Drop dead Fred edition
>fine for 25 years of his life>takes the vaccine>has 3 heart attacks in 5 years>"um but ackshully he had a heart defect all along"oh fuck off
gender dysphoria isn't real. nor is ADHD.
>>216252848Mental that
>>216252896
>>216252848Imagine Phoebe Cates doing big braps in your face CORRR.
>>216252896don't let tobypops see this
nobody:rorke: my life a movie
what's up niggers!
>>216252885Genuinely wondering if this is bait. I find it very hard to believe someone's brain could be this fucked.
we are in safe hands
>>216252885Posting your medical history on /brit/?
I'm straight chadded
>>216252912My jaw and chin are alright, no recession and I have a good jawline. Just babyfaced
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5V5WZVcVE&list=RDKU5V5WZVcVE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5V5WZVcVE&list=RDKU5V5WZVcVE&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU5V5WZVcVE&list=RDKU5V5WZVcVE&start_radio=1hoenstly maintain this is probably the best production on any track BB has ever hadnot his best song but the best productino>>216252885sceraming so true
>>216252903ok? he still packin swc ? am i missing sum?
>>216252848
vax shills on overtime tonight
>>216252959stop pretending to be Himit's too soon
whats the most unique country you lads have ever been to? think it's liechtenstein for me
>>216252918Clown world
Last one - holy shit look at that transformation!
>>216252980mongolia
>>216252980why?
>>216252978LOL
>>216252947Always thought Catherine Steadman looked like a young Jenny Agutter
>>216252848Phoebe Cates subedition.
>>216252975?
>>216252903he just had to lose weight
>>216252918at first i read it as "never forgive"
>>216252903low cheekbones really is a death sentence
>>216252980Tanzania
>>216252980vatican cityits country status is quite uniqueotherwise laos I guess, got eaten by a snake there
I'm growing out a beard at the moment and it looks terribleOnly bum fluff on my cheeks and there's a big bald patch on one side of my chin tooAlso it's full of red and blonde hairs even though I'm a brunette
>>216252980Estonia - so not very, wonderful place though.
>Your age >Your virginity status
>A former police officer has been banned from driving after he was filmed speeding at more than 150mph in the rain.
MASS DAY FOR THE UNEMPLOYED
did a smelly windrush earlier on LOL
>>216253015Very pretty, classic English phenotype.
>>21625308637. Had a few shags, nothing too boast about.
>>216253025I am already attractive to the women I want to attract - I just want to look in the mirror and feel it reflects my notion of manhood
going to bed i'm knackered
>>216253086
>>216253106probably get 10 years for this if you posted it on X.com
>>21625308622Complete virgin never even been close to a girl.
>>216253106dropped the niglets off for swimming lessons
>>216253086not a virgin but have not had sex in 15 years so think i've regrown my virginity
>>21625308632incel. can't even talk to women
>got eaten by a snake there
Halloween costume apparently
>>216252947Jewish fantasy. Killing goyim and shaggin their women
leftypol calling rorke cutesy names like um chicken when he's trying to make a point
>>216253125>>216253143What if I told you that it's actually really easy you just to talk to them.
Lads I've matched with a cute woman on Bumble, sent a few messages back and forth. I've never had a date before but I have a good feeling.Should I ask her out for coffee on Saturday?
>>216253199i would say you think it's easy because you've never had to think about it because you were properly socialised
>>216253180
>>216253207lol yeah i dare you
>>216253198ktim
>>216253163You'll have to fill in the blanks sorry
>>216253244yummy ;) x
>>216253254Yeah gay men love me - another reason I know I look like a little boy
>>216253214What if I then told you that you can unlearn being a total sperg? And that 90% of communication with other people is just asking questions and listening to what they have to say?
>>21625308629Never had a gf, never been on a date, never kissed or had sex unless you count escorts
>>216253244post cock, one pic soft and one pic erect then one pic of your balls from below
>>216253278Go on then tell me how to unlearn it i want to hear this
>>216253276you actually have quite a masculine face shape, are you older than 25? My jaw got wider like that at that age
>>216253298same except i've never been with an escort and i'm 35 but i have ksised random trans man in nightclub
>>216253303I already posted a photo of my balls here ages, and everyone marvelled at how large they were. You can find it in the archive I am sure.
>>216253278i would say that that's unlikely because most women won't even give you a chance to unlearn and simply asking questions won't lead to anything. you'll get friendzoned as the boomers call it
>>216252868
negro fellow at work conveniently "off sick" a week before and a week after his 2 week holiday
reckon i've got essential tremor lads, no reason not to become a benzo head now
Dorks mentionedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDnq6QUyLI
>>216253323I'm 28 and I haven't changed since 17
>>216253330youre the chap with the gargantuan cancer balls? no wonder no one wants to sleep with you
>>216253337gonna cry to toilberg, cuck?
>>216253244Good brow shape lad, masculine
>>21625308642. Preserved
>>216253347My eyes are probably my best feature, they are large though and expressive which doesn't help. Mouth is normal looking I guess.
Swear everyone on /brit/ was born between 1993 and 1998
>>216253213
>>216253365Yh...>>2162533826.5">>216253389Then why does leftypol always respond to my posts with photos of chinless deformed men?
bedtiem for mesick of this world
>>216253434scre=drrrrrrrrrrr
>>216253244
>>216253434dreamboat
Reckon on the last day before 4chan is banned we should all post pics of ourselves on here
>>216253308Depends on what you mean by sperg, really, but I really don't think it's as difficult as people make it out to be. Just use normal pattern recognition to judge what people respond to. I have a tendency to be too friendly and too open with people at first, which can be a huge turn off. I noticed the reactions I would get from other people when I did this and then corrected the behavior. One thing I'd like to add, the "just ask questions and listen" thing doesn't really work with men. Men are really boring and don't like to talk.
I heard bitched with BBLs cant wipe their shitty bundas
>>216253466
>>216253466yeah i like to fuck i got a fuckin problemLOL
>>216253477glow on
>>216253477yeah we should all post our faces and also where we live aha just for a laugh like
In all my years of clubbing in London, this was by far the worst experience. My friend and I travelled over 60 miles, dressed appropriately, sober, and excited for the event at Fold London. But at the gate, we were refused entry without any explanation. When we asked why, the only response was, "You'll get a refund in 48 hours." No conversation, no respect, just dismissal.What made it worse was seeing others behind us being let in without issue. It felt discriminatory, and I can't help but question whether race played a role. We were treated like we didn’t matter, and that’s unacceptable.I wouldn’t recommend this club to anyone who values respect and fair treatment. A truly disappointing and hurtful experience.
Palestine flags in the areaCausing mass hysteria Thoughts getting scarier Things getting scarier now i've got the verse laid I just need the 2003 UK Garage beat to put under it and I'll have a hit on my hands
And give those Irish hoodlums a drink!
>>216253244you'll miss your young looks when you lose them, don't be in a rush to look like a middle aged man
Edward Tudor-Pole was Tenpole Tudor, but Princess Margaret was a ten-cock Windsor
>>216253526even diego gets in at fold
>>216253554You thought you cooked with that one, didn't you lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnqZo03PHY&list=RDqXnqZo03PHY&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnqZo03PHY&list=RDqXnqZo03PHY&start_radio=1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnqZo03PHY&list=RDqXnqZo03PHY&start_radio=1not heard this song in like 2 months after it was everywhere for 2 months>>216253564S C R E A M
>>216253531why do you post this. are you irish diaspora?
No more shines Billy.
The English diaspora, or as they're more commonly known - Americans
imagine diego being let into the club in front of you while you get rejectedoh my goodnesscan you even imagine
Reckon even if I did buy an 8-ball my hands would be too sweaty and shaky for me to chop the fishscale into sniffable lines.
>Hey, Tom Riddle! All dressed up. All grown up and doing the town. Look at this Tommy. Tommy! Oh! Oh! Tommy! Come here!>Hey Albus, how ya doin' Albus?>Get over here, I haven't seen you in 13 fuckin' years. Merlin's Beard. You look terrific.>Watch the wand, watch the wand!>Watch the wand? You little prick, ya. Hey I've known you all my life. Don't go gettin' too big on me now.>Just don't go bustin' my Quidditch balls, Albus, okay?>Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your balls, I'd tell ya to go home and get your snake box.>Now this kid, this kid was great. They used to call him "Snakeshine Tommy." I swear to God. Oh, he'd make your snakes look like fucking mirrors. Excuse my language. He was terrific, he was the best. And he made a lot of money, too. Salut, Tommy!>No more shines, Albus.>What?>I said no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away for a long time, they didn't go up to Hogwarts and tell you. I don't shine snakes any more.>Relax, will ya, for cryin' out... wha-what's got into you? I'm breaking your balls a little bit, that's all. I'm only kidding with you.>Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, y'know, there's a lot of Death Eaters around here.>Tommy, I'm only kidding with you. We're having a party. I mean, I just came home, I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and now you're getting fuckin' fresh. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you.>I'm sorry, too, it's okay, no problem.>Cheers.>Now go home and get your fuckin' snake box.>Motherfucking mudblood! You, you, fucking piece of shit!>Lucius, he bought his fucking robes! That fake old tough guy. You bought your fucking robes, you fake old tough guy. You, you mudblood! Fuck, keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!
>>216253615and australians !!
>>216253615aussies and kiwis desu
practicing my doggy style arch rn So tempted to go bi
just seen jet black coal been posted
r paul dropped another bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FON3OkAlLYw
>>216253625Apt metaphor for the political establishment trying to keep us in competition with our brothers from other mothers and reduce our collective power. . Time to join a union and go on strike /brit/
seasonal affective disorder season
>>216253686no sex appeal, repulsive even
>>216253647I got fat and became high inhibition - when I was a youth I had zero self awareness and it was basically pachinko, eventually a girl would let me stick it in her.
>>216253655Read every single word of this
>>216253625ai
was just thinking about having a wank
>>216253574Congratulations! You've just been Norm'd
>>216253724Why aren't you on the frontlines bro
bro got the justin bieber trim
>>216253693ru paul on the irish disapora games now?
Wonder if any of the regular posters here are also jannies and secretly know all of our IPs and tracksour posts
>>216253752
>>216253741doesn't look older than 17 i'd say
Any overly introspective to their detriment man in?
>>216253752jannies can't see anything all they do is forward reports on to moderators
100% on the side of being clean shaven when possible. Every incel and paki freak has a beard nowadays
trying to find a specific bradley
>>216253741hasn't changed his hair in 20 years, literal man child
i have every mental illness
>>216253752Only admins can see IPs
>>216253746watson is an english name
>>216253775Well moderator then, surely they must be posters to be moderators. I am sure some are British. It deeply worries me.
>>216253787what about the one where you think ghosts are shagging you?
>>216253777>100% on the side of being clean shaven when possiblenonce
Cultivating the ideal of the Cultured Thug.
cvp flowing
a good solid mustache is the way to golike ferdinand foch
Imagine an octopus-dragon thingy that’s so scary that even looking at it will drive you mad.
>>216253724
>>216253773a fellow Sensitive Young Man, I see.
that cultured thugs name? The Kray twins
>>216253805There are only 6 moderators.
is it true that vibrators were invented by doctors to treat hysteria in women
I'm bored and upset so I'll be finishing that back of custard creams off after all 400g custard creams in one evening
>>216253843For /brit/ or all of /int/?
>>216253829which lovecraft novel is this
What does leftypol have to say about this then
>>216253824Moustache and short beard is a good combo. The tsar Nicky look.
>custard creams
>>216253845A Dangerous Method (2011) explains it all Like Kelloggs cereal being invented to control masturbation
>>216253847always find custard creams give me bi thoughts but perhaps that's just one of my own little quirks
>>216253741I had this haircut when I slayed the most pussy (early 2010s)
>>216253860leftypol would say that it's body shaming or some shite. 14 year olds go bald too
>>216253845Sort of but not really. Like the claim that women couldn't have bank accounts until 1993, its one of those talking points that has a kernel of truth but has been warped through retellings and social media
>>216253856lol for the whole site.
>>216253844kekers
Sir Cultured Thug
>>216253864quality of facial hair in general was at its peak in that eramen knew what they were about back then
strawberry jamm2
>>216253881all i remember from that film was where jung was talking to freud about a woman who would masturbate by shitting herself
Fifth Harmony's breakthrough single 'Work from Home' is one of my guilty pleasures. The wank-inducing video, with its hot, steamy men and bunny-hopping songstresses is what really gets me going. No homo.
>>2162539281900-1914 was the peak of Europe.
>>216253845no, that was unironically debunked. a feminist historian basically made the whole thing up, and either made up her sources or misconstrued them
nth for the baddiedem
>>216253928why did these mustaches and beards look effortless in these old photos, but when guys nowadays try to replicate these old styles it always looks tryhard?
>>216253956A common mistake! Russia's Mt Elbrus is actually the tallest peak in Europe
About to have a wank at my desk where I shoot my semen on the shirt I'm currently wearing (I'm wearing a dirty shirt that already needs to go in the hamper)
>>216253965Mental that women can just skip around the world, putting on different cute outfits and survive off it. Of course they have always done the same, but in all eras but the present they at least had to take cock at the end of the day.
>>216253969cause its not in fashion you dingaling
>>216253969to be fair a lot of them were really rich and had man servants whose job it was to shave them every day
baddie demmies mentioned
>always find custard creams give me bi thoughts but perhaps that's just one of my own little quirks
How do I get a Slavic gf?
another day of bastard toil doneone left to go and not back till Sunday
>>216254040Fucking would
>>216254028Temu
>>216254047Oh snap, me too - but I'm back on Monday. Sucker
coming into my fedora
younger brother out shaggingmum downstairs, tv on, with her wine and on face time to her sisterMe, the ugly duckling of the family upstairs in my room alone, virgin, no mates no social skills freak dickhead cunt faggot
>>216254096fedoras are awesome!
>>216254109screamin
mum must've ordered my cock on wish
>>216254109
>>216254109me except i have a sister. why couldn't i be born as the sister?
Dusty Springfield's musky tuppence
>>216254040she photoshop them pics then?
>>216254131ever shag her up the arse?
>>216254131ever shagged her
>>216254155Yeah he’s Jewish so not white at all
>>216253993we're living in gyal's era, it'll stay this way till ww3 >>216254016BIG UP
>>216254155>His father was a Jew whose parents were emigrants from Merkinė in Lithuania
if you have a sister it's impossible for you to develop into an incel freaknot that you shag her obviously but you grew up with a woman around the same age to you
>>216254200>if you have a sister it's impossible for you to develop into an incel freaklmao
>>216254200i have two and look at me
>>216254200I had female friends from an early age - one of whom molested me - and up to puberty, and although I have shagged three women I am currently a sexless incel freak. So it can happen!
>>216254200explain me then. growing around women simply turned me into a beta, inoffensive, boring, safe nice guy
>>216254109:(
the cvp is flowing yeah?
>>216254257Flowing down your wrist when you finally decide to end your pathetic existence, yeah
>>216254261actually loled out loud
>>216254200I have 3 sisters and that made me even worse
>>216254180I live in a neighbourhood that looks just like that.
>>216254200bullshit
>>216254289I promise. Let me find a pic
>>216254284made you worse apart from the fact you're not even remotely an incel freak
>>216254180big up lad
>>216254284ever caught one of them shagging?
>>216254305Uh ok?
>>216254329horrible vagina on that bint, she's very pretty though
irish diaspora at it again
Reading back on pro wrestling and realising how homoerotic it all is. No wonder my family thinks I'm gay
osama bint's garden mentioned
>>216252896Sexy little minx
>>216254329Mental how perfect she is
>>216254386she looks like that little midget fella from that one hilariously misogynistic rally car webbumyou know the one
>>216254386why are they like this? too much iron or something else?
>>216254200Lmao noI have a sister similar in age and I reached 29 as a complete KHV
>>216254410seen her cunt?
>>216254329why does she have a caterpillar body?
The hijacking pilots of these planes weren't adhering to any kind of airline pilot code, were they? I mean, flying into a building of all places. Planes are supposed to fly to airports!
>>216254327Ok I'm volcel tho
>>216254445you keep talking about it so show it
>>216254467because the only black she'll touch is a 'co-coon' haha
>>216254109KTIMTIMKIMKTMKTI
Fucking FREAK you are an absolute fucking FREAK incel fucking CUNT I hate you so much UGLY SEXLESS loser, fuck off fuck off fuck off USELESS FUCKING CUNT, DIE!!!!*camera pans out and the viewer sees Rorke is talking to himself in the mirror*
>>216254496you could easily google soogsx of leaks and see that outside of heavily edited photos she has weird pancake tits that fall to the sides and her body is a 6 at best. her vagina is roast beef.
OH POLLY LOVEOH POLLYTHE ROUT HAS NOW BEGUNAND WE MUST GO A-MARCHINGTO THE BEATING OF THE DRUM
>>216254572
>>216254576lmao imagine seething this much about a yank qt with nice pale thighsno gyally demmies for thee, m'laddo
Who here /on the charge with Zack Polanski/?
>>216252896oooo
>>216254608inshallah brother
>>216254608I will be voting Labour at the next election as my family is a Labour family and we see no reason to change that
just sneezed up some brown
which talisman would you pick from the jackie chan tv show?
touching on my touchscreen
Fucks sake might go
>>216254601i'm seething from disappointment, she looked peng in the photos she posts on ig
>>216254683i only had the red rooster one from the collectible things
whacking a poo, smacking a poo, hacking a poo, jacking a poo
sister passed her driving test 2 weeks ago. everytime she goes out in her car I get proper worried and think she’s gonna die, how normal is this
depressed
>>216254750normal behaviour. i was honestly expecting you to say you were hoping she'd crash, or you were going to smell her knickers, or something equally evil, because we're on /brit/
Austin Powers 4: A View to A Shag
>>216254608I get the feeling that Labour will go for the nuclear option in 2028-2029 and change the voting system to PR
>>216254750ever shagged her
did anyone reply to my post earlier?
Right well don’t all post at once.
>>216254843no it was drab and cringe
You Only Shag Twice
>>216254773Everything will be ok :)
>>216254864ever shagged her?
Live and Let Shag
niggers shitbox? licked it mate
>>216254329Pifff af
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Fire_of_London>from Sunday 2 September to Wednesday 5 September 1666just three days
>>216254864looks like luna love good if she grew up and realised being a pixie dream girl wasn't going to cut in in the real world
It's rainin sideways
The Man With the Golden Member
>>216254975
Importing foreign flags into the thread because of declining brit flags
>>216254914I've been advocating for a university challenge watching for a few weeks now
>>216254683the one that made 50 Jade's
cold can of beans for brekky
>>216255143account needed, no way josé
>>216255143get some gay porn on for us instead
washed my arsehole earlier
>>216255199cor
Oldest piece of tech in my house is the bloody oven.Got it in 2007 if you can believe that.Still bloody going the mad old bitch.
Elliot from Cheadle!
NEW>>216255298>>216255298>>216255298
>>216254801i wonder what it actually feels like to satisfy your own sister. corrrr just thinking about it’s given me a stiffy
Brian from Gateshead is our lad
had a devastating experience in the changing rooms at Next earlierThe extra mirrors gave me an angle of my head that I very rarely see and I realised that the way I style my hair looks fine from the front but looks absolutely retarded from the side (the true side, not the quarter-side view you get when turning your head)
