Robert "Mousey" Thompson edition
the new
right, so THIS is mousey
>>216274326>Roles that are highly dependent on knowledge of the low level end of computers yeahHow so?>>216274306>none of which is possible if you don't code.How so?
Love how they are defending the non-coding cybersecurity lady without knowing that cybersecurity is a very technical role that in reality is 90% based on understanding programming languages and low-level architecture. She probably just reads the latest releases on vulnerabilities and emails her account manager.
print("poo smells lmao")
im such a weird fucking freak
>>216271015ummm
me with the prospective gf
>>216274400fucking cor
>>216274387>How so?How so?
>>216274271In fairness I think the government i.e GCHQ employ legit weaponised autismos who do actual top-level stuff like white lads who do mathematics olympiads age 12, get the tap on the shoulder at Oxbridge then spend the rest of their lives quietly working away writing malware to speed up Iranian centrifuges and other insane shit. Then if they step out of line they zip themselves up in a padlocked suitcase in a tragic case of suicide.
>>216274400black men
>>216274331I'm a software developer myself, retard. I've written authentication systems for mid-sized companies and even at my very low skill level I know enough to know you can't be responsible for the most important and technical aspect of software without knowing how to code.
come on lads post some hecking MEMES
Dua Lipa sex
>>216274400too big
>I'm a software developer
>>216274400strewth mate hogan's bloody ghost
helo i have questionwhat if trump runs for vice president, and the whoever republican president wins the next electionand he then says 'i'm resigning'doesn't trump become legally president for a 3rd term?thank
>>216274456oh no you've done me!
>>216274445imagine what he feet smell likeimagine her pits
>>216274464under the current system yes that's what would happenhe has stated that he wouldn't do that though
>>216274456>I'm a software developer
>>216274464DNT NO
Oh it's that fucking larper from the other dayBore off freak
>>216274464The 22nd Amendment forbids anyone from being elected president more than twice, but it’s generally understood (and reinforced by the 12th Amendment) that someone ineligible to be president also can't serve as vice president.
i don't even have a password on my phone
penis? gone.
>I'm a software developer myselfNEEEEERRRDDDD
IMMIGRATION IS SAVING BRITAINPRAISE PENSIONSERVE THE BOOMERS
>>216274527um why is it green then
women
>>216274476
>>216274456ah fuck you did it before me i should have scrolled down>>216274508*me rubbing my belly with a clear outline of your knob and then belching into my balled fist* oh my days! i feel sorry for you anon, your willy could be anywhere by now!
>>216274552wokefish
no way melissa is ready for the barrage of category 5 plantation bbcs she's about to receive
Remember when leftypol was laughing at old people dying in their homes during the winter because they couldn't afford heating?Weird one that guy
nothing to be excited about
>>216274555phwooooar
>>216274421Cyber security consultants don't write the software you utter mong lmao
>>216274579Tales of Xillia remaster lad3 days
sorry cant hear you. got the autism ear protectors on
>>216274609Dont know what that shite is. Sounds woke
dont think i've ever coomed harder lovely british lasshttps://xhamster.com/videos/1-night-stand-7145630
>>216274555loven fat slags, need ozempic banned pronto
consultating a secure cyber
business idea:ozempic for cocks but it grows them
>>216274396kitm
>>216274633>to watch this video you must verify your age
>>216274633Can't access that due to woke
>>216274633not watching it if its interracial
english men belong with american women
the raped
can access that video due to VPN
>>216274652Grozembig®
>>216274686need a yankoid girlfriend
>>216274696Fancy working for me on the advertising team?I reckon together we could do great things
finally locktober ends and we enter the nonstop nut november
>>216274686bro looks like he just removed his shirt from a packet
>>216274633>BBC>BBW>Interracial>Porn for Women>SSBBW>Female Choice>BBC Porn For Women>Interracial Porn for Women
playing halo for the first time and I was looking forward to driving that jeep and turns out it's controlled via the mouse and it's fucking dogshit can't even look around while driving without the car frantically turning I'm really dissapointed
>>216274633:|
Really want to wank
Got a new bird starting at toil on Monday. Her email photo is a far out photo of herself with with what appears to be a runners number on. She is also moving to us from HR.So I'm assuming she is going to be a middle aged fitness fanatic stereotype and not a potential toilfu. I do hope I'm wrong thoughbeit
>>216274780arse
>>216274764this hurricane melissa sounds like my wife, always crashing into jamaica
Anyone else feel sick halfway through eating an omelette?Happens all the time, but doesn't happen with scrambled egg, which is basically just an omelette but all fucked up n that
>>216274813no but every once in a while i eat eggs then shit my guts out 20 minutes later
>>216274800I really hope you get yourself a toilfu lad, it's really quite a lovely experience
>>216274813kind of
>>216274798first thing I noticed was her cross
>BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Blacks Now Threatening To Eat White People If Their SNAP / EBT Benefits End!!!
>>216274780teh butte
nth for the baddiedem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M9C6a1K0nI
my biggest fetish is slowly gaining weight until im too big to move and lose control of my gas and bodily functions
>>216274890and is your smallest fetish where you become anorexic?
cronem
Brit bros?https://x.com/emergenteffects/status/1983198296761126928
>>216274921haha good oneno id never let myself dip under 13 stone
>>216274686what the fuck is she wearing
sir nick fuentes
>>216274921haha
>>216274890Knew a fella who was into this, but as the feeder, and he got done for strangling/raping obese women
>>216274890men who are into that very thing made nikado avocado a multimillionaire and top 1% earner on onlyfans
rubbed my willy a lot and the thing fucking exploded
>>216274938good british representation in a gamesurprised they redesigned her to be black or gay
licky bum bum down
>>216274764Windrush returning to Jamaica
Well that's toil done with for the week - time for five straight days of /brit/, I shan't miss a single post.
>>216274970this will be me when i wank next
Going to physiotherapy for my broken willy restoration therapysee you guys later
SCREAMINGhttps://x.com/kunley_drukpa/status/1983174272366587981
rip sybil fawlty
>>216275016Imagine showing this to Abraham Lincoln
you lot are fucked in the head
didn't need to see that i'm having my dinner soon
>>216274935can't see it
>>216274960would like to do it with a woman but would prefer if she was the dominant feeder
>>216275016nigga fucking his own poo lmao
>>216274938Holodem spotted x
not clicking that but it looks like corpse
All through the dayl me minel me minel me mine
>>216275016She puked at the end
>>216275071I hovered it by accident it looked like someone doing a liquidy poo on someone else
>>216275071It's a video of a negro defecting into a white womans mouth, then fucking her shit filled mouth.
>>216274828Yeah the current one is leaving to another department around Christmas. Sometimes it feels bad as I don't really speak to anyone and am isolated in my area but it is nice having the odd single bird who I might have some sort of chance with and is my type but alas, nothing ever happens unfortunately. Got 2 more new starts coming in a few months probably, hopefully young women.Always nice to have a bit of eye candy about at least
>>216275090Puked poo-vomit on his cock half way down her throat. Thankfully the projectile force was enough to push his cock out of her gob*
>>216275076Minecraft George Harrison be like
do you lads with toilfus ever wank over them in the toil toilets or similar?
>>216275008i knew hitch was a fan of the sticky
>>216275106you keep scaring them off you creep
craving ginger ale
honestly doubt it was a woman
My favourite Beatle probably has to be John lewis
>>216275170cronem clapper
Gonna cost me £8,000 to fix the aftereffects of being morbidly obese for 10 years. Not that much when you think about it.
The Scots have officially turned into soft cunts.Might get my scottish mate some HRT pill for xmas.
vlcsnap vlcsnap vlcsnap
You planned a baby with another womanWhile your missus was at home with your two kidsYes or no?Yes or no!Yes or no...Have you quite finished?
>>216275146crying out low mate
>>216275146Still trying to decide on whichThere’s a few dumpy 25yo chubby 5/10s who I want over because I imagine how saggy and fat their bodies are but they’re not toilfu materialA few MILFs but they’re all quite ghoulish or dumpy lookingOne of the younger girls is never in, the other is the younger sister of a colleague and they look identical and the third doesn’t talk to anyone and has a Kirby profile picture on Whatsapp
>>216275201Skin surgery?how morbidly obese were you?
Indian confidence is something else
>>216275208problem?
>>216275205modern medicine is a wonderful thing
>>216275241Yeah, need stomach/arm/inner thigh skin removal. I was 320lb at 6ft, but I had a really fucked up fat distribution and yo-yo'd for five years so the skins all messed up. Sucks, it's nasty, but what can I do
>>216275103Well this is fucking grim
>>216275106I highly recommend being more sociable with your colleagues lad. I used to be the same as you and it fucking sucked, things are so much better if you're at least somewhat chatty with colleagues
>>216275205Then organised crime groups stopped killing each other since the police would literally solve every single murder, they realised it’s not worth it
>>216275271how'd you get the willpower to stop being a tubster?
>>216275251yeah get mpv instead
>>216275242try building a beautiful, developed, and safe hub in India first lads
>>216275236>the third doesn’t talk to anyone and has a Kirby profile picture on Whatsappcute
>>216275242they can't even stop shitting and polluting their sacred river, it's like if catholics were so low in impulse control that we couldn't stop spraying diarrhoea all over the vatican's walls
>>216275146no because people would probably wonder where I was if I went for a 20 minute wank and they'd also notice the cum smell
>>216275242>Singapore, Guyana, Indonesia, South Africa Anywhere but india
>>216275146No, that is degenerate behaviour lad :/>>216275151Nah I don't speak to any of them, locked away in my own very small section of the building and am an antisocial bastard who doesn't even spend any time in the lunch room for my area. Chances are, if I'm speaking to you at toil, it is purely about toil (doing my job) and I keep small talk to a minimum, due to the autism you see.
>>216275338haha
>>216275338pussies don't even look good
>>216275344>20 minute wankliterally only takes 3/4 to clean the pipes out
>>216275242yes, monaco and switzerland are the first places that come to mind whenever I think of brampton
got sparks on
>>216275338pwnd
>>216275364we get it, you're a faggottell your family not us
this thread aint big enough for the both of us
>>216275364pussies are not like a tasty looking cock are they lad?
>>216275373you're saying you can get hard and reach orgasm in under 5 minutes without any use of porn?
>>216275316She is quite cute tbf, long straight blondy ginger hair with glasses and a pretty face but she doesn’t speak until spoken to and is always aloof when she is talking. Really thin and young looking too I think she’s anorexic so it feels wrong wanking to her. Inscrutable little lady. Always gets told off for being on her phone and either goes on it again when no one is looking or plays with her keys trying to get a reaction it’s quite funny.
>>216275242What confuses me about them the most is that their confidence is unbelievably misplaced. They are utterly reviled by literally everyone
>>216275292Because I am alright looking facially so there was always hope for me, and I was never one of those fat people that just liked a bit extra on my plate, I was/am a depressive binge eater. Took a lot of work but I found mental workarounds - intensely visualising/empathising with my future self post binge. I never enjoyed it, not once did I finish a 5,000kcal food pile and think "Man am I good to be alive, I'm glad I did that!" Focusing on that, I could almost feel that regret/shame/disgust before I binged. Now I just eat two meals a day, no problems.
i can wank in like 2 minutes
that's me dead then
>>216275242They think they can build their own Monaco or Switzerland? How the fuck are they so delusional? It needs to be studied
>>216275416ummm can I get her number?
>>216275401it's barely big enough for you alone you fat cunt
>>216274791Are you retarded? Get a controller, you're not meant to play Halo with a fucking mouse come on it's the definitive console fpsWise up my slavic son and keep playing Halo but do it right
>>216275454>>216275462urrrr wot?
>>216275236>third doesn’t talk to anyone and has a Kirby profile picture on Whatsappask what her fave anime and vidya are
>>216275416sounds like she has the 'tism, might even be a virge
>>216275462screamingdone him
>>216275496botnet had a lil oopsie x
>>216275518She’s polite but won’t talk unless someone else talks to her and I’m not asking her what she thinks about games or anime out of the blue in front of my colleagues>>216275535Definitely both, she’s only early twenties I think but looks 14. If she has had sex my already abysmal faith in women is shattered forever.
l destroyed something beautiful
do you think the pope ever gets annoyed that people are always talking about baseball to himi imagine the being american gimmick gets tiring after a while
my toilfu is from manchester, looks like a young cuter version of shelley duvall and has an adorable laugh
>>216275621my virginous batty yeah
>>216275409yes
>watching a film 20+ years old with dadberg>dadberg every 10 mins "he's dead in real life you know"fuck off fuck off FUCK OFF
why would it upset anyone to think a woman in her 20's had sex
>>216275242>just isolate bronah integrate and show them you're just normal guys like the caribbeans did here while indians stuck to themselves
WATCH THISWATCH ME GO
>>216275621time would have done it regardless me hearty
>>216275674appreciate your dad. he loves you and enjoys watching movies with you and one day he'll be dead too and you'll miss him saying that
>>216275618>and I’m not asking her what she thinks about games or anime out of the blue in front of my colleagueswhy not? it's just some convo
>>216275679because i want to see a woman who is equally as strange as me
would quite like a wank but not sure I deserve it
I miss her
another set of condoms have gone past their use by date without a single one being used. not bothering getting any more
I feel like I'm stuck in making progress in my career because of my limited social skills. It's not something that comes as easy as learning technical skills.
>>216275830go raw
get them in their bedroomsget them keyed(boarded)get them pressing the "go live" button
i want to be a girl so fucking bad
>>216275828shame she did a cheeky 'cide before she did anal on cameraleast theres that degen stuff she did for blacked raw tongue fucking black lads arses
>>216275858chance would be a fine thing
>>216275242Coming 2032: New Monaco, Bradford
>>216275865that was the euology her dad gave at the wake
>>216275828F August Ames>>216275865she's a quadroon
>>216275863Do it babes x
>>216275751Just don’t want to strike up a conversation out of the blue with someone who clearly doesn’t want to be spoken to
>>216275902No too terrified of not passing and being a freak trannyJust sticking to being a good bottom bitch aha x
>>216275891screm
>>216275830not even used one for a posh wank?
>>216274890nothing is stopping you
>>216275917you just send "you look fun to talk to". that starts it off
Entered a YLYL and did not laugh whatsoever.
>>216275785women are strange in other ways, even if she were a virgin it won't be the same as a guy. you'll never find your literal equal because that would be a man in a woman's body which doesn't exist. but you can find a girl whose strangeness is different but complements your own
>>216275917you never know she might light up and if not, no worries you can go along as usual. she won't hold it against you
>you look fun to talk to... ahem...
how long until brits start to celebrate thanksgiving
>>216275984when we get something to be thankful for
So /brit/ is full of men that wank to niggers bumholes being licked by white women, bummed bottoms, paedophiles and a religious sect that worship black men as Gods. Is anyone here fucking normal?
Was chatting earlier with an African lass (Nairobi, apparently) and the whole time all I could think about was that she was dressed like ruby Granger lol big maroon scarf and a wee woolly bonnet and all on. It was so incongruous to her race that it amused me.
>>216275984l have an American gf so already do
>>216275828she had some of the nicest chebs in the biz
>>216275790ai has gone too far
>>216276020I'm just a normal lad
When you think about it life is just an open world gameYou can just do things
>>216275984if you ever move there just host thanksgiving dinner and they'll come in drovesmakes sense to have a bit of fattening up before bonfire night
>>216276073can't quicksave or reset though
>>216275970"..Thanks""...""..."
l now assume if you post a woman you probably want to eat her poo
>>216276073There's the very thin veil called 'civility' and it's legitimately the only thing stopping any from murdering anyone else at any moment. How many cars do you pass per day that could, for any reason at all, decide to swerve into you? How many people do you walk past that could opt to stab you or bash your head in at a moment's notice? It's terrifying that all of this violence and death is held back by an intangible sense of being. The whole world could be GTA Online and it's a miracle that it isn't.
Gonna walk three miles to my barber, and three miles back tomorrow, not because I would mind using one near my house, but because the Kosovan-Albanian that does my hair is such a sound bloke. We talk about history and though he's a bit schizophrenic, he's got a lot of knowledge. He hasn't said so explicitly, but I believe he has national socialist views - he asked what my heritage was and I told him mostly German, and he stops cutting my hair and stares at my face and moves his head side to side getting a good look then says "Aaahhh, you must have good genetics."
rorke fucked up his build and put too many points into smell
not gay but tom daley would get it
>>216276020why are they lined up like that then
gta online huh
*logs into my lunarstorm account*
>>216276196Because like the men in this thread, they are bumloving benders
>>216276197literally what causes someone to be this stupid?
>>216276196never heard of a conga?
>>216276230zoomers think movies are real
might move to 'berg island
Parents are arguing over what’s on the Alexa again. Mum wants Jamiroquai, Dad wants an obscure all-female Swedish prog rock band from 1983 with an double amputee on the drums and a chimp on the bass.
>>216276197What was the play here
>>216276230drugs, psychosis, suicidal, lots of things
evening lads
>>216276197
>>216276197would this hurt a lot i actually dont know
>>216276310no you'd be fine
>Albania's prime minister, Edi Rama, has announced that Diella, the world's first AI minister, is “pregnant with 83 children”.
>>216276310have you ever fallen over? It would be 100 times as painful as that
>>216276340just like my japanese animes
>>216276348never fallen over
>>216276348no never fallen overnever broken a bone, never stubbed a toenever even caught my 'funny bone'
>>216276380might be time to leave the house
>>216276380not possible everyone has stubbed their toe
>>216276380Much pain awaits you my friend. Ahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHA!
>>216276310yeah, severe road rash, head injury, internal injuries. you can honestly be fucked for life from something like that
fucking dead in here tonight
>>216276421
>>216276440me when i sneak into mortuary
bradley walsh gaping bumhole
>>216276310it's the kind of thing that kills or seriously injures you you
had my teagarlicky spaghetti with mushrooms and some left over roasted veg from saturday
grokipedia.com is here, wikisisters, how do we react?
rorke, done again
>>216276545nice yummy winter dishfor me it was fish in gravy and pita bread
SO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>216276558we ain't worried
everyone's had a gape at least once in their life, it's not a big deal
>>216276587>fish>gravyexplain?
>>216276582i fucking love yummy spicy food
>>216276197did he died
>>216276616put gravy on food i dont like so i can stomach it
>>216276582uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum WONDER VARIETY OF RESTURANTS
>>216276639what part of the north are you from
>>216276662kent
>>216276545You a vegetarian lad? I'm not, had a bacon and black pudding roll this morning. I'll be having some butter beans with butter and a veg stock cube with a buldak spicy noodle pot for tea myself.
rorke vs leftypol
>>216276677based buldak enjoyer
>>216276702the classic agp smirk
>>216276440I tried to start a discussion about women at toil but it didn't take off, probably because the place is full of neets
>>216276609why is pissrael like this?
peter bread
grok is the sound when you vomit
>Hurricane Melissa hits Jamaica with violent winds as authorities warn of 'catastrophic' flooding
asked dad if he liked bradley walsh and he said not really
>>216276677vegetarian yeahgot some dry roasted peanuts for pudding
>>216276545Grim
as the nights draw darker, and the temperatures drop, remember the less fortunatebrokenwindowmong is sat in his draughty home, angled away from the broken window so his neighbours dont see him, unable to call a tradesmanfor only five pounds, you can help buy him a blanket, will you donate to the less fortunate?
>>216276765:(
saw unexplained bruising on my leg and thought it was a blood clot but no it's just my leg being a joker
>>216276723They are peng, I actually have a bottle of the standard black sauce and one of the extra hot red sauce. Not had the balls to open the extra hot one thoughbeit. I used to be able to eat one of them on an empty stomach and be fine but now if I do that, I will have a stomachache in the morning and be shitting my spicy guts out not long after. Have realised that if I eat something else before the noodle pot it stops this happening so I can still enjoy
well said
>>216276864Wee bit foetal alcohol syndrome that one
>>216276824I won't give a penny to brokenwindowmong because he deserves it
>>216276864features too small for her face
>>216276864Business idea: every single woman who ever says a positive thing about migrants should be forced to live with one for at least five years
>>216276789Least you're not vegan. Gotta get dat protein son, KP dry roasted lad?
Nuts and beans are complete dogshit sources of protein
>>216276922business idea:women shouldnt be allowed to vote
>>216276922they do it voluntarily x
>>216276824Chortling, poo screaming even. Well played sir.
business idea: fart on migrants
i.4cdn.org/tv/1761673732385998.jpg
>>216276856i tried the 2x spicy ones and could nearly finish them but was not well afterfor me its one of the carbo, tom yum or curry flavour is the right level of heat and flavourthey do dumplings too but never seen them in my chinky supermarket
>>216277020shan't be clicking this one
wotsit sandwich for tea
>>216276951Alri proteinmong?
>>216277045it's a woman with big "chebs" as you paki cumrags call them
this is the part where I get my bum out
>>216277075THE NEW>>216277075
>>216276864why does leftypol STILL believe people starve in this country
>>216276864rorke would rather starve to death an eat a swan
>>216277020mad how women this sexually charged exist and there are men that get to have sex with them
