ancient memes edish
Girl with a 10/10 face would never be dating me so it’s a stupid question really.
>>216230246is this the mountain vegeta thing
not into women farting or poo. not sure why americans fetishize sewage
>>216230273Minecraft
>>216230246Though this was a Pepe at first until I noticed the purple.
Crying before toil haha
>>216230279>not sure why americans fetishize sewagea lot of them have german heritage
I miss the old Minecraft
How odd, I remember finding wildernessfront a year ago and now they advertise on 4chan or perhaps they did before idk, i recall you needed to be vetted or something to join them too i wonder why
>For some reason I have this really big thing for British...dicks. I just...really...prefer them...over American dicks. You understand, right babe?
>>216230308I'm a W.A.S.P. though.
>>216230325My penis is skinnyI am a dicklet
>>216230311always thought people who put their torches 3 blocks high should be killed, especially if it's directly under the ceiling, you're going to get scorch marks
>You are now imagining your onitis pushing out a big sloppy poo
>>216230334>W.A.S.P.yeah? im a bumble bee
based game telling me (new player) by putting all my support cards in wit to get full energy after giving +5 guts for sleeping twice and giving me the event "well done [musical note]" for hopefully after the next race is beach day
>>216230267there's a legit 10/10 girl at toil and she's so far removed from my league it's like I'm talking to another species
bro just said he's a wasp
Honest thoughts on Usada Pekora?
Wonder what happened to all the /brit/ personalities over the yearsMikeythailademmetThat's about all I can think of really
>>216230387fit (dont need to hear her voice)
>>216230370OK... now what?
right thats me done then
>>216230390i think i've seen mikey fairly recentlythailad grew up and stopped posting hereemmett is probably locked up in the nuthouse
>>216230379What would you honestly rate yourself
>>216230354Do you hang all your ceiling lights directly at eye level
remember when we just called emmett "schizo" because he was the only noticeably schizophrenic poster in /brit/so there was no need to clarify who you were referring to, those were the days
do you hang your torch high up though
>>216230412I thought thailad died in a horrible accident
>>216230457lol how the fuck do you die from that
shitting peugeot
>>2162304235.5 but soc rates me 7
>>216230423I could probably be a solid 7.5/10 if I got a haircut and started a skin routine, it's not my face that lets me down really its my weird, awkward personality
>>216230432not the same thing, real life flame torches are supposed to be mounted to the wall generally within reach so you can grab them and light or extinguish the flame as needed
>>216230489>its my weird, awkward personalityKTIM KTIM!
>>216230471bro was probably drunk af and had his face right next to the rocket when it went off
>>216230354least violent whitey
>>216230521Right but still that would just be severe burns on his face unless the firework went inside him and blew his head off I genuinely don’t get how you die from that
36 degrees today but tomorrow is forecast to have a high of 22, natureberg on a mad one
>>216230538reckon severe burns to the face could kill you if you went into shock
>its my weird, awkward personalityFactsssssssBut I’m also a ugly cunt
thanks doc
got a new gf, her name is cate, she Mediterranean.
>>216230552Fair enough
it's funny how you could have a talent for something but never find out because you never try that thing
mummy spanked my bott bott with the wooden spoon
>>216230555it makes no difference, if you're at least passably attractive you might get girls showing interest, flirting etc but that quickly stops when they realise you're weird
that post wasnt me
poo out of pee ain't bad
wonder if the ancient romans were gestural speakers and made gratuitous use of vowel sounds "ehhh" and "ohhh" like modern italians
>>216230538maybe he fell and cracked his skull on the pavement
>>216230605I'd imagine certainly during the decline of the empire such things increased in usage
wonder why old ladies are usually nice but old men are often cranky bastards
https://alphaheaven.bandcamp.com/track/consciousness-is-fundamental
Came to this website at the tender age of 18 via becoming aware of it through encyclopedia dramatica which I read to death while grinding on runescape. Frequented /v/ but lost interest in video games by about 2013 and could probably count the number of times I've been on that board since then on my hands
turns out this woman I used to wank to all the time on insta fucking DIED I was wondering why she stopped posting
>>216230634You should kys.
>>216230630probably becomes a bit depressing when your sex drive goes and your dick stops working but you still get your neurons activated by qts every day
hublot posting and im not even dressed, im going to be late
>>216230647what did she die of? fanny cancer?
going to be sat here silently reporting all of the BE flags posts
Woke up far too early. Going to be exhausted later.
Bro was 18 in 2013 that’s brazy I was 7
>>216230642you just wait there mate and I'll see if I can find who asked
>>216230678folc
>>216230672Killed herself I think. The obituary doesn’t say
cba with toil
>>216230690No thanks unc
>>216230707+£0.0009 has been deposited into your account already!
>>2162306781995chads rise up
i was 22 in 2013
>>216230707Can you get me a job where you work I’ll do anything
oh, "anything" ;)
>>216230742no I'm the only normal one here so not getting one of you freaks a job
haven't been able to get a hold of my favourite tranny escort lately, must've joined the 41%
>>216230754Yeah anything >>216230758Dick I need a job so bad
Autumnal
borse
lost but figured out what "recover after fully running out of energy" means
>>216230812Saw you taking photos the other day when I drove pastYou look well bent
Brooo thats brazy! niggas really out here gang bangin on 4chstupid nigger
>>216230836you are a paedophile
based game trying to give me teiko I got origuri cap instead
total fans 1 because u are the fan
has pedo spammer stopped coming here? that was the final straw for me, haven’t posted here in over a month because of him. Is it safe now?
>>216230940>pedo spammerwhich one?
>Expected costs for hotel contracts from 2019-2029 have risen from £4.5bn to £15.3bn, while two accommodation providers still owe millions in excess profits that the Home Office has not recovered, the report found.Clown country. As a civil servant I get why they've done it though, if legally we have to take all these asylum seekers in then they have nowhere else to put them, and at the end of the day it's taxpayer money so who gives a shit. Drop in the ocean compared to the 140 billion brexit cost.
>>216230954wonder why this photo was taken, jesse plemons wanted to show that he doesn't really shoot children?
>>216230972It's not just the hotel thoughbeit it's every facet of their life, room, board, crime, security
AI OverviewJesse Plemons wanted to show he could play complex characters by taking on his role in The Talented Mr. Ripley because he admired the original actor, Matt Damon and the script
Interviews with people who are selling a book are almost always shite >well as I say in the book..>I go into this properly in the book but..>Book. Book book book..
muslim woman at my work absolute sweetest girl I’ve ever met in my life will never understand how you lot tar everyone with the same brush
>how can you make judge people when my anecdotal evidence exists??
>>216231020don't be fooled, she'd bomb you without hesitation if she had the chance
>>216231020cor bring her here so we can try and SHAG her
the hardest button to button
>>216231020easy really got quite a big brush me
you guys are mean
>>216231050She really wouldn’t she’s scared of a lot of people and let them walk over her at work>>216231061Grow up mate
whatever that means
never been mean in my entire life
>>216231020ah ok you've made a superficial judgment on a work colleague without doing any probing of her personal beliefs (which would change your mind if you were ever brave enough to do so - but you won). typical delusion leftypol idiot
>>216231080She sounds so fit let us have a go on her. Stop being so bloody selfish
>>216231091Funny how I’m leftypol now the other day I was getting called rorke make your mind up
>>216231080>she’s scared of a lot of people and let them walk over her at workdoesn't disprove my point, lot of mass murderers had meek temperaments until their internal rage boiled over
>>216231020الله هو أكبر
>>216231108take your meds pal
This is your new government right here
>>216230937would you trust your boyfriend to do this? i wouldnt
>>216231128shes right and most people agree with her
>>216231110No she’s sweet and kind. You seriously don’t think every single Muslim in the world is capable of that do you? lol>>216231118Had 2 paracetamol last night for my headache that’s the only meds I take mate
>>216231128uhh you can't say what everyone is thinking
>>216231008What should they do?
>>216231132i don't have a boyfriend
>>216231148LOOOOLher own party didn’t even fucking agree with her that’s why they got her writing long ass apology letters and saying she didn’t mean it
>>216231128not wrong though is she, sick of it myself
>>216231164immediate withdrawal from the ECHR, boot out every migrant, and only let in 1 at a time to be processed 1 at a time. that would be a good start
steaming on a monday, what am i like
>>216231180ah yes because how people act in public and in private is the same
Even though she's a vile cunt I'd love a go on Michelle Mone's tits like
>>216231180ah ok the politicking politicians said something did they? impressivestill doesn't change the fact shes right and most people agree with her
>>216231206here's your attention sir
i never see any adverts
>>216231184>A migrant has been spared deportation in Sweden after a court ruled the length of the attack on his 16-year-old victim did not constitute as an 'exceptionally serious offence.' >Eritrean refugee Yazied Mohamed, 19, raped Meya Aberg as she walked through a tunnel following her McDonald's shift in Skelleftea. She had unfortunately missed the bus.what's going on over there lad sounds as bad as it is here
Reform LTD are just controlled opposition. Whenever one of their MPs get out of line and go “too right” the Tamil Tiger gets them back in line. Just like when one of them stood up in parliament and told starmer to ban the burqa then a few hours later all reform leaders snaked her and said she’s on her own.
Walt Disney better make it a manifesto pledge to stop all this time change nonsense.
>>216230432ceiling lights are the comfort goblinlamps are so much nicer aesthetically
>>216231248so when called out on your shite bait you immediately resort to rage-baiting instead? grow up
thought I was on int not pol
haven't seen much advertising in recent years as i never watch network television, but i saw some recently and i was surprised how literally every ad has niggers in it, not even abos either, african niggers who look like they just stumbled off a rap music video, quite bizarre indeed
might try selling books online
>>216231197Boot them where? France won't take them and you know they won't just throw them into the channel. And how do you let 1 in when a group of 20 arrive in a lorry or 100 on a boat?
Waiting on last weeks wages (£422) to land in my account
>>216231206Ktim in 20 hours.
>>216231322not my problem. just boot them out.
gonna try to win the lottery and buy 4chan with the winnings
joshua doore is still whitehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lND3k6NFU2g&pp=ygUMam9zaHVhIGRvb3Jl
>>216231286Him? Done.
another week of toil begins, another week of sucking the fee
>>216231444he won at life
filling my arse with shit
My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
>>216231444Nice trips
Love being at this stage of Yookayification where half the people on the streets are absolute cunts.
Bet her farts are vile.
cronem slowly waking up
I can't believe they let a man who raped a child and a woman free after a couple of months, couldnt find him, refuse to allow him back in prsion after he went hand himself in and only just now arrested him and congratulate themselves. This country is a joke, every month I hear stories of crap like this. These dopey cunts couldnt even find a man walking around looking like a T-800 last year after he brutally mained a woman and her child. Keep in mind WE LIVE IN A FUCKING SURVEILLANCE STATE! You honestly cant write this shit.
reminder to report the BE flags posts
>>216231473Vile pedophile kys.
>>216231522maybe stop reading the news and being fearcontrolled by government you goy
>dating girl>break up>she comes over>start cuddling>she kisses you>you make a move>she says no>you stop>2 years later she says you raped hermad world we live in
ooooh
am i supposed to know who those people are
>>216231552virgins dont know how good they have it. It's nothing but trouble having ex gfs, unless you move town.
>>216231566that's leftypol and rorke
>stop reading the news>it all gets posted here anywaycool cheers
Morning guys got opticians appointment this morning. It looks cold and overcast and that's lush
>>216231566thats a cat going ooooh
i want to go back
hate that time when it's too close to work to do anything interesting but not close enough to leave yet
mad how he isn't employed and isn't a woman yet he calls himself Employed Woman
>>216231643lol
>>216231643that is mad and mental
>>216231610Hope their pressure testing thingo malfunctions and blinds you
>>216231128Thought this was weird until I realized these companies use the same adverts all around the world so it kinda makes senseWhen I was in Ghana I'd see adverts I'd seen here
>>216231610hope you get a female optician and are constantly thinking about the undeniable biological differences in your physiology and hers because of her close proximity through the exam
apparently that nazi halloween costume bloke was recently but i could've sworn there was another instance of the exact same thing a few years agogetting that morgan freeman effect here
yeah mental
just raped my own arse
writing a book about a nigger, going to call it "the nigger"
>>216231693That bloke made up for it by marrying a black lady
>>216231722Wacky Bruce
if you work a retail job you are basically unemployed
>>216231693prince harry in 2005
>>216231693Prince Harry wore one a while back
mmm crisps r lush
Just got some bellend up me bum, what next?
>>216231749Bit gay that.
just so you all know, i don't report so called "racism"so don't blame me
>>216231749Probably the shaft
>>216231749Take some lipstick and write WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF AIDS on the fella's bathroom mirror
>>216230955idk but they should post more aha x
>>216231749suicide hopefully
>A woman in her 20s has been raped in what police have called a racially aggravated attack.>The attacker is described as white, in his 30s, with short hair and dark clothing, and officers have released CCTV of the suspect.mad how easy it is for police establish an attack is racially motivated when the suspect is white
>>216231778aha we're all pedos here aren't we guys xox
didnt realize futurama had so many episodes
haha
>>216230246much obliged guvcheers gaffa you say this
>>216231806mad that there are more 'new' episodes than old ones
>>216231818you cannot suffer in japan wtf
>>216231818umm
>>216231822is it? is it really mad? I think not
>>216231822mad tha
Curious if any of you lot have tried to quit nicotine pouches before. I was straight up addicted to these little buggers, I wouldn't go 5 minutes without a pouch in. About a week later and it's only now starting to get a little easier.
>>216231836it's mental and mad, remember watching the first episode when it came out
eating some pumpkin seedslads remind me not to finish the whole bag, last time i did i required an enema to get the poo from it out my anus
What's the latest episode of The Simpsons that you can quote from
yanks love their pumpkinslop
praying that mousey makes a full recovery
>>216231875and their cornslop
>>216231865sneed
brits don't know shit about pumpkin pie or cornbreadfreaks
pumpkin spice latte enema
>>216231854yeah I occasionally fall back into their trap so have come off them a few times but normally only really find the first couple of days difficult and it's more just that I think about them than a physical withdrawal. I feel so much calmer after a week or so though
>>216231856I.C Wiener... oh crud
>>216231865probably the movie if that counts, i always thought the spider pig thing was stupid and don't know why people thought it was funny but now it lives rent free in my head because of everyone quoting it all the time
yanks don't know shut about jellied eels or sharks lungs in lemsipfreaks
>>2162318871999
>>2162319082007
lmao it does feel like thatany other /2003/ chads in?
>>216231895coooooorr
>>216231865last one i remember is the one where maude dies
>>216231865the one where ralph gets addicted to tomacco
the lights :3
Favorite PS2 game. NOW!
>>216231953mgs 2
>>2162319352000>>216231938That's the Sneed's episode, 1999
>>216231953Dragon Quest VIIIhon mentions klonoa 2, silent hill 2
>>216230379They shit and piss just like you, and you mentally torture yourself all because you want to put peepee in vagina
>>216230721Why do you keep saying stuff like this
>>216231953ace combat holy trinityyeah it's three gamesno i will not change my mind
NHS is fucked!they told me no further action was needed after my blood test but i asked for test results and after calling them 5 times i get themguess what? i scored fucking shite and the actual results from the lab said i need to treatment for diabetes
>>216231953jak and daxter
seent every treehouse of horror up to maybe 2008 or sothe one where there's a witch and mr. burns hunts people
>>216231990
i remember back when i was a teenager. me and my mates were full into conspiracy theories and stuff from assassins creed 2. it was fun thinking there was a secret plot to control the world. after i found 4chan it's been nothing but depression realising there is a secret plot to destroy humanity by the jews. it was fun as a teen but now i'm sad
>>216231470This made me scream when I first saw it
>>216231990>>216232011need the NHS gone
might smash my pasty
>>216231990you should complain. they'll get in trouble for that and will need to demonstrate they've made improvements
>>216231987alvin ecchi davenport
>>216232011you have photo of the staffs working there? or would that not fit your racist narrative
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761555474012054.webmdon't like this webm
>>216231994I recall some of them actually unsettling me as a bairn they're good though, may watch one on halloween to reminisce
>>216231953vampire night. me and my brostein had endless hours of fun blasting vampires
>Testing for HIV, [redacted] and Hepatitis CThey stopped testing for Hep C here because all the boomer junkies that had it either died off or got the cureWhat's off the list over there? Syphilus? Mmmpox?
think i might've finally pickled my liver with the drink and drugs and am not long for this world
just took the knee to fight racism
lately have tried fake it till i make it. When am i supposed to make it? i'm getting tired of this
>>216232061You're not supposed to be impressed at it though I've never encountered anyone who thought that as if it was some sort of feat to cross it
>>216232061screamingtroy was a tiny aah village as wellthese ancient fucks were all exaggerating
don't know what blanching is
right, well then, rorke's not coming back from this left-right wallopping
>>216232056Jacó Chan seems like fun
phoar the NHS without half the burden
>>216232082Exaggerating what? Troy is something else but crossing the rubicon wasn't supposed to be difficult it just meant Caesar illegally brought troops across the border where they're not supposed to be and thus started the civil war
>>216232061it was because it was considered the border of italy at the time and crossing it with an army under the circumstances was considered an act of war by the senate
>>216232083Basically softening veggies by boiling them a bit
imagine the peace and quiet with all of them gone
might move to the UK and burden the NHS, doing my bit.
>>216232088We'd have amazing access to healthcare because immigrants and Indians/Pakistanis are a disproportionate drain on the NHS.
>>216232123COOOOORRRRRRRRRRR
I am liking the truckingYou are liking the truckingI am liking the trucking and I am likig the doing the truck
>>216232011nice foot mate x
imagine how safe the roads would be with all of them gone
*posts the webm of the Indian fella driving the truck across traffic and getting someone killed*
literally me as me as my own dad and my sisters brother-dad and my sister (vodka) and literally me making uma cup horse (which is insanely OP btw)
>>216232081>>216232111>>216232113
alea iacta est(all of them thrown out)
>>216232168>the webm>singularthere's been at least 3 or 4 in the last year at least
right well that's an indian fella driving a truck across traffic and getting someone killed then, isn't it?
*walks towards the new*
cogito ergo sum
>>216232174The anime game-Crusader Kings pipeline
i think i might stop my antidepressant, it's such a shit drug. stopping it will cause withdrawal symptoms but maybe i should just push through them
>>216232088pakistani and an indian (neither live in canada) arguing with each other
>>216232077fucking LOL, me too m8. in fact, i'm TANKED right now
>>216232216fell for it again awardyou know you don't need to actually take them to get PIP lmao
>>216232206always wanted to do that anyway (good brain exercise)
>Uh thunk thurfore uh uhm
>>216232216be sure to ask a doctor before stopp meds for important reasons
cogito ergo sum(get them all out)
>>216232241
Unus pro omnibus, omnes pro uno(Stop small boat migrants)
To fish are we the fish? cause they the fish because they dont breathe air but to them the water is air and we are in the water. I'm feeling philosophical tonight
einshin flash... nice assets
Post hoc ergo propter hoc(Vote reform)
>>216230387Her mum's peng>>216231552Was recommended a chudette Vtuber vid with this niggas face on. I should turn off her notifications it keeps me updated with rorke-aligned topics
>>216231522He didn’t rape a child and woman
>>216232285brill
Let me in, Rorke-kun! :3
>>216231953San Andreas
*grows massive and bites your head off and chews it and swallows it then shrinks down to normal again* right lads where were we
chur kia cerato cuz, chuck on some jandals pack up the chully bun it's time to go swum at the pebbly beach with 12c water
>>216232137>Indians/Pakistanis are a disproportionate drain on the NHSIndians in the UK are a pretty wealthy ethnic group, pic related. Source: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/personalandhouseholdfinances/incomeandwealth/articles/householdwealthbyethnicitygreatbritain/april2016tomarch2018If they're wealthy then they're probably less of a drain on the NHS. They'll be able to feed themselves better and live healthier lifestyles, and some will use private healthcare.Also there are doctors and nurses of Indian descent in the NHS. Therefore if you deport everybody of Indian ethnicity in the UK then the NHS would suffer.
>>216232301right well the door is clearly open you stupid bint why are you just standing there letting a draught in
i think there i... um! x
>>216232309>pebbly beachwe have better beaches than you, and way less shark attacks
>>216232314don't mind indians because their heritage at least goes back to british india but pakistanis, nafris, arabs etc ... they GOTTA GOOO!
>>216232301HEATHCRIFFEIT MEYOUR CATHEE COME HOORME
>>216232328more browns doebeit
>>216232336cackled, super funny reference to that one kate bush songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1pMMIe4hb4
Ah yes that's why Australians travel to New Zealand for beach holidays
>>216231197Just send them all to Afghanistan, Taliban seem reasonably cooperative I'm sure we could work out a deal thereOh what's that? Now you suddenly want to go home to Nigeria or Vietnam do you
leftypol becomes a fervent capitalist whenever immigration is brought up. does a 180 on all his values because money is the only argument he can think of
>>216232329Pakistan was ruled by the British as well, and some Arab territories were British protectorates. Pic related.
>>216232342hardly mate, pic related
only if I was a woman
>>216231322>and you know they won't just throw them into the channel.they'd soon stop coming if you did
leg is asleep and i have to stand up. risking my life here
>>216232378yeah the british empire was big we know but we share nothing with pakistan and africa
wonder why yanks like brisket, i won't deny it's nice when done right but it also seems like a very jewish thing to eat
>>216232379I know Kiwis are a bit behind the times but this is ridiculous
>>216232390Mental that this discussion is going on at the highest levels of government and it looks exactly the same as it does in this thread.
>>216232400i fell down x
>>216232421oh poor thing! x
>>216232410hooting
>>216232440>>216232440>>216232440
holy shit they just hit the second tower!
>>216232420just want them gonesimple as
>>216232402We have a current Mayor of London who is British but has a Pakistani background, so I guess both our countries share a connection to him. Also it just seems to weird to claim that we have a connection to India but not to Pakistan. Our connection to both those countries is effectively the same.
