Comfy EditionOld - >>216257468
What sport or activity would you want to put your kid in? For me it would be some sort of grappling martial art and/or chess
Fucking weebs, man.
>>216259682Probably basketball
>>216259682Lacrosse or some other chad sport
>>216259682Soccer. All the true chads play soccer
>>216259670That just makes me think of bugs coming into the room. A small balcony with a view of the moon is far comfier
>>216259670There was a fucking bat flying around my room earlier
>>216259697flag checks out for a supporter of povertyball
>>216259686Fuck you nigger
>>216259689In the case of canada probably hockey so he could smash pussy
>>216259707Sussu
>>216259713Yea but a lot the time hockey kids turn out to be assholes
>>216259732but that's the kind of men white women like anyways
>>216259686Sexually?
>>216259742WTF? That wasn't my image.
>Arshdeep Bains (born January 9, 2001) is a Canadian professional ice hockey left winger for the Vancouver Canucks of the National Hockey League (NHL).>Bains was born on January 9, 2001 to a Punjabi Canadian Sikh family in Surrey, British Columbia, Canada.[1] His parents immigrated to Canada from Punjab, India, in 1982.[2][3] Bains first learned to skate in Newton, Surrey, and his family later moved to Cloverdale, Surrey. Mogged
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>>216259784We finally found the one indian who is good at sports
>>216259702Eat it and start the next pandemic
>>216259802Would you consider him to be a chad? Would a hot white girl date him?
How do women break phone screens so easily?
>>216259809He can't, he is white
>>216259809Looking up bat soup recipes>>216259810Are you that african-brazilian guy who keeps harrassing me?
cancucks getting mogged by punjabis desu>>216259810He's a tall, decent looking and probably rich hockey player. He slays
>>216259682wrestling, boxing, hockey, football, rugby
>>216259831No I don't know who he is
>>216259827Drunk + they carry their phones in their hands 24/7 instead of using pockets
>>216259832No one knows who any of these guys are
cumbum brosss
>>216259854really? you don't know who Arsedeep bains is?
>>216259682Fencing
If I was in public school for George Floyd year + Gay Pride as the state religion I'd be a creature of pure anger and hatred
Moar like Arsedeep inyomom hahaha
We are all ngmi but that's ok because death is the only constant in life and there's nothing we can doNaked I came from my mother's womb, and naked shall I returnO algo
>>216259888trips of truth
>>216259784lol
>>216259682Historical HEMA
>>216259863Yo
>>216259876and having formative years during the whole SJW and cringe millennial fag era
hapa futurism is Chinese soft power
There are basically 3 theories of the GenZ stare I'm willing to entertain>1) If I was in public school for George Floyd year + Gay Pride as the state religion I'd be a creature of pure anger and hatred>2) If I had my brain blitzed by Youtube starting from birth I'd be barely responsive too>3) It's a function of GenZ being majority nonwhite and majority lowIQ. The guy giving you the "GenZ Stare" has family in Venezuela where a guy looks exactly like him and also just sits around and doesn't react to stimuli. The white GenZ (<30% GenZ) are fine.
>>216259906hows it going?
It's beer o'clock
>>216259917Fine you
One time an obese coworker of mine did like a mildly silly thing, and these 2 hot girls started laughing really cutely, and he did like this little showboating reaction to play into it, then he realized they were laughing at something else and hadn't even noticed him and he made this really horrific look like as if they pulled out a gun on him and walked away really fast
>>216259876You'd be just as gay and nigga lover as any other gullible mutt goyim. Because these events were designed to brainwash goyim, not that they had any brain to begin with. It shows the goy cattle that his herd is supporting something and that he should too, unless he wants to become an outcast. And not even introverted outcasts are safe, they get bombarded with anime and porn to subvert them in a whole new level. Christianity is just a Jewish sect made for goyim by Rabbi Joshua to enslave them to the Jewish cause.
>>216259915it's a fake phenomenon. It's just either psychotic eyes or people who are tiredWhen there are millions of photos floating around the web it's easy to cherry pick a handful to make up just about any theory
I watch a lot of gore and it does make you convinced there is something very different about white peopleIn China and India when someone is crushed by a steamroller people sort of shamble around, mill about, they don't really look concerned or reactWhen white people witness a car accident they instantly begin "performing" the "role" of a "car accident witness" -- running around, asking if people are okay, screaming and crying for womenPerhaps this is the influence of Hollywood?
>>216259951You really woke up and chose to spend your day doing this again
LLMs seem to be getting worse with each update now
>>216259959Thirdies in general do not value life the way firsties do, one poo gets squished there's another +1.5 billion left
Just got my $30 check from the suit against metaThank you Mr. Zuck
>>216259929a okay
>hating women>hating gays>hating jeets>hating blacks>hating jews>hating the left>hating the right>hating zoomers>hating boomers>hating...how hard is it to just be a decent fucking person
>>216259996you gave me the same response
>>216259998>sliding jeets in thereRedditjeet trying to be slick lol
>Download the Upside™ app to get money back from purchases at stores and restaurants you were gonna go to anyway. And we're talking real money, not some gay shit. >Use promo code LeonLush to earn an extra 15% on purchases
Captchas are still fucked up and slow for me
>>216260016you're mindbroken
>>216259962Yeah I was taking a shit so I basically had nothing better to do
>>216260042>Defending jeets for free... without even being oneThis is worse than actually being a poopjeet tbqh
>>216260042Brown knuckles
>>216260054you will never be loved. last reply you're getting.
I've copulated with individuals of both genders
Just got a (you) from some soft handed cuck
>>216259670are zainichis actually common in usa or is that a meme
>Zuttposting isn't breaking throughSAD! The FAILING 4chan is no longer the MEME MACHINE it once was. It is no longer "HOT"
I often like to imagine scenarios where you could show great inventors, pioneers and thinkers the futureShowing Da Vinci or George Cayley the International Space Station or an F-16 Falcon. He'd probably shed tears of joy.
>>216260175The a350 ultra long range is amazing. Twin engine that can do Singapore to NYC
>>216260227
>>216260120Write to your superiors at EIDF that every type of degeneracy is common among the goyim
Zutt
I remember back when I used to smoke weed, this is like ten years ago, I was stoned out of my fucking mind playing video games and the homie came through with hella Taco Bell and we were playing games and eating and it was so good. Then when we finished we were playing for like 30 minutes and I was all "weren't you bringing Taco Bell?" cuz I forgot we'd eaten it, even as I was picking meat filler out of my teeth
so we're back to fuckass retarded captchas with dots above 9,000 letters + slidersgoogle you fucking cunt knock it off.
Adam Sandlers movie suck
>>216259682Music lessons
Eating a roasted head of broccoli and beets with sauteed cabbage
>>216260350read that as roasted a broccoli head and beat him
New eBay haul in. Rate the stack
>>216260350noice
I am a devout Catholic
>can't sleep>get on CS2 just to grief>berate my teammate for being brown and retarded>he gets mad and teamkills me in spawn and it autokicks him>"typical urkelkin lol">get a 14 day suspension
It's sad that I have to defend Muslims against other Christians.
y'all watchin the game?
>>216260451Which one?
>>216260455the big one
drinking milk
j e w
>>216260444meow
>>216260375Trying to make some new friends?
>try to go to a movie thats premiering>popcorn is 15$ so I just turn around and leave>get in a car with seiba who drives me back home >gilgamesh shows up and destroys the car>starts fighting seiba and getting the upper hand>ubw shirou shows up and beats gilgamesh really epicly then disappears>find a bike and seiba sits on the handlebars and we go home>woke up at the right time this morning Based seiba
are you guys watching the world series?
>>216260499I only watch Chicago games so... Probably never again
>>216260376Yeah my gut will be happy
>Peter’s tie!>Peter’s tie!>That’s because Peter’s the guy!!!!
more like the world drearies
Nyarlathotep
>>216259682NothingHe can rot
Would you guys take a one way time portal to 1975?>>216260499No>>216260610The goat. Like him a lot
>>216260626bc or ad
>>216260626>Would you guys take a one way time portal to 1975?Sure why not. It would be interesting to witness history
>>216260499more like the world sleepies
time travelers avoid our time because there are cameras everywhere and it's too difficult to construct a fake identity
>>216260638Ad. You get a free ticket to becoming wealthy by investing in apple but you probably seem like a weirdo to everyone and have to leave the people you know today behind. Probably won't have any legal documents or anything either so it could be hard. There's no paradox stuff so you can tell people youre a time traveller and mess with events but they might put you in the insane asylum.>>216260649Cool. Would you try to intervene in history or no?
>>216260499Why has it gone to 15 innings
should I pay $200 for a flashlight?
>>216260723If you'll use it and you can afford it
LA has just been hit with a 1-megaton thermonuclear bomb. The World Series is over. Everyone's dead.
>>216260731
>>216260731It's still tied 5-5
>>216260731Couldn't have happened to a better guy
Would you swipe right?
>>216260690>Cool. Would you try to intervene in history or no?Depends desu I'm a random dude I'll just come across as a schizo but I'd almost certainly try it.Given the severity of the whole decade I doubt one guy could make a change with the Nam and full blown Cold War
>>216260745Has to be a troll
based boomer
>>216260745do you gen zed faggots really have to censor the word smoking on your baby daycare media?
>>216259998Why am i obligated to love anything beyond my immediate family and friends?that's gay
>>216260436I got a 4 stack of mexicans and called them sudacas lol they were so madNow I've got another 4 stack(4 stacks can't kick their 5th) so I'll find a way to fuck with them now
>>216260746I think nam was ended in 1975It'd probably be easier to be taken seriously if you knew dates of events that things happened on but most people probably dont>>216260829Sounds fun. Think ill play some cs too
Gooned to AI againI could conceivably do this until I am dead. ERP but without the difficulty of finding anyone to do it with. Another part of my life sublimated and automated away
Remember when the left said that January 6th was literally worse than 9/11 then 4 years later it came out that there were actually 274 FBI agents directly involved in it
>>216260760A bunch of old men sitting in a circle arguing about their respective religions sounds kino as fuck.
This new Captcha might be what makes me leave the site for good
>>216260867what ai do you use
>>216260867Might as well get the cum switch installed at this point.
does anything in life matter?
>>216260903Yes
>>216260880>directly involved in itNo it was that they were in the area im pretty sure.
I just threw up(upchucked?) a whole mouthful for some reason
>>216260745I've seen fifty year olds who've aged more gracefully than her
>>216260913Oh yes, just enjoying the scenery I'm sure.
>>216260893spicychat ai, scenario "other team's 3 cheerleaders are offered to you because you won the game"
>>216260907what matters?
If it jiggle when she walk, you listen when she talk
>>216260931Liking commenting subscribing and hitting that bell
>>216260927What's the point of this? Just use like /e/ or /s/ or something dont go so crazy
>>216260931Fat bitches!
>>216260950>Just use /e/ or /s/ nigga
>>216260927
>>216260960extremely based
Skibby dibby skewango
https://youtu.be/4gT63xovuWEhttps://youtu.be/DLh1kDKpMWI
>>216260962
>>216260969shes not fat shes just genetically deformed
>>216260961If you can't enjoy getting off to a pinup you're too gooned out imho
>>216260960>>216260969https://youtu.be/eIri9YLHpOg
>>216260989I am blown the fuck dude I am gone I open /h/ can't get off and get frustrated and open /d/I am skullfucked
>>216260978
>>216260927This is so fucking stupid holy shit. Just swallow some fent you're overthinking it.
>>216261013This nigga skullfucked!!
>>216261013Sorry anon. Sometimes reading full romance mangas or vns and stuff can be good for resetting your libido cause you dont have to masturbate to it and eventually you might start getting aroused more easily. I really like visual novels
>>216260723No, but you should for a fleshlight.
>>216260723what brand and model? in canada they call flashlights torches
Mamdani will be like "I'm going to make it illegal to be white" and mfers will be like HURR LOOK AT HIM EAT WITH HIS HANDS DURR
>>216260723Yes but try to get a deal on it maybe. Cheap flashlights are literally worthless . Get that 6k lumen gray and orange one with an adjustable brightness. You can see down your whole street on a new moon when you're walking at night. One of the best investments you can make if you live somewhere with lots of blackouts. You can stand the light on its handle and it lights up your room like a ceiling bulb
>talking to brother>tells me he thinks my nephew has figured out how to masturbatePoor kid getting a terrible addiction.
I chose the worst possible time to be alive
There's more to life than jacking off
>>216261122Unc
thinking about futa cock *puts hand on chin and squints intellectually* hmmmmmm
>>216260960>>216260969uuuufffffffff
>17th inningGrim
>>216261122I figured out how to masturbate like 6 years before I figured out what ejaculating was so it was incredibly frustrating for a long time
I love Jewish women!!!!!!!!!!
>>216261152JLD is trad
>>216261128tell me about it.
>>216261121>Cheap flashlights are literally worthlessyeah right. $20 chinkshit flashlights are great. $50 gets you premium quality
>>216261143aw, zoomies attention span cant take any more?
>>216261122>he just has to "figure it out"What is his mother doing? Why hasn't she taught him how to pull the foreskin back and fap?
>>216261184You want a good brightness, battery life, and USB and battery backup if there are blackouts for a long time where you live. I used to get 2 week blackouts and got one of those lights from my work and they were really good
I'm increasingly under the impression that life is actually oneself being at war with every single other person on the planet. With any act of cooperation just being an alliance of convenience. Purely transactional.
6 hour sportsball game making Canadians stay up til 3 in the morning lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efBB0D4tf1YThis is DESPICABLE. The last 15 minutes is just Carlson pointing out that Fuentes doesn't have a girlfriend and has never lived with a woman. Just an old boomercon feeding a young 'cel to the DOGS
>>216261218Just become a hero of justice
>>216260903probably
>>216261219Sleep deprived Canadians are easy to take advantage of
One of these days I'm gonna read the books on my shelf
>>216261253Relatable
>>216261223They're both controlled opposition and yeah, that's a valid critique of someone talking about women.You've never had a gf, shut up incel.
only slept for 2 hours don't know if I should try to go back to sleep or stay up
One of these days POW right in the kisser
It's 11:35pm. Time for coffee. No I'm not watching the game.
>>216261278Finger my pussy
goodnight
ayo this nigga ahhhhreadin books
>>216261286Stretch that neovagina
>>216261283Gdp per capital is a Jewish statistic use median ppp or nothing
>>216261317didn't ask + ur tranny
>>216261237There is no justice. We're still living in the world of eat or be eaten. We haven't overcome nature at all. We're just performing the same act in more complex and elaborate ways.
>>216259682Track
>>216261328Who is ur tranny
>>216261328Lol>>216261332If there is no justice then it would still be worth it to fight for a world where ot could exist. If theres no justice theres no point to anything at all, even death
>>216261367no troons allowed
Might hop on the computer and explore cities in Google maps
If I don't get at least one (you) each post I make I'm fucking done and leaving this general I will not further waste my time here screaming into the void
No you for youuu
Gonna update my phone. Be back in like 10-15 mins.
god dammit jays
You guys need to be better seriously
>>216261480
Enjoyed using my sharp knife.
>blow gays
>>216261462Bummer, That was a hell of a war. Freddie Freeman is a bad man.
>Canadian pro sportsHaha
>>216261368Trying to be the better person in this world is like putting your hand on a hot stove and getting burned.
This general is a digital asylum
>>216261541you are free to leave
Just got confirmation that I'm driving momberg to work again
In dire need of some big fat bitch to come bounding along and fumble her J-Cup tits all over huge ugly retarded cock and balls.
So sick and tired of foreigners it’s unreal.
>>216261536https://youtu.be/UTX4hLel-SI?si=9yHE_XW-GC86Khez
If AMERICAN PSYCHO featured a female lead they would just call it NORMAL WOMAN.
>>216261652>he doesnt know about american psycho 2 it was shit but man is she hot
>>>/sp/151653585
>>216261686talk about two teams with zero appeal.
just told my oyster it's the world to me
for me its the 2023 world series :D
>>216261616
>>216261715for me, its 2010
i'm gonna club one of these sleep deprived canadians over the head with a leather sap and knock him out cold. when he wakes up i'll be cuddling him
>>216261757I’m a sleepy lil’ guy, I’m sad about baseball, and I’m in desperate need of cuddles.
>>216261747bruce bochy is the man
No one seems to understand how cruel it is to get people addicted to a welfare system that can’t possibly last mathematically.
Is saying "all of the blue jays team is american except 1 player" the equivalent of saying wrestling is fake?
>>216261786just crops for the harvest
I’ve become a belly button lint guy. I don’t know how so much stuff gets in there.
>>216261795you can't really expect canadians to farm that many pro level players you know there's only like 30million of them and a bunch are jeets who are horrible at all sports
rap isnt all bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNmoV8f87eU
>>216261795No, because it’s not true lol. Wrestling is fake. The Jays have a bunch of players from countries other than USA. Every MLB team has a bunch of players from the Caribbean, Central America, South America, sometimes Asia, etc.
>>216261715It's been so long since I've seen a genuinely well drawn edit that isn't just AI generated ugliness, holy shit #BanGPTNOW
>>216261824https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gczBgNB-p1w
Yeah buddy I hate to break it to you but the last time a sports team's demographics even remotely resembled its hometown was like the 1980s Celtics
>>216261814>>216261834That's not the pointEach team representing any city is literally pointless because the players aren't from that city. Like what's the point of a guy from Los Angeles supporting the dodgers just because their arena is in la? It's just a way for them to passively keep up with the sport and have someone to root for, but they pretend that it really matters
>>216261861larry bird was from indiana, lmao
>>216261861 (Me)Actually I change my mind, this isn't true at all
>>216261866forget it jake, they're sportsball fans
>>216261866You must REALLY hate when France and Britain import african ngubus for the soccer team lmao
>>216261873I said demographics. Larry was Anglo and Kevin McHale was Irish or Scottish and Danny Ainge was Mormon so it's pretty accurate
>>216261866Because they’re the local team and it’s fun. Of all the pointless 4chan arguments I’ve seen, this one is up there lol.
Another weird thing about team sports is how fans will rate players based on how many championships they've won, even though it's entirely possible that a player is a goat while playing for an abysmal team. It's like that goat players legacy gets punished for him being loyal to his bad team, but if he asks to be traded to a good team then fans will lose respect and say he isn't loyal. But either way the weirdest part is that championships would be considered in the first place when comparing individual players >>216261909>Of all the pointless 4chan arguments I’ve seen, this one is up there lol.Lol see you're getting all pissy because I'm ruining your kayfabe
>>216261889Not him but it is also retarded and meaningless. In a globalized deracinated mass of identical, fungible consumers it's completely arbitrary and meaningless who serves on what team.All sports might as well be solely about the athletic ability of the individuals. Team sports should actually just randomize what players serve together on a team.
Stand up against racism
Just matched with an 18 y/o spinner
>>216261994I'm gonna stand up FOR racism!
>>216262017Don't break her heart
Just top fragged cs match and won 13-0Im warming up faster than I expected but man cs is hard
>>216262017break her spirit make her your emotional slave
>>216261923It really is all just for fun. I’m lucky that I get to go to a lot of pro sporting events. We cheer along with our neighbours and have a good time. It isn’t any more complicated than that. Nobody really cares where the athletes are originally from. And as for championships, it depends on the sport. Individuals have a bigger impact on the outcome in basketball than football, for example. But they’re still considered a major accomplishment for pretty obvious reasons. Most of the best players in each respective sport have won at least one championship.
thoughts on history?
my farts are vile today
>>216262061Never really thought about history before
>>216262061worthlesst. history major
>>216262089me neither. just finding out that arabs didn't like blacks and I'm absolutely GUTTED rn
Moot’s new gay captcha takes me 2-3 seconds longer now. Might just retire from this faggy retarded webzone.
>>216262061I don't think. Thoughts are just demons speaking into your head
>>216262101hasn't even asked me to fill in a captcha today
Three days until I'm out of this job.
>>216262101i only get it here, on /sp/ it's normal
How rich are American workers?Very!After accounting for taxes, transfers, cost of living differences and so on, American workers make far more than their counterparts across the OECD.
>>216262122hello fellow /sp/artan
>>216262045Hi Jason be a good boy today ok
>>216262132Hell yeah, America makes 100% money
You can post infographics about how retarded and crime-inclined niggers are until the end of time and it will get you nowhere in an actionable sense, everyone in America already knows it, whether consciously or not. Man lives for pleasure, not progress or beauty. This is universally true, except in this handful of weird instances where a very serious, very smart subgroup gets isolated from the rest of the pack and they start in-group breeding a lot and their intelligence/seriousness skyrockets. This happened in Rhodesia towards the end btw. They tested the IQ of the last generation of Rhodesian white schoolchildren. It was a very small sample size, it actually pisses me off that they didn't do a bigger one, but out of 800 children surveyed, 12 had an IQ above 180. That's 1.5% getting a score that in an average white country, 0.000001% of people would get. Literally a million times more than usualAnyway the point is people love nigger rap and nigger R&B and until that changes we'll never get rid of them no matter how violent they are because we live for pleasure.
We live inside a wizard inside a dream for real
>>216262172You need a black gf
>>216262184She's half italian and I'm pretty sure it's southern Italy.
>>216262136hello uwu
>>216262143Im not jason
>>216262132dang I didn't realize canadians were so poor tho
>>>/r9k/82937886made one
When I see a video of a young black man committing a crime, where you merely see some “chimp frenzy” I see the invisible socioeconomic factors that actually caused it (“wealth inequality”, “micro aggressions”, “food deserts”) floating in the air like lines of code in the matrix
>>216262249Don't forget that overly hot days can affect their mood too chud
I've become fairly cynical towards most people.
>>216262258This is true as well, the heat of the summer exacerbates the socioeconomic factors black people face because many of them simply cannot afford air conditioning that privileged yt pipo can
Momberg is snoring I can't sleep
>>216262262I mustve missed the part where I asked
>>216262276What are you in bed with her?
I’m not into chastity. I need to see that dick swangin’ free.
>>216262277Gave that cynical freak a taste of his own medicine
>>216262303Protecting her from ghosts
clinical cynical pinnacle tentacle identical
Watching the new clinical cynical pinnacle tentacle identical react video
I wanted to fuck Rosanna Pansino so bad until I found out she ruined herself with implants
"I just spoke with The Chief. They call him the Master Chief. Can you believe that? The Commander in Chief talking to the Master Chief. I said, Chief listen they don't like the word Master these days, you could get yourself into some trouble, and you know what he said? Nothing."
>>216262388I’d like to fuck her in that tight red bodysuit
>>216262388she did a show here recently, granny still got it
>>216262408but ur incel??
>>216262388I remember when people didn't mention Christmas till after thanksgiving
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JETpJ2K09dI
>>216262388
>>216262388>>216262408Mariah looked like a generic pop star to me when I was younger, but now I see her as very feminine and beautiful
Why is the thread so active at this time
>>216262467lotsa people got the week off for halloween
I'm just a poe boy
You are fucking Indian saar
>>216262467We are on discord having our Halloween goon sesh
>>216262388Santa Tell Me is better.
Last Christmas is better
>>216262453>when I was younger, but now I see her as very feminine and beautifulwell yeah cause they haven't had any hot women recently apart from Sydney Sweeney I guess got through the jew cracks somehow
Trusted the fart award
check out this cool new apu I found
>>216262545apu looks retarded desu i think they would have euthanized him
>>216262570juden myth
Joe Biden suddenly logging into his official White House Facebook account that they forgot to remove his access from because he never used it, and calling for all his Biden Fanatics to storm the Capitol building and hang Kamala, Trump, and Vance and restore him as rightfully elected president prior to the democrat coup of July 2024
>>216262577only boomers use facebook
I've been hearing a lot of people talk about ridiculous, unscientific beliefs that rightwingers supposedly have, such as chemtrails or young earth, neither of which enjoys much popularityMeanwhile leftists believe in obviously false things like racial equality
>>216262589All modern inventions coming from Europe and North America is purely coincidental
>>216262484I didnt
Poland san, this is not nice desu.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!
>>216262635nobody "gets the week off for halloween"
https://youtu.be/pX20NdttXis?si=WoAJJlimINFM1AH7&t=116
>>216262698dang sounds like you have a shit job anon
>>216262747you're just a neet though you don't have a job
one time my teacher complimented me on my presentation skills and when i said "thank you" i sounded like dracula so everyone laughed at me
>>216262786Me irl
>>216262813
>>216262799did you say it like 'zank you' or how did you sound like dracula
I want to go back to the day I had after school extra help with my hot 10th grade math teacher. when she was crouching next to my desk with her hand on the page I was working on. I think i'd like to just relive that moment over and over in a matrix pod until my body dies.
