UP THE IRA
>>216260124UM x
sticking a tube up my bum and putting the other end to my nose so i can directly smell inside my own colon
*enters brit*
sleepy thread
looking to the sky and enjoy the life
>>216259968>I've been neeting for like 3 years now lmao. Whenever anyone asks me what's going on I don't know what to say. I've been saying I'm still getting over my fiance (never had one)>>216259997>No, I worked with my girlfriend at the time. It actually made me far more miserable. She was physically abusive.So you had a girlfriend. Why exactly do you think you are "downtrodden" or "persecuted" in any sense?From my perspective, you are privileged. You have received romantic interest from a woman.I am nearly 30 years old, and in my entire life, not a single woman has ever expressed even the slightest amount of romantic interest in me. And I've not been a hermit, either. I put myself out there, constantly. I was more socially active than most people during sixth form and university. I still didn't get even one opportunity for a date, and I have never even done so much as kiss a girl.Why exactly do you think you deserve to lord your status over me? My life is worse than your's. So why piss all over me and try to claim otherwise?
fuck my nigger life
>>216260181BORING
then he niggered away(nigger nigger)til the very next day
>>216260145bet it smells like poo
a fart is just the ghost of a poo
not to start mouse-posting but i might just buy some copper-sulfate for an experiment, might have stumbled into a business idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0MEc4a6Gcgsupport bri'ish youtube
>>216260165loving this post
>>216260219what is your idea
going to have a 3 hr nap
um hi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLe65vb_-Jc
>>216260250can’t share i’m afraid, but it has something to do with copper and moss
>>216260165doesn't even make sense
>>216260165tfw you see a pure-hearted post
rorke just accept trans people
need a christian gf who only lets me fuck her in the bum because she wants to preserve her virginity until marriage
>>216260298no ones going to steal it you swedish miron grow up
>>216260257uuuuuufffffff
butt chugging
>>216260340you made a minor spelling mistake
>mfw only doing two "hip-hips" after happy birthday has been sung
what the helly
I'm not fat but whenever I buy a packet of some kind of snack I always end up eating the entire thing in one go no matter how big the packet is. Not very good.
my favourite food is honestly salad drowned in balsamic dressing
>>216260394you gotta take care mate i heard aboriginals get fat pretty easy x
felching
Why is everything so cringe?
rorke's da moment of the day its rorke's da moment of the day:rorke's da: bruh
luv 'em https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLKSutArFnk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WybiA263bw
just looked to the sky and enjoyed my life
eating nigger shit
>>216260538fucking roaring
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>>216260546enjoyed this post
seems like most of the brits who post here are schizos, most of the yanks are pedophiles, and most of the aussies are super racist
sick to death of my horrible bastard nigger life
hate it when i misspell a gimmick name. anyone else? anyone else hate that relatable feel?
i'm the king, NIGGA
been thinking a lot about the best eggs I've ever had but I am prone heavily towards nostalgia so that isn't surprising but it's funny I'm thinking of eggs of all things
me? all three
i am literally black
ain't no stopping us now,we're on the loo,ain't no stopping us now,we've got to poo,ain't no stopping us now,we're on the loo,ain't no stopping us now,we've got to poo
>>216260655oop didn't see you there mate haha
>>216260756*rapes you*
up the ra nige? what where ya thinking
>>216260759*it was a hologram**throws a job application at you*
*rapes me*
the dodgers game is at 16 innings it's 2am lads i want to go to fucking bed
rorke dying of bbcide
let me sleep
me? wanking to videos of lovely chubby women having sex
>>216260993finished, off to bed now de lads
>>216260655nigga
Oh man, there's no coming back from this. Guys? I just, it's it's I mean, what do you even do?
>>216260165what is really
another day another bundle of hair left on my pillow
*Crusty eyelids prise themselves open*Toile hath begunnon
shagging in the bumi'm shagging in the bumwhat a wonderful feeling, i'm spaffing again
Love those Reddit threads where they talk about unorthodox traits they find attractive in men/women, and you click into peoples profiles and 9/10 they're clearly fat/ugly.
>>216261233>>>https://www.reddit.com/r/bald/
>>216261233Brit bro that brutal
The most famous french woman brit zob
>>216261289Brit zob ?
>>216261316Brit bro ?
>>216261327The notion that you could be my brother fills me with disgust
ugh i'm super sick today
>>216261345Ok brit sister
>>216261347?>>216261289>>216261301>>216261287Delusional little cuckold
>>216261349Are you a brit zob
>>216261361Im not brit bro
>>216261375Enjoy todays selection of blacked, you castrated little girl
>>216261375This brit bro
>>216261397rent free
>>216261397You need help brit bro
runtoil for mehope it doesnt rain aha
bro just said "enjoy today's selection of blacked"
>>216261397Brit bro
>>216261442The brit bro lost it.I do not think blacked is still a thing.
alright then
Brit opinion about her conversion ?
>>216261431>runtoilthat what you call your body lotion?
Nearly attempted suicide from the shame of my willy losing it's erection while shagging the missus yesterday, but she called me down for dinner just as I was about to kick away the chair and I couldn't do it
Es bleiben in Raum...
>>216261485same sort of thing happened with my penis once
>>216261485Y-yeah that's cool dude> looks at something else in the distance
>>216261442FROM CANADA TO AMERICANotice the difference brit bro
>>216261492bluds got a tick on his shoulder
>>216261505How to fix?
>>216261510Rita Skeeter innit
Brit is faster than fr
my baby dont mess around because she loves me so and this i know for sure
>>216260165>>216261485The duality of man
>>216261518be a real man
slept like SHITE
>>216260165what i enjoy the most is driving fast
>>216261508kind of reminds me of my oldest internet friend who I met on kik when we were both 14/15, some canadian girl in newfoundland and she was pretty but now she's chubby and constantly smokes weed and shows it on her snapchat story and has facial piercings and plucked thin eyebrows and tattoos, I remember we made a pact back then to go to disneyland flordia together in 2024 or something but when they time came around I didn't want to do it>>216261528no clue what you're saying
>>216261538Sui7
>>216261563
>>216261563well. you looking to the sky and enjoy the drive. fuck it
Sui7 is perfect
>>216261540That not helpful bro
>>216261575ai or otherwise enjoyment ruined by ai existing
>>216261575Can guarantee the driver is a paki
Sui7 moment
>>216261606It's clearly a coked up white tradie. Probably a highway maintenance van
once i drove 200mph down a school road
didnt even get a ticket
>>216261606Literally says his name is rayan in the bottom corner
Quite mad that
>>216261630alri emma watson
I AMTHE GLUM AND LONELYdoo da dooda doo doo doo
sir tammy the tailor
>>216261630no you didn;t
English go home
spent the wee hours of the morning getting gaped by BAMEs
you'd think being tired the night before would make you have a good sleep, but no i had to wake up at 3am and not get back to sleep again so i'll be fucked by 1pm
>>216261643ah yes 4 big poos
sir julius wheezer
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>>216261477very funny mate
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>216261477done him
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
they had a box of poppies at the front desk at work yesterday if it’s still there today it’s getting binned when no one’s looking promise
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
>>216261992>>216261983>>216261966>>216261955saw you posting these yesterday. idiot
its all so tiresome
Lovely YouTube kino
>>216262026Why are green parties always anti nuclear power?
>>216262047White man's guilt
>>216262026mad how fucking retarded they are
>>216262026something really sinister about this bloke. very unlikeable
>>216262008he's been posting these for months at around the same time, it's ziedy
Sir Kingsley Shacklebolt
After a grueling 5-stage interview process, I got the offer! It's for a 2nd Line IT Support Engineer role. This is a massive step up for my career and the pay is a game-changer for my quality of life. So relieved and excited.
>>216261575Tbf if everyone drove how their supposed to drive and not hogging the overtaking lanes this wouldn't happen. Just saying
>>216262071*taps the Early Life section*
>>216262026ffs why can't there be a politician who I 100% agree with on everything
>>216262035get a better mic mate
>>216262118No, a paki going at 120 mph will always hit traffic
>>216262115Happy for you
rum bloke
good morning x
>>216262158a wrong un
love her
>>216262212screming
I see you drivin' 'round town with the girl I loveAnd I'm like, "Forget you" (Ooh, ooh, ooh)I guess the change in my pocket wasn't enoughI'm like, "Forget you and forget her too"
>>216262254shut it you slag
>>216262254I guess she's a zoomerAnd I'm more a boomer
>>216262254legendary tune
have the amerinonces stopped posting?
sing hosannah sing hosannahsing hosannah to the king of kingssing hosannah sing hosannahsing hosannah to the kinggive me joy in my heart keep me praisinggive me joy in my heart i pray
hey niggers
what on earth did he mean by this
>>216262322i just filtered the flag, not like they have anything good to say anyway
>>216262368hallelujah
slurping shit out of a fucking nigger's arsehole
got a bit of a blocked nose
>M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lI29xZUv-ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lI29xZUv-g
bit of a strange thread this morning
bonjour lads where are my fellow englishmen at
>>216262477who are you even quoting
started a new book and the introduction by another author reveals the main plot pointtake the fucking PISS
>>216262487english my arse
>>216262503you've been done mate
heard that half of all shite made, and interactions, on the internet is by bots now
>>216262537Heard you should jump off a roof
Almond croissant & a caramel latte for breakfast today. Feeling extremely French & homosexual. Zesty
>>216262487Where in the UK do you live? Lot of pure Celts in /brit/, that Welsh poster got 100% Welsh which I have never seen before
Brothers breath is absolutely HONKING but it would be awkward if I said anything
>>216262537twitter is something like 70% bots
>>216262503>reading the introductionEven non-fic I never bother, as you say at best it is a summary of what you're about to read anyway, and at worst it's the author self sucking for 20 pages. Best introduction I ever read was in Europe, a History by Norman Davies though saying that - great piece of writing on its own
>>216262473my right nostril is always blocked
the clocks going back have fucked my body clock right up
>>216262631there's probably a bit of poo up there
>>216262601sat next to a beautiful greek girl on a 12 hour flight last week who had stinky breathshe kept trying to talk to me but i couldnt stand her breath stinking up my area
could heem everyone in this thread nae bother
>>216262656go on then
good morning you wretched incel vermin
>>216262631i've always got one nostril blocked but they tend to alternateannoying when it's the left one blocked before i much prefer to snort my drugs with the left
>>216262592lol that’s me
>>216262656
>>216262645Kinda reset me, sleeping 12-8 rather than 1-9 now
>>216262592corr wish I had 100% I live in Liverpool
looool based starmer is closing all the hotels and moving all the illegals to ex army bases in Scotland get fucked Scottish bastards
getting the later train to toilcant be arsedneed christmas here PRONTO
>>216262694we're all fae somewhere x
why does every advert have niggers in it
>>216260111Who is this person?
>>216262694who's gonna want to sleep in beds that wogs have slept in?
*marches through the thread shouting WHO WANTS IT? WHO FOCKIN WANTS IT?*
>>216262718Chadley Walsh
im up, gym done, brew brewing. oh it lush to get stuff done first thing in the morning x
still don’t understand where all the twitter screenshots that crop up on fourchan come fromis it the “people” on reddit who takes them, uploads and then someone reposts them here, or do people on this site go out of their way to find the worst shite imaginable to use as bait?
>>216262702was LITERALLY about to post this
ive been told im unc and chopped
>>216260559>>216260589>>216262477Who
>>216262705Sarah please you can't say that
>>216262718Bradley DeMamp
>>216262718>not knowing who bradders is
That slight whiff of diesel as the line of powdered pleasure disappears up your hungry nostril
been told I'm now officially the "mentor" for the hopeless nigerian at workI wanted to be the mentor for the 23 year old qt that just joined but nah sorry you get the hopeless nigerian
men.wikifeet.com/Bradley_Walsh
>>216262732i'll have some
Doing a poo so big my ring hurts
made a friend over the weekend. It was my 7 year old nephew who wanted me to watch him play Roblox "Brainrot steal" minigame.
>>216262779go back
>>216262700W A G E C U C K
>>216262794WHO SAID THAT
don’t understand half of all /tv/ threads
it really doesn't matter what it is or where it's fromall that matters is getting rid of it
>>216262787Alongside the official manager I manage almost 200 Nigerians, Ghanians, Congolese and Sierra Leonians. Believe me mate, it could be much worse. Was a little bit racist before I got this job, now I see why apartheid had such ardent defenders
uncs dance when the fajitas come out sizzlin'zoomers kill theyself because houses cost a lot fo money
why did elton john sing about missing his wife if hes a poofter
>>216262855Cause you weren't allowed to be a poof back then
>>216262844it doesn't matter what you wearjust as long as you are there
poofterism was invented in the 60st
>>216262855>artist did something nonsensical woah no way
>>216262877True. Greek homosexuality was strongly anti poof
fuck sake every day with this shite
are you fucking kidding me
>Green Party leader Zack Polanski has criticised government plans to build a new generation of nuclear reactors, calling it old technology that is like "creating a fax machine".Yeah much better to spend it on stuff like wind and solar which don't work half the time and are far less efficient
>>216262760why sarah
get rid of itpermanently
Uh
What's the thinking behind a 60s cooldown to report cp?
>>216262907Zack Polanski, real name David Stephen Paulden.Famously claimed he could hypnotise women to make their breasts larger, and charged money to do so.
it boggles the mind
>>216262907He's and all greens are rubbish on nuclear, we need it all. Nuclear is expensive but a good baseline loadWind and solar are cheap but do the top up combined with storage
at toil, you?
there'll be singing, swaying,records playing,and grangling in the street
>>216262855because he was singing bernie taupin's lyrics
>>216262938In bedI will crawl out in 9 minutes to get the toilmachine engaged
>>216262938yh same
>>216262931Not really relevant
english people be like 'alri' instead of hello
>>216262907i don't trust anyone with that surname
glod
>>216262907Can't get over how weak this man's jaw isHe's clearly trying to hide it with that stubble but he's not fooling anyone
>have clean sustainable energy that could supply the nation with little problem uhhh no thanks nuclear is bad have you even heard of chernobyl?
>>216262938sitting at my desk at home (not wfh as i'm neet)
>>216262966>>216262967>>216262972Kid shagger
>>216262938at toil and in my smelly bedroom
>>216262938in my house watching league of legends and farting
>>216262990NOOOOO NUCLEAR MEANS BOMBS I DONT WANT IT
british people be like 'how many pounds?' when buying stuff cause they dont use dollars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8z6et15t0
>cleanYeah literal radioactive waste is famously clean
>>216262990They refuse to learn why the RBMk was a fundamentally soviet and unsafe design vs western reactor designs which are very different.
any hateful, narcissistic, and deeply neurotic man in
>>216263047try /wollongong/
just slingshot nuclear waste into the sun, keeps earth clean and the sun healthy
One in one out system where we bury one barrel of nuclear waste in the country that we take an immigrant from
Put them in military bases. Get them trained
>>216263092Ana Kasparian used to be so fucking beautiful
got my weird little balls out
walls so thin i hear my neighbour blowing her nose
getting all my good posts out before the new
get the poncey new made. dont give a fuck that it's early
>>216263181pipe down
>>216263181that's illegal mate
>>216263153get her pumped
>>216263196>>216263196>>216263196
sucking a macchiato latte
>>216263199she's grotesque
>>216263208looks gay, you are gay
>>216263237it's not true
not a fan of the so called new, will be staying in here until 310
coffee is for everyone
been drinking earl grey recently
you can make stupid unfunny jokes all you want but it won't change anything
