john hurt & tim roth
You look like this
>>216165289uhh you wish
It's 2pm and roommateberg has been doing nothing except laying in bed and coughing at regular intervals since something like 7am
>>216165312>still sharehousinghow old are you mate grow up
>>216165312Ever thought of minding your own business?
>>216165312what's wrong with himis he ill
>>216165238>others are broken men who would be sexless if not for their dalliances in sadistic powerwhat are you even talking about retardgay pedos are gay not straight
that's that fucking stupid indog done then
>>216165306One time i made a 'you look like this' post itt and the guy in the picture responded 'yeah how did you get that picture?' lol
"Chief, you mind telling me what you're doing in that studio?""Sir. Finishing on these whites."
>>216165312would storm in there and wrestle him to the ground like george floyd with my knee on his neck if he so much as sputtered in my presence
>>216165337he really is the archetypal inner west dadmore obsessed with appearances than anything else
>You will never look like this.
>>216165337who the fuck is that
>>216165370ledge
hath cami shown thy cock and balls yet
>>216165330It is hard when all that separates our rooms is a thin timber board>>216165333Nah he does this sometimes. I assume he is hungover. All he does is work and drink. Until he gets fired for making too many excuses not to come into work then all he does is drink.Don't know how one can live like that.
yo check this out
>>216165383Have some fucking respectThat's our Proime Ministah, Anthony Albanese (or An-Al as I like to call him)
Cant sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yd5EE0hAB8
>>216165419*climbs into bed and wanks you off*better now?
>>216165418dunno about that
>>216165441OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES YESSSSSSSS
>>216165441Corr thanks mate *drifts peacefully off to sleep covered in my own seed an a big hairy bloke laying next to me *
>>216165423experiencing rapturous chills approaching a state of ecstasy
Thoughts on me buying a vidya so i don't have to think about a recently dead loved one and desperately need anything to distract me and take the pain away
>>216165482love video games me
>>216165482whatever works for you bby ;^)
>>216165482well it could be useful to distract yourself for a while in order to rest but it will catch up with you eventually and you will need to mourn
>>216165482can't know joy without knowing pain mate
mad how they made a cat a CIA spy
gotta take drugs nowmy legs are starting to kick
>>216165536can you explain how you are certain of this?
>>216165468:)
>>216165563Ahem..."can't sleep"
>>216165574*puts a pillow over your head and slowly adds pressure* shhh there there
>>216165591*cums*
the results are in
>>216165613ummy
>>216165620Just get a bookmark man
give me those happy days toytown newspaper smile clap twice lean back twist for a while well now you've got the hang of it there's nothing you can't do with it if you're very tuned to it you can't go wrong
techbros and the police trying their best
it's junior speshyeah and it's junior speshjunior junior junior junioryeahand it's junior speshone pound and fifty pence
I just remember what page I was on personallyno need to mark it
got rejected by a girl about a month ago and its still fucking me uphonestly thought i had chance but that has me second guessing myself now
>>216165663what did she say?
just tossed up a roman salute in my messy incel den
Chu-chu-chucklevision
oh shoot it's friday night I almost forgot I have to put isopropyl alcohol all over my head
making coffee
like this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rK5TyISxZ_Mwomen should be voluntarily subservient to men
>>216165675She said um im really flattered but im your carer and its simply impossible
forgot I put on eyeliner and rubbed my eyes without thinking about it wtf
>>216165729hello finlad you fat cunt
>>216165731a world where men refuse to serve anyone is a disaster
'entes will be live soon if any patriots are in
>>216165734screambled eggs
need to get up soon and have my shower and put my washing on
>>216165759what are you talking about
>>216165788I say good luck forming a family or any type of community that way hahaha
gf has her cock out lads
califag on a maddon
I look like ronnie lanehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pPCYlYWO6wsarah polley looks like steve marriott
*coughs*
I don't really look like ronnie lane very much I don't know why I said thatit's more of a spiritual thing
>>216165836Is it in nomming distance? Because if it was me I would have nommed it the second it came out.
Mad that in 1900 youd spend 15% or 20% of your annual budget on servants.Bit like having a nice car or something nowadays
>>216165729yes please mate white no sugar
>>216165834im a sigma chad so i dont care about community lol
>>216165929gobbledygook
>>216165949ya you probably are genetically lmao
>>216165951you've drastically misunderstoodbut I wouldn't expect much else from someone of your caliber
>>216165951Hah. Gottem.>>216165988Gotten.
catberg just took a SHIT in neighbour's garden mental how she's smart enough to not do it in my garden but is too lazy to go any further away than the absolute minimum distancelmao
don't ever ever ever ever ever ever let jimmy page touch you is basically what I'm trying to say
>>216166050dont think anyone wants to touch you
don't ever let this happen either
did anyone here ever play toontown? banger game that washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPLfD4TyCcAthis and club penguin were epic
americanism not globalism will be our creedo
>>216166063oh no boohoohoohoo
This thread is for the discussion of British culture.
need cute twink bf to wank me off or im going mental
>>216166082thats what the kids say when they see you loooool
he's projecting againpoor thing
the fuck is this ai summary shite on youtube now
>>216166135you will consume the slop and be happy
do you see what type of person tends to have that viewpointit's always the thickest dullest dimwits with the angriest little tummies
My sister-in-law was posting racist crap on Facebook, along with advertisements for her work. I set up a false email and with a made up name reported her to her work, she was dragged in for a disciplinary. Really struggled not to smile when I was told.
right well I'm off to get the toilfu a pain au chocolat
and now to rorke
>>216166240why does reform have so many literal children working for them
>>216166236another one?also this is a really funny joke I just thought of myself just now: Shoved a baguette up me hole.A real pain in my arse.
>>216166257how are we defining "joke"
>>216166275you just didn't get the joke sunshine
>>216166236it 6 in the morning on a saturday you simp
>>216166257what? no this is the first time I have done this>>216166301people work Saturdays mate get over it
>>216166301he works at a prison i think, starting to recognize him from the usage of the word toilfu and him getting her pain au chocolates and other treats
>>216166319working on a saturday is objectively weirdsaturday is for footy and wanking on the settee
Not one fucking step backRememember ferdinand schornerWe'll win this
>>216166319well you did say you were considering getting her a pain au chocolate the other day
>>216166319i dont work at all
>>216166343correct, but I was talking about doing it tomorrow which is now today x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5NRH_DxWJE
Is it just me or do british guys have the horniest bums? They love gobbling sausages up them
>>216166345*notices flag*yeah that checks out
>>216166360when's the toilfu going to become the waifu then?
>>216166372the only thing that goes up my bum is poo simple as
>>216166392Poo goin up yer bum yeh? Bit kinky that
>>216166377thats a bit racistespecially considering how shit your country isyou dont even get 200% of jobseekers here and still have to live there
Sir Ferdinand SchörnerNo mercy for these cunts
>>216166378currently never because she is living with a partner but she's 26 and he's 40 and I haven't heard her say one positive thing about him yet so I can't see it lastingor maybe I'm just being overly optimistic but it's fun just to hang with her at work each day so I'm not complaining
>>216166370it's fine if you like it but the original is better
Managed to slip out a silent fart whilst mousey's mum was giving me a blowy haha, she was almost sick!
>>216166440neither truthful nor amusing
>>216166440I'm amused
>>216166449ktimomp(kek this is most of my posts)
>>216166345Me neither
>>216166449Thats fine because i was keking away myself, which is all that matters
I don't work, for over 2 years now. I'm on Pip, almost a full time wage of pip and UC. It's good.
got a bit of a headache
sorry lads looks like we've run out of "worthless dosser" awards
olivia rodrigo is both my gf and better than taylor swift (i know she lurks here)
>>216166500HAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAH OHHHHHH YEAHHHH BOOOOOYYYAAAA HIHIHIH HAHAHA BOOOM GET FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKED HAHAHAHA DOWSED THOSE PIECES OF SHIT IN PETROL AND SET THEIR RUNT ARSES ABLAZE!!!>>216166487condolences, i've had a fever the past three days though seems like today it might be the last day of it I hope
Fucking stupid cunt dog turned around on our walk and refused to go any further because it’s raining. we hadn’t even got to end of the street. Well done dickhead that was your only chance at a walk today so you’ve blown it hope you’re happy
>>216166565my doggo struggled to jump up yesterday morning when i went down to him with a chicken tendie and a dentastick :(he's 12
>>216166591:'( bless your dogberg
>>216166500that's alright mate I don't mind waiting, not like I got somewhere to be do I
having negative thoughts about the government again
absolutely chucking it down
do you lads tuck in your t-shirts?
I am legally entitled to live in England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland, Republic of Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand. Considering travelling to each country. Making a tinder. Shagging any match I can get to get her pregnant. Moving onto the next country until I reach NZ. Then committing a c r i m e and getting an 18 year prison sentence. When I can get out and i'll travel back to all those countries and get in touch with all my children.
>>216166565give doggo a walk in the afternoon.
>>216166677no, that's as bad as wearing socks with sandals
>>216166680sadly you're not legally entitled to live in the commonwealth countries, I wish that was true though cause I'd move to the yukon so quick yet you have to do some stupid lottery type thing and compete against foreigners even though we share the same king with canada
>>216166640had some dumb faggot call me 'heathermong' for saying this earlier
>>216166754Fuck America. I don't ever want to go there. I could go to places like Kenya, India, Malaysia on my way down under. But I don't really want mixed race offspring. I want to keep my British genes going with other people from the British isles.
christ is KING
>>216166694No
>>216166437there are many good versions but for my money rod's is the finest
>>216166816why not? the rain will stop later
By 2030, if polls are correct: Scottish nationalists will run Holyrood, Welsh nationalists will run the Senedd, Irish nationalists will run Stormont and English nationalists will run WestminsterPeople who believe in the UK need to reimagine it.
morning all
>>216166845Because he’s had his chance
>>216166853*votes harder*we're taking down the heckin system
>>216166794Bit rude.
>>216166853giving scotland and wales parliaments was always going to break up the uk, it gives them political power centred of their national identity and directly opposed that power against the uk (which just mean england but in function means london) if things are good 'we're doing so well we need more power, give indy' if things are bad 'we don't have enouhg power we need indy!' ni obv deserves it's own parliment because it is just a civil war containment zone
>>216166865dont be spiteful to pupperino he doesn't know better and doggos reflect your emotions so he probably thought you weren't really into the walk
>there are people that genuinely, unironically believe Reform are going to fix England
:D
>>216166912Got a fat horny arse have you
>>216166875Sorry. But I have nightmares about US penitentiaries.
>>216166926it's fine as long as you don't go to federal "pound me in the ass" prison
>>216166901What was the alternative continue ruling over them from London? I’m sure that wouldn’t make them more resentful
The Downfall Of Mousey (2hr 48 mins)12.6M views
>>216166926Prison is bad no matter where you're from. You have nothing to worry about bong
drank about 2 litres of water in the last hour or so. was a bit parched.
>>216166974been at the beers have you lad?
>>216166794yukon has a lot of english descendants though and is whiter than many places in the UK
it's mad to force people to invest in overvalued stocks
>>216166964He was in one of the worst prisons in the country. Category C prisons aren’t bad at all
>>216166950yes that was the alternative, the fact is britain is either a single country like it had been since 1707 or it would be 2 countries on a small island. in reality i legit don't think wales could possibly function as a real independent country due to it's geography and demographics but scotland could even though it would almost certainly make it worse for everyon on the island.
>>216166988yukon bugger off
>>216167001wish i could, i would bugger off to the yukon if I could :'(
>>216166994fuck off fuck off fuck OFF I DONT WANT TO BUY THE AI BUBBLE JUST BEFORE IT BURSTS YOU STUPID CUNT
>>216166997Glad they done him. Reading about his crimes made me hate him, what a fucking twat.
>>216167020Twatwaffle
>>216166939I'd probably go to Federal prison and it wouldn't be a club fed in Florida with golf courses.It would no doubt be Terre Haute, Jesup, or Leavanworth. >>216166964I'm not a nonce.
>>216167016All ask ya over:)
>>216166994almost nobody in this country under the age of forty has enough savings to make worthwhile stock investmentsin fact most people in that age bracket have no savings at allare MPs just fucking clueless
>>216167000That’s fair I guess
>>216166964are you upset a child rapist was murdered?
rorke you absolute bleeding CHUDMUFFIN
>>216167033Runt cunt
>>216166985pills and insomnia
>>216167052I wish it'd been video taped. We still aren't allowed to see the real Epstein killing tape after 6 years
>>216167040I don't know what any of those places are, I only know old timey jails like Sing Sing and Alcatraz
i wake up with a strong eroction every morning
>>216167044you're a yank you couldn't get me over there, you could do with alaska though, that'd also be nice
>>216167000>due to it's geography and demographicsGo on?>>216167081Because he isn’t dead
>>216167085I've been to alcatraz as a tourist. It's a cold and grimy island with bad food... reminded me of the UK if we're being fair.
a gamble betormet gala ebb
>>216166994ive got 10k in an isa but im probably going to take it out and close it. im going to go to thailand.
>>216167121cold and grimy is correct but the bad food thing is an inaccurate meme that needs to die
>>216167085Some of the worst of the worst Federal prisons. I think they are the ones Howard Marks went to, but it could have been other British criminals i've read up about.
>>216167160it's a tired meme as well, bloody boring
>>216166988Not North America for me. Yukon would be too cold. I would someday like to go to Colombia.
candace owens (Welsh woman btw)
>>216167112wales isn't a properly connected country due to the terrain so the north will always trade mostly with the north west of england the south with the south west. imagine an independent country where all of the logistics make it easier for wales to trade with england than with itself. this hasn't mattered for the past 800 years because wales and england have been the same country and wales just existed as an identity but if it had to be a real country in 2025 it would just be unworkable without a massive headache.
off to bed ladsjust wanted to say I despise you all
>female colleagues openly fawn over the delivery driver>it's an average looking bald Romanian guy who happens to have a bit of muscleis it really that easy?
>>216167210sleep well sunshine x
>>216167139No one understands this Autism besides you. Post arse.
>>216167196Really wouldn’t be that difficult to over come
>>216166994I'm just gonna keep it in a current account lol
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>>216166853Both the SNP and Plaid Cymru are nihilistic cultural leftists, they are not nationalists but petty regionalists. Scotland and Wales should be absorbed into the Greater English Socialist Realm.
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>>216167267lmao are you seriously suggesting resurrecting railroads that have been gone for 60 years? The UK couldnt afford that.Wales alone sure as fuck couldn't.
>>216166994no one uses cash ISAs except thick moons
i wonder if the HBO potter series will call it the philosopher's stone or the sorcerer's stone to appeal to yank audiences
Ima keep it real with you chief I have no fucking idea what's going on in the halo games.
>>216166950Wales was ruled from London for over 650 years without any issues.
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>>216167267How would this make trading with the north and south of wales easier than trading with the closer English cities?
>>216167243I would never show myself to someone with such a low level of intellect and insight sorry
the fart of smellebration
>>216167310
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>>216167316Let me guess what your Saturday will consist of: black penises?
England should start doing to Wales and Scotland what Russia does with the Baltoids/Moldova etc and promote its nationalism among the Anglicised populations.
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>>216167321lol i had this hot blonde with a big ass showing me in voice chat. a real girl not a guy pretending to be one. you guys that try to pretend you're girls get it completely wrong and you're not gay, so why even do it?
>>216167308pretty sure they announced Philosophers Stonebut cba to google itthe show will be shitethey casted a 90 year old yankoid who cant do a convincing Bri'ish accent as Dumbledorea groid as Snapeand a wog as Hermione
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>216167347you're pretty bad at this huh
>>216167302Really could though. With the money we are owed from HS2 we couple reopen both lines and still have around 2 billion left over
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
>>216167349>they casted a 90 year old yankoid who cant do a convincing Bri'ish accent as Dumbledoreu fooking wot?
>>216167360>With the money we are owed from HS2u wot
2 months till Christmas lads x
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
>>216167355I'm not trying to flirt with you. I had this blonde from Massachusetts show me her ass last weekend and we were just chatting about nonsexual stuff. So answer the question, why do straight guys try to impersonate girls?
>>216167320He said north Wales and south Wales don’t trade with each other because they aren’t properly connected due to the terrain (mountains separating the north and south)
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216167384dunno mateyou'll have to figure that one out for yourself
>>216167377Wales is owed around £4.6 billion from HS2. You didn’t know this?
Hey Translad you can do your thing but we just don't want you going into bathrooms and changing rooms to nonce kids and women and we don't want you beating the fuck out of women in sports yeah?No hard feelings or anything lad we just don't want you doing those two things, wind your neck in yeah? Xx
Es bleiben im Raum: Potter, Diggory, Krum und Delacour.
>>216167400I'm asking you because you're one of them. What's the big secret about?
>>216167391no i said it was harder due to the logistics not it just never happened. if wales was a country it would more relient trade with liverpool and bristol for trade rather than with itself
>>216167369the old bloke from 3rd rock from the sunand he was a serial killer in dexterhe also did churchill in the crown and was dogshit. worst churchill ive ever seen. just a really bad imitation that looked and sounded nothing like the real churchill cba to google his namehe is a 90 year old yank. insane casting. i suspect they know he will die but plan to use his image for ai then they wont need to pay him.
>>216167427Okay but I don’t understand the problem
>>216167406no i have no idea about thathow much is Lancashire owed?
>>216167455Oh you were just playing dumb okay
welsh lawyer preparing an affidafydd
>>216167479SCREAMING
>>216167454you don't understand why countries need to be able to sustain trade with themselves over foreign countries? k m8
Any sex havers? What STDs have you had?
>>216167479chortle
>>216167475no seriousive never heard about Wales being owed money for HS2and i live in Lancashire so id like to know what we are owed
>>216167433John lith how is 80 not 90
>>216167479Sensible chuckle
>>216167496Herpes in my bum ;)
>>216167494No I literally didn’t say that. Still trade with England, reopen those 2 train lines and suddenly trade between north and south becomes a whole lot easier. I said I don’t know where you are seeing the problem.>>216167506Is the UK now England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland and Lancashire?
>>216167508yeah whatever 80 is still ancient and the show is set to be filmed over 10 years. plus his acting is too yank dogshit
Rorke fancy explaining to us why you are up in arms about trans people in women's sports because "men" have unfair advantages yet you don't want sports separated by race or height?Stupid fuck
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don't forget the clocks go back tomorrow lads
i’m 31 years old
>>216167536Lancashire is proudly part of Englandbut i don't understand how Wales could be owed money from HS2since you refuse to tell me i assumed its from the taxes Wales pay and not getting any benefit from HS2the same argument can be made from Lancashireso how much are we owed?we had loads of beeching cuts id like to bring back
>>216167556I have a train at 9:22 tomorrow morning will it still be at 9:22 I don’t get it
>>216167595no you have to turn up at 1022
>>216167595depends if its a leap year
>>216167588Do you know what the Barnett formula is? The real difference is that Wales is a devolved nation, Lancashire is not is a English county
good morning my umkittens
>>216167595trains don't run on sundays, double check your ticket
>>216167632hey nigga.
>>216167556does that mean an extra hour sleepor an hour less
>>216167635Yes they do
I like being Irish
>>216167632good morning everybunny!!
cut my own hair yesterdayI look like one of those people who had brain surgery and the doctors had to cut their own hair
>>216167627na ive never heard of ity*rkshire sometimes talk about getting independenceif they do it Lancashire must to declare war on them
had a dream I hit a Budweiser Grand Slam in the bottom of the ninth
>>216167661why would the doctor cut their now harthey’ve got barbers to do that now yays
>>216167669>na ive never heard of itBasically it means that england is already giving vast sums of money to the celts and therefore only a deranged sectionalist would expect "compensation" for the small amount england spends on itself
Lads how do you respond when arguing that trans women shouldn't be in sport because males have advantages and a chick says "how would you do in a boxing fight with Katie Taylor"If you say you'd beat the fuck out of her (which is obviously true) they will laugh and you lose the argument but if you say no they also win the argument.
>>216167627>Barnett formulai just duckduckgo'd it and fucking scotland is getting paid way more than they deserve due to itbet Wales is toofuck scotlandfuck waleboth can fuck right offEngland doesnt need you lot
>>216167720yeah i just looked at it >>216167729i now hate j*cks and t*ffs
>>216167669It means whenever the UK government spends money on something in England say like a road in England that cost £1 billion, the Barnett formula means Scotland would get 8%, Wales 5%, NI 3%With HS2, Scotland and NI got their money but since the government catergorised HS2 as and “England and Wales” project Wales never got their money (4-5 billion)
me pretending the pepsi i put in the freezer for 10 mins isn’t still lukewarm
Honestly laughed out loud when I heard they accidentally released that migrant hotel nonce in chelmsforddeary, deary mewhat a failing state we have, you have to laugh
>>216167729>way more than they deserveIt’s not for fun it’s literally proportional to population. The rest of your argument is just emotional rambling
I've made four back to back (YOU) bait posts and not got a single response Grim
>>216167777>accidentallyOh sweet summer child
the signatures are growing. email your MP and urge them to sign it
>>216167777It's a genuine fucking clown show
>>216167777It's intentional
>>216167830my MP is in labour
>>216167837There are labour MPs who’ve signed it
boughted a book
decided to stop using chatgpt upon the revelation that sam altman is a pooftera jew i could've handled, but a poofter is too much
>>216167770>>216167800dont care. im not anti-scotland and anti-walsyou want independence? good. fuck off.
>>216167893But we weren’t talking about independence we were talking about money owed from HS2
i drank 2l of water and im parched againhonestly think i have diabetes
>wales this, scotland thatno such thing
Who else has a resident garden hedgehog?
How are trans people looked at in the Muslim community and in islam?
>>216167946Iran advocates for gays to transition so they won't be gay anymore They have the second largest tranny population after Thailand
had two dreams about 4chan last nightone was that 4chan got infected with aome kind of malware that kept opening new tabs, some of them had stats that shared personal details about my life, some were threads with lots of gibberish posts, some boards had interracial porn spammed on them.My second dream about 4chan I met some twinky boy from there and we started shagging although I didn't initially have that intention
>>216167961What would happen in somewhere like Iran or Palestine if a trans person attempted to enter a female toilet?
fat girl from toil off for “unknown time” for surgerywonder if she’ll come back looking fit and sexy
>>216167944no, but one visited a couple of years ago to the bewilderment of catbergyou're very lucky
>>216167944Pics of hedgehog?
Late stage soviet-union but without the breadlines and brown people on the take everywhere
>>216168089screaming
>>216168009aha catberg must have been so confused
>>216168101he asked me not to take pictures sorry
>>216168128>>216168128>>216168128
>>216168101
fernet branca for breakfasttwo shotsclears the airways
>>216168136oh no! help him!
>>216167944no ive only got a backyard with a few planters and an apple tree and occasionally get rats move in.
>>216167998a lass who is a friend of a friend got gastric bypass and lost something wild like 10 stoneit was insanei wouldn't say she looked fit after, but it was a shocking transformationbut if you bullied her when she was fat she wont shag you when she gets fit