We will remember them edition
I HATE YOU CUNT
turning up to the swinging club thinking it's curious they all gather to swing indoors instead of a park but sounds like a laugh anyway so i'll go in
>>216241857
getting a clue
Talking of rapists walking free, what happened with Filly in Australia? He been locked up yet or...?
doctor doctor gimme the news i got a bad case of runny poos
>toilberg DEMANDING I have an image of myself on Microsoft Teams>Literally choosing an image of myself when i was 12 (16 years ago) because he didn't say I couldn't fuck you toilberg
Niggas be living in Haworth giving it all "nah mate Bradford really isn't that bad"
Life is too short not to sample the dessert cart. Cheers gentlemen
drive and patio looking very nice after the pressure wash ladscouldn't fully appreciate it yesterday as it was getting dark by the time I was finished
>>216241887The eyes of a man that have long given up
going to a swinger's club just for pineapple-themed decor inspo
I am an obese alcoholicI'm in an alcoholic rageI feel likeI'min a cageButI'm too fuckin' fat to getoutI am an obese guyI ate too much hot dog and pieEvery night I drink and I cry
>>216241827The true RorkedemWas walking through a cemetery earlier looking at all the graves and some of them had pictures of young men on them who all looked Rorke-like, made me tear up a bit
what the fuck a noob on a new account is expected to run two teams on like day 1
>>216241887
>>216241887get this nigga a dog to help him test his inventions
I can't live like this I'm like in a fucking prison counting hours until there's night and this FUCKING dog shuts the fuck up
What's the best sex position to ask an escort for as a virgin? Cowgirl?Worried I might go soft in missionary
https://youtu.be/5Sb_osGJI1c?si=4OkehB5noFV-a9Rl
>>216241907we had a professional photographer come in and he took the best photo of me I've ever had. genuinely made an utter goblin like me look ok.now I use it for everything: LinkedIn, Github, etc.
>>216241970prone bonetrust me. no looking at her face and getting awkward. you get to see her arse. and feels fucking good.
>>216241887i don’t even know what you can say for him, maybe change his hair? Even thenn
>>216241970just ask her to sit on your face and give you a handie
OK Hura you are so back!! I need to go do a Hura career
>>216241981scream
>>216242005maybe stop doing a thousand yard rape stare
just got cautioned for hate speech by the police for eating a bacon sandwich and wearing a poppy
soup?
you piece of garbage fuck you
>>216241907Scr I ended up doing the same thing at toil stupid GR kept asking for a picture gave her a pic of me when I was 16 (at my emo phase)
happily a 30 year old virgin. don't give a toss. hookers that "specialise" in virgins can fuck off and die.
>>216242052had zurek in krakow from a bread bowl it was peng
New bird in toil is fucking hopeless. Week 6 and she’s still asking the same questions she’s been told the answer to several times. Other people have noticed now.
>>216242088ad-libs ahh sentence
>>216242106bix nood
>>216242094Have you shagged her up her fucking arse yet?
>>216242052Onion soup SUCKS>>216242094Some people are like that, just dense enough where it's not immediately apparent but is quickly insufferable.
>>216242045
paying data brokers and scraping the internet for african e-mail addresses to send them all invitations to the United Kingdom
rorke turning a blind eye to this
>>216242094shagged arse?
59 days until Christmas lads.
>>216242052the soup cooks from the heat of the egg
>>216242149bit unnerving
>when i was 12 (16 years ago)
This John Coltrane man is very moreish
>>216242136If only you knew ahh face
>>216242129She works remote, might be an ai image and it’s one of you lot ripping this piss.
>>216242166nonsensical ancient chinese proverb ahh post
30 years old and specialise in being a virgin me.
Anyone bought a car from cazoo here
>>216242168I do not appreciate this.It's my birthday next month and you've made me terribly sad.I hope you're happy.
I was 12 21 years agoFuck me
>>216242075 based
>>216242137
hes not even that uglyput a man kicking the ball shirt on him and youd think he was a man that kicks the ball or something
whit men also rape
>>216242213i am x
>>216242260concern trolling detected
I was twelve over two decades ago
>>216242252gottem should add dont to the website link though
god i hate the internet
>concern trollingnever understood this term. redditors use it all the time.
Get that lad’s head caved in immediately
>>216242255he looks like a journalist that writes about the men that kick the ball
Is pork scratchings real like crisps or is it invented like pringles
>>216242075based af
>>216242301hooting
ive been posting on 4chan since 2006
Any tubby dwarf slut man in?
that's me closing the browser and scrubbing my cookies
>>216242301
>>216242329me when I stop procrastinating and finally get around to spring cleaning my baked goods
>>216242329Used to look at porn on the home PC when I was a lad and had my foot on the extension lead switch to turn the power to the pc off if I heard my mum or dad coming up the stairs.
watching the grey squirrels
grr!
*invents pork itchings*
was always a nakedwanksman myself
What are >YOU< doing when this site gets blocked by all UK ISPs? Gonna use all my new free time as motivation to finally grow up a bit, learn to drive, start socialising, get a gf etc. Hopefully.
right well boozetoil has commenced
SHE WENT AWAY FOR THE HOLIDAAAAAYS
polishing the peng ting
>>216241827Cunt on the left was not a personality of note whatsoever. Just some sperg from your Simpcord who killed himself.
mental breakdown lolmust like them or something
*presses it*
>>216242458me when I'm cleaning my artwork but I have speech impediment
>>216242458Why do Japanese women cover their mouths when they laugh?
THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY
must like having mental breakdowns or something
not gay btw
>>216242507unironically because their teeth are shocking
>>216242217>Fuck meI'd rather not unc xx
>>216242425Read that as "start socialism"
>Honestly, I would have pressed it too.
>>216242499based
>>216242523Yes you are
>>216242507Breath stinks of dog chow mein
>japanese>chow mein
rorke growing old enough to see himself inventing socialism brb (inventing socialism)
We simply must conquer the scots
>>216242563A very literal minded person are you?
>>216242425If there isn't some proxy site to get round the ban then I'll just get a cheapo vpn, but then we wouldn't appear as our own flag would we, that's sad.
evrutime I see a car I like that fits my budget I search it on r/CarTalkUK and they all say it’s shit and unreliable
Getting dark now innitWhat's that about
>>216242572It'll go the other way as we become more Americanised >>216242602People say every car is shit and unreliable, it doesn't matter mate a car is a car.
>>216242588Can't post here on a VPN lad x
lads
>>216242618me when I drop my mammoth steak on a fire and I'm about to invent cooking
>>216242618cause of that dickhead dialgo so ive heard from pokélad
>>216241925Just work out man mao deus
Britishers go to India and harass locals
>>216242625I mean as in they say it will break down every three months and cost me 5 grand every time to repair
>>216242499made me lol irl x
just invented a computer
me with the horn of the mark
he’s defo touching her arse
>>216242691why do these midgets have such chiselled faces
>>216242618*starts a long dull lecture about the Earth's rotation and orbit around the Sun*
>>216242499most insidious trap targetting a man's very favstian spirit
Just invented inventing stuff. You’re welcome.
think i'm shadow banned once againif you see this post pls respond
>>216242720They just saved Middleearth.
>>216242636Go on im listening..(im not listening)
ffs
bludclart
Not at all happy with this lads
inb4 that avatar post disappears along with the US law violation ones
What's started him off this time then
if you're not filtering yanks at this point what do you expect?
>>216242507Unironically a lot are very self conscious about their teeth
>>216242138one of mine did right and the other did leftright was better because when they sit on you you can tickle their tummy and their head/neck area easily simultaneously. dont want to tickle their tummies with left hand it cant get the motion right
listening to some skrillex
cannot stop fartingfortunately noone else came to the office today
>>216242499Looney-tunes ass death
>>216242840You're not black, b. You didn't know this.
>>216242917get more fermented food in you
>>216242933SHAWTY FIRE BURNIN' ON THE DANCEFLOOR
You lads seen nyan cat yet?
is spontaneous combustion in humans real im scared
Done the biweekly trip out my room to flush all the cum encrusted tissue paper down the toilet
fucking pitch black (kind of) at 16:43not on is it really
why was the exploding squirrel with caption fuck my nigger life deleted?what law did it break?
>>216243055too based for it's own good
>>216243033Where you located? I'm in the south east and it's still light here
>>216243081somewhere over the artic circle moving at subsonic speeds
>>216242956such as?
Sucking a heathIts lushApparently they use dark chocolate on these smaller ones. Really pairs well with the toffee
>>216243133tablespoon of apple cider vinegar kimchikefirsauerkraut tempeh
>Britain's major supermarkets, including Tesco, Sainsbury's, Asda, and Morrisons, warned Chancellor Rachel Reeves on October 25, 2025, that planned business rate increases would squeeze thin margins and raise grocery prices amid 5% food inflation. Executives from the British Retail Consortium highlighted pressures from energy, labor, and supply chain costs, while the government offers relief only to smaller shops. Public backlash on social media accuses chains of hypocrisy over executive pay and shareholder returns, though economists note low profit margins of 2-4%ready for the massive food price hike lads?
>>216243160forrin muck
>>216243173aww poor kitten
having a tablespoon of apple cider vinegar for tea
UMMMM
>>216243173right another stealth tax to fund the lifestyles of all these immigrants then
necking the leftover cans of Strongbow in my smelly bedroom and calling it a probiotic
why don't we just feed on uranium
they want us raped, dead and paying absurd prices for things growing out of the fucking ground
>>216243173business idea: stop eating
suck my golfball life
>>216243238I'd still have dessert
Emma Watson's mushroom cloud farts after ingesting 200g of uranium.
>>216243222eccied out her bin
eating poo
If I had balls I’d drive like this. Instead I’m a pathetic cuckold who gets stuck in a long line of lane hoggers just accepts it.
looks like emma watson mushroom cloud farted on it
NHS website says people fart an average of 15 times a day.What the absolute fuck? I fart maybe once or twice. Are they counting farts on the toilet when you are doing a poo?How many times you fart lads?
get the deep space 9 rewatched
>>216243300would've loved to see this cunt crash and die
>>216243300that guy also won't make it to age 40 if he does that all the time
truth
>>216243323sometimes zero sometimes 50 trillion times infinity
The first wankard after shaving the puboids is pretty good isn't it
>>216243333have they remastered them in HD?
>>216243389me when asked how many mince pies I have in a month
>>216243377ice to meet you
>>216243377interesting how you can tell where each lad ranks in the pecking order just from a still image taken in 1969
>>216243410screech
>>216243409don't think so
Hmm yeah today's a 'za day haven't had anything all day I'm properly famished
https://youtu.be/LW-AQGmHPRI?si=0Ts2TCeM8mi7gwPQ
>>216243397ND's really consider this the pinnacle of humour, don't they? Kinda fascinating, it's the same shit on tumblr like alcomohol.
https://i.4cdn.org/int/1761526115325499.mp4glad we don't hav extreme weather over here
>>216243496not him but yes it feels good, much more sensation
>>216243516AI that 'nado would never carry that fat fuck
>>216243516AI
I hate socially awkward characters made by hollywood, mainly because I am far worse than any of them
>>216243516spiders when i direct henry hoover at their web
>>216243377>Low-class
notting hill carnival gets more degenerate every yearhttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1761459812907439.mp4
>>216243549Biggest immersion breaker for me is when a stranger, usually a woman, goes out of their way to talk to the main character.In reality if you yourself don't initiate then you just go through life alone then die alone. No one will ever speak to you unprompted. Ever.
you need to be killed mate
>>216243341You can't even drive so how would you have seen that? Your mum doesn't go on scary roads like that.
Toil doneOff home and it's basically dark outside
>>216243619most unrealistic scene in movie history
>>216243675howling how your boss said 'get the fuck out of my sight, incel' and you did it
>>216243619netflix ruined our chances at interactions like this
>I've just agreed a deal with Türkiye to secure 20,000 British jobs across the UK.
>>216243675no sunlight for us toilers for the next few months
>>216243619Never makes sense that the guy is always somewhat attractive or redeeming in some way.Or that he can talk to women. I don't think they really understand just how awkward and incellious most of us are
>>216243619women initiate conversation with you if you look like that
>>216243763only in AmericaI'm mid tier attractive and got approached 3 times over 3 years while living in America
>>216243635Nigger
>>216243423Have I gotten it right?
people do always initiate conversation with me tbf I look very approachable but I'm still an autistic spaz so do anything to get out of the situation
>>216243813switch 1 and 2bigger forearm wins
>>216243695Not spoken to my boss since earlier today actually
When there's a queue at GreggsI want to cut off my legsAnd cut off my armsAnd cut off my faceBecause I -want- the taste of sausage roll in my face!
>>216243654In your mums car when she takes me for a happy meal
Spotted a crazy looking darkie on the tube. Shan't be sitting next to this one lest I get stabbed.
Browsing in worksafe mode for now
>>216243842what is this referencing
>>216243889https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVkl0nyr66c
you could put a ski mask on and rob all the shit out of Greggs fridge. the chances that they try to run after you for that is low
just discovered michael barrymores youtube channel where he walks around stoned out his nut mumbling bizzare discovery
>‘Mad scientist’ suggested driving tank into mosque>Hitler fan convicted of making explosives while claiming hazardous ‘experiments’ in his ‘lab’ was ‘a hobby’ So this is rorke
>>216243970kek this is literally me in an alternate dimension
>>216243959wondered what happened to himwould not have guessed he'd end up a youtuber
Where are we going when starmer blocks 4chan?
Strange specimens on the tube today, is it the night bringing these ghouls back out?
>>216243970btw if you cover up (either) half of his face he has the same phenotype as Jacob-Rees Mogg or most D&D players
>>216243904banger
>>216244002Nowhere. It's your chance to finally escape.
just finished toilnow let's see what the lads on /brit/ are saying
>>216243889Greggs is a fast food chain that sells pasties and sausage rolls, it is very popular in britain
cringe Scottish government pumping all the heat out of my home in a seasonal attack to try make me pay my gas boiler debt (£0.07 because they had "run it" on £0 to "make sure the pipes dont freee and break it for everyone else" or something)
>>216244002I'll simply pop the VPN on
>>216244057aware me hearty>>216244067i wouldn't pay to use this site
or maybe a ghost is watching me!
>>216244076a few quid seems reasonable to use something I've been using every day for years
The United Cuckdom is ready.. for the New World Order
>>216243995just watched him go into the pharmacy and ask for something to get the doobie stain off his teeth
cannot imagine being so poor I need to consider spending £20 to post on my most used website for a whole year. isn't PIP paying you like 3000 a month you fucking runt?
>>216244076>not using a VPNMad that.
>>216244136
>>216244155im not spending £20 on this website simply because the BE flag fag exists (and the (same person) on a Spanish, Canadian, American etc.) flag) for them trying to trick me into paying them £20
Very much the autumn now the clocks have changed
(ive had a 4chan pass maybe 2 times though)
the day i'm required to spend a single shekkel to post on this shithole is the day i never return
tell me about the Channel Islands, is it better to live there than mainland Britain? I heard it was
going to do my haru career playthrough now going to sort the support cards by fan bonus% and turn skip all back on (for some reason turning skip off makes it faster?)
>>216244193Hate that,why don't they switch the clocks in the other direction so we get at least a few hours of sunlight after toil? It's not the 1700s anymore we don't need to save on candles.
bursting for a jobby
>>216244211you're paying with your time retard filling out those captchas
I'm thinking Wendy's for tea
mental how literally all of the cp spam comes from the guy who owns the paedo botnet
my dick is pitifully small
>>216244254Assuming our time is worth anything to us. Very yank-brained by the way.
you have never told us what the botnet actually is btw
>>216244267Why has nobody reported the botnet to the polis
>>216244290awful thing to say. do something with your life mate.
what's this new captcha malarkey all about then
Genuinely cannot fathom posting on 4chan without a passMore of a chore than actual chores
>>216244313Look who's talking. We're both here posting mate x
never solved a captcha in my life
>>216244328but it's a whole twenty quid lad, that's like two entire bighams
apparently they start schooling at age 7 in Polandmental
you know someone lives with his mum and is on UC when their financial frame of reference is a microwave meal
>>216244413first few years here are basically just babysitting
>>216244413You're allowed to send your child to school from 6 if you like but people prefer 7 to give their kids a lroper childhood.
>>216244254i dont even get captchas anymore for some reason, not sure if its cos im a based phone poster using brave
>>216244421bighams are middle class microwave meals though
>>216244328samewhat even is it 5p a day or something to avoid captchas
>>216242015I was planning on doing that. But I do want to try penetration.
>>216243377The Irish diaspora underclass has always fawned over Jamaican rudeboys
>>216244328cant work out how to buy crypto to get one
>>216244211good. less poor people on /brit/.
>>216244413i didn't start school until 10 because i hated other kids so instead would just spend every day helping my grandad on his farm
nigga won't give their ID to the wank police but they'll give it to the magical money police
>>216244310Guy running it has been reported to the polis apparentlyHe got phonebooked recently and is having a HUGE melty
>>216244529you dont need ID to buy crypto thoughever
>>216244413Polish mums are at home there's no need to go to school before then they just take them to play centres so they can build up their immune systems this captcha lol the post rate of this site is just gonna nosedive even further and 4stats is still so broken
pale skin is so sexy
my dick is massive
>>216244560they wanted me to when I asked for some cryptos
the young volunteers of america foundation sends volunteers to befriend incarcerated inmates serving long prison sentencesthis is often the beginning of long and fruitful relationships
spooky ghost somewhere o.o
>>216244578wish I was you sometimes
>>216244568sexo
heard poles are all blacked raw bbc lovers now
>>216244585only if you're buying on an exchange, just use a non kyc trader instead
>>216244328i think you spend far too much time here if you're thinking in those terms. get a life mate
>>216244601its actually pitifully small, i was lying
>>216244609their women have been for decades
why do water bottles say to consume within 3 days of opening? the water's been underground for a million years, surely it's not going off
>>216244636why have i been included in that then you stupid fucking CUNT
>>216244609I had not heard that but I guess I'm hearing it now
It amazes me how this general finds ways to get worse and worse.
>>216244636>bringing up child abuse out of nowhereyeah alright you sick cunt hang yourself
*runs through the thread with a white bedsheet over my head*
>>216244631nevermind
>>216244658all made up bollocks lad same as they say dont drink tap water in some countries, have always done it and nothings ever happened so i suppose its a con to get people to buy bottled water
just raped my own arse
>>216244701bizarre postseek help yeh
>>216244743it's the cp poster don't bother responding
>>216244568ye
right that's yanks filteredtry and try to see the good in them but there just isn't any
>>216243377Christians and English names innit
bizarre
nth for the gyaldem
wheres this yank nonce mongloid freak cunt appeared from then
>>216244800Good point tbf. Will join you on that.
>>216243970eee pack it in rorke, fokin divee
>>216244867ugly short-jawed bitch wouldn't make the cut on blacked
would prefer not to honestly mate
>>216244949>>216244949>>216244949
>>216244951Are you Irish diaspora?
>>216244972>>216244972>>216244972
>>216244709Big water on the ropes due to the based noooticer
>>216244867she looks walled af here
