top class edition
vtubers
special geek nigga in the yarn
if bwwm poster continued, it would be a detriment to the thread
top ass edition
>>216215875elsley is chad centralwillow brook is loserville
poo chundling
not shaved in about 3 weeks me
ltierally me (career): their legacies live on! ~~+47 stamina + 5 guts or something this will help gold week... if I get a good run on her to make a legacy uma
HAPAX LEGOMENON
black cat started meowing at me on my incelwalk then i passed it and it started following me before passing me and disappearing into the wood. would have liked to pet it but it probably wanted food which i didnt have and scratched me because thats what they do.
literally me: 149 speed 124 stam / 105 power / 115 guts / 111 wit already a D tier horse! on turn 1! one day this will be me but then what .. probably more specific (type of course) horse legacies... and maybe doing some with boosts in rain, dry, firm or wet. maybe get a drop of that in some legacies and see if it takes my horse anywhere
>>216215911"..."
>>216215992sounds like it might have put a curse on you 2bh
literally all you have to do is filter the belgian flaghes not on a vpnhe never changes his flagyou're not missing anything AT ALL by filtering belgiumjust do it and be done with it
ever see that video of the negro fellas who've invaded another negro fellas bedroom and they've a gun to his head taking all his money while one of the negros fucks the victim negros bird on the bed next to him? mental how that's their actual lives like innit?
don't understand matgeek!!!
>>216215875
>>216215992Bro scared of a fucking cat lmao
>>216216021he posts without his VPN/flag on all of the time in the future when you say "filter keywords" I will be as ignorant as I want because of your posts here, and you will know why
countries with no rivers
>immigrants come over>they want their families to come over>government allows this>their entire bloodlinelol
can't stop buying gold sovereigns
lets get down to brassed acks
>>216216077corr you getting them with your pip payments?
>>216216077soon youre going to run out of real money and have to buy your gold sovereigns with gold sovereigns
>>216216071they have wadis thoughbeit
bought a dominos pizza with gold sovereigns
I SAID TAKE ME BACK TO THOSE GOLDEN DAYS OF THE SUMMEROVER THERE BEHIND THOSE DISTANTHILLS I REMEMBERIN THE EVENING LIGHT WE PLAYEDOUTSIDE IN THE WHEAT FIELDSAS THE SUN WENT DOWN WE SWAMIN THE SEA BY THE MOONLIGHT
im not racist BUT the thought of those Japaneses playing uma masurune drinking sake with their credit card linked to the game gives me the fear BIGLY (thought that after playing my vodka playthroughs) today I got a vodka support card through the buddy system and that was nice. she is a good horse :)
Can't stop buying N64 games
pre toil mania setting in
>>216216177very very grim
>>216216177what the he'll
Sir Kier Starmer could literally scrap the NHS and give out 5 billion pounds to pay for luxury cars and homes for 100,000 illegal immigrants and all you would do is complain on 4chan. That's why things are bad.
>>216216192Only two days of toil this week for me - then I've got a week off in November. Still feel like blowing my fucking brains out tonight.
>>216216191she would still get it throughstill has the eyes (portal to the soul) of a beautiful person
>>216216216the government has outlawed every avenue of violent insurrection
>>216216229You'd be a wonderful father figure for poor abandoned Harvey
>>216216191
and also, long running shoes are SO HARD to get! I want to upgrade my lucky weekI already have 70 star pieces for ltierally me, gold week, and vodka but I fucked myself with entropy via indecisionill stop now. I guess I was just venting
>>216216191Pete Burns looking rough
>>216216277uncensored version is insanely funny
>>216216255https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_France_railway_arson_attackshttps://publicintegrity.org/national-security/south-african-who-attacked-a-nuclear-plant-is-a-hero-to-his-government-and-fellow-citizens/
>>216216289the fuck are you smoking my friend
feel sick
have to walk past an express m&s when i depart the train should i do a pitstop to see if they have piglets in blankoids that IS the question
>>216216289dont know what this post is talking aboutbut it says vodkavodka!!!
>>216216275if the alternate is getting cucked, then, yeah, (or in hindsight) the prospect of fucking a single mother is not too bad and she was fit
>>216216277Mental that when I've reached my maximum healthwise and got the surgery I need, I'll have the same scar as this cunt - what have I fucking done
god it's suddenly fucking freezingwasn't too bad two-three days ago, even had my windows open, and now I'm shivering like a leaf
>The 53-year-old Indian billionaire and longtime friend of Prince William died after accidentally swallowing a bee while playing polo at the Queen's Cup in Windsor, England, which stung him and sent him into anaphylactic shock.omd
>>216216350windowmong!
>>216216350i'm in bed with my windows open
Nowadays they call kids names like Harry and Alfie but that's their legal name, they're not called Harold and Alfred
might have another bag of haribo haha what am I like
>>216215875If this isn't proof of white genocide, I don't know what is
>>216216360love hearing about billionaires dyingshame about the bee though
>>216216350its 20c in my house because i wont sufferbut i might open the window a crack, get some fresh air inwhen aliexpress delivery my scd41 i will be able to but an alert on it
>>216215992was drunk and walking home from a bar on Friday and saw an orange cat meowing its head off at me and headbutting my hand. sat on my haunches and did that baby-talk thing as I scratched it behind the ear and got laughed at by a group of passing uni students
>>216216227getting paid to piss about in london tomorrow then fake work for almost the rest of the weekfriday off, can't wait
did you know tat "anaphylaxis" actually means "prophylaxis"? the people that named it - sailing around getting stung by jellies for lols - named it wrong. anaphylaxis would actually be a good thing! but we digress
>>216216377Knew a lad whose legal name was Willy - apparently after his grandfather. Of course he went by Will
uma horse game taught me / was easy to overcome the first hurdle / that because a woman gets "mood down" it is just a woman moment in a weird way this made me a better boyfriend
>>216216377isnt our prince called harry
>>216216406>paid to piss about in londonWas gonna make a toilet joke but I love Poles - have a good one lad
>>216216406Just had a week off and I left a mess before itMight just hand my notice in
it should be legal to put cuck posters into comas
>>216216350close the windows then you daft bugger
have a feeling the dog is about to lose use of her legsnever had to put a dog down before
Feels like it's about half ten
wag1 niggaboys
>watching american documentary/youtuber/whoever>always refer to the actions of the British Empire as just "England"don't know how to feel about this. on the one hand it means we get to claim responsibility for all the good things the scottish/irish/welsh did, but on the other hand it means we get burdened with sole responsibility for all the bad shit we did
>c-can I really become number 1? >yes.
>>216216446>Henry Charles Albert David
>>216216468when you come back just act oblivious, they'll have all forgotten>>216216451im british, but this is the 2nd time i've been to london in my life (apart from heathrow)
um
>>216216216Weren't you complaining about the NHS anyway?
>>216215992
>>216216527Are you female?
>>216216566um
watching this tate and lyle menendez ting
>>216216546fucking based lmao
>>216216546dangerous things
I am watching "Euro Vision" with Will Farrell. Why do yanks think crippling humiliation is funny? They treat tragedies like comedies
>>216216569Are you a nurse lol, do you live up north usually
>going to be warmer in the middle of the night than it is right nowillogicalcompletely illogical
>>216216575yanks are obsessed with cringe humour and sarcasm. a very insincere and cynical people.
>>216216575even worse is they filmed a lot of it at glasgow airport and pretended it's edinburgh>>216216588why would you assume nurse? i usually live here.
>have a wank>clean up>hours later take a shower>get dressed>hour later absently minded touching my penis>semen seeped out into my foreskinWhat's Keir going to do about this? Precum gets a lot of talk, but postcum is a nightmare
>Epping migrant sex offender will be deported 'this week', says Justice Secretary Lammywtfhe hasn't even served his 12 months in prison
mad how this time 2 months ago it would still be light out
>>216216608>why would you assume nurse?Wondering if I know you that's all
>>216216616The Incel's Tale
pretend this post was about uma horse game :3 did resist temptation but this post is funnier now because if I hadnt I wouldve posted it - and I didnt - but I did! hahahahahaha
wait have the clocks already gone back?
>>216216618just get rid of himno more money needs to be spend jailing him
>>216216618they'll accidently give him a knighthood before they do anything
>>216216660it's over
>>216215895what kind of services does he have in mind?
>>216216668poo smells seal of disapproval
Sir Epping Sex Offender
>>216216660yeah when i was fingering my bumhole it went back last night
so horny can shag a radiator atp
>>216216663he out herebein a catnobody can stop him
>>216216572mad the about of molesty bum sex they had
Got no food in the house, so methinks a cheeky maccies may be on the cards
>>216216649i doubt it
>>216216719get this man a job at the chicken kiev factory asap
>>216216745
>>216216735the pineapple mcspicy they have on limited is pengers
Me Din DinsWent to a Michelin Recommended place for Sunday Roast.I had leg of lamb with mint sauce. It was brill. The roast potatoes, carrots, parsnips, suede and cauliflower cheese were great too. Not to mention the Yorkshire pudding.Bosh
it's much easier to avoid trolls and ragebait once you've become jaded and sort of stopped really caring. that frog pic was right except it's kinda sad. it's only because he had depression
Everybody loves Luigi mangioni But everyone hates Timothy McVeigh even though he did a far better job Latin bias is real I swear
>>216216735Me too, see you there
>>216216758haha racoons getting some food
>>216216766Can see your reflection in the knife mate
>>216216766white people food is so fucking grim
>>216216766whats that giant bread thing
>>216216766can tell you're very autistic from the way you type
>>216216766imagine a load of migrants cum all over it
*leaves your parcel in a safe place*
Secured a job (42k) after a year of unemployment
>>216216827A man after my own heart
nice thread you have here
>>216216813hate seeing old memes like this and being reminded of how much of my life I've wasted on the internet
>>216216859yeah?
>>216216813i bonded (with) and (quarter) pounded your sister
>>216216735the shaker chips are horriblehere they had stuff like ramen flavour as well which were also shitmcdonalds don't need to do us like that after taking away hash browns from the breakfast menu
rorke
shan't be opening that link
>>216216809why is this brownoid replying to himself with jewish poetry
>>216216875as opposed to wasting your life on the street/ in your smelly bedroom/at work?
>>216216878i pierced the buns of your sister/pierced your sisters buns
>>216216813last night i wirtz burger yor sister
>>216216862if you were neet for two years would you get 84k?
*claps hands together*off for a wank
Timothy McVeigh was Irish
>>216216874rather encouraging to see a lass enjoying a modest sized toy like this
>>216216882
>>216216910its just not pierce and not just buns. you're wrong af
>>216216931my wife said my 5 inch was too big and we had to buy dilators and take her to a physio to get her to be able to take it
dutch fella hjeving a venk
*leaves your parcel with a neighbour*
SCREAMING
>>216216597good that's my me time
wanked so much to the new pokemon girls that the vein on my cock has enlarged and hurts
>>216216962explain pornographer girl's fannies then
>>216216694SCREMING
>>216216965scrijming
>>216216960it was burgered over 15 years ago, burger with it
>>216216962
>>216217021s
>>216216694idgi
>>216216996they are different people
>>216216980Why didn't he just leave for the UAE like all the other billionaires lol
>>216217030screaming>>216217021yodeling
>
Sir Lip Balmer
might go buy 2 oven pizzas and scran both of them for breakfast
>>216217021
it's not even 8 what the fuck i'm tired
>>216217049This causes the incels brain to explode
>>216217120c.locks gone back innit
>>216217093Fella on the right doing the 'if only you knew' face
shrieking, hooting and hollering
>>216217120im tired but ive been on the voddy since 3so im tiredi will get one last one
>>216217120Your brain thinks it's almost 9pm
>>216217120Busy day putting up flags rorke
>>216217146fuck didnt realise
to you it's just a gimmickto me it's life
if there is a double rainbow but 2x trainers in wit (and you cant double train speed) for speed and they are green barred but nt max then would it have been better to train wit and go for quad rainbow if you cant double train speed? asking because I went for double rainbow speed and the next was 71% chance failure. every turn is a rainbow for speed atm and I hope that isnt the peak/final stretch to spam speed and finalise the horse
Imagine kissing him as a funny straight prank
poo
schizobabble
Imagine the grim satisfaction you'd get in slowly peeling in strips the flesh of the Belgians penis
>>216217147unusual leg placement
nigers
>>216217190corrrr he's cute would definitely pull out twister or spin the bottle for a laugh
triple rainbow coinflip (51%) WIN lets gooo! nice 703/234/439/252/366 horse
>>216217093Odds that Keir snuck off the toilet after to douse his feet in anti-bac?
Wouldn't mind the Muzzers half as much if their aesthetic wasn't so relentlessly grim
>>216217252he would've sucked off at least one of them before leaving
>>216217254whats wrong with it
Keir Starmer is for they/themNigel Farage is for you
>>216217093Why do they look like poo
making small talk with the muslim barber like what he's doing on the weekend and he's like >resting with family inshallah
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216217306you retarded?
>>216217240Oh definitely and if he ends up nude laying on the twister board with me on top of him that would do my sides in!
*gets pocket jacks*IM ALL IN
missus is watching that gay show about the two brothers both shagging the same girl
>>216217326mate this is going too far i'm starting to get a boner
unpopular opinion: jon venables is based
>>216217326>>216217240reckon twister with well endowed femboys would be fun
>>216217378cor thats hot
For me it's the always fashionable shalwar kameez and trainers combo
>>216217317I HAVE THEM FILTEREDI CANT REPORT THEM
>>216217254their heritage aesthetic looks nice like the bombed out buildings in syria that dont exist any more or the untouched buildings iniran that probably don't have long left before they're bombed to fuck as well. but when they build new stuff they seem more deano-ified than white people. same as indian families. they just put tile everywhere even in their gardens
>>216217366You know what would be especially hilarious? If we frotted together covered in warm lube! Literally rotfl
>hiding stubs >not reporting all stubbed posts
>>216217306liberalise muslim countries NOWliberate their women
go ahead eagles
I guess the apple don't fall far from the treecause I been looking at you so long now I only see me
David Lemmy
>>216217471*plays hotel california*
>>216217468she's from homs, syriabut i have shagged a turk, yes
+0.0003 £ has been deposited into your account
kebatu has... le fallenhadushbros we lost
>>216217492least homoerotic ziedy post
also; poo
>>216217492you look staring at shirtless black men do you>oh but I'm not gay. yep. just spending my Sunday ruminating about black penises and musclesJfc
Might just get a buzz cut done tomorrow. Quite tired of my mop. Not trying to look good for anyone, so why the fuck not eh
>>216217515steam emailing me when i sell one of my trading cards LOL
what a fucking game that was
I want pol to leave
POPPIN DOWN THE GRAVEYARDPOPPIN DOWN THE GRAVEYARDPOPPIN DOWN THE GRAVEYARD[POP! POP! POP!]
>>216217611it was shite
>>216217611far too floaty for a platformer also hated how sony tried to push sackboy as a mascot for years
don't you know pump it up
>>216217471prefer go ahead yogurt breaks
>>216217589i'm british so my women are your women
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyqLJY67U4k
>>216217653He's actually funny, that's why it's a shame 98% of his posts are dogshit
*does the Monster Mash*
>>216215897
going kms meself
looks like another day spent opening hoi4 every couple hours, getting bored as soon as i see the country selection screen and closing outrepeatrepeat
>>216217611sometimes get that one song from it stuck in my head where it goes dododo do dooooo dodo do do do dooooooo you know the one. spent weeks before it came out daydreaming about levels i would make haha>>216217661sackboy is the closest sony have come to a mascot since crash on the ps1
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
>>216217656>>216217661some poor posts made in this threadreally disappointed in these posts
nth for the baddiedem
>>216217663WHEN YOU DONT REALLY NEED IT
>>216217757Blud onto nothing
might hoover the flat
>>216217749never been to either ireland and have no connection, heatherpaedostick to tonsil stones
Ed Davey, leader of the Liberal Democrats party, takes part in a football training session with young players from Rawcliffe Juniors Football Club (2024)
>>216217663I bet you're watching Ashlizzle
>>216217845balding wog-loving faggot
might become a woman
The Weekend Starts Here!Wahey!
my gf is anime
>>216217795>only a 6
>>216217611PS TRIPLE
Girlfriendberg said it's too early for her to go to bed so now she's just fucking sleeping on the fucking sofa blocking me from enjoying a nice relaxing Sunday evening to myselfBitch
>>216217941do a wank
finger is nearly healed
>>216217845hope he kicked that ball as hard as he could into that kid's head
>>216217906Osahhkahh nigga
>>216216493stop! you're meant to get someone else to do it
Leader of the Gay Porn party
>>216217941GET. HER. SHAGGED.
>>216217941go on your computer and play games
>>216217941get her fingered nonconsensually while she's sleeping
>>216217961can't imagine lib dems can kick a ball very hard
>>216218039hmm
nth for the libdem
leader of the fart shart party
itfuckingLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMS
boner of a lonely fart
get the tv burp watchedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvwhN79nmZ0
trying to fatten myself up while im still living wth mum and dad because when i move out next month i'll be on lunchables
Wifeberg went out with her friend at 2pm and said she'd be back in a couple of hours. She messaged me at 4.30 to ask if it was ok that she stayed out longer.I said yes but reminded her she has work at 9am tomorrow. We have a one year old kid too.She has just stumbled through the door and thrown up on the carpet and now she's crying.The absolute state, embarrassing really. Might put the bairn in the car and fuck off to my mums.
scab right in my nostril n i pick it iuts blleed
remember this lol
fucked it and didnt take enough when I was ahead 1022/364/656/347/511 championship horse (literally me horse) but B+ and maybe because of better legacy has better inspirations
>>216218150we need pics this is too good to miss
>>216218078just a prank init
>>216218110
i screampoo screamwe all scream for ice cream
>>216218195the looming means nothing to me as i've been on the booze today
>>216218150women not allowed to get drunk sometimes are they not
posh crisps for dinner
me when i have the week offjust remember we're funding our own demise via tax xo
World War 3 will commence in two weeksR-77 missiles will be used quickly by the Russian military on Norwegian and German targets. They will save their big guns for London and ParisIn the mean time, china will invade Taiwan And at least you won't have to thumb a laptop
>>216218150yeah but how many games did you get to play when she was out
>>216218230no you made this post at 8am i wont stand for this
>>216218230
he's only gone and posted his willy again
lorraine pascale, she'd get it'til it fell off
>>216218242me hurriedly painting norwegian flags on my bollocks in preparation for the strike
um I see ballsack
someones been setting off fireworks nonstop for the last 20 minutes, this is ridiculous
>>216218311for me it's rachel khoo
>>216218399loves the kitchenwants a white babywhat's not to love
>>216218242Where will I get my vapes from if China suspends trade
>>216218384could have been hamas parachuting in with kalashnikovs
>>216218399reminds me of this chef I came across in an article once
Rorke smashing both hands on the keyboard, keys flying into the air - the 500 count isn't dropping fast enough, he must be the one to post the new
get a new made and make it a harry hill tv burp editiondo it now
willybum
>>216218584what of bumwilly?
GAMER PRIDENEVER SURRENDER EXPAND GAMING
>>216218484pakishop
>>216218655>>216218655NEW
>>216218687ruh roh
