The lads as it were, edition
>>216344009oh absolutelybig thick cocks are actually incredibly femininebountiful, floppy, soft, and then quivering, alluring, glistening and roundin a way loving cocks is a straight thing
7th for poo
like if you dig a hole and i dig a hole and we both stuck our cocks in their respective holes we could dp britainif we all did it we'd gangbang britain coooooooor
but vodka was on the SECOND turn on the beach break, which literally me lost, because I was at 3 races...
taking a cock up the arse is the straightest thing a man can do
>>216344229a black cock?
other horses (jealous) didnt want her to win 3x G1 races in a row and boxed her in bigly
CryingWish I felt less anxiety
Meal prep for tomorrow (serious)
>>216344266ooh that looks lean
>>216344264Practice doing the "physiological sigh" where you breathe in fast through your nose to 70% lung capacity, stop, then breathe in the rest of the way. Then breathe out slowly through your mouth. Activates the vagus nerve and calms you down.
horse race? yeh, horse race game
Fridge decided to run at -2 degrees and freeze everything for some reason. Brilliant.
the gammon will not like this
mad how i never even fucking tried like what did i think would happen
>>216344344its over
hahahttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZfB-ANgvXlA
Tim left the hospital 2 days agowhat now, rorke?
mad how our country has so many problems but successive governments don't fix them I'm going to assume they're either simply evil or just incompetent (or both)
LATINA BOOTY!
Got bummed by a mate when I was about 13 and it felt so good that I came in seconds
>>216344371its over
>>216344383they cause the problems on purpose
>>216344369cute
>>216344394um
>>216344354(((Glasman)))I wonder what their stance on Israel is
>>216344394Bizarre thing to lie about
>>216341450
Not sure I agree with all this Prince Andrew stuff. I mean, he’s a royal prince of the realm, the God given son of an anointed monarch. He should be allowed to shag as many 17 year olds as he wants.This is the thin end of the slippery slope. Give in to the proles to this and they’ll demand more power. It’s simply not their place to question any of it
you chaps bought candy for the little children on the morrow?
>>216344266season your fucking chicken breast you won't last a week eating that for meal prep or tell the redditor or /fit/ poster who posted this that you stole from to do the same
Gonna take the train up to London tomorrow, walk around town with a podcast on, go to the British museum then get a Korean. Never dined alone in the UK before usually do it abroad, but fuck it - it's my bloody right
>>216344354problem with this is regular labourites see this as "crypto tories" i.e. blairites (because blue = tories and blair, the hated warmonger, was a tory actually), even though they themselves are mostly blairites but think they aren't the left is in a mess
6 7
*goes incel hunting at Arirang restaurant tomorrow*
>>216344457Never had a Korean. You reckon they have special skills of the orient in the sack?
>>216344456
>>216344499obsessed
>>216344457*gets stabbed*
my weed dealer got sent to prison
there are so many onlyfans hoes nowadays and eventually a big portion of them will have sons do you think they would wank to their mums naked photos yes or no
>>216344454they'll each get a nice hard little sweet in their little buckets
they did nothing wrong
>>216344533shut up
>>216344503Oh my days lol. You coming? Company would be nice gonna be there about 6pm
>>216344079mad how rough he looks compared to the early days
>>216344418he doesn't really talk much about it, think he says he doesn't care about Israel all that much
>>216344457was alone in London for a week in Julystayed at an empty student accommodation they were renting rooms out at in between semestersspent the whole week walking round London, doing all the museums and markets, eating out, drinkingwould walk around the city at night listening to the taxi driver score as welllove big cities me
>>216344546ok x
>>216344547Seen tim fully erect cum leaking from his willard and stop looking at his stuff then
>>216344539
poo
feels so awkward doing stuff on my own rather just rot in my smelly bedroom
>>216344559Sounds comfy - pretty much my routine when I visit. I'm only thirty minutes from the centre by train.
>>216344559ever felt in danger at all doing that? seems like london could be sketchy in some areasbut maybe you avoided them
arse goes black tonight
might wank to jav before bed
I am a girl !!I ama girl !!
that wasnt me btw
>>216344559>walk around the city at night listening to the taxi driver score
bloke kissed the girl after she sucked the other blokes willard just seems weird to me
>>216344591In the summers of my youth I would go out every weekend, Fri night to Sun morning - just nap in the park with my ex or friends about - and I have never been attacked but verbal nonsense was omnipresent
gay blokes be like>got nonced up the arse when I was 10 which made cum so now I like cock lol
madein is rapein
>>216344645yeah that was in your youth which was probably 10 or so years ago
>>216344649many are saying this
>>216344649some trannies say that too
Me in 50 yearshttps://youtu.be/dKmuCBFPY3g
>>216344591mate I don't know if you're being serious or not but London is incredibly safe compared to literally any American cityAs long as you're street smart you will be completely fine, even late at nightObviously don't be walking around Croydon at 3am wearing a Rolex and getting in people's faces, but that's common sense for any big city4chan rorkes will melt your brain and leave you scared of the real world>>216344589yea I stayed near Stratford. was a quick 25min overground train to the centre
>>216344649didnt happen to me :D
You lads have been watching celebrity traitors right?
>>216344662Yeah true, it was. Things have changed tbf
>>216344709I don't watch tv
>>216344709chebs
Sir Poz Load
>>216344709I'm not a prole
>>216344711while you're on 4chan
>>216344748Well you are
>>216344747+£0.003 has been added to your bank account
>>216344711& you are sitting alone in your childhood bedroom thinking about it, giggling like a little poof like we're the butt of a joke - the joke is your entire life
Having a cheeky weekend away with the missus. £130 a night like bloody hellShe better put out
Fart Loading...
>>216344709Only thing i watch on tv is match of the day and gone fishing
she'll be comin' round the gherkin when she coooomes x
>>216344709
>>216344770Spend £300 on a hotel in London for the weekend. She got her period and wouldn't let me touch her
>>216344559Where'd you find the accommodation? How much was it?
>>216344790scmeaing
>>216344793Missus has just come off hers and she gets super keen and needy. Didn't even want it last night and she was layed with her head over the bedside deepthroating me whilst I blasted her fanny.
>>216344770>>216344793You don't deserve what you have.
>>216344709decent set of clangers
+1 to my literally me horse playcount didnt get 600 stamina (shes glue)
>>216344789
>>216344793Did you inform her of her obligation to nosh you off under such circumstances
>>216344766why do you always post that?
>>216344832Not my fault I'm a top shagger
sick to death of workingneed a get rich quick scheme
>>216344790>Brass Eye
>>216344854shut the fuck up jeetboy
>>216344796it was dirt cheap, like 180 quid for 6 days, a fairly decent room with an en suite bathroom and double bedrandomly stumbled on it on booking.com, reason it was so cheap was cos it's student accommodation that they just decided to rent out while the students were gone for the summerhad a lovely little communal area and security guards but was pretty much completely empty when I stayed there obviouslyit was in hackney, quick 20mins on the overground to get to Liverpool Street.was such a fucking bargain I actually regret not staying longer
>>216344859is your arse plump and fuckable?
>>216344358To have sex? Are you a virgin too?I think I believe the "it'll happen one day" shit.
>>216344879nta but mine is
>>216344358ktim
>>216344358ktim 34 years old still waiting for something to happen
Reminder that this post was deleted. Curious.
I finally shagged at 31 lads you never know
>>216344936prefer five guys myself pmsl
hunched over all day today and now I have the most excruciating back pain in the world
why can't we molest muslim girls in return?
>>216344949psianf
chasing my excited catberg round the house and calling him a wascally wabbit
going to try getting more ribbons for level 5 so that a run is worth doing with super creek SSR to pass on to cap horse again to repeat
>>216344949roar
>>216344893I think a lot of us were taught early on "there's someone for everyone, the right girl will come along eventually" which put us in a passive mindset during courtship
might invent a time machine and go back to show people in the 30's what modern Britain looks like
>>216344951Try having a doggystyle wank
Mad how I never tried to get a shag because I considered myself so hideously grotesque and being that no girl could ever possibly want me but yet in my life I've had two gfs and it's as if they magically fell into my lap.
just fed a swan and its cygnet two cups of swan/duck foodthere is now a swan and its young with full bellies on this cold windy night
>>216344992no one cares about your gay interracial fantasies
>>216344980Why
>>216344936how long did it take for the guy to cum?
>>216345006releases tension
>>216344926well a bunch of other posts were deleted in that thread so i think whoever posted that got banned for something else
>>216344994leave those swans alone toby
Are things escalating pretty quickly in the UK or is it just me?
Get. Them. Fed.(The swans)
bix nood
>>216344986literally me lmaostill never used dating appsstill have no idea how to flirt with strangersstill have never asked a girl out that wasn't making it painfully obvious
>>216344926that was mine>>216345019no strangely i didn't get banned
>>216344994mmhmm fattening them up for a migrant hotel feast
not painfully obvious then is it
>>216345014I’ll do it without the wanking
>>216345026not sure as i dont go outside
>>216344451He's a nonce and the Anglican Church is invalid, it started over a King wanting divorce which is explicitly forbidden in the New Testament.
>>216345076make sure to throw it back rorke
need to shag Bridget Christie
>>216345115Don’t fucking call me rorke
>>216345081>explicitly forbidden in the New Testament.So is eating shellfish and wearing mixed fabrics christard
feel like the uk will collapse and people will start eating each other
>>216345081>divorce which is explicitly forbidden in the New TestamentIncorrect
wish i kept my kerrang mags
just fed on a swan and its cygnet
just seen a collection of extremely low quality posts
going back in time to fuck neanderthal and denisovan women
the most popular party for under 50s is lead by a communist, open borders supporting Jew
>>216345123That's old testament Imagine falling for a trap set by a yankJesus wept
I want to start doing more stuff lads, even if it's by myself. I'm 29 and I'm running out of time. I'm sick of the go to work and come home routine and staying inside. I've wasted my life and I've got to do something or I will likely kill myself. What are some good things to try? Some ideas I've had so far.Going on day trips to random places.Hiking.Museums.Theatre.Going to random cafes.Learn languages, ideally in person if there's classes.I still live at home so I'm bound to get one billion questions from my parents.
Is it possible for the general public to accidentally book into a migrant hotel? I've got a travel lodge in London this weekend and I'm worried it's one of them
the agenda:finishing listening to this albumwatching Tim brush his teethwatching the footy recapwatch the video of a beached whale explodingthen its bedtime
>>216345182R: 0▶All discussion of politics and current events goes on /pol/. >>>/pol/
>>216345137City folk in diverse places will. Places with communities (sadly includes browns) look after kith an kin (of the same colour)
>>216345081Nope. Big Henry 8’s marriage to Queen Kathy was never valid. She’d had her hymen broken by Henry’s brother Arthur you see, and she was therefore Henry’s sister. As they were thus related he could not possibly have a valid marriage with her
>>216345211rorkes sis
>>216345186>Going to random cafes.Ah yes support the struggling cafe industry
do migrants and deanos have hobbies
>>216345186>so I'm bound to get one billion questions from my parents.Tell em to fuck off
>>216345229migrants love sitting on park benches with their ubereats friends
>>216345219The Vicar of Christ disagreed
>>216345219T. thomas wolsey desperately talking to the pope
>Iranian official: “We poured millions into spreading Islam in Japan. After six years, only one person converted, and he wasn’t even Japanese.”
>>216345211was only good with glasses katy
>>216345229Yeah. Raping white girls, listening to music and having calls without headphones on buses and trains, getting stabby, bumming each other…and that’s just the Deanos aha!
mental they are allowed to spend money spreading their religion in other countries
introducing DND to boomers
>>216345229deano does five a side every tuesday with the lads
>>216345256
>>216344977Yep, I think that's the problem.I genuinely don't know if I can overcome my problems at this point.
>>216345229watching love island with the missus
so hungry and unemployed
>>216345256...why?
>>216345211Hideous inbred British underclass sketelogical mass.bizarre distorted faces, pear shaped bodys and just look at those two little snotty sproglets on the wall, you just know theyre gonna be on benefits for life
might reinstall darktide this weekendneed to game out of control
>>216345302to combat woke
yeah the one I have is the 2* guaranteed make debut ticket
>ban music and art while allowing child brides and honor killings
on sofa burping
>>216345308Big bum tho.OF made her top 10% of earners in UK
>sketelogical
>>216345250It’s called milling around. Getting places is WEIRD. Most people around the world just sit and stand around aimlessly experiencing life as it goes by
>>216345378>top 10%is that even minimum wage
>>216345340you can use it straight away
>>216345026On paper things aren't that bad, but this government is probably the worst at reading the room and PR ever. Immigration is falling rapidly, wage growth is quite strong and inflation is manageable, general economic indicators are okay given the circumstances. Politically things are fucked though, everything they do gives the impression they look after foreigners and scroungers more than actually hard working and motivated Brits
>>216345409I got gold ship
>>216345229for migrants it's stabbing dog walkersfor deanos it's gym
Well? How does he win?
mad how you can do yanks on other boards and they're just completely unable to retortbullying, really, isn't it
playing Skyrim naked
>>216345405You think 90% of people in the UK earn less than minimum wage?
>>216345444kill yourself
>>216345254The vicar of Christ was turning a blind eye to all manner of unchristian practices. Each and every one of us has a direct and personal relationship with God, and we don’t need a corrupt church hierarchy to get in the way
>>216345464i assume you meant top 10% of OF slags in the uk
>>216344121shes so fit maybe someone else would be if she fucking smiled for once also I think that before I was asking why her urethra looks like that! I unironically got it the wrong way around
>Immigration is falling rapidlylol
got that fucking back pain again where my back starts aching and it goes right into my teeth and lower jaw
>>216345456"Sorry who are you RandomFrenchWoman?"
>>216345507Have you tried the doggystyle wank trick
if push comes to shove glowies will escalate the war with russia and send all the young men to die
>wage growth is quite strong
I hope it gets built in time
>also I think that before I was asking why her urethra looks like that!
>>216345519no but ill give it a go if it gets worse
>>216345507do you have bed bugs? might want to get that fixed and go to the GP. meningitis can affect you forever
>hiking>running>cycling>5-a-side footy with the lads>Supporting Norf FC >Padel>Playing the piano>Painting Warhammer and such I actually have a lot going on thinking about it
>>216345549Pork fat makes a good insulatorit cold up there
>>216345493It is, that's why I said on paper it isn't terrible. It's a long way off boriswave levels and some projections put it going back below 100k a year in the next couple of years, which was one of Cameron's pledges 10 years ago. Obviously without remigration/deportations whatever you want to call it that still means we're getting browned, just more slowly.
my religion is the pussy
actually, playing 80 games wont even max me out with literally me horse. she will be (at most) at 80% of her full potential level, which is fine. 80% is like, the special power rates
>>216345564mogs my piece of shit incel life
>>216345573>It's a long way off boriswave levelsWow.>and some projections put it going back below 100k a year in the next couple of yearsUtterly irrelevant
>>216345186just Google groups/clubs/classes and meet other people. don't do things alone if you don't wanna do then alone as for your parents, they're meant to be encouraging you to go out and socialise
>some projections put it going back below 100k a year in the next couple of years
gf who looks like a butch lesbian but is actually straight
>>216345595mad how she spent ages hanging out with spazzes to promote her onlyfans which obviously just got leaked
>>216345573>It's a long way off boriswave levels and some projections put it going back below 100k a year in the next couple of years, which was one of Cameron's pledges 10 years ago.Nah net migration will remain 400-500k for the foreseeable future because they need to plug the gaps of paying boomer pensions
just don't do things alone bro
>>216345421People stop caring about GDP when you have the constant threat of an afghan or a paki shanking you to deathThe way you describe things makes me think you live mostly isolated from most of it
>UN says Congo needs half a billion dollars as 26 million face severe hunger
Where’s her fucking poppy?
if you roll an 80% fail rate check at the end of the game every time (to break out to max speed o algo, esp. with super creek), you get a chance to get one good run, and 4 runs a day with doing 3 and having another because you get more as you play, and if you do this for 3 days you will get 2 good horses from doing this
>>216345588>Wow.So yes, the rate of immigration is going downThat's what I said
>>216345639spain is pretty isolated from problems in britain, no?
>>216345026no you foreigners have just become mindbroken and obsessed with our politics, you do the same with the US
>the rate of immigration is going down>That's what I said
>>216345549can't wait until circumcision is banned quote frankly
>>216345655>That's what I saidNo, you said it's falling rapidly The "boris wave" was literaly years ago
thats almost 1 good horse a day (or 2-3 a week) with stats that you get for rolling on an 80%, which is probably very powerful you could also do this with toughnesses. I havent used any of those on this account yet and im going to dedicate 20 or so to doing ltierally me runs to improve at the game
Any Semen Retention chads in?
>>216345650
you should all be 100% focused on my posts and not going on about all this nonsense
>>216345639>ask question>get answers>umm actually let me tell you about your countryyeah, fuck off
>>216345671I accept your concession
>>216345663why are gaijin so obsessed with our politics?
>>216345675Just more hygienic
The fuck is this horse lad on about haha
>>216345644she should be killed
>>216345706ffs pullyour trousers up
>>216345693I'm assuming a lot of them are Russian proxies and other bad agents pushing demoralisation, others are just terminally online autists who take Daily Mail articles at face value
>>216345644>>216345669https://vocaroo.com/1j4Qx0GEelUO
>>216345669tale away the incredible rack and she's a 6.5
We're so, so back.
> Breaks into your country> After eight days, tries to sexually assault a child> Sparks a summer of protests> Government calls concerned parents racist> Police escort state-funded socialist protestors to stand next to parents> Lie about the assault> Judge says I’m of "good character"> Get convicted> Bureaucratic incompetence accidentally lets me out of prison> Return to prison, confused. Get dismissed> Mill about in London, running errands for two days> Dogwalker reports me to the police> Get arrested again> After causing all this trouble, get paid £500 to go home, where it’s the equivalent of an annual salary> Government call this a win> MFW I get the next boat back over to your country
>some projections
>>216345746true
>>216345746>space>capital lettergo back
>>216345685desu with kitsune black SSR level 5 being so OP you can still roll all of those horses to be 3* speed too. and maybe roll 2% odds for 2x 3* sparks 6 times, twice to roll for sparks on 10 horses and have 2 really good horses. thats what I think anyway I think I will probably try this (12 horses in 3 days, rolling speed/stam sparks and taking the 80% chance at the end for those insane gains) I didnt want to ask before and still dont because I dont have a firm enough grasp on the game yet, but something I have always noticed about Asian games is that they give you the "pity" roll thing but with chances to "save the run" if you are in a bad spot, being one example. so I mean if you put yourself in a bad spot to do someting else then you will get these rolls more often for the insane gains you get (of like +80 speed)
>>216345742Even without her boobs I think Sweeney has a likable, good-natured face. She doesn't look like a bitch.
Uhhh, guys... Lisa Nandy is kinda cute. How come I never noticed this before?
>>216345661Maybe but I'm not isolated from the stuff happening all around Europe, so stfu and go eat the shit your indian neighbour left you near the sidewalk>>216345663>>216345690I'm just asking a question but everytime I ask about the state of the country most british flags like you get instantly offended. I don't even know if I'm talking with an actual brit, an inmigrant or a shut-in with deep pathological brainrot. Enjoy your bubble then
>>216345746>500 is annual salarydoesn't it cost about £6,000 to make the journey?
>>216345770She has great genes
>>216345742>incredible racknot really though is it?
>>216345773It's been a long time comingReminds me of the whole crab in water thing where if you slowly raise the temperature it won't notice how hot it is
like maybe if on those horses you got to 1120 at the end and put yourself in a bad spot to jump to 1200, even though there are the ending bonuses - so 1200-40 (putting you at 1190 and taking that 80% chance to get to 1200, by stopping after 1190 at ~1160)
Could not be arsed with a doorbell cam meMissus sends me screenshots of it all the fucking time. Who gives a shit
rorke making things up is he?
>>216345783Yes many are indebted to criminals and then work for the criminals as indentured workers. Young women as prostitutes. Young men as drug mules
>>216345772been saying this for years m8wud
>the whole crab in water thing
>>216345798Everything alright mate? Seem to be rambling incoherently to yourself for several hours.
>>216345787what a profoundly quare post
>>216345639>The way you describe things makes me think you live mostly isolated from most of itSort of? I live in an ex mining town in Yorkshire without many pakis or random boriswave thirdies but I'm from near nottingham. The main problem for the yookay is that most people are fat useless retards who can barely string a sentence together
>>216345773you're just mad because you tried to bait and got instantly called out for it, you'll probably make a thread seething about us to cope with the humiliation kek
harvard is contacting me for my theories. i turned them down of course
40% of horses being good is good odds out of 12 horses, and 10 horses with potential sparks for one side of the legacy
crabs in a bucket my fee i'ma up it
>>216345824going to rape you mate
>>216345831they're really nothing specialeven i've shagged not-fat girls with better tits
spent literally 5 minutes in the office this morning (simply to tap my keycard) and have just come homereturn to office is toilberg's cruelest joke
I just can't speak properly anymore. It's been too long now and I don't know what the fuck to do about it. I'm having anxiety attacks in most public situations. I'm too old for this man
'A Catholic priest who admitted discussing bombing mosques and shooting black people in the head in neo-Nazi online chatrooms has been sentenced to a 12-month community order.Father Mark Rowles, 57, went by the name "skinheadlad1488" in a chatroom called Aryan Reich Killers to write offensive messages about Muslims.'
its almost 24 hours until I get money and can buy a big bottle of vodka and play horserace game
>>216345884bit on the nose even for gchq
the ari one disappeared from my steam friends list
>>216345916umm
>>216345916fuck sake they're leaving 4chan for good aren't they
i fart on niggas like you
the man doing it was literally caught
Hang them and close these institutions!
>>216345884>During police interviews, Rowles told officers he was not racist and that he joined the online groups because he was lonely and had a sexual fetish for role playhowling what is it about priesthood that attracts absolute freaks
>>216345916why did they do that
Being a black nigger
>>216345984
>>216346017/black niggedly
who's prince andrew and isn't that a type of piercing
>>216344870why do you always post that particular number
>>216345984probably feels like the only way to redeem yourself if you're an unrepentant sex pervert
wait fucking hell Andrew isn't a prince anymore???
We don't stand for transphobia here.
>>216346111stfu
>>216346033Me when I'm the Queen Mum on her death bed
>>216345916are they ok
getting fucked by niggers in the ass but then the sticky poo of my anus gets stuck to the niggers cock
>>216345770who looks like a botch
final interracial double penetration wanktoil before no nut november on the cards
>Justice Jamie Campbell ordered a presentence report on Jama, a Somali who came to Canada as a United Nations charter refugee and has permanent resident status here. Sentencing is set for Dec. 5.>Jama was accused of confining and attacking a mental health support worker with a knife after she went to his Herring Cove Road apartment to drop off some groceries April 12, 2024. The woman testified Jama held a large kitchen knife to her throat, threatened to kill her and demanded that he be taken back to Somalia.ahh yes
>>216346111trannies are disgusting
basedme 1storiguri cap 2nd (legacy) vodka 3rd (legacy)
>>216346163
>>216346236>>216346236>>216346236
Defending Randy Andy formerly known as Prince on plebbit.
based me 1st (vodka 9th)
>>216346243all of the ribbons I need to level her up are the career races actually heh
