nice sunday morning cuppa edish
looking in the sky and enjoy the life
waiting for m&s to open then im going there to buy a load of dirty mucky food and booze then im going to eat it all and go to sleep
you lads aren't already boozing are you get a nice brew and some comfy sunday morning tv on
...yh
goresheep
forgot something really unimportant like a post idea or something rubbish like that but it's been bugging me so much for about 5 minutes trying to remember it and i feel dreadful inside
>>216201803ktim...
>>216201800will never like those new BMW grills on the leftthey look shit
genuinely insane how many runts have cars on financecompletely kills the prestige of seeing a new numberplate
>>216201780how do you have yours?
i always forget about service/mot/insurance when I think about budgetting for a new car
>>216201856ppl love paying interest on depreciating assets
>>216201856awful lot of jobs and wealth in this country thanks to idiots willingly paying massive chunks of their low salaries for a 24 or 25 plate car. i salute them
>>216201881MOT should be £50 maxService depends on how much needs fixing, but shouldn't be more than £200 on average
is this AI or not? I want to sit and stare at it for a while but if it's fake then it sort of ruins the enjoyment
i drove my bmw 1 series for 5 years without ever taking it for an mot or service until i totalled it
alcohol makes my brain worse for days afterwards
unironically when my current car dies I will be moving onto a bicycle due to my poor financial statusarguably I can't even afford the car right now and it would make sense to sell it now. Still, I selfishly want to make it through winter.
>>216201949lad show me your arse and cock and ill keep you going
We make fun of Americans for eating fast food but this country's obsession with ready meals is equally unhealthy
>>216201842just found out this nigga died
Porn where the guy is really old is very sad to me
>>216201780Now Sunday Night in Japan.
>>216201972guess what lad they eat those there too
>>216201962No thank you.It is mad that there are young women whose lives do get financed this way though. Like imagine being a sugar baby and some middle-aged rich man pays for your car, your flat, all that shit (in exchange for sex). It's interesting to me that all that goes on.
>>216201982konnichiwa arigato gozaimas
>>216201982are you looking forward to work
>>216201949cycling is good if your town / city infustructure accommodates it
>>216201854they light up now as welllooks ranciddesigned for you know whats and arabs
quite nice pootling around london on a bike these daysgot the santander cycle membership you see so i can use the electric bikes
>>216201800looks like that one pepe
>>216202048um…
>>216202048its weird init we keep hearing how terrible diets are these days but kids keep getting bigger
>>216202048its the 5g and chemicals
they're calling him rorkeypop smallcock
>>216202005Been happening since the beginning of time there lad x
>>216202051well jel. i love london i wish i was born there
>>216202048>deletedscreaming
was raped by a migrant on the way to churchpolice said I was asking for it with the way I dressed
My last service was like £900, car is a 2013 plate. Here's the breakdown as per their invoice:>brake pad set: £120>brake disc: £82>coil spring: £151>check & front adjust (??): £72>replacement light bulb: £16>fix windscreen wiper motor arm: £265>"full service": £254What I don't get though is how you're meant to know what to agree to have done and what to decline. The main thing for me was that they fixed the windscreen wiper that was totally broken.If they're suggesting that the brake pads and brake disc and coil spring need replacing, how the fuck am I to know whether I can get away with saying "nah leave all that shit" and just hoping the car doesn't break down?The car drives the exact same as it did before except I paid ~£900 for all these things that mean nothing to me. I hate owning a car.
>>216202157wilbert cat
>>216202019No, at all.
>>216202157as it were
>>216202170my car cost £800
>>216202170what car? seems a bit disastrous
>>216202157grumpy pussy
>>216202116I know, I don't begrudge them (women) for it. Certainly if I were mega rich I'd enjoying paying for some university lass' entire life in exchange for access to her. It just interests me, that hidden life that both the girl and the man paying her lead. They both consent to it, both get what they want, but it's all kept hush hush obviously.
da's got ancient aliens on
gonna make loads of extra for the roast today so i can make rumbledethumps tomorrow get in de lads it lush
you lads had a wank in your cars?
i want to load up the old grindr later but im scared and havent had gay sex in 2 years5'6" 120lbs btw haha
>>216202170take a mechanic course and do it yourself then, ungrateful cretin
>>216202157hes NOT happy
>>216202233'
>>216202198a Seat Ibiza, it's just a normal car surelyI can't afford to be spending £900 every fucking year
>>216202236>120lbswhats that in roman catholic
nth for the holodem
>>216202170>fix windscreen wiper motor arm: £265oh my days, tartan paint alert
>>216202233had a few in the back of my mate's parents car when I was first starting wanking. proper grim looking back
>>216202277its like 9 stone mate or 160 roman libra
>>216202278she cried for ages after beating malenia lool
>>216202233No although I did once try to superglue a part of my chud glasses back onto the frame while sat in the driver's seat of my car and when I opened the superglue I expected it to come out like a paste, sort of like toothpaste consistency, never having used superglue before. I didn't know it's 100% liquid like water from the tap. The liquid glue went everywhere, many drops getting onto the seat in the area between my legs. So now it looks a lot like there's a coom stain on the driver's seat.I tried removing the glue stains with acetone but it didn't work.
>>216202174do you have to work on saturdays
>>216202321um
32 years old.I'm just a kid.
>>216202321rorke, put the VPN down and step away from the laptop
>>216202287It was actually broken. One of my wipers wasn't working and the arm had snapped loose.
imagine posting that on the sabbath, on the lord's day
6 months until the cocks go back
>it's just good business What did he mean by this?
>>216201780I can't believe they let a man who raped a child and a woman free after a couple of months, couldnt find him, refuse to allow him back in prsion after he went hand himself in and only just now arrested him and congratulate themselves.This country is a joke, every month I hear stories of crap like this.These dopey cunts couldnt even find a man walking around looking like a T-800 last year after he brutally mained a woman and her child.Keep in mind WE LIVE IN A FUCKING SURVEILLANCE STATE! You honestly cant write this shit.
got the heating on
>>216202308Damn I missed it, congrats yubi warrior
bendydem
>>2162023705 actually
>>216202408ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm is this real
>>216202372agree with you almost entirely, but we don't really live in a surveillance state, most cctv is privately owned, only a small percentage is operated by local authorities, and hardly any of it by the wider uk state, and that's only in the properties of state institutions like police, military, civil service etc
>>216202371It's honestly insane how good the first Pirates of the Caribbean film is. The 2nd and 3rd less so but the first is fantastic. You'd never get such a film made today.
Have you ever been in love?
>>216202435
>>216202327No, only weekday you know.
are we really posting sora slop in brit nowfor shame
>>216202444it's not an amazing, a strong 8/10 i would say, but it was one of the last big studio family blockbuster spectacles before the woke agenda had to be hamfisted into everything to the detriment of entertainment so for that it's noteworthy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4GTXLr88l4Can't believe I just found this on YouTube after going down a bit of a wanking rabbit holeI remember this being the very first explicit full frontal nudity thing I ever shuffled the wilkins to, on holiday in Mallorca aged 12 or so in 2005. Some of the channels for German guests in the hotel we stayed in had some 'interesting' content I stumbled on late at night. One evening I went back to the hotel room by myself feigning having the shits and my parents and older brother stayed out late. Turned on the German channel and bam, it had just started. The youtube edit here stops just before they begin to get their kit off and play with each other a bit. Seeing that play out for the very first time was intense to say the least, I must have had three really intense wanks that evening back to back of each other. Also remember one of two birds on a pool table.
Was with the nephew earlier and he's sat watching some YouTube kids shite on his iPad and I look over and it's a mum and dad filming their daughter in a bikini for like a minute uninterrupted. The lass looked about 13Got to question why the fuck you'd put your kid out on the internet like that just so you can be a YouTube family.Deranged imo in my opinion Don't think you should be allowed to be on public platforms until you're 18 me. At least not as a person in front of the camera
>>216202461>>216202019
might have sex at some point in my life
am umbunny x
>>216202449I've had very intense crushes / infatuation but if you go with the school of thought that says you need to actually know someone to love them then no, I have never been in love.
>>216202461>oh no i have a jobtry for job centre toil for 1 day i dare you
>>216202498hate when that happens
>>216202399Did you ever post your neoliberal jumper?
>>216202504already done a sex or two in my timedidnt rate it so i dont want to do it again thank you
>>216202373ktim
>>216202525why does she need him. what he gon do
>>216202373just put a jumper on you big fanny
rorke "accidentally" making swastika shapes with his words on the scrabble board
>>216202548dont be so obtuse
>>216202524
>>216202526i totally forgot
i like the youtuber who does british politics videos walking his dog in fields
>>216201856https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xngBF-sWsLg
>>216202553got one on but it's not enough
>>216202558dreamt i was drawing swastikas on this bints head with poo
>>216202616Screaming
Pizza Hut deserves to shut down
went to see the football yesterdaywas good :) the team won and the other team lost
cant bring myself to go outside because ive got mental health
doing my impression of cleveland falling out of the bathtub at my nans funeral
wish i looked liek this
Scary how good AI is getting isn't it lads.
I'm not unc I'm 29
>>216202170>how you're meant to know what to agree to have done and what to declinesome of them will be essential because something's broken (like the spring probably) some will be advisory (your tyres/breaks are getting a bit worn) and some will be routine changes that the manufacturer says to have done (oil, belts, chains etc)you should be able to find a list of maintenance intervals somewhere that will say something like 'replace X after 40,000 miles or 5 years, whichever is sooner)if you're not sure which it is, ask the service place and they should be able to say
>>216202641so many great wood-fired pizzerias in my city, as well as pizza express, numerous paki pizza places, and of course dominoes, soemthing for everybody, meanwhile pizza hut was stuck in the 90s their only 'innovation' was slop like hot dog stuffed crusts
rorke saving the white race one keystroke at a time from his smelly childhood bedroom
Can you do push ups with an asian girl on your back?
>>216202681ill shga you anyway come here
I can do poosh ups with poo from my arse
having some form of sexual feelings towards grimes
>>216202712nope. done my rotator cuff, you see
>>216202646local team lost and prem team lost so thats fucking good isnt it
>>216202561he eat da poopoo?
>>216202723whats your poo made of, iron?
>>216202712Used to work with a guy that would do push ups and squats mid call during call centre toil
Liverpoo
>>216202734elon's robot willy has dildod her fanny
been up for like 30 hours straight and i feel like doc brown in indiana jones when his face melts off
>>216202763Iron actually makes it harder to poo
>>216202799screamingwhy have you been up so long
thinking about that lad from the Louis theroux documentary who read so much incest hentai he went mental and raped his own mum because he thought she'd enjoy it
iron helps us play
>>216202734she's grotty
>>216202751i had my headphones in
>>216202734love me the type of crazy bpd artsy girl, i do
>>216202835put the claws away for one day hun x
I'm already wasted
>>216202879did a wank 'n' bake
my surname is shatford
>>216202809had like ten beers friday night with friends then went home and smoked a bunch of weed until 6 in the morning watching air crash investigations episodes then passed out until 8pm saturday evening so i've had no real choice but to just ride it out until now. may yyou never find yourself in this situation
>>216202820i fucking hate louis theroux soft patronising stuck up twat id bash his fucking head in
this lad shagged his mum >>216202939
theyre adding bart to fortnite
eat my forts
why does alcohol give me insomniadoesn't happen to any of my mates
theroux was well liked on 4chan til he did an episode about weird pol incels and everyone turned on him
>>216203014dunno, my gay mate gets the same thing
>>216203029lol did he how have i not seen that on here
biting my fingers off
>>216203046yeah this is a basic insult I'm not done, you did yourself by thinking this was good and saying it
>yeah this is a basic insult I'm not done, you did yourself by thinking this was good and saying it
whipping the soyjaks out really isn't helping your cause
>>216203135Please note the soyjak reply was not from the original poster (me)
>whipping the soyjaks out really isn't helping your cause
/qa/ lost btw
rorke's dadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPJBTX1o1r4
gymtoil completeshopping toil completesucking a covfefe toil underway
World's gone mad
are you saying boo or boo-urns?
>>216203258>racially profiled>he doesnt know Palantir collects trillions of pieces of data a second which allows them to identify all illegal aliens
Polishing peng ting.
howling >>216200154
>>216203258she was actually an illegal though
thinking about baby ducks
wish i was a cute anime schoolgirl not a fat derro bogan freak from toowoomba -_-
>>216203300UM x
>>216203324read that as dicks at first
>>216203309your country is just one big brass eye sketch
turning on the vpn to watch corn
>>216203359alri Ian Watkins
>>216203368yeah this definitely doesn't happen in australian
bottle of cotes de rhonepork piepickleassorted cheesesthats my sunday sorted
>>216203221state of that
absolutely knackered. sleeping pattern fucked. clearly wont make it through all the footie. shagged it.
>>216203368we're unironically the laughingstock of the entire planet now. us and India of course.
>>216203412f1 on at 8pm lad
the ultimate fate of my bollocks:https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761025301567583.mp4
>>216203399blog off snorelord im just teasing
>>216203432shitting hellfire
>>216203437more like seething haha
>>216203408he's got bipolar mate
>>216203430that wont do.
watching tiktoks of those 6'3 alien chinese women
>>216203399raped that cunt 232742 times up the arse then punched him through a window
woke up at 7:30 pm
mad how they can do this to pay for illegals to stay in hotels and foreigners to claim bennies and I don't have a say
>>216203309>still wearing his prison clotheslol
>>216202449I am hollow. I have no insides. I no longer have a heart
>>216203462*grows massive and bites your head off and chews it and swallows it then shrinks down to normal again* right lads where were we
You may be cool but are you THIS cool?
>>216203501ok this was one was scary to read, shan't be fucking with you again
think ive got Schizoid personality disorder
pooing all over the toilet
yanks finna learn to drive "stick" and make their whole personality about it lmao this dude tattoo fucking gears on his arm hahahaha
>>216203521what does his tache look like when it isnt waxed
>>216203521raped
need gay sex....
on the lucozade zero again
me with the oriental gf
>>216203573get all that veg shite off and it would be peng
>>216203553thats a gay porn tattoo
>>216203553oh my days
>>216203594same with a woman love women
>>216203553i'll be driving my stick somewhere soon if you dont pipe down sunshine
>>216203573salad is so shit and pointless
what a fascinating series of postsmental illness, pooing, gay sex, and lucozade...
farting on the cat
actually just got retweeted by a member of the westborough baptist church
>>216203573Get rid of the mayo and replace it with tartare sauce
really desperately want to do piss stuff with a woman or a twink but have no idea how i'd even approach the idea with someone in person
any of you lads actually happy with life? whats your secret
>>216203537If you did you wouldn't be thinking about it
>>216203666groty
>not consuming any fruits or vegetablesno wonder your lives are so miserable loland you'll never figure it out either
>>216203573elton john's just flown over this in one of those planes they use to put out bushfires
>>216203666try fetlife or one of the other mucky connection sites?
he eat the snail
>>216203666you need to be with someone for a few months at leaststart with light kink, see how she reactsthen one day just take her into the shower and start pissing on her
>>216203700is this just in your garden
>>216203553used to look like this in my twink days
>>216203708fucking screaming wtf man
what do anime girls smell life
>>216203727blood
>>216203700om non nom
should I go for a run or go to the shops first
>>216203700he like the cronch
>>216202492This is genuinely a fascinating story :) I love coming across old or ‘lost media’
>You cannot "unblock" arteries in the sense of completely reversing plaque buildup, but you can slow its progressionfuck me im done for
>>216203603>Me on the left
eating flies
>>216202492>wanking on youtubepatriciani've been doing this since the porn ban
>>216203747run TO the shops
>>216203786all those meal deals... like tears in the rain
>>216203747how far do you run and how fast
uk posters all scurrying under the fridge when i turn the ceiling light on
>>216203806any reccys?
>>216203809nonsensical proposition>>216203828anywhere from 3-4 miles usuallytry not to run too fast but I can do a sub 25 minute 5k
>>216203833recently it's been lapdancing, dance videos, grinding, twerking https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbeSNss5lS4
if yu tink yu can gradjwate frum dis skool witout kissing my cock? yua ded rong
>>216203858not bad mate good pace maybe we could go for a run together sometime x
mam's put the heating onroasting
doing my last lawn mowing of the year ladsmight also pressure wash the drive
>>216203884tell her to put a jumper on ffs
if it werent for the the laws of this land i would slay you
might smash the patriarchy
fighting racism
>>216203700Why does that snake have an arm
i'm going to die
https://voca.ro/1hvU4f9ncjHXguess what im doing
>>216203881ummie x
shaking my gyatt to mr scruff - ninja tuna
fucking hell i've been drinking nonstop since thursday night passing out every few hours and getting back up to drinkjust openend another can but really need to stopthis
got confused with the cooked/uncooked measurements on my quinoa packet and made 1kg of quinoa
every day my bwc goes unsucked
>>216203975my lil tween arse loved that shit back in the day
>>216204045hey x
>>216203878widyout kissing my cok
>>216204068*unfurls it onto the table like a millipede*
what do you people even do all day
>>216204045get yourself down a brothel lad x
thiking of doing my CBT test
>>216204091pick my nose and eat it
>>216203975>mr scruff2009 called
i'm genuinely curious how you lot pass 14 hours of the day outside of eating and pooing and posting here
Pullman has written a new Dark Materials bookDiego's thoughts?
>>216204028been there before ended up in hospital. awful time but drinking in the morning and skipping work was maybe the best ive ever felt
>>216204135wank and goon a lot at the weekend on niche wanking discords
cheese for lunch
>>216204181>niche wanking discords?
>>2162041358 hours work, 8 hours watching tiktoks then drinking until i sleep. weekends wake up and post on /brit/ and watch tiktoks literally all day until drinking at 5pm.
>>216204175I never finished Secret Commonwealth. Don't think I got very far into it.
Bless
>>216204211by tiktok you mean sexually suggestive videos of young women?
>niche wanking discords
>>216201780Get in
>>216204251*dips my balls*Well, I'm in. what now?
>>216204243DLC when
kebatu arrested
ere he is
can feel a cold brewing within metrying to pretend it's not the beginnings of a cold but it definitely is
>>216204238good grief
>>216204290get the oranges down you quick
paying a visit to the local public masturbatorium
love him/her x
>Misleading. The Lady Chief Justice, Dame Sue Carr, is the head of the judiciary in England and Wales, not Mahmood, who leads the UK’s justice ministry and is the Lord Chancellor. Patel is the interim chairman of the board of Ofsted, which inspects schools in England. It does not run the UK’s education system.
>>216204321wheres that aha x
>>216204272Hopefully next Saturday
>>216201780It's freezing cold and raining outside.
shitting in a takeaway container and selling it on ebay
what is with this travel youtuber obsession with gettign shaved in foreign countries
>>216204382got to get the fade topped up lad got to keep it crisp bruvva
oh my god adolf hitler dead at 79
>>216204382not sure
mental how onions have layers and if the outer one dries up you can peel it off and have a new onion haha shit it crazy imagine if we could do that
sir peter hitchens brother dead at 45
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YuaesH8LMI
>>216204338don't post leaked content
>>216204382Scouse-Irish eyes tells you everything you need to know
>>216204458
>don't post leaked content
>>216204481hes australian
>>216204474stfu simp
everyones gone to bed
skibidi toilet
>>216204614
>>216204635>>216204635>>216204635
>>216204382Desperate to catch Hepatitis they are
>>216204446We literally do that tho just slowly and automatically
