a night of tricks and treats? -edition
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUCKERS
>>216351281I intend on cruising the clubs for hot CSM cosplayers dressed as Alex Delarge
personally, I prefer Peanutsnot that anyone asked
>>216351304what's happy about it halloween is the worst holiday i hate it every year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT4FY3NrhGg
>>216351316the worst holiday has got to be valentine's day
have you ever fucked a pumpkin? I did when I was younger. you've gotta get the hole size just right and make sure there's a lot of pulp inside
>halloween is the worst holiday i hate it every year
>>216351330it's the big pumpkin, Charlie Brown!
>>216351345
>>216351353Oi never watched this once.
>>216351336>hating Halloween is Zoomer codedHuh? Zoomers just use it as an excuse to go out and have sex dressed in costumes>>216351330>have you ever fucked a pumpkin?No but I've eaten pumpkin stew, it's delicious>>216351345https://youtu.be/A15v4tTab0Y?
>>216351361>never watched this onceIt's one of those subtle things that seperates us from you
I love the Ghostbusters theme song so much listening to it isn't enough I need it in my ass
>a namorada média do /cum/ uma loirinha de olho azul gostosinha e branquinha
I've got an entire two-six of Carolans ready for tomorrow. Shit's gon' be lit.
>>216351373>I need it in my asshttps://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE?
>>216351353and you know what elseI'm gonna confide in youonce upon a time I used to read a lot of comicscomix stuff, R. Crumb, Moebius, not capeshitbut then one day I discovered a comic named Jeff Smith's Boneit was like Beyond The Garden Wall mixed with LOTRand then I just stopped searching for other comics forever
Let's post hot american girls
BUSTIN' MAKES ME FEEL GOOOOD
>>216351373https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE
And then you know what I DL'd CerebusAnd it wasn't really worth itcase in point
>AN INVISIBLE BED>FREAKY GHOST BED
I think it is very plain to see that Israel should triumph over its enemies and they should be sent to other Arab countries. It's in the interest of human advancement.
>>216351446>>216351520bro shut the fuck up
I fucking HATE texas
>decide to fire up masterchef after not watching for several years
>>216351522Israel MUST endure and the neighboring shitholes should be cowed by its presence. I would say it should enforce a rightful Christian government in Lebanon, but the Muslims have already done too much damage there and turned it into another shithole.
>at work>white male coworker warns a brown girl coworker walking past the toy department that there's a retarded brat throwing stuff everywhere>brown girl coworker asks if the kid is white or brown>dude says brown>girl replies "oh yeah, fuck 'em"
posted in the wrong thread twice. anyway, i like those old calvin and hobbes's where anytime calvin talks profile his mouth is a protractor angle.
whatever man this shit’s boring who cares
>>216351635Calvin and Hobbes is tight
and no I don't believe in the stupid retard conspiracy theory that it's Jews driving immigration from the third world to destabilize western nations, that's just a fairy tale view of the world like religion
Remember Sears
>>216351676yes I remember goofing around the mall with young teenage girls and going into sears and tackling them onto the beds and stuff
CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER THERE AIN'T NO SECOND CHANCES 'GAINST THE THING WITH THE FORTY EYES, GIRL
I adore my own farts I don’t careWhen you’re laying in bed and rip a huge fart under the coversand you feel the warm gas cover your body like heated blanket then dip your head under the covers to sniff up the fumesabsolute bliss
>>216351737It was upon interrogating this stolid New England seaman that I got a wholesome and grizzly view of the present situation: Italian and even Slavic elements infiltrating the workings of the old puritan seaport, polluting it unpercievably with their blockheaded peasant taint, descended perhaps even from the antique horrors of the steppe...
>>216351815Okay but sniff your farts
>>216351834it's actually 'impercievably' snnnnniiiiiiff!
fuck, I should've used holisticnow I'm a laughing stockstory of my life
>>216351598Your coworkers sound like they would make a good couple
You ever take your headphones off for a brief second just to place them over your nose so you can see what the earwax smells like
>>216352027Why did you delete your story
>>216352076I remember listening to Mission of Burma and live Velvet Underground on headphones at 21 while scoring weed in January
Doing my 3am pushups to thishttps://youtu.be/BhnUKCPXApI?si=gijv0m8pfnW5nAhk
>>216352104i just felt like it was too blog-y. it's not even christmas yet.
I feel like my pee shouldn't constantly smell like meat
>>216352175My piss smells salty
>>216352185Strange, it tastes normal
>spent the last 2 hours dozing in and out but not able to fall back asleep>say fuck it and get out of bed>ankle starts hurtingdios mio
>>216352266if I were you I'd listen to some John Fahey and smoke some weedbut I know how you chuds tend to be
>>216352290dogshit taste on both accounts I'm afraid
made the mistake of gettinng drunk and listening to sad music. this stuff is punching hole through me like the beginning through murphy.
>>216352364SO BRANG METWOPINNA COLLADERSWUN FOR EACH HAND
Just finished thisSolid flickCan't decide if 7 or 8 out of 10, will need to sleep on it
Have you guys seen Beyond the Black Rainbow
covfefe sippin
>>216352463
>>216352463No because I thought Mandy was boring and it's the same director
>>216352487I didn't think it was boring but I can see how someone else might. The visuals and overall tone were really good. The part where the bad guy loses his soul trying to talk to god or whatever is pretty mesmerizing
>>216352556The tone and visuals were goodI mean it wasn't bad but it was just too slow and not quite interesting enough to keep me entertained. A slow burn with no real payoff.The best part was the very end when nic cage kept staring at the camera covered in blood6/10
>>216352601I was talking about black rainbow
Woke up super late today. I really need to clean too. Ugh. Cs instead for now lmao
>>216352428>>216352463Ever seen Jacob's Ladder? Love that movie, hugely influential.
>>216351281
>>216352619I couldn't tell
>>216352651Yes but it's been a very long time
>>216352651it's like UBIKonly UBIK is better
>>216352707Is it time to seethe about philip k dick again
>>216352736Penis Kock Dick
>>216352651that's a great one, especially this time of year. i love the chiroprachtor's final scene. how it leads into his comfort before going. i remember it a lot.
Please help me sir I am fucking Indian
>>216352736the fucking retard imagined you'd have to build a doll set and take a hallucinogen to have a virtual experiencethe fuckin shmuck!
can we talk about whether or not psychic powers are real, what were all those documents about remote viewing about
>>216352798Astral projecting might be real but that's it
WOAH THE UI CHANGED
>>216352798All those guys in the CIA were high on acid when they did those experiments
>>216352651Are we sharing g our favorite horror movies? Mine is mad god by Phil tippettIt's a stop motion animation and masterwork musical combination combined into a single horror story about a man descending into something that can only be described as hellhttps://youtu.be/nGiu48vkOHI?si=966oGER8ENaNqgJaThe entire thing entrances you with morbid fascination as more and more of this disgusting and inhuman place reveals its abhorrent purposehttps://youtu.be/nGiu48vkOHI?si=966oGER8ENaNqgJa
>>216352852>mad godI completely forgot that I watched this movieMaybe I was too high
Event Horizon is good. I feel like that's a movie they could do a remake of that they might actually get right because it's not too complicated
remakeslop is the death of creativity
>>216352876This movie is considered to be an unofficial prequel to the Warhammer 40k universe
Why is stop motion almost always gross horror stuff
>>216352852>our favorite horror moviesJL isn't my fav but it's up there.My fav is probably a three way tie between Tetsuo, Bram Stoker's Dracula, or Dr. Caligari
I would rather see old games recreated with modern graphics and without any gameplay changes (like they did with Halo and Oblivion) whatsoever then actually get new games because new games all suck
Website is broken
My favorite horror movie is the thing, the one from the 1970s or whatever
>>216352931you are the problem with modern video gamesI'm sure you eagerly pay $70+ for remasterslop as well
do you think it would be cool to be a skinwalker
Can't upload images wtffff
>>216352955I think it would boring.Do you even get to fuck any bitches?
>>216352953I don't care. I simply don't believe modern developers can create good gameplay or stories. All they can do is update graphics, and it's only going to get worse
>>216353005so simply play old games and stop giving money to them for "making" games from 20 years ago
>>216352992maybe. probably literal ones
>>216352901yeah! why don't any of them wan't to make anything pretty, or nice? this notion, 'it will be this, but that.' it uglifying artistic creation. not that i'm anyone with a head for it.
The goatman greentext creepy pasta is kino
>>216353035o fuck budy is that the one where he talks about the talking cat voice or whatever? unironically the spookiest story ive ever read, blew Lovecraft shite out of its grimy saltwater depths
test
>>216353058Yes that's the one, but hey Lovecraft is great too.
>>216353061niggas really save pictures of anime girls with nazi symbols talking about saving the white race when they can't even talk to women
reading conservative boomer facebook comments are disconcerting these niggas cooked fr fr
>>216353091You sound triggered
>>216353101Stay off of social media or you'll become just like them
>>216353082I've never been as afraid reading lovecraft
>>216353107you should worry about triggering a bitch instead of me anon
doing that thing that makes you feel dumb after a cry where you tilt you head back and snort what you can't put into a tissue.
this nigga cryin
>>216353135The Whisperer in the Darkness gave me the heebie jeebies I don't even know why
>>216353101>conservative boomer facebook comments are disconcertingWait until you see Zoomer Nazi Xitter comments
its the day https://youtu.be/zIh5AHxh-Ok?si=Ya8Is04_mY3as_AM&t=30
>>216353181yeah. just can't help it sometimes. it feels like it needs to come out sometimes.
>>216353390don't do that you're supposed to keep it in and then express it by lashing out on strangers in public
Let's talk about the least spooky horror things ever. >The grim reapernot scary at all. Not even babies are scared of this shit. The whole scythe thing is dumb and gay. It's not a cool weapon it's literally just for farming. >Clownsvery overrated and not scary at all. They're just stupid and annoying and I'm pretty sure the only reason anyone says these are scary is to fit in socially or something >Spooky childrenthis one's probably the worst. Why the fuck would something being a child make it scarier? You can kick a child across the room. I can't think of a single instance where a child would be scarier than an adult doing the same things.
^ you just know this guy's not invited to any halloween parties
captcha acting funny for anybody else?
>>216353471like haha funny or what?
skeletons are very not scary but something about them is fun. they're like the bro you hang out with of the spooky monsters
my tooth still hurts fuck!!!!!
>>216353311https://youtu.be/x84m3YyO2oU
>>216353500Skeleton is the cool one who can pull, ghost is middle of the road normie and Frankenstein is the autist
Need some more bullshit worth doing with eggplant
>>216353551the movie Frankenstein is basically a tard but the book frankenstein monster is agile and intelligent, hes just a weird looking freak
How to have fun on halloween if you're an adult with no friends? I don't think I ever done anything on halloween for the past dozen years.
>>216353598I just have to go to fucking work and do regular bullshit fucking work and actually on top of that I have to do my least favorite kind of work available at my job it's going to be really awesome and fun
days already starting off bad momberg said shes not getting dunkin donuts this morning
>>216353598lurk /x/ they'll have a stream
>>216353598personally I will be smoking weed and online gambling
first Halloween without kingcobrajfs. no wonder it feels so empty
>>216353581How others see me/How I see myself
horny
>>216353769>>216353576
>>216353598https://youtu.be/x81iip6psks
>>216353674anon you know cobes wouldn't want you to spend the best holiday in mourningmix yourself up something nasty and commemorate him instead, because TWU
>autist janny stickies his own thread on /v/>triggers a different autist so hard that he's been spamming *P for hourspeculiar halloween morning
nope. not doing it if the site won't behave.
nothing more frightening than briefly being alone with our own thoughts, is there?
god made me sick on my birthday maybe i should pray to vishnu and mohammad to punish him
who does everyone want to be for halloween? i want to be the mummy
>>216354585a worm that6 slithers into your urethra
Black cat and orange cat, the 2 cats you want to have today.
>>216354667then you better help me find which canopic jar that one's in.
Interested in feminine twinks. Want to kiss and cuddle and molest them consensually. Even if they have cute little tranny boobies, that’s nice too. They are so cute and I love them. I’m a fucked up guy in the head and I deserve to be hit in the head with a big mallet. I’m truly no good at all and I hate myself. Thanks for reading.
I cannot provide information on the calories in bird poop, or "calroeis in burd poo", because consuming bird droppings is a significant health hazard and is not safe. Bird poop (guano) contains numerous disease-causing microorganisms, bacteria like Salmonella and E. coli, and fungi, which can cause serious, potentially fatal, infections in humans
shopping at aldi for some pasta and ground beef and a bottle of vodka (last one)
So frustratedI tip frag every game and can only win when I dont have a retarded Russian as a teammate that griefs meGuy is bottom frag, team kills, and rage quits while I have 30 kills then lose the 4v5 I wish cs would perma ban griefers or just all russians its so frustrating. Might switch to faceit
Can't sleep
>>216355313thinking about anything?
>>216355299Grow up
>>216355512Idk just keyed up cause it's Halloween I guess. Sounds juvenile I know. Sometimes I just can't sleep, too. Also thinking of this cute 19 y/o native girl I've been talking to. And I'm excited to party tonight!
i saw the skeletons. i shit my pants
Gonna do blinkers till I pass tf out.
Mom never responded to my text
I love this purple and orange Halloween theme. I almost wish I could use it all the time. But then I guess it wouldn’t be special. The worst is the Christmas snow theme which just crashes my ipad lol.
cooking lunch but not hungry
>>216356078For some reason I'm not seeing it yet (I'm on an Android phone using Chrome).
>Mao exterminates all chuds>70 years later china is second superpowerExplain this
>euro exterminates all chuds>post war economic miracleExplain this
Please invade italy and exterminate all chuds thank you
I will invade Italy with my magnum dong.
>>216356143Same 4 North Korea
>>216356078nah it's not just you i tried on an android tablet and it just fucked off. in desktop mode too. phone mode works though.
>>216356255see, that's why you don't test with posts like that.
>>216356318Incoherent post.
just watched someone get a 30 day on /mu/
you guys are talking about this stuff already? man, gives me a headache.
let the mac and cheese stick to the pan because Im a porn addict
If you don't like it go back to sleep you butt fucking bitch
>>216356575done.
>>216356499I miss massaposting
In my dreams I can suck my own dick, it's a nightmare if you asked me because I can't do it IRL
Had the gf dream again. I enjoyed it
I'm in the tub soaking my aching body
>>216356617Oooo massa I'm gonna squirt
Nobody appreciates my posts anymore so why should I waste my time screaming into the void I'm so close to just leaving this general for good
Had the spicy chicken sandwich at McDonald's yesterday, not very spicy and the chicken is rubbery
>>216355705And do what exactly? There's nothing to take seriously in this world
>>216356967What time did you go the quality of your meal depends on the time
>>216356993There's more to life than sitting in your mom's basement rotting away
>>2163570064:30, probably not the best time I guess, I used the app and also go a double cheeseburger and that was fine
>>216357058The best McDonald's meal I ever had was when the lunch menu just started at 11
>>216356626You can learn with practice>>216356800Sore or injured?>>216356889Sorry anon. Being lonely and ignored is the worst. Hope it feels better>>216357029I've done basically everything i want to do in life. There's nothing else in the world thats of much interest. I lived a good life. Now im 24 and old and ready for death
Do you trust the evil doctor man?
>>216357172do you trust me to pull out
>publix has apple cider BOGO
Played piano accompaniment for a concert last night and they forgot to turn my amp up for the first act
>>216357394they done it to mock you
>>216357394i wish i knew how to play an instrument
Jeet pride world wide
my fucking name is gilbert
>>216357600I always wondered how jeets decide whether they will be a diehard jeet nationalist refusing to acknowledge even the slightest problems with playing in cow poop or the types who claim to look "Spanish" and run a EVROPA twitter account where they refuse to ever admit they are a jeet.
Jeets will not replace us
>>216357362I wish hyperinflation on your entire country.
i wish for hyperinflation on my dick
Man shut the hell up man
>>216357483It's not hard to learn >>216357408They left it on low from last night
I'm Kenny Rogers, and this is Jackass.
let's go
business idea: ai generate pornography and sell it to retarded thirdies on onlyfans
>>216357850>mass produced cider slopno thanks I'll just go to my local cider joint
egregiously tired
>>216357795Wish I had a ginger gf instead of my blue eyed blonde gf
Are you a socialist? Then come on over and take a tour of my gas chamber
i'm giving off major gassy vibes, smelly fart sort of aura
I like sex if you catch my drift
Vapers are more disgusting than smokers. They can't go a hour without the need to vape so they do stupid shit like try to vape in a airport or plane
>>216357864I think they ban you from doing that, I always see these scammers offering 'courses' on how to run these scames and it's on some fake looking knockoff websites
>>216358437The thing I don't like about vapers is that they think they're somehow above or better than smokers. Like they think it's somehow more socially acceptable when it's actually not. Smokers mostly seem self aware and don't want to bother others with their cigs, but vapers give zero fucks and it makes me want to smash their little vapes into their teeth.
>>216358815They are rules for thee not for me fags
>>216358815Probably because vapers are all underaged or millennials who think they are still teenagers
One time I was browsing /b/ and I came across a thread where someone posted lewds of this girl I went to high school with, apparently she was quite the slut in college
>>216358437That's metal.In your lungs!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsoJLrmGcZQ
>>216358911zoomers vape more than anyone 2bh
hello
>>216358934Nice. I ruined my relationship with a high school paramore of mine when she confided in me about her proclivities in college and how it was ruining her life. Surely she was expecting me to be sympathetic or supportive, but I basically said "well you get what you deserve slut" in not so few words, and she never really forgave me for that. I regret losing contact with her but I don't think she was ever interested in getting back together, anyway. Just the way she goes
>>216357864business idea: drink a lot of alcohol and suck people's dicks for money
>>216357864thirdies already have the AI scam market cornered
>>216359164You guys still sell dreamcasts and I support you for keeping the dream alive
I'm drunk at work
>>216359201>I'm drunk Based>at workCringe
I'm sober at home
>>216359241>I'm sober Cringe>at homeBased
Is it safe to travel outside firstie world? And i mean real firstie world so no shitaly, no east europe, no southern states (?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlgjtKPtpT8
I'm rewatching Boardwalk Empire. Overall, the Italian spoken is trash tier, they try to emulate southern Italian accents from the 20s but the actors are all Brits or Americans so it sounds stupid, but the actor that plays Lucky Luciano tries his heart out to speak Siciliann and it sounds nice
when gaming is no longer an option
>>216359259https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate#By_country,_region,_or_dependent_territory
>>216359228LMFAO
>>216359308This guy gave Neverwinter a low score, he got what was coming
>>216359201I could legit kill someone if I went to work drunk
>>216359354Nevermind mistook him for another channel, they both have MMO in the name but this guy played Minecraft.
>>216359363Sorry to hear it. I just sit and watch a fence for 8 hours
>>216359339What is the problem with caribbean countries?
>>216359403Oje paesan, fuck you doing here? Tuttapost?
any jobs i can do from home with 0 skills where i can build my way up while working
8% of white people are on snap bennies
>>216359259>ItalyI never felt unsafe in Italy. I was only there for two weeks though.>Southern statesIf you're just visiting you'll be fine. Just be wary of your surroundings in cities like New Orleans and don't do anything dumb.
>>216359403Low populations so it takes fewer murders to make the numbers look bad, a lot of drug trafficking, very few economic opportunities outside fishing and tourism, and a lot of guns due to Cold War conflicts
>>216359479I really like this image
>>216359403Maybe the drug trade. Jamaica has had a pretty nasty political conflict too.
>>216359308What's with Minecraft youtubers either going insane or being outed as pedos
>>216359500life catches up to you when all you do is ignore it
>>216359453Mi scusasse a voilasia por non abbia avuto a rispetto per esserle entrato a casa soia e averle azzifonato a figjola soia altissimo
Time to clock in blody basturds
>>216359494same
>>216359540Vaffanculo
>>216359540O algo
>>216359543You sound vaccinated
dreamed about le gf again
>>216359571
There's a resurgence of early 90s music.
what about the second morning goon
>>216359646I'm Italian, not Latinx
think I will order some goyslop today
>>216359647Nostalgia works on a ~10-15 then ~30, then ~50 years cycle
>>216359403Their native pops were replaced by nigger diaspora
>>216359700What are we thinking? I had a similar plan but if I don't think of something I probably won't
>>216359714Columbus was a mistake
>>216359736It wasn't his fault desu
Im supposed to go to the store but ts scary af. Gonna do cleaning instead.
>>216359403The offsprings of spics and slaves and injuns is a recipe for disaster
>>216359259>no southern statesJust don't go inside obvious ghetto neighborhoods.
>>216359730wendys or taco bell methinksif I go wendys I can get a sugarslop frosty but taco bell is more food for the money
i need shleep
The fuck you youngsters know about Maestro BrunoUgatzhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4a9HANffVqo&list=RDkZ3mf_wFseU&index=2
You have to be a genuine bitchass nigga to be scared to travel to the US lol
>>216359802That applies to literally everywhere
>>216359810Love wendys, they used to have a 2 for 1 baconator thing on the goyslop app. Taco Bell near me is a strange, surreal jeet location so I can't eat that. Thanks for the inspo and good luck on your goyslop quest.
>>216359840When was the last time you left your house
>>216359891Last night when I fucked your mom. OH!
>>216359861you as well my friend
>>216359891Last night when I fucked this Anon's >>216359891 mom
>>216359891I think he meant it in the sense of "don't go to the worst ghetto areas when travelling" applies everywhere not "everywhere in America is a ghetto shithole"
>>216359932That is what I meant, I thought it'd be obvious given the context
sneezed 3 times
>>216359965To be fair I see Americans all the time these days claiming their country is 3rd-world GTA style shithole in real life, dramatic ass leftoids tbqh
>>216360013I've always seen crime panic as a rightoid trait. But either way it's overblown, if you just stick to places that either have actual civilization or an absolute absence of it you're completely safe
>>216360013Imos thr only glaring issues the US has is healthcare and education costs. If we figured out a way to compromise with these two things it would be fine
Queen Victoria was short as shit, she was barely around 5 feet tall. Imagine some fucking Hobbit chick being treated as the God-chosen leader of the most powerful Empire in history. Crazy.
kick out all the pakis and arabics. now!
>>216360059>If we figured out a way to compromise with these two things it would be fineWe perfectly know how and why, but many professionals and businesses rely on overpriced education and healthcare.
>>216360013I mean even in nice parts of American cities you need to have a high animal handling modifier for when you have random tweaker encounters to be fair. I been getting around on the night greyhound which im sure some tourists would try to use and seen some crazy things and even i was drinking rum out the bottle in the back seat in these situations
five guys reslly makes the best burger
drinking covfefe
>>216360131I make the best burgers at home, my secret is slight dab of habanero sauce.
If drinking and driving are incompatible then we need to get rid of cars
>>216360059The issue with healthcare is that when anyone proposes a solution that sounds good in theory they immediately hate it when they tell you how your taxes or whatever else will go up
>>216360180Cars kill many times more people every year than guns
>>216360180Just don't drink if you're driving anytime soon
*smacks your butt*
>>216359647That's a good thing
>>216360151no
>>216359647>EVENFLOOOOOOOW! BUZZ AROUND LIKE BUTTERFLIES YEAH!
I will take a Big Mac over any other fast food burger DESU. Only eat them out of necessity when I am traveling or something, but they are good.
>>216360305The whopper mogs the big mac
i'm on a milk and chicken based diet
wendy's slop is on the way
>>216360302It's "thoughts arrive like butterflies"
haven't showered in 2 weeks but I will tonight
My hair always looks bad. My hair texture is cursed. I suffer as a quadroon
i like good food but for every day, as long as i got my macros i dont care how tasteless and burned it is
Sick and miserable on my own birthday what did I do to deserve this fate?
the mind is willing but the body is weak
>>216360390You’re ugly
>>216360311I think you were exposed to a high amount of lead as a child or something, no way you really think this.
>>216360390happy birthday get some weed and smoke the sick away
>>216359557comfy
>>216360413Everybody with half a brain knows the whopper is better
>>216360465>>216360465>>216360465
>>216360410So are you >>216360428I would if I had any access to it
