british comedy eidishion
310 is bump limit, not 300. Just fyi (iF You're Interested)
hello lads
british comedy subedish
Why doesn’t Diego post anymore?
>>216137965Due to woke
>>216137914hello lad! hope you’re good
lucy letby, just free her
could poo if i felt like it
can anyone answer, intrigued by this poster >>216137928
>>216138004search for Lee Goldson/Barneyfag
>>216138071?
>>216138004https://wiki.bibanon.org/Barneyfag_(Lee_Goldson)
my smelly armpits are sooo sweaty haha
>>216138092why would he post here of all places
>>216138071thanks
>>216138115hes everywhere
my smelly arsehole sooo pooey haha
my twink feet fucking stink
Hi lads. I'm "ChatLad" and I'm here just for a chat. Up the Cherries!
>>216138092my Belgium LARP poster study will put this to shame when it’s finished
>>216138181give us a preview
chatmong loves his chat
>>216138165Alri Emma
have one of them chain pull to flush toilets, did a poo but the bastard wouldnt flush. didn't want anyone to see it so i put it in a plastic bag, was running late for toil so i put it in my bag but I couldn't find a public bin and had to bring it on the bus with me but once I got off the bus i saw a bin and put it in there. Was nice to take my poo for a little adventure
>>216138165>>216138113>>216138176
Can feel a mighty poo brewing, it's densifying, coalescing even
your boys took one helllllll of a beatinggggg
>>216138236
>>216138236Should have kept it and put it in a little jar to make it your little poo friend.
>>216138200cant just get, have his location tho
>>216138113dogbaiting the gays here >>216138176dogbaiting
business idea: the /brit/ diet - whenever I feel hungry I just read a few /brit/ posts and lose my appetite
New Music Friday UK not looking particularly appealing.
>>216138284[x]
>>216138230Sir Landlord Gran
done fuck all at toil, still going to kick off later
Have to use Windows 11 for work and it never ceases to amaze me how shit it is
TGI Fridays range of frozen food. Planning a fucking big binge next week.
>>216138288Would not recommend. I did something similar when I felt horny I would go look at rekt threads. Now I can't beat it without looking at gore
Would love to sniff Emma Watson’s farts.
>>216138347Happy for you x
>>216138336why? it's fine
>>216138359Thanks
>>216138353We know. You've been telling us for over a decade.
Mad how they're bring back the Inbetweeners and Malcolm in the middle
>>216138307he/you (can’t tell from a single word post) talks too loosely on here, promise I have it
>>216138365it's one of those mongs that judge operating systems by the desktop environment>nooo i don't like the layout of the toolbar!
>>216138384No he doesn't
>>216138347>>216138378Corr*licks lips**drools like Homer Simpson*
Was a good time seeing you boys at the /brit/ meet-up this morning. Next week in Hyde Park at the same time, yeah?
smelly twink feet
>>216138287what
>>216138414all nicely adjusted grown men. then look at people like womfynonce
>>216138414would not fit in with this crowd
>>216138365It really isn'tEven though my computer has an SSD it takes ages to start, programs take ages to start, sometimes applications just won't start for a full 5 minutes after double clicking, these are Microsoft's own apps as well like Excel.It's just generally very janky, you can tell it's made by pajeets
>>216138092imagine what kind of person wrote this fucking article wow
>>216138450i have no clue what that crowd is, can't put my finger on it
Poo Woggins. His name is Poo Woggins.
>>216138414not a looker in the bunch(front row far left might be ok but have to see him in motion to find out)
>>216138493love paying for them :)
>>216138513why
you’re inside the m25
I'll never understand why vigilantism is wrong. Let's hope someone kills Mohammed Umar Khan's parents or tracks him down, kidnaps him and tortures him to death
>>216138488gay men's choir
>>216138426mogs all of them
>>216138523he's found me
>>216138520:(
>>216137916I did not find him that funny in Taskmaster.Most of the women weren't funny either but some of the other DEIs were funny I just didn't think he was in particular.I also feel Greg and his gimp became a bit less funny as the seasons wore on through Flanderization.I think the unfunniest one they got was that dreadful woman from my cunt who had to do the "AWKWARD UM I'M A FEMINIST BITCH" routine every five minutes. That season wasn't so good in general.
>>216138523I am actually yeah
>>216138347>>216138378>>216138406these are not good foodsdon't do itspend your money on something nicer
>>216138523I'm on the M25
just get a mac insteadwindows is shite and linux are for virgins, simple as
I’m inside the m25 who needs dealing with Woolwich man
>>216138564not a big gay boy, so I'll stick with linux
I need zha jiang mian and wontons in chili oil
>Plaid Cymru by-election winner vows to 'work like a Trojan' after historic ousting of Labour in CaerphillyOdd turn of phrase
>>216138528um
>>216138588He means that he's an international communist in nationalist clothing
>>216138579poowich arse analpoostead poomeadAbbey poopoobrokepootham
>>216138609;) from the area aren’t you lad
>>216138004>>216137928He's a hero. I wish I knew how he always sees the tiny things in images, he must have some script but he's too schizo or already handed it off to some bot farm, he never responds when I ask for his tool to check through and remove any brony compromised memes I've saved without knowing
>Northern soul is a music and dance movement that emerged in Northern England and the Midlands in the early 1970s. It developed from the British mod scene, based on a particular style of Black American soul music with a heavy beat and fast tempo (100 bpm and above)
playing oblivion remastered after this morning's lecture
instagram reel algorithm is in turbororke modecan't see the status quo lasting more than 10 years at this rate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sefer_RefuotYou shall not seek help in any idolatrous [worship] so as to heal through [a recourse to idols], and you shall not heal with anything [pertaining] to their worship,But on the contrary detest and abhor and hate all those who worship them, put their trust in them, and give assurance [referring] to them,For they are all naught, useless, for they are nothing, demons, spirits of the dead; they cannot help their own corpses, how then could they help those who live?Now [then] put your trust in the Lord, your God, [who is] a true God, a living God,For [it is] He who kills and makes alive, who wounds and heals,bit of a Jewish rant-tangent on gods in their oath
the drip
is he coping
second poo of the day brewing
>>216138642i have heard over the past year that instagram is becoming rather rorkey, don't use it myself so I wouldn't know
>>216138642zuck wanted to be like musk
Faisal islam
50. You shall not use blood in any work of medicine, based. this is in the OCHM
Feel a wee bit chilly
Northern soul girl dancing 2
if I drew a curve shaped (hehe) catchment area from purley to erith, it would fall in there wouldn’t it
3 THE MANDEM
>Northern Powerhouse Rail plans delayed again>Plans to extend high-speed rail across the north of England have been delayed further and will not now be announced by the prime minister at the Labour Party conference next week.grim
The pooHe destroyed his cageYesYESThe poo is out
>>216138681What's the OCHM
>>216138698>grimegood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1BhXPWqqgM&t=114s>“If I was drink driving, you know I wouldn't dare stop Uh-uh It would have been a motherfucking full on chase Passe knows from the look on face Left, right, skrr, reverse, push on brake Jump out, on foot and pray Lord'a'mercy on my soul, please forgive me” ~ GhettsOh wait nvm he's fucked beyond fucked
just finished catching up with all the /brit/s that were on while I was sleeping
>>216138704>He destroyed his cagethis line could have been replaced better
throwing the /brit/ regulars in the Big Brother house and watching the madness ensue
>>216138664cor slow down i haven't even had my first yet
Poos and farts have been foul today
just sneezed just now
>>216138733What an awful song. Awful, awful music. How are nibbas listening to this crap.
cold out
>>216138745could it
>>216138748Sacked Tranny has entered the Dilate Room
>>216138767 The poo He destroyed my arse Yes YES The poo is out
>>216138733sent him flying
i was drinking water from a glass and when i raised the glass there was a bit of water on the table so i picked up a tissue and wiped it and then i wiped the bottom of the glass so the table stays dry and i continued sipping water
>>216138775screaming
>>21613874850 spackers in a big house refusing to look each other in the eye or say a word out loud for 8 weeks, amazing telly
the cage was a metaphor
>>216138733didnt need to see that
there's a bug in 4chan that prevents this thread from dying or being deleted>>216064734
>>216138748Brit content house when??
https://x.com/FrizkFur/status/1981453262193570254would
there’s some filth muck on that insta reels isn’t theredisgusting people
>East Japan Railway on Saturday started operating trains decorated with designs of two past Yamanote Line models, ahead of the 100th anniversary of the line's circular operation on Nov. 1.>The two commemorative trains, featuring designs from the 103 and 205 series trains, are scheduled to run until Nov. 3.thoughts?
>>216138818do furies want to shag animals then or what
https://x.com/SnowstormBatSFW/status/1981529743049490906he would get it
I found pizza flavored popped protein chips
using a coaster so no cup or table wiping is necessary
plotting planning scheming a huge wank for Saturday morning
>>216138810wtf is going on in there
>>216138817where only 10% of tenants can afford the rent
>>216138733Nigerian space program
Bloody good morning to all the TRUE LADS out there, just had my cuppa while watching Michael Caine in Zulu, watching my SJW sister get triggered. Is it true they're adding bloody immigration and Frankfurt School Marxism to EU5? Someone better bloody call Based Noige Farage to send them back! Heh, we can't be having any sodding darkies in cheeky ole Britain, not like we're a bunch of cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Someone needs to cook up some bloody dank pepes to BTFO the normies on ParadoxForums.Oh, and above all, don't forget to PRAISE KEK!
12?
>>216138794imagine thinking there’s 50 regulars here it’s not 2016
>>216138810>>216138868Thread blessed and protected by the tranny jannies
lol you got the personalized ads from me saying I want to suffocate grey squirrels in aerosols
>>216138903the lynx effect
>>216138860no cup?
>>216138903SHE SAID SHE WAS 12
Let's gooooo!
It used to be if I went just a month without coming here I missed quite a bitNow I can go 3 months and it's the exact same, even the same posts with the same images and I can tell it's the same 5-6 mentally ill people keeping this thread going
New creps looking peng
>>216138951the answer is yes, and they do it for free
>>216138951the parasite got paid £0.0003 per post to spam the thread and this inorganic posting killed it. they are paying the price!
>>216138951ever heard of schizophrenia?
;-)
Taki Allen was left traumatised and thinking he was going to die when armed police swooped on him as he sat with friends after football practice at Kenwood High School in Baltimore on Monday.The police were alerted by a false alert from Baltimore County Schools’ AI gun detection system, which had mistakenly identified Taki’s crumpled crisp packet as a weapon.
>>216138493>one of the lowestWho could possibly be lower than that?
>>216138977grounds enough to check I reckon, looks dodgy
Lynx India
>>216138999scrom
>>216138977What county is Baltimore County in?
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer pooI’m half crazy all for the love of poo
>>216138977of course that happened to the black
>>216138977Nothing to be afraid of if you've got nothing to hide
beg a crab boporbag bob recap
you wish you could work as fuck as hard as i can
any elmstead woods man in
woowoowoowoo
Off tae shops
glod
>>216139046but alas, I cannot
Chris?
i don't believe anyone gets paid to post on 4chan. that's like paying someone to shout in the street in a town in the middle of nowhere.
>>216139087sex sex me too I hope I see you
I can(no)t sneed
>>216139105Russians and israelis do. Everyone else does it for free however
>>216139105chinese
corr this should happen to me
good news I think I can afford 2 or even 3 loafs of bread to get through the rest of this month (if the bread costs only 63p and not something like 65)
>>216137272
>>216139105>that's like paying someone to shout in the street in a town in the middle of nowhere.the local drunk man who goes UUGH UUGH UUGH drives a Bentley so he may well be compensated for his time
I want to see photos of uri geller looking sexy again post them
there’s all sorts of arses and tits out on that instagram reelsit’s disgusting what they put in there
>>216139150proper grim life you have
do we have any chislehurst man in the house
Sir Headphone Dancer
Katie Price with a poo on her belly.
>>216139105>I dont think so >its like [fallacy]again I didnt ask for your opinion and I have pointed it out multiple times. its true I have also said that people dont come here for the inorganic/bot posts - and I was right - and he is shitting up the thread for £0.0003 per post to inflate the post numbers, but has caused the amount of real posts to spiral
>>216139150Do ever go to food banks or do that Go Getters thing? They always have a tonne of bread
>>216139177don't go on therestay here with us
>>216139150eat lots of bread do you
instagram reels gotta have the funniest videos ever made but its such brainrot
>>216139182at the end of the day, at least I dont go bix nood where da wyte women at and have 10 other personas to spam the general with, for money. I didnt sell my soul and spend 16 hours a day talking about nogs fucking white women
>>216139150buy potatos instead x
Just done a massive poo and feel like I've orgasmed
>>216139208>for moneymaybe you should, then you wouldnt have to worry about affording fucking bread lol
>>216139224bit gay
>>216138975i would not believe my eyes if I saw this in person
>>216139218>why dont you just eat potatoes dont have a way to peel or cook them. and bread is fine
>>216138971Ever heard of ghost stories?
goyim cattle unquestioningly slurping up what their masters tell them
>>216139241I can see why you're a povvo, lazy bastard
im not a cuck :) I need a girlfriend without all of the cuck shit
>>216139191sorry didn't realise this was your thread
>>216139266I have one of these
>>216139239true it is a fantastical image
>>216139262what do you mean by that?
>>216139150why aren't you on bennies, dumb fuck?if you are then you need to learn to manage your money better
>>216139262said goy, who reads the news youre so free for reading news headlines all day getting your opinions and judging other people and the outside based on what the news tells you to
>>216139262be glad you don't know what it's like
*hovers a finger over the thermostat up button*
just threw some bread away. about half a loaf. didn't like the look of it.
>>216139268/brit/ will always belong to mousey
mousey in his cold damp bedsit eating bread for dinner
getting a lot of chickens coming home to roost right nowbeing vindicated (so none of the chickens were gf uwu). did not plant that seed did not plant that seed
lmao i actually threw away almost an entire loaf because i knew i wasn;t gonna get through it this week
>>216138528You won't do shit. Oh wait maybe you'll paint a roundabout lmao
>>216139320He prefers to be called Mouse.
>>216139320i love paying for that freak to live!
threw away 2 loafs 3 weeks ago for a lark
loaf of bread just flew past my window
>>216139324You will not fuck the chickens.
they are flexing on me for oh yeah I threw away laofs of bread actually specifically bread now that you mention it (when I just said that bread costs 60p)
sir loaf chucker
>>216139357just buy rice x
why is he incapable of cooking a potato?
>>216139343nigga idaf what he prefers lmao
>>216138464much like windows 10 it will multiple updates before it runs efficiently
complimenting how a woman's chest looks - does it work? are you bold?
the most american video i've ever seenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xcQIoh3FQQ
>>216139369make sure it’s said correctly next time.
>>216139369this poster is the parasite talking like a wigger again>>216139354stop making these posts. I wont tolerate ityou dont know how cringe you sound + youre a nobody
>>216139365he's lazy and retarded
threw away a perfectly good sourdough loaf from waitrose paid for with my american express platinum card just because I felt like it
DHL are fucking incompetent, my 'next day' delivery from their premium service is now on its 4th day of delays
>>216139365mousenonce is immune to decent advice to improve his life.
>>216139324I have another bag of pizza flavoured protein crisps if you want them
Sneezing up tonsil stones
>>216139298If nothing else, the news gives you an insight into how low the goyim have fallen
>>216139241>dont have a way to peel or cook themdo you live on the streets
>>216139398you are goyim for reading the news
wonder how much tobes spent on pokemon go this month
>>216139385good lad
I can't currently cook potatoes either because I don't have access to a kitchendon't be rude to people who have less that you or you may tempt fate
Goyim ignored
>>216139409we're literally all goyimexcept for nathan of course
>>216139411your mom and dad are divorced lol
just peeled and cooked a potato and then put it in the bin next to the bread
>>216138657plastic paddy
Spending taxpayer revenues on Pokemon Go cards/tokens/unlocks
can't he come up with a way to chemically cook potatoes with heroin and fentanyl
Haaland seems sound. Good Yorkshire lad
debating whether to get steaming or not tonightalready drank yesterday you see
The wishes of the goyim were completely ignored
dumping a sack of potatoes through mn's letterbox
>>216139436no they arent have fun living of plain bread for the next month
Polish people cant make heroin. they kept getting stems and stalks in the heroin and fucking up their veins, then they gave up after the Soviet union fell
>>216139456Goyim deserve everything they get, i’ve always said this
>>216138553Who's your Taskmaster waifu?please note you may not select Fern Brady as she has already been selected by me
sir spud peeler
>>216139383you will tolerate it
no good reason to be mean to mouseyit just makes you appear hideously ugly
>>216139455corrr you off out lad? Pub or club or both?
sir bread eater
>>216139464I will enjoy it thanks
It was the perfect system
sir kiddie diddler
Reminder: You work so I can live.
the tool-bucket, as it were
>>216139464do they live together
i think mousey exaggerates how grim his life is
alright going to finish my cig and then go wash the microplsatic linens from the tracksuit bottoms off my cock finally (been too long its been like 4 days with them on there)
When, precisely, did it all go wrong? What year?
Leicester City Council put this ad out in Ugandan newspapers begging Asians not to come Leicester Nobody listens to goyim
>>216139498are you a bong living in sweden btw?
>>216139497i don't work so you can't live
>>216139480will be sat in front of my incel pc playing my incel games, perhaps an incel film too actually
>>216139507mn is clearly insane
extra large potato sandwich straight into the bin
>>216139498what are you going to do with those
>>216139514for me personally it was 2019
>>216139497you dont live. you just exist
>>216139507it's not grim he loves his life
>>216139520prefer not to say >>216139529bend, cut and hammer sheet metal into various shapes
>>216139513I think you mean lint not linens
just bought 3 loaves of bread for the grey squirrels at the park
>>216139514Two thousand and thirteen/fourteen. Why?
I dont love my life
>>2161395142015
>>216139251...yh they scary
should track toby down irl and make him do fuck up things for food lol
>>216139518sir w33d slonker
Sir Loud Pack
>>216139540that sounds like funcan you make me a saxophone please
sir smelly bedroom
just bought all the bread from mn's local shop and fed it to grey squirrels
Mousey having a gigawank after his banquet meal of pot noodle baps and energy drinks
>>216139517Now try to imagine a city in Israel putting out pleading newspaper ads somewhere in the middle of Africa begging them not to come. That would never happen of course. Goyim are such powerless pushovers.
>>216139564watch you aren’t tracked yourself
why doesnt mousenonce live in his parents care? are they dead or some shit
just know that when I get my life together and look back on this place I will remember that you all are so low yourselves, that you flex on someone by being able to afford bread and also make up lies about buying bread and throwing it away just because I said I couldnt afford it. you are the "all a nigga knows" crowd
You’re not funny. You’re not cool. If you were you would have friends and a social life alas you are here.
>>216139600they're the ones that made him this way
>>216139607>>216139607>>216139607
Hahaha don't you get it goyim, it was done deliberately Silly trusting goyim thinking it was the decision of British politicians and not those above them
Thank you God for this sunshine!
>>216139602New pasta saved x
don't touch mouseyor I will touch you
>>216139575don’t work a lot with brass, nor do we make instruments more of a roofing contractor, doing stuff like pic rel
>>216139644ok make me a roof then please thanks <3
>>216139644this looks like shit by the way
>>216139471I don't remember any of them please post a picture of all of them and their names so I can remember
