gyaldem edish
nth for the gyal x baddiedem
Gary eats
>>216129875absolutely insane how shaggable everyone in this webm is
right. that's scran sorted then
>>216129835why is she wearing a black bin bag?why is she covered in doodles?
hi everyone
>>216129943the placentizza
This by on a mad one in the old.
mouse still spamming in the previous threaddon't think he's very well
>>216129875women: men are disgusting pervertsalso women: let's dress up in school uniforms and pigtails teehee
>>216130024Toby even
extreme mental illness on display in the old thread
what are you supposed to do once you've gone mental
>>216130053post about medicine all day and night.
>>216130053spend all day trying to convince people on 4chan that you're not mental (unprompted)
self-driving cars aren't enough, i want a car that also serves coffee and brushes my teeth and wipes my bum
shan't be able to sleep
haven't left my house in 2 months except to buy alcohol
also the book says to avoid alcohol in gonorrhea, which is still true today (to avoid with taking it alongside the antivirals for the STI)
Will be heading to sleep soon team. Feeling a bit melancholic tonight.
Decided to say fuck it. Buying a massive Iceland haul that includes a shit load of tgi Fridays food. Will spend the next week putting on 4 or 5 kilo of fat eating 5000 calories. Final binge of the year. Going to eat the deep dish bbq pizza for the next week with mozzarella sticks, cookie sandwiches, onion rings, pulled pork, ribs, corn dogs, various chicken dishes.Just a big fatty grease binge full of salt and preservatives. Washed down with cola and ice cream protein shakes. Such is life when you're on PIP.
>>216130140Have an Iceland binge lass
>>216130141bbq sauce is disgustingalso fuck off back to /britfeel/
>>216130119ktim
The thread we had before the last one is sitting at 278 posts currently. Janny’s been busy.
I want a gf
>>216130140warm the bed ill be up soon x
Let's gooo! Iceland food rocks
>>216130179not allowed in this thread!
>>216130188Timmy?
well I think ergotamine is cool
>>216130141sometimes i want to do this but i have no appetitefor example i can only eat a mcdonald double quarter pounder with an hour break part way through
Bet she shits like a hippopotamus.
>>216130204youre timmy, by the way. you adapted theirs and betrayed yourself in the hopes that you will get a crumb of pussy. but youre stilly timmy
So how are (you) doing tonight?
Absolutely scrombobulating mouth watering cuisine
~Escharotics~ (_Caustics_).Acid, Acetic, Glacial.Acid, Arsenous.Acid, Carbolic.Acid, Carbolic, Iodized.Acid, Chromic.Acid, Dichloracetic.Acid, Lactic.Acid, Nitric.Acid, Trichloracetic.Alum, Burnt.Copper Sulphate.Iodine.Mercury Bichloride.Potassa.Silver Nitrate.Soda.Sodium Ethylate.Zinc Chloride.Zinc Sulphate.which does not include sangurarine
>>216130224fine thanks how are you
caustics: iodine iodine: inhale this into your nose
urethane: Ethyl carbamate (\(CH_{3}CH_{2}OC(O)NH_{2}\)) is a carcinogenic crystalline solid that can form naturally in fermented foods and alcoholic drinkscarbamate
might shag a chubby (huge bummed) brazilian girl tonight lads
love processed frozen foodunironically
what was his problem
urethane on the left, synthetic opioid AH-7921 on the right however there is a tripatmine on the big ring!
>>216130246Good because I’m eating whataburger!
>>216130224watching the rest of the james bond movies drinking and eating pringles.
>>216130224just fine :)
I have never made love to a woman lads
>>216130329you yanks have all the good burger places
urethane on the left, synthetic opioid AH-7921 on the right https://i.postimg.cc/FKdDdjZ4/urethane-and-ah-7921.png
yanks be like how are you and brits be like i'm fine thanks
ethyl carbamate amphetamine
promethazine have the lean have the codeine
Fat people have found love and I haven't
>>216130351ktim ktim ktim ktim ktim
>>216130351I have
>>216130351screaminghttps://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/I%20have%20never%20made%20love%20to%20a%20woman%20lads/country/us/page/1/
I need to eat food fortified with carbamates to see if it does anything to my opioid-based biology (I am opioid-based based human)
>>216130409gigachad over here
>>216130413no opioids
Would you rather get married to a women you love but never have sex her or be able to have sex but only once?
oh and somewhere in the French letter or papers they mentioned a ketone
have always been alone, me. a lone ranger
>>216130410I am 37 years old
>>216130423I want to do ketamine UwU maybe when the enviroment (and my life) is safer. then, ill do all those things
>>216130435
>>216130410That is brutal but I was making >tfw no gf posts at the same time and i've just come on here solely to do the exact same thing
>>216130424first onepenetration not necessary
>>216130435why not just shag a decent hooker
a carbamate is a function group with a nitrogen (on it). examples of nitrogen-containing functional groups: nitrile; nitrate, nitrite; hydrazone
>>216130446Mousey what's your favourite Yu-Gi-Oh archetype?
I use a plastic bag as a condom substitute while jerking off and I keep wondering can my mom hear the rustling through the wall at night
>>216130489shut up
>>216130471What's the point? I'm not after the physical sensation but something much deeper and more existential
urethane phenylhydrazine
You can buy a shag but you can't buy love. Well unless you are properly minted
MIA - Paper Planes.mp3
got the methanei'm a farter
>>216130446Don't do ket you're already mental
>>216130489fuck off you great big minging dickhead
analine, anilide
>>216130498Why are you having sex with a plastic bag and not fulfiling your patriotic duty in Ukraine?
bromoaniline for the fentanyl synthesis didnt even Google and open up the Wikipedia page (Wikipedia is not a source!)
>>216130498What the fuck is wrong with you Ivan? First thinking about killing your neighbours dog and now wanking into a plastic bag? You are mental.
Just had what I thought was decaf coffee but it turned out to be regular coffee, lol
>>216130522>>216130551offended andy
>>216130548I think you'd like machine or cyberse monsters a lot Mousey.
>>216130520might be the best song of all time
>>216130562>decafpoof
>>216130505so you get to fuck at least once before you die
might treat myself to a prossie this weekend
what should i wank tosuggestions needed
Went into the office bathroom today, turned off the lights, then paced frantically while squealing like a pig. Only thing I heard, voice trembling: "Hello...who's there?" Got 'em! Haha
>>216130575no lies detected
>>216130606horse dicks
aniline is some sort of ring with an NH2 (-yl) amine attached
>>216129933bare faxx>>216130032depends on the gyal inni>ywn meet a drunk cosplaying baddiedem that tries to stuff 20 dollars down your top while mumbling a joke
>>216130606The British royal family. I have a framed photo of them on my office desk. Great conversation starter when I'm picking up chicks from HR
*sobers you up*https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760841175435389.mp4
>>216130678What's your favourite anime mousey?
>>216130686fit tranny gn
>>216130660>>216130694not happening i'm afraid
>>216129865*weeee in gigi murin*
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzyl_cyanidegngngn ._. zzz *hangs up lab coat* long day of chemistry lookingatwikipedia done...
>>216130733goodnight mouselord
>>216130733Night night mousey, sleep tight and hope you have wonderful dreams!!
>>216130729she would get it bigly she has a nice back arch to her bum and also nice tummy >>216130746goodnight
just incredibly horny
>>216130733gngn
>>216130753far too hornyget to bed before you need to wank
>>216130757gn sexy horse think I think about horses when its horny seasons...
>>216130729norer....
gwarn maruzensky
>>216130755
https://youtu.be/kuNixp-wvWM?si=CoS_jWBItKtG96hYANIMEWEBSITE
Strolled into Louis V after a 2-hour brunch with the boys -- 10 dozen oysters and 40 aperol spritzes later, we're buying clutches for the girls back at home. You should see my girl, calling me 24/7 the whole time. The salesperson couldn't believe it
Heading to bed myself now team. Goodnight team
Can't even believe what the Aztecs got up to in their final months
>>216130802https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBj_ifDI1fY
>>216130831Night, darling xx
>>216130855corr?
mumberg has a catberg named merlin but i like to call him merly-moo
>>216130831s'av a quick goz at your willy
Thinking deeply about what matters most
Utterly dire seeing sacked tranny begging for a reply for mouselord
>>216130870i'd call him merlo or possibly big merlo
>>216130898what about big merl? or merly merly munchkin?
>>216130778is corrrrr cute x
>Virginia Giuffre, who accused Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein of sexual abuse, has died by suicide aged 41, her family has said.
>>216130916At least the horse was intelligent enough to look at the camera for the photo
>>216130916corra phwhoarn
newest james bond is humiliation porn fucking coons everywhere. disgusting
Caerphilly, Senedd constituency by-election result:PC: 47.4% (+19.0)REF: 36.0% (+34.2)LAB: 11.0% (-34.9)CON: 2.0% (-15.3)GRN: 1.5% (+1.5)LDEM: 1.5% (-1.2)GWL: 0.3% (+0.3)UKIP: 0.2% (+0.2)Plaid Cymru GAIN from Labour.
Having a 24-oz butter basted rib eye and a full bottle of Bordeaux to myself for dinner, lads. Forgot how lonely I am for a moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfQb5-NEyr8
>>216131002Caterpillar Sneed
Insane that Tories voted Plaid to keep Reform outThey prefer open border nationalists to someone who would be more align with their views except they're a little bit mean to foreigners
>>216131015Not listening to this on account of the faces
old bluds linked up
hope the Greens win and institute mandatory civic nationalism. would still be less than what rorke deserves for being so petulant
>>216131015why are there so many britishisms in the lyrics to that song?
>>216131050stop replying to gingerpaedo
Can't even imagine visiting the comets or the nebula in my lifetime. What magical things those are
>>216130898"big" merlo would have to be ironic because he's quite small
I want to consume her bodily fluids/waste.
they're active
>>216130898>big merlyes i'd call him this too>>216131067all cats are smalli am bigger than every cat
>>216131103yeah but he's small even by cat standards, especially adult male cat standards
The Princess of Poo and Farts
I've taken 200 IQ tests over the years and all of them have said the same thing: "very, very smart"
Did anyone see that Boris Johnson interview where he starts going on about how if Reform were in power back in the day his muslim turkish grandfather might not have been able to get into the country, and the interviewer sheepishly mumbles "well some may argue that would have been a good thing" and Boris starts seething his nut off, you'd think he'd have heard that joke before but he gets assblasted like it's the first time.
>>216131146I think Boris won that won, if I'm quite honest
>>216131157umm
>>216131146I live happy knowing Boris, a man who wanted to emulate Churchill, is instead the reason the Conservative Party is dying and that the Boriswave will forever be his legacy.
Why is /brit/ so shit today?
>>216131157
>>216131127hope your knee is better
>>216131202it not
Wait the Caerphilly by-election was a Senedd election?Lmao, who the fuck cares, I thought it was a Westminster election with the way the media has been banging on about it
>>216131184you're here
>>216131217kissing it better for u xalso east riding said he hopes u die
think i'd hurt someone if they used the word "scran" in my presence
>>216131219A reply I was expected and confirms my point -- yikes!
>>216131255not very nice
>>216131255I was genuinely hoping for more comments like this. There should be an /aus/ board for banter
>>216131255lucky nobody's ever in your presence then
>>216131225still cant walk
>>216131255you wouldn't do shit you spastic cunt the norf lads would stove your head in
>>216131277what even happened to it
>theenk oi'd heht sahmwahn if they youzed the wehd "scran" in mai prehzents
another dogshit unfunny yank post is it
>>216131318KEK funny post
>>216131289tore acl or mcl
America doesn't have a drinking culture because of pic related. How can you got the pub and get buggered with the lads if you have to drive yourself back?
>>216131318well that's me done, and by a yank no lessoff to commit seppuku
>>216131363sign of aging, that
she's a curious young nymph, with long blonde hair and bubblegum braces
goyim are completely powerless
got this pack if ibuprofen where you have to press really hard to get the pills out if the blister seal thing and this resulted in a bit of folded plastic getting under the nail in my thumb when i pressed down hard and it hurt like fuck and still does
impotent white goyimthe die had already been cast by their masters
I learn chess for she
>>216131423totally fucked isn't it
>>216131439Much more attractive than her sister
don't like chicken or fish or lamb but love beef and pork
.
>>216131461Goat is really good
insomniaberg's done me once again, the absolute fucking cunt
Advert taken out by Leicester City Council in Ugandan Press, 1972
>>216131459very true
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761271030077620.mp4
TakeYourFuckingMedsHeatherpaedo
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761271315470865.mp4
>>216131550do you find these videos amusing?
I wonder how Vladimir Putin sleeps. Does he put on pyjamas and a hat and then when he's asleep does he say "oorrhhkk, shoooooo"? ^^
Look at the state of this boardI am a chess lord
fsskoksfjifjkfljispkowpiwruoizfbbvkl
>>216131471>>216131487>>216131498>>216131576
If I lived in the UK I’d live in Cirencester
Which European country would be the best alternative to the United Kingdom for me?> I hate the United Kingdom> I hate Russia> A country without a monarchy> A country without kings, queens, or any monarchical status> A country that uses the euro as its sole currencyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Euro> A country that is a faithful lapdog of the European Unionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Union> A country without overseas territories>I hate the Commonwealth of Nations
>>216131439timmy's crush
>>216131609What opening did this even start as?
>>216131633I would choose Cuckfield, Sussex or Nuthall, Nottinghamshire.
>>216131641germany
>>216131658Attempted a scholars mate and naturally it didn’t work so I just played defensively
atb
Imagine being awake at 3am spamming racebait and "redpills" (that everyone has seen_
>>216131664Reasons why, Germany is the European country that is my best alternative to the traitorous United Kingdom?
ok lol
>>216131692Well it fits the bill for the things you desired in a country
>>216131710Proofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8cJ4ohp6m4
Message for my CIA handlers: need a movie to watch tonight. I'm thinking Korean again but maybe I'll go sappy.
Don't look up what Stone Temple Pilots' name in 1992 was
putting you on notice /brit/
>>216131735cba just look into it yourself, i think you'd like it
>>216131771Parasite
>>216131781I'll snap your neck you dizzy prick
>>216130870my parents cat called arthur i call fuffa or chuffs
qwryrwur09tu46y4itwyt09u4y40yjirmpw 4y #44 4y4 y454545 424 12wtfr q
We at /brit/ say RIP to Rupert Murdoch
>>216131225???
>>216131852he's not dead
might go aff tae bed and play some rune factory 4 on my nintendo switch
Cruisin in me beamerLast night's warmed up keemaAll me slags are gora (young)Salah top goal scorert. Taz 99 ft DJ Waj
>>216131867You did say this and I'm grassing because it wasn't nice
Would you nonce a kid for a billion pound?
>>216131870News just brokehttps://x.com/SkyNews/status/1980725952247107604
>>216131910RIGHT WELL THAT'S NOT SKY NEWS IS IT
Realistically if I shag a prostitute there is a significantly higher chance I get herpes, HPV or Aids over shagging a normal woman right?
>>216131862I prefer the other version
>>216131929Brothers Ara and Vino Rajenthiram used freebies and flattery to work their way into the hearts of their (white) schoolgirl victims.Winning their affection with sweets, crisps and the no-questions asked sale of cigarettes they flirted and fondled with their targets - some as young as 14 - to test their reactions.Mobile numbers would then be exchanged leading to trips in flashy cars and alcohol-fuelled parties designed to encourage them to commit sex acts.While working at the Best Price store on the corner of Grange Road West and Cole Street, Birkenhead, both brothers would take an interest in passing schoolgirls.Some of their victims were first met while they worked at another store in the town. At both locations the same tactics were used.Contact would begin with seemingly innocent approaches before the men’s sinister motives would eventually surface.Free sweets and crisps would be offered - with the girls told to pretend they were paying so the brothers’ parents would not get suspicious if they looked back on CCTV.Cigarettes would be sold with no questions asked over ID and boundaries crossed as flirting was often followed by the touching of breasts and slapping of bums in the shops.But in other cases phone numbers would be swapped and messages - sometimes explicit - later shared on SnapChat, WhatsApp and Facebook.
>>216131941None of them shag without condoms so you'll be fine
>>216131941they all get tested regularly don't they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcQxWH58EzA
30 day banridiculousfor nothing
Like driving in real LA LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>216131950>>216131954Aye but it's a numbers game and they shag significantly more than the average woman, plus I reckon loads of guys with herpes or aids etc would go to shag a escort as they wouldn't want to transfer it to normal birds
Is this true?
>>216131992most of them use condoms and take prep and shit so not much chance
for nothing... anything
>>216132000the one thing they have in common are their fucked up teeth
>>216132007Ok so that's better for aids but surely there is a much higher risk of getting herpes or hsv from a prostitute?
>>216132031probably yes1/3 people have herpes lol
How many immigrants from Nigeria, Sudan and India has Israel let in this year?
Did a really big smelly fard and the wife is angry that the room spray isn’t even covering it
>>216132045Farts mean you need a shit. Take a shit.
wish I was henchman #3 for a megalomaniac dictator
earlier there was some discussion on the topic of pegging and I would like to add that I don't want for being pegged but I am okay being pegged with some stipulations
>>216132105right well glad we've got that covered
forgot what i was gonna say
remember that lad with the physics phd who killed himself after he couldn't find a job?
Toby >.<
>>216132105neck yourself faggot
>>216132143Are you talking about Mihai
>Humiliate the retard telling me buy BYND>Buy in on the first pullbackSelling bright and early before this pos dumps
>>216132160noisn't mihai's degree in computer science or something?
what's the mentality behind posting a million based redpills on /brit/ in the middle of the nightand still continuing to do it when no one responds
sipping on looseleaf chamomile tea while eating various raw nuts. afterwards i plan to swish my mouth with water then chew some extra spearmint gum. later on: two boiled eggs and a banana for afternoon tea.
mousechad won
>>216132092why is she in the simpson universehow did she get there
done a massive poo
>>216132169It’s been a while, but if I recall correctly, he wrote his PhD thesis in computer science, but his main thing might have been mathematics? Not sure
>>216132221I don't... Know.....
>>216132143there was a lad in the news recently who killed himself because he failed his uni course but it turned out it was a computer error and he got a 2:1
the racist community is very inclusive, they don't care what race you are as long as you're racist
>>216132252>>216132271These are not allowed.
>>216132271how do you know this
>>216132287Watched the Death Battle video of her and Deadpool innit
>the simpsons gif is still there but a youtube link was deleted
where are you...it's lonely in here...
>>216132386;_;everyone sleeping
is getting a BBC subscription worth it?
>>216132386ive got my arse out lad
>>216132399Why would you ever give money to the BBC
>>216132399ask your mum
>>216132403hitchen's razor, an assertion with proof can be dismissed without proof
>>216132403:P
shamone
HIHI, OW *grabs my crotch and moonwalks*
A REDNECK FUCKER FROM JACKSONVILLE
Do Americans REALLY?
>>216132512do you think i could make money by doing thisi'm more than happy to do a brit minstrel show for americans
>>216132519You nah m8 you're clapped innitA better looking version of youse might do...
>>216132519there are loads of yank reacts to x on jewtubepeople like seeing their own cultures reflected back at them
>>216132537>>216132537
>>216132538An American weeb and a North Korean defector westaboo compare Korean BBQ to Authentic Mexican burritos (gone SEXUAL)
>>216132569kek
>>216132572European women (unspecified) react to the penises of every american postal code
>>216132590lol he's a roll
>>216132606Mongolian women raised in a barn compete with Chinese women raised in an attic to see who can name the most rural English boroughs
>>216132636lmao creasing
>>216132677hang on there lad I've only just transferred to the new thread
