speak to the average german for two minutes
>>216177555You are asking why a literal group of people that speak like ChatGPT don't have any modern cultural relevancy in 2025? Oh Kim please...
>>216177555Because Germany is the china of europe.
>>216177555We're too autistic for it
>>216177555Because they don't do that in Germany
>>216177628kek
>>216177628i was in discord with some kraut and i mentioned goethe to hi, he scoffed and said i quote "hate this boring crap"
>>216177628Fpbp
>>216177789The least they could do is make shows about working hard
>>216177555poopensharten
>>216177555Not specially popular but they had some influential stuff like krautrock or motorik.
>>216177628Came here to post this.
>>216177555When were Korea and Japan cultural superpowers?
we're not really a "cultural superpower"we just occasionally make things that get big, and it's like "oh did you know this is actually french? huh."
>>216177555They were actually making great movies during weimar era but nazis killed it and it never recovered. When people think of European cinema, they usually think of France and Italy but Germany could be up there as well
>>216177905This band literally made a song about being cucked by a Norwegian BVLL btwLook up Hero
>>216178416Right now
>>216178416I fully agree with you about korea but wtf we too???Doncya realize that you are on anime board???(fr?)
I assume he means popular culture, because when it comes to subjects such as classical music and philosophy they are quite the superpower, also several founding figures of quantum mechanics were German speakers.
>>216178416Are you living under a rock?
>>216177628fpbp
>>216178733>what is kpop>what is squid game
>>216177555The only reason is: germanophobia.When I post under a different flag, I get millions of (you)'s and kek's and lol's.When I post under the german flag, all I get is "ugh german humor".Germanophobia is real. And it hurts.
>>216178850fag
france dominated around the time it could have been but in music and philosophy it was unrivalled at the time
>>216177628FPBP, that says it all
>>216177555>Dr.Strangelove pfpHaha very quirky and mysterious
>>216178702It's not half bad of a song.
>>216177555Mexicans stole their music from Germany
Reminder that there is a huge discord server for germanophobes where they organize anti-german raids on 4chan.
>>216177555Tell me
>>216178591Yeah, I thought the same thing when I saw the OP. France hasn't been culturally influent in a long while.
>>216179064I know a german joke.A ball rolls around the corner and falls over.
A germanophobe just replied to me in this thread.
>>216177555Meh, probably for the better we didn't. I'd go fucking mental, if there was some Germanboo equivalent to weebs, that would talk to me in broken German about Tatort or some shit.
Leibniz, Kant, Hegel
>>216178729>>216178733>>216178781I believe that to be a cultural superpower you need to have people like Descartes, Moliere, Shakespeare, John Locke, Newton, Maxwell, Pascal, Milton, Rabelais, etc. The influence of anime and k-pop is impressive, but it's not enough
Heibniz, Lant, Kegel
>>216179426You'd be surprised how many Wehraboos there are (mostly from thirdie countries for some reason).
>>216179429>>216179456Who? I know Tate I know speed who knows random German sound names.No one stop pretending like you know or read or watched whatever they made
>>216179537>I know TateBut Tate doesn't know you. And it's eating you alive. It's eating away at your soul, anon. You are humiliated and diminished. You will never recover.
>>216179580Yeah but I know Tate I don't know leibnitz or whatever because it's not relevant nor does it even matter
>>216179635Deranged statements dreamed up by a tortured soul.
>>216179635It's a chocolate biscuit x
>>216179474Yeah, but they don't care about any actual German cultural output, not even from Nazi era. They're just edgy LARPers who hate darkies and use Hitler for shock value.I have yet to find one of those, who even knows who people like Heinz Rühmann or Adalbert Lutter are.
>>216179664>xI love it when brits use that, it's fucking cute :3
>>216179721Anon they ARE the darkies, that's what makes it so strange.
>>216179767Even the darkest of darkies, can find another darkie, who is even more dark-skinned than him.
>>216179844>Even the darkest of darkiesPlease leave my dad out of this.
>>216179721>like Heinz Rühmann or Adalbert Lutter It is absolutely mind-blowing and beyond insanity that you expect me to know those literal nobodies names.
>>216179844Not when you're the niggest though. Truly a fate worse than death.
>>216177555>German literature>German opera>German diaspora>Oktoberfest>German Cinema>German industrial brands>German philosophy>Germanic migrations For a country that didn't have a colonial empire the scale of the French or British, I'd say they still left a pretty good mark on world culture.
>>216177628I was in an EVE Online corp a decade ago where I was the only Brit in it, everyone else was German and it was run by an Austrian. They were great lads, tonnes of banter, I like Germans but you're right, in a sense.
>>216177555the pussies kept losing world wars
Judging by the average /deutsch/ poster it is because Germans are either unmedicated schizophrenics, low IQ white trash or khhv incel school shooters in the making.
>>216177555Only in modern pop culture. Germans are still widely respected in literature, philosophy, science, art, and music.
>>216178781Whats surprising is that aside from Pokemon the other Japanese companies don't even try.
>>216180182This poster is british.
>>216179444we're talking about pop culture, not "culture" in your narrow definition
>>216180230I am not. Post 5 consecutive posts in that general that disproof it.
>>216177628/thread
>>216180282This poster is british.
>>216177555All of these are different. France was the cultural center of the West for centuries, its language was spoken in the entire continent. It was a slow build up.The English rose to power fast with their industrial revolution and BTFO the French in a complete cultural victory in the 19th century, their empire was massive, extremely rich, there were more Englishmen around the world than any other Euro. This is why the English language replaced French, and why everybody would start copying English culture and way of life.In comparison, Germany isn't much more special than Italy or Spain. It's big and rich, sure, but they never had the reach or influence as the French or the English. The Japanese heavily pushed their culture around the world in the 80s and Koreans copied them in the 2010s. This was a very deliberate strategy.
>>216177555The German language is horrifically ugly, and German culture is fiercely elitist and archaic.
>>216180409We krautpologize.
>>216179444You sound stupid bitch
>>216180816I think he sounds intelligent and well-spoken.
>>216180852Literally nobody in this chat knows the names he mentions their name as if he has read them. To me it feels like >Mention a name no one knows>People now think I read him and I'm smartLike bro fuck off I used to do that in elementary school LMAO
>>216180904in this chat? lmao
>>216180904I hear you, anon. And most importantly, I see you.
>>216177555>japan
>>216179444Kek you sound like a true autist, move to Germany they do that there ya boring nerd LMAO
>>216181498I think he sounds intelligent and well-spoken.
>>216180189All of these reference past figures like 100 years ago, man I fucking hate when YouTubers post video essays on how "Kafkaesque aesthetics are nice actually" then go on rants about Kafkaesque life
>>216179580are you 40 or all germans talk like a goofy aah unc
>>216182020I am 52.
>>216178733what is there besides overrated raw fish, cartoons for man children, the most unhinged porn you can imagine, and molesting women on the train
It kind of was when Prussia peaked. Japan unironically wanted to be like Prussia
>>216180326yeah, "cool japan", it even has a name. and weebs swallow it like candy as the gullible cattle they arehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cool_Japan
>>216182430>flagWhat would a southern european know about Prussia?
>>216180904>>216181498Average anime viewer, lmao
>>216182504More than you. Since I'm not inundated with anti German globalist education in school. Keep sucking NGO cock
>>216177555soldier race
>>216177628>>216177555I remember seeing some german animations from the 30's and hearing about that there was a interest in it before the war, so imagine it was all lost with the war and the splitting of the state
>>216182889>german humor
>>216177555Germans are too afraid to export any sort of culture of theirs that isn't Oktoberfest. They've given up, they just let the US do the hard work.
>>216182947i rike it
>>216177555German culture is in fact the default European culture. You simply do not see it because it is everywhere. How do I know this? Think of the most American food you can.>hamburgerI rest my case.
>>216183118Aren't you the one who makes anti-german threads all the time
>>216183242didn't know that there was another paraguayan poster outside of the /csg/
>>216183299Yes he hates germans ever since the mango incident. And because a lot of german chuds moved to Paraguay during corona
>>216183118Thoughts?
>>216183460>thoughtfulalso is it really a thing about British teeth? or is just a meme created by americans, probably as a way of projecting it
>>216183326>a lot of german chuds moved to Paraguay during coronadidn't know that, though that explains those german flyers searching for a wife in my uni
>>216184440yes
>>216179721>Heinz RühmannKINO
>>216179721>Heinz RühmannVAGEENO
>>216184440what historical reason would there be for us to have significantly worse dental care than anywhere else in the west?
>>216177555In the 19th century German theorists were extremely influential in the development of private law doctrine
>>216185583expand
>>216185583>Muh PaaaaaaaaaastWhat saddened people Eurofaggots are Really
>>216185583>he development of private law doctrinebut then they published it and turned it from private into public and it all went downhill from there
>>216185621I don't remember it in great detail, but in the 19th century there were mostly two opposed movements, one that wanted to model the new private law codes on the basis of the current legal practice, and the other (the Pandectists, for example Savigny) that intended to use again Roman law to build a new systematic legal doctrineIn the end none of them won decisively, but their work laid the basis for most of the theoretical legal developments at the beginning of the 20th century that later translated to positive legislationI'm not that into legal history, just what I remember from uni years ago>>216185626Stfu you ugly yellow gook
>>216185653Hallöchen Bavarianon wieso bist du nicht jetzt in Spanien?
>>216185760>Stfu you ugly yellowhe's not ugly it's just radiation poisoning from hiroshima
>>216185792I FUCKING LEFT SPAIN BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING NONSTOPIT WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST BETRAYAL OF MY LIFE
>>216185796They should have nuked the gooks to oblivion, 2 were not enough
>>216185825btw i was in apulia before spain, for a couple of days and i love it a lot <3THANK YOU ITALY
>>216185809wie traurig, jetzt musst du vielleicht sogar in Deutschland arbeiten oder?
>>216185870joa aber ich kann von zuhause aus arbeiten und manchmal auch aus dem ausland also kann ich igentlich so viel reisen wie ich will ^^
>>216185892Das war ein Scherz lol, ich dachte du wärst ein NEET
>>216177555Because after WW2 they practically weren't allowed to. (They)) let some German musician here and there become mainstream but that's it. Any kind of creative scene is intentionally neglected. Germany can't influence other European nations because that'd be bad if Germany ever chuds out again
>>216185984ANOTHER MEDITERRANEAN BETRAYALWHEN DOES IT STOP
>>216186136niemals, die Südländer sind ein treuloses Volk
>>216178850Unironically true
>>216186654see>>216179550
There's the whole concept of schadenfreude. Anyone interested in classical music and opera would be immersed in German cultural mores. Much of the cinematic language we're used to is derived from Weimar-era film.
>>216179444I think Korea has not made anything unique so far but simply works 20% harder at other people's ideas. However there are lots of Japanese mangaka that have unique ideas and works. Anime in Japan is supposed to just be a higher end production of a manga lots of people think are popular and are often judged by their ability to bring the original work to life. I think Lovecraft can be considered an American cultural giant, and he just made sci-fi pulp fiction comics and short stories.
>>216182470Maybe the west should make something that's worth swallowing instead.>>216185575Industrial revolution and its consequences.
germans dont make art, they make tools. same reason china is also culturally irrelevant despite making a shitton of stuff. japan is influential because they have a domestic art ecosystem that rivals that of americas
>>216177656china is a historical cultural superpower though. 80% of the shit you like form japan/korea has roots in china.
>>216187901because britain is the only country that ever industrialised
>>216179444you've never read descartes, locke, or any of those people you pretentious faggot.
https://youtu.be/fPUOT46ucrk?si=Qeg-JGgnCkYUMLRcWatch this and you'll understand everything wrong with Germans.
>>216177555They quite literally wrote the human anthem thoughbeit
>why doesn't germany shit out slop like k-shit and tranimeWhy should we?
>>216188172I don't know about germans but there's definitely something wrong with you if you sat through that whole thing
>>216188277it's a kc classic newfag.
>>216177677But your enthusiasm for trains has led to some fantastic electrical, mechanical, and general-engineering breakthroughs.
>>216188242truke 2bhpumping out mass industrial slop media that makes everyone dumber and gayer is nothing to be proud of
>>216188309Fucking zoomers these days, man. They don't even know the classics.
>>216186461Oh schöner SüdOh schlimmes Rom Oh süße HimmelsbläueOh blutgetränkter TiberstromOh falsche welsche Treue
>>2161775552 reasons mostly, Germans are the antagonist of Anglos but later during the Cold War when Timmies got chill, our population just became old af and boomers don’t produce no culture. Best example is Bavaria: kept alive because of German migration, otherwise it would be just like any other German state aka irrelevant (although it’s only Oktoberfest anyways)
>>216177555They punch below their weight in electronic music. Ik ooks have always made the best trance, frogs the best house, and Detroit techno mogs German techno.
STOP THE GERMANOPHOBIA ON /INT/
>>216190882>frogs the best housethanks for letting us know that your only exposure to house music is daft punk
>>216190986ModjoCassiusDarius (+ others on the Roche musique label)sit yo monkey ass down
>>216177555They were prior to the 20th century. Anglos were obsessed with people like Wagner and German idealism was supplanting France's cultural dominance.
>>216177555Because Germany got buckbroken way harder than Japan after WW2.National and cultural pride hasn't really been a thing after WW2 other than maybe sometimes in football.Although I think it's slowly making a comeback since more and more Germans rightfully feel threatened by mass migration.
>>216177555Countries don't promote cultures, cities do, london, paris, tokyo, these are the places people dream of when it comes to pop culture. Germany never had any global cities, berlin almost became one but it became nothing more than an American military outpost after ww2.
>>216191673Do you think Austria and Germany should unify?
>>216180904unalive asap lil bro
>>216177555Germans don't have souls, that's why they build machines and drink beer to cope with the pain.
Germans are the default human race
>>216191893At the moment no, but if the EU ever collapses reuniting might be better than staying as a small helpless country.(the whole neutrality meme might not work forever) That's assuming Germany will have a non retarded government by then, I certainly wouldn't want to be ruled by even crazier pro migration/Islam Leftists than we have.
>>216192096germans aren't a race you dumb fuck.
>>216192782They literally are. The major races of Europe are Celts, Germanics, Slavs, Italics, and Greeks.
>>216192814>telling everybody you got a double digit iq without saying so
>>216177555France being on the list tells you all you need to know, women control all culture.
The Neverending Story, I liked it
>>216179444I have never heard any of those names.
They dominate the work simulator market.
prussian schooling system and german cultural influence over central (i know) europe are pretty huge
>>216177656Then there should be popular German songs all over social media at least, but the only one I've heard of is ein zwei polizeiThere would also have to be popular German gacha games
>>216194598France made expedition 33 which is this years goty
>>216195033yeah the issue is that germans sung in englishbut99 luftballonsfruglingsgefuhle (maybe it's just me)rock me amadeus
>>216195046if this UE5 garbage gets GOTY over silksong i will fucking never play a new game again
>>216177555"germany" didnt exist until pretty recently, but german culture has made an incredible impact on the western world
>>216195082Nothing wrong with UE5
>>216195179lol, lmao, even>>216195136incredible truth nuclear bomb II reich prussoids will seethe
I shidded and I farded.
>>216179429who?
>>216177628
>>216177555Japanese thief steals this thread and earns money.http://www.all-nationz.com/archives/1083779668.html
>>216177555I think Korea is a cultural superpower in Asia.Germany is probably a superpower in Europe, too.
>>216200805>Germany is probably a superpower in Europe, too.No
>>216200805I don't think so.
Literally every ideoligy we use in the modern world was invented by Germans. Except for Anglo-racism.
>>216200805Plastic dancing whores isn't "culture"
>>216177555Best people I partied with in Prague were Germans who were fellow sex pests and made good wings. We even threw up Romans, it was a great time.
>>216177555>bongolia>frogland>cultural super powersbongs, frogs and nazis have no culture and cannot produce kino like my animes
>>216178416literally right now. more so japan but Korea has popular music, popular shows and they just made a popular film about their music.Japan's been culturally dominate in America since like the 1960s and makes tons of anime and vidya
>>216178686This. The nazis burned early trans research books, and science took 50 years to catch back up from transphobia
I can't obecjtively comment on that because we're very much in their sphere of influence since the beginning of Polish statehood. in eastern europe it's everywhere even where people don't expect
>>216201041your girls think so
>>216178686People hate on Weimar but it had a great culture and science output. It was politics and economy why it failed
>>216177555Howdy Germanic subjects. Check it out, I'm made of gold.
>>216201265The Korean Culture
>>216201591accept reality
>>216201591>>216201693Compared to American movies and pop songs, anime and K-pop are like David taking on Goliath.
>>216182889I had to search dictionary about pole just to make sure "a pole" is what i know already.
>>216202086David won!!
>>216201693I don't know what kind of vote count that is, but does North Korea getting one vote mean it's ranked among the most disliked countries?
>>216177555My two most recent long term interactions with Germans in the US were1: German getting into a screaming match with me because he hated American firetrucks2: German getting angry and arguing with me at work because he was angry that we had the AC on in summer. Literally said "we don't do this in Germany"
>>216201064>Except for Anglo-racism.I am not an Anglo American racist. I believe in Anglo American egalitarianism, liberalism and the total nuclear vaporization of all who oppose it. I am a moderate.
>>216177555How are UK and France cultural superpowers exactly?
>>216178850ugh german humor
>>216182889the last ones are funny
>>216179444No one care about shitpost makers from 300 years ago
>why doesn't germany produce slop for brainlets to buyBecause we have a sense of quality.