Mona Lisa is overrated as fuck no cap
>>216233537most works of art are retarded for sightseeing. you telling me niggas literally go to the louvre to see something that looks exactly like it does on Google images or the millions of posters you can get on Amazon for 4.99?
>>216233537do you look like that
>>216233537Fr fr, I find most of the most highly regarded pieces of art/media throughout history to be overrated. Mona Lisa, Starry Night, Beethoven's 5th, Hamlet, The Iliad, Michelangelo's David, all mid.K-On? Now THAT there's some REAL art, yurrrrp. They don't make em like they do now
>>216233719yeah why
>>216233846this but unironically also van gogh is only famous because he was crazylike let's be real
>>216233849can I cum on your face
>>216233537Everyone knows this and thinks this.
>>216234211so give her back, before she gets stolen too.
>>216233537thats what faggots on /ic/ unironically think
Most art is.
>>216234230Fine.
>>216233537true, not even jokingthe only reason it got famous is because an Italian stole it in the 1900s and the case made huge news throughout EuropeFrenchies should pay us for our marketing genius
what surprised me the most when I went to the louvre was how small it actually is also it's impossible to look at the other paintings in the hall because it's always full of people in queue to take a selfie with the gioconda - they should move it a separate room with nothing else
>>216235240They should install a secret trapdoor in front if it that opens whenever anyone tries to take a selfie. Or a comically large set if blades hanging from the ceiling. Or a 500 ton weight. Or spikes that shoot out of the floor. Or poison dart launchers. Or bee duspensers. Splash Blindness potion launchers. Flamethrowers. Miniguns. Thermonuclear warhead with a yield of 100 megatons. Spinning lasers. Tesla coils. Huge mechs. Vietnamese bamboo spike traps. Landmines. Anthrax bombs. Unit 731 executioners. Polonium-laced umbrellas. Jet engines. Spinning blades. Chariots. Wild tigers. Liquid nitrogen showers. Zyklon B canisters. Rusty nails. Microwave guns. Centifuges. Man-sized blenders. Flesh eating amoebas. Africans with machetes. Steamrollers. Locomotives at full speed. Napalm dispensers. Carbon monoxide generators. All at the same time.
>>216235563sounds good to me
>>216235563How long did it take you to type up this reddit humor post
>>216233537Yes it is. If you visit the museum there's literally gigantic pieces of art in the same hall, just a few meters away that are 10 000x cooler to look at. But everyone ignores them, piles up in a huge queue to look at a boring portrait. Picrel is directly opposite of the Mona Lisa, it's massive and extremely detailed.
