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I don't trust myself around women
real new
beavers are so fucking based love those dam niggas so much
Sydney wins again
>>216319966based beaver thread THIS IS THE ONE
>>216319982Afraid you might slip and your dick might fall out of your pants and before you know it you're raping a girl?Yeah I get it
Beavers work all day because they actually love their job
bober kurwa
my EBT my EBT I just swipe my EBT (swipin') my EBT my EBT I just swipe my EBT swipin' all day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o64Fz-KW1Dk
The hunted
>>216320001damn this bitch looks ancient
>>216320026miserable faggot fuck off
>>216320026new silence of the lambs is looking scary
>dad is going to idaho to celebrate thanksgiving with my stepmom's side of the family>Im toiling on halloween
>>216320046thanksgiving was weeks ago, and only children care about halloween.
>>216320046are you not invited?
>>216319997>>216320003>>216320010canadian bois love their beavers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrbKSY8z6v0
>>216320065
>>216320079love a nice beaver
>>216320001Holy shit
>>216320001grim
>>216320083
>>216320092beaver tail?
>>216320106Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon
would tongue punch Sydney's fartbox
>>216320124WOAH!!!!!!!!
>>216319966W edition
>>216320124this video is proof that women look way better when they smile
Men age way better than women
>>216320149her tits look good too!!!
>>216320155Women youth better than men
>>216320155not necessarily.
>>216320168pic unrelated
>>216320174shut up you queer /cum/ is a GILFlover thread
Doggy doos gonna lose the series.
wish i was munching on some chips
>>216320174
>>216320124Fake tits, dropped
choked on da bong hit
Blue Jays are pwning Trump right now and it's making him seethe.
>>216320205based
>>216320192Are you a woman born after 1994
>>216320218Hunter has fake tits too
>>216320168well i'm huge into twinks. I was a cute twink from 16-26 or so then I started lifting weights and I transformed into a twunk from 26 - 30 (my current age). Once I phase out of twunk I'll just be a hot daddy
>>216320226fake pussy too
more like the WHO jays
>>216320236Hunter spammers have made sure that i know he has a real dick
>>216320219do you suck dicks
>>216320230abhorrent post
Clues by Sam solved in two minutes and five seconds
>>216320236I'm very confused. My whiteness seems to fluctuate. The other day, I went to the library, and everyone was staring at me and being rude. Today, I went to this retail club, and all the cute white girls wanted to talk to me, were smiling, and were nice to me. (I was the only guy there.) I asked them where they thought I was from, and they said American. But then I said I was a foreigner, so they guessed somewhere in France or Eastern Europe, insisting that I was definitely a white European. Then I told them I was a fucking Brazilian, and they didn't believe it. Fuck a fucking duck thank you
The beaver, the moose, such nice animals
I should write romance books and just churn them out on amazon for like .99 I get so many hyper specific ideas that I think that women and booktok bitches would love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_Tj4bJ0VFw
>>216320284your mom has a nice beaver
>>216320290Your mom's beaver looks a little beat up
>>216320290you're AN white european?????????????????
who could be more native to the Americas than the Mestizos and Metis?
>>216320326people who aren't of mixed blood?
>>216320326Europeans are native americans because america wasn't founded before they arrived
>>216320124Holy SHITIF YOU THINK THIS IS UGLY THEN YOU ARE THE GAY
>>216320205Sydney is well known for her stunning naturalsThere are plenty of videos of them jiggling
maple glazed ham is one of the best meats ever
i'm a 36 year old 400+lb neet virgin. i started going to community college 2 years ago to try and turn my life around but all its lead me to do is rack up 20k in student loan debt so far. the only reason i made it 2 years in is because all my classes were online and i just chatgpt'd all my assignments and tests online it's insane they even let me do it. it seems theyre cracking down on it now and a lot of classes are purely in person now with proctored exams so i hit a wall in my csci degree because i loathe studying and can no longe rjust chatgpt everything. so now im stuck in another dead as an old fat fuck loser with a mountain of debt on a degree path that i can no longer finish because ii cant just use AI to do all my work for me anymore
ALL CAKED UP
>>216319994
next level naturals
>>216320352get out of Colombia you dumb worthless guiri also you're wrong, the concept of America was forged by the Spaniard, Portuguese, and their descendants (Mestizos) >>216320330they're mixed blood is the tribes of the Americas and the first Europeans to set foot on the land. Who could be more native?
>>216320442dinosaurs
>>216320387Start building discipline by doing one thing every single day. Then add another thing. And so on. Eventually you will be happily accustomed to hours of self-chosen work a day.
>>216320442I'm Brazilian but everyone here tells me I look yuhruhpeean and i live in wisconsin where everyone is icelandic white fuck a duck thank you
entering the dream zone peace niggas
I always find it annoying that science fiction and fantasy are grouped together, especially when I was younger and read more because I had an autistic dislike of scifi but loved fantasy and at the time amazon and barnes and noble had them as one category and it was very hard to find things, now my attention span is too short to read a book
>>216320473gn /cum/stain, I too am heading for the great abyss now
>>216320492enjoy
>>216320464>just do a thing and then another thingThis doesn't even count as advice
>>216320442America was founded by Britons
I like stories in the real world but have been getting into sci-fi
america was founded by albanians
I don't even bother replying to self-pity posts because they always just lash out in anger if you give them genuine advice.
>>216320511America was founded by white Brazilians
>>216320517Those don't exist
>>216320523America was founded by the fucking icelanders, who the fuck was leaf erickson for 500 bucks motherfucker fuck a duck thank you
>>216320473>>216320492
>>216320286a gay man married to a lesbian but its medieval times and its cozy and quaint
toil in 6 hours
>>216320515Unfortunate for all the poor souls missing out on your life-changing advice
>>216320551wood
>>216320511America was founded by the Spaniard and Portuguese you idiotretarded britons (guiris) and french (gabachos) only immigrated here because they were rivaling with the superior Hispanics and Lusos for control over the world and were insecure the Hispanics and Lusos were mogging them
>>216320561Uh oh
>>216320574why dont you live in a country founded by the spanish or prtuguese
>>216320512How far is reality from sci-fi these days anyway
Do you think i could get EBT bennies? I'm white and i also have a lot of savings, but i want to milk the system
>>216320589as soon as I can kick out all foreigners like you out of Texas and reunify under a National Socialist Catholic Spaniard crown
>>216320574Alright, Pablo
>>216320593Id say pretty far since our tech is not too advanced compared to the novels
>>216320589I'm literally portuguese, german and italian but everyone thinks i am eastern european does it happen to you in your GAY cuntry? thank you
>>216320593woah…
>>216320605My name is fucking germanic
You can tell america wasn't founded by the spanish or the portuguese because it's not an impoverished shithole
>as soon as I can kick out all foreigners like you out of Texas and reunify under a National Socialist Catholic Spaniard crown
people don’t like me
you argument is shit as australia, new zealand, canada, and england are all impoverished shitholes since you like the anglosphere so much then why don't you get out of our superior nations you subhuman
>>216320611>>216320608I'll never be nice again then
>>216320387I can understand the other stuff like being a neet or a virgin cause i'm not much better, but 400lb is ghastlyGo out for a walk or something you tub of lard, jesus
>>216320628I am an unironic blood and soil nationalist my people have been here since the 1400s your people arrived as peasants to toil in the 1600s, we will never be the same
I need -- and deserve -- a warm, living human being to touch my skin and sleep in my bed with me.
>>216320636>australia, new zealand, canada, and england are all impoverished shitholesAccording to this standard, south america is practically hell on earth
>>216320599Claim your black and dress the part
Me people showed up in the 1800's.
>>216320658it is
No one will ever sleep in my bed because I can't stop peeing myself
https://youtu.be/pFS4zYWxzNA?si=N5FJjVD7QBoAaBr0
>>216320658get out of our countries you subhuman untermensch
>I am an unironic blood and soil nationalist>my people have been here since the 1400s>your people arrived as peasants to toil in the 1600s, we will never be the same
>>216319966Capture the woman
>>216320694You're being really weird and cringy right now. Can you just stop?
>>216320672Drink less alcohol
>my people have been here since the 1400s. your people arrived as peasants to toil in the 1600s, we will never be the same
>GPU/RAM/storage prices are skyrocketing because of AIfirst it takes our jobs now it's making PCs unaffordablei fucking hate the AIjew so much it's unreal
Looking back at youtube comments i made two years agoHoly hell I was cringe two years ago. The past me does not deserve to exist
>was
>>216320738You are cringe now.
>>216320738>The past me does not deserve to existHe doesn't
https://youtu.be/-JJAXwAaA2w?si=J3v7975u8VuUQRBM
>>216319966Guns
mushroom burger at 1253am
>>216320744Past me was cringe now I'm perfect and everything I say is objectively correct
>go to outer /int/>same bait threads as last nightdead internet
>>216320751Mushroom mushroom
>>216320711Viva la Mexico
>>216319966Because
Gonna smoke a doobert.
uh oh we have a schizo on the loose
>>216320760Badger badger badger badger
>>216320757if it aint broke
>introduce cute girl and speed run her story then have MC fuck off to meet another girl next volumeHow about you write persistent characters and develop them over the course of the work?
>>216320757I just see the usual evangelical schizo. Just don't reply to his threads.
>>216320783how about you consume real media and not anime garbage
Can non-Texans comprehend this movie?
>>216320783
It's funny because I'm a pathetic loser who will never be happy and I should just fucking kill myself LMAO
>>216320512read out of the silent planet
>>216320793Such as.....? Retarded old books? Woke boomerslop? Everything in the Western canon for example is shit.
>>216320802Kafka was a loser and he wrote some of the world's greatest short storiesLive in the present, or something
>>216320808I read that when I was 15, don't remember much about it.
>>216320818Just be extremely talented theory
>>216320820
I've made several (you) fishing posts tonight that would allow me to more naturally make the post that I wanted to make but you guys have not bit at all, I am really losing my touch
>>216320820read it again
Was arguing with a wagie jeet today at Value Village because he wouldn't give me more than one coupon (I was donating a lot of stuff and I was with my mum so I told him we're both donating) and he wouldn't fucking do it so I told him "you make five dollars an hour why do you care?" and he was like "I've been informed I can't do that" and I said "your boss doesn't give a shit" and he said "I give a shit!" I ended up getting two coupons anyways. Fuck these jeets, man.
>>216320866I hope he fucking dies
>>216320866I hope he gets raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe4EK4HSPkI
>>216320780hey that's uw madison's mascot how the fuck do you know fuck a duck thank you
>>216320866He prob gives them all to his family and friends.
>he doesnt know the badgers from college ballISHYGDDT
>reading isekai>orcs are big green guys that rape women and such>people eat orc meat(and it's delicious and sought after apparently)>MC kills some orcs that were raping women>even talks to a high level one capable of fluent speech>eats him tooThis seems very analogous to cannibalism.
>>216320835he basically wrote as a hobby to share with his friends, and wanted all of his work burned on his deathbed. During his life I want to say only a few of his stories were publishedHe worked a boring desk job, had problems getting women, and a bunch of other issuesSounds like a loser to me
I wish smoking wasn't seen as cool.
>>216320892LolYou said "anal"
It's raining. It seems like it often rains on Halloween
>>216320920such a NIGGER holiday, jason is just gonna have sexxx with his fucking sister all day
>>216320927He is going to have sex with his sister regardless thank you
>>216320866>>216320875elbows up
slavery is pretty hot
My dick and balls are aching strangelyi suspect it's the bluetooth/wifi signals passing through my ball sack, or something
>>216320895What does that have to do with my post
if ur life is bad you can just smoke a shit ton of weed and it seems fine for a bit tbqh
I meant cigarettes
Only two more days at this shit job.
>>216320935At least he is fucking some white pussy
these tacos I ahd are genuinely obliterating my stomach, oh god
>>216320949The point is Kafka's talent was only widely recognized after his death, and in every other way he was kind of a stereotypical loser
Jeets will not replace us.
batman was a chud
>>216321083based
Batman isn't dead
>>216321068Okay then
>>216321083>>216321087I'd kill the joker ngl
>>216321099Batman was retarded for not killing the joker.Rabid dogs need to be put down.It's the same principle for why we should nuke Russia.
>>216320124I need sex
>>216321106we need to nuke germany before fk becomes an unhappy boomer and goes off the deep end and becomes das hiltermanen 2.0!
everybody STFU Im watching anime
have any of you been to Reno?
>>216321128No... But I have been to Des Moines
drinking milk
>>216321128yes, and god willing I'll never visit again
Made one:>>216321131
>>216321128No but I've had gay sex in Albuquerque
>>216321135it was that bad?
mommy I did a bathroom in my pants :(
>>216321142everything in that worthless shithole of a state is bad
*signals my adherence to the in-group ideology*
>>216321163i wish women werent evil
jesus wept
what makes blacks to be like this?they are pretty based when they stop consuming drugs from shitalian and latinx
>>216321181they're not
Eating huevos! Eating los huevitos por favor!
>>216321185stop being like this*
forgot to pull the cardboard from the frozen pizza i put in the oven...
I wish I had a time machine
incredible things are happening in nippon
>>216321169>>216321142i concur with the other anon. Reno is definitely a shitholeThere's cool things in Nevada though like some natural attractions and old mining townsaround Elko for example there's this road that goes into a canyon deep into these snow capped mountains, very pretty
>>216321185Those are Uncle Tom race traitors
The right to rapehttps://i.4cdn.org/int/1761803084407609.jpg
>>216321092if you didn't want to hear me talk about Kafka you shouldn't have youd my original post about kafka stupid leaf kike
>>216321277wow jews are something else
>>216321225She's hot
>>>/ck/21686616made one
>>216321292what is the point of all this
>>216321306taste better, more consistent and faster cooking, better allocation for toppings. In the case of spiraled, it actually rotates itself in the pan while it cooks
>>216321318I just always put them on the grill
>>216321318maybe you should spend less time rating weiners and more time allocating some BITCHES
>>216321324subhuman
If I'm cooking food it's going to be something healthier and tastier than a fucking hotdog.Hotdogs are for baseball games and carnivals
>>216321334>If I'm cooking foodDo you not cook food every day of your life?
>>216321334based basedball connesuier
>>216321183Good anime
does putting hot tap water in my cuppanoodle count as cooking?
anime is one of the most faggoty things
Closing time
0 idea what my future holds for me
>>216321361I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
>>216321282Yeah I guess it's my fault you rattled off a bunch of information I didn't ask for. My bad.
>>216321364Isn't that great?So many exciting possibilities. Your future is yours to hol
>>216321361
>>216321358Hayao Miyazaki movies are legit kino but yeah anime series are garbage
maybe you nerds should watch better anime
Clock strikes twelveMidnight arrives
>>216321378What did he mean by this
>>216321388https://youtu.be/UtCjO5qGETw
how come literally every trannys top 2 interests are anime and video games
>>216321397basedchadmoviemaker
Fun fact: I invented the automatic transmission
>>216321401and crossdressing
>>216321401how come canada cant win a stanley cup?
>>216321407Vomit inducing
She rubbing my breenis
>>216321427my nhl team is american so i dont care but nice try and they've won 3 cups in my lifetime but a canadian team is about to win "america's pastime" of baseball on friday so tune in and enjoy that
>>216321464>my nhl team is american
The world (America included) wants canada to win the world series
>>216321472anime and video games are still tranny faggot hobbies
>>216321479Yeah the map I saw had just California and Nevada supporting the Dodgers. The Jays are a really fun and likeable underdog team.
>>216321492t. ranjeet nghmar>>216321479this, every white man is rooting for the jays this series
>>216321506no everybody just hates the dodgers, probably the 2nd most hated team in baseball behind the stankees (another team they eliminated in the playoffs)
>>2163215064 out of 5 California fanbases hate the dodgers, LA jsut has a huge popualtionI say 4 because I dont think A's fans care about the dodgers since theyre in a different division
>>>/v/724534070Janny just reported me for "flamewar" because I dropped an on-topic TRVKE lmao
extremely stupid Saberposter
>>216321523>video games and anime
>>216321479I want the Dodgers to win since I live next to Los Angeles and I went to one of their games earlier this year so it'd be cool to have seen them in the middle of a dynastyI don't even watch baseball usually
>>216321518Yeah true. One of my friends is from San Diego and truly despises the Dodgers lol.
>I don't even watch baseball usuallyquintessential doyers fan
yes i'm trans. yes i like anime and videogames and coding. yes i actually like them, i'm not trying to be a pickme girl.cope and seethe.
>>216321541I went to a game at Dodger stadium a few years ago and it was really cool. But they can still suck my nutzzz
I went to a sox/stinkees game in the bronx like 3 or so years ago and it was fun. The banter was immaculate and the sox won in extras so there was extra seethe from the crowd
>>216321566did you get to hear a yankees suck chant
>>216321578I was in NY, not boston, you dunce
>>216321401Their only real interest is being a girl, anime and video games are just easy passive hobbies to fill the extra time
>>216321588ive seen yankee suck chants in new york before
>>216321600where? metlife? I mean boston fans would shout it sure but it wouldnt be that audible amongst like 20k pinstripes
heard ur mum was making whale mating noises last night
>>216321590and canadians only interests are losing hockey games and running into meese on the freeway
>>216321623heard your mom was mistaken for a beached whale again
Let's go Steelers *clap clap clapclapclap*
There used to be two Canadian MLB teams but the frenchies probably did some stupid shit and ended up losing their team, the Montreal Expos.
Im still baffled that asian centric hongcouver doesnt have a baseball team
>>216321624And clubbing seals
i'm seething. soon i will begin coping.
>>216321662hongcouver is too poor to support sports teams
Some people are so impossibly ugly and there's only so much they can do to change it
>>216321690Cantpuckssisters....
MLB is gay and you're pozzed if you watch it
>>216321695indans and arabs basically
canadians see adorable snow puppies and get filled with rage and bloodlust
Mario Luigi Balls
>MLB is gay and you're pozzed if you watch it
sportsball is gay and its low iq. its for npc peoples so they dont think about politics and religion.
>>216321705People use this riot as an insult against Canucks fans but I think it was pretty based. Burning cop cars and shit? Kino. Was glad to see Boston beat them though lol.
I feel like fucking someone's mother
>>216321738Nah dawg this shit is kino
I like it when girls wear overalls and striped shirts
>sportsball is gay and its low iq. its for npc peoples so they dont think about politics and religion.
i think we can all agree football is the straightest sport. big thick guys running around in skin tight uniforms..... mmmmmm...... i love being straight
Socialists hate small businesses until they're run by brown people. Then they become free market crusaders who are like "Why do we need so many health inspections?" "Why can't an 8 year old work the register for 12 hours for free?"
Reminder that the Patriots are 6-2 and are so fucking back its unreal
Sports talk is great. If I never read another political take on the internet ever again, that would be ideal.
I sent someone a video and it was hours before I got a response"Cool"
>>216321773how's Tom Brady doing this year
men that avoid politics are inherently feminine. high iq decision making essentially.
>>216321779cool
>>216321780He's already finding ways to cheat as part-owner of the Raiders
He's been replaced with better younger Brady
Sportsball are dumbNFL are blacksMLB are squatsIf you watch sportsball you're a numale and I could beat your ass
shaft COOKED, fr fr
Jason currently seething that we won't talk about trannys and linux
>>216321802He has really impressed this year.
>>216321804shant be regarding the opinions of homosexuals, sorry
I installed cachyos
>>216321809gayson isn't smart enough to use linux
brady is the GOAT simple as
Puked on my weights, time to lift ‘em! Time to open a salad on my dick! Your dick, bitch.
I don't care about tranny or linux, but sportsball is for faggot fairy retards
>>216321841>sportsball is for faggot fairy retardsso it should be right up your alley then
>>216321837Montana*
My GOAT? Alejandro Kirk. He has the peak athletic physique.
>>216321857
>>216321864imagine losing a superbowlLMAO
My GOAT? My mom.
NEW>>216321872NEW>>216321872NEW>>216321872
>>216321858its genuine kino that everyone was laughing at how morbidly obese the jays roster was during ST and here they are possibly about to win the world series
>>216321868
>>216321890
>>216321868imagine only making 4 superbowls
>>2163219031.0 > .70
>>2163219307>4
