Field wank edish
rarity
>>216227557I want to say 'good grief men are vile', but shamefully I could admit to the same thingwe are still vile
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM9n-CRwwO4
>>216227586plap plap
>>216227613I had sex in the woods literally hundreds of timesSince then I've had 3 wanks in the woods
I've walked around the garden naked but only at nightAlso had a piss in the garden once
>>216227617posted it again award
>>216227639sex is understandable but a wank is a bit gross
>>216227586more of a twilly or pinkie fan myself but she'll do in a pinch
>>216227671Okay desu i was just a bit bored and pissed each time
Hello all. Posting on phone for now :)Only while doing my daily uma runs
>>216227677you will never post them
Mad and mental how steamberg is doing a number on CPUstein and also how much better phoneposting is with the new captcha
>>216227699I honestly didn't even know you had a computer mouse
i like the orange one
odds one more episodeevens an album
Posting on 4chan despite all best efforts from my ISP
orange man
>>216227734For me it's yellow
She's so fit omd
>>216227777LUCKY NUMBAH 7
gherkin
BE flag faggot has absolutely shattered (ruined) his reputation tonight. Completely lost control
just the most insane posts
>>216227824Umm she's dead?
>>216227813I love you
>>216227807no the one with the hat
>>216227824hi
>>216227622what the actual FUCK
twilight sparkle: daiwa scarletrarity: gold cityapplejack: taiki shuttlepinkie pie: haru urararainbow dash: vodkafluttershy: meisho doto
That's a hot position
>>216227836no??
>>216227842i.amin.commitments with ariana homosexual (cornwall)sorrry.
>>216227872so? we can be 3
>pinkie pie: haru urara:3
Love triangling is a form of manipulationI have learnt that (from a YT thumbnail) since reggie
>>216227894Not if they agree (i was only joking)
high level zestyman activity occurring
>>216227894Do you love Reggie
hello, my name is kieran, i'm from tāmaki makaurau. Nice to meet you, any one feel like being friends? I enjoy peppermint tea, cuddles with my cats, philosophy, and the outdoors. Cheers- Kieran
>>216227912hs
I am Whygena
HeatherScrote
>>216227906your from auckland you mong
My hard drive broke >>216227934I love you and your arts
went to school with a girl who was obsessed with pinkie pie, she said i looked like a creep
>>216227962Thats good do you like my Reggie images
>>216227977>she said i looked like a creepthat's so pinkie-coded £:
Ok my hard drive broke so I am poggersly storing the game on my phone and plugging it in via micro usb for file transfer
>>216227961You're absolutely right! Thank you for bringing that to my attention. Yes, i AM from Auckland, I was using the Māori name and I apologise if that was confusing. Would you like me to avoid Māori words going forward?- Kieran
janny not going to purge all the mlpfaggotry huh
>>216227977well are you a creep?are you a weirdo?matter of fact, what the hell are you doing here?
>>216227995Why
>>216227995
>>216228010UM x
>>216228007i am a bit of a creeo and a weirdo yes but in a benign non-threatening way i like to think
racist barnracist barn
>>216228010It's that you
>>216228045Yes
>>216227855i'm about to make her cheeks anything but sandy if you know what i mean
spanking the monkey
>>216228042um that's not the lyrics
>>216228058Segs
nothing at all 'vile' about a wank in nature we lived like that for thousands of years
shes my favourite :3
>>216228082alas that's not the one I was talking about
Scratched my nipple and it's been stinging like a bastard all day
>>216228075I am Whygena
Need to get new shoes to go okay Pokémon go before good times run out
>>216228086is this crazy dance one
lads l am very drunk and high
>>216228082masturbation isn't natural, the natural way to do it is to get a cute girl to wank you off while squeezing your balls and noshing on your arsehole
>>216228086Yeah I think I've seen that one in races>>216228098No you're not you're the parasite looking for attention
what are your pets names ladsmy girl cat is named kimmy
>>216228102matikanetannhauser is the dance onematikanefukukitaru is the lucky one
LUCKY one sounds like a dogGreen grass is better than her
matikanefoodgeek
>>216228159
mad how you can tell if someone's a chink by their voice even if they were born and raised in your country and have your accent, i think they tend to overpronounce their Ws and Ks and Ds in particular, you can hear this in the voices of australian chinks, british chinks, and yank chinks
Back in my day you could use androids as USB sticks Nowadays the pc link windows computer makes a folder on your computer and uses that to put things on phone
>>216228086>>216228112>>216228124>>216228174why the fuck have you gimps chosen /brit/ to flood with whatever the fuck this is?
>>216228122my golden retriever is named toby:)
>>216228176dont call them that
enjoying haramball memes
>>216228187I want to chuck your dog
>>216228179I am the parasite
why's there so much AI porn on youtube now fucking hell
>>216228192you're right, they're not australian or british or american no matter how many generations removed from chinkistan they are
>>216228184
i want this to go extinct
>>216227998i dont care what you do outside /brit/ but i want no foreign languages posted here
>>216228201an endless sea of goyslop, stretching out forever, for all time>>216228218kys
Benedict Wong
>>216228226Looks like a dinosaur
I am back on my computer guys
>>216228226you are evil
>>216228230
>>216228242I am the parasite why do you not like me :$
>>216228237>>216228248get rid of them now
>>216228262why
give me some asmr to cap off the night with ladsideally ~20 min, nothing fruity
>>216228262Opium bird was based on this I believebut they are descended from t-rex so yes they should be extinct
i made the new thread for /ita/ once and they refused to use it because i'm not italianwhy can't /brit/ take such a principled stance against JF incursions?
>>216228286https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw6x3Jhop4o
>>216228295/ita/ has one thread a week
how do you log out of Android uma I tried a few hours ago and all it wanted to let me do was to clear my game files
>>216228298this'll do lad, sound
Fook lads lost my hard drive anyone got the dana white cigarette greentext?
>>216228295we used to matewe used to...
>>216228317I am the parasite
Might go to bedIt's really windy and rainy and cold out
wtf is rerolling
if my 10 eggs on Pokemon GO hatched im gonna be PISSED if I dont get a lucky star in
i love submissive british and Australian sissies with tight pink holes
Why do men hide from the world
>>216228402we dont care nigga
was about to post something for that one yank then i read another yank post that made me decide not to do the first yank any favours
>>216228412Sorry i thought this was my Bible study class
OKAY gonna go to bedNight night :3
I just deleted my uma account
>>216228431sir sleepyhooves
you are now now rocking withleftypops androrkey bitch
>>216228448Is that ok with you? ;_;
sry
thats sad too because I had already got gold week to potential level 2 (those shoes were hard to get) AND had 70 stars for her
>>216228444why
>>216228461
>>216228473I thought it was linked
>>216228474ktim! go sleep soon!
>>216228474UM x
>>216228480bruh
thats OK. I wouldve been PISSED if I spent money on the game adn then just instantly deleted my account
seriously wouldn't you faggots all feel better on discord instead? i know you all have accounts
>>216228502we ARE on discord dummy
I have an account but I won't post the username because it's my real name lol
or longer than 3 days
>>216228527jacob
Sometimes before I fall asleep, I put in a bit of brain power to try and figure out what he meant when he posted this.
the parasite is in this thread
>>216228547it means he is going to end matters soon without involcing anyone else
>>216228547the longer you look at it the less comprehensible it gets
>>216228547I want to rip his throat out and eat it but I must admit this is a masterpiece of some kind
got the account back ^.^
>>216228563he's crossed the threshold of mental illness needed to occasionally strike gold
>>216228563It's genuinely so fucking baffling. The only recognisable things about it are the fact that it's a 4chan spray can with a black man? It's fucking insane.
going for a left handed cigarette as it were
>>216228574this is heathermong
>>216228586It's notdon't ask how I know it's not but I just do
mm yes the uma/support cards are fixed so idk if they are rerollingor if this is the tutorial and the part that you can skip
>>216228605blog on dude
>>216228601holy shit is this real?
>>216228609OK so the thread doesnt last 3hrs
>>216228615I am Whygena
got asked for ID at the bottleshop, i'm a 30 year old man with crow's feet and a receding hairline, plus i'd say the lad working there was at least 5 years younger than me, stupid zoomer retard
Ok, I am genuinely off to bed nowit's chilly but I refuse to sleep in pyjamas
why are catbergs so greedy and ungrateful?
what the fuck I got a horse except its not any horse or stars or anything where did teiko go!?
where did meisho doto gooo
Goodnight Mouse, go to sleep soon
>>216228712goodnight
I’m actually back on my phone Should I take melatonin
stfuand yeah there are literally no downsides if youre not on medication or supplements
>>216228654people who ask for id do it because they have to not because they think you're underage he might have thought you were a cop testing himif this is different in aus i dunno, but im assuming it is based on this
>>216228654They do this to find out who you are if they like you or want to gossip about you. Like, if they wanna know if you're related to someone they know, so they can ask about you.What's the point of stripclubs? I've been dragged to a few over the years and I just don't understand it.
>>216228770Rude but thanks
My boy a caveman in these streets
>>216228547imagine what the prompt was
aw gold ship is the worst support card from the starter pack
She's back lads xwww.twitch.tv/cinnanoe
unless you get 3x dupe from 3-4 pulls
nth for the baddiedem
I got tauna hayakawa SSR
im so, so cold
>>216228846i think it's something to do with the 4chan guy being an explosive attached to the black gentlemanso when he parachutes into the gherkin he explodes it?
>>216228893the larger one should peg the smaller one
nishino flower is a poggers horse devs trolling horse. little Japanese demon fella
>>216228926Manure already fucked Liverpoo last week
horse underwater horse underwaterdazzlin diver
why dont they just pay Chinese people to reroll accounts for them? if they are going to whale anywayI would rr to stack up good card accounts and sell them for like £0.99 (but not that low because this game is expensive)
game limited to £7000 a month for in-app purchases, carrots so im not going to give an account for £1
super creek dupe holy moly those are some big assets and gold city
the card I am going for is dupe air shaukir
>>2162285744chan was meant to be half reddit i think with the little antenna
actually I dont care about any of these lvl 35 cards
>>216229098air shakur is based but it's literally the worst card in the game
>>216229155Google says the trainer SSR is OP for beginners but I like its effects anyway and will roll for that
I drive my car into a bridge (I don’t care)
I want to live in America
I became an ascended incel in 2019~ and I consider the existence that I live to be very disturbing.Every interaction with women is spent integrating that they act differently in ways that are invisible to the naked eye depending on the man that they're interacting with. All of it is manipulation.Men typically need to have religion hovered over their head as the sword of damocles to discourage being so disingenuous but to women it is simply the way that the world works.>Hi you're here to pick up a pizza. It is it michael or daniel>I'm supposed to say my name. I don't. "No, I'm just looking at the menu"Her brain procured that in like 1 and a half seconds.
>>216229169why don't you then
>>216229169Why you fat incel
>>216229173cute
>>216229173wut?
saw a white man in a video wearing a bonnet like black people wear and he looked goofy as hellit already looks silly but he looked even more ridiculous
>>216229173schizobabble
I want to live in Japan
should I just stick with the dupe gold week
>>216229169bear in mind those are all probably Californian wine
I can point a gun at a guy pointing a gun at me for 20-30mins at a time. Most of you don't have the stones to do that.
Now closer to 30 than I am to 20. Life is great! Who cares if I’ll never afford a house? Who cares if I’m an alcoholic cocaine addict stuck in a dead end job and my hair is all falling out? This is all fine. This is normal! There’s always someone worse off than you guys remember that
>>216229179got no money also don't think they would let me stay>>216229181i love america and everything about it
>>216229259if I was pointing a gun at someone and they started pulling out a gun I would shoot them. also idk why the person pulling out the gun second wouldnt shoot the other guy
>>216229267r u cute
>>216229261
women literally say what they are told to say and smug smile about
>>216229277ummsometimes x
>>216229291Funny that, i have extra room in my house then. We might have to share the bed :0 is that ok?
think special week might be special needs
OK I will settle for tazuna hayakawa dupe in uma! human card in horse game
>>216229307ok :D
Ever notice how Lee Byung Hun kills himself in every movie
and I got hopn hapyp heart ok I am done :3
>>216229344I'd really like to have a British roommate ! This would be so fun i could show you around america and take you to restaurants and attractions you've never seen before. When are you getting here british bf
got a deep appreciation for girls who get their fannies out on the internet not for money, but for attention
l want to live in the deepest Congo where all the men have been killed in the civil war
>>216229421the men are still there, it's the children who get sent to war
>>216228547what prompts do you type in to even get this
now that i'm balding i have a reason to start ming the merciless maxxing
>>216229453but your dic and balls
needed a piss for 2 hours in a row in 10 min but its over
>>216229399i'll be there soon xx
did a poo earlier that actually made me feel like i had to poo even more but now i had no poo in the chamber and thus no way to satisfy the urge, a phantom poo
>>216229401i miss the slags on reddit who did it for the love of the gamenow they're all shilling their onlyfans
>>216229501I keep hearing this
i don't believe those jap chefs who say it takes decades to master making sushi, looks easy to me
just got my arse stamped for walt disney
gotten so used to wanking that i often can't cum when i have sex, this must what being a woman is like
i so pale
why don't white people have much of a street food culture? other than yanks with their hot dogs
>>216229579ice cream van
>>216229579something to do with the french revolution
>>216229581TRVKE
fuck my black bastard life
>>216229579Too expensive and too much regulations around it.
game data linked! pogchamp
>>216229581made us of an ice cream van recently for the first time in almost 20 years and they didn't do single servings anymore, they just sell you prepackaged boxes that you could probably get at a supermarket cheaper
*flies through the thread at 30 mph*
is someone who specifically catches prawns or other crustacea rather than fish still called a fisherman?
>>216229647i dont know niggapops
uma anon do people buy rerolled accounts? how much would they pay for accounts that rolled good in the important event coming up
might move to mongolia and live in a yurt on the vast plains with an ethnically ambiguous mong woman who has never heard of the internet
>>216229673can i come
person whos on the internet at 6AM:
anyone else just sleep away the weekend because you have no friends, no family of your own
expired sunscreen exploded in my front pocket
>>216228226Seeing this thing in the Tokyo zoo drove me mad
just flew down the stairs
>>216229687me! me!
had about 6 wanks before i got out of bed this morning
>>216229725no you haven't you vile incel ghoul
>>216229689yeahhhthat's meur not alone
>>216229725would be nice of our belly buttons just drained it all
riding my penny farthing at 2298375 miles an hour
also I got maruzensky in the packs with the bunny horse is literally better literally me
>>216229734i'm serious, although i did wake up at around 2am and didn't get out of bed until around 10 so that's less than one wank per hour
>>216229753remember the pankcake bunny
>>216229207when I visited last year I didn't see a single qt the whole time I was there, they seem to be rarer than you might think
>>216229760no? :c
jews don't get to experience the simple joy of a BLT so even though they control the world i still feel like i'm winning
using a plank of wood to glitch the physics engine allowing me to travel over the ocean in 15 minutes
>>216229778this image
>>216229788>>216229797based! I remember pancake bunny now
>>216229807i love him
reckon i could easily start a youtube cooking channel, i don't have any professional culinary experience but neither do most of these twats
sir woke liberati
>>216229821will you shut up man
that post wasnt me
>>216229827what the fuck that's so rude
>>216229840don't swear at me sunshine
>>216229852you think you're so tough
>>216229821>episode 1: vegemite sandwich>episode 2: pavlova>episode 3: uuuuuhhhh.....
Skrillex is god
got a week off toil but essentially all I'm going to be doing is waiting in my incelflat to go back to toil
>>216229821>todays episode we are boiling niggers in a big pot
>>216229872>pavlovakiwi invention that
>>216229872fairy bread ofc
>>216229893you could go somewhere
>>216229898would hire you to write my scripts>>216229939don't tell porky pies mate
>>216229968weather's shit
commencing fag and a coffee toil
>>216229974>pork pieskiwi perfected that
>>216229982you could wear a coat
thinking about dem deenz
So this is it, then.The final /brit/.
>>216229992you take that back RIGHT now
no waaay kitsune black showed up!! (a completely new account just followed 15 of the top people - all of them had the same free cards as I did)I have to do vodka first becase you can only rent one legacy at a time
well hello my niggas
forgot pic phone went from 9% to 30% battery refreshing it!
>>216229992How? Give us a recipe luv.
>>216229992What's your bum and a green grocer have in common?They are both full of kiwi fruit ahah
meant this pic that pic was from yesterday
>>216230124secret innit
I've developed a bit of a cough
would you rather a gf with a 10/10 face but mid body or a gf with a mid face but 10/10 body
>>216230113what's up nigger!
>>216230180the 10/10 body
>>216230180probably 10/10 body
>Oh? What's that? You've got a bald head, a beard, and oooh what's that now? An EARRING? We've got one stylish gentleman over here, we do.
>>21623018010/10 face. Body can be changed, face can’t.
>>21623018010/10 body is such a low IQ answer. For long term stability, you're going to want the 10/10 face.
>>216230216this, so much this
BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>216230209>body can be changednot if she has a flat frame and small chebs, granted small chebs can be remedied with cosmetic surgery, but so can a face
>>216230246>>216230246>>216230246
