idea of a "reserved" girl isn't grounded in reality.
another day rotting away in my smelly childhood revolving box
Frustrating that I either have to choose between having little black hairs or ingrown hairs all over my cock
>>216123872mmhmm dem a do nun x
>>216123872i hate these cunts
we don't have squirrels in australia, but we've got possums and koalas
notice how he posts faster and faster the more frustrated he gets
>>216123901How do you reckon squirrels would get on if introduced?
>>216123910not true
mhmm tek it tek it
>>216123901do you have hedgehogs?
spaki melty!!
he crossed the channel now he chillin at di hotel x
>>216123910
>>216123792>>216123811>>216123821Turns out it's a cropped version, this is how the story ends
>>216123901your "possums" are shit
>>216123924We have porcupines
>>216123916couldn't possibly comment>>216123924no but we have echidnas
>>216123921Is that Adrian Lewis and Mathew Baynton?
Love between a man and a woman is a deeply layered connection that touches emotional, physical, intellectual, and sometimes spiritual dimensions. It’s not just attraction or affection — it’s a bond that grows through understanding, shared experience, and mutual respect.Here’s a breakdown of the key dimensions of that kind of love:1. Emotional ConnectionAt its heart, love is emotional intimacy — the feeling that you can truly be yourself with the other person. It’s the warmth you feel when you’re understood without needing to explain everything. Emotional love involves empathy, vulnerability, and the comfort of knowing someone is there for you no matter what.2. Physical AffectionPhysical attraction and touch are powerful expressions of love. This includes not just sexual intimacy, but also small gestures — holding hands, hugging, or even just a look that conveys closeness. These actions communicate care and desire beyond words.3. Intellectual BondTrue love thrives when two people respect and stimulate each other’s minds. You share ideas, challenge each other, and grow together. This intellectual connection helps sustain the relationship beyond physical attraction or emotional highs.4. Commitment and TrustLove deepens through commitment — choosing each other every day, even when life gets hard. Trust is the foundation of that commitment. It means being honest, keeping promises, and believing in one another’s loyalty and good intentions.5. Growth and PartnershipIn healthy love, both partners support each other’s growth — not trying to change one another, but encouraging each person to become their best self. The relationship becomes a partnership, not possession.
>Sir Keir Starmer has said digital IDs will “cut the faff” as he sought to win back public support for the scheme. The Prime Minister insisted the identification system would never be needed to get into hospital, amid concerns about its potential impact on accessing public services, civil liberties and data protection. The proposed digital IDs announced by Sir Keir last month, to be introduced by 2029, would be mandatory for anyone working in the UK as part of efforts to clamp down on illegal working and therefore curb illegal migration.
wish I was a private investigator in America
>>216123939>>216123942what about shrews and vols?
Not. One. Word.
>>216123953
iPhone lads go on the search bar and check your walking asymmetry mines 1.2%
how a crimson victory feels x
>>216123936your possums aren't even possumswhat is it with yanks and giving things the wrong name? first the natives got called indians and bison got called buffalos and now this
mental how hideous women in yorkshire are compared to women in the north west
>>216124011sybau
We’re all just here, chatting away in our secret boys club waiting for a women to come along and claim us. Mad really.
>Spotted out for a bev this week at The Hare And Hounds pub in Kings Heath, Birmingham: Jess Phillips, who was overheard describing somebody as a “flag shagger” well that's Rorke done
got knob cancer
no more hymens :)
>>216123968me too kid
>>216124007it feel gud
ill never know if Australia has shrews and vols
he’s been in super meltdown mode this week he must be having a rough time with the old mental elf
>>216124070We do, saw one yesterday in fact
pang pang spilling red eel sauce all over timmy in a crimson victory
>>216124081Thanks, nothing more from me*mutes myself*
>>216124085LOL
>>216124078Didn’t he say he was going to kill himself earlier
odds on the belgian flag poster ever having been touched by a woman he's not related to?
>>216124097>>216124097>>216124097poo
