ww2 propaganda edition
pass me the brush to tar ya
so this is the new huh
the new
what's the message of that propaganda I don't get it
>>216294479americans are rapists
vitamin d3, magnesium and iron down the trap
>>216294479while australians are fighting in new guinea, americans are fucking their womenthere was a whole battle about it
a propaganda's what my neighbour gets when I open my curtains in the morning in the buff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_WEysawp6Q
buzz buzz buzzbuzz in the eardrum
gfberg has always said she doesn't want kids, but she's turning 29 soon, will be interesting to see if she changes her mind
>>216294546don't like this
get the tunes cranked
>>216294563we bit the bullet at 32 and had one a month before she turned 33
sitting on the porcelain thrown
>>216294616don't think you can have a baby every month
>>216294546corr spaff
middle is best?
>>216294616how's that been then? don't think i could handle a sprog because i hate having my sleep disrupted, and cleaning poo
>>216294643waheyabsolutely swimming in babies now, me, can't move for 'em
>>216294662gets way better when they can laugh and thatthe first like 2 months are painful
>>216294658
>>216294643You can if you have 9 wives, as is typical in Bongistan
>>216294661left
i take you to the candy shop
REAL TRAP SHIT
>>216294724yeah get me a bag of those salty swedish licorice yummers
>>216294501kek. They should punish their women instead
>>216294678based
>>216294723Man of Taste>>216294724Take me to the candy shop I'm a vig fat baby googoogaga I just soiled my diapies come clean them up
>>216294733
*puts on a European VPN to visit PornHub*guten tag, meine boobensiten, ein vankensession, silver plate
>>216294765screamin
>>216294723
HAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIREHAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIREHAVE A BABY BY MEBABY BE A MILLIONAIRE
>>216294776that's what the american diet will do to you
can't believe smart beds are a real thing
>>216294857right? my bed's thick as shit and I've been letting it get away with it for years
in 2008 i wrote and performed a song called "fuck niggers" and uploaded it to youtube and it stayed up until 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pf2xAtQUjM
>>216294881care to vocaroo it
>>216294776looks like i made the right decision
>>216294902not particularly, i don't remember most of the lyrics either
>>216294914reckon I could guess two of them
>>216294914fuck niggers was probably one of the lyrics
might just do a wank actually
>>216294957would think this is a tranny if it weren't for those child-bearing hips
>>216294849Where is that from? Jonathan and Van Helsing approaching Dracula castle?
for me? it's 3 eggs on sourdough bread. lush brekky
>>216294979filename you dumb cunt
turns out the text from a number claiming to be my mum, who i haven't spoken to in just under a year, was probably a scam text
>>216295016why don't you speak to your mum, is she a bitch?
>arrive here illegally >get free room and board>say thanks by sexually assaulting a child>serve about two weeks of your sentence >let out by accident >get to go home and skip your punishment The efficiency of the British state, imagine if they'd just done step 6 after step 1
honey nut clusters for me
>>216295046the last sentence is a load of shite
>>216295041She stopped speaking to me because I tried to stop her from stop speaking to my sister
>>216295091BITCH
>>216295046foreigners have been committing crimes here for decades so thats clearly a lie
nth for the gyaldem
mad how good cliff richard is
today I will be claiming lots of free food from mcds
fs jimmy whales is emailing me again
>An 80-year-old Australian woman has been found dead on a Great Barrier Reef island after being left behind by the cruise ship she was travelling on.
>>216295132why do zoomer freaks get tattoos of random shit done just anywhere with no theme, no patternlike a toddler drawing picctures on a wall with crayons
>>216295200sskkrrmm
great now the bradleyposter is going to fucking lose it
>>216295200should have watched more survivor man with bear grylls
>>216295200TBD
Will be putting a coat rack up soonDon't know how to use a drill so I'll be winging it :)
>>216295200grim
>>216295233that shit was faker than lela star's arse
>>216295274mr thorax
I think we need to have a very serious conversation about how porn can make you gay/trans/both.
>>216295288love that episode
>>216295294can it make gays straight?
>>216295202it's called patchwork or ignorant style and yeah it looks shite every normie cunt seems to have them now
gf just told me shes spent a grand on her stupid phone game
>>216295200Australian authorities are investigating after an 80-year-old woman who was left behind on a Great Barrier Reef island by a cruise ship was found dead.The woman had been hiking on Lizard Island, 250 km (155 miles) north of Cairns, with fellow passengers from the Coral Adventurer cruise ship on Saturday but is believed to have broken off from the group to have a rest.The ship left the island around sunset but returned several hours later after the crew realised the woman was missing. A major search operation found the woman's body on Sunday morning.
>>216295325which game?
>>216295294by what mechanism does it make you gay
>>216295325candy crush?
>>216295325Average bloke has probably spent that down the fruities
>>216295282should be fucking illegal
>>216295294it's made me asexual
>>216295346Dark water survival some zombie tower game
now that i've got early onset parkinson's i can get me one of those freaky gfs who is into disabled guys
Christmas cups in Costa, bit fucking early
>>216295370spent it on this bastard thing
Mental how much of a fucking dullard I am. Have a car, money, and my youth, and I do nothing. Nothing interests me, excites me, or has me looking forward to the future.
>>216295428fuck costa
>>216295446you just need a little pep in your step
danke shane
>>216295462That's why I used to take drugs but they started making me hear voices so I had to stop
>>216295488*kisses you on the forehead*
>>216295446ktim except the car money youth part
>>216295294can make YOU gay/trans/both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2tde9ZVcpA
>>216295433mate of mine once got near the jackpot on this and had to do that high or low bit. i told him to go low on 7 as statistically it's right. then an 8 came up and he blamed me.
>>216295549You ruined his life
parents are going out night do a living room wank
>>216295488what drugs was that? did you just go back to normal when you stopped taking them
squad
cutting the wanking right back after last night's fiasco
>>216295433Cannot wrap my head around how these things work they just flash a bunch and then maybe spit out some money
fucking hate having to deal with tradies90% of them are worthless lying cunts and you don't know until they're already in your house and into a job if they're cunts or that rare decent tradie and the decent ones are usually old cunts near retirement
>>216295617and they all drive like arseholes as well
>>216295446Have you ever tried being creative? Music, drawing, painting, wood carving?
it made me laugh when joni mitchell got booed at the isle of wight festival and then she started scolding and whining back at them in her awful voice
>>216295617if I was a tradie id be honest
>>216295663All you have to do to bring in six figures after tax as a trade is get a reputation for not ripping off clients and be punctual and reliable Once a couple of people know you they will recommend you to all their friends
>>216295617That's why you're supposed to go by word of mouth and recommendation.
>>216295663*Were a tradieHypothetical Subjunctive mood
>>216295603off the tranny muck eh?
cigarette cup of teaa bun
eating the gunk in my ears and belly button
>>216295791>go for a poo>toilet bowl filled with bright red blood>blood all over the tissue paperWhat the fuckIs this serious?
>>216295617had one in the other week and he bodged the sink up
>>216295827uhh that didn't happen
>>216295827if it's bright red you're fine, probably just a torn ringpiece or a haemorrhoid
>>216295001Don't speak russian, sorry
>>216295866Just did>>216295886Ok that's what I wanted to hear
>>216295046Ah yes, and here is a perfect display of how the english public is NOT played like a harp.
cor need to stick my willard in there
some mental woman outside singing on the street
coffee is making me piss like a doped up racehorse
>>216295970yeah that happens to me as well dont understand how people can drink so much in one day
>>216295970Alri Vito's arch-nemesis
feeding the runts
>>216295567Cocaine, LSD and weed - never at the same time though. I have stopped hearing voices but my episodic memory is still sub par.>>216295645I write and draw maps, but otherwise no. Never stimulates me either. Reckon I'm runtbrained and soulless
>>216295927Alri Vito
got my new look jumper on
having a food sandwich
>>216296140When was the last time you heard the words "I love you" ?
finna go rorke mode
paige turnah now THAT was a pornstar
>>216296219*sicko mode starts playing*
>>216296250think i saw her in a parody of supernanny called "super fanny"
>>216295970energy drinks do this for me. Used to get a monster ultra if I was running late and tired and it would inevitably irritate my bladder all day.
^_^
>>216296033me in the blue vest
stopped using caffeine ever since i found i could buy modafinil really cheap, just stick 200mg straight up the shitter in the morning and i'm an energetic genius all day
bacall berghorlarch gabble
*releases my bankai*
>>216296302>>216296332do you know thay you can also not do this
Hebrides are the only landscape/geography that is noteworthy in the British isles
>>216296033me as the extra runtish one that comes in last and is too much of a coward to even try
>>216295046Turns out he was actually PAID £500 to leave
Mad how there are yanks out there whose nans were Australians molls
>>216296353Really don't get this guy's deal
>>216296033the chinese people will not do things like this anymore by order of decree
what's your deal bro
>>216296330I shan't be putting things up my arse even if it gives me 250 IQ. Now a 9 incher that'd be another story
>>216296385will you fucking keep it down some of us are trying to 'work' from 'home'
Have you lads given any more thought to gimmick of the year awards on December 13th?>rapelad>rorke/leftypol>get them xxx>big brad>canslad>nonceposting>biomass>poo smells>mallardlad>poo seal>grinching>Irish diaspora>Sir Keir posting>bradders (last years winner)>new trainers/fake self-dox>sinisterbradley>Paper round in Chernobyl>Autumnclue>Kosher salt>Gary's economics zesty ahh thumbnails>Charlie Bighams>Trades posting>me when I...>Black pussy CHANGED Rorke>work clobber beeQuite the list isn't it
Mental how /brit/ quality has declined at the same rate that non-EU immigrants have entered the UKReally makes you think
>>216296516For me its racismlad
>>216296516good morning heathertranny are you going to have another meltdown today?
MENTAL HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS MAD HOW I STILL LUST AFTER HER BECAUSE OF HORSEBOOOTS now there. and it is all out. mad how she is the most beautiful person I have ever seen. sorry but that is true its probably time to settle down, for me. ive already met all of those like the other at this point or by her
>>216296516>neoliberal teeth not listed Kek the runt is gonna be seething
don't like spicy food it doesn't feel nice on my mouth
get the pure satire posted
drinks with the missus
>>216296033The two who got there (blue and light pink) clearly had the right idea from the very start. They both simply fumbled their first times and fell off the very last bit, then struggled to get back up there due to the congestion at the first ramp. That was the main bottleneck. Light pink especially was frustrated as fuck by his mong friends blocking the way, he just kept poking them with his paw at the end.
>>216296647tell her i said hi
>>216296647ugly settle-down girl and faggoted "muh misss" male I hope you die
Waiting at GP for my appointment team
>>216296666alri super satan
>>216296701stop saying "team" you aitistic freak
one hours reprieve from toil
>>216296701what are you getting diagnosed with this time
>>216296516i invented all of these
Fucking hell I need a piss but got my appointment at 12:30
>>216296516these get worse every year and lie half of them (or >50% of the newer ones) are just one person saying it over and over again to himself
>>216296516um
>>216296780and what have you contributed to the general then?
>>216296606sweet and spicy is the way to go. just like me
>>216296804I am the social nucleus of this place
>>216296772not to worry, a full bladder helps with the ultrasound x
>>216296516big fan of heatherlad so i am
>instantly gets defensive about his dogshit spam
>>216296772do you still wee standing up?
>>216296828and what have you contributed to the general then?
fucking miss smoking SO BAD
>>216296516In terms of reliable laughs? >>Black pussy CHANGED RorkeNever fails to make me scream
"and what have you contributed to the general then?" gimmick of the year 2025
how about the shit gimmicks tierlist of how dedicated a mong was to saying the same thing over and over again this year list, we have a discussion about how the general is literally just a couple of people (a captive audience) being forced to put up with one fucking spastic constantly having a meltdown ITT - whenever there is something he doesnt like/when he cant shit up the thread - which is literally all of the time? how about getting that person out so we dont have hourly freakouts from the one most autistic person
>>216296868and what have you contributed to the general then?
>>216296856same the last 2 are the only not-shit ones from this year
who is the evilest /brit/ poster besides mousenonce?
>>216296839thousands of high quality posts with a convivial tone and helpful attitude
I'm worried I may have made a terrible mistake seeing an escort, lads...In a way I feel worse now than I did before. It's like I had a brief glimpse of what things would be like if I had a GF, and I've never had one at 29 as I'm basically still a kissless virgin. I've hardly had anything to eat all day, I don't feel physically ill but I feel numb. I feel like I want to vomit.
>>216296893Whichever namefag spams CP on the daily.
>>216296893mousey is not evilyou're projecting again
Today`sPocket Monsterof the Day Is ..Gastly !!
>>216296893mousey doesn't make top 3:>heathermong>gingernonce>sinister bradley poster
>>216296893noncelad
>>216296907the autistic freak having a freakout on the daily, so he has to one-up himslf and post CP
>>216296913because of halloween is coming?? soon?
>watch the video of the muzzies marching>they are all fat looking retards
Fuck it I’m going to buy some baccy
>>216296893probably me. i tinted my car windows dark so i can wank in peace even in public
>>216296890>[Deleted]
>>216296904I felt exactly like this after I lost my virginity to a free use Chav slut off Tinder at eighteen. Sobbing in the shower trying to wash the scent of her pussy off my knobber. It will pass lad, and no you're not a virgin anymore. Even if you skipped to the end part, you still performed the act - some men can't even get hard you know.
>Sex assault migrant released from prison by mistake was PAID £500 in taxpayers' cash to leave Britain
how about imagine 2026 is the first year we dont have the autistic faggot spamming 13 different gimmicks for less than a 20% response-rate on his posts, with daily freakouts whenever he cant post > 5 posts a minute for 16 hours a day, and instead the general is good instead how about getting that person removed from t he thread perma
And so it begins
>>216296893the singular bradleyposter
he is most of the gimmicks in the thread.
>>216296942That's the reflection on your monitor mate
>>216296935Maybe .. !!
>>216296973>>216296988just remember this when he starts crying and begging (they all do) when he loses this thing. he would deserve to lose this place and the space would benefit having lost him
>>216296909>>216296916>>216296921those guys are all just deranged schizos with bizarre and sick compulsions, mousenonce (while admittedly not a picture of sanity) is genuinely malicious for the sake of it
deary deary DEARY me
Did anyone see they paid that bloke £500 to fuck off?
>>216297035he'll be back, woke demands it
I constantly endure, in order to game Royal Mail's weight/size system to the absolute minimum price to weight ratioI swear these cunts overcharge on parcel boundaries for poor gullible old cunts if you do it in the parcel shop
>>216297029yeah if she really isnt pregnant then the r9k FREAKS that have that mindspace need to get a bullet in the backs of their heads o algo. I mean literally and whatever will make you feel the same, whether they are hanged or shot in the head. they really are evil!
rick beato his dick
>>216297029so it's a benevolent cp spam?
celebrity traitors tonight get in
>Hungarians aren't whiteWhen will the slander end?
>>216297029turn the vpn off now
>>216297051no it's not guilty by reason of insanity cp spam
but im just gonna go do what I was going to do and think about her (not wanking) >>216297035if he really just went around asking people to do muscle poses and feeling their muscles, then he is probably what ROME was like. he is probably ROMV and needed to be studied, or put up in a school (named after himself) to go walk around all day talking as well as muscles stuff
>>216296942The fit ones are all out shagging white birds
/r9k/ are fucked in the head subhumans
PISSING down
>>216297085yeah all none of them
>>216296995>>216297085why did you reply twice lol
>>216297029noincorrect
>>216297035Labour doing all of Reform's work for them lmao
>>216297042>grope a 14 year old girl>get detained for a little while before being let out>waddle around in broad daylight for 48 hours without even knowing you're wanted>detained again>government gives you half a grand and a free flight home, even though you said yourself you wanted to go back to Ethiopia during your trial>arrive in Ethiopia, Ethiopian police don't detain you because they don't care>get to spend £500 (which is probably like £10k in Ethiopia) on your family as a reward for your rapinessany migrant that isn't fondling women against their will is a fucking idiot
you lads are so gay, why don't you just get in a big gay orgy pile already
Depression is back.Feeling a little bit sad
rorke being paid 500 quid by his ma to be persuaded to leave his incel cave
>>216297097They are loved by God
>>216296913cool
>>216296958I didn't get hard. She gave me oral for a bit, I did to her, but I just couldn't get aroused enough for sex. We just talked for a bit. She was very nice so no complaints there.I need to somehow fix my brain so I can get aroused enough for sex and stay aroused. I think watching porn for the last decade hasn't helped.Do you have any advice? Don't know whether to try self-hypnosis or something like that.
>>216297065she's not white
>>216297127cheer up mate :)
>did 50 squats on Monday>legs hurt so much 48 hours later I feel like a 95 year oldwhy do people do this gym thing again?
>>216297085Never not once seen a fit arab, Abdul. They're either morbidly obese or freakishly skinny
>>216297139viagra
Couldn’t imagine being gay like it makes no sense penis is meant to go in vagina for life to be made surely they know this?!?!
>>216297159There are plenty of gymrat arabs here
>>216297156vanity
>>216297129alri jesus
>>216297156because if you don't then eventually all it will take is getting something from a low cupboard to feel like that
IF she isnt pregnant
>>216297156that doesn't happen every time
>>216297151:D
r honorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGHbsPBZc6c
blud paid to sit and chat to an escort for a bit
Women and gays out of authority positions simple as
you should kill yourself, by the way. if your headspace is that then your life is fucked/torture
>>216297211better than being bored, lonely and depressed
which option from the M&S snack counter would YOU bring to a chat with an escort?For me, it's the peanut butter caramel chunkies
>>216297035>Median monthly wage: Approximately $52 USDblud got a years wage to do what he wanted to do in the first place
>>216297244kkkahteem sieg heil!
just ate a chicken legward
might start dressing like george costanza
>>216297239>gay that shows no value for human lifeTypical
bellend absolutely ponging
>>216297277cgaw
went on a school camping trip in year 6 that involved a lot of swimming and i saw my teacher with his shirt off and he had pierced nipples, was lucky i had to switch schools before i got molested by him
>>216297274I do have respect for human life. however, having walked in their shoes for a bit, they should kill themselves for sure. and where their mind is is evil
>>216297285sealed jar in the post my lad
>>216297288Alri sir respect haver
how about it
bullied out of society for a reasonoh but 4chan is "good" now
wisdomtoothstein killing me
>>216297287Went on a school trip to Iceland (country not shop, went to a tarq school) aged 15 and we went to the Blue Lagoon (volcanic hot spring, not chip shop) and got to saw the fit half-japanese geography teacher in her bikini.Also another geography teacher was right into mountaineering and hillwalking and he was absolutely yolked despite being like 50-something years old, the shagger.
today's outfitgoing to visit the gay fella adoption centremight pretend one of them bit me so it gets put down
>>216297156you need to eat more protein and/or vitamin c
r9kfags should go kill themselves (literally) spaincunt (the parasite) would deserve to lose this place
Mental how easy it is to have sex with fat ugly women
>>216297306is the person constantly having meltdowns you?
Children should be raised by wolves
>>216297156the second day is always the worst>>216297373alri ugbugu
>>216297354looking fab mate x
>>216297373Means nothing. I would sooner die a virgin (and will) than shag some fat ugly bird.
>>216297374no. sorry for having an opinion and posting it, and that you are statistically probably r9k or the parasite
Children should be raised by whores
>>216297374mousenonce literally cannot make a post without projecting and calling himself out for something
>>216297156It'd like that the first time and never again
gotta be some decent fat ugly birds about
>>216297413I want to strangle you to death. your life is literally worthless
>>216297391A man can still have enjoyable sex with fat, ugly women rorkeHow do you think you came to be on earth
I live a virtueless life full of misery
>>216297432>>216297432>>216297432
see
>>216297413I should be allowed to murder you
i grew from bacteria in a crisp packet that was thrown out of a car window
>>216297413its a really bizarre aspect of his mental illness. i wonder if its a typical symptom of whatever he has
>>216297306Moving the general to /bant/ would solve a lot of /brit/'s problems. But whenever it's tried, people are too pussy or stubborn to post there, and the shitposters stop their shitposting while they pretend to be normal posters saying they don't want to go to /bant/ because... because they just don't okay???!And then the shitposting comes back and everyone gives them the attention they want by whining about it.
>>216297374>>216297413>>216297468time for you to gorun along nowshoo
>>216297468pretty sure it's just boring off-the-shelf narcissism with a low IQ, actually, he's not exactly creative
>>216297468go kill yourself also you arent a psychologist but why dont you try to go psychomanalyse your shit life and/or mental to improve it a little and not be completely worthless
just had window open for an hour. Let some fresh air in like x
>>216297354THAT IS NOT WHOLESOME, i don't like you as a poster anymore.
