big brad has great genes edition
Big wobbly knockers
dear /brit/I've just baked u a finger piewhy don't you cum and taste it
Isn’t this like a violation of privacy
big wobbly arses
>>216250888the face of the resistence
I never saw an attractive black women irl.
>>216250924reddit ahh
god bless america
Poo arse shite barm
>>216250924kid named finger
>>216250924fucking mong i've been baking finger pies and earning real money while doing it so why don't you just pipe down noob, i'd wipe the floor with ye
On the fence about ordering a couple grams of cocaine for a gamer/gooner sesh - on the one hand I know once it's over I will utterly despise myself and will take a week to recover mentally. On the other it feels good
remember when katy left lil timmy for the skinny favela cronem on dem loud stinky luh dirtbikes x
nibbas name OTIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3hXBZFjqSY
>>216250972sounds like a bloody good night out in brighton waheeeeeeeeeey
>>216250985did 3 grams of speed over an entire a goonywank 3 days bender and felt no different after cos i'm such a ptsd wreck
>>216250971shes dancing like this to a crowd of thousands of young women and probably 4 or 5 old pervert buggers at the front of the crowd filming the whole thing
>>216250996the 'd
the viewing
Saar bros...
genuinely have no idea what all that [gibberish word]dem shite means when mongs post it here with some pic of an onlyfans bird in a wig. smellydem. the willydem. not a fucking scooby.
>>216250985>>216251017used to be able to do speed for days and felt finemephedrone would do me in though especially after a 36 hour goonseshdone with all that muck now of course, rancid shite
slippy bendydem wreaking havoc on snappy m2 integrity
>>216250872you can't even carve out a clean space in your goon cave
might do a tiktok challenge and end up dying for laugh
>>216251040gyaldem mong started saying it a few days after i started my nuff a dem knows about clarks me prefer gimmiquethink he just does it to make it extra annoying when he spams those e girls
>>216250936>Enforcement visit>Waste Wardens>Cllr Gareth Alban Davies (Independent group – Rassau and Garnlydan) asked questions around the council’s Waste Wardens.>Mr Long said: “Over the last six to eight years every property in the county borough has had an enforcement visit so that’s over 32,000 homes.>“The work involves taking a black bag out of someone’s presented residual waste, photograph and log it and take it to the Silent Valley HWRC (Household Waste and Recycling Centre) and examine it for any recyclable material it might contain.>“If people are identified as putting out recyclate in their residual waste then we take an enforcement process which involves serving a legal notice and FPN (fixed penalty notice) and prosecution if that isn’t paid.”>The fine is £100.This is an evil little country
>>216250936Imagine that jobImagine what grimness you'd find Imagine your toilfu doing that jobAhhh yeah
Starting to think my life won’t have a big Hollywood ending
*does a little dance*
>>216251075id start shitting in my bin after this
>>216251017Youre wrought of steel. Once that last line goes up my nose I always have a bowel movement from the sudden terror - it's over, the comedown approaches. Curling up in bed with my eyes closed drenched in sweat. Dunno if I can manage it anymore desu. Genuinely shaking writing this post
absolute state of this continent
>>216250937why is the picture black and whitedid he pass away
>>216251102me after i watch 1 (ONE) rohmer film
What's it like when a woman sits on your face? Warm?
>>216251111wahey
>>216250937are aas looks well noice wiv bradders there dunnit? he's clarse
>>216251075Literally my worst nightmare I threw out some dildos and cock cages last week and something like this was all I was thinking about
Mumberg panicking because I didn't get home til just past eight and didn't pick up calls. She tried calling me like ten times on whatsapp and once on normal phone, didn't have internet signal where I was. She's fucking gen x, surely it should occur to have tried the normal phone a few more times.Also I'M 27. I fucking hate living at home.
Why is it ok for the Algerians to kick out their French population who made up 20% of their population but it isn't ok for the French to kick out their Algerian population?
>>216251126dont like itsmells like poo and all sorts
>>216251147>multiple dildos>multiple cock cagesi'm all for a cheeky sissy or dress up wank with something slung up your hole but why did you need so much?
>>216251159the communists won
>>216251158she cares for her sonabout time you showed her some love back you ungrateful swine
>>216250837Are you Irish diaspora?
>>216251159it is ok though. however, no one is brave enough to do it
mad how good having that first nice cold class of water is first thing in the monring
What the absolute bumbaclart is this? I'm quitting this fucking site.
>>216251158she fit?
>>216250936britain is the worst busybody nanny state shithole on earth
>>216251159if they did that they'd not have Mbappe. France has decided it's a price worth paying
>>216250937i actually really would like a large b&w big brad painting to display proudly and ironically in my house like this. it would really amuse me.
>>216251075>>216251147absolutely ridiculousall teh recycling just goes to landfill anyway because as soon as theres one "soiled" item it ruins the whole bunchwaste of time recycling
>>216250971lol timmy's crushsomeone post her mustache
See you lads in the monring
>>216251216No.
>>216251191Are you autistic?
>>216251214you get those when you have "low trust"solve a few and they'll go away
>>216251249stop hogging her
love the internet you can see all the nutters
>>216250989LOL yea i remember
>>216251158The arse. Ever shag it?
>>216250971nasty insect
>>216251161What if they sit facing you? Presumably then your nose is on their tummy
ziedy when he sees a black man in public
Scares me how primed my biology is for stimulant addiction. Whenever I watch a character do a line of cocaine in media I can smell the stuff, and my nostril tingles. Sometimes I have dreams where I do cocaine, and I wake up feeling strangely stimulated. It's been three years since I touched the stuff and I was never a heavy user, but my brain cries out for the powder.
>>216251322Alri Pinocchio
>>216251231timmy luv dat stache rubben up his lip
>>216250936no, once you toss something it's no longer your property subject to an expectation of privacy. they get dna from suspects by going through their garbage
geofftech2 sex arse
my wife's boyfriend just fell down the stairs
>>216251173Different sizes? For both of them.
i just went all in, i copped 2 pair,i just went all in and i copped 2 pair,i just went all in, copped 2 pair,went all in, copped 2 pair*disco breakdown*i just went all in and i copped 2 pair,i just went all in, copped 2 pair,i just went all in and i copped 2 pair,went all in, copped 2 pair*slow part*oh, and girl,you know,whatever move i make,whatever risk i take,i take it for you,girl,no matter how i fail,no matter how i wail after, know,know that you're my world,baby girl
nth for the gyaldem
>>216251161Fucking lucky if it smells like poo. Most of the time they've just showered so it smells like soap, fucking boring. If they don't shower first you get that musk/pheromones, which is peng. But if you are a lucky enough sod that she'd done a poopoo at some point and not showered since and only used toilet roll rather than wet wipes. JACKPOT.
browsing /brit/ engenders misanthropy
>>216251322In that case your nose will probably be buried up inside their fannard.
Hey little girl, you sure are cute to meCome up a little closer, so I can seeHold it baby now stay right where you areHey little girl you oughta be a movie starAlright...Hey little girl, come on and dance with meYou're about the cutest thing I ever did seeHey little girl, I'd like to take you homeCome on, come on, come on I want you for my very ownAlright nowHey little girl, you better hang on tightI want you swing it to the left, and shake it to the rightHey little girl, you know your lookin' fineGet ready honey let's go just-a one more timeAlright honeyAlright, alright, alright
>>216251345oh MY daysLOL
well that's erotichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqoSWLcQ9NU
watching an aussie bloke shoot rats with a gas riflemust see tv
>>216251343chuckling
the worst life that anyone had ever had
>>216251390uglyUglyuglyugly
lil timmy eaten dodgy takeout stir frymmhmm smacken lips, he feel gud afta pangpang clawlikkle he kno he eaten sum otha timmy missing dog LOL
spend less than £100 on food n that every month. another £50 on electric and gas. could probably live off bennies if it wasn't for rent and mortgage prices.
>>216251462most sophisticated balkanigger
CORRR imagine the brap pong
hi
>>216251509kick the bugger
Shall be seeing an escort tomorrow if all goes well
>>216251516Not reading all that. Make shorter posts or fuck off.
ok now he shot a foxnot cool (unless they're an invasive species)
>>216251486
>only one boxing day game in the PL this christmasfuck this shit
>>216251507This but Emma Watson ten years before this photo.
rorke's op
>>216251392Impossibly based. Very rare to see an actual shagger on /brit/
need a wife or something to do my ironingsick of this
done 2 wanks today
>>216251482blud should've went to specsavers
luv it when they wear these
>>216251594gethershagged
terrorising integrity
>>216251594Bruce Willis has escaped
>>216251603why are you ironing clothes in the year 2025you wearing your grandad's shirts?
>>216251568they won. they have stolen yet another tradition from us because they hate us and we let them. cut our culture apart and sell it for pieces while importing a new one. no more bread. no more circuses.
>>216251582
>>216251539funding anastasia's future dream car yeah? mmhmm you gon see her whipping around in dat luh clarted second hand cayenne
>>216251568game's unironically gone
>>216251610only 2 and 4 are pengnames?
reminder to report the BE flags posts (and the posts he makes on his UK flag)
>>216251539Very nice lad. Age? Race? Body type? What do you plan on. The old bj through a condom and five minutes in the puss? Maybe even no condom for the blowie before she makes you put it on? Cheeky anal for fifty quid extra? Licking her bumhole and not thinking about who's willy has been in there half an hour before?Good stuff. Wish I had the money for it.
>>216251594timmy's crushtimmy likes eatin poo curry with her father
>>216251507thoughts on the new hermione?
*farts in your face*
>>216251625Non iron shirts are runtish
>>216251616ugly women? x
>>216251568Friday boxing day innit. If there's no man kicking ball on the Saturday people get upset.
>>216251644julia and lauren burch
>>216251665youre timmy
I unironically speak with an MLE/Patois accent purely because it's funnyIf I were a yank I'd 100% be a wigger who works a white collar job
>>216251625i wear shirts that need ironing yeswhat do you wear? plastic primark shite i suspect
>>216251486rare good one Ziedy
>>216251669t. Emma Watson >>216251667I’m hoping it will be more book accurate.
>>216251641>anastasiaWhat does this mean
>>216251679need their handlessoogs right? and whomst?
>>216251641hahahaha
>>216251667theyre going to remake harry potter every 20 years until you dielet that sink in
>>216251699no i shop at m&s you wimp
few news stories make me feel as sick as that one with that autistic freak Jonty Bravery throwing that young child off a ten story building because he wanted notoriety and an easy life in prisonIf our society was right that monster would have been killed long before. We must review each and every autistic person
>>216251667half irish diaspora half good knows what
>>216251509reminded me of thishttps://youtu.be/d2wVb_AILso?&t=353
whats the first harry potter it's alri to get your knob out over hermione?
>>216251679havent read chainsawman in years, i wonder what the war devil is up to now haha
bloke is walking around in creased shirtsscruffy bugger
>>216251703sup american crodieit was indeed a good one by the belgian
ironing is so relaxing it's my favourite chore
soog on deez nuts haha
>>216251802is she a beaner
>>2162517543
In one week it will have been a year since I last spoke to my parents
>>216251737we need eugenics at least bring back the asylum and the workhouse
>>216251805her vagina looks diabolical... proper clarted
>>216251793for me it's vacuumingi put on my headphones catberg and dogstein can get fucked, can see them go mental and i ignore them while blissfully listening to tunes
>>216251754Deathly Hallows part one if you want to go by the rule of 18. Not going to tell you what my personal stance on the matter is, however.
>>216251737Hope his easy time in prison includes having a broomstick shoved up his arse that ruptures his intestines causing him to die painfully
>>216251737odd headline
>>216251714nah not soogs@JuliaaBurch @laurenxburch>>216251755war devil is on a mad one>>216251805CORRRRRRR BADDIEDEM
>>216251826what happened did they die
I was the first American to work on the Sonic the Hedgehog games (my mother is very proud)
>>216251843
>>216251854
>>216251863sleazy soviets logging on to scam timmy
>>216251871so is soogs part of the JuliaaBurch laurenxburch gang?
>>216251815https://youtu.be/8FfAS-hoE_o
>>216251689Lucky that you are able to put on an accent convincingly. I have an estuary accent that leans towards RP. I sound extremely posh, and amongst people my age and in my socioeconomic bracket it is social suicide to sound this way.
>>216251840poor things lol. i agree though vacuuming is nice too
>>216251826good
Fucking corr
>>216251922americans can't suffer
>>216251863big fan of asmr where they whisper really close to the mic gives me mega tingles
house stinks of fish
Slavic women generally mog British women. Just a fact.I've worked with Ukrainian and Polish women and on average they are much more attractive. Polish women do drink heavily though.
>>216251950Yer mam not wearing pants again yeah?
>>216251867Not really, he's in recovery, there are goals in recovery
>>216251843>>216251882cannot believe elon thought it was a good idea to pay people for engagement on twitter posts
can any of you get me a job at your company I would be forever grateful I’d do anything
>>216251867yeah they could have just said he's started walking again or achieved physical therapy goals. it does sound odd how they phrased it
>>216251938eyes like an ant
>>216251948you had cats purring in your earcorrrr
In 1964 85% of Brits thought that too many immigrants had been let in.The Daily Express ran a headline calling Commonwealth migration of 70,000 a “flood”.Under the Boriswave we gave out 250,000 visas per year just to India.
Achieving my physical goal.
any owls in?
>>216252000why do you post the same thing all the time you absolute autistic freak
>>216251982'
>>216251960no they don'tslav women have weird buggy eyes and big noses and jewish lips. also they're often masculine looking and look like slav dudes only with long strawlike hairmassive racemixers they are too
Just had a panic attack imagining what it'd be like to do cocaine again
>>216251960>Polish women do drink heavily thoughas opposed to british women who are famously temperate
>>216251867i thought this was about some professional swimmers
>>216251908nah soogs is baddiedemjulia and lauren are gyaldem(gloom-e-girl and digidemonz), they've never collabed with soogs iirc
Forgot to give catberg his dinner and he's gone fucking nuclear
>>216252010am human sadly but planning to change that soon
>>216252000
>>216252057youre getting the op?
>>216252051Thanks for the educational posts in e-thots. Here they are together. All these bitches look the same.
*takes a big fat smelly poo on emmayank's face*
>>216252000the gammon trusted boris jewson LOL
>>216252053
>>216251977you're like a wrestling fan who thinks it's real
TIL the difference between baddiedem and gyaldem
Semenyo (who earns £75k per week) does his food shop at LIDLomds
>>216252023>implying lewding of nayuta'ce
>>216252099i was today years old when i learned this
>>216252091bojo is genuinely the most evil pm in british history
>>216251924estuary english refers to a scummy essex accent though
>>216252100fucking based
>>216251960cor
um joris bohnson
>>216252130timmy's brother in law
Boris Johnson's last wife was 1/4 or 1/2 Indian and he had several kids with herHe himself is a Turkish-Jewish-Saxon mutt
>>216252100Training ground car parks at top European soccer clubs are usually stacked with gleaming super cars but former Arsenal player Hector Bellerin prefers two wheels to four.Spaniard Bellerin, who now plays for Real Betis, chooses to cycle to work or use public transport - part of his determination to eschew materialism and use his sporting profile to promote sustainability.Bellerin, who was born along the coast from Barcelona, developed a passion for the environment from a young age and his lifestyle fits with his ethos. He is a vegan and even buys his clothes in second-hand stores.
>>216251922why do tattoos make people seethe
>>216252125Not true mate>Estuary English is an English accent, continuum of accents, or continuum of accent features[4] associated with the area along the River Thames and its estuary, including parts of London, since the late 20th century.>There is much debate among linguists as to where Cockney and RP end and where Estuary English begins, or whether Estuary English is even a single cohesive accent.Essex is pseudo cockney
>>216252134Lol this is basically how most Polish women over 23 look
boriswave biomass
>>216252083woah TILCORRRRRRRRR GYAL X BADDIEDEM
>>216252162that guy is such a narcissist
>>216252203haha cats are so funny
>>216252162>soccerFOY
lid switch on the washing machine might be going bad
>>216252157Lol he shows timmy how to wipe his arse with his bare hand after shitting "the traditional indian way"pooja in the other room shaving her back and arm hair
>>216252174https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb4F37awYaY
Boris Johnson has claimed migration to Britain was allowed to soar to record levels because there were not enough workers to “stack shelves”.The former prime minister defended the surge in migration from 184,000 in 2019 to a record peak of 764,000 in 2022 because businesses and government departments were “freaking out” due to a shortage of workers “to get things done”.Speaking on The Sun’s Never Mind the Ballots podcast, he warned that the alternative would have been rampant inflation, which would have been a “disaster” and hit people’s prosperity, turning the clock back to the 1970s.After Brexit, Mr Johnson introduced an immigration points system that opened up half of all jobs in the UK to foreign workers, lowered salary and skilled thresholds for migrants and lifted the cap on migrants.“[Net migration] went down dramatically during the pandemic. As we came out, what happened was that we had a nightmare where we could not stack the shelves and we could not fill the petrol stations with petrol,” said Mr Johnson.“Everybody was freaking out, every business and every department of state was saying we need more pairs of hands to get things done.”The aim, he said, was to prevent a surge in inflation, adding: “Inflation is a big destroyer of prosperity and investment. In the 1970s it was a disaster, so we had to get into an inflationary spiral and it saps people’s prosperity. It is a disaster.”Mr Johnson acknowledged that “in hindsight” people could say the Government got it wrong, or the migration advisory committee – which advised ministers – got it wrong, adding: “But because of Brexit, we are able to get it right in future.”
tattoos are battle scars from the war you are fighting with yourself
>>216252256>the opinion of a random youtube channel author with 50 subs trumps that of linguists Sorry mate, you've lost me.
>>216252261at least his stunt killed off the whole "immigration doesn't supress wages" shite that leftypol loves
>>216252255you are white
dogs are vile creatures
>>216252289your post implied it's no even a real thing so who's the mug for saying they had an estuary accent? you
ladswhy do I want to marry the girl on the right so much?
>>216252219Bellingham's tension-relieving sleeve after trainin sesh x
>>216252255LOL pooja yelling to poojit to bring her a new razor because it cloggedin dat foul language x
>>216252314
>>216252321>>216252327you are white
>>216252316I don't sound like the Queen, but I sound posh - what's my accent in your view?
ginger nuts and a teagetting raped by a migrant in a ulez zonetea and ginger nuts
>>216252332you just know dat dog was a cronem in his previous lifestrait looken at timmy n pissin, he know he aint go do nun x
>>216252318thats a gay bloke in disguisea lot of them about in cambridge
>>216252368mate
Did ‘Boriswave’ make this London borough the jobless capital of Britain?A relaxation of visa rules under the former PM has been linked to an influx of migrants into Newham. Now joblessness and crime are soaring
glod
>>216252352well you said estuary accent and we've since discussed that and hopefully now you can see, when "estuary accent" can be so easily misinterpreted that even your cited source linguists say it's not agreed upon what it is, why i would reply the way i did. i don't know what my opinion of your accent is as it's so up for debate what you even meant.
>>216252261How many Nigerian, Sudanese or Indian immigrants has Israel accepted in the last twenty years?
they dont make games like this anymorebecause of woke
rorkess on a mad one
>>216252368you need help
>>216252368sc
An hour and a half before bedtimeWill be reading my book while listening to drukqs by Aphex Twin
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761600533819762.webm
>>216251922fucking creeps
country's full of brown people loafing about on bennies and snatching phones on the streets but at least inflation is low!
>>216252421sounds nice
>>216252219she's a canadian of anglo-dutch heritage
>>216252401larry would be omari and would have a 9 inch hardwood bbc baton bulge in his shorts if made today
remigration is the easy option for them
>>216252327lol she screaming at her brother in that foul language telling him to bring her a new razor from their shop downstairs but he can't hear her he's busy
Tretinoin/minoxidil on my beard area causing intense itching - resisting the urge with steely resolve. The vellus must be farmed
>>216252429surely this is a boy
>>216252446>country's full of brown people loafing about on bennies and snatching phones on the streetsLiterally how does this affect you. This is made up internet shite
>>216252446snatching m2 innocene as wellnu uh u cant have it back x
>>216252488got my phone snatched 2 weeks ago mate
>A man approaching middle age, Larry is a balding nerd who, following a lifelong virginity, has suddenly become obsessed with sex and now lives a new life, awkwardly trying and usually badly failing to seduce attractive women. sounds like a certain someone who posts here
tell me where my son is
>>216252481he finna mix timmy's takeout curry wit dat pozzed hand just like daddy poojit did back in mumbai
bloke at work is the same age as me, 30, has had three heart attacks in the last 5 yearsisnt fat or anything, runs a lot, goes to the gymasked him if he had the vax he said yesasked him if he regretted it and he got all defensive saying that it had nothing to do with that
>>216252488
do running tracks feel like concrete or are they soft
>>216252538
>>216252484retard why would you want a beard
>>216252552Unc
>>216252552remember when the vax was going to end civilisation
catberg tried acting like a badman earlier making a fuss and grumping because he wasn't allowed out.Now? Sleeping on my big belly squeaking while he sleep purrs. Who did this knob think he was intimidating...
>>216252559depends
Honestly? I detest beards. They are are no different than tattoos in my mind in that they look good on maybe 1% of people.
>>216252557alri james o'brien
>>216252604hes got you wrapped around his little finger mate and he doesnt even have one
>>216252605if it werent for the laws of this land i would slay you
>>216252552schizoa billion people have taken the vaccine, one guy has a heart attack and you're so mindraped the first thing you think of is the vaccine, years latercannot believe there are people this thick alive
>>216252589I'm boyish and have gender dysphoria. I want to transition into being a more masculine male. Just look at what minox can do
>>216252614you're right. they look absolutely shit
>>216252664nigga turned arab
>>216252488isnt this you admitted you're a genocide apologist and a child rapist apologist too?
Mental how if London disappeared then instantly Scotland, Wales and NI suddenly cease to exist and so does most of the north of england.
>>216252664beard fraudin women can absolutely tell when men do that
>Guy has a heart attack>D-did you take the vaccine?>Yes>And ummm d-do you regret it?>No because it had nothing to do with it>Uhh okay I seeLater that day: >>216252552
>>216252664yeah one mango vape bossman
>>216252698Ok and? He looks great
>>216252649hes had 3 heart attacks mateits not normalvaxxed freak
>>216252614>good on maybe 1% of people.i'm in that group
>>216252649r*ped that brain-rotted freak
>I'm boyish and have gender dysphoria.
>>216252685>genocide Do we have an Irish diaspora among us?
>>216252730>all abnormal things are explained by vaccines
loads of vaxmongs in here tonight fucking hellenjoy your heart disease lads!that vax psyop has done a number on you christ
>>216252730And heart attacks at a young age didn't exist before vaccines?It's actually impressive seeing a person with an IQ of 75.
>>216252729>>216252683
>>216252692No, London is a parasite that has caused Britain's economic ruin for a century. Wales and Scotland created the industrial revolution. London is a place where bankers and browns take my money and deliberately deindustrialise the rest of Britain out of insecurity and fear
>>216252664what does this mean? you're a man that looks boyish and want to look manlier? Or a woman that looks boyish and wants to be a man?
>>216252730so he has some sort of heart defect. big deal. if zyzz had died today everyone would be going vax? vaxxed???
is the vaxmong doing a gimmique here? it seems far too obvious, unless he's actually retarded
yanks be like>a-rab
that beardcel ain't gettin no prime pussyits over for him
>>216252027not sure which Slavic women you've seen lad
>>216252788I don’t know if you’re right or not
>>216252794>you're a man that looks boyish and want to look manlierThis one. I still get asked for ID when buying Red Bull and I am 28.
>>216252815vaxxed horse
>>216252848
fucking hell I'm fat
I believe British pettiness is unmatched. The vindictiveness of people here, even after they feel even slightly offended is borderline sociopathic in this country. Civilised cruelty.
>>216252881dork
Absolute seethe on r/bald I have never seen such blatant cope in my life
he had 3 anxiety attacks in the last 5 years
