convoy edition>>216155623
>tfw no gf
I have latina fever
Find it very funny how brownoids are doubling down on their gross oogabooga cultural idiosyncrasies like eating rice and soup with your hands
>>216160578They say a fever is treatable thank you
Denounce the United States.
would your rather have blacks from New Orleans or New york city or Memphis?
remember to show open disgust when you see a thirdie engaging in savage behaviour such as this
>>216160598I love Addison Rae
do you guys remember when a pajeet a few days ago was taking pics of me due to my gothic style. well today another pajeet approached me and asked to take a pic with me. that has never happened before i just said yes and pouted in the pic while he smiled. i asked him to text me the pic... he hasn't sent it yet.....
>>216160598Denounce corney thank you
Kind of want to go sicko mode on the hog but I'm only back home next week
>>216160567
Why am I dizzy
>>216160612F A TAT
>>216160427You can just get a throwing barbarian to jump out of the grymforge arena and kill grym with ease. I can't remember exactly how i personally did it. He either steps into the lava on the outside of the arena or you might need a mage hand to pull the lever
>>216160628I was so hungover this morning I passed out trying to sit up in bed
>>216160619I do every day.
>>216160622>>216160622
>>216160622THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
watching Canadians play Warhammer TOW on youtube
>>216160624lol
Going to have sex on Sunday
>>216160646Tonight I drank some beers for the second time this year and didn't do cocaine.
I don't watch sports because I'm not some noided Puerto Rican homosexual
/cum/: jeets, trannies and jeet trannies
WATAYA:>PLAYAN>WATCHAN>LISTENAN>READAN>EATAN>DRINKAN>FAPPAN>FEELAN
License, registration, and proof of insurance
>>216160684Be careful...
Looking back on your life, what is your biggest regret?
>>216160701Saar I don't speak Canadian saaaaaaarrrrrrrr
>>216160590And the only prescription is more latinas
>>216160609I would assume Memphis, I havent been to any of these cities albeit
>>216160684does that means you do coke every night?
HAPPY 4:20!!!!!!!
>>216160612>but white people eat pizza with tgey hands
>>216160717Cutting myself
>>216160716I don't really like alcohol but I love cocaine and smoking cigarettes. >>216160717I don't wanna talk about it
I drank eight beers yesterday and smoked half a joint then started slurring my speech and told the hot tall woman that was driving me around to drop me off at the hotel she said she was hoping she'd get to see me again when she dropped me off but now she hasn't answered my text in almost twelve hours it's fucking over
>>216160730No, I haven't done it in years. Every time I go out it's around me but I don't do it.
>>216160689I HECKING LOVE SPORTSBALL
>>216160760Wtf..why didn't you bang her?
>>216160760I drank fours tall boys and a bottle of beer and 4 whiskey and rum drinks and a joint the other day
Someone post a link to one of those sites that let you livestream games for free.
>>216160717Spending $800 on a prostitute
I am on my second beer and that'll be it for the night. Some of you niggas have a serious problem, but I can't judge because I've been there.
I usually go until I throw up whenever I decide to get drunk
>>216160801It's so easy to find, why should I spoon feed you?
>>216160801thebig.game
>>216160693mortal kombat, but not for long, i want to play oblivion. listening to balaam and the angel, ate some tamales a neighbor gave me, drinking all the vodka and beers that will stay down. feelin' fine
soy occupied government
>>216160791I was going to pass out like a bitch because I'd been up since 5am and worked 10 hours that day then had too much to drink and smoke Plus I got nervous because she was too hot and cool I couldn't believe it Genuinely hate myself right now been moaning about it all day
in Brazil they make wine out of monkeys
Got 8 smokes left.
>>216160830>I'd been up since 5am and worked 10 hours that day then had too much to drink and smokeI understand but you shouldn't have drank so much...Hope you can see her again anon, don't flub it next time.
>>216160693I’m watching my cousin vinnie
>>216160717Focusing on girls when I was young, but at the same time I did not have the resources to do what I really wanted to do... learn effectively. I guess I did the best I could.
Actually I've been lying the real reason I didn't fuck her is because I'm married and it frightened me how much I was attracted to her and was seriously considering fucking her then had a panic attack that was brought on by the combo of booze and weed
>>216160871I’m going to eat your bussy
Football and Hockey are good
>>216160828
>>216160717going to med school
>>216160886lol, well don't do that then if you are married...
>>216160717I had the opportunity to fuck a really hot black girl but I said no because I was in my /pol/ phase
>>216160868I know I'm deeply ashamed of myself I think my drinking problem is because I hate myself
Like going to my rich aunt place cause that place is stocked with beer and food infinite whenever you want and the place is so nice too, wish I was better at conversation and shit though, since my dad died it sort of awkward to go there since I'm not really social and he was the main guy there talking to ppl and stuff
*shits pants* oh uh sorry didn't see you there
>>216160836Vinho de macaco
>>216160717Going to a beaner private university instead of going to a California university by the beach. I had choices, but I'm retarded. Worst fucking decision of my life, I hate myself for it.
>>216160717Sucking my cousin's dick
>>216160693playing jurrasic evo 3 (honestly its not as good as planet zoo tbqh) and I had an edible and I'll have pizza later and zone out to pawnstars (or a horror movie that is still unconfirmed)
I got the beer. Everything is gonna be ok
>>216160948ye you don't gotta keep telling people that man....
>>216160966I felt so validated when kanye revealed that shitI am not alone
>>216160903tú eresél / ella / ústed esnosotros somosvosotros soisellos / ellas / ustedes sonvos sos
>>216160361I experience this if I drink espresso every day. For a week or so it's energizing and euphoric, and then I just get angry and anxious after drinking it
>>216160912Right but she was coming onto me so strongly and got me drunk and high I made the right decision to stop it before anything happened but not before becoming a sloppy mess
>>216160717Any one thing I've done different could've lead to a completely different life for better or worse so idk
>>216160984I drink about 1000mg of caffeine a night at work
My roommate is playing video games and he just said the word "retarded" like 12 times in 2 minutes
> stuck on airplane on ground> making weird fucking sounds> errrrm we're running diagnostics and la mierda> we'll let you know if there are any updates..
>>216160922uma delicia senor
>>216161023Do y'all get along with each other?
>>216161014nigga how are you alive
>>216160721SEXOIOOOOOOOOOOOOO thrusting my white peepee thrust thrust ahhh ahhh h oh goodd its coming out its coming mamacita yesssss!
Bought a Sweet Pine candle and it smells really really good when it burns.
I think the self loathing is stemming from my actual regret that I did not fuck her, not my embarrassment. Wish I were a good man instead of whatever this is
>>216161008>but she was coming onto me so stronglyDoesn't matter, don't cheat on your wife anon.
>>216161085Yeah hes cool
>>216161023That's retarded
>>216160809>2 beers Thats usually what I drink when I drink, but I also take a few blinkers off the weed pen
>>216161098I'm built special
I just want to Jew the system to the maximum and live comfy. That's my life dream
Imagine being a fat mexican and impregnating a fat black woman
>>216161119I won't cheat on herThank you anon I actually feel better admitting that I was lusting after this other woman instead of lying about it to myself and /cum/
>>216161014You work in a kitchen?i remember when i worked in a kitchen some nights i'd have an entire pot of coffee and then redbull on top of it lol whatever it takes
>>216161131weed is not for me, I feel like I'd enjoy it too much and become a weedhead faggot who eats weed gummies and shits his life awayso I stick with beer. not even hard liquor anymore, had a bad bout with it years ago and it truly will fuck up your shit if you let it. plus it's expensive now, AND I can't get my delicious, sweet kentucky bourbon. brownest of the brown liquors.
how the fuck do i smoke weed without getting nauseous? am i just pushing myself past my limit
>>216161168Fairly easy factory work. I just like coffee
>>216161179I only get it at first but it passes after a few more puffs
Dog will hunt
One day I'm just gonna buy a kilo and smoke fat kush logs the whole entire day until I'm nauseous
>>216161179It doesn't make me nauseous but it makes me feel like my chest is going to explode
how do shoe sizes work
>>216161179The only way to fix being too high is to smoke more weed
My bussy is wet
>>216161179It has the opposite effect on me and helps with nausea No idea what you're doing wrong
>>216161179High tolerance, but you def don't want that because it's a waste of money and won't even get that high. Last time I got high after a tolerance break I got high as fuck and felt like I was gonna throw up, you just have to thug it out.
>>216160981Muy bien Paco'tlan. Nuestra proxima leccion sera: Porque sacrificar virgines a los dioses no es moral.
>>216161161Np bro, I have never regretted not cheating on my girlfriends. You did the right thing. Use it as a confident boost, that's what I do when such situations present themselves.
>>216161243
>>216161122would you ever consider deep throating his cock and licking his balls while he moans your name?
>>216161269NoWhy are you projecting your gayness onto others?
>>216161227I don't know how you got to this age without knowing shoe sizes
Honestly can't imagine being anything other than Canadian or American. Idk how people do it man.
>>216161170Edibles are good once in a while, totally not a die-hard gangweeder thing since they're expensive for daily use.
>>216161289my mom buys all my clothes
>>216161263I will reflect on it and become a better husband because of it Not the last time this will happen to me probably considering I got taken for a ride (figuratively and literally)Maybe she was just being nice but that is secondary to my actions and feelings anyway
>>216161161Cheating is nigger, boomer, and roastie behavior. Be proud.
>>216160717Honestly probably breaking up with my high school gf but like I was interested in this other girl and she was incredibly unstable and hard to be around like every fucking day was "I'm not as pretty as the other girls.... everyone hates me... you're lying about liking me...." like every fucking day was playing therapist, also I'm like 99% sure her dad was molesting her she was really weird about sex and aside from giving me a handy she like had a full on meltdown if I even lightly attempted going further and her brother was a non verbal autist who would act really scared of her dad, BUT if I had stayed with her I'm like 99% sure she would have stayed with me forever and we could have a strained but stable nuclear family partially because she was too big of a loser to ever leave me and partially because she hated like all other men, like in college she randomly called me once and started going on about how she was fucking some other guy but that she hated him and sex and I was like uhhh okay but like we haven't talked in 2 years idk why you're telling me this anyway she moved across the country like a week after that and started posting slutty pictures on Facebook then dropped off the face of the earth, c'est la vie as I guess they say
>>216161038>and then he saw the small green gremlin on the plane wing
>>216161320Woah there Charles Dickens, I didn't come here to read a novel!
>>216161287it was just a question no projecting maybe you're projecting
>>216161268He's so real
Here's what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna end this entire scandal right now by making this reporter feel embarrassed for asking me about it. Time to go for the jugular; the guy died six years ago, time to make talking about him feel passe. Never again will anyone suspect their president is a child rapist.
>>216161353????
>>216161312Another very good point Thanks anon
no sexit’s that simpleno fuckingnone
One time I didn't cheat on my gf with this gal. She has some real nice big booba and a great ass, but I loved my gf very much at the time and didn't want to ruin it. >>216161310>I will reflect on it and become a better husband because of itNice :)
>>216161343Feels more Vonnegut tbqh it would fit in a 60s/70s novel
>>216161305You just try on the shoe sizes find one that fits
I love Olivia Rodrigo
>>216161410Where do I start? at 1?
iphone trying to gaslight me into thinking there's liquid in the port
>>216161353Schizo's having a convo with himselfBuddy you missed your daily meds
>>216161420Start at 9 or 10
>>216161301what does it feel like to get high on weed, specifically edibles? like compared to alcohol? I've been wine drunk, beer drunk, liquor drunk, and the dubious combinations of drunk so I have a varied frame of reference. is it like being drunk?
Saw lesbians today, they were ugly, damn
>>216161453Have you ever noticed that they are usually overweight
>>216161390Yeah this woman was insanely hot Not even sure she wanted to fuck me or was just being nice and my retarded drunk monkey brain was reading the signals wrong
>>216161420Start at the one that looks like it fits your foot. if it's too big go down a size, if it feels too tight go up a sizeAnything else you need spoonfed mr. toddler?
I'm 5'10", blonde, white, wear size 11 shoes, have an 8" dick, and distrust minorities.
I just don't get it...
>>216161451I've only been high on weed once (via smoking). I just forgot stuff 5 seconds after it happened and found everything funny. Also ate a fuck ton of food.Was a fun one time thing but I wouldn't spend money on it.
>>216161464Don't think about it too much..>>216161485>wear 11 size shoesOur system is different, I wear 46-47
>>216161485Me 5'11 king of manlets
Michael Jackson was innocent
I want my dick on that meaty clam
Can anyone explain how to wipe my bum bum? My mommie usually does it for me so i'm a bit stumped on this one
>here's your transcript, chud
>>216161453yeah it's usually not like the movies
crashing out over petty bullshit but it’s unfair petty bullshit
>>216161532I'm torn about that, years ago I read the court documents and it seems like there was a lot of fuckery.
>>216161179>how the fuck do i smoke weed without getting nauseous?Skill issue.
>>216161485>5'10" hello my beautiful canadian boy wife
>>216161532He was guilty of being the goat
>>216161527i kneel sir
>>216161518Guess we'll see how she acts when I see her in the future (months from now)
>>216161451nta but edibles are very strong so it usually feels like your body is heavy and your mind is cloudy but other than that it kind of varies, like most of the time you feel a lot happier/gigglier or think everything is funnier than it is or that you can't stop smiling, and sometimes you'll lock in on one particular thing like a movie/show/music and just 100% focus on it and other times you'll have a hard time keeping a train of thought and you'll just kind of drift from one thing to another, it also makes your hearing way more intense/tuned in in a way that just smoking doesn't like you'll hear way more in music and things (In the past people would have told you it was indica vs sativa but 99% of modern weed is hybridized so its just kind of random)
>>216161227Idk but I got a size 46 European (large number because Euros are all dwarves) and it fits me real well
I'm 5'9
>>216161532he threatened the tenryūbito so the world government did him in
I applied to Target but they first made me do this gay assessment, and now want me to do a virtual interview where I record myself answering questionsYeah nah....
>>216161585I'm 5'7
>>216161598It never began
>>216161598Grim
>>216161602Who is this
Shoe sizes are fucking retarded because they aren't even objective One brand's size 11 is another brands 10 or 12 and so on
>>216161604>>216161608I've been on dates with cute girls and kissed a few cute girls but I've only had sex with a fat girl
It was over before I was even born
>>216161451adding: edibles have a “coming on” period where you get steadily higher until you peak at 2.5-3 hours after taking themit’s like “woah I can’t believe how high I am, and I just keep getting higher”
>>216161616A girl named Sam
>>216161532EVEN IF HE DIDN'T FUCK KIDS IT WAS STILL WEIRD AS SHIT THAT HE WAS HAVING SLEEPOVERS WITH LITTLE KIDS AND MCCAULEY CULKIN
Was going to make a nice pumpkin soup but the bf is taking a nap so I'll get pizza (pepperoni and olive) instead
What if I just eat a kilo of weed brownies at once
Imagine calling yourself a "man" and still fearing people who look differently from you lol. >Uh, it's not that I hate them or I'm scared of them. Like a father who neglects his children and calls them freeloaders, these house walls were put up to protect those we love & beat within and not punish those from without.
>>216161655Ok, any pics of her tits out there?
Condemned to die before I could breathe
>>216161658https://youtu.be/L38Z0YNJfCI
>>216161666Nice try, satan
The entire world has conspired to create a narrative where the most evil thing you can be is a light skin person who isn't ready to work tirelessly to allow as many dark skin people as possible to live in your house and compensate them for their presence
Even if he fucked kids, idk desu has nothing to do with me
>>216161671nsfw.xxx/user/kimmy_pink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9LFj6YOK2U2h52m KKKKKRIST
>>216161658His life was tragic
>>216161693Is this Captain Beefheart's son?
>>216161320i think you made the right choice. i see what you're saying, that if you got the emotional foothold, you could have this girl wrapped around your finger. the thing is, that's not love. and you might have it wrong. imagine if she never got better, never stopped imagining phantoms. you wouldn't be playing herapist, you would BE her therapist. and it sounds like she needs one. but that's not your labor to undertake. you made the right choice exiting all of that. you have YOUR life to live. trying to carry someone else's is suicide.
>>216161658>MCCAULEY CULKINTo be fair he has said on numerous occasions that he didn't do anything creepy with him. But yeah some of the interviews are quite disturbing.
>>216161692Mid, she looks like a librarian tits are ok I guess I could masturbate to her pics if I was desperate enough
I was a victim of the knockout game
>
Look brother there's heinous thing happening everywhere all the time all I can afford to care about is me
I had kava once at one of those hipster fucking kava bars my sister convinced me to go to and I didn't feel high at all and then a few hours later I had such a bad upset stomach that I was shitting myself and someone said that its basically kratom
I just won a knockout gameknocked out some dumbass
>>216161748c'mon man you can't just post things like that you'll give people weird fetishes
>>216161749so should we just stop posting?
>>216161759Idk what the fuck that is
Kind of scary to think eventually we'll get old and be the ones responsible for maintaining civilization and society and crap
>>216161583>>216161514sounds like it makes you retarded, idk if I would enjoy that>>216161645this sounds terrifying, i'll stick with beer thank you everyone.
>>216161766lol sharing with my /cum/bros
>>216161767What's that to do with anything
>>216161774I tried edibles once, it was a terrible experience. They're definitely not for everyone I think if you're an at all anxious or paranoid type then weed generally isn't enjoyable
>>216161748I look like this
I wasn't the greatest doordasher
Can't stop thinking about that woman
>>216161815stop posting trannies you fag ass nigga
>>216161815I wouldn't mind choking her to death
I think my sister has gone insane and my parents are keeping all the details away from me
It do be like that, Mr. Stancil.
>>216161834
>>216161859Why do you think that?
>>216161859I overheard my mom telling her not to hit herself but to hit a pillow instead and then I heard my sister complaining about having trouble remembering things
Take like 20 pictures a day from different angles and such, at least one got to look ok
>>216161708He's like a mini Elon Musk
>>216161881See >>216161884
Then you keep all the ok pictures and when you got a bunch you pick the best ones for your dating profile and then boom, it's raining pussy
>>216161774Idk it makes everything fun and you feel really good, its also kind of just fun to dumb yourself down and laugh at normalfag shit that you're normally too autistic to understand, like it makes scrolling shorts fun and normally I would call it attention span destroying slop, but you're also asking about edibles which are the most intense kind of thc, edibles get converted in to 11-OH-THC which is stronger than usual thc and takes longer to process, so edibles make you more high for longerIf you want to try it then just buy a disposable vape from a trusted company (look up what's in shops near you then read their reviews all of them are required to submit lab reports for thc (in the US at least) so you know whats in them so its not hard to find ones that are less bad for your health) or just buy a preroll you're already full of microplastics and 1 time won't hurt your lungs and its much easier to control your intake and the effect won't be as strong most people who have terrible first experiences with weed just have a shit ton their first time instead of slowly getting in to it, THC infused drinks are also pretty popular these days and are somewhere between an edible and smoking in terms of feel, if you regularly get drunk a 5mg thc drink wouldn't be too much to handle your first time either
Twitter sucks. It's always sucked. Any memes born from Twitter naturally suck, especially when compared to even the weakest or most forced meme from 4chan.Literally nothing can compete with 4chan, not even Reddit.
>>216161884Fuck...is she on medication, why don't you talk to her? >>216161892I saw the episode come up on my feed but didn't check it out. Is he some tech CEO?
>>216161790I have actual diagnosed anxiety and I love weed, it actually helps a ton just hits different people differently
>>216161929She's not on meds that I know of and she wouldn't want to talk about we aren't that close so she wouldn't share what's wrong anyway
we should fight to the death more often. like in gladiator times
>>216161924You just posted a Twitter meme
Chinese people launching paper lanterns are responsible for an inordinate number of forest fires. But we won't talk about that, we'll tell you to buy a Tesla instead. Ironically, so you can burn to death when the battery short-circuits.
>>216161944How old is she? Why are you not close, do you live together? Even if you are not close try to help her anon or at least talk.
>>216161967what did she drop that exploded?
>>216161973She is mid 20s yes we live together but it would be awkward to suddenly start caring about her feelings and problems
>>216161967These lithium batteries are fucked. Especially if they get wet. I think I read somewhere they are trying to make sodium batteries which are much cheaper and more reliable and don't catch of fire.
>>216161953oh no thank you. i'm mouthy, but scrawny. i'd like to not let people i talk shit at knock my block off.
>>216161933It just makes me super introspective in a bad way like hyper-analyzing my past decisions and gives me paranoia that I'm being watched
>>216161995>but it would be awkward to suddenly start caring about her feelings and problemsNot if you think there's a problem. It would be worse if she's going through something and you're not there for her, who cares if it's awkward.
>>216161987>she lol. jug of water, something you aren't supposed to chuck on a lithium fire.
You're in my breeding territory.
>>216161967Gif always makes me laff
>>216162030Do you smell my sex pheromones?
next /cum/ must be precure edition.
>Friday nightWhy are you here?
>>216161995She just needs a little rape correction, have you tried dicking her down?
>>216162055Not a flattering picture she looks like meg griffin
>>216161729Idk I think it would have been an Al Bundy/Peggy situation the comfy boomer who hates wife dynamic
Now walk it out
>>216162079
>>216162054Traveling all week, got drunk yesterday and made a fool of myself now I'm hiding in my hotel room waiting to go home tomorrow
>>216162055It's crazy that a bitch like this things she's good enough to be doing this
being alive is fucking gay i wish death weren’t so scary
>>216162093Her ass is amazing but I can't show it here.
>>216162096Are you afraid of being dead or the actions that cause you to die
>>216162045do you smell mine? I haven't showered in 3 days and I wash all my clothing in natural soap with no dryer sheets and I wash my body and hair with natural soap so my hormones aren't out of whack
>>216162055Tranny.
>Her
>>216162093you’re literally replying to her sycophantic orbiter bruh. the existence of this simp says that she is
>>216162104Can tell it isn't from the front with that fridge bod
>>216162114Have you had sex
>>216162114I need to sniff a pair of your dirty socks and underwear
thread has taken an absolutely horrendous turn for the worse
>>216162134Fridge bod?
they call me the john madden of sex
>>216162111both i guess. i just have the reptile brain will to live like everyone and everything else
It's immoral for penises to remain unsucked in my presence
>>216162054I was out until 2am but I can't fall asleep. I have no food at home rn. I'm defrosting some pork chops for tomorrow but I'm hungry now.
>>216162168well then, get to it anon.
>>216161967That's because they're illegal in most high-risk areas and are only tied to around twenty fires (which is a lot, but still fewer than most normal activities like 4th of July, camping, or faulty electricity), in contrast to the tens of thousands we have every year.
>>216162162Yes
what is this
This was my grandpa's car
>>216162195Libra
>>216162195SS blood group tattoo
I learned all of the tarot cards and astrological signs from The Binding Of Isaac
The clock ticks life away, it's so unreal
20 mins on the ‘ton
>>216162196I like it, what is it?
It's my birthday
>>216162114Truth is you don't really need laundry detergent. the whole concept is just made to sell products. Water alone in a machine is enough
>>216162222Happy happy birthday, happy happy birthday
>>216162135no why>>216162141wool and linen smells like nothing but ok
applied at starbucks againI will be a coffeecel forever
>>216162216A car
>>216162192>>216162192No.
>>216162222how old are you how old are you were you born in a zoo you look like a monkey and you smell like one too
>>216162226Same with soap. The body only really needs a soap scrub at most once a week, but a lot of soaps kill beneficial bacteria. So reallly water alone is enough most often
>>216162162>>216162244I'd fuck this bitch but she isn't worth saving all these photos of
>>216162222Checked, Happy Birthday anon fren :)
>>216162173
>>216162244stupid simp nigga that is clearly shopped also her ass is flabby get some standards ffs
>>216162260She's been my fixation for over four years. Can't really explain it, just wish I had a chick like her. I'm a very lonely unfulfilled guy.
>>216162241what kind? >>216162273I love that show as a kid.
stop posting trannies you goddamn faggots holy shit
>>216162275Shopped? LOL okay, typical Canadian quality of posting here
Twenty years old with the knees and back of a fifty-year old
Start having vaginas and being my gf
>>216162251I'm turning 35
>>216162290I'm just fucking with ya. I don't know cars. That one is just sittin at my work place.
>>216162312young status: still
>>216162239give me mommy milkers latte please
I'm in bed about to fall asleep(8:38pm)I'm gonna read an isekai light novel until I pass out(I wonder when I'll run out of isekai light novels)
>>216162295yes retard look at the pixels
>>216162312based unc, 36 here
>>216162313That's what my grandpa had, I miss him.
>>216162310Working on it
thinking about destroying my cock irreparably with a meat tenderizer
new>>216162240>>216162240>>216162240
>>216162348This is me whenever I see a woman wearing sandals
>>216162371early
Uh-huh
