Did you know that there's no suffering in Brazil?
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>>216233498she super cute
>>216233456source citation needed
Should I rope today?
>>216233558Life's worth it, if only just to snort brazilian coke
>>216233599Great flag
>>216233456>>216233498>>216233523Depends on which part of Brazil.
Brazil should take me in as refugee.
>>216233456You raise an excellent point my friend, however I heard a yarn in the YouTube comments section in a video about a man living in rio di Janeiro of a bus being forced to drive into favela at gunpoint whereupon arrival everyone was robbed, thus I do not strictly believe that there can be no suffering to be found in Brazil if this tale and others of robbery are indeed true.
>>216233456>le hot womenSo even more suffering for incels on top of being a general shithole
imagine having to speak in portuguese
>>216233498>absolutely stunning brown qtwhere is 43yo romanian incel poster
>>216234715If I was an incel, I'd much rather be one in Brazil than here in Nepal, given that I don't even get to ogle any bikini bundas here
>>216236476well, you have some Indian beaches over there, don't you?
>>216237485Indian beaches look like this, retard >>216232765
>>216233456This is ai
>>216233456i'll miss rio :(i'm moving to sao paulo for work... i hope to at least get a japzilian gf there
>>216237485I don't live in India and I wouldn't for a job under 100k USD /yr
What kind of a retarded hit was that?
>>216237845I don’t think he’s some brown autist posting on /int/ from Germany all day so I don’t think he gives a shit
>>216237873>posting on /int/ from Germany all dayI'm glad you noticed. Be sure to reply next time you see a post of mine.
>>216237894If I see a post of yours that notable I will let you know
>>216237845You have something to tell us anon?
>>216233498me on the left
>>216233456>>216233456Why do all of the Brazilians on this board have the nerve to complain when they live in tropical paradise?I'm starting to think they're all losers or something.
>>216233456where are the skinny women at?sorry but they all look like slam pigs next to gioscotti
>>216233520This girl is actually French. I don't know why is she here,
>>216238935we're not white like shitalians so we prefer our women thick
>>216238935I'm sorry but this is a man and you are gay if you are attracted to them
>>216238791Everyone who posts on this website is a loser. It ain't just us.
>>216238935gioi is bulkmaxxed shes not skinny
>>216239022B-B-B-BASEADO.
>>216239025wtf,I'm gay now
>>216239022touché
>>216239022>shitalians>white
>>216233498I've never seen a beautiful brownie before
>>216233558You should instead, gather all the money you can, and Come to Brazil™ as your currency is worth 6x ours
>>216233456looks like it's too hot
>>216240034This is what I will do one day once I stop being dreary and terrible
>>216238935Ugly
>>216240034stop being too nice to foreigners you cuck
>>216237845There is nothing wrong with it. It's a softer shoulder bump. The fact you think there is a "correct way" of doing it already shows you are not ready for altinha
>>216240034interessante
>>216233456I'm too hairy to find love in Brazil.>t. >70%Also, I like my women to have a bit of bush. Brazilian waxing is the bane of my existence.
>>216238791only richfags and slum dwellers who live off public welfare can afford living in the sandy beach "tropical paradise" all day
>>216240124If you think foreigners being here makes it harder for you to wet your peen you are gravely mistaken. That is the real cuck mentality. I don't have that problem so whatever
>>216240250>I'm too hairy to find love in Brazil.A lot of men shave here. But that's also not true, plenty of women enjoy hairy men here
>>216240313you're not only delusional but also a beta simpgringos makes everything more expensive it's not just about women
>>216240313Theoretically if moved there it would outflow money from America to Brazil. The only downside is one more male in a population of limited females realistically. It's neutral or positive otherwise aside from personal feelings about my personality.
>>216233456>no sufferingExcept when you have to see this every day, while being alone and never get the chance to even come close to them.
>>216240250I'm honorary MED
>>216240383>full cuck mentality>poorDamn>>216240424Correct, but the population of women is a bit bigger and there are lots of faggots here, so whatever
>>216240250Isn't this map based on native population?
>>216233456looks like a bunch of cucks allowing their women to display themselves to other men.
>>216240340How hairy we talking?I look like a reconstructed hominid in a museum.Plus, like I said, I need at least a landing strip on my senhoras.
>>216240424>Theoretically if moved there it would outflow money from America to Brazil.i don't work in the tourism industryyou wouldn't get paid anything for you to increase the body count of the women here
>>216240482How hairy is your ass? If it isn't a forest, then you ain't a med.
>>216240579It is sufficient
>>216237728happened to me. 3 years latter i was back in Rio
>>216240511you're the cuckold selling the local women to foreigners who would just gentrify the country because you're too much of a attwhore lol
>>216240560i wouldn't get paid*
>>216233498she has an only fans where she fucks and sucks dick and shows her asshole. It's alright. you can find a lot of it on bunkr. If you reverse image search and find her instagram then you'll find her onlyfans username and you can see her porn.nasty whore misusing her beautiful, angelic featuresif only someone had kidnapped her and made her give birth to several kids before she defiled herself.
>>216240548>How hairy we talking?This guy was considered a hunk even by younger girls. Zoomer girls are mentally ill so there is no consistency whatsoever when it comes to their tastes, but it's not hard finding girls who like dadbods and hairy dudes. Of my 5 female friends 2 of them like men Chewbacca style
>>216240655Oh no! Anyway...
>>216240686What do you do? I think as long as I am not competing with your wages it still might be a net benefit. I'm not against you being anti-immigration, but I just think economically speaking you might be incorrect. I'm not like 100% sure though.
>Oh no! Anyway...
>>216240723No woman under 50 finds Tony Ramas attractive
>>216238935pfft, I know you're gay
>>216240723>dadbodsI'm fit. I do marathons.> hairy dudes. This is me.> 2 of them like men Chewbacca styleSo you're saying I have a chance!?Thanks, Joao!But how do I know if they're actually interested or just looking for a green card?
>>216240842You'd be surprised
>>216240843yo chat if i find this disgusting does it mean im gay?
>>216240853>But how do I know if they're actually interested or just looking for a green card?Tell them you have no interest of going back, that you plan to live here o algo. They will probably give up if they are just looking for the greengo card.
>>216240867Dipende. Che cosa, specifico, trovi di poco attraente? (I think that's how you say that.)What specifically do you not find attractive? Is it her weird face? Gross nose, receding chin, and downie eyes? If so, then no. It doesn't mean you're gay.If it's her tits. If you don't find her tits attractive, then yes. You are gay.>>216240887You're like a genius, dude.H-How do I know you're not trying to trick me. Smartest ladrao in the favela is trying to trick me to go to Brazil so he can rob me.This one time I was in Spain and some really hot girl was talking to me. I knew, immediately, if I went with her I'd end up getting robbed in a hotel room. Someone who looks like that would never talk to someone who looks like me.
>>216241079shieet i'm gay.her tits look gross and too flabby
>>216240867yest. gay expert
>>216241131Ah, okay. If you don't like them because they're flabby then you might still be straight.Nothing gay about liking perky tits.
>>216240867Yes
>>216241131you're not gay you're just aryan and high iq o qualcosa
>>216241079>H-How do I know you're not trying to trick me. Smartest ladrao in the favela is trying to trick me to go to Brazil so he can rob me.Streetsmart I guess, Idk. The odds you come live near me are next to 0. I'd have more chance scamming some Bitcoin tard into giving me his password. >I knew, immediately, if I went with her I'd end up getting robbed in a hotel room.Well, that does happen every time anyone goes to a poorer area desu. Just try to befriend someone before coming here, or hire a guide, try to become part of a group, it will be very easy since you have interesting things to talk about as a foreigner. Don't be talking or displaying your money, act broke or like you have just enough to get by. This will make you less of a target anywhere in the world. Knowing the local language helps a lot, but imo having someone from the area with you is always the best choice. But in most capitals you don't need all that, odds are you can get by making sensible decisions just like in any dangerous area in murica. If you don't wanna be thinking about all of that you can just go to the safer cities.
No matter how many times I go to Latin America or never ceases to amaze me at the low standards full on 10/10s have in their choice of men>He's a fat disgusting loser with no job? Well I love him!
>>216241308>Well, that does happen every time anyone goes to a poorer area desu.that CAN happen* And I don't specifically mean here, I meant in the whole world lol
>>216241079even if you say that she'll be mostly interested in your above average wallet and the fact that you're a foreigneri mean just look at that other cuckold monkey talking to you... brazilians are pathetic
I seriously fucking love those thong bikini bottoms and I'm glad they've gotten more popular.
>>216241308>Streetsmart I guess, I don't have any of that.>Just try to befriend someone before coming here,I don't even have friends in America, I'm gonna get a Brazilian friend?(It's not autism. It's depression + anxiety.)>But in most capitals you don't need all that, odds are you can get by making sensible decisions just like in any dangerous area in murica.I've gotten by in some shit places. I was pickpocketted twice in Italy... thing is, I didn't have any money. They couldn't steal anything because there was nothing to steal lmao> you can just go to the safer cities.Where are those in Brazil? >>216241460I'm poor.
>>216241517>I'm poor.not for brazilian standards
>>216241517>I'm gonna get a Brazilian friend?Far easier, you have the excuse of learning the language or moving to the country. People will want to help you>I didn't have any moneyThen you already know how to act like lol>Where are those in Brazil?The safer capitals are probably in the Southeast and South, but there are safe non capital cities in most regions. Somewhere in São Paulo, Minas Gerais, or the Southern states is a safe bet
Brazilians are disgusting monkeys. I swear their women are some of the fakest in the world: fake tits, fake ass, fake face, fake smile, fake attitude only want to drain your wallet. They gross me out. I now only go for naturally attractive and skinny girls. Brazilians women are disease.
>>216241685also, the stereotype that south americans are passionate is so false LOL. They are only passionate when you show your wallet. Otherwise, there is zero passion coming from them. All fake.
>>216241685>skinny girlsu mean this?
average street vendor in brazil
>>216241606Right, right.>>216241622>you have the excuse of learning the language or moving to the country. I already know some Brazilian: novinhas, gozado, etc.I'm basically a linguist at this point lmao>The safer capitals are probably in the Southeast and South,T-The whiter areas?
>>216234715no such thing as incels in brazil
>>216241766No u retard, I mean natural girls who go for walks and keep fit that way.
>>216241784>I already know some Brazilian: novinhas, gozado, etc.KEK>T-The whiter areas?Yes, "whiter"
>>216241622>>216241817não espere muito para se matar pardo retardado
>>216241858Keep seething about muh gringos stealing muh women instead of actually doing something yourself lmao Pathetic
>>216241685Based Asian tradwife enjoyer
>>216241685Wrong. Only women with money ruin themselves. So if you see any monstrosity you can bet she is a whore and you can just ignore her. Most women here have asses because they are obsessed with going to the gym and dieting, only the retarded ones go for surgery.
>>216241901your attwhorism makes me sickimagine being this much of a cuckold to foreigners
>>216241786> white women and BBC
>>216241772Please be correct
>>216233456>sand >sun >probably hot as hell 110% suffering if you ask me. Some naked women isn't gonna change that. I want snow,, blondes and pale skin.
>>216238935if I were to fuck a woman who looks like this I'd rather fuck a tranny instead
>>216233456None of these women want us
