Espresso edish
>>216337980forren muck
rorke grooming his wifes son as trans so he can fuck her
No I'm not buying that being the reason
+89 stamina cap horse: ty
Why are cans so loud to openDon't want mumberg to hear me drinking because she'll get angry with me
car runts: in their little wagecages beeping their horn stuck in traffic for 3 hours after work starving for food and crying their eyes out with nothing but radio 1 on to cheer them upthe chad walker strolls out of work at 5pm and gets exercise, fresh air, comes home in 20 minutes. I've already had two wanks and a shower and dinner by now hahahahahahahaha pic related its me and my bitch
'lri
>>216338013digital id will reduce congestion
>>216337980
>>216338036hi berg
brb taking my (at start of game) 141 speed 177 staming 111 power uma cap horse to toilet with me
>>216338036christ de berg
>>216338017get her fucked off
get her head fucked straight off
digital id will save thousands of lives
>>216338055horse game counts as avatar/signature use
this Chinese scammer bint really wants to jump on my dick
yo0 q uestions about christanit yhit em up my way and i'll get em answered for yah haha
>>216337841Well she didn't really have one.We started off by kissing, she gave me oral but I couldn't get hard.I asked if she wanted me to give her oral and she said yes. I did it for a bit.She didn't seem shocked or anything if that's what you mean. I didn't give her oral long enough for her to orgasm
digital id will make wanking safer
sim city 2000 had 10 types of disasters that could seriously damage or destroy your citythey were:>fire>earthquake >riot>flood >air crash>tornado>UFO>open borders >monster>nuclear meltdown
>>216337879
>>216338110get he arse shagged
Watching Scream (1996)
David Metz of the UCL Centre for Transport Studies said car buyers saw the cost of travelling in their new vehicle as minimal compared to the cost of public transport"The other feature of car ownership - and nationally the figure is 75 per cent of households are car-owning one or more cars - is that you've committed to pay the purchase costs, the insurance, the servicing, the vehicle excise duty. So the running costs for fuel, mainly, are relatively modest, compared with paying the total cost of a trip on public transport.no fucking shit
hello good noon
>>216338162screaming
Noticing a lot of "extraction hoods" in kitchens don't fucking extract anything they just move the air two feet towards the ceiling. No exhaust. lol
>>216336487There is no evidence of God. You might as well believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
>>216338017place your other thumb over the hole, helps to seal some of the noise
216338183hat
digital id's will make britain a white ethnostate
I'm like a fat powerless Homelander
>Claire Sheffield, Director of Transport Planning at Arup, added: "Using the car is still the rational choice for a lot of people. Even with innovations like the super loop, orbital travel is still more difficult - that is incredibly difficult to supply for in any other way than the car."INNOVATIONS
>>216338183faithless fool
>>216338042commendatori
>>216338181How was Honiton?
>>216338216ah shit spaki is inventing arguments again
To claim something is created out of nothing or to posit souls that are created and have a beginning but no end is the contrived thought of Israel that Europe wants to vomit out
>>21633813211 was biomass
>>216338183disingenuous as God is unknowable so we'll never have evidence by his nature
>>216338213>>216338169Take it to /n/, retard
>>216338216me when insomnia is playing and someone asks what band it is
>>216338106YWNBAJ btw
>The number of SUVs has increased tenfold in London in 20 years from about 80,000 SUVs in 2002 to 800,000 SUVs in 2023. Mr Metz said: "Feel good factors are underestimated except by the car manufacturers and their marketing departments who no doubt research this. I mean, one of the phenomena of recent years has been the great growth of SUVs, large, heavy, expensive vehicles.
>>216338183and there is not a single piece of evidence that sub-saharan africans are as intelligent as human beings, and yet you believe it, which makes you more retarded than a flat earther, wouldn't you say?
nth for the gyaldem
de lads
>>216338216Why should I have faith in something for which there is no evidence. I might as well have faith in the Loch Ness Monster>>216338254If God is unknowable then it definitely wouldn't make sense to pray to him. You'd be praying to something that may not exist at all - the existence of which we can never determine.
I don't want to go to toil tomorrow
every driver i see on the roads at rush hour look absolutely fucking miserable. Old hags and gypseys in vans and karens in their hideous new electric range rovers. All so sad and depressed faces. Is it even worth it? What are you paying for again? The privilege of having your own transport? ooooo you're special arent you oooo look at me i have a radio in my car im special oooo look at me i pay out of my arse every month just to travel to work AND pay taxes for public transport i dont use
>>216338291I key every one of these when I walk past at night
teenagers who I suppose were born here which I suppose makes them british so I suppose it's accurate to say that british teenagers were launching fireworks at women and their 5~ year old children at the park today. why would british teenagers do this?
>>216338337Would you rather be in your own car or stuck with groids on trains
>>216338350
>>216338337>What are you paying for again? Thbeing able to go home half an hour earlier than if i cycled
extinction rebelliondon't hear much from them anymore do you
>>216338343the children?
>>216338350just say you're a nonce
>>216338336An important first stepRepeat that to yourself for the next hour and maybe just maybe you'll take actiontoilberg has you by the bollocks even when you arent working
>>216338373they're in the new Jurassic Park game
>>216338295I think intelligence varies on an individual basis. I guarantee that some black people would score higher on an IQ test than quite a few white people.>>216338362Many teenagers are cunts. Get the police on em.
>>216338369I walk to work because I'm smart enough to stay employed within my own town.>>216338372Get a local job
uma hara gate fear purple spark
AYYYYYYYYYYYYY SIX SEVENNNNNNNNNNNN
you will die a terrible, terrible death
YWNBAJ
Men are class.
>>216338350she only got 2* but she think she on the team :skull:
>>216338410KEKAROO
>>216338162it's an okay film I guess
>>216338334nta but prayer is for ourselves, it can be like a form of meditation and being still inside yourself. it can be good for us
>>216338399i have a woman friend who's stronger than some men, therefore women are as strong as men really you are retarded :)
>>216338410still not over jota they should have cancelled the season
gay men BRIT!
>>216338183>There is no evidence of God.incorrect>You might as well believe in the Loch Ness Monster.hs?
>>216338432need the scottish genocided
>>216338482couldnt genocide a rabbit
>>216338399the police interaction went like this>were they firing the fireworks at the ground or into the sky?>neither, they were firing them at people>yes but aimed at the ground or at the sky?>neither? are you listening to me? they are aiming and firing them directly at women and children.>sir, have you reported an anti social behavior incident before? >no? to be clear they are attacking people, one firework blew up more or less right next to->thank you. we'll be there as soon as we can.I leave. one hour later my phone rings.>hello?>hello, we are going to visit the scene of the reported offense soon. are you by any chance still there?
arse lad night
>>216338465they need more inhalers to help with their bereavement
all the atheists i've ever known have been fat, depressed, balding neckbeards that play magic the gathering and smoke too much weed. From these encounters and observations alone, I conclude God must be real because unbelievers and people who rail against the correct faith would obviously look terrible and lead sad lives
>so you've run up a big energy debt because the thousands of pounds a month free money you're getting just isn't enough for you?>no problem, we'll write that debt off. all at the cost of the taxpayer lolfucking love this country
>>216338517the logic checks out
>>216338334that's why it's called faith
>>216338402>smart enough to stay employed within my own town.SameBut I can't walk 6 miles twice a day yknow
>>216338537octopus tried putting my DD up 15 quid todaysorted that right out
>>216338337the last two days driving have been utterly horrible getting to the point you wonder if it's even worth it
>>216338537the tyranny of unemployed continues
I'm a fat bastard but the jolly kind of fat bastard instead of the incel kind
How does facial recognition work in China when Chinese people look identical? How can a programme or AI identify one 5'7 yellow skinned slanty brown eye and black hair from another 5'7 yellow skinned slanty brown eye and black hair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6U0PFgtbFcYfree the conspiracy gang
>>216338458Actually the moron is you because you're racist. One of the intelligent reasons (beyond your intelligence) to not be racist or sexist is because of what you've pointed out: individuals vary in their abilities, regardless of what the average score of some grouping might be.
>>216338517what about the tens of millions of normal people who don't give a fuck
I always called it The Netherlands until I went there and discovered they refer to Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales as "Engeland" so now I call it Holland out of spite
>>216338541Lol
Tretinoin applied. Strongly recommend any under thirty years men here get on it, very low risk of side effects, cheap as fuck, easily tolerated - will keep your skin looking young and healthy well into your sixties.
>>216338620Bore on boringcentristmong
>>216338620>regardless of what the average score of some grouping might be.you're treading on some racist ground there my nigger worshiping friend
>>216338654kill yourself
>>216338616It doesn't and they don't care xi ping lao does not give a fuck which specific peng wang jin is killed for trying to use whatsapp so long as ten of them are killed that's good enough
>>216338350Are they all "women"?
>>216338472>incorrectThere isn't any evidence of God, he's just a fantasy at this point. If someone can find actual evidence of God then fair play but AFAIK, nobody has yet.>hs?God and the Loch Ness Monster are both to maybe exist, but neither has had their existence proven.
>>216338620You genuinely don't understand averages do you. If theres a room with 1000 pakis and 200 of them are child rapists, and in another room there are 1 million white people and 10,000 of them are child rapists, which one statistically has an issue as a group? White people have 10,000 rapists though!!!
I'm an agnostic - seems like the only reasonable position to take. I just don't know!
the rorke rebellion is never coming the uk will be a poor brown country by the middle of this century
just had my first poo in 2 daysFeels nice
hes a virgin freak and nobody will ever love him
God's existence does not hinge on your comprehension or ability to understand or know him. He exists, you're a demonic sperg if you deny him. Simple
>>216338692Did you know that males are statistically more likely to murder than females - therefore you should be locked up forever just for safety reasons.
>>216338694Bizarre post
I'm a bombastic - seems pretty fantastic. And maybe even romantic!
>>216338746hello female *lick*
>>216337859understandable with how difficult they've made completing the dex. Apparently there is an emulator on pc that let's you trade between games
mmhmm dey be doin summat squeakin rn
Banter timeline
>>216338694
>>216338746If you given a bag of skittles and just one of them ha cyanide in it, would you eat the skittles anyway? 99% of them are safe and have no cyanide in it after all
>>216338291yank'd
Seeing 2000 brown faces in his constituency must have changed things
just put up christmas lights in my roomnot trans, I just like them
this BE flag freak has had his head fucked up
Why are they like this?
>>216338814I wish I had LED lights all around my room seems like a thing you do when you have a gf tho
reform government with green opposition would be unbelievably kino
>>216338617bars>>216338677yh
Where’s her poppy?
>>216338824
Had three bananas today is that bad?
triple double circle cap horse :3 (at mile championship) need to get 600 stamina
>>216338857fmnl
>>216338878surprised you didn't shit yourself
>>216338858just got my got hard again award
saw soldiers handing them out or maybe they aren't i dunno they had blue berets on big guys but very small women the women can't be doing much in the army
>>216338857who is silence suzuka she's cute
>>216338873screaming
>>216338878narnas are heavy lad
>>216338878no tat is a good thing actually
>>216338852Get some Philips hue ambience bulbs m8Warm lighting is a game changer
>>216338801well he said the same thing in like 2008
>>216338878sorry you've got radiation poisoning now
just remembered the time demi lovato showed her arsehole off in a photoshoot
>>216338772
>>216338931for me its 5000k
>>216338905RAF probs
What’s it like to date a British woman who looks like this? Is this an evil phenotype?
>>216338951do you live in an institution?
ayo chat is this real
>>216338949scream
>>216338878If you don't get cancer you might get superpowers
>>216338961why is benin city in nigeria and not benin
Actually quite like Americans me
What is one legal action that can immediately end your career? It has to be legal and not liable for a lawsuit either.
>>216338969yeah it's real
Noticing the flag shaggers are now coming for these rights their hero Winston Churchill gave us. Which rights do they have a problem with exactly?
>>216339014extreme flatulence
>>216338771Suddenly leftypol believes these polls
>>2163390244.
>>216339014
Not againWhy are they always witchesI just need 3 criteria1. White Woman in 20s2. No pets and doesn't want any.3. Not a witch.IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND
HIV-B AIDS
>>216339024freedom of religion is ruining the country
>>216339069are you really surprised that a girl modelling her whole life after a fictional witch character is into witches
I still think more should have been said about this
>>216339084Now (assuming she's legal) that's a 10/10!
And so the British Empire began
>>216339103i put bleach in mine
>>216339119this wont become reality until we abolish british pathe, which sets an unrealistic interpretation of history
>>216338906celebi.cos
>Andrew LOSES Prince title and is forced out of Royal Lodge amid Epstein scandal fallouthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15243837/prince-andrew-loses-royal-title-royal-lodge.html
>>216339110She’s legal
>>216339119We band of brothers
>>216337980double espresso for meusually have 2 in the morning, one when i get into work and one just before lunchthen at home before i leave i have an aeropress coffeethen someones after lunch i will have a single shot espresso if im feeling tiredlove covfefe me
>>216339119>>216339150https://www.bloomsbury.com/uk/brilliant-black-british-history-9781526635716/It's fucking real oh my god
>>216339084cute aggression
>>216339176For shagging a 17 year old?Bit harsh. Lying if you wouldn’t
>>216339052
>>216339052scmeaing
>>216339150Where are the 15th century reels
hello mami
>>216339168ZAMN
And now our watch has ended
What a time to be alive
SHE WAS ONLY A 17 YEAR OLD WHORE!!
>>216339230the problematic misinformation comes from their videos of 1960s britain which incorrectly shows a disproportionally white britain
>>216339119>>216339202>* THE BRITISH BOOK AWARDS: CHILDREN'S NON-FICTION BOOK OF THE YEAR WINNER *>* ENGLISH 4-11 PICTURE BOOK AWARDS: 7-11 NON-FICTION WINNER *>*WINNER OF THE UKLA INFORMATION BOOK OF THE YEAR AWARD 2025*I'm fucking howling
ended up having about a 4 and 1/2 hour napdunno what happened to the alarm i set, must have napped through it
>>216339228
>>216339232AYYYYYYYYY
>>216339252fucking screaming
Might go Afghanistan like Lord Miles
>always fat>always onlineKAHTEEM
brussel sprouts are sort of like tiny little cabbagesdelightful
>>216339184I'll take her brunette please
>>216339132neoliberal teeth
>>216339200Hope you stop time like a hyperactive character in a 2000s animal comedy animation and you can't restart time and you're stuck in a caffeinated wasteland full of unmoving human statues and in real time people just see you rapidly age and collapse into a pile of bones
why does he say 'neoliberal teeth' at normal teeth
>>216339360because his IQ is 60
>>216339202Dem romans we stopped by de black qween and then dey conquered Britain
Arise Sir Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
>>216339360post your gums, gummy sue
>>216339350why
>>216339333I marginally prefer blonde but both are CUTE
>>216337980buona edizione
>>216339399fuck sake were the shoes really necessary
>>216339312rorkes new girlfriend
did some drawing on a my flight home and got chatting to the bird sitting next to me. cant help but think if it was just on my phone, no such conversation would've happened. smartphones destroyed the planet.
>>216339237LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPED
>LET ME SEE YOU STRIPPEDme (yelling) at girls
On day 12 of my porn detox lads. Day 6 of nofap.I am determined not to masturbate or watch porn until I can get aroused easily again. This is going to be the toughest thing I've done for a long time I think. I'm trying to break habits of over half my life.I think this may be why I could not get hard with the escort I saw. Maybe I should not have gone yet.I did nofap once before and I lasted about two weeks and I was horny as hell, so I'm hopeful I can make changes. I'm hopeful this will reboot my libido and arousal.In the meantime, I will keep trying to get a date via Bumble.Do you think this is a good plan?
>>216339402ciao amico
>>216339252lmao
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
Let's be honest that Virginia Giuffre was a complete and utter slut
>>216339447You are without a shadow of a doubt the most pathetic and insecure male I have ever encountered. You constantly seeking validation on the exact same topic, ignore all of the advice given to you and then come back an hour later and post another of these snivelling emasculating posts.Just watch porn, give in, you're never going to quit. You can't even determine whether it's the right decision on your own.Unironically kill yourself.
watching a camgirl lick the floor like a dog
>On day 12 of my porn detox lads. Day 6 of nofap.>I am determined not to masturbate or watch porn until I can get aroused easily again. This is going to be the toughest thing I've done for a long time I think. I'm trying to break habits of over half my life.>I think this may be why I could not get hard with the escort I saw. Maybe I should not have gone yet.>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>216339498your mum?
Let's be honest that Elvis was just the American Tom Jones
>>216339482How much butt stuff did she get up to
>>216339498hot
>reeves considering reducing 40% tax threshold from £50k to £46k
>>216339500You are without a shadow of a doubt the most pathetic and insecure male I have ever encountered. You constantly seeking validation on the exact same topic, ignore all of the advice given to you and then come back an hour later and post another of these snivelling overstepping posts.Just have a drink, give in, you're never going to quit. You can't even determine whether it's the right decision on your own.Unironically kill yourself.
>>216339492>ignore all of the advice given to youI'm not, I listened to what one lad said earlier. I am asking for further advice on what to do. I know porn is bad
how it feels
>>216339535Well that would make me seeking a promotion much less worthwhile
road works are doing my nut in
Thinking about when Diego bestowed upon us the greatest piece of wisdom he'd ever uttered >the wrod bed looks liek a bed lol
>>216339236
>>216339561Follow this guide and fuck off - never post that shit here again. You're a disgrace to yourself, and everyone around you. *Spits*
>>216339535fuck off get bennies scroungers to work and stop immigrants who are a drain on public services
>>216339535compress wages even more yesss
>>216339535>be an indie game dev>hit the jackpot and sell millions of copies>80% of the money goes to other peoplemental how that's just a reality some people live.
tragically overshot stamina by 50 (from + at finals win) and didnt get 1000 speed on OP cap horse
>I don't understand how marginal rates of tax work
>>216339630got summer maru within 10 rolls and then havent opened the game since lol it's just not very good is it?
CUZ I'M THE TAXMAN
ffs Scully just accept aliens exist
syd's milkers looking unreal
>>216339535source?
had an evil incel dream where I had to stealthily kill women with a hidden blade like in assassins creed
the poor have had an easy ride for far too long
>>216339667Alri The Beatles
>>216338541autogynephiles going to have an absolute field day with this
>>216339667Ski-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dubSki-bi-dibby-dib yo-da-dub-dub, yo-da-dub-dub
>>216339686Mental how they just assume everyone should pander to them
>>216339237
>>216339712Alri Ewok village
>>216338771meanwhile the actual election: LAB 42%, CON 41%, LDM 5%, RFM 3%, GRN 3%
fingers stink of fish
>>216339280
>>216339727right ugly munters those lot are
>>216339675great nipples on her
A generous benefactor from Eritrea has pledged to give every poster at /brit/ "10 millions GB Sterling" if we give him the rights to the general. He sent me an email earlier today. Should we do it?
Cheeky post gym protein
>>216339763chapel rown looks like THAT?!
>>216339742Don’t think Labour are going to win this one
uwu
>>216339763cute menhera
right well shitting nora
>>216339780we're carbmaxxing now, keep up
>>216339763Zoomer bloke tattoos
>>216339770eugenie would get it
>>216339777nay
>>216339785all i know is cunts always say theyre definitely going to vote for a third party up until the actual day comes and they bottle it
>>216339810women when they turn 29
>>216339802this some faggot shit
no ones posted the source to that baseless claim
>>216339810#freethenipple
>>216339832
that horse wouldve been ULTIMATE if she was 1000 speed
>sydney sweeney... in a see-through dress
>>216339832what the fucking UM
>>216339832in a just world you would be skinned alive and cut into little pieces
did soss and mash and a nice onion gravy for din dins but had half a beetroot left over in the fridge so put it in with the potatoes. looks very strange.
how long until we can go try pull kitsune black and how many dupes should I try to get with 17k carrots also my horse just won the hard mode jupiter cup anon :3
>>216339885Tara... looks mysterious
>>216339810route 1
>>216339812https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd4Hp_cVf08
>>216339907it lush it bloody lush
*unzips*
>>216339810Mithril. You are full of surprises, Miss Sweeney
>>216339907looks like i had a rough night all over your plate
>>216339921Fucken hands on the wheel mate
>>216339914you can probably amass 30k by december (i think) when the banner returnsthat's enough to guarantee one copy (but you'll likely get at least 1 or 2 more) and there is an SSR selector ticket and uncap material coming soon as well so 2LB in the worst case but likely 3LB or MLB
underwear starting to smell
go back to zimBABwe you stupid little PIMP
>>216335455>>216335455
>>216339949sc
>>216339986is the selector ticket sooner? I really want to try for SSR super creek
>>216339903but this is not a just world
>>216339992mine honkshad them on for three days or so
>>216340008>>216335482
>>216340015
>>216340020it's part of the half anniversary i think but you should save it for after the kitasan black banneryou might end up pulling super creek during the free daily 10 pulls coming soon, or when pulling for kitasan, which would make it a big waste to use it now
>>216340076if we already got something then I found something and instantly used it on something random lolbut ill wait then if kitsune bla is in december
>>216340095no, that would have been something else that would have never given you kitasaneither the 3* selector ticket that every new account gets, or a make debut gacha ticket (which are pointless to save since they only count for the original cards and horses)
>>216340153:3
