Friendly Thursday evening chat edish
bunny suicides
in heat again award
Might pop a tadalafil for a bit of wanking.
I have a feeling this is going to be the best thread ever!
it's beddybyes time award :)
>>216124106don’t know didn’t see it, is there a screenshot? Honestly I think the lad behind the Belgium flag stuff not memeing here should probably take his life, he’s here 16 hours a day and does nothing else and just gets wound up all day every day. Surely death is better
>>216124029even if a woman offered to go out with me I'd decline because I'm aware I'm insane and weird
Happy birthdayGrand Theft Auto IIIok !!You Are24years Old !!
>>216124145marcus rashford celebrating his two goals last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK9WVRErnBQ
>>216124149In bed currently but I have to be up at 01:30AM to get ready for my 4AM toil shift. might stay up until 22:00. Will be a rough shift on 3 hours sleep but it's doable
Which European country would be my best alternative to the United Kingdom?> I hate the United Kingdom> I hate Russia> A country without a monarchy> A country without kings, queens, or any monarchical status> A country that uses the euro as its sole currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro> A country that is a faithful lapdog of the European Unionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union> A country without overseas territories
>>216124134>she was dame like right outta my japanese hentai. The only question: was it an automatic in her stockings or something more sinister? my heart was telling me she was all woman but my head told me to look for the adams apple
right lads I’m off, got toil tomorrow but at at least it’s Friday wahey. Few swift half’s down the pub afterwards need to be at my best x
CONCEDE YOUR CLOCK !!don`t Change timeonSunday !!
>>216124160screaming
>>216124218Unser Großdeutsches Reich, die Deutsche Nation
Resisted the urge to smoke but also ate 1500 calories by doing that
>>216124207Its not fair that Yankoids get legal speed to do 12 hour shifts on 3 hours sleep but we just have to zombie toil slave.
no more £6 trekkie brekkie :(
>>216124248bit of a silly notion this. shall not be following your suggestion, thanks all the same x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ne3T-M5AivEneed to rizz her
>>216124276some of them get legal meth under the name desoxyn
Watching blade runner
>>216124279rorke putting on his They Live sunglasses and seeing "due to woke we are now pozzed"
>>216124276I like to imagine the ones on legal speed are all very successful like doctors, lawyers, businessmen etc.
>>216124315methamphetamine!!
nth for the baddiedem
>>216124318
>>216124260It seems like a joke, but my current house is across the street from a Volkswagen dealership.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWMpHc77qNI&pp=ygUcdm9sa3N3YWdlbiBmdW5ueSBjb21tZXJjaWFscw%3D%3D
>>216124315It's all the same shit. The ones who tell themselves they're not junkies because they're on adderall are deluded.
Any freaks weirdos and villains in
If the Uber eats paki doesn’t thank me 10 times when I tip him in cash I will be fucking PISSED
>>216124351The original not 2049
>>216124349fit as fuck
Guys I have to go put the bins out my mummy told me to
>>216124313omds she collabed with nimi(fauna) last night it was a great stream x
>>216124315Lucky bastards.>>216124328Nah some of them work for Buc-ee's, but they earn more than doctors, lawyers, businessmen in the UK.
>>216124380Why the fuck would you tip him
>>216124363yes I'm thoroughly unpleasant and have pushed everyone in my life awaythe people who are forced to be around me, my coworkers, all hate me too. After work I come home and spend time alone in my flat in peace.
>>216124405they don't go out for another 4 days
>>216124391I don't like the original but I love 2049.
>>216124425I usually give them a £5 note and they are so grateful it’s insane it makes me feel like a king. But sometimes you get some little fucking RAT who takes the money and doesn’t say anything
might get into the porta potty business imagine the profits
>>216124363Yes. How would you feel about me organising heroin, methamphetamine, and cocaine getting smuggled into Australia?
>>216124452Are you gay or just a zoomer?
>>216124361the additional chemical compound in meth allows it to cross the blood brain barrier far more effectively increasing its potentiation and the duration of its effects. but they are basically the same as you say
Feeling chirpy :) I won’t blog post but I’ll just say there’s hope lads, there’s real hope in this life
>>216124522she's just like me
>>216124521im a millennial and i'm straight but had some gay experiences
>>216124554good lad
>>216124554no there isn't stop giving them hope
>>216124554fuck offFUCK OFFi hate the happy wanderer, whistling like a douchebag
my bedroom is fucking freezing because the handle broke and no one in here fucking helped me just told me to “call a tradesman” that advice doesn’t help someone with social anxiety I asked /diy/ and get same bullshit snarky fucking reply instead of actual help now I have a freezing cold bedroom
.. pinkie's got the swiper ..
poo wong
Found asking myself "What the fuck else are you going to do?" helps me maintain discipline
>>216124595wedge the door shut with a folded up piece of paper or cardboard
>>216124589if it can happen to me it can happen to you too! there’s hope undeniably
>>216124595just pull the window closed and put some duct tape over any cracks and tin foil over the window
>>216124595Kill yourself
>>>/diy/2951935roar
>>216124595Photo - and this time show us the window not the handle you embarassment
UK doesnt even get cold just put a hoodie on
>>216124643Duct tape that’s actually good I didn’t think about that thank you >>216124648Fuck you fucking piece of shit
mad how religious mongs made up loads of stories to tell each other on special days and to read over and over just because theyre scared of dying lol
>>216124595wait i thought the window pane got detatched?all that's happened is the handles come off? and the bar is still present?use some vice grips or a spanner and rotate the locking mechanism open you can replace the handle, b&q do replacements, should just be two screws
>>216124672you've been sat in your incel hovel freezing cold for 3 days and you never thought to try duct tape
>>216124663scr
>>216124595>>216124663>>216124672
>>216124676
>>216124663and along with a picture of the window, i want to see the damaged side of the handle
>>216124554I could do with some hope. Give me a story please.
based ireland
cannot believe this retard sitting in his freezing incel room just staring at the handle
>>216124736I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window. This is the broken bit of the handle. I also have a metal bar
>>216124726most of these are literally made up by coping christians btw
Genuine thoughts on Reform?
Been talking to a "journalist" from the Sun about sex workers.
>>216124855ai generated picture
>>216124873tell it to the Judge leftypol
>>216124726Just checked and every single one of these are fabricated
>>216124885I hope they kick all the wogs or at least make them suffer horribly
>>216124663
>I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window
>>216124855Then we can't help you you insane cuck, how can we help if you aren't going to show us what's broken. Hope you freeze to death
>>216124855is the handle a moulded part of the frame or are there screw holes near it?it looks like it's sheared off, the entire frame will probably want replacing, but i'll wait for a pic when you get itand if the window is open, there should be two pins on the edge of it, you can use a spanner or something to pull those in towards the center, assuming you cant close the window because it's not closing because the locking pins are out
>Reeves considers breaking manifesto pledge with income tax rise to fill £30bn gapTriple lock just went up another 4% btw
>>216124682No the window was stuck open because I had gone to pull it closed and I pulled the handle off. I had to use a suction cup to just close the window because there is nothing to grip to close it. I think you are talking about the metal bar but that isn’t in the window it fell off when the handle fell off
neighbour just caught me taking a picture of my window
>btw
>>216124855should fit like a puzzle so just try to put it back and feel out where it might be broken
>>216124885Will do nothing to address the problem even if they get in (they won't)
>>216124934This country is literally going to destroy itself for the boomers, its mental
>>216124936>I think you are talking about the metal bar but that isn’t in the window it fell off when the handle fell offyou should be able to re-insert that and twist it assuming it goes into a socket (should be a oblong type shape)
>>216124930You mean the entire window frame will need replacing????
>>216124663State of this idiot
>>216124934Not forgetting the bennies u-turn which left this hole in the budget.
>>216124934Get to work wagies, grandma needs another cruise haha
>>216124794Ok, well to start with I was very much down and out. Typical incel story, I was underweight and spending 10 hours a day on here, no job, no life or mates. I’d never looked before but one day I thought I’d check a recruitment agency website and ended up putting my name down. They called me and said we have some agency work available for you and I thought if I don’t take the chance to do something now I’m going to be stuck this way forever and I said yes. It turned out to be the decision that really turned my life around, something as simple as accepting crappy agency work, I was placed with people just like me who had no real direction looking to make it work and we bonded over that. I was terrible with human interaction but throwing myself in at the deep end solved that. Suddenly I had friends who wanted to hang out/go to the pub and also met a girl I really liked. I decided I would try to fix my appearance from a malnourished incel beast into something half acceptable, I’m not good looking. But I started doing home workouts and following meal plans and gained weight and strength. Anyway I’ve been employed for 3 months now and today the girl I met way back then asked me if I’d like to go for a drink tomorrow now. I said yes. I’m doing it, all it took was stepping outside of my comfort zone once.
>>216124934why didn't she buyed less
>>216124989Ain’t reading all that luh nigga
>>216124672get some stringwrap it around the windowuse it to pull the window tight shutput the duct tape around the cracks to hold it shutthen cover the window with a towel over the frame to stop draught but eventually you will need to tell your landlordor get it fixed by a tradie
>>216124999that’s ok, we can’t all make it, that’s why races have losers and winners x
>>216124989holy based
>>216124969without a picture i don't know but it looks like the handle is moulded onto the frameis there damage where the handle has pulled off? if so, yes, if not and theres only the rest of the handle there but no other damage, no
>>216124989well done lad
>I can’t take a picture of my window I don’t want my neighbours to think I am taking a picture of their window. screeching
ITS OVER
Um hi
>>216124969no it's more than likely modular and will just need the broken components replacing
Might start reading Carlyle to feel smart
>>216124989better a skinny runt than fat cunt but good for you
NEW HACK: Piss on your pillow every night for a week for incredible results
>>216125057show boipucci
>>216125051LOL
Where would a white man feel out of place?
>>216125051It's just beginning and I like it
nbn is lagging grrr
>>216125076I've had panic attack about this scenario
>>216125059that bit that's come out on the top of the screw hole is whats concerning me, i think that's come out of his windows frame
>>216125057wow
>>216124934Benefits up 4% too
The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top. I said yes. He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything." Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral. His coworker laughed at him. But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed. Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.
my pucci bring all the boys to the yard
had a dream last night I bumped into one of the most popular girls in my year at school and she told me explicitly why everyone stopped speaking to me and every time I ordered a double g&t she stole it and drank it
LMAOget those taxes raised PAYE piggies
>>216124989Thank you. I'm in a similar situation albeit without the results you've had. This gives me hope and I'll stick at it.
>>216125134There are still teenagers working in shops?
got a stiffy rn lol x
>>216125134he was an autistprobably followed you home
>>216124934£400 a month is a bitch in this inflated economy tbf
I've just been informed that /brit/ has not made it to the Official 4chan General of the Year 2026 nominations.
>>216125134He was mocking you mate it's a TikTok trend
>>216125154Please do stick with it mate, you absolutely can do it
>>216125134
>>216124934need these cunts genuinely sent to a stalinist gulag
>>216124097why do they call it a jews harp when it wasn't made by jews?
>>216125167Show us
>>216125048Because my bedroom window is opposite theirs and the house is close and I would need flash on>>216125021Would it help if I posted a picture of another window handle in my house which isn’t broken so u know what it usually looks like??? It doesn’t look damaged like badly there is just a little bit attached to the window with hole in where it was
>>216124989Love this x
>>216125134I used to do that without asking when I worked at a supermarket in 2008-2011 and bagging was still a thing. I was an autist before it was cool.
>>216125204Arise, Sir Zack Polanski
>>216125201Okay I'm Indian-British. So what?
>>216125112looks to me like it's just a flange for retention and the edge has sheared off allowing it to come free
they're being heinous
think my time at toil is coming to an end, the 'cide loometh
Nothing changes laying in bed, you've gotta get out there, get the hands dirty, feel the heartbeat of the town with your feet.
>>216125205There are many theories for the origin of the name jew's harp. The apparent reference to Jewish people is especially misleading since it "has nothing to do with the Jewish people; neither does it look like a harp in its structure and appearance".[8] In Sicilian it is translated as marranzanu or mariolu; both of which are derogatory terms for Jewish people also found in Italian[9] and Spanish.[10] In German, it is known as Maultrommel, which translates directly to 'mouth drum'.[8] The name "Jew's Harp" first appears in 1481 in a customs account book under the name "Jue harpes".[11] The "jaw" variant is attested at least as early as 1774[12] and 1809,[13] the "juice" variant appearing only in the late 19th and 20th centuries.It has also been suggested that the name derives from the French jeu-trompe meaning 'toy trumpet'.[14] The current French word for the instrument is guimbarde. English etymologist Hensleigh Wedgwood wrote in 1855 that the derivation from jeu harpe opposes the French idiom, where "if two substantives are joined together, the qualifying noun is invariably the last".[15] He refers to the jeu harpe derivation, but not to the jeu tromp derivation.Both theories—that the name is a corruption of jaws or jeu—are described by the Oxford English Dictionary as "lacking any supporting evidence."[16] The OED says that, "more or less satisfactory reasons may be conjectured: e.g., that the instrument was actually made, sold, or imported to England by Jewish people, or purported to be so; or that it was attributed to Jewish people, suggesting the trumps and harps mentioned in the Bible, and hence considered a good commercial name."[17] Although the OED states that "the association of the instrument with Jewish people occurs, so far as is known, only in English",[16] the term jødeharpe is also used in Danish.[18]
wacked up the heating to 21c we getting comfy tonight boys
>>216125280if i wanted to read wikipedia i would visit wikipedia
thinking about how the cia experimented genital warts and syphillus on blacks before aids come about
>Plaid win Caerphilly by-election
mental how kanye sampled Someone Saved My Life Tonight for his classic chune Good Morning
>Amount of DNA you share with chimps:99%>Amount of DNA you share with your own mother:50%make it make sense for FUCK's sake
Training my spiritual abilities so I can talk to the aliens when they arrive
going to bed with a smile on my face. I’m going to turn my dog shit life around no matter what it takes
>>216125332Get yourself raped you stupid cunt
>>216125318stop boasting about your wealth it's unbecoming
I find it a point of pride that I never turn on my radiator. Love to larp as the owner of my domicile and imagine how much money I manage to save because of it
>>216125338What dat mean
>>216125349:D
>>216125380It means we are BACK baby!
>>216125349godspeed lad. thought I was turning mine around but it's all coming tumbling down
>>216125349you can do it lad just keep going one step after another
Pornhub is the most-visited pornographic service in the UK, according to Ofcom, the communications regulator, and uses a combination of text messages and emails to verify the age of its visitors, while rivals have adopted facial scanning or credit card checks.However, UK traffic to the service has fallen 77 per cent since the new rules were introduced in the Online Safety Act, according to Alex Kekesi, head of community and brand at Aylo.“We were honestly shocked,” Kekesi said in an interview.
>>216125349ah yes the classic decision everyone has made at some point to improve their lives..... starting tomorrow..... sure that will last mate :')
>>216125380If you're Welsh diaspora: call your family.
>>216125371but instead you're actually saving money for your landlord and freezing like a cuck?
>>216125338Results aren't out yet
>>216125408good, porn is evil
>>216125424Obviously I have an insider idiot
>>216125412speak for yourself
>>216125408he wasn't "honestly shocked" though, was he
>>216125423If I live now with someone else's money in mind, imagine how I'd live when it's my own bank balance at stake
>>216125439insider in your bumholegiving you the hot tip
>>216125439Of course you do mate
>>216125334tbf the blacks were degenerate who would have got sex diseases even without the cia
>>216125467Are you going to apologise when I’m proven right?
>>216125349Love to hear it
>>216125452sent that freak flying
timmy hearing violent slamming, muffled screams and MLE
>>216125361im a povvo. putting the thermostat to 21c is as close as a holiday to greece or spain that ill ever get
got white skin but the brain of an oriental
>>216125423not using heating is bad for the landlord
Reminder the belgium poster wants you to be as miserable as he is, that’s the goal. He wants to repeat his fantasy lies to the point you believe it, leave this place and you win. He can never leave.
>>216125514alri hans
>>216125541does he still post?had that guy filtered for months and months
>>216125541Or just filter him, not a big deal
>>216125408its because we are using tor or proxies i did hear about yoofs paying homeless men 20 quid to take a selfie to bypass age verification
>>216124097I can play that shit bacause my dad used to have one, happens in Britain? Is it popular there?
>>216125478You may be right, but it won't be because of your made up insider
0118 999 881 999 119 7253
>>216125541>>216125566>>216125567timmy copes LOL
6-7
>>216125569lolbut they're saying they just go to other sites that don't bother with the age verificationPornhub wants to make it so that everyone has to verify with apple and microsoft first so they don't have to it on their site
>>2161255390 users after a year+ of spamming
This is my phone number07698646790
>>216125570no its very rare in the UK, thats why i used it for the thread, to create awareness. we are a harmonica country.
>>216125610time for some sexting x
hiiiiiiiii /brit/>>216124128>>216124132wtf>>216124148hiii
just sent a poo to that number
Any OSRS lads in
>>216125610Answer my call please
can everyone post a picture of their passport please
>>216125610
bro just got filtered nun he cud do
dog is going fucking skitz bc I didn’t walk him tonight
>>216125684it was between the /brit/ posters, real incel shit. there was nothing we could do and we just had to take it
im eating peanutbutter :3
>>216125728with a spoon?
Which of these should I buy VW GolfAudi A3Volvo V40Mercedes A Class
>>216125728i've got some nut butter you can stick in yer gob
accidentally left dogberg home alone with a 10 hour fireworks compilation video on at full volume on my tv againfuck sake I'm back till next monday
Africa Addio is truly kino https://youtu.be/D_AtcIw5iYg
>>216125743yeah
The unwashed masses.Population: Me and You.
>>216125746all gay, get an estate
>>216125746Volvo
>>216125759scr
>>216125763I just had a shower :)
/brit/ is useable again praise jesus
>>216125746A3 :PThat’s what I have
browsing the /x/ cum retention thread while waiting for my haircut at the hair salon
>>216125763You and I*
SCREMIN
haven’t wanked in 36 hours meprobably never going to wank again
>fapped to THAT again
all in all, you're just another brick in the wall
>>216125827woman going "ouh ouh ouh ouh ouh ouh" and a soundtrack of dog panting
huh wonder what he could have meant by THAT, oh well best not to worry
lily collins sex arse
>>216125859:|
cant wait to wear my neoliberal jumper tomorrow
>>216125818psc
>>216125857mental how boomers thought this was like so deep and shit
gonna get the asmr on and cry myself to sleep, night lads x
>>216125877it's a masterpiece you cynic
>>216125827tranners?
timmy facetiming fat pooja right now
me
>>216125875got a pic?
my /tv/ thread is doing well, my /lit/ thread is doing well
Ate too much last night and have had horrendous shits, and on top of all that I’ve just pulled a muscle in my lower back when I bent over to pick something up. I’m in excruciating pain right now.
got the takashi kokubo on, haven't i?
>>216125911Your /brit/ contributions? Lacklustre.
>>216125898perfect two piece
>>216125911kpop generals always do well, you muppet
>>216125905tomorrow, im in my bed now
today I dreamed about some weird life where if you et caught by police or something you just respawn with yuor stats at 0, and you get levels for doing things. so I was stuck in a loop of getting caught doing a crime, like climbing a building or breaking into a base, and then levelling up my running stat from the XP while I was getting chased and then getting caught, over and over again. but there was something about a big house with elevators to rooms and I dont remember who said it but it was made with expensive silk bedsheets and oxygen ports to "last forever" (the ports were because they would grow old in there). and at the end of the dream I was going into a room that I found where it was called "new life chooser" or whatever and then I woke up and thats the last thing I remember
Caerphilly, Senedd by-election exit poll:REFUK: 47.2% (+37.2)PLAID: 31.6% (-31.1)LAB: 9.7% (-12.4)CON: 4.6% (+1.4)GREEN: 3.8% (+3.8)REFUK GAIN from LAB.
>>216125349night lad x
>>216125932thanks :D
>>216125827t. Tor Browser user
>>216125943welcome to your new life
>>216125932broke him a two piece off the biscuitno idea what it means I've heard the yanks say it though
reminder to report the BE flags posts >>216125896spaki got his arranged marriage (hes timmy) kill yourself BE flag
any parasocial relationship man in
>>216125935sleep tight champ x
timmies voting for reform will soon receive a fell for it again award
>>216125947Bro is coping so hard lmao
>>216125408go to /gif/ me well until 4chan goes down, also porntrek
>>216125964noh it wasnt meant in that way at all. but they did say that I should "be reasonable" in my expectations. if this was my new life I would be upset because I wouldnt want a digital girlfriendt like why not in irl
>>216125870this hit close to home for the canadian
gonna kick off at work tomorrow and probably quit my job
>>216125892That's vanilla to me now>>216125959Im not that deep, I'd off myself if it ever got that bad
fill my body with chocolate replace my cum and blood with nougat chic-chocs lodge chic-chocs lodge
>>216125995epic
Worst fucking faithfuls of all time
>>216125950This is the negative arse ive heard so much about
>>216126009know the feel, got police called in last I did that
loving life!
>>216126022I crave cheese — the sharper the better—as others lust for dark chocolate fudge. I rarely save room for dessert, satiating myself at the meal's.
>>216125985Brother you're gonna be embarrassed, I expect a GROVELLING apology tomorrow
He’s right you know
mogs me
https://vocaroo.com/1b8Jf4fVT60l
Sir Kiell Yourselfer
>>216126059>40 series Get with the times
>>216126055he's clueless and finished
>>216126059makes sense she's fucking loaded and her money comes from using her PC to play games
>>216126017you can tell us what it is mate we're all anonymous here it's safe
>>216126055It's not the 90's
got totp on from 1990 and it's shite
>>216126049Will you apologise to me? Just so you know I’ve been screenshotting your posts. You won’t be able to hide
just got cockmogged
>>216125950Even for me that's not great and I just tried to search for 60+ Czech women getting their arses eaten
>>216126055I wonder what scumbag nudge unit cunt wrote that tweet
>>216125950was this scene really necessary?
>>216126059That's a tax fiddle for sure.
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216126147>>216126147>>216126147
pacing around my room waiting for hitler to make a comeback
>>216125802Is it good? Which model?
>>216126154kysyou have no say here
that's leebait
>>216126055https://youtu.be/T_h43mWvQbY?t=17
need girlfrient posting it in this thread to make sure it stays
>>216126105Sure thing mate, but just be aware your posts are also screenshotted and I won't be waiting up for the resultYou can expect to see my apology/victory post at 8:30 tomorrow
>>216126090meanwhile until at least 2 months ago IRyS was still rocking a 3 or 2060, but she's against the norm for vtbuber specs. not cause she's idol focused either, she one of the stubborn gamer holoENs
>>216126024Heckin celebrarinos!
