Richard the Lionheart edition
Why did they do it?
sealing myself in my yaoi chamber for all eternity
Twelve billion bottles of beer on the wallTwelve billion bottles of beeeeerrrrTake one down, pass it aroundEleven billion nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety nine bottles of beer on the wall
my willy is smaller than willies they have in smally willy category porn
>>216239449
>Doin a Purple Aki
Give up coding it’s too hard fuck it
>>216239490so you report him for an avatar then? i thought avatars was when you accompany your messages with specific images
>>216239535Retard tier
>>216239536which is something mousenonce is infamous for so its a bit hypocritical really.
avatar flag and parasite just replied to me ew
i see no belgian posts
>>216239544How it genuinely is fucking hard m8
You fockin wot mate?!
>>216239535boring too
pls post anti-government propaganda so I can repost it while 4chin is blocked in the UKthe world needs to know
>>216239560stop hiding stubs. report the stubsnow you have absolutely no excuse
>>216239490One of the few sane posters here. If only he werent such a ninny.
>>216239573i was going to add that, I tried it for a couple months and found it so mind numbingly boring
>>216239573That I can deal with
>>216239582>just make your /brit/ experience worse mateerm no thanks, dickhead
THAT is avatar use btw
>>216239568Python is easy
just got graped by a pdf file while watching g@y corn
>>216239623I wasn’t doing python
>>216239657chrtlign
>>216239674me defending myself after getting fired from the zoo
>>216238905 Don’t you have to get it renewed or some shit or is this merely a suggestion
Poo
>>216239535You just have to be motivated Money isn’t enough PASSION
>>216239688scream
>>216239688kek
>>216239398https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_lucidity
poo roar
>>216239674You set yourself up for failure much like Joe Biden in his tenure as president
just had to resist the urge to smash the fuck out of my mirror after seeing my fucking ugly face in it
>>216239489escorted him to his lighthouse did they
>>216239727I wasn’t doing it for money though
Just seen the coat of arms of England flag being flown outside neighboursteins house
>>216239569had a wanking ban enforced against me. worse than prison. nearly burst my yoghurt pots.
just went black
should be living life on absolute god tier easy modetallhandsomewhitemaleintelligentbutbecause i suffer from mental illnesses (depression, anxiety, addiction, drug misuse, depersonalisation, paranoia, schizophrenia, psychosis) i can't
>>216239815the internet raped your mind
>>216239798screaming
Might have to go
people at toil think I'm clever because they are thick but I am merely less thick than they are
>>216239798rotating my head 180 degrees and running up and down the walls on all fours shrieking
>>216239838project on
another miserable day of my dogshit life I can't fucking take it anymore
>>216239861youre the one acting how you just acted
its raining its pouringbradley is poo roaring
>>216239873i accept your concession
29 years old, never had a gf, never had a date, only ever kissed an escort and didn't even really have sex as I couldn't maintain an erection
>>216239901>>216239904samefag spadeslave / spade and slave
>>216239870
>>216239870whats wrong chick x
these 40k books are something else
>kissed an escort
>>216239870snt u a pm x
>>216239927dm hun x 2 mny snakes on here x
>>216239938dan abnett by any chance
lets be honestdaft punks first album wasnt that goodand their third album was godawful
>>216239755Now imagine you're wearing that ugly mug 24/7. Even when you wank.
owbout dat pwix faishe when he saw da gyatt
>>216239945Pretty sure that's normal isn't it
he's got mental health
got menthol elf me
>>216239945incredible likeness to seasideMARK
>>216239796If you can’t do something out of love it will destroy you slowly
>>216240005idk I've never paid for an escort but seems weird will she not have been sucking someone else's willy an hour before you see her
gonna go jerk off to getting lesbian pregnant
>>216239945Was he cute?
>>216239854>using nav buttons on android instead of gesturesNGMI
>>216240013who you callin pinhead
>>216239913my only sexual experience at 31 is when a classmate massaged my willy with her feet under the table at our year 8 leavers ball
>>216240013screaming
>>216240058SC
>>216239535ai can do it now anyway
>>216240082nonce
>>216240082your only sexual experience when you were 31 was with a girl in year 8??
>>216239966oh yes
>>216240117i forgot already
>>216240123>>216240121we were both in year 8 at the time and I haven't had a sexual experience since (or before)
Really, DESPERATELY NEED to stop procrastinating IMMEDIATELY!!!
>>216240157do it later lad. it can wait
>>216240153year 8 at 31. does Rorke really?
>>216240157Get some sleep lad.. it’s your body telling you to slow down and relax
>>216240157ktim intend to stop tomorrow.
could you not
HO0T
>>216240157did my hour of revision today already. get what you need done lad
>>216239913ktim I don't even think about having sex. I'm only trying to avoid pain.
>>216240169Surreal. Looks like something out of fallout 3. I’m so numb I didn’t even react wtf
when was the last time a British studio made a good game?
>>216240153time for an escort ladget some booze and gear in as well to make a proper night of it
>>216240228>>216240231FOLC
>>216239855ktim, multiple colleagues have described me as intelligent but I literally just read a book occasionally and have a passing interest in several topics
>>216240251reckon im older than you. learning never ends
>>216240153unbelievable you were in year 8 at age 31 you creepy weird and smelly noncehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/DAlOKo_8TxY
my mom always said she loves me and would do anything for me but she adamantly refuses to talk to the neighbour about his fucking dog even though she knows its constant barking causes me immense psychological pain and I can't do it myself because I'm afraid of people
mad how if I read something on French Wikipedia I can still sort of understand it despite never having lessons in French before
>>216239158remember a nicaraguan saying they had the best surfingmight be one of those things all those people do like mediterranneans and their precious olives
>>216239913>kissing whores
>>216240232Fable the lost chapters. After that, I literally can’t recall anything or note besides killing floor?
a Polish girl told me schooling there starts at age 7
>>216240283FOY
might go back to primary school at 33 years of age, meI remember them being happier days
>>216240232>>216240299No Man's Sky
Series of bizarre posts where people pretend not to know how to read and it's supposed to be amusing because they genuinely think they're being witty or clever. Youre f*cking morons.
>>216240283this is your test in life. some people have far more difficult ones. either do something or continue suffering
>>216240232Aren't Rockstar British or are they too globohomo to be truly British now
need living standards reduced
love it when toil is over and I get to scurry home to my little virgin hovel to be alone in peace for the rest of the day
>>216240333You're*fucking*also you used read in the past tense which is incorrect
>>216240322jokes aside I wouldn't mind visiting my old primary school just for a wave of nostalgia and to see how much I remembernaturally I wouldn't be allowed anywhere near it of course
yummers
need my dick sucked
>>216240333fuck off to /cum/ then boring bastard
I went to an escort who specialised in virgins (her own words) when I was 22 and it was terrible she treated me like a fucking mong
>>216240393
listening to the Giant Steps album by John Coltrane
>>216240411that's like going to a restaurant that specialises in food for people with their jaws wired shut and complaining when your steak is pureéd
>>216240396>>216240396
>>216240359It's fuck all to do with improving their welfare. They breed, native Brits don't. That's it. That's all it ever was. The system needs more bodies fed into it. If white Brits don't create 2.1 children then browns will be imported to do the job, with their birthrates vastly in excess of 3.0. The colour of the kids doesn't matter, they just need to be brought into existence and fed into the wage slave machinery.
>>216240411I just want a motherly milf escort to gently take my virginity is that really too much to ask
right I'm off to the boozetorium for some booze, anyone want anything
don't want an escortnot a merchant navy convoy am I
>>216240411tell us more
>>216240474Hasn't it been found that they're actually a burden on the system anyway
I have replaced either myself or the mrs already, MIGHT replace the other in time, but I shan't be increasing the population unless we're cursed with twins
>>216240433>>216240463I was a virgin because I never tried, I wasn’t a neurodivergent freak who needed to be babied.
>>216240411what happened?
>>216240488kek
£1.37 remember that
>>216240527me when I tell myself soothing lies
>>216239938I like the grim bits about ordinary people, shame it's all spess muhreens for the most part.
Might just give oral to an escort tbqh
an entire toenail's come off in my sock
Still haven’t received last weeks wages (£422)
>>216240569are you the lad that passionately rims each escort he's been with
>>216240474this was the model before the advent of aiin a decade or so, there will be an insane labour surplus
>>216240507That's a problem for a future government and or population. In the present, more bodies means more GDP line go upperer, more investment. Then your tenure in government ends, you take up 2-3 consultancy roles where you do nothing on the boards of some companies you slung backhander contracts to while in power, add a few extra million to your net worth and expand your property portfolio.
>>216240565One administratum clerk arranged marriage please.
>>216240396>anything that isnt completely dumbed down is boringEver consider having a normal discussion and taking yourself seriously? Dimwit
>>216240575far from the first time you've come off in a sock
>>216240575alri leperlad
six seven
>>216240599UM x
really need this lad who went to a virgin specialist to divulge more information
>>216240615>stop having fun in a way i don't approve of
reading warrior cats
hopping onto /brit/ for the serious discussion
what's a good career for a manly man nowadays then
>make a joke about zutt>muslims instantly start talking about rapewtf is their problem
>>216240602Thankfully we managed to get 950,000 bantu africans in, housed, and wanked in the 15 years prior to that happening though.
>>216240658Youre counter argument? >fuck off if you don't like itHypocrite
>>216240671employed woman (man in a dress)
>>216240657I started typing it out and then stopped just makes me feel depressed
arseberg royally bequeathing a gargantuan log unto toiletstein
>>216240663remember a fenno-swedish lass told me she liked those books, you enjoying it?>>216240688why don't you put the apostrophe in you're? it's just not serious is it
>>216240706Modi is smaller than a Chinaman?
>>216240611imperials can't suffer
>>216240688take out the "if you don't like it" part and that is my argument
>>216240595No, I've only seen one escort and only briefly gave oral, never rimmed as I don't like the idea of it.I do kinda like the idea of giving pleasure to a woman. Guess I'm just a massive simp at heart. Maybe that's why I'm a KHV aside from escorts :(
reckon my computer might be gay
>>216240706new articles that were written by the CCP
>>216240411I lost my virginity to an escort recently but didn't tell her that much, I just said I hadn't seen an escort before, she could prob tell though lol
>>216240726xi is just a big lad
>>216240714im not actually it was a lie
well that's a yank having a mare is it?
>>216240731Here's the flaw in your logic: you assume i give afShould be a simple enough concept for someone as dense as you to grasp
>>216240779All women who aren’t virgins can tell if you’re a virgin when you have sex
>>216240793pick up the pencil lil nigga
>>216240800many such cases
>>216240817:(
>>216240822you have the mind of a livestock animal or an indian if this shite elicits any sort of emotional response whatsoever
>>216240816cheeky little double reply to show how little you care
>>216240822giwtwm
>>216240848At least you lost it I’m 22 and still virgin
in 50 years we'll all have headsets sellotaped to our heads where our eyes will be wholly consumed by AI goyslop while AI sexbots wank off our balls and Keir Starmer announces that Martians will be allowed into our country and given access to our sexbots
>>216240800cos he got raped im afraid
>>216240604Sounds like a fair and honest system with everyone's needs in mind and any person that knocks out is clearly a deranged muppet
>>216240873good post
>>216240698please, it will be educational
>>216240611Gives me mid 19th century Russian literature vibes
sir martian settler
mare
gay anon
>>216240951no dont post it!
get the martians wanked
horse cocks too
you're getting your balls wanked off by AI sexbotsI've convinced a female Martians that wanking off balls is how humans say hellowe are not the same
get their little green willies tugged off
suck a blacky
sir 4chan banner
>>216240873
*looks over the top of my spectacles*hmmm.... yes. quite.
definetley not gay btw
>>216241009Interplanetary playah
that post wasnt me
>>216240953yes?
orange!
Fucking hate my lifeI will never gain the confidence to talk to a woman because I don’t have anything to be confident about
Why is it so hard to get a gf ladsI try dating apps but I rarely get likes, and when I do I can't make conversation with women
since buy a car i've basically lived in it>drive around>check out new cities>drive to supermarket>eat in car>drive to nearest mcdonalds>do a poo>continue drivingwonder when it'll start getting boring
>>216241021sir lord farquad's command to his loyal knights concerning shrek's baby ogres
>>216241075dating apps only work if you're top 10% facially
>>216241060>>216241075fat incels
>>216241060>I don’t have anything to be confident about>>216241075>I can't make conversation with womenthen why the fuck would either of you deserve affection from one?
>>216240888More british than you brownoid. Ignorant nigger know your place.
>>216241033kill yourself
So let me get this straightYou accidentally let a "refugee" nonce out and now you can't find him?Is that what happened?
In my restless dreams, I see that town
>>216241119The man who was raped
sister is splitting up with her husband
there was a time when loads of shows and movies with a corporate bureaucratic theme were coming out with this exact font
>>216241108Not really I rarely eat>>216241118I don’t. I never said women owed me attention
every country has had cases where they let out prisoners by accident but because it's the yookay it's worldwide news that everyone can laugh at
>>216241108Not fat, never have been.>>216241118Because I'm an intelligent, kind, sensitive man
>>216241152id fuck her I mean if I were her brother
>>216241118Thermonuclear trvke
>>216241152corr steam in there lad before someone else gets to her
>>216241152get her shagged. now
>>216241157so you want it to be easy to "get a gf" but know you don't deserve attention from a girl
>>216241189>>216241187>>216241174Imagine if your mother saw these posts
>then why the fuck would either of you deserve affection from one?*puts on protection glasses as i watch the trvke detonate near me*
>>216241127no one here is gonna be like 'ah well you see its justifiable because xyz' everyones just like 'i h8 nigg0rz'
>>216241203me when I'm a fencemaker's apprentice and my expert fencemaking dad is shaming my shoddy work
>>216241198I am >>216241060I never said any of that
>>216241203ok what now
>>216241152Bet the whore cheated or is chasing chad
(8) All alone in my bedroomWith the lights turned down and my roommate goneI know it's over, still I cling on (8)
>>216240895I barely had sex like I said. She gave me oral and stroked my cock, I came, but I couldn't stay hard during penetration after. Guess ejaculated too early.
>>216241228howling
>>216241282just like to point out that i didnt make this post or this one either >>216241292
>>216241228ROARING
>>216241327shut the fuck up
>>216241327stop announcing reports
>>216241228are you the guy that's been making funny posts like this the past hour
toby tantrum
>>216241359I'm probably like 90% of "me when" posts
>>216241327kys
keep crying and wanking because you arent allowed to post (when something is true, it doesnt have to be said on repeat)
>>216241348>>216241354>>216241384none of these posts were me btw
toby ummy :3
I had an aversion to using escorts for a long time. I had the mentality that unless I could get a gf and sex naturally, then I would never have it. But I got to 29 and I realised how pathetic I was. I've just never had any confidence with women, so I've resorted to trying escorts.Knowing myself I'll probably end up falling hopelessly in love with one.
this is his entire life
>>216240944alri Stalin
>>216241424me when I'm venting to the salesman at the Ford dealership
>>216241417UM x
>>216241442lol
had a ford escort in the esrly 2000s
the motion of the ocean in the bottle says loving her is just a sip away
horse cocks
>>216241442fuck sake
>>216241481so did i, dad handed it down to me
sir joseph stalin
Getting this afternoon's The Golden Onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGxie2gBrlc
>>216241504me when I'm angrily cleaning the sticky tables in a Japanese bar
>>216241398me when mum looks at the shoddy fenceposts
>>216241481did it specialise in virgins
>>216241432>Mid 19th century>StalinUmmm
leftypops wanking to whitemalecope on twitter
>>216241442another good one, do you think of these constantly and deploy them when the opportunity arises
>>216241520buy an ad
Diego come home
>>216241520hail golden onehail our peoplehail victory
>>216241561I'm actually just this funny and talented
why are they called escorts anywaywhere are they escorting you?
TO THE DAAAAAaaaannce
>>216241599Google's working
>>216241599my autistic son when I bring him along to the Ford dealership
>>216241599To events or to dinnerlike plus ones for hire
>>216241599to hell
Sir Golden One
Lads looking smart. Looking sharp.
>>216241638good shout
we out here!!!!!
I have been playing uma game for over 15 hours I spent 10 carrots because I wanted to see if it actually gave a full game from just 10. so I got 2 because I dont like to do it onetime :3
all swings and misses
me when I can't stop me whening on the me whening forum
>>216241526Best one so far
is it better to be addicted to porn or prostitutes?
someone in the club just requested bakushin
>>216241648Gathered around in a tiny fucking room and not even enough seats for anyoneShameful. Albanian peasants had more aura
the heating is... on
how do I cure my face blindness?
>>216241684the rorkedem
>>216241670me when I'm trying to come up with a catchy name for my swinging club
>>216241684Fuck sake
>>216241708Wasn't aware you guys had heating and stuff, I thought you were still burning bears for heat and shitGood on ya chaps
>>216241648Lads looking melted.
>>216241711be reincarnated as neurotypical
>>216241684I'm in a discord server with one of them
>>216241711kek I do this and a group of people in real life have noticed
you're a piece of shit
>>216241599me when someone is telling me he's browsing viva street
>>216241736we were burning gypsies for heat before you could walk upright you yakubian ape
>>216241711>face blindnessFake and gayThey're just images? Fucking look at them properly you twat and remember the differences. You're autistic enough for a bit of spot the difference aren't you?
I see the gatcha creeping in now I found out that the different teams in pvp all run at the same time
>>216241775Dats me
>>216241827>>216241827>>216241827
>>216241711Lad never played spot the difference
>>216241688porn is freeprostitutes are expensivedo the maths
