Okay europoors, this year, we are celebrating thanksgiving. Here's how you do it:>invite all your family>cook a big turkey>make apple pies>watch american football>go to church
Also it's on the 27 of november
I'm going to stay home and make the rest of my family seethe.
poor turkey, what did he do to deserve that? why dont eat a serial killer instead?This says a lot about our society
>go to churchNO
>>216288553>>216288555>>216288624YOU WILL CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING AND BE HAPPY
>>216288503Pass the cranberry sauce :3
>>216288503>nothing mentioned about camping out for Black Friday Sales to stampede people to death to save some money on shit they don't need
>>216288708*orders shit online*
>>216288708I'm poor so I don't care about that>>216288665I will never have an authentic thanksgiving dinner ;_;
>westoids so poor they can afford to eat turkey only once a year>required to give thanks for this
>>216288503don't forget to watch the thanksgiving day parade, maybe you guys should ask lidl to do one
>>216290470well that's just an intentional misinterpretation of the holiday so I don't think we should engage this poster any further
>>216288503I'd try the pumpkin pie, but the turkey is probably done super unevenly and lotta cuts will just be underdone. Giant meat lump in a dilettante's great budget oven, no thanks.
It's not even Halloween yet
>>216288503Turkey is ass. We just make ham and steak. Sometimes salmon too. Turkey is for fat women and garbage genetics losers prone to heart disease.
>>216288649I will be celebrating the Indigenous Peoples Sunrise Ceremony.
>>216290470WRONG. The sales on practice turkeys are starting right now
>>216288708We already do this albeit.
>>216290725I literaly don't know how to celebrate it as a europoor
>>216288553>>216288665>>216290543>>216290725Don't get angry at a vertiginous question... Why turkey, every year? Why not eat bison meat, bighorn sheep meat, mallard/duck meat, or vegetables/fruits – native to the Americas? Isn't that the essence of Thanksgiving Day, besides the getting together?
>>216295354>native to the AmericasWhere do you think our turkies come from?
>>216288503All of american food is filled with processed chemicalsEven their baby foods
>>216288503Don't bring up Thanksgiving now, it's not even Halloween yet. Next year yuropoors will start talking about it in July like retail stores do here.
>>216295415You're indian>>216295437We europeans need a month of preperation when we learn this new holiday
>>216295408>every yearDoesn't it become bland if you don't change the main dish once in a while?
>>216295354Turkey is a part of the mystique around the original Thanksgiving Day, back in pre-colonial times. Whether turkey is what they actually ate, I don't know and no one really cares. At my family Thanksgivings growing up there would be a big ham too.>>216295408retard
What are you guys eating for Christmas this year? My parents and sister will come to my place and I'm gonna cook a goose and also a rabbit stew.
>>216288503I wish we had a big Easter or Christmas like holiday in autumn like Americans do
Which genocide should we be thankful for?
>>216295495Thanksgiving is a single day of the year seperated by 364 days, wtf are you retarded?>Isn't it bland eating a candy bar when you have one every 7 years?^this is how dumb you sound.
>>216295629Fennoswede genocide of Uralic paganism
>>216295601I thought most countries had some kind of harvest feast holiday in autumn
>>216295629>genocide... is badhello plebbit
>>216288503This seems like a rip off of christmas desu
