>>>216132706Have sex and love yourself edition
normie edition
business idea: flaming hot cheetos and a cold pint at the bar
Extremely swarthy Turkish looking skin
>>216134391Us Tawny folk are the new White people.
beat women up. NOW. you see that white liberal woman? HIT HER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQjM7gV6mI
Maybe my brain had been poisoned by movies and music and other media, but New York City is really cool to me and it’s one of my dreams to take a nice long trip to visit there one day. Despite the bad stuff that you also hear about the place, it’s still New York.
>>216134421NYC is just another metropolis, its best part is the park and staten island
>>216134421the place smells like cigarettes everywhere somehow and the roads are dirty as in there a puddles of actual grey sewage on some corners.
>>216134420One of the best parts on one of the best albums,
>>216134421Toronto is the nicer city, but NYC is one of a kind.
>>216134431Golden slumbers isnt on the White album, THOUGHEVER
>>216134421I spent a day there and i thought it was pretty cool
>>216134429The only other true metropolis cities I’ve seen are LA and Toronto. It’s such a different vibe than rural/suburban Alberta. >>216134430Dude hell yeah>>216134435Toronto was very cool when I was there. I wish I could be there for the World Series!
feminist women are completely dysgenic looking lmao
you guys are really boring tonight say something interesting or im logging off and going to sleep
>>216134443There are like 5 different Beatles albums you could call the best and I wouldn’t really argue. White Album is such a trip.
>>216134475you elected a kiked out pedophile
>>216134466Dykegenic
>willingly visiting LA
>>216134500West Hollywood and Pasadena were cool spots and the weather was lovely.
I'm in keksville muthafukaz!
>>216134489That was spinster and you just gave her the ick, good going redditjeet
trialing out a new cum sock after retiring old reliable. it wasn’t up to standards
all my anxieties vanished the second i bought an enormous stash of alcohol. i've barely had any yet. just knowing it's there. this is how you know you need help. being this relieved at only knowing you have alcohol safely secured, like gold bars.
>>216134554Disgusting sicko
>>216134572what’s so sick about nutting into a sock. at least it’s not an animal or something
If you love women and you know it - jerk your cock!If you love women and you know it and you really want to show it, if you love women and you know it - jerk your cock!
>>216134583Ugh. Just be quiet already
A hot hamburger sandwich is a Canadian comfort food featuring a beef patty served open-faced on a slice of bread, covered in a rich brown gravy. It is a classic diner staple, often served with a side of french fries or mashed potatoes and vegetables.
>>216134547hi goshpedo
>>216134558The worst thing about alcohol is that it works. If it only half-worked, it would be no problem. I hope you can find some sober stability. The alkie life gets dark.
>>216134601Lowkey gross looking MIGHT slap thoughever nc fr
Nobody wants to hire me
>>216134601I have never seen such a thing as this
>>216134601That looks good as fuck Protein, carbs and veggies
Do pedos buy children's socks to cum in?
just downed a hefty glass of milk
>>216134598i will never be silenced
I’m so stinky winky. I need a splishy splashy bathy wathy.
>>216134635ask your dad why he has so many small socks
Will Stancil is getting raped by a computer and you're laughing??
>never have enough time for vidya before I go to work>never have enough time for vidya when I get off work>dont want to waste my only days off at home inside playing vidyaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>216134604Yeah it's so good. Too bad it's terrible for youProbably the happiest feelings I've ever had in my life are after having a few shots of brandy. Everything seems to cohere together life has a spark everything is warmwhy can't scientists invent something that has alcohols effects without slowly killing your body
>>216134493Homogenic
>>216134617Same I've been unemployed for over a monthI applied to this night shift pharmacy tech position which said you only needed a high school degree and just got the rejection email I'm getting rejection emails even from retail stores now. It's weird
>>216134618If you're in Toronto the Golden Diner has them. On Carlton St. near Jarvis. Similar to US salisbury steak. Very good for cold weather. This is the stuff only true Canadians know about
>>216134683play an hour or two before bed
>>216134684I think my best feeling is on edibles while also sipping beers and whisky. Life has a way punishing us for numbing or escaping reality. Pretty fucked up and gay.
>>216134681Weird. Do you want to try that again?
>>216134682It do be like that Mr. Stancil
>>216134604i've made a doctor's appointment. i'm going to tell him i'm been abusing alcohol to manage anxiety, and that i need some sort of reference. i'll surrender to whatever his advice will be. if it's some pretty lady asking me about my childhood and prescribing a wonderdrug, great. if it's AA meetings i have to do every single day of the week, then i accept that too. this is starting to kill me.
>>216134721thats not enough TIME
>>216134731have you asked your dad why he is a child molester?
>>216134693What the fuck was her problem?
>>216134738Don't ever go to doc-kikes. They're a scam. Just switch to abusing something else like coffee, works for me
>>216134738I admire that. It’s not easy to make that leap. Hopefully you get a pretty lady lol.
>>216134745You are really, really bad at this
Toronto is the nicer city, I encourage all of my American brethren to take advantage of your strong dollar and make the trip North to Toronto
>>216134769but I dont wanna go to toronto, I wanna go to Vancouver and saskatchewanmaybe thunder bay
>>216134786>I wanna go to saskatchewanNow that’s a new one!
Starting to worry I'm gonna get fired soon because I'm generally lazy at my job and also fucked up recently
>>216134769t. Ranjeet Sanpoor, director of toronto tourism
>>216134801my dog ran way
Well, I'm up in T.O. keepin' jive alive
say "sleep tight sweet crow"
Why you guys post pictures of weird people?
>>216134825Do NOT look up this artist
>>216134808No. I am White, and I like to encourage White tourism from the United States and Europe.
my cock hard af and idk why
>>216134813Haha, Corner Gas? I’ve never been to the town where they filmed that show but I’ve been to some towns that look just like it. It’s every bit as flat as the song suggests. Especially around Regina.
>>216134845Holy fuck I had been posting that image this entire time and had no idea. Never again
>>216134844why did you sell your water rights to a bottled water company?
>>216134826I am up in the East End, leslieville to be precise. Wbu?
>>216134842sleep tight sweet crow
>>216134851If I go to Toronto and ask the locals how they feel about the rising influx of Indians what kind of answers do you think I'd get? Are Canadians used to direct American frontal assaults like that?
>>216134865(pronounced ruhjina)
>>216134758i have to. i've promised myself that i won't let my household fall apart. i need some sort of medical expertise to guide me in the right direction.>>216134760and she'll be as equally admiring and then we'll fall in love, with such a great story to tell and... yeah, i'm ready for the circle of folding chairs. can't they at least situate a table? so alcoholics can feel like Arthur's knights, all sat around, planning our next move? Christ, i'm gonna be the most annoying person there. you can already see how i try to joke about this to ease the nervousness i'm feeling. the appointment's on monday. it's just a regular-name sounding doctor, but i feel like i'm headed for the guillotine.
>>216134880I live in Calgary. I just wanted to post a Neil Young Lyric lol. Toronto is cool though I like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Zf4D1tHdw
>>216134842Sleep tight sweet crow
>>216134910>Christ, i'm gonna be the most annoying person there.I’d bet money that’s not true. But regardless, I think it’s natural to be very anxious about it. Probably everybody feels that way their first time. It’s at least worth a shot.
>>216134398Are you German? Swedish?
>>216134842CAW CAW CAW
>>216134601>open faced sandwichThis pisses me off!
>>216134920i always liked that one song he had about birds
>>216134887>influx of Indians what kind of answers do you think I'd getRemigration is regular talk among normies now. Ironically, the most prolific proponents are second generation browns who have mostly adopted Canadian culture. Once Canada can re-establish itself as a Christian country, and these non white folk convert, Canada will be back. We do need to remigrate a few million, but Christian browns are okay for now IMHO.
>>216134421NY is nice if you like an inescapable aroma of garbage everywhere and a very low percentage of WypipoThe older buildings from before the city went to shit are cool tho
>>216134997Like the northern blacks when the southern blacks started pouring in
>>216134981they need to make discount bags at groceries that are nothing but the very edges of sliced loaves rounded up to top egg sandwiches. twenty butts of bread in a long bag.
>>216135009Imma fixing to see the cloisters next time i ride into town
>>216134982try this birdsong
>>216134911Oh, the prairie lights are burnin' brightThe Chinook wind is a-movin' inTomorrow night I'll be Alberta boundThough I've done the best I couldMy old luck ain't been so goodAnd tomorrow night I'll be Alberta bound
I'm not happy
>>216135044forgot link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw
>>216135052good
where the fuck did I put my phone
>>216135096Post your number and i'll call it
*cums in my mouth then spits it at you*fuckin fagget
>>216135108*catches it in my asshole and sharts it in your face*Right back at you
when I was younger I used to put my legs over my head and jerk off onto my face to see how it felt. warmer than you expect but instant regret. I've done it about 8 times
>>216135045Any Gordon Lightfoot posting anon has my heart <3
>>216135141I’ve blasted on my face a few times but only twice on purpose. Probably won’t do it again. Instant regret, as you said.
rumble of the edmund fartsgerald
>>216135141>legs over your headLol I can do it just laying down on my back, the cum shoots far enough to hit my face
>>216135172I don't have watery cum that sprays out with force. I shoot thick creamy loads. Doesn't matter how much water I drink
>>216135132*catches it in my urethra and then nuts it back out*
Thread is getting super gay super fast
>>216135141the farthest shot was over my head and hit the back wall my cock is like a cum cannon
Yoy just know thats a chink cunt
watched nothing but hell's kitchen for the last week and a half
feeling like a cum beast tonight
>>216135220He cute
> about to spend approx 19 hours travelling
>>216135153Between Gord Lightfoot, Stan Rogers, Stomping Tom, and the Hip, Canada actually has some pretty amazing folk music we ought to be celebrating as a nation.
This is my dad
>>216135190*sucks it up my dickhole and absorbs it into my balls*That's enough. Someone has to break the cycle of violence
>>216135263where you going
>>216135013We all need to make acceptions. Older northern Black's area decent part of American culture, so long as they adhered to it.
There used to be an infographic people passed around where Bloo the cartoon ghost taught you what to eat for good thick creamy loads
>tragically hipSkinny Puppy is better
gf just sent this
>>216135141I've cum on my face before, I also peed in a cup and drank it while I was cumming, put things in my ass, given myself an enema with milk, strangled myself with a rope while cumming, tied up my balls and pulled them while jerking off, used a vibrator in a chastity cage, put a really tight ring on my cock while masturbating, almost tried sounding, put a buttplug in my ass, jerked off with nipple clamps on, and spanked myself. I have not however, ever had sex
>>216135309I remember a passage in Black Rednecks and White Liberals where they quoted northern whites saying how the southern whites were worse than northern blacks
>>216135343you wish
>>216135343when do you meet her in person and how much money have you sent her
>>216135332Rush, Bare Baked Ladies, Blue Rodeo etc. Are all great, but the gift the Hip provided was the Canadiana aspect of their music. We don't have much of that, and several of their tunes were old Canadian folklore. Not quite Canadian folk music, like Stan or Gord, but enough to capture the imagination.
>>216135390the problem is they are gay and the music is too soft
>>216135390The Hip ended up meaning a lot to people. I was lucky enough to see them on that final tour. It felt like one of those significant cultural events that only comes around a few times in a lifetime.
Still funny
rush would be 10/10 if geddy lee didnt sound like an old woman
>>216135347You’re dedicated to the gooncause and I highly respect that.I don’t agree with all practices but that’s your own choice.
rip neil peart
>>216135401Stan Rogers had intended to make an album for each cultural and geographic region of the country. He died in an airplane fire in Ohio at age 32, after the release of his album "From Fresh Water" which covered the Great Lakes region. Major tragedy to Canadian folk culture. https://youtu.be/2iMChiaADn0?si=esHQqhSoWG_3BwqqStan was the only one to put grit into our folk songs.
Post a white woman with a big nigga ass
>canadian ""culture"""
>>216135296>where you goingHome (Cali)
now here's a canadian banger https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqUa_G1h3pw
>>216135497I’ve been to that Tim Hortons
>>216135499Are you driving cross country?
>>216135512but have you been to corner gas
Miles Gilbert Horton
>>216135497You wouldn't get it.
>>216135492
>>216135347Most trad 4channer
>>216135527No and I think they tore down the set now. It was in Roleau, SK. South of Regina I think.
>>216135141>>216135347
>>216134910>i won't let my household fall apart.You have kids?
>>216135540breeding sow
Jason probably goes to bed early so he doesn't wake his mom
Queen's
>>216135526Flying from Barcelona to Philly then Philly to LA.
I've never shot out cum in my lifeIdk if it's a problem of me not producing enough cum, or if the muscle that shoots it out just doesn't work right idk
Since I discovered masturbating as a child I haven't gone more than a week without doing it.
dont know where things went wrongmight have been when you were young and strong
>>216135610That's why this song makes me cryhttps://youtu.be/rgFQ6WmxdMs?si=oO9bjH304DuRqwPw
>>216135621Nutless
>>216135641Have a romantic relationship with a woman.
>windows no longer knows what application to opena jpg withsimply incredible work youre doing, mirojeet
my lips make a perfect seal and negative pressure vacuum around anything I wrap them around, extracting any and all fluid that may be present
If I save up for a few days I can shoot up to my face from a seated position. But I choose to aim at not my face generally.
canadian twink ass
>>216135660This guy can't be trusted
Well, it’s real gay hours on /cum/
goodnight
>>216135653I think it might be related to the fact that I have phimosis
It can be fun to act gayUntil the REAL gays show up and make everyone uncomfortable
I have an oral fixation
My immediate reaction to this thread
>>216135715Which is not good!
>>216135709So maybe it just all disappears under your foreskin
>>216135715>>216135725How did your doctor know?
I’m not gay for realzies. But sometimes I do choose to admire images and videos of twinks while touching myself from outside my sweatpants. I think that’s still in the safe zone.
>>216135716Careful buck, you're gonna wake up with your ass full and your balls empty if you pass out in this thread..
I like my women how I like my wine, white and European
>>216135347I posted this and I'm not gay, for the record
>>216135748Why are you calling me a buck when I'm white?
>>216135711>>216135684>>216135644If you aren't gay, don't act out on those ideas. Be true to yourself and tell a woman you care for her and want her to be part of your life. It is way better than sucking cock.
>>216135744what do you like about them?
cummin
>>216135711Gay has a very broad definition that can be extended to various contexts, just like the word Nazi
People always talk about missing out on young love and fucking girls as a boy, but what I regret is not having sex with big assed milfs before I became their age.
>>216135770I like athletic male bodies. Lean, with a little bit of muscle. It’s aesthetically pleasing and sexy. Statuesque.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-sHqa-sMk
someone needs to upload the "Boss B" soundtrack from starfox 64 extended with all the relevant boss quotes interspersed throughout.
>>216135804very canadian of you
See you all in Toronto for the next /cum/ meet up.Good night y'all.
WHERESMYSZECHUAN SAUCE?!?!IM PICKLE RIIIIICKWUBALUBA DUB DUBIM PICKLE RIIIICK*hops off the counter and onto the floor, which I immediately cover my head with my t shirt, lay down and begin spasming violently*IM PICKLE ReeeeeIM PICKLE ReeeeeIM PICKLE Reee*gets up off the floor, thrusting my arms behind my back to naruto run out the door*
A Greek and an Italian are arguing about whose culture is superior.The Italian says, "We invented pizza, pasta, opera, and the Renaissance. Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci geniuses! What did you Greeks ever give the world?"The Greek replies, "Yes, but we invented sex.""No you didn't", said the Italian
>dating a bleached blonde>worse, even marrying one>couldn't be me>never will it be my cup of teathank you
>>216135856I saw that video lel
>>216135872That doesn't make sense because Italians and greeks are the same people
>>216135911Really?
We could try kissing a little bit. Just to see if we like it. Whaddaya say, /cum/bums?
>>216135923Americans consider anyone that isn't northern european not white
>>216135933How is that comment related
>>216135885What if her tits are massive
I wish I had more chicken wings
started to play dead space on impossible difficulty cause im bored its not so hard after playing dead space 2 on survivalist difficulty
>>216135969I was standing by the taxidermied animals of africa in the natural museum in NYC when i heard a woman ask someone what buffalos eat"Buffalo wings" i replied and she let out a fake chuckle to be polite
The frog is vibrating again. The rainbow frog on the bathroom wall. I feel like it’s sending me a message that I could finally decode if I could tape into the right frequency. The Jesus crucifix is on the opposite side of the wall in the hallway. What does it mean, bros?
>>216136058it wants you to put the rainbow colored vibrator decoder in your asshole
>>216136057her pussy was soaked
>>216135743I was suckin’ his cock!
I think the papacy is trying to pave the way to make lgbtq+ "marriage" not a sin.
>>216136130fuck the pope
What do you have for breakfastIve been making egg sandwiches every day before work. I make two eggs sunny side up and I put them in an english muffin with a piece of cheese, and I also butter a second english muffin with blueberries in it. The sandwich becomes a total mess but I really like when the yoke is runny and liquid still, and if a lot leaks out I just dip the sandwich in it before taking a bite. Its very good
/cum/ is so comfy. the world is a cruel place and my life is over but i love getting under the covers at 1am and being in this thread
How do u manage when the ol bang piece buts on a bunch of weight?
>>216136130All these liberal priests will be dead before they can pull it off.
>>216136174I am become plapjak
>>216136166and don't the regular-functional tell you otherwise!
canadian twinks with bubble butts
When do we think China will take some of Russia's land? I'm thinking by 2035.
>>216135872Is the implication that the greeks are gay? If so, based greeks
how to make /pol/ shit its pants screaminghttps://youtu.be/suTVjX91tcs?si=twYBcmI3EZGrt_KS
hiv+ canadian bears with bubble butts and toxic loads
>>216136174I am become gay, lover of men
Whenever I catch that first whiff of a canadian accent on a hot egirl my dick goes limp instantly
Just nutted. Goodnight.
>>216136254Skating and playing hockey yields a nice butt. It’s our culture!
my eyeballs hurt
https://youtu.be/jI2GVcjXXI8?si=A7EtoS7r6LElkh1hcringe....
>>216136307damn they owned those city slickers!
I didn’t think I had a Canadian accent until some Americans I met pointed it out. Now it’s easier to notice on other people. My mom’s accent is strong lol.
no one cares about my dead space posts so i guess i will just fuck off!!!!
>>216136291do canadian high schools have hockey teams?
>>216136328Sorry we're a darktide / kotor thread
>>216136328i like dead space! where, when?
>>216136328I enjoyed the first two games. I even found the Pang or Ping or whatever items in both games
>>216136265The original punchline was The Italian scoffs, "True, but we introduced it to women."But the Greek didn't actually invent sex so i ruined it
>>216136318I didn't think I had a wisconsin accent until a friend in my new state was confused about my Dad's 'accent,' which made me gradually realize I also have an accent like him just milder.
>>216136362see >>216136035
>>216136318I deliberately put mine on when I am in Britain or the US. My grandparents were Newfoundlanders, so it comes naturally to me.
>>216136343>darktideBased
>>216136366you have to complete the hardest difficulties to get those items impressive
>>216136331In some places they do if they are hockey academies or whatever. I think there is a lot of high school hockey in Quebec also for some reason. But most places it’s just local teams separate from school. I played on local teams but my high school had a hockey program which was like a hockey version of gym class, where we would practice and play at a local rink. We played a few exhibition games against other schools but the main competitive hockey I played was the local teams with kids from several different schools. TL;DR: kind of
>>216136262They don't do it like that they will take water rights and you won't realize unless you watch like a hawk
>>216136370Wisconsin is a good one. I feel like those ones and Minnesota accents aren’t really that different from some Canadians. >>216136386The Newfie accent is a real thing of beauty b’y
>>216136386isn't a newfie accent like completely different from a mainland canadian accent?
>>216136424any hot locker room stories?
>>216136495Hmm I’m not gay so not really. But lots of fit and athletic naked guys, if that’s what you’re after. It was a frequent prank to pee on somebody else’s leg in the shower when they weren’t looking. Lots of dumb shit like that.
>>216136377dead space 2 had too many instant kills for a game with a no death mode. i did it, and the scariest moment was changing the discs. i went back in, heard isaac go, "bang! bang!" with the foam finger, and never played again.
i sucked a random guy off at a park now im afraid of getting my self tested
Yah, I'm thinking it's time for bed.
>>216136564how he was black at least
>>216136576Follow your dreams
>>216136598*hopesorry I got excited
>>216136564was he black? anyways you can't get HIV from sucking
>>216136598>>216136623he was indian
>>216136476This is a sample audio that wikipedia uses for the Milwaukee accent article, she sounds so cutehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:NPLighthouse.ogg
>>216136679And you can definitely hear a few parallels with the canadian accent
>>216136679I don't like it, I don't think she sounds cute
Why did tim walz look scared during the debate
I hear stronger Canadian accents outside the cities than inside cities, which is probably the case for accents everywhere. >>216136679>>216136700Very cute. And yeah they’re sort of similar.
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My ahift partner just dead ass spent 2 hours sitting in the break room while I was working, then when I finished up and wantes to remove my locks he said "well hold on I'll need help with some stuff". Brother...
https://youtu.be/YbustJXEKoU?si=U_iaFPvdCKYb6TJ-
Let's say you have a really obedient well-trained dog who can do all kinds of tricks and stuff. Then one day you get down on all fours and let it fuck you in the ass (or pussy). Do you think the dog will still obey you or will that affect its mental hierarchy?
This colombian food is introducing invasive species of bacteria into my delicate gut micro-biome
>>216137102lets ask the myth busters
>>216136859This is so cute
guess i aint sleeping tonight
>>216137344Here in /cum/ we suffer badassedly
Goys are so silly
>>216137373The plural of of goy is goyim
>>216137385Don't speak unless spoken to, goy.
Good goy
>>216137250These toilets can barely flush toilet paper
>>216137502As a colombian you're supposed to put the tp in a trash can next to the toilet. at least in Valle del Cauca.
have to shave my body its starting to get furry again
>>216137539I'm flushing what i can and rinsing the rest in the shower
>>216137584OwO
>>216135278Someone has to be the bigger man…
Slept from 9pm to 5am and I'm still tired
>>216137874i love waking up at 4am or 5am
I HATE WAKING UP AT UNGODLY HOURS
I’m brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr fuckin chinese Fuckin luxury, fuckin vibrating, absolute chinese and gay. Anyway enough about that. Let’s all go on tour. Like a touring band like a rock band. We’ll play arenas! The /cum/ band tour starting “/cum/” live on stage! We’ll play all the hits. We’ll get pussy from hot babes. Let’s all go on tour and do drugs. Thanks. Let me know down in the comments if you get fucked sexual luxury chinese. Like, comment, and substride.
I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine
heheheh it do be like that mr stancil
time for a walk to the 'venience store
>>216137102Whomst've are you asking for?
>>216138793They probably should. That game has remained very popular. Makes sense from a business perspective.
>>216136477yes. very roughly speaking, Newfoundland almost sounds partway between a standard Canadian accent and an Irish accent
>>216138838Yeah, the modern fallout audience will eat it up even though it'll be worse in every way
>>216137539>As a colombian you're supposed to put the tp in a trash can next to the toilet. at least in Valle del Cauca.> tp in a can> Valle de Caca
How about Fartout: Poo Vegas
>>216139100LOL
There's a cold bed in my room tonightYou make it colderColder than the moonlight ever thought it could beNot half as cold as meSitting on the front porchTrying to find a melody that will make you love me
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>>216140001that would not make me very confident in my $100,000 purchase
when I feel down in the dumps I think of stuff like that submersible that imploded and steve jobs, and then I bask in the knowledge that rich people can't buy their way out of all kinds of suffering
>>216136679the northpoint lighthoase, lucated in mawaukee wiscahnsin…
she don't want mecrying emojicrying emoji
>>216140491She wants a gentleman
You’re way too beautifuuuuuul girl
feeling quite vitriolic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oohFGOmcxuo
>tranny gender transformation thread has been up for 2.5 days>getting bumped by botsYeah the jannies/mods are never beating the tranny allegations
>>216141532*transforms you into a beautiful woman*
>>216141711Hello tranny janny, if you can cut down on the vpnjeets you can keep the troon thread, deal?
>>216141670>>216141670>>216141670
>>216140363I dont think they suffered on that submarine, they died in like 0.002 seconds
>>216134734Three submissive bootlicking faggots
