terry hall holding the cat
>creating a new whilst we're only on page 4SINCERELY hope Janny doesn't unleash his wrath upon you
dogshitlatenewyanknoedish edish
>>216325969Awkward
Terribly unpopular opinion but I'm not a massive fan of this government xx
>>216325969lol NERD
>>216325983Was at a party once and the foids were talking about dick (shocker) and the chuddie girl threw up when someone talked about sucking a non white dickDunno if it was related but people judged her hard
>>216325969been done there hans
got the radio magica on https://www.oigo.com/magica/radioenvivo/
>>216325983
i'll tell you who does a good paracetamolmorrisons
>>216325993>Need a tent gf
>>216325993very unpopular opinion indeed
>>216326028this is fucking antisemitic
>>216326063No it’s not it was on Instagram
my networthh is pitiful but it's far from 0
mental that the new dutch PM loves cocka big step forward for cocksuckers everywhere
A 57-year-old male caregiver has been arrested for allegedly entering a men's restroom inside the ticket gate area of Hankyu Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station and drinking the urine of a male high school student.The man arrested on October 29th on suspicion of trespassing is a 57-year-old caregiver from Itami City, Hyogo Prefecture.According to police, the man allegedly entered the men's restroom in the concourse inside the ticket gate area of Hankyu Nishinomiya-Kitaguchi Station around 4:30 PM on September 1st of this year.While a male high school student was using the toilet, the man allegedly reached his hand in from the side, scooped up the urine, drank it, and then said "Thank you" before leaving.The high school student called 110 (the Japanese emergency number), and the incident came to light. The man was identified as a suspect based on security camera footage and other evidence.Although the man was actually using the train at the time of the incident and did not illegally enter the ticket gate area, he was arrested on suspicion of trespassing for entering the restroom "without a legitimate reason."During questioning, the man reportedly admitted to the charges and the act of drinking the urine.https://newsdig.tbs.co.jp/articles/-/2259098?display=1
>>216325993Terrible ratio I get better results posting anime tits
it didn't happen but even if it did they deserved it
blud fell in love with a brass because she was nice to him (which he'd paid her for) omds
Simon Cowell (66) plans to leave no assets to his son “I don’t believe in passing down from generation to generation.” His $600 million net worth will go to children's or dog's charities “I’m not too interested in money, but I don’t aim to have some pot of gold for my son. I’ll take what my folks stated… ‘College will be paid for, and then you must start’
>>216326017wat he doign
slurping goth juice (white monster)
absolutely baffling what some of you lot consider worth posting
really think people who drive ford rangers should be executed in horrible painful ways
need to go downstairs for a drink. im parched.
>>216326199Same but my stepdad just turned up so I can’t
>casually admitting to being from a broken homejarring every timebring back shame, I say
rorke status: assassinated
>>216326216Shagging your mum in the family room? Just pop in and cover your eyes
>>216326243leave it on last week's reddit next time
>>216326041yeah she's fit
might do a big wank after work not pulled myself off for nearly two weeks
>>216326308tried to yesterday but i was too high and couldnt and fell asleep
>>216326199
>>216326158he swim :)
https://x.com/RoryStewartUK/status/1983826211647201631rorke has been doneit's over for rorke
Had a dream that Starmer left the government to report on his own corruptionMental
>>216326239my parents divorced when i was 15they are both in ltr with other people nowmy mum remarried (3rd times the charm...) and he is a decent bloke and very rich. he sorted me a free ticket to Oasis. but all my mums money is protected in her will so me and my brothers get the lotdad has never remarried and he has told me he wont because he believes you get one shot at marriage. its just as well because the women he has been with for about 12 years isnt my cup of tea. i reckon he could do better. dad also has a will but it has provisions for the event of death so i hope she dies first.
Sir great replacement
so... there has to be a reason they do this all daywhat is it?
>>216326386who though?
>>216326331i could throw back the lot of that
Friendly reminder that the USA spent 20 years and trillions of dollars to replace the Taliban with..................The TalibanBravo lads, spiffing show!
>>216326386Do you reckon you were the reason they divorced?Must be hard raising a loser NEET son
>>216325993>Egypt doesn't want them>Lebanon doesn't want them>Jordan doesn't want them>we take them LOL
invest in poo
>>216326251Real mature mate
>>216326199I need to head out and get some milk.
>>216326411Mad how the afghan army is housed here now kek
>>216326411genuinely curious what made you come to a thread about British culture and bring up outdated American politics completely unsolicited like thiswhat reaction are you anticipating?
>>216326475Cheers luv
>>216326492gay best friend vibes
ser poo screamer
>watches 4 hours of streamer drama
sir poo sarnie
>>216326495Thought it would make an interesting change from bradley and poo screaming
>>216326399sorry what do you mean?
>>216326492neoliberal mouth
might delete my pepe folderyou don't see them much anymore
>>216326492holy zesteroli
>>216326529neither of those things were even happening>interestingyou fucked that then
Holy fuck it's freezing turn the fucking heating on
doing the ol' scattershot job applications
>>216326533Alright stop because my mouth looks like that
>>216326547What you looking for?
>>216326428i wasnt a neet then. infact they split when i was 15, they finalised the divorce when i was 18. i was working then. and im working now. but mummy does help me out with money. she gave me 500 quid to pay for my car insurance.
>>216326556You've been done mate
>>216326016Holy fuck can you get me her number - what a Evropean Qveen
>>216326561a job mate
>>216326485corr i NEED a big tiddy gf, even if she talks loads of bollocks and films herself while im tryiing to concentrate on the road.
>>216326144Honestly fucking mental - if you're that worried about them silver spooning it, just buy them a decent home, education, maybe money to start a business, then put the rest in a trust that pays dividends so they've got room to manoeuvre
>>216326567Not really not my fault I didn’t choose my mouth
>>216326556done yourself there lad, spectacular own goal
Here cums the sun? those wacky Beatles
Meltdown
>>216326531who asked
In the barbers waiting - little Chinese fella on the hot seat rn. Had the inclination to ask if he was gonna get the Kim cut, but I'm a socially awkward coward you see.
know a brown guy who kills grey squirrels to protect the reds that live near himseems to me like he should be allowed in any ethnostate
Sir Gear Snorter
>>216326629the Kim trim
Good day to my fellow Brits, I hope you have a pleasant day today
>>216326564>mummy does help me out with money.You're what like 30? Fucking hell lad sort your life out>>216326568She is NOT someone you would want to introduce to your friends, imagine rorkes becomes a MtF with zero effort>>216326578Yeah mate, like what?
>>216326617not sure what you mean. the comment section on 4chan is always open. to make a post is an invitation for people to respond.
>>216326492>18Paper round in Mordor?
He's bringing out all the zingers
>>216326596You can do stretching exercises
>>216326671>You're what like 30? Fucking hell lad sort your life out33I didnt ask for money. She just popped it into my account. She loves me.
Working myself up to the "Short back and sides, number two, and about two thirds off the top yeah boss."
biomass girls between the ages of 13 and 16 should be allowed to remain but the rest need to go
>>216326689Not permanent though is it, if you stop it goes back to normal.
>>216326690>She loves me.hey now no one likes a show off
>>216326701Miscegnonce. & where do you think the cronem come from? Brown and black wombs. All that is born from an African womb is doomed, the curse of Ham you see
>>216326705me when I don't see the point of slinky
>>216325995I'll have to think about it. There are a few others that seemed attractive. But the one I saw was the most attractive to me, funnily enough she was Russian too.
Is the health and care worker visa the worst visa every to exist in history?For it's entire existence the number of dependants coming on it was HIGHER than main applicationsIt served to push low IQ, low skilled and low paid Africans into the least diverse parts of the country It was widely and openly abused in a way only comparable to student visasWhoever came up with it must have known this would happen It can't just have been incompetence
Piper: pied
Whenever I load the game my screen starts fucking flickering
>>216326710Well she has never got me a gf, so she doesnt love me as much as indian women love their sons. But money is nice.
>>216326728Which website are you using?
>>216326732Work in this industry and the most mental thing is skilled workers are limited to 60 hours a week, but dependents can work unlimited hours. We have dozens of couples on our books one sponsored, one their dependent, and the dependent is the breadwinner! Make it make fucking sense eh
>>216326732>It can't just have been incompetenceYou underestimate the political class
>>216326783wait you work these nigs over 60 hours a week? your like a modern slaver lol
Holy shit I hate dogs and it's fucking freezing
>>216326732>It served to push low IQ, low skilled and low paid Africans into the least diverse parts of the country Honestly I don't care if people near me are brown or black. I care about whether they are law-abiding, regardless of ethnicity.
I'm fucked if they scrap stamp duty because it's the only thing holding the mrs back from getting us into a 4-bed and having another kidwould much rather be one-and-done and retire in my 50s in the 3-bed
>>216326783>but dependents can work unlimited hours.Surely general working laws kick in though?
>Holy shit I hate dogs and it's fucking freezing
>>216326844You can stop larping now mate
>>216326828much warmer back home in Pakistan, off you pop
>>216326832Yeah fantastic mate good for you, I on the other hand don't want wogs in my neighbourhood
>Yeah fantastic mate good for you, I on the other hand don't want wogs in my neighbourhood
>>216326840*boots that vermin*
>>216326857never startedit's interested me slightly because I'm into fantasy and all that but I just can't get past having to socialise with the kind of creatures who've bit the bullet and do it alreadycannot abide those historical recreation types either
>>216326865Well now I'm going to call you a racist, meaning I win the argument and the moral high ground by default.
>>216326819They work 24 hours a day sometimes, days or nights with us, then the other with a second agency/their primary employer. We all know about it, but have to pretend not to because it is it course illegal and unsafe working practice.>>216326845They sign a waiver mate. They want to work as many hours as they physically can. It is insane
>holding the mrs back from getting us into a 4-bed and having another kid
>>216326882wtf :(
>>216326857Me when my friend turns up to the pub dressed in medieval clothing calling himself Ser Ostworth Lanceman
>>216326906that is pretty bad. no wonder the blacks at my grandads care home are rubbish at their job
>>216326923way better than your usual fare, well donet. me when poster
>>216326935Me when I go to my local for a pub lunch but they have a new chef
>>216326937
Just eating some Neighbours crisps
>>216326937I imagine if you were genuinely the first to come up with that, it was probably quite funnyliterally every iteration since has just been referencing this or another iteration and is massively cringe as a result
the new socio-economic tier list just dropped
>>216326994prefer not to say
>>216326903Racism is low IQ. You should be willing to work with people of any ethnicity as long as they are law-abiding
>>216326978
>>216326863Not from Pakistan, the home I'm staying in is freezing cold and there are four huge dogs walking about who step in their own shit
>>216326994me
>>216327044ok
man who elects to enter a freezing cave full of giant dogs: man I'm cold and there's a lot of dogs in here
bro said elects
had some lovely crumpets. wish id bought a nine pack instead of six
>>216327057I didn't fucking choose to live with the dogs I didn't even know about them until I got here
man who agrees to live in a house full of dogs without ever going in there: fuck there's so many dogs in here
Hmmm I hate dogs, where should I migrate to?
thursday innit
something brown just fell out of my arse
>>216327083Who the fuck has four huge dogs and agrees to house mental patients
>>216327092even australia has pumped out 9 breeds in their short historymad that
seriously when does the emergency alert test endI can't take this much longer
poo smells
/brit/ is a powder keg
Guys a translucent Madcatz PS2 controller just flew over my house and I am fucking scared
bums
>>216327137that's the everything's ok alarm
>>216327137um mate that was 3 months ago
>>216327200insane how ugly he isgod I hate ugly people
>>216327218yeah and my phone has been going off sincewhen does it end ffs
lunch :)
>>216327253Freddie Mercury
having a laugh
>>216326906>They want to work as many hours as they physically can.Why do you let them though? They can't be working efficiently or effectively if they're working that much?>>216326930The blacks at your granddad's care home probably aren't even who they say they areThey swap shifts with complete strangers and just come in on with other people's ID cardsThe reason report about the nurse highlighted this but it happens in literally any industry with a lot of west Africans
headed down gregg's. you lads want anything?
>>216327092i thought new zealand was above australia not below it and so far away, so now i feel very dumbsuper cute map though
>>216327271cant wait to order one of these things so I can finally shag something after work
Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug
>>216327329morning 'ficcy :3
Nobody knows I'm lying
>>216327329quite fond of this micro gimmique
>>216327367still haven't seen the video, get it posted
fucking woke CUNTSAGHHHHH
>>216327388a lot of uk zoomers are wogs tbf
These me when posts always get me crackling and gurgling
>>216327285Na they are who they say they are. I see the same cheeky black faces often.
>>216327388I serve goose because I'm based and trvdOr at least I would if I had a wife and kids and invited people over for dinnerIn reality I'm a vf rotting in my smeggy hmo bedroom
>>216327367Actually mental how unfunny americans generally are
>>216327433ah unlucky
>>2163272922 steak bakes cheers pal
>>216327433>In reality I'm a vf rotting in my smeggy hmo bedroompoo screaming this is me
>>216327388Turkey is already woke for Old Worlders
quick wank
>>216327388that sounds like they're ordering ubereats. they probably have a proper christmas meal with their parents or grandparents
>>216326930Yes, if you get any choice then ask how often they use agency workers - if they do, then try a new one.>>216327285>Why do you let them though?Because care is a cutthroat industry with tiny profit margins, every penny is fought over. My boss doesnt give a shit he just wants his payout, and yes 90% of them are fucking shit mate
Love my Albanian barber. Had a long talk about the state of the country and he was rambling about Indians being gypsies, and that if Jews leave the country will turn into a zoo with "African monkeys" running amok. Some boomer behind me was shaking his hear and tapping his feet on the floor oh my days
>>216327480I'm just pissed because they took every walker role for domiciliary agencies, you need a car now to do domiciliary care
Roommate orderred ubereats yesterday and I was shocked at how much he spends on food. 32 pounds for 2 absolutely insane how do young people do it I don't even spend that much in a whole week
>>216327367chat is this real>>216327388for us yanks it's bog standard to have turkey and ham at thanksgiving and christmas. along with assorted sides ofcand then different families/regions will add stuff on top of that because there are so many immigrants. so we'll have chourico stuffing, clams, calamari, bacalhau, etc since we're portuguese
Mental how someone programmed a bot to make these extremely inane and boring blog posts
sausages for lunch. they've gone in the air friar
>>216327506You work in care? Good on you mate thankless job. Especially as you're white. The shit the Africans get away with astounds me, we've had workers leave their support caked in shit, soaked in piss, drunk on shift, and they just get a stern talking to and do it again!
>>216327388do zoomoids even know how to cook a christmas dinner
rorke is such a such himbo oh my days
HSTikkyTokky ( Harrison Sullivan) is now facing long-term in prison after being wanted by Spanish police for glassing man in the neck in Malaga in August.
the 'f
>>216327559you know the answer to that
>>216327576damn, does she brap with that ass?
>>216327576Spoiler that hog
^_~
>>216327559No. They're switching to pizza or curry so they can get a little brown man on a bike to bring it.
>>216327576I’m such a virgin
>>216327511>I don't even spend that much in a whole weekAre you living exclusively off potatoes and beans?
TWO PLUS TWO IS FOUR
ALBANIA FOREVERKOSOVO FOREVERGREATER ALBANIA SOON
>>216327559plenty do, yes
>>216327630QUICK MATH
>>216327480How on earth is it cheaper to sponsor a visa for a Nigerian than to just pay a local
minus one that's three quick maffs
KEIR PLEASEYOU MUST BE SMOKING ROCKS
Omds
>>216327690well that's me convinced. i'm voting green!
>>216327480na they dont use agency. occasionally they draft workers from other care homes they operate.
tirana and toronto are pronounced the same way
a glib pet adora bad piglet
>>216327711how bout them blue jays mate. think they're gonna do it on friday. screw the todgers!
>>216327690rorke blud wot r u doin?
>>216327690>adapted maga hatyankified runt
>>216327388Sounds sensible, make a curry with sauce from a jar, much quicker and easier than a roast turkey
>>216327751i'm so sick to death of baseball stuff plastered everywhere
my fucking career is done forDONE FOR
Didn't get the manager role lads :(
>>216327896Haha
>>216327646Well actually the reason they sponsor is so they can cut out agency, we charge £25 per hour and the worker makes £12.50 of that. So by sponsoring and having an excess of staff they save untold amounts of money.The issue is now there is a greater demand for care work than supply at least here in London, so countless sponsored workers call us every day saying their sponsor isnt giving them their forty hours and they want to work with us.It is all misallocation, not a lack of resources.>>216327709Thats good then, my mums home is the same - best wishes to your grandad, if you can get a secret camera btw I have one in my mums room its not allowed but fuck it what are they gonna do if they catch you?
just delivered 3 hours of training to 50 people (in person)
>>216327930Meant to write "greater supply than demand" whoopsie
Let me guess, someone stole your manager role
just raped my own arse
just found a poo in my bum
>>216327947wow and you got paid for thati want to be like you
>>216328010alri king louie
>A County Durham teenager has been found guilty of outraging public decency by carrying out a sex act involving a rocking horse in a public play area. >The court heard he 'behaved in an indecent manner' in carrying out the act, which involved a rocking horse and a branch from a nearby tree. Surely the branch up his arse then he's sat on the rocking horse wanking? Branch mind you, not a twig. If anyone can use MS Paint to explain how that could work
>>216327911Still, gonna get a pay rise out of it at least
>>216328033furry?
>>216328010doesnt seem that remarkable. but yeh its a big part of my job.
We’ve got a shrinking birthrate (the lowest since records began) and the government are offering ‘free’ abortions paid for by the taxpayer. What is wrong with them?
>>216328053Doesn't seem like one
>>216328130i havent got a jb
Rorke (1 gcse and half an a level) complaining that Doctor Abu the brain surgeon is stealing his job
hi!!
>>216328132good. this country only needs about 20-30 million.
>>216328136Gay stuff then
>>216328148I will be complaining that Doctor Abu took my job yes if I make it also there s apparently a shortage o physician jobs this year
>The court heard how the rocking horse, owned by Hartlepool Borough Council, had to be professionally cleaned, although an exact price was not given
>>216328148>Iwouldhavebeenalawyeron80kifitwerentforthosebloodydinghies.jpg
Stuffing a rocking horse down my dick hole
>>216328192??
>>216328148leftypol importing 50 trillion indians to plug every hole in the economy instead of uplifting the working class through education and support
>The charge, read out at Teeside Magistrates' Court, stated: "You, in a public place committed an act outraging public decency by behaving in an indecent manner, namely inserting parts of a 'rocking horse' inside yourself whilst masturbating, then pulled a branch off a tree and penetrated yourself."there it is then
look rorke, we got abu-al hilal's six children to school safely and on time and it only cost us economic growth and prosperity, just get over it - you want them to WALK?
>>216328148gcse in PE no less
then lifting black people up through education and support (that they dont want)
>the govt regards anyone making over £46k as rich and in need of paying more taxjust insanity really, americans would absolutely piss their pants, we are not on the same plane of prosperity at all anymore, just first world and a half
>>216328132the government doesn't trust births because they're still mostly white
watching dawaii scarlets tits jiggle around in a swimsuit
dadberg and unclestein accidentally suggesting borderline illegal ideas after I bring up dating advice.Fucking boomers don’t understand how much society has changed since their youth
>>216328132what happened to "don't have kids if you can't afford them"?
>>216327599this is me when i found out the friendly cashier i'd fallen in love with actually has a bf
>>216328132>abort the native population >replace them with Africans
do women have so9me sort of thing where they lockdown their whole social media to stop people from cyber stalking them?wanna wank to her pictures like, which is perfectly normal and healthy and will not escalate to rape
>>216328247anti-natalist faggotry
abortions fall under public health, all of which should be taxpayer-funded in a civilised country
>>216328214Screeeaaaaming
>>216328248Standing one urinal down from the next person pissing and being scared to shit in public are signs of low testosterone
>>216328286the vast majority of abortions are done for no medical reason whatsoever
>>216328248use the stalls, me
now theyre on to abortions
>>216328307I just have a small dick, it’s even smaller when it’s been packed in my pants all day
>they (plural)
We should be allowed to abort mongs for medical reasons
>>216328352like being french lol
experts say that this is what the world will look like after another 20 years of global warming
>>216328248if i could reach the sink i'd use that instead
*Covertly enters the thread*
malaysian zester on the prowl…..
>>216328373lmao
>>216328375hey fucker leave the dogs alone!!
>>216328248It's involuntary, from my school days where any moment of weakness was pounced upon. Taking a shit? Out of the question. Having a piss? Prepare to have your arse kicked from behind. Had to keep the stream at 50% power and have your head on a fucking swivel.Can tell that blokes like this didn't grow up in masculinity dominant environments, probably a cosy comfy school - can't fault them
thought I had a really good class rep yesterday but it actually has lower speed somehow (1160 speed) and even though it has much better other stats it is lower rating than the other class rep
>>216328373money grubbing whore done herself
>>216328373women
>>216328419FOMYEG
and I need 140 more stanima before next inspiration to roll for 3* stamina (have 600 speed) on the swinging maelstrom account (the horse has professor of curvature on this one)
>>216328455FOMYEG
just beat silence sauka in the kinko sho :) got to beat her in the vs. legends next so hopefully this affinity helps (lorewise)...
>>216328455you need a job
>>216328373she’s probably on Vivastreet now
>>216328373The delusion is palpable - if the judge determines that £125 is enough, it means she has enough income to cope, they don't just do that arbitrarily. So what she actually means is, she's going to have to sacrifice on getting her nails done, and lashes glued, and focus on her children
how to lnot lose every PvP race even though it put m ein class 2 on day 1: get firm conditions on most runs for white spark and maybe rainy but I am not aiming to spam whites on this account (I want slicing maelstrom)
>>216328483how so
women eh what are they like
>>216328483he's PIP chad
got 2x 3* stamina on this run (+92 stamina)
not clicking that shit
people are such scum it's unreal, hate seeing scum and their little demon spawn out and about, you just know they've hatched something into this world that will have no positive contribution and likely a negative
In bed. Snoozing.
Hope the white Englishman that was after me at the barbers didn't record mine and the Albanians conversation. If he did I expect a police visit soon. Say what you will about BAME freaks, they don't snitch, whites will smile to your face then tattle
office chair. brapping.
parasite spam/flooding cause hes mad
>>216328550know exactly how you feelreckon the elites are onto something with their depopulation schemes sometimes
piss take this isabsolute piss take
it's raining and it's going to rain on halloween night. that sucks
adn corner recovery O
>>216328614>390kcalThat has to be wrong lol. Fatties seeing this and ordering six boxes
everyone has the Canada flag filtered because of the parasaite... he did it because he is jealous that I love Canada (he got people to filter him because he is such a dogshit poster)
Honestly what happened in Uxbridge the other day is one of the very worst things I've seen in this country. A nice bloke like that who has worked all his life to improve his community stabbed to death by a piece of shit demon who came here illegally, got state protection, and reciprocated this by slaying an innocent man out of nowhere. Society lost a good person because it protected a shit one and there's too much of it happening. I'm fucking fed up of it and only absolute deniers or cowards won't call it at this stage. It's not the 'price' of being a free and fair country it's the price of allowing people to take advantage of the fact we are a free and fair country. We can defend that by being robust and not a limp and feeble society that simply allows people to be slain in the streets by those we foolishly welcome.
nederdraad has a possible dox image of ziedbelg as their OP
does JF apply primarily to first worlders or all foreigners?when I say JF I tend to think of a vile Frenchman or German, not some subsaharan troglodyte
>>216328655FOMYEG
>>216328657We were warned, & now we reap what we sowed.
and medium corners O (acceleration) 860 speed only 487 stamina because I took all those +50 speeds483 power 344 guts 285 wit
>>216328693FOMYEG
>>216328702>>216328702
and 1st pace in the arima kinen
>>216328657i don't even think it made the news here. it's sad. the synagogue stabbing was this past month too and it's already forgotten
OK its over thats the end of the game idk where the stat turns went
>>216328732FOMYEG
