Life is a matter of perspective Edition Previous: >>216194131
>>216198979SEAGULL
>>216198979
only birbs
>>216199095
>>216199162Fake ass crab
>>216199140Holy shit is this real
You can't just call people you don't like "honorary Israelis"
Why can't we talk about nice things? And be nice to one another? thank you
>>216199216This isn't iceland
>>216199216ura fake ass
>>216199216This isn't fucking iceland
>>216199218Prefer not to say
>>216199039
>>216199216I took this picture in chicago here are some white girls thank you
>>216199354How many miles?
>>216199095giwmawtf
>>216199362Poor guyImagine having your mental illness destroy your body for everyone to see
>>216199403I don't get it
I think Bill Watterson couldn't decide if Calvin was 6 years old or 12 years old
>>216199414calvin and hobbes IS for smart people, not the "modern audience"
>>216199370What do you mean?
>>216199414Bill is incredibly full of himself.
>>216199423nigga when you have to write 6 comic strips a week for 30 years you're gonna have to take some minor liberties
Time eat cereal!
Calvin and Hobbes is in literally every Brazilian university entrance exam
>>216199443t. SEETHING scamcademic
>>216199443That’s not the point. He’s making fun of obscurantism in academia
>>216199467I'm a jeet and I wrote my entire physics dissertation using AI, what the fuck do you have to fucking say to that motherfucker? Still landed me a high-paying six figure job and you're here frothing from your fucking mouth, fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216199466What do you mean by thatHow are they testing you on Calvin and Hobbes
>>216199486like I said, C&H is a VERY HIGH IQ comic strip you have to read above a 7th grade level to understand it.
>>216199493They get a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip and ask questions about it, sometimes related to Portuguese, chemistry, or physics. The University of São Paulo often uses it in their entrance exams thank you
>>216199381why? what would you even do with it
>>216199414ever wonder how destiny and vaush rationalize their behavior
>>216199582Back it up for a real one
VGH...the dream...
>>216199627I would be so horny if people were racist against me
I'm from Humberside
>>216199604Destiny just about employs the pigeon chess strategy when debating nearly anyone under the hot, boiling sun
So much of 4chan culture and ideology is just bucket crab shit. This is the realization that will set you free.
>>216199681Like what
>>216199581It's impossible to cuck Hobbes. He would simply treat it with bemused detachment.
>>216199681my opinion: create an incel board named /creep/ and posting incel whining outside of /creep/ is an autoban
I've never seen Jason win a debate in /cum/, not even an argument
>>216199699you can't cuck hobbes he's a tiger and also not real
>>216199581Whoever drew this deserves to be flayed alive
>>216199704if you really want this for 4chan, you should just go to reddit>>216199681if you feel this way, you should just find another sitenot joking
>>216199731sorry kid, 4chan has always been a normie board before you incel tourists showed up and ruined r9k
I'm headed to pisshortons what do you guys want from there? thank you
>>216199749It's called "Singh Hortons"
>>216199729why it's just a joke
>>216199581>>216199729Oops I thought that was Calvin kissing some guy I didn't realize it was Susie lol
>>216199755It's not called the trump tower it's the st. regis tower thank you
more like...shit shartons amirite boys
>>216199768>>216199770
>>216199742im just giving an honest suggestion
>>216199693he was a skater boy she said see you later boy
I was so happy yesterday when I was drinking 10 tallboys. Now I'm not so happy.
>>216199784Every canadian here is a jeet that lives in brampton or the GTA
>>216199793it does sound like you're a newfag who needs to GO BACK
>>216199808I took phenibut 5 days in a row now I gotta brace for the upcoming withdrawals fml
Would love to keep shitposing with my /cum/ bros but I have a long day tomorrow and need to go to bedGood night!Have nice dreams!
>>216199848>phenibutPenis in but
>>216199699>It's impossible to cuck Hobbes. He would simply treat it with bemused detachment.what about brian
>>216199875Who's cucking who here? Brian is a family dog
>>216199885brian is madly in love with louisHobbes just likes to flirt with Susie
Remember that episode where Brian died
>>216199216The crab is real in the sense that it's a plastic toy
>dog and wife have a romantic sub-plotsubtle social critique of white women
>>216199911no
What does it mean to be "real" anyways? If fictional things aren't real, for example, just because they aren't a physical reality, what does that say about us? We normies who will never be as widely known or influential as characters like Achilles or Sherlock Holmes. Your dead mom is but a grain of sand on the beach of existence compared to SpongeBob SquarePants. Is she more real because she once walked the earth?
Sneed
Hello I am Noland.
white women fuck dogs is a jealous brownoid meme. its whole basis isn't the idea that white women actually do it, its a critique of white women treating dogs like people. essentially, its criticism of white peoples empathy for animals, which brownoids don't understand or respect
>>216200274White 18-21 year old girls are trad, much more trad than any other kind of woman
>>216199808Elisha Cuthbert was so hot in the girl next door thank you
had a decent night sleep
>>216200610Just got up to be a fat fuck and rip a pop tart. Time to crash again buddy boyo
>>216198979wtf is this real
>>216200610how long did you sleep
>>216200799over 8 hours.
It is with the deepest regrets that I must inform you that Noland has passed away.
another day of worldly toilssuppose I will smoke weed about it
nobody cares
WAKE UP
>>216198979Bump
Need me a ghetto queen brossomebody hook me up
all the data tracking and ai companies can figure anything out about a person based on their devices, browsing history, location etc.why don't they create a useful service, like something that allows me to block all content made by browns or circles?
In church Can't go through the songs because people are doing the rosary. They've done this like four times in the row
Wouldn't mind sliding the ol penis into the goopy flesh cave
mi tink mi gwan smoke pon de ganja again
>>216203131She's on pcp or ket i think lol those eyes are wide wide
My goon rod is praying for better days
>>216204622https://youtu.be/2UR3UyXzlR8?si=A-YmM0nTPh-uhp-d
Had a dream where I was back in middle school with friends, hobbies, and a social life. Not rotting anyway in my room for years straight.
My gfs parents are coming over. I hope they aren't bothered by me.
>>216204938pussy
>>216200102
>>216204938delete all your anime files before they arrive
>>216204938>my gfNo such thing stop erping
>>216205128Thats against the rules i cant do it. They dont know.>>216205184Im afraid its factual and actual
hello. time for church
>>216205288they'll know if you don't
>>216205386I dunno if they know what anime is
should i move to canada? i have family there but i'd rather go to usa but its impossible for me at the moment
who cares? who even cares?!!!
i think milf neighbor has moved out
eating an italian cold cut sub with banana peppers, pickles, mustard and shredded cheddar and warm water
>>216205372I already did 8am massI'm checking out a Unitarian Church at 10
Eating cake for breakfast
>>216205525What's making it impossible to move to the US?
>Mom found the milf neighbor peeping hole
>>216205898enormously strict migration rules compared to canada. i also have family to stay at in toronto so i can have lighter start
Americans are the best posters on /int/ and it's not even close
Good morning to all
Hello!>>216205880Jealous
Hey /cum/ did you know?For just $2.88 YOU TOO can irrecoverably ruin the flavor and texture of like two whole pans of perfectly good burritos with this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216206117Hi
>>216206198I'm white, I make my own ingredients
>>216206241That would make you brown because it's enchiladas, white people tacos are literally preformed tacos.Home cooking isn't even a race thing, it's just womanly.Anyways, there is no enchilada sauce alive that actually improves burritos.Leave them burritos.Behead those who create enchiladas.
>>216206117Don't lie just to be polite, I KNOW for breakfast you ate one maybe two fresh, delicious brotchen with Nutella
>>216206362Nah, brown people go to the store and buy premade slop and pretend its ethnic, white people look up recipes and make their own ingredients from scratch. That's why browns seethe at whites and say they don't spice their food when theres less than 500 grams of sodium per serving
WUT DA HEEEEEELL, OH MAGA
I have weak cardio, trouble sleeping, I feel tired all the time and I get headaches pretty frequently.All of this is due to a variety of health issues and injuries I've had so I'm used to it.However, it seemed to be getting worse the last few weeks, especially when I got home from work, until finally I realized I hadn't opened a window in a month and was slowly CO2 poisoning myself and hadn't realized it because I have so many of the same symptoms just normally kek
>>216206686No, you're attributing your largely impractical hobby to your tryhard race war spam because you're low IQ and schizoid and have nothing better to be proud of
>>216206396No today I only had one slice of toasted bread with butter and herb saltBut an hour ago I ate a whole bag of sweet chili pepper Doritos…
>>216206739>cooking food is a hobbysure thing hernandez
>>216206749alasRETVRN to brotchen
literally nothing is happening
normie kino
>>216206946are you a boomer or a woman
wiping your ass is a white person hobby
>>216206946More like millennial cuckold slop
>Young Men (18-29 years): Approximately 100 million.>Young Women (18-29 years): Approximately 85 million.China is short on women by half the population of Canada (before becoming brown)
need to set my fan curve for my new pc but I plugged my cooling pump into the CPU opt header and it seems to think its a fan so I have to figure out what to do with that
i swear to G-d if i have to clear my cache again in just 10 minutes
MAGA won
>>216207271When are we gonna be great again though?
>Big UFC fight hyped up for months>lasts less than 5 minutes and ends in a no contest because the black frenchman poked the englishman in the eyesthe UFC is absolute fucking trash these days, when is even the last time there was a good an exciting fight? I'm glad the fighters get paid so little
I want you.
>>216207305Already are pal
>apply tariffs to yourself>everyone stops trading with you
>>216207359The fact that I saw a fat Mexican within 10 minutes of going outside this morning says otherwise
>>216207382Then lose some weight fatty
America needs to bring back high paying manufacturing jobs Liberals say it’s bad because then prices would rise but then so would wages
>>216207331It's always been trash
>>216207397Unlike you, I’m not a fat beaner
just realized the new pizza I bought is canadian. it was almost twice the price of other ones ive had. if its bad then I will start supporting the tariffs
wdup
>>216207429the average amerilard will always prefer the $18 chinese fan over the domestic made $20 fan at the hardware store. Its just that simple
>>216207539sybau unc
hello
>>216207583statistically speaking that is more true for literally every other country on the planet than it is the USA.
>>216207618there are more important things in the world than being right, like speaking bad about america for example
I have a $15/h remote job
demonic possession is real
the worst thing about low paying jobs is that they usually expect you to actually work, and it's harder to slack off doing nothing
>>216207596Talking boutta some hello nigga thinks he's Adele
tRump
>>216207589don't know what that means
My grandma is visit from Greece tomorrow.
why cant i upload images
Your crush is out there living her life and enjoying the autumn. Going out with friends, socializing, having fun, making memories, forging meaningful connections and getting ahead in life, while you are here shitposting about some relationship bullshit nobody cares about on a beautiful autumn's weekend. Any last words anon before you inevitably end it?
>>216208125The fuck relationship what, watchu takin bout
>>216208125I saw my current crush yesterday, she's a bartender in a bar I work at. I gotta get a haircut.
The East Wing of the White House is now gone forever. Demolished illegally at the whim of a narcissistic madman who for some reason thinks his own selfish wants are more important than preserving the history of the peoples house. What in the actual fuck does the White House need a fucking ballroom for anyway? It’s literally so the Cheeto-Peedo and his oligarch friends can sip champagne and glaze each other while the rest of the country sinks into economic ruin.He is the worst president in history and the most dangerously incompetent human being that has ever lived. You lemming assholes are solely to blame for supporting this desecration of our values. Cheetolini and his traitor MAGA cult can all go fuck themselves for destroying the history and soul of America.
>>216208121test
Tropico 6 is the best citybuilder game ever.
I can't stop drinking to excess every night. Life is just so bleak.
Alcohol is bad for you
been edging for the last 72 hours feel like im going to pop
>>216208777I haven't jerked off in months, if a woman touches my penis she will get shot with concentrated cum bullet and she might die from the impact.
Peepee
>>216208847you got a cum cannon in your pants
Poopoo mixed with peepee and flour and sugar and eggs
>>216208939What indian dish is that?
>>216208910It's gonna be a massacre, I wonder who the lucky lady will be.
wake up at noon find no reason to get out of bedstare into the blue light of your phonenever brush your teetheat slopextreme ownership
Muslims are total retards. When it's pointed out that Islam oppresses women and forces them to cover their heads, their high IQ response is what about nuns?!?! Every time
>>216209089>what about nunsnever heard that argument
you guys remember that time i larped i don't wipe my ass? good times
There was this insanely smart Muslim guy at my college. He was a total bro and he let me copy off his homework all the time. I think he ended up getting a Ph.D in physics.
>>216209114Because Bulgaria is based and trad and has no Muslims
>>216209124his name? albert einstein
>>216209148>and has no MuslimsOh buddy. We have lot's of muslims, but they are not refugees, they have been here for a 100 years. We get along pretty well, nobody is bothering each other. They hate refugees more than whites btw.
>>216209124his name? charles malaponte
>>216209187See based and trad, no refugees
>>216209227Refugees are scared of our country.
I went to church at 7:30 today because I'm based and trad
There are apples in season by my gfs apartment. I was going to peel a bunch of them and make apple sauce while theyre still good but then she told me she wouldnt eat apple sauce if I made it and it sorta took the wind out of my sailsI also got invited to family Christmas and holy shit my Danish is not good enough for ts I need to study harder
>>216209365I hosted Christmas last year for the first time, it was pretty cool. Got gifted a whole pork leg which was delicious.
Watching a nature documentary about the Mississippi river
>>216209495That looks amazing. Sounds like a good time, im happy to hear it.>>216209540Learn anything cool about the Old Man?
>>216209540that sounds boring asl icl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3vL_0XtiVY
back from church
They finally found the body of the missing student from a local college. They kept calling her a she, but it was one of the 43%
>>216209615What's the reading today? Are we in lent yet
where's our token icelandic guy
>>216209643Sorry advent im rarted
>>216209365Are your gf's parents from Denmark meaning they don't live in the US? All of those countries know English at a very good level...>>216209571Thanks, everyone really loved it, slow roasted it for 10 hours probably if not more. Too bad my dad carved it before I could take a pic.
>>216209649Colombia
>>216207662How do you find one a legit one and avoid the scam ones?
>>216209649He hasn't been here in months
>>216209667>Are your gf's parents from Denmark meaning they don't live in the US? All of those countries know English at a very good level...No my girlfriend is Danish and I'm in Denmark. Her apartment block is just rangebanned so im posting from my phone and I guess my mobile network still makes me have an American flag. Her parents are pretty fluent in English and she has native proficiency but I dont wanna be an american idiot at the family gathering.
>>216209771Last week he was here, I think I saw him the other day even.
what should i eat for lunch?
>>216209811There's like two Icelandic guys so it might be the other one.
Business idea; holocaust but for trannies
>>216209830a white pussy
>>216209830feces delight
>>216209830Jason's mom's pussy
>>216209858How do you cope with the fact that you will never have sex? Thank you
>>216209808Oh I see. Do you know Danish? >Her apartment block is just rangebannedStrange, why is that lol >but I dont wanna be an american idiot at the family gathering.Do they like you? Northern countries seem a bit cold, Netherlands people are the most hospitable and personable in my experience all things considered. >>216209830What should you order or what should you make?
>>216209903NEVER is a strong word I wouldn't say NEVER thank you
>>216209928OK what about a low probability? Thank you
>>216209928Based
>>216209927He might be from wisconsin or wherever the fuck everyone here is northern european, so he is able to fit right in, if you scroll through tinder here there a bunch of danish girls greencard hunting
>>216209961>OK what about a low probability? Thank youLaw of large numbers, for n >= 300, probability converges to 1
>>216209997What is n in this context
>>216209968I like northern girls, they are tall and they smell nice
I should buy some sunglasses for the winter and be a cool guy
>>216210013>>216210017you need to stop replying to schizo spammers. it enables them to post more and consequently ruins the general for everyone else
>>216210067YWNBACG
>>216210013The sample random size, so all the white girls I interact with thank you
>>216210103How frequently do you interact with white girls?
>>216209927>Do you know Danish?No but im studying. Its sort of awkward because people will make small talk with me and I dont understand them so I just smile at them and bow and walk away cause im low key autistic. >Do they like you? Northern countries seem a bit cold, Netherlands people are the most hospitable and personable in my experience all things considered.Yeah her parents do but I havent met the rest of her family. >>216209997Depends on the standard deviation how fast it converges
dogberg left a poo stain on the bed sheet
>>216210017>>216210117>>216210123Stop replying to the Brazilian
>>216210123>Yeah her parents do but I havent met the rest of her family.Do you feel nervous?> Its sort of awkward because people will make small talk with me and I dont understand them so I just smile at them and bow and walk away cause im low key autistic.You should say I don't speak Danish, that's what I do and usually the people know English.
>>216210133pet dogberg for me. his poop stain is your fault
>>216210133https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-cxNOxxh8y4
listening to AI music remixes
>panda express is $11
>>216210226For the extra big plate, I hope
>>216210263
>>216210226stop being poor
>>216210327That's not bad for $11 no?
i arrived here in herzegovina because i don't go to college. nothing ties me to belgrade
>>216210175>Do you feel nervous?Yeah, I do feel a bit nervous. Im pretty chill compared to most people an I dont get overwhelmed emotionally but I'd like to make a good impression.>You should say I don't speak Danish, that's what I do and usually the people know English.Yeah but i feel guilty for imposing myself on others. You're right though. I can tell them I dont speak Danish in Danish but I have social anxiety a bit and its hard to actually do when its a stranger.
>>216210365it's expensive>>216210341i can do nothing about it
Non californians will never have pick up stix house chicken with white rice
I hope one day niggers, crackers, spics, kikes, jeets and gooks get along, we are all one.
Panda Express? Never heard of it
>>216210468I know someone who got ear elfification surgery sorta wild
>>216210397>but I'd like to make a good impressionThat's good >Yeah but i feel guilty for imposing myself on others.Don't be, if they engaged that means they want to be social and they will speak to you in English, that's not France or Italy. In Italy literally nobody speaks English.
>>216210488Why
>>216210398Was it cheaper in the past? I never order food so just check a bunch of videos and then make it myself, it's not that hard if you know how to cook.
>>216210488fakers are always so cringe. fake women, fake elves, fake tits
>>216210488>elfification surgeryhow? They shaved of her ears?
An Italian woman dedicated her life to studying jeet literature and she got banned from India for no reason. Now jeets on twitter are tearing her apart for being white and daring to study jeet books
>>216210402If you can't see roasted ducks hanging from hooks at the counter you aren't eating Chinese food >>216210504Yeah, im not used to this euro stuff. I fel like a retard lol cause I was on a plane in europe and I heard two japanese women talking and I understood everything they were saying but I have no idea about any euro languages. Curse weebism. I think you're right though that I need to not be so reserved about English. There's a number of ukranian and syrian refugees here though so a number only know danish as a second language but most do know english so its stupid to not try.>>216210511I dunno i didn't really understand.>>216210605I think same idea as like a nose job with a cartilage prosthetic or something im not really sure.
>>216210647they've convinced themselves that they are the greatest country in the world despite the fact that no one agrees
>>216210670Yeah it's nice to be sociable, also some people are interested when there's a foreigner they can speak to, also it's a good conversation starter and an ice breaker.
>>216210226Hood Chinese food is WAYYYYY better
Silence of the lambs is a good movie but Jodie Foster is a bad actress
Look mom! I'm playing with myself!
>>216210888Samantha
>>216210853you're only saying that because she's a dyke
Jason's mom is hot but Jason is gay
The girlfriendlessness is killing me
>>216210922Her accent and lisp in the movie annoy me badly
>>216210929then go out and get one it's not hard
>>216210929Eu também
>>216210762Thanks, anon. It is sorta interesting how you have a different way of mannerisms when you communicate with a different language, sometimes accidentally.
>>216210962Yeah it's so easy bro just be 7 feet tall make 7 figures and have a 7 inch dick
>>216211105believing in internet bullshit and defeating yourself like this before you even go out and try is why you don't have a girlfriend, not any of those
>>216210929paga uma puta e come
>>216210853I liked her performance in Taxi Driver, but I don't know how to express that without seeming like a total nonce.
>>216211202Pedophile
you would think lifelong incels would lower their standards eventually
>>216211157Ele quer uma namorada virjem e branca 9+/10 de 18-19 anos country bumpkin, humilde e gentil
>>216211202It's probably easy for her to relate to the role she was playing, since it essentially boils down to a young woman being taken advantage of by pervert men which was likely her Hollywood experience
>>216210962>it's not hardNot everyone has 10 for charisma and not every girl is on the same vibe as you are. It is definitely not an easy task for everyone.
>>216211228Ironically I'm a MILFman.
I need to be "taken care of" if you know what I mean
>>216211232I can understand having that perspective if you're thinking only of the incels who complain about being an incel constantly. But I would rather just never have sex than deal with the kind of women that would fuck me
>>216211289killed?
>>216211232Fuck no, I'd rather die alone than end up with the wrong one or one I'm not attracted to.
>>216211298Or babied and pampered. Depends whichever is being offered and by who
>>216211326It's by WHOM
>>216211348Say your catchphrase mother fucker
>>216211348Hey, not trying to nitpick here but it's actually whomst in this case. Sorry for being a grammar nazi haha
>>216210974>t is sorta interesting how you have a different way of mannerisms when you communicate with a different languageIt is, also different languages make you think differently, its weird, sometimes I have dreams in Greek
>>216210649Well, /cum/?
Its so annoying how I've never even done drugs or smoked or taken any weird prescriptions or done ANYTHING but sit around gaming and yet somehow I have this weird mentally ill drug addict vibe like I've been addicted to crack for years. I just look fucked up
~~summer tiiiime~~ and the cuckings easy
>>216211396Its true. It definitely makes me think of co sciousness in a different way. I wonder what the mind of a person is like if they never learned a language as an infant. People like to shit on Freud but the superego is a pretty fascinating concept
>>216199704>how to turn 4chan into reddit in one simple step
>>2162115364chan is already reddit
>>216199704That's already /r9k/ but it's full of trannies I guess the real incels were the trannies we made along the way
>>216211560>My room is already filthy so I guess I'll just start shitting in the corner
>>216211466who gives a shit
>>216211560you should go there, then.
>>216211646I am here
I wish I was as empathetic and virtuous as Idubbz
Demonrats are gonna cave on the government shutdownNo way they're gonna let the Niggerpocalypse happen if food stamps get shut off next week
Threadcuck is extra excited for the new he's about to make, he keeps soyfacing as he prepares to post it while I fuck his wife
Reminder to say "thank you threadcuck" in the new, like the polite and civilized individuals that we are
>>216211819I cucked him and stole his job
fuck you threadcuck I made the thread this time bitch what are you gonna do bitch dont even bother posting your thread I already did
>>216211837Early bastard *spits on you in contempt*
dad is bringing me a cheesy pizza :)))))))))))))))
feel like watching anime today
>>216211918>>216211956least autistic bosnian
>>216211992I thought he was Serbian?
