>filters thirdiesheh...nothing personnel
This is the true reason this is hated, it clashes with the thirdies urge to litter
>this scares euroshits
>>216205059>tf
>>216205102>t.I'm afraid Dutch flags are Moroccan unless proven otherwise.
>>216205102>that picLMAOOOOOOOOOO incredibly based
>>216205102Is USB-C European?
I just rip dat shi right off. Ain't no guvnment holdin me back from drinkin my water.
>>216205370The EU brutally FORCED Apple and Samsung to adopt USB-C
>>216205370No, the requirement for devices to use it is *ahem* apple kikes *ahem*
>>216205102Thank you for usb-c standardization and reducing plastic waste.
>>216205124>I'm afraidhe's afraid!!!!
>>216205445only based thing EU has ever done holy shitif only your normalfags would just stop buying fucking apple though
>>216205464Actually quite a few consumer protections enforced by the EU positively affect the whole world, you hardly hear about it, corpos would rape and poison you even more than now without the EU
>>216205459>I'm afraid That's what your mother said last night.
>>216205619I'd like to translate what your mom said to me last night too, but I don't speak goat! lol!
>>216205459
>wearing a mask>attached bottle capswhy are chuddies such pathetic crypissbabies over the most minor of inconveniences?
>>216205638Germs just destroy, they couldn't speak of their whore of a mother yapped in their ears... you gayvarian scum.
>>216205756the bleating, it never stops! lol!
>>216205769>BRAP?
>>216205618Actually you're hysterical queers who always spam us about every consumer ""protection"" you make and how ignorant we are for not making it, even when it's just absolute bullshit you're heaping on the heads of companies you're already strangling so nah FUCK YOU AND PIEROGI IS MID
>>216205004when i was in europe i always ripped the lid off anyway
>>216206091No, you didn't. Anglos are weak, they have an underdeveloped biceps
>>216205004oouuuuh I loooove regooolations!!! i could NEVER live if I didn't have a regooolator telling me how to drink water and sugary beverages!!Heh, those UNCIVILIZED americans, they will never understand... they may make twice as much as me, but they aren't mindful of the environment, those sick capitalist pigs...
>>216205004I rip off the cap and prefer buying bottles where it's easy to removeEvian has been the best so far
I like it>unscrew cap>don't have to put it down somewhere or hold it awkwardly between your fingers like some capcuck, it just stays there
>>216206316>I like itSame, it ONLY filters thirdies, see:>>216205059>>216206010>>216206091
>>216206010i respect your need to get fucked in the ass but your corpos always bend the knee in the end anyway
>>216206356my brother in christ, we are the thirdies.
>>216206410No, we are not. I wish we were, thirdies have way more soul than firsties, but we are doomed to always be firsties. It hurts.It hurts.
>>216206356>the gayvarian cries for help when confronted with the truth >>216206431Thanks for the (You)s!You fell into my trap once more!
It hurts.
Nothing in life feels worse than when a G*rman agrees with you
>>216206649I krautpologize.Also, see:>>216206514
>>216206671Get a girl to lick your tears.It'll help.
>>216205004initially I pulled off the cork, but I've gotten used to them. thanks very much EU.
>>216206719>initially I pulled off the corkNafri detected
>>216206431>thirdies have way more soulYou are an idiot if you think this. Yeah bro cartel executions are so sovlful, corruption and lobbying are so wholesome
>>216206777>You are an idiot Yes I am but I am right nonetheless and/or nonethelesser
>>216206825Do you want to trade places with me then
>>216206873It doesn't have to be a zero-sum game. I can welcome you here with open arms like a brother
>>216206825BUSTED!>>216205690
>>216206892B-but you wanted sovl....
>>216207008You have soul and you should bring it to me <3Also, I think I just got busted but not in a good way
