>they think reform will actually winliterally zero chance this happenseven if you doubled the reform votes, majority of seats in this country are in minority-white areas
>>216233861yeah?
what's the point of even getting out of bed in the morning. life just isn't worth living anymore
>>216233880>pollsliterally meaninglessthey've never predicted the outcome of an election
Going to edge a little for the pre-workout pump.
Bradleydem are relentless
Alright team in wetherspoons having a Trekkie brekkie Went to the toilet and was talking to myself like seasideMARK saying Trekkie brekkie all the way etc and when I left the stall a woman was coming in and she did a double take at me LOL
putting both hands on my BWC like a lightsaber makes the autistic birds go crazy
>>216233880Braindeas retards voting for Lib Dems, Greens and SNP
>stats for lefties
probably wondering why there's a MAN in the women's shitter
>>216233880Lib Dem SURGE
>>216233907need to be more subtle with your bait attempts my darling x
good fillum thisjust finished watching it
Braindeas
Personally I hope that reform only wins seats in england, just to remind those celts who's in charge
holy shit you're all a bunch of boring niggerswineverminfilthscumrodents. i'm out! later niggerbeastfolkuntermenschenmongreldogcunts
>>216233954bye mate x
britain is a wef colony they wont let you stop migration
how come no party has to say how they're going to sort the economy out then
>>216233987immigration will make the line go up
>>216233987all you have to do to fix the economy is sell off the NHS
>>216233987well you'll find the solution to that will be more immigrants
>>216233987we're going to achieve that by stealing from wealthy people or some shit
Biggest problem in the yookay is that everyone has a serf mentality and every problem is someone else's fault. Yes the government are traitors and there are too many immigrants but it's not sir poo barmer's fault you're a fat broke retard that's never done a chin up in their life. >hurr but the taxes You get a 20k a year wrapper to invest entirely tax free, shut the fuck up
Rorke buying the paki shop nokia burner phone, scales and plastic bag deal to set up his illegal prawn cocktail crisps trade (banned by Sir Kid Shagger in the Year of our Lord MMXXV)
>>216233999mein Starmer...
>>216234017this is true for every country throughout all of history matethe average person is retarded and meek and you can't change that
the american republic was the best system ever created
ktim
>>216234076godless freemason nonsense
the world would be ok if everyone was white
£1.51 keep that in mind
>>216233886for me im just curious to see which dumb woman will eventually agree to have sex with me willingly
>>216234097me explaining how to solve the never-ending conflict that is Chess
>>216234113hehe
leftypol insisting that the greens will win 20 seats based on polling but also saying reform won't win anything because polling is never right
women's place in politics is to tell her husband how she feels so he can make a judgment about what to do. women's judgments about what to do to make society function are a poor fit. it's "family" thinking for people who aren't family
theres a bat on the lower left hand corner of my screenits bat appreciation week
>>216234042True for the retarded part but not every nationality is docile like the average brit. Our people regularly chimp out over the slightest inconvenience.
>>216234103What the fuxk are you talking about
>>216234139and in the end you're still flooded with biomass
>>216234152just keep it in mind
>>216234097Dunno, if we could still keep wee tidy foreign birds that would be great. Could make them in a lab and they’d be infertile.
had a second helping of braised savoy cabbage with roast dinner yesterday and the poo this morning just slipped right out nice and clean
>>216234139france shows the downside of democracy low iq monkeys chimp out if they dont get their way constantly
>>216234174fantastic idea
Obsessed with women. Love them. Nice arses and tits. PENG FACES. imagine no women that would be bad.
>>216234174get dr mouse md on the case
am i a woman
>>216234222you should never be let in for fear of our countrys innocent catbergs
>>216234212women? love them
lush
>>216234239cats are sexy but chickens are the ones you can actually shag
what the fuck are people doing on their phonesi just looked at my tracking app and i'm average 40 mins a day INCLUDING waze which is 25 minutes of driving on weekdaysdon't understand how can you spend more than 20 mins on your phone at a day
>>216233880Anything remotely like this would be the biggest happening in voting history in this country. Wonder if I'll still be able to pull an all nighter posting with my /brit/ bros when it comes.
old man accidentally jumped in front of me in the queue at shop earlier. some people would have complained. not me. just carried on with my day. not worth it.
>>216234261What’s that in currency that isn’t shells and chicken bones?
abortion is human sacrifice
>>216234212this plus cute tummies
>>216234312ooofff madone
coming back here after a month is a real eye opener awful awful website
>>216234165Not from a lack of trying. You can't do anything about it, the powers that be decided. You can either go down peacefully or kicking and screaming.>>216234186It has its downsides but at least our leaders need to be somewhat careful. The current situation is exceptional however, as our president has essentially hijacked the country and is holding it hostage. I still prefer that over a nanny state and a cattle mass too afraid to speak up.>>216234285Not much besides phoneposting
>>216234308~£13.60 delivered
>>216234333jog on prick
>>216234285everyone just sits scrolling instagram or tiktok. went for a drink with some people from work and more than one zoomie would check instagram every few minutes
Your path in life was decided way, way before you had any idea what was happening, decided by factors completely beyond your control.
>>216234333and yet you came back. curious
>>216234343Me on the chon down the pub
>>216234343zoomers are fucked in the head
>>216234351ktim
>>216234351rorke origin story
Why do middle class wankers think listening to music and going to gigs is a hobby?
>>216234361yeah, not like us, about poo and crisps for 8 hours a day
>>216234388you mean women?
>>216234388It's one of the oldest human traditions in all of history, leftypol. Music and live performances are a very common hobby across all cultures in all countries, not just the British middle class you utter runt.
>>216234402dunelm
>>216234388why isnt it
Having a lickle wank x
favourite things to say during sex?
sir hobby judger
thoughts on racism? im probably in the top 10% most racist people at the very least
>>216234444being racist is for brown people
If anyone touches ANY of my food, I will consider it theft and it will become a police matter
>>216234449thats kinda true but the thing is if whites arent racist to them then we lose
>>216234433geronimo!
>>216234458some sexy ladies there ngl
For as long as I can remember, I have found small talk problematic. It was boring at best and stressful at worst. A colleague commenting on the weather, when I could see for myself that it was raining. The postman asking: “How are you today?” An impossibly broad question to answer briefly.
>>216234433i hope this isnt another dream!
do you actually say anything during sex? gfberg is always mumbling some shit but i just grunt like a madman
any of you lads done couch to 5kdo you need to learn proper running technique/form to do iti've never run in my whole life :3
>>216234518You're not supposed to answer. Just repeat "I'm alright thanks" and nod at everything.
>>216234530I've got a car and a bike so I don't need to run places but I think the idea is you learn proper technique as you go from 0 to 5000
>>216234433ugh yeah uh uh fuck im gonna cum!
>>216234433I dont even mind that you're fat
>>216234433>>>Yeah...
It makes me cringe when someone says they're running to the shop. For what? you're using a lot more energy to get there a little big quicker
>>216234530yes it's pretty straightforward. you don't need perfect form but make sure you at least know how you're supposed to run. not to make it to 5k but to make sure you're doing it right. getting that habit at the start is the best thing to do
>>216234530just don't land on your heels like a runt
>>216234433Guillotine time!
>>216234530>any of you lads done couch to 5kYes>do you need to learn proper running technique/form to do itNo, your body and brain will subconsciously improve your form over time just like it did when you learnt to walkThe only adjustment you might need to make initially is not landing on your heels
>>216234530Used to run a lot back at uni, just don't heel strike like a troglodyte and do it regularly, you'll be fine. Consistency is everything.
>>216234590also not on the toes either cause they're injury-prone, always a mid foot landing
I run on my tippy toes :3 sometimes I can break through and actually put strength into it to go gast
>>216234530Yeah and it's okay, it works for a lot of people.I think it takes it too slow, you can push yourself more unless you're a fat pig.You will be able to do it, you get better much faster than you'd expect.
>>216234530Don't land on your heels rorke you fucking mong!
>>216234433I dont love you do you believe in abortion
anyone else ever dream that they can't run like you're trying but you're very slow and not getting anywhere shit is scary haha
>>216234680well i haven't had it in a scary situation, it's just been an annoyance that I can't run fast
shaggers run on their heels btw
>>216234680Yeah I used to dream that all the time.Often also that I was able to fly but couldn't work out how to take off.Could mean anything!
fill my body with chocolate. replace my blood and cum with nougat
bumhole gaping like a flower blooming in spring
All shaggers got broken heels and permanent nerve damage
poomanent nerve dmg
virgin freaks googling running technique like they're a bunch of alien bodysnatchera learning how to use limbs for the first time
all shaggers have or have had sex
normie wankers googling how to finger their prostate
rorke checking if he lands on his feet when runningleftypol frolicking and and skipping
Struggling to coordinate limb movements lads what do?
>>216234779most of them charge you extra to do that
Almost lunchtime
rorke slamming down on his heels like an anime characterleftypol executing perfect midfoot mincing
>>216234805
>>216234805cor
>>216234805Grim
id love to have sex
he's done it AGAIN
fill my body with cum, replace my blood with cum, replace my nougat with cum, don't alter my cum in any way aside from making it more plentiful
not sure what to put in me bumalready checked kitchen can't find anything
>>216234866omdzstate of rorkes creps
leftypol donning his Uniqlo puffer jacket (too large for him) to fit in with the Islamists at the local rally
>>216234881Toilet brush handleToothbrush handleStiff cocksBanana
Rorkes new gimmick of calling everyone Leftypol
What grown man wears fucking rain catchers
is leftypol actually surprised businesses will charge more if their taxes go up?
>>216234927Been done have youGet some of this
leftypaul
>>216234927it is an ancient gimmick that we leftypols fear above all others
>>216234938leftypol is not a very smart man
leftypol's big day out
Actually think the lack of physical capability is a huge problem holding the country backIt's not really surprising half the country are layabout spackers draining taxpayers dry when most of them can't even jog a mile or do a pull up
>>216234952I remember these being pretty good at stopping itching though desu. We got given them at school when someone was fidgeting and itching their arms
has anyone worn plimsolls outside of school PE, i don't think i've ever seen it
>here’s the cherry on the pisscake though
>>216235006i had a pair from some trendy brand, wasnt converse but another company
>>216235006dunno lol
>>216235006erm yeah think so, but they're obviously not the black ones with the weird grip on the edge they tend to be coloured and worn by women i think
>>216235018
>>216233861Planning to win a lot of money betting against a reform majority
the joke is that we are all rorke and leftypol
>>216234990I was walking down the left at Oxford Circus, a group of teenage girls were standing next to each other, so I said “sorry excuse me can I get through”They make space, but not a lot, for me to squeeze through, I brushed past them and then they started on me, tried to push me down the escalator multiple times, then at the bottom fully attacked me. Punching me, slapping me, hitting me around the head.Thankfully multiple people stepped in, and they all ran. The thing that frustrated me most is how long it took for the staff to get there. I was making a LOT of noise on purpose to draw attention.
rorke and leftypol meeting at the end of the game before the boss battle and both simultaneously saying "We're not so different, you and I"
>>216234955leftpaul be like "Out of college money spent, see no future pay no rent. All the money’s gone, nowhere to go."
what does rorke have against 15 minute cities exactly
>>216235006Plimsolls are also called pumps and include things like low-top Vans and Converse
white people, explain yourself
>>216235129it lush
>>216235103nothing, most people who live in cities already live in 15 minute cities (i.e. it doesn't take very long to get to a food shop or a GP)15 minute cities is just an excuse for leftypol to utterly rape the infrastructure of a city and make it inconvenient to live in by closing roads and reducing speed limits
>>216235129
You wouldn't get it
>>216235129Bingham hanging from a tree after seeing this
seriously cannot be arsed with toil todaycounting down the milliseconds to 5pm
back home from toilnow sitting motionless in front of my various screens, my preferred state of being
Actively trying to interact with toilberg, can't be arsed to deal with his nonsense
leftypol running up the stairs on all foursrorke taking it two steps at a time
sometimes i post banger jokes on here but they're too good for you lads
Rorke loving capitalism but hating the conditions needed for it to continueLeftypol hating capitalism but loving the conditions needed for it to continue
State of it
>>216235238Rorke loves this kind of thing, that's why he votes for multi-millionaires and billionaires
sometimes i eat bangers outside of here but they're not accompanied by mash
capitalism the best by far where it went wrong was fiat currency
>>216235238>paid herselfLeftypol not understanding how anything works again
losing my mind is entrance a word for like a door you use to do in a building or is it just to be in a state of trance? I thought entrance like the door would be enterance or something and now im all confused
leftypol what if I told you we could tax and regulate without infinity browns
leftypol and his mates are driven purely by envy they want us all to be poor
yeah I would be up for not giving a shit about a lot of stuff if only the nonwhites were made to get out
>enterancewhat on earth
what if the government simply didnt spend 45% of our GDP
>>216235340like cos you enter through it. I'm having a moment here
>>216235238gave that cunt at least 20k this year me
Paused deads, bench and weighted pullups tonight (aiming for 12 reps with +20kg)The mrs wants me to go to reformer pilates with her later this week because apparently it's well hard but I can fucking squat 200 for 10 reps, how hard can a sliding bench thing actually be
This is a whore
>>216235238this is what seasideMARK means when he says it better than giving it to bookies
>>216235238As far as I know she actually pays every penny of tax and doesn't do any avoidance schemes, hence why the number is openly available.
>>216235238literally nothing wrong with this
>>216235238>the betting industry needs to be taxed heavilyThe woman pictured, Denise Coates, is usually among the top 3 individual UK taxpayers every year. She pays all her taxes. >>216235303I think you're getting "in trance" (under hypnosis), "entrance" (an entryway) and "enchant" (fill someone with delight / also has magical connotations) jumbled up. Each are their own thing.
>>216235234cackling
literally me horse (me) 3rdoguri cap 2ndvodka 1st pogchamp
>>216235238she pays me
Did Denise Coates make her money through gambling though?
shagged a mangy bird on saturday night, actually made me gag at one point
>>2162353912023 was peng with that arse
>>216235487If this were legit they'd just close your account.If you win more than you lose, every betting company will just tell you they don't want your business and that's it, you have no recourse.
>>216235552No they just make sure overall that they're getting decent money and clearly they are getting very decent money
>>216235552either that or you get restricted to a max stake of like 25p
>>216235552they just lower your max bet and give you lower odds even at my modest profit levels
>>216235597wtf
>they lower your max betsuuuuure
>>216235552there's a lot of cases where someone wins big presumably just by chance and the company refuses to pay outmad that they get away with it. yeah they might pay their taxes but they're still a business based on exploiting retards and avoiding regulations
cronem slowly waking up
thinking thoughts
bendy on 3 pm mind
leftypol outraged that someone gets paid for providing a service
feeling feelings
reminder to report the BE flags posts
so what would gambling-addicted subhuman retards be doing if they weren't addicted to gambling
Wtf? What an odd romance
>>216235517she did have beautiful bright blue plumage though (i was hoping someone would reply to me and I'd make some sort of revealing it was a literal bird joke like this)
>>216235791Lol
>>216235791wtf lmao
>>216235786Leveraged 0DTE calls
Sir Cock Pong
>>216235786/brit/
>>216235786probably go back to having chemsex with strange men
>>216235786gear, porn, birds, alcohol(same stuff they do currently in addition to gambling)
Sir Pawg Plapper
phor
>>216233830
>>216235791They both seem a bit culty
>>216235786shagging unlike you
get the bets placedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P6d60YEa-8
The leaves are bleeding and, yet, I have never seen anything this beautiful. Every year, I think the same. Oh, I have never seen anything this beautiful.
>>216235786Solving world hunger, finding a cure for cancer, resolving all wars, stopping child poverty, fixing climate change, filling the hole in the ozone layer, cleaning the pacific garbage patch, ending racism and sexism, feeding the homeless, ending the drug epidemic, eliminating all antibiotic resistant diseases and maybe giving to their local charity
Katy Perry - Hot n Coldtune
if god is supposed to the most powerful being to exist why can't he stop satan? why does little satan make him seethe so much? unless satan is equally as powerful or has a way to defeat god
getting addicted to gambling is like being addicted to losing the sex that they would be having would be them getting kicked in the balls over and over
You feel depressed and crazy because in every historical human culture known to anthropology, people sang together, danced together, and ate food together, and you don't sing and you don't dance and you eat alone in the dark.You feel depressed and crazy because capitalism grinds our cultures down into dust, and annihilates every authentic species-typical social experience or replaces it with a commodified simulation.You are a singing ape and you are meant to know fifty dances by heart, which hilltops are sacred, and the names of every plant it is possible to eat.
>>216235893Satan does make God seethe though, at times he even humours him and let's him go wild on Job say I know that Job is a good man and won't forsake me
>>216235893god is teaching satan a lesson that's why
ah, there she is
>>216235927*doesn't*saying
Any /modest gambler/ man in??
To the tune of Thinking of You by Katy PerryBut when I’m with him I am stinking of poo
Only bet I won was on 2016 US Election and have never gambled at all since then
>>216235983Okay now post your losses
>>216235882Miss marks FOBT era was hilarious seeing him do his bollocks in
you alright just to give me a load of (You) s lads?
every day you're gambling with your life if you think about it
Imagine being called Job. Big Jobby.
216236030sorry mate I've run out of (You)s to give today, was very charitable today
>>216236030no can do mate>>216236030
>>216235923:(
>>216235882prefer bossmanjack me
is that kpop demon hunters worth watching or not?
>>216236043Give me a hand, Job
>>216235791Rorke seething because he insists you have to be a Nazi in order to get women
>>216235983monke gamer here
>>216235923yeah but i'm having a Unique Experience that no one else has quite had before
>>216235927>>216235929it seems like god is playing it off like satan is nothingburger but he must be afraid of him in a way? why would he let him do all this "evil"
>>216236061Depends, are you a nine year old girl?
>>216236143I'm a 33 year old man
>>216236024...no
>>216235923Reckon our neighbourhoods should be built around big halls where 20 or 30 homes worth of people are encouraged to come and eat and do festivities and things
i need helpif i dont make another $500 im fucked for the rest of the month
>>216233880>Labour is just 99% London and Liverpoolgrim grim grim we need to do somrthing about those two cunts
>>216236161alri x
I miss Omegle so much its unreal
>>216236174Only gamble if you can afford to lose.
>>216236205um
>>216236205ome.tvmonkey.app
>>216236030>>216236135Nowhere does it indicate He's afraid of Satan in any way also I think different denominations answer that differently, Calvinists seem to follow determinism and predestination so idk how they'd answer that but others follow free will and say it's about if you had the choice would you choose God and things that aren't evil and then you will be judged at judgement day by God and He'll be like well if you like evil stuff so much there's an eternity of it for you m8 and vise versa
lost on a 72% failure rate roll (-20 speed) now I think ive measured it at this race that shes 32 points in speed behind (lost 12 speed)
>>216236208this might sound unbelievable but ive been living off sports gambling for the past 2+ years
>>216236205>>216236216What's the appeal of getting your nob out for strangers?
but does god or the devil punish pedos? rly makes u think
go to uhmegle.com and put brit in the interests
>>216236174port vale v stockport o1.5 goals go LARGE
>>216236216thx anon…. :)
Perpetually Raped: The General
>>216236238Live by the sword, die by the sword
>>216236205Same (and not for noncery or jerking) used to meet so many cool people - it died before the site actually closed down, when it blew up on TikTok and the average age dropped from 20 to 13. Fucking disgusting.
>>216234402Except that middle class Brit runts make a personality of it
Can't wait for a spot of gigging at the musical venue!
shut in inceloid freaks get irrationally angry when some vaguely normal hobby comes up
>>216236107Lol
My hobbies>fishing>cooking>nature photography>hiking>camping>writingI am inceloid freak
Just shit out the most rancid disgusting poo maybe of all time
My hobbies >WankingI am a shagger
>>216236400My hobbies >Drinking>Drugs >Women >Shagging
>>216236400go on then. give us some writing and some nature photography
Can't believe the ruckus being caused by someone pointing out the clearly forced diversity in ads. I thought that was just something everyone is fully aware of and openly acknowledges now? A very lukewarm take in 2025. Apparently not
living in cities is great imo.>lots of people>great food>any amenity you'd ever want>interesting architecture (if you live don't live in a new city, that is)>good amount of parks and open spaces>countryside is 30 min drive or 20 min train journey
woke up an hour ago and took such a big shit my tummy still hurts
>>216236290no volume on polymarket which i used to bet>>216236328true
>>216236435>>lots of peopledon't see how that's a positive to be honestlots of strangers i say
>>216236435Rorke positively seething about this post
>>216236424This used to be me but I grew out of it after a serious relationship. Felt like going back to McDonalds after dining at Michelin Star restaurants for years
>>216236435You forgot to mention the main drawback. Strange how that works
>>216236434polarised society innit
I'm a humble city rorke medon't think we should run away from our problems
fluoride society
>>216236429On mobile at toil, but I've posted many photos of mine. I'll never ever post my writing online, at best I can hope to be a Henry Darger type figure. My ego could never handle someone reading and critiquing my writing
>>216236434Not allowed to notice all the adverts with black men and white women
>>216236487can count the cities in australia on one hand
>>216236435Living in some cities is great. London? No. Budapest? Yes.
tamao cross would get it right in the horse pussy
>>216236518would like to keep it that way too
Anime is a psyop
>>216236524London is peng though>tons of job opportunities>tons of young women>tons of social opportunities>free museums and art galleries, some of the best in the worldLondon is for winners
tail held high + shooting for victory! skills :3 S+ 1093 speed because I still cannot break out
>>216236569class mate, bet they were a right steal too x
>>216236571Born and bred here and I can't stand it but I'm a Rorkian fellow
>>216236571Forgot to mention the 'mass again. Funny that
>>216236600>>216236600>>216236600
>>216236615cunt
Feeling euphoric due to Hungarian beginning to click for me. It's all very logical when you get down to it, just takes a lot of time. Highly autistic language, insane specificity required - change the word order slightly and you get an entirely different meaning. Egy szép nyelv!
>>216236615not on
dont need no other language but english mesave the brain for more meaningful stuff
well get it fucking made then, bellend
>>216236902>>216236902>>216236902>>216236902>>216236902
make it now you cunt, no one wants to post in a brazilian thread so fucking get it made dickhead
>>216236571expensive and dirty and more crime and a racket, I only enjoy visiting cities myself
