>FIRST WE KICK DA BALL UP DA FIELD>DEN WE KICK DA BALL DOWN DA FIELD>WE DO DAT FOR AN HOUR TIL A PLAYA KICKS IT INTA DA NET>WHOEVAH SCORES DA MOST GOWLS WINSMillions and millions of turd-worlders and Yuropoors alike are obsessed with this "sport". They watch enraptured as Africans kick a ball into a net every week. Some are even so obsessed that they form actual subcultures around their team of Africans and riot and kill to defend their honor.I pray I never have to leave the borders of this nation, for I would not have my gun tucked on my hip when I'd one of these subhuman creatures when they'd have the audacity to criticize American football culture.
>>216288969You subhuman retarded redneck. You spend 3 hours in front of the TV watching 11 minutes of fat black men making out, you piece of trash.
>>216288969Hating sports is not a personality trait and nobody thinks you're cool or funny for it. It just makes you look like a cringelord nerd redditor.
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>>216288969>American football culture.>"first we watch a state farm ad">"then we watch two rows of fatsos smash into each other for 12 seconds">"then the ref blows his whistle and we watch a nike ad">"then back to fatsos smashing into each other for 11 more seconds">"then we watch the halftime show featuring Taylor Swift and Rhianna">followed by two more state farm ads with a Burger King ad in between, before going back to watching fatsos smash into each other"American Handegg culture, everyone
>>216289005You are an emaciated shit smelling flip-flop wearing spic with rotten teeth living in a shack made of rusty junk metal who's only joy in life is hunching over your tiny analog TV and watching niggers and arabs kick a ball down a lawn.
>>216289008>Hating sports is not a personality traitCorrect, it's an opinion>and nobody thinks you're cool or funny for it.If you like watching professional sports it doesn't matter what you think>It just makes you look like a cringelord nerd redditor.no u
>>216289041What are your hobbies?
>>216289018>Get tired of watching the NFL>Flick the channel>Catch the baseball game>Flick again>Catch the hockey game>Flick again>Catch the NBA game>Flick again>Catch the lacrosse gameYou can't relate.
>>216289081>boreballI'm not going to watch 2 hours of players standing around, followed by 10 minutes of players not swinging properly so they can load the bases, followed by maybe 2 or 3 attempts at homers.>Catch the hockey gameThe puck is too small, I can barely follow it over the tv>NBA gameBasketball is just boring to watch>lacrosseno idea what that is
sports is the reason men aren't out there killing each other for fun take sports away, and all that competitive drive has to flow somewhere
