Brahma ZUTTED?!
>>216207504He also fucked Saraswathi, his own daughter.
>>216207504imagine all these Muslim scholars reading through Hindu books days and nights for the last 2 months just to find something they could reply to the zutt meme with
>>216207504Brahma BULL
>>216207541The story ofBrahmaleaking semen upon seeing Shiva's wife, Sati, is found in theShiva Purana. The incident occurs during Sati's wedding ceremony and results in Brahma's punishment by Shiva.The wedding of Sati and ShivaAfter undertaking great penance, Sati, the daughter of the god Brahma's son Daksha, wins the love of Lord Shiva.Daksha, however, dislikes Shiva's ascetic nature and unconventional ways and is unwilling for the marriage to take place.After Brahma intervenes and convinces Daksha, the wedding ceremony proceeds.Brahma's lust and punishmentDuring thesaptapadi, the seven ceremonial rounds around the holy fire, Brahma lifts Sati's veil to catch a glimpse of her face.Overwhelmed by her beauty, Brahma is overcome with lust, and four drops of his semen fall to the ground.Shiva notices Brahma's sinful deed and becomes enraged. He raises his trident, intending to punish Brahma.Other gods and sages intervene, pleading for Brahma's life. Shiva eventually spares Brahma but gives him a bull-faced tattoo on his forehead as a permanent mark of his shame.The ultimate consequenceThis public humiliation deepens Daksha's already existing contempt for Shiva, setting the stage for Sati's later immolation. This event is a central theme in the larger mythos surrounding Sati's story.
>>216207566Even hindus don't read all that so I doubt anyone would care.
>>216207630There's more stories of Shiva btfoing Brahma. There's one where he cheats at a race and gets cursed. He's the KWAB of the trinity no wonder nobody prays to this nigga.
>>216207667Shiva's quite a horny dude as well
>>216207504Brahma is a creator, his creations come from all of his holes. Varaha avatar came from his nostrils
>>216207566Guess demons copulated you just like Brahma.
>hindu loreping me if haman the monkey guy was a pedophile
>>216207541For that brahma loses one of his head. Saraswati is not his daughter per say, its one of his many creations.
>>216207566There is nothing abhorrent like muhammed getting ass fucked by Jatt bulls in vedas. Its literally over for muslim world tho.
hindu religion is so alien and wicked that i don't think you could ever hurt them by pointing out the absurd stuff in their books
>>216208077Lord Hanuman* get it right next time yt boi
>>216208077No he's a volcel. I don't think anyone was a pedo desu
>>216207504>creator God literally raped by incubi
>>216207504OHNONONONONONOOOOOOOCURRYBROS...OUR RESPONSE?
>>216207637Christians and muslims dont read their stuff either. Its just one book that they edited again and again so they become less brown and more whitey
uh oh, hindubros, they found the funny parts of your religion
>>216208077He had a son named Magardhwaj (crocodile peak?) because once while bathing in a lake a few drops of semen was swallowed by a femoid croc, and then he was born
>>216207504oh no not Brahamaa
>>216208288There's two versions of Lot's story.The common belief is that Lut's daughters lay with their father. The other is Lut raped his daughters while drunk.There's incest stories and linage before Lot as well. Abraham married his half-sister(not step sister) Sarah and this was centuries before Lot who's descended from Abraham's older brother. Judah impregnates his daughter in law who seduces him.All of this is outlawed by the time of Jesus.Zoroastrianism also allows impregnating your mother and daughters and sisters.
>>216208348Dudeeeee I have heard of pool accidents like that and it used to scare me soooooo much… then I learned about osmosis.
>>216208348No, Hanuman impregnates a sea monster on the way to Sri Lanka by accident. And he disowns the child saying he's a bramachari. IIRC?
>Hindus start discussing their schizo babble religion instead of bhenchod basters fuck uNot a serious religion. This is why Islam will always be superior.
>>216208438I've heard multiple versions of the same story, owing to some confusion around the exact animal or being the word makara refers to, either a sea monster/Leviathan or a croc
@216208463That's the thing with paganism you retard. Nobody takes this seriously enough to allahuakbar themselves like Muslims.
>nationalist has resorted to LARPinganyway i dislike all religions equally, i speak against hinduism more because i was unfortunately born into it. never was this rude with my posting, never will be. gday
>>216208533Yes. He later meets Makardhwaja in the underworld when Ram and Lakshman are captured by Ahiravana. Not canoj probably.
>>216208555Why don’t you (You) him? Is it because he is a Dalit?
>>216208606kekkk
Hindu bros, why does Shiva hang out with ghosts, demons, spirits in graveyards with other degenerates if he's supposed to be a God? And why does he give boons to demons like Ravan?
>>216208597Half the mythology around Rama is not canon, Hinduism doesn't really have a canon, most of it is cross verified with the stories in pali canon>>216208670Yep, lekin tujhe kya matalab be naarthie culture se behen ke ladve nariyal ke chodde, jaake church mai tutti futti aramaic mai labad labad kar, commie kutte
>>216208627That was a genuine question
>>216208230Lol dude they haven't even gotten to the crazy shit including ghandi and his niecesIt's literally the same exact people arguing about pedophiles stories lolAhhh. Enjoy it.
>>216208852My vagina just exploded with delight
>>216208555.... You guys have literally invented races based on it but you call them castes. In the west, we see Islam and whatever the hell this is As equally fucking retarded.
>>216208788Abe lavde it was a serious question I was curious bc
>>216208890Ghandi was fucking his nieces then asked why he slept around his child nieces he responded "to test my self control"Because you know, for normal people apparently fucking your 8 year old nieces. Is a big... Attraction lol
>In GermanyWho the fuck cares about what they think in “da west”???
>>216208953That's fine. Stay in your countries. Stop immigrating. Lol
>>216208947Ghandi isn’t a god and also he taught them pacifism which is held up as the best way to rebel by the people who they would rebel against. >>216208788even the word canon comes from catholicism, when they collected all the stories about jesus at the time and decided on a certain set that they said were the only true ones and that became the bible. Before that there were lots of other books with wacky stuff like kid jesus going around abusing his power (holy spirit didnt descend into him until he was baptized and thats still canon)
>>216209238>holy spirit didnt descend into him until he was baptized and thats still canonMy grandma used to tell me this and thats why all kids must be baptized. I thought it was just folk tale.
>>216207630What a fucking retarded religion the omnipotent creator of the universe doesn't have genitals. Do you look at gravity and see a bearded man's face in it?
>>216209276honestly im not sure why exactly we get baptized so young, like in the bible it was always adults that did it and there are a lot of sects that promote only consensual baptism like born again evangelicals. I always just assumed it was so god didnt send us to hell for eternity if we died young.
>>216207504Oh no no demo worshipper bros
>>216208670Why cant gods hangout anywhere? Its a god. Also Lord Shiva is a god of death, transformations and rebirth.Thats why he gave away his home as a creamation ground.
>>216209412NO MAMES GUEY! No brown infighting amigo…
>>216209412they’re myths, pagans had a clear distinction. These weren’t things that actually happened, they’re stories meant to tell us the characters of the gods and explain reality through metaphors. Like the greeks didn’t actually believe the gods lived on Olympus, it was metaphorical. That was the high point where the earth met the sky.
>>216209412Most gods are terrorising daemons that are worshiped by humans to leave them alone>tfYou have Pachemama
>>216207504>Vishnu transforms himself into a woman (Mohini), Shiva sees it and discharges semen (Bhagavata Purana 8.12)>Ardhanarishvara is Lord Shiva and his rape victim Parvati merged into one non-binary male-female body (Shiva Purana 5.17, Mahabharata Anushasana Parva 14.10)>Arjuna becomes a gay eunuch Brihannala after a blessing of Urvashi (Mahabharata Vana Parva 43-44)>Shikhandi is born a woman but raised as a boy, then after transition into a man she\he fights Bhisma (Udyoga Parva 190-191, Bhisma Parva 120-125)>King Sudyumna enters a sacred grove where men turn into women; he turns into a woman called Ila and begets children as a mother. (Vishnu Purana 4.1, Bhagavata Purana 9.1)>Before dying, Aravan wants to marry, to fill his wish Lord Krishna transforms into a woman (Mohini) and marries him. (Mahabharata 9.37)>"Prajapati desired offspring. He became a buck and his daughter a doe; he united with her and from them sprang all creatures." (Shatapatha Brahmana 1.7.4; 11.1.6)>Brahma had incestious bestial sex with his daughter Saraswati who turned into a cow (Bhagavata Purana 3.12.28-33; Shatapatha Brahmana 1.7.4.1-6)>When Lord Vishnu raised the earth in a form of a boar he "played with the Earth as a husband with his bride" (Vishnu Purana 1.4-5; Bhagavata Purana 3.13, 8.24; Mahabharata 12.326)>"When the Father laid the Daughter down, they joined; the gods beheld the act" (Rig Veda 10.61.5-8)>Rohita has sex with a cow to avoid having sex with his own mother (Aitareya Brahmana 7.13)
>>216207504Wait till you hear about Mohini. Trannies worship HER
>>216209564>her
>>216209504NO MAMEES GUEY They did believe in that shit WHAT THE FUCK??? what was Socrates chomping about then when he could have been just hand waved “it’s just a metaphor bro”? And there are two accounts of Olympus, one the mountain and the other a different higher realm.
>>216209550>Randi NRI pajeeta strikes againGo choke on Pisslim cock shitjeeta
>>216208463>>216208570Retard, sanatana dharma is always importan since it began in 2500 Bce and has been the most followed religion until 1970s and muslim birth rate.And we're discussing our epic lores and verses nothing insulting about any of this.
>>216209238Sure."I believe you because Indians are so honest these days so I trust what ghandi said"*SARCASM*Fucking idiot IVE TALKED TO ENOUGH INDIANS TO KNOW THEIR"HISTORY" IS MADE UP BULLSHITTHEY CANT BE HONEST NOWWHY WOULD THEY MAGICALLY BE HONEST THEM
>>216209613Sure."I believe you because Indians are so honest these days so I trust what ghandi said"*SARCASM*Fucking idiotYou Indians and Muslims and Asians need to understand Your behavior and constantly trolling scammingTells us everything we need to know about "your history, and culture"We DoNoBelieveAThingYouSay
>>216209613>since it began in 2500 Bceyou mean since it was brought over by a bunch of Europeans from the Middle East? Funny how you love one foreign religion but hate another foreign religion. As an atheist, I will never understand it.
>>216209592 they weren’t flesh and blood is what I’m saying. They didn’t believe that there were a bunch of all powerful people who lived up there.
>>216208149I'm White
>>216209695Sure."I believe you because Indians are so honest these days so I trust what ghandi said"*SARCASM*Fucking idiotYou Indians and Muslims and Asians need to understandYour behavior and constantly trolling scammingTells us everything we need to know about "your history, and culture"WeDoNoBelieveAThingYouSayGET IT THROUGH YOUR FUXKING HEADSTHIS IS WHY WE DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT Religions OR STORIES
>>216209678im not even sure what you’re saying, but I recognize you’re upset and I’m sorry if I said anything to upset you?
>>216209550Kek this whole time jeets were spamming zutt everywhere while having all this in their text?
>>216209728I don’t care. I won’t stand disrespect on Lord Haruman…
>>216207504These will never work for jeets because they'll just start discussing their marvel superhero religion. Just look at this thread.
>>216209754You act like we aren't talking Indians and Muslims and Asians constantly .and constantly being lied to and baited Then you talk about your fucking bullshit ReligionsTotally unawareYou are fucking liars and scammers And thisReflects your "history"Get a fucking clue. Don't bring that shit here
>>216209794Nigga who denied any of this. There's literal walls filled with statues doing hundred different sex poses.
>muslims: you insulted my prophet and his child bride??? i'm going to kill you and slit your throat kufaar allah akhbar>hindu: you're interested in my religion? here is some more lore
>>216209817im not indian im a fruity white boy relaxing in the bath with some candles lit im not sure I could get mad enough to argue if i tried right now. im not sure why you’re mad and im sorry about it, hope you have a nice day.
>>216209685atheism is a decaying corpse nigga
>>216208670Shiva is the God of destruction death and transformation. He has no caste unlike Vishnu's avatars and lives in graveyards as a vagrant smoking ganja covering himself in the graveyard ash of his dead wife.>why does he hang out with demons and ghostsBecause regardless of one's birth, everybody dies the same and ends up in the graveyard once their time comes. He's called Bhootnath or the Lord of spirits because of his compassion to the rejects and outcasts. Both asuras and devas worship him. The majority of Hindus outside of the gangetic belt are Shiva worshippers. Things like Vedas, holy scriptures, and prayers don't apply to Shiva because he responds to devotion.tl;dr in death, everybody is the same.
>>216209794yeah, and there's even more of this shit if you dig deep.>>216209843Sex is ok and healthy. Having sex with your daughter isn't.
Singlehandedly switched the "Zutt" meme.
>>216210129Brahma getting raped by demon women isn't the same as Mohammed getting raped by jeets.
>>216209550ancient greek mythology is also like that, but nothing has been said about it because its le retvrn ebin vvestern civilization o algo
>>216209541thats bolivian
>>216210195Holy cope.
>>216209843Don't engage her, she's a cock whore pajeeta
>>216210357>ancient greek mythology is also like that, but nothing has been said about it because its le retvrn ebin vvestern civilization o algono, nothing has been said about it because it's not a religion followed by 2 billion people
>>216210537a ecли пиздишь, тo yдa в poт пoлoжишь, гнидёнышь?
>>216210357No, its because its dead and irrelevant.
>>216210483Sorry but there is no comparison to what happened to your profit muhammed. Its completely over for you guys.
>>216208026I make creations from my hole every day. Big brown babies
>>216210916Brahma itself was created by Lord Vishnu from his bellybuttom. Thats why Lord Vishnu is called Padmanabhan.
>>216210128Hey say something about kali
>>216210899ok esl
>>216209412>the omnipotent creator of the universe doesn't have genitalsthen why does he have he/him as preferred pronouns?
>>216211126imagine being femdommed by kali
>>216211126if you read Yoni Tantra you'll find some weird shit like encouraging practitioners to swallow semen discharged into vagina, etc. I do not judge. But seeing it in a religious text is weird.
>>216211126shes so cool
>>216208126Nobody takes your degenerate fantasies seriously though. Matter of fact nobody takes your whole race seriously.
>>216208288By the way, "pillar of salt" is just a mistranslation for "pillar of limestone" because both shared a word as sedimentary substances.The pillar of salt passage is saying she became a (limestone) statue which is a metaphor for an example, and she didn't "turn back", she "tarried", meaning she dragged her feet leaving and didn't want to go with Lot and got burned up by a choking cloud of ash when the volcano erupted as a result.It's just an artistic passage for "she died and became an example for why you must do what our god says" - with a smaller possibility it is referring to her actually becoming encased in magma or being burnt to charcoal by the heat of the ash. But much more likely it means an example like a statue.There's so much genuinely retarded shit in the Old Testament it's always funny to see another person go on about muh pillar of salt.
No 'jak? Garbage thread.
>>216211195You can't handle it sven..>>216211498>readI just like the goddess aesthetically.
>>216211126>KaliWas she ZUTTED by Brahma's demons too?
>>216207566LOL that's fucking hilarious. They didn't study that hard in school
>>216207566>muslims>reading
>>216213213no she ZUTTs you in exchange for hindu superpowers... allegedly
>>216213325And what did you read recently burgerman?
>>216213213She's a powerful and dreadful goddess who they used to sacrifice people to. She's wrathful justice who kills their enemies like an angry mother. She's also a black god representing that she's a fundamental part of the universe.
>>216213213She reverse rapes her husband shiva after going on a murder spree
>>216213325Muslims have zero comprehension even if they read. They are just greedy jews from desert. Many muslim in India consult a brahmin for most of their troubles secretly
>>216209814Sanatana Dharma is the most true and honest culture/religion ever. There is nothing that ever comes close and nothing will ever.
