It's NOT over edition
>>216197034Well no because we got an extra hour
yeah 3x
having negative thoughts about the government again
Yep, having that wank to Emma Watson. Not really a bad plan honestly.
so this is it. the last /brit/
>Matthew BroderickI don’t get it
>>216197059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsVnyeV_jMwYes, i've got no one around to pull me thruI just need someone to turn to, yes I doDoing my best just to change my yesterdaysThen I won't have no more errors of my way
In Ireland you’re considered a chud if you speak or know Irish
did they find that ethiopian mong yet
>>216197059Thinking about her farts?
>>216197082No one under 95 years old speaks it
>>216197036why are you up so early, little britbros?tell me your storiesi'm a great listener
>>216197096im a night shift worker and i was off tonight, i just beat the silent hill 2 remake, it was ok. nothing compared to the resident evil games desu
>>216197096Driving to Ireland
GOOD movie, check it out
>>216197058Sounds extremist. Starmers asshole is the church of England and you must go to church and pray for forgiveness radical!
>>216197116>i just beat the silent hill 2 remakethen you are a better man than me, that game scared the shit out of me and i had to stop playing it>>216197125this man is going places!
>>216197131Yes, lad. Made by and featuring actual ex cons from LiverpoolThe opening few scenes are some of the best of any gangster film you'll see
>>216197150Need subtitles tho
>>216197131I liked it was a kid but I'm scouse and don't know if I was just happy to see scousers in a film. I didn't realise they had ripped off that scene from goodfellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3FtFRGxY3oThen he journeyed for a long waysAnd she was never in his mindCame he home to just a memoryFor the lady she had died!Take good care of time to sow your own true seedThe summer's end will bring your leaving
>>216197125I will assume since you have a British flag that you're either in Northern Ireland or you own an amphibious automobile.
is aussie internet still shit
>>216197193nah it's decent nowstill well behind europe I imagine but nowhere near as bad as it used to be
>>216197184No I’m driving to Wales first and then getting on the ferry with my car
>>216197202>let me tell you about my country!why are aussies like this
>>216197216proud of my country it's that simple matenow off you trot
>>216197086Nah just wanking to her face and body and fantasising about sexual intercourse with her.
>>216197213hello i once took the ferry from france to britain and i got a bit seasick and i had to throw up but i made sure the puke landed in french watersleast i could do for my little britbrosi love you too much
>>216197227>proud of my countryhappy for you, koala cuntfucker
>>216197243>i made sure the puke landed in french watersextemely based, i love germany, i love my saxon ancestors
>>216197202that's good. glad to hear. is the ping a bit dogshit for many games ?
>>216197202also is it hard to get games online in your evening time or has global inceldom's rise made it not a huge problem ?
>>216197270ping is a distance thing nothing we can really do about thatwhen I was a young lad playing halo 3 and that you'd get matched with americans but that doesn't happen anymore>>216197281plenty of pretty niche games (especially shooters) have strong australian communities
>>216197255NOT IF I LOVE YOU FIRST
just gained a clue
>>216197300THANKS. I LOVE YOU
getting a little bit homo in herelots of men talking about how they love each other
just realised i got subconsciously influenced by this >>216197301despite not reading it or comprehending it consciously before i made this >>216197315post
*poot*
>>216197316bum sex imminent
this tarq slag makes my cock so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRkhgWjvMYY
>>216197358
>>216197094Interesting..
>>216197096fixing my sleep schedule innithad it nice and proper but then my mate came down on wedneday and i fucked it up staying up til 5am 3 nights in a row
starting a new chapter of me life right this instant
>>2161972129:01
>>216197384it just ended...*unsheathes katana*
Lads what would you do in this scenario>Above average looks >tall>No job and no potential for a job due to severe mental illness>Severely mentally ill>2k a month to live on from an injury as a child (can't touch anything more than 2k a month forever)
>>216197377heres a jif version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFMn19ntxGcUnder forest branches she came to meUntil the day she cried aloud a father I should beThat was the last that we met, I never saw her againFor she took her life on Princetown moor to save my worthy name
>>216197399does that 2k a month go up with inflation?
>>216197400
>>216197399probably stop using a made up illness as an excuse to be a wastrel
>>216197399>Lads what would you do if you were an irrational lunatic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qzrq_jWH4Ylove r louise
>>216197414Not sure, it's handled an estranged family member >>216197422No I'm genuinely mentally ill like schizo level>>216197429Exactly
>>216197399I'd probably inject my stomach with anaesthetic then perform a surgery on myself as I lay on the kitchen table, cutting my lower ribs off so that I can suck my own cock better, maybe give that a try?
Lads what would you do in this scenario>Above average looks >tall>No job and no potential for a job due to severe mental illness>Severely mentally ill>2k a month to live on from an injury as a child (can't touch anything more than 2k a month forever)>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>216197399i would give 2k per month to a nice stranger on the internet
>>216197486GREAT post
>>216197486I'd just be normal.Sorted. x
>>216197490How would I live?
>>216197506With the satisfaction that you've made me so happy with your donation! x
>>216197486>so i dont want to see you againthats what chloroform is for
>>216197536What about food and shelter for me?
>>216197550awe don't worry babes it'll sort itself out x
that mcdonalds i ordered is still waiting for a delivery driver but i'm being very patient
Andrew’s friendship with pedophile Greville JANNER begs questions
>>216197600i'm a fat bastard and not even i would have mcdonalds delivered
>>216197399>>Above average lookscan almost guarantee this is inaccurate
And give those Irish hoodlums a drink?
>>216197036https://youtu.be/XI0vVvxq9rY
>Kincora boys were taken to Classiebawn Castle where Lord Mountbatten raped themhttps://www.thejournal.ie/new-book-lord-mountbatten-kincora-sexual-abuse-6706653-May2025/
im above average everything :)but I WILL be number 1!!
>Virginia Giuffre ‘raped by well-known Prime Ministerhttps://www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/576602/virginia-giuffre-raped-by-well-known-prime-minister-us-version-of-posthumous-memoir-claims
>>216197779clickbait and why do you give a fuck about NZswear to god no EU person has an identity and its just their country
>>216197486love a returning gimmick
as a catholic and a humanist i cannot and will not condone rape but if the victim is hot i do get a bit jelly
>>216197699Surely Americans outside big cities can't get food delivered?You all drive 30 miles to shart in a Walmart
>>216197791reading the article would help
Canada
>>216197710You would be mistaken, it's actually scary the level of shagging I'm able to do while being mentally unwell with no job
sat in my little garbage can of a car waiting for the petrol station to open
>>216197779i mean if it's a former uk prime minister and a bloke there's only so many people it could be
sir justin castro
>>216197801yeah becase the link is designed to be clickbait, so it can go kis. autistic spastic (atypical EU)
>>216197813
No prizes for guessing how the predominantly elderly times readers reacted to this one lol
>>216197810Get a Volvo
>>216197797>outside big citiesWe have thousands upon thousands of small/medium sized towns, each with their own group of restaurants. So long as you live within a 10 minute drive of one of them you can have food delivered.
>>216197813it was the former israeli one apparently
>>216197820still didn't readlurk more newfag
Church Street, 1912 and 2025
>>216197810so when you're near me darling can't you hear me SOS
alaska, home...
easy access, guarenteed(almost) guaranteed returns savings and savings packages needs to be retired if we want inflation to go away. its annoying that every 100IQ faggot with a job has 16K in their ISA etc. so they just print extra money for free with no risk or work, or even giving it to a broker. goyim begging to be in a simulation
Catberg
>>216197830volvos just chug petrol like no other, terribly fuel inefficient cars
>>216197810nice whip mate
you give them blackrock and charles swebab and what you get in return is your money costing you less thats the deal and you are taking it and you wont ever wake up
am woked. if only I'd died in my sleep
>>216197869why should interest not exist? why should the bank have my money for free?
>>216197885
>>216197827this country is effectively a nursing home that extracts wealth from the young and gives it to the old
>>216197894bitches love a dingy shitbox
>>216197909tired leftoid take
>>216197885hope you're not planning on transporting him anywhere in that
>>216197922bizarre that being against social programs, nationalised healthcare and income tax is now a lefty position
sunday morning wank? don't mind if I do
crazy how often everyone here wanks
woke up dead
>>216197885Chonk
wanking over these horses
better than dying woke
>>216197968is it?
Right well the coffee machine is patronising me now so that's just fucking greatMade to feel like a fool by an over engineered kettle
>>216198001
>>216198006your coffee machine is very proud of you and so am i
>>216197968recently found out i'm not normal since i very rarely wank multiple times a day
>>216197998yeah that's why I said so son
catberg snoozing up a storm in my smelly bedroom
>>216198010Would smash that glass on his green faggot face
>>216198028tough crowd today
Time to bust out the peacoats and overcoats for Winter
>>216198028dont be rude now
Thinking about those stinky Emma farts.
>>216198044i throw frozen peas at the dog sometimes for a laugh she loves it
>>216198028would you really though? maybe its wholesomeness would overcome you if you tried that.
>>216198010
>>216198018I'm the same, don't get how people are able to do that. One and done that's me
That's exactly what /deutsch/ does if you've ever visited their general. They all sit around and post autismfrogs. Each thread has about 100 Pepes/Apus.
>>216198044not cold enough yet
>>216198103sounds less funny than here but significantly more wholesome than here
Want to learn to draw, but a drawing pad with stylus is so expensive - seems like a foolish investment when I can barely draw anything. My grandfather used to draw/watercolour birds and I'd love to do the same, but I hate ruining drawings with mistakes
>>216198128can i recommend a pencil and a notepad
My penis is only 5.8 inches
think it's fucking insane I don't have a girlfriend
the toilfu got new glasses and looks even cuter now
>>216198115It's fucking freezing m8
>>216198167it's not officially cold until I can walk outside and see my breath
i never post in /deutsch/ thoi feel closer to my britbros than to g*rmansi spit on /deutsch/'s grave
>>216198167what's the exact temperature and your mother's maiden name?
>>216198199Ancestral submission broke your brain
Would you still be racist if black people were like Family Matters?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4R91CR-YZU
>>216198219and my sphincter
>>216198150lmao tiny
convince me to get out of bed
>>216198231Yeah just hate how they look
The Sidhe, the fairy forts, that bespeckle Ireland's landscape are the doorways to the Celtic Otherworld Samhain forms the hinges that keeps these doorways closed but soon they will swing open
big poo brewing
>>216198271probably be bigger than my small 5.8 inch penis
can here a sea bird outside but i am in fact not near the sea
heart rate is too high for a pre bedtime wank so just a cup of chamomile before bed then
>>216198271ktim
Can hear a black bastard outside but I am in fact not near Africa
>>216198302you ever get bored of your own posts?
>A man dressed as a Nazi SS officer was kicked out of a Georgia bar after allegedly breaking a woman's nose with a beer glass.>Kenneth Leland Morgan, 33, was arrested in the early hours of Friday morning following an altercation outside of Cutters Pub in Athens, Georgia. The National Revolution has begun!
>>216198311Nah
>>216198199Are you Bavaryan or SAXON?
>>216198333
time for a labubu wank
>>216197869money is printed by banks retard not by you having something in your savings accountthats you lending to your bank, and you can't create moneybanks on the other hand create money when they lend
>>216198371
suck my dick EU bugman
>>216198343Servus!
posh crisps for brekkie
>>216198343my mum grew up in west germany and said bavaria was the most beautiful place shed ever been, is that true?
>>216198231https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8wQYK1tJUc
>>216198420FOY
>>216198420fried foreskins is it today lad?
Any owls, hawks, eagles, kestrels or falcons in?
>>216198423think about this every day do you
>>216198420nvm i had a delerium where i read chips idk why been playing toontown for hours now like 14
>>216198432hooting
>>216198420right well that's a willy isn't it
>>216198424homicide rate was higher in the 80s than the 90s thoughever
wanktoil: completevidyatoil: begin
>>216198411SERVUS BURSCHE
>>216198423bavaria is beautiful beyond belief
do hast me
sir horrid henry
>>216198477now do overall violent crime
>>216198438kestrel sounds like such a weak name for what is a powerful killerlike if someone threatened me with a hawk or an eagle i could be worried but being threatened with a kestrel sounds like nothing
awful lot of RE2 clones getting released on steam these days
still cannot believe what was posted randomly, out of nowhere yesterdaybloody hell
>>216198420Why have you got your penis out?
>>216198520sometimes i oversharesorryit's not just words, it's also cumand sometimes pee(i have a weak bladder)
>>216198513overall about the same but was rising in the 80s and dropping in the 90s
>>216198441no
The British State can find deleted social media posts and be on your doorstep to prosecute you in hours but it cannot find a mentally ill child molester in prison issue clothing wandering aimlessly around the most surveilled city in the world, not even attempting evasion. The state also asks for my cooperation in finding this person while spending my money on CCTV vans to make sure I didn't leave my car parked somewhere for too long.
>>216198547wrong
>>216198520What was it
Fond of an osprey meself
>>216198438for me its the buzzard
>>216198569you can just look at the graph matethe numbers dont lie and they spell disaster for you
For me, sparrowhawk
just seen a lads willy
>>216198559easily one of the most hilarious parts about it is that he probably doesn't even know what's going on or that they're after himhe's just going about eating kfc and it's like he is some criminal mastermind evading pursuit>we're running an experimental psychic scan to find him>sir, no brain activity detected>damn, this guy must be good
ktim
>>216198559Extremely funny story, even the police asking him to turn himself in
really it's 8am
>>216198660time for some gaming
>>216198559mainly because actual police work is hard, but online police work is easyit's as simple as sending a request to whatever social media platform for your IP, then sending a request to your ISP to get your address. all of which can be done in minutes by a single officer behind a deskit's so easy to make arrests this way that the actual skills of combing CCTV, following a trail and gathering evidence have atrophied
nigger
Millenials are killing the sawn off shotgun industry
How did my fellow Brits enjoy their extra hour in bed today?
Why don't they use AI to find the brown nonce
>>216198746Why do they do this shit on a sunday and not a working day, it's just joyless planning
Morning lads, another day of misery and squalor is it?
Always thought Kyle Reese from the Terminator was one of the best characters in any science fiction film. Biehn portrays him amazingly well. Really good character who shows toughness, determination, sadness and romance.
>>216198746Was working nightshift so had to stay an extra hour without being paid for that hour
>>216198769>Really good character who shows toughness, determinationliterally the opposite of me>sadness and romanceliterally me
Just seen a video of a bunch of scary looking muslims in all black with covered faces marching straight through a Unite Against Fascism march chanting 'Allah Akbar' and some weedy little leftypol bloke says 'w-we're on the same side!' down his megaphone and gets 'NO WE'RE NOT' barked into his face by one of the big muslim fellas that would snap him like a twigWill the penny drop soon?
>>216198795d-dad?
>>216198769didn't like him for ages because i saw terminator 2 before terminator 1 for some reason and he's one of the most boring bits of terminator 2 if you're 5 and didn't see the first one
Signing up to be a cog in the machine x
>>216198809>2 if you're 5i was told there'd be no math
>>216198762another grim day in the mindless march towards cirrhosis and early death
>>216198637where was he going
You don't understand [redacted] only 55 is young
>>216198840me? living forever. dying is for children
>>216198762actually no I'm meeting up with dadberg for a catch up over brunch in a couple hours x
And the latest mn update?
just had a cracking fap to sisberg’s nudes
>brunch
Doctor friends' anecdotes about pulling compacted poos out of down syndrome kids' arses
>>216198866>xwhen brits drop an x at the end of their posts my heart melts a littleand by a little i mean a lot(i am soft)
>>216198762you know it
>>216198880I deserve that although there isn't really any other way of describing having a big fryup at 1030
>>216198852to his death
>>216198897that's still reasonably within breakfast hours
>>216198199Dich kleine Schwuchtel würde wir sowieso direkt rausmobben.
>>216198918this is not a native german speakerbut i still love him with all my heart
someone with severe assburgers started talking to me in the petrol station and he was stumbling over his words and fidgeting and he had yellow teeth and all I could think of was my god this is the type of creature I routinely chat with on 4chan
Is a fucken voiboi longneck at 20 to 8 in the fucken mornin technically brunch? Most Australians have breakfast far earlier than that.
>>216198927that was me
>>216198927Should of asked it about nettles
>>216198927was he talking about pokemon go?
going for me run in a minute
>>216198966Hope you trip and fall into a muddy puddle and a gaggle of cute girls laughs at you
>>216198966what are you running from, little britbrothe popo?
>>216198966jog on
should be 9am but really its 8am. Mad mental cant believe it.
>>216199000jog on i shall!
https://youtu.be/bdYtpO1uXpo?t=45
>>216199007
Es bleiben im Raum: Mousey, Diego, Malaponte, und Nazimong
>>216199007Queenslanders don't have this problem
>>216198966Same, just having coffeeberg and then I'll take a big shitTired and hungover today tho
>>216198955no he was telling me that his dad worked at the same place I did and asked if I knew him and I had never heard of the guy but politely pretended I hadnow I'm wondering if his dad is just as much of a spacker
i've woken up woke. death to the patriarchy.
say what you will about the Indians, but they're right to say that grok is fun to use
>>216199098I woke up dead once, wouldn't recommend it
how would i go about making ai porn
>>216198128your grandfather sounds like a boring gay cunt
>>216199096Did he offer you an Altoid mint?
>>216199118Yeah alri Frankenstein's creature
>>216199069Wonder what her parents think of this
>Eight Reform UK councils 'set to hike tax' despite party promising to fight for lower rates,AHAHAHAHAHAHADoes rorke have a humiliation fetish? He just can't stop getting played by Farage
>>216199129no and if he did I would have declined it since his hands are probably covered in poo and dried cum
I'm a government man
>>216199160At least the boomers that are getting elected in the rorkewave are sane enough to accept realityNot like Italy where they started having fucking bridges fall down
>>216199160theres no money left matetime to tax the poorget rid of benefits
Alles für Deutschland
Hadush Kebatu hidden in my attic like Anne Frank
they must be monitoring the seat of my chair
>>216199198Cor imagine being one of the partisans turning this deadshit into pink mist
So hungover and got to drive across london to get the gf from city airport in a couple of hours
>>216199222Anne Frank liked 14 year old girls too
having anne wank
Want to get out of bed but kittenberg has curled up in a ball next to my chest under the duvet to shelter from the cold
warm cruzcampo for brekky
>>216199258city airport is one of the best connected airports in londonshe cant get public transport home?you'll be out there in your polluting car spewing out CO2 and gases all over teh place
>insists she's "frank">hides from authoritywho writes this shit
>>216199297post kitten
>>216199311she's always been frank and earnest with womenIn antwerp she's frank and in eidhoven she's ernest
>Nigel Farage slammed for 25 working days spent recording Cameo videosWorking hard
>>216199297feed me a live cat
hate it when youre wiping your arse and your finger goes through the paper then you just end up smeaing shit all ove the place
>>216199386fuck off cretin
he's VERY late today
>>216199399the clocks changed and mucked up his bot
>>216199330
the oriental women tend to dress more modestly compared to whites
>>216199410fat cunt
>>216199415hes chinese x
>>216199405he would be on time if it was an hour ago
*guitar solo*
>>216199441made me titter this
>>216199441*points at the sign*
>>216199474
>>216199412doesn't stop them being the kind of giga whore you'd expect to find walking the streets of Sodom mind you
Rachel Reeves' mansion tax raid plot: Class war plan will punish hard work and aspiration, say critics who warn NOTHING is safe from Labour
>>216199558
