Major League Soccer edition
>>216155056
The rightful thread, posted first
>>216155675Uhh..no. You posted second
Out>>>>/tv/215463277
>>216156218What are we doing that is wrong exactly?
doing ein poo und einen wee
wish I was a frog or toad
still in the bath
>>216155056nobody watches that shite
Sir Slavoj Zizek
lovely bubbles but please don't post feet
futaloving cockmaster
cornelius gang
>>216156949sir negative psychology
>>216156922let's see those twink feet puppies
this right here? this is the new
>>216156922that foot is very useful info mate, I can likely deduce your features from the toe lengths thanks for posting it
i want to quit uni and draw porn for a living
The corona lockdowns were like when jagex removed wilderness and free trade from runescapeVibes were never the same after
>>216156994>>216157057
fuck me i was still posting in the old threadwhat a mong i am
>>216156965What's going through his head right now?
>>216157062Hard to put into words quite how humiliatingly frustrating my life has becoming since covid
>Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly releasedoh my fucking days. this country is a fakin joke
>>216157044draw a willard let's see what you've got
>>216157108orange
>>216157044who would buy it? unless you are in prison drawn porn is worthless. even in prison these days its probably not a sought after skill anymore.
>>216157062alri lad you told that already x
smoking a cigar
>>216156639>>216156639All in here guys, look at the replies
>>216157108rape
>>216157146Lad you know 80% of this board are 2d gf havers, right?
Honestly mental how many times we've had split threads tonight, stop competing to post the new you speshy little fucking neeks
wish I could get wanked off by an entity
mad how addictive that reels muck isdisgusting really
>>216157062probably the worst moment of my life when they did the rwt updates. mad how shit bounty hunter was
just posting here to make sure we've got two equal splitslet the jannytore decide
>>216157190will it be on computer? x
>>216157201I wouldn't trust the criteria of a trannard but you do you
keep forgetting to take my clothes out of the washing machine but I've already got into bed so will just have to wash the same clothes for the third day in a row tomorrow
got my anus hole out
>>216157185you are an entity live your dream
Sick of the fucking thread splitting
>>2161571358=D~>>216157146patreon and that. ive been doing some calculations and it looks very hard to survive on it in the first world but thirdies live like a king doing commissions and patreon in USD
>>216157190halo on playstation is absolute blasphemy
digital id is a good thing atually
>>216157216i love the chaos of a fat discord groomer deciding the fate of the conversationhopefully he reviews both threads and the best chat wins
>>216157189it was grimwe were in heaven and suddenly our cruel gods just shattered our beautiful worldI kept playing for another few years until that dogshit combat update in 2012 which really did it in for good
alri
>>216157190Don't care not giving these cunts a penny, and I played CE/2/3 religiously. Get the fuck away
>>216157131same. i got to used to chilling at home and lost my work ethic. i have never recovered.
>>216157179i dont even know what that means but i like your flag
sat here on my little racist tush thinking racially-charged thoughts
Sir Yostin Bieber
>>216157318yeah like what?
gaylo
yeah this thread won methinks
there's something wrong with my willy
*hands out drinks to the new thread arrivals*welcome welcomemake yourselves comfortable
here i am lads. i was in the other thread, but i'm here now.
im gay
>>216157355Yeah it's attached to a woman
I hereby declare that yep this is the proper thread
>>216157221they will smell manky
a toast to the official current /brit/
cmon braeden lets go get spasticated off the loudpack
Watching Africans murder elephants and wishing I could slaughter the Africans
making a 3rd thread to unite everyone
unfortunately the little autistic incel freak who thread splits and spams the "bad psych" news won't give up until he winsneed janny to put these freaks in line
>>216157418This thread has more posts.
>>216157417that won't worki'll make a uniting true fourth thread
I'm something of a racist myself
>>216157426what about this? does this make you anxious?
>>216157415Rorke?
>>216157189what a grim little life you live
>>216157453You called?
i feel like we could value add this thread and make it more appealing to customers by posting tunesthoughts?
the pandemic of middle aged white businessmen harrassing black women must be stopped
>>216157467my dad loves these books
>>216157452yes. im having an anxiety attack rn
>>216157467wish Flashman had full penetration
>>216157495if your anxious just dont be
Scraned the chips, ladsWas nice. Forgot how good the burgers areOnto the BIG cans
Wish she’d poo on me to be honest.
old commiemong would’ve gone on a rant about /brit/ idolising flashman. would’ve been kino
>>216157476i saw my old boss Trevor (white 50 something) sexually harass a girl called Amina (paki, age 19) at my old job. was pretty shocking, he did it openly and she quit not long after. pretty funny in hindsight
>>216157476true but i think that might be a lesbian
>>216157358*takes a glass and a canape then smashes the tray out your hand*
>>216157556there's a way for you to achieve this but it's a bit convoluted
Yay
>>216157524>>216157522>>216157523its over now
>>216157586Explain.
apparently a lot of kids are retarded now because of cornavirus and AI
>>216157584almost entirely rude and totally bang out of order
>>216157606kids have always been retarded. especially babies. some of them can’t even read.
>>216157624bet you do you big bender
>>216157589yay! :D
>>216157594Yay
thread splitting is it?
>>216157589
doing my jingly gay melty dance
screaming
>>216157657yeah
>>216157657It’s a heathermong melty
>>216157656what are you going to do? come over to this thread and spank me?
>>216157669no you're not
Hooting
on the bastarding beers int ion the bastard beers in i
pooing, wanking, clapping, screaming and doing a gay peng poo porn dance
might have a cheese sandwich
HMP Chelmsford footage from earlier today:https://youtu.be/RoJiIn4Bq6g
>>216157722That’s my boy
>>216157605You'd have to become a female supermodel, hormones and sex-reassignment surgery may be needed. Then you'd fly to Dubai, or anywhere that has oil sheikh gherkins. You'd sell yourself to an arab oil lord under the condition of being shat on by british actress Emma Watson or a decent cosplayer of her in case the former is impossible. Perhaps the oil lord with a wig could be enough for a lad like you.
>>216157712koo toom
>>216157725CHEESE YA CUNTCHEESE YA CUNT
>>216157735would save her modesty by letting her use my mouth as a shoe
>>216157756I could just befriend some high up oil sheikhs. No need to troon out.
>>216157736im gonna get this on nowlike this filum
gone pooin'
>>216157767yeah cheese
>deletedHeathermong seething
Please tell me who that Korean woman was please
now they've done it
bad psych got deletedoh janny you marvelous bastard ;^)
Janman rampage
>>216157814stfu n00bie
doing a nightpoo like a weird nightpoo freak. no idea where it's come from.
you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>>216157780well why didn't you do that already
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE'S DONE IT AGAIN
Please tell me the name
tekken a few psilocybin mushrooms while pissed lads oh no
well I’m not a fan of this thread at all but needs must
>>216157735Dunno why she's about to suck off a door
Heathermong punching holes in the wall and flinging shit about while screaming
>>216157252
made some home videos with the gf
thoughts on Cecil Rhodes?
>>216157824Please tell me
>>216157852oh cool hows it evening
>>216157868top g
>>216157875phwoarrr
>>216157875stop making me hungry
>>216157858I'm not him lol, I used the two niggas version of the pic if you hadn't noticed
>>216157838ching chong or something along those lines
>>216157861
won't catch me out that easily
chatty housemate talking my ear off when I tried to have a fagI just can't win
SNIFF THAT
>>216157852I recommend you watch the film "Koyaanisqatsi"
>>216157830would worship every inch of her body
caught out for the third time today like a bloody spastic aren’t I, it is what it is
>>216157830rachel reeves is looking good
>>216157930overrated shite but then again I watched it sober
>>216157925
>>216157900Genuinely wish the worst for you in your life
>>216157830what's the context of that? am i supposed to imagine myself as a prisoner?
got the barney kessel onhttps://youtu.be/CX0xUb1Ml6U?si=O9zyeP9ztMFcv-nO
>we're all in here lads this thread will be deleted soon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1LuV82l0vs
why do some australians have an underlined flag
Well done English dickheads
>>216158017SIR KEIR STARMER
>>216158017so hot
>>216157997
got the quo on
>>216157974horrible young man
>>216158042Status?
>>216158017why is ireland blacked?
>>216157974i'm afraid you're too late for that
>>216158028this lil ass nigga be out here stunting an the law always tryin keep lil ass nigga down
>>216157965yeah it's better when you're tripping balls
got the wes montgomery onhttps://youtu.be/-iVgONy8kMY?si=aofW9CIazCfZisRj
>>216158052same reason your mum is
>>216158051yh
>>216158067
>>216158051appreciated this post
>>216158042Yeah what latin?
>>216158085ponce
might buy a sword and cut off my own head
>>216157865who's this then
>>216158067winston is a friend dickhead
>>216158052I wanted to be respectful to them
nth for the baddiedem
that black newsreader on south east today is scary
Actually insane how different of a person I used to be only a few years ago in my primeI fear that I won't ever recover to those same heights again
>buy nice new clothes>realise I'm still uglymoney wasted
>>216158128Pic
>>216158133hit the gym
Internet arguments might only be words on a screen but they still make me seethe sometimesAnyone else like this?
>>216158133try wearing a smile :)
>>216158131I'm the oppositeI was a fucking loser 10 years ago but now I'm a chad in comparison
>>216158133roidmax and become a low inhibition thug
Ellyse Perry has more ODI World Cup Final runs than Sachin Tendulkar and more FIFA World Cup knockout goals than Cristiano Ronaldo.
>>216158163shrinking
>>216158131mehad a cute sexy 21yr old blonde gf 4 years ago, and a huge social circle, was doing social things every daynow im living at home, single, alcohol problem, not shagged anyone in over a year and have no friends where I live
getting my bum fucked off
>>216158175ktim when I was 22now I'm 27 and a loser compared to back then. genuinely mental how handsome and full of vitality and optimism I was
>>216158101bit difficult this
mental how much fear dominates my life
>>216158121corrr noe
avant gard bradleying
>>216158104lilfoxyamber
>>216158148
>places an "Ahh, hero" message on the spot she killed sir gideon ofnir, the all knowingcute xcc liked him too
>>216158214hey brengley
>>216158181You cannot become low inhib you either are or you aren’t don’t spread disinformation faggot
>>216158210ktimaggio
https://youtu.be/l-dkqmRN8Qs?si=NUxDVHXjGcop1pfzmad how peng this song is
>from bad bradley to good bradleyand just like that, i'm back on top
just reached the toilet and panickedly yanked down my trousers in the absolute nick of time before an explosion of ill formed, foul smelling mostly liquid shite. and I enjoyed it!
>>216158236Spastic weeb
might buy a pain au chocolat for the toilfu tomorrow, she likes those
>>216156982same
>>216158239benzomax
>>216158248are you okay?
Alabama, Arkansas I do love my ma and pa
the gf (bottomless)
>>216158232Spooky ah nigguh
*R2D2 voice* its nice to R2Meet2you *shakes your hand*artudithu sounds like an indian
>>216158257she goes home and tells her boyfriend that the guy at work bought her something again then they laugh about it and shag
you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>216158277I'm better than okI'm back on top
>>216158257buy a pair of chocolate flavored condoms instead
lucy letby
Pack of chocolate niggers for tea
>>216156982
>>216158293why are you like this
>>216158325
mental how mental how
>>216158248>we're all in here lads this thread will be deleted soon
the real racismlad died of vax related injury
any new /brit/ gimmicks I should be aware of, you might say quote on quote "noteworthy" ones?
>>216158354did you know about the forbidden horses
>>216158347that was some other lad lolcan't ban me so I can just keep starting them again
>>216158354i'm workshopping one at the minutegoes like this>wiggle wiggle wiggle
>>216158354neoliberal teeth
>>216158354well 7 years ago the disintegrating red squirrel didn't exist so my vote goes for it
>>216158354i'm hearing big things about a "poo seal". top lad, worked his way up from nothing.
cor
>>216158293proper done him
Just filtered yanks
>>216158334because you need a fucking reality check and to make a proper step forward in your life. you can actually have a gf all of your own and will get one in a few months if you keep your standards realistic and go on a dating app, which is simply how it is and how it's done. you will never ever ever end up with your toilfu
>>216158257tomorrow is saturday mate
I hate women so much stop posting them
>>216157476planet of the apes looking nigga
just showed my wife how i won medals down in flanders
Wish we could catch girls like pokemon and have them as sex slaves
Ergot Fungus
>>216158481wish you would catch a clue
>>216158469kawaii~~!!
>>216158494wish you would catch the flu
>>216158507wish you would catch the poo
laptop is fucked it only works when it's plugged in
>>216158283who's this then
>>216158528that'll be the battery m8. i work in it so i know stuff like this
>>216158522wish you would catch a mew
>>216158430I know I will never end up with the toilfu, but that won't stop me finding her adorable>>216158432this may come as a shock to you but some people work weekends
Lad works in a battery
>>216158494what do you mean?
>>216158545this nigga works inside a computerthis dude be running the bits from the memory to the processor
>>216158555What’s res 4 duties
>>216158545i replaced the battery not that long ago reckon it's probably the internal one
>>216158556tories are really like this aren't they
BATERRY
contemplating remapping the m140i to make about 430 bhp
>>216158609prefer kill em all actually
>>216158605>tories>stopping immigration
>>216158572sc
>Experiencing interruptions? Find out whyyoutube still trying to fuck with adblockers. give it up lol, it's a minor inconvenience compared to watching ads
87 criminals were released mistakenly last yearthe ONE TIME it happens to be an asylum seeker it becomes a huge news storyclearly there is a right wing agenda to discredit the government (who will get all the blame even thiugh they have no control over this) at play hereanyone who doesn't see this is a moron
>>216158585residential unit 4, it's a woke way of saying cell block 4
we're all in here lads this thread will be deleted soon>>216158624>>216158624>>216158624
Clint Eastward in: A Fistful of Poo
>>216158635Is working in a prison grim Ever seen a prisoner wanking haha
>>216158461vile incel
>>216158637pre-emptive posting
>>216158572please be respectful, it’s a tough job and someone must do it
>>216158637
>>216158656they hang towels over the bunk bed so you can't see but you know exactly what they're up to
Jamie is that you
>>216158556make the kid fatter
>>216158633oh no the poor governmentwon't somebody PLEASE think of the government?
pre-emptive poo
>>216158702darren?
>>2161581555'4
LOL
we've been donei knew barney was haram
big iron in house
Course it was deleted ffs you idiots
>>216158973>>216158973>>216158973
real new>>216154118>>216154118>>216154118
We are being oppressed
Janny is a fucking retard lmfao
care to explain why that one was deleted?
howling
mhm
what can we realistically expect from an unpaid Indian
>>216160147>>216160147>>216160147new
