Non-canspaedo new
>>216371082>those nailsGirlie what the duck
>>216371082
had a dream where some crazy anglo went on a rampage and wounded me with a gun until some brave policewoman shot him
VIC... I've fallen.
>>216371116is that blood around them, saskia teague keeps her toenails in pretty good nick, this lass could learn a thing or two from her
>>216371116Probably the remnants of red nailvarnish
>>216367567In here, faggots
>>216371143imagine that was a bbc her slender fingers were wrapped around instead
I dont think canspaedo has had a single thread this evening
>>216371146angloids are violent beasts
>>216371160Rage on attention seeker
>>216371160Would've posted there but your desperation is giving me second hand embarrassment
>>216371146Shooting russians is based and trad
>>216371082Stupid bitch
Always happy to make a mockey of paedos
think I got infected piles and the infection has now spread to my hip bones and is now rotting me from the inside, with no obvious outward symptoms but a lot of random aches and pains and tiredness and a numb bum when I poo that's then followed with some localised shooting pain
>>216371187lol ok dtfib you cringey turbomong
This has got to be one of the most autistic discussions I've ever read.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prince_Andrew#Requested_move_30_October_2025
>>216371143what the fuck? i think i might actually know her. I think this is possibly a half dutch/half canuck lass? I haven't seen her in a while but this really reminds me of her
thoughts diego?
>>216371185
>>216371218>communist pedo babble
>>216371226Don't know her myself sorry lad I've never been in the same room as a woman in real life.
shag
>>216371224Wiki editors are autistic
mad we have a pope with no foreskin who must have needed lube to do his papal wanks at the moment
God my dog fucking stinks tonight
>>216371230what’s pedo or babble about it? i’m calling you what you objectively are
whens there going to be a gay pope
>>216371252well if it really is her she's bisexual and has seen my willy and her friend told her she should get me shagged oh the bus
>>216371285When?
>>216371285pretty sure most of them have had their fair share of alterboy arse at some point
>>216371285brown liquid sprays out the chimney instead of white smoke
got my Austin Powers costume on yeah baby yeah!
>>216371271You are a babbling communist pedophile, is that hard to understand? Why are russians so slow?
Desperately wish I had schizoid personality disorder, I'm pretty sure loneliness is destroying my brain and causing hormonal imbalances
Just got spooked by this movie!!!!!
>>216371266stop sniffing its arse then lad
>>216371366except i’m not, and have never indicated that i might be. you however are a profoundly low iq dogshit cringeposter who is desperate to fit in but doesn’t
>>216371389wouldn't desperately wishing you had a friend be nicer then? i believe you can simply achieve that without a wish also :D>>216371391!!! what movie??
Wallace and Gromit couples costume with Gfberg. I'm Wallace.
whats the gayest thing you lot have done then?
modern humans have been domesticated by aliens
>>216371424your dad
>>216371412sadly he does fit in here, a fate I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy>>216371423jacobs creeks crackers packet to boot?
>>216371412>more commiepedobabbleWhy don't you follow your comrades and turn into a bloody mess in some random ukrainian treeline?
>>216371421>wouldn't desperately wishing you had a friend be nicer then?I've had friends, many throughout my life, and I've never felt that sense of ease and group belonging others describe. It's always an arduous painful experience.
got myself a new duvet, gon be comfy tonight
>>216371424masturbate to gay porn
Ryan Gosling's Wrexham THUMPING Frank Lampard's Coventry.
>>216371421Oddity 2024
>>216371459sorry that you can’t speak english. learning would help you fit in
(8) send me yoru location the ubers outside (8)
>>216371477objectively not gay at all
>>216371424Sexted with a tranny
Remember faggots, move to the right thread for me like good faggots
alcoholic mate is in an absolute state, really sad to see
>>216371537fuck off you sad case
>>216371537Canslad would never say this
rorke buying 2 boxes of celebrations on the way home from toil in case any trick or treaters come and then not having a single one at the door and then eating the celebreations himself hungover the day after
im here dont worry x
>>216371556:( grim af mateit's evil thing
scared of fireworks me
>>216370888She was Polish
Ever since starting Mounjaro two months ago I've been having two or three little shits each day instead of one big one. Is this normal?
>>216371587alri catberg
lol russia makes the brazil wog angry
>>216371598based fatlad
>>216371598How overweight are you? Any sides?
>>216371537What's wrong buddy?
>>216371564rorke goes to the shop tomorrow to clear them out on discountits mei am rorke
>>216371598What're you gonna do when you come off it? Will you come off it? I qualify for the stuff but I'll never take it - lost weight before without it, will do it again. Already lost 60lb and people keep asking if I'm on it, no cunt, I'm fucking not
>>216371464What do you feel like who be ideal then without the schizoid temperament>>216371475just make sure you hide under it properly tonight, otherwise the monsters could get you>>216371596hm it's possible then, polish is one of the worst sounding slavic languages to me though
watching hardcore pawnjews ripping off the black population of detroitkinda symbolic of america itself, really, isn't it
the jews
thankfully i have all jf's filtered
Why did we close down insane asylums?
still in the bath lads
>https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/stationswhat'll it be lads?
oy vey
>>216371673loony bins still exist
>>216371673Thatcher thought care in the community would be a wonderful idea.
So we've wondered if you should give oral to escorts. But do they actually enjoy it?
>>216371675gay freak
im unc lads. i go to parties and play board games while sipping on the same drink for 90 minutes
>>216371638>What do you feel like who be ideal then without the schizoid temperamentIdk what you mean mate, ideal friend for me? Apparently none, as I have always been on the periphery of friend groups and have never formed an emotional bond with a male in my entire life
>>216371738hwo is it possible
>diego posted>no one careswould never happen if it were mikey
garn beddingtons
I've wanked to gay porn on dozens of occasions
>>216371762ganight mate x
>>216371694Fucking bitch
hmm yes sitting in a bath is gay of course straight people can't bath stands to reason
Going bed at 9:30 on a Friday night, what a life oh my days
he's jealous of my duck
>>216371759by being unc
>>216371623105kg now, was 110>>216371637When I get to 14 stone, which I think is the right weight for my height and build. I'll probably have to take a maintenance dose so I don't just go back up. They probably have me hooked for life desu.
>>216371760It's not really him
>>216371668what does jfs mean?
All jokes aside I'm actually old as shit. I'm 28.
>>216371809early to bedearly to rise makes a man cute healthy and wise
>>216371825>They probably have me hooked for life desu.At least you're aware. This will not fix the problem, it will harm you in the long run (I believe, at least that's why I'll never take it)
>>216371809scream if ure not going otu whats the ponit>>216371819 unc doesn't mean borgin af>>216371853scream u're like hafl my age i could actuall y bey oru father
Couldn't even get an erection from the Sydney Sweeney pics, it really is fucking over for me
>>216371832it might be you never know
Halloween is the one night a year im not wearing a costume....
ohmydayz new youtube is shit>>216371909banging tits, terrible face
>>216371914I do know
29 years on earth, not a fucking shag.
>>216371923screa this si actually me thopeople want to atke photos with me today but not on normal days lol
>>216371950You compromised, you wanked off to tranny porn. You see where I'm going?
yeah I just be staring at my phone to avoid getting scared by the movie
viva forever
No more doomscrolling for me dawg, employment’s calling my name
>>216371967haha I do this x
diego, where do you stand on the filioque? need it or keep it?
So this is YOUR Halloween 2025 lads.Halloween used to be an American thing, but now it's a big deal here in the UK.And you decided to spend it with /brit/.Good choice.
>>216371929gay porn cat
bit of friday night darkwave for me
Can basically only wank to degrading pornography as I feel so insecure/ashamed of myself that watching sex between two healthy attractive adults makes me feel pathetic
>>216372005yeahh boiii HOMEALONE EVERYF FRIAYYYAYAYY NIGHT BABEH
>>216372029Ktim
I've decided to make a youtube channel and until recording my voice I didn't realise my new zealand accent was so strong (and the nz accent is the gayest in the world)might have to look up some diction videos to help mitigate this
>>216372005im here, and in 1 minute im in bed sleepingso good nightthanks for inviting me to the brit posting party this hallioween big GBLASTi love BLASTINGlets goooooo
irony is i've not even started drinking yet but i know if i dont type lazily you not gonat hink it's me haha
Back with the cans, lads.Anyone else on the lovely, lovely cans?>>216372005They celebrate burring the Catholic in afew weeks I think instead of this pagan holiday, lad
>>216372057blgo on
Little bit scared I won’t lose my virginity now
>>216372050bet you want some diction
>>216372046what does ktim mean
>>216371082mortar relief
>>216372090ok tim
>>216372090It means "kek this is me" they add the k because "tim" is too close to "timmy" which is the equivalent of nigger for white people here
>be me, at toil this morning>9.15 morning stand-up Teams meeting>one of the lads working from home has his cat on the call>I'm in the office talking to his cat remotely going like "Meow meow meow MEOW MEOW MEOW">everyone in the office looking at me like I'm mentally illfuck 'em
>>216371424I once got fucked up the arse whilst wanking off two men and they came on my faceI guess that counts as quite gay
>>216372146you're a madman
going to bed, see you all bright and early tomorrownight ladsx
>try to post mp4 or webm>Error: Corrupted file or unsupported file type.is this a new rule or something
>>216371651They don’t rip them off the blacks are just mongs
>>216372146it's just your life mate
aight im out cu
>>216372174thanks for the reply les
https://youtu.be/Dtak3NDmfLg
>>216372146
>>216372146The Mentalist (2008-2015)
>>216372146they had to kill himsaid he was to based too be kept alive
A life spent laying in bed in the darkOh yes
Tributes are being called up from all 12 districts of /brit/ to fight to the death.Throw a willing/unwilling contestant in the hat for /brit/ spooky games!>Submissions with an image and name will take priority.>Previous winners (https://postimg.cc/zbPjKtYS) are barred from entering, with possible rare exceptions when deemed fit. https://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php . Terms & Conditions apply.
still time to put together a quick 'stume and hit the clubs lads
glod
why the fuck does both /cum/ and /brit/ have blonde girls as their cover photo?
Thinking of getting a Frieren action figure to masturbate onto. Thoughts?
>>216372237The candyman
Friendly reminder that anime is for nonces.
video game has someone who looks like me in it but they're much more successful in life than I am, feels a bit shite playing the game
>>216372237Dave the Rave
got the anime on
still in the bath and there is nothing you can do about it
>>216372301cor
Friendly reminder that ummm ahhhh I like milk and cookies
>>216372237sir jeremy stalin
>>216372237Stepan
Last time Emma Starr set a new record of 7 kills after 'finishing off' 2nd place "John from Fake Taxi" with her blade. Will we have such an unusually dominant winner this time around? Will the announcer get banned just before posting such thrilling trivia like last time around? We will have to see.
the local corner shop ran out of asahi
>>216372237bathlad>>216372301
>>216372237schoolgirl
>>216372237dickhead man
Gravy’s good tonight
>>216372237lil zesty
>>216372237Fishe
>>216372237the rocketman
>>216372237Brekfast
The winds of the east have come at last
wanking to half naked Japanese girls
>>216372237Foul Fagus
samuel
>>216372237Ziedy
>>216372357good man
>>216372237poo for tea lad (he always has poo for tea)
>>216372237Xander
>>216372237Jay Slater
>>216372237rnige
darren
>>216372237Lauren Alexis
Asked a woman out on Bumble 3 hours ago and had no reply.Maybe if I keep subjecting myself to punishment the pain will subside.
nathan
>>216372403Hi
>>216372400shes probably wearing a slutty little costume to attract chad rn
>>216372400You're annoying as fuck on here and it's an anonymous imageboard, not surprised nobody wants to talk to you IRL
>>216372380kek
don't want to wank because I know it will be over in two minutes and I wouldn't even get time to enjoy it
>>216372389
>>216372428Lmao what, that's fucking brilliant
PEAS
>>216372432u need to goon for a couple of hours
>>216372237Lupita Nyong'o
'tistic me
LadsI don't think I could ever possibly be so fucking comfy.Just paid £4.20 for a pint and a soft drink for the missus too. That's champion
slippy
Lads, come on. Someone has to be having the cans
>>216372273>>216372291>>216372312>>216372338All added8 Spots left!
fucked up trimming my facial hair. the clip popped off the clipper and left a hairless patch. had to shave it all off. at least i wont need to trim for a month or two.
>>216372462You aren't
>>216372473lewis the loaf
airmax 95cocoa oilairplane modemmhmm
>>216372237fat lana del ray
>>216372481You're right, lad. I am not having the cans.I'm having the BIG cans
tummystein hurts
>>216372462
>>>/gif/29722779god I wish that were me so so so fucking much
>cocoa oilVirgin freak white boi detected
>>216372462don't drink that muck
>>216372498corr wish i had a big fat rich yank wife
2 HOURS UNTIL WORK
>>216372237hogberg
>>216372503You're not having any alcohol and you never have Frankly it's pathetic that you continue to pretend that you do
>>216372432Can I ask you some questions about Russian women?
>>216372473>>216372237the legend
Who won the war between mods and rockers?
>>216372542At least he's knocked the Mac Studio gimmick on the head
>>216372556Mods had a more lasting impact on popular culture
>>216372560He's been lurking here not posting anything but his early news for hours and hours Honestly frightening to imagine the state of this freak's life Sat alone in his mom's house on a Friday pretending to drink alcohol to impress/mildly troll anonymous strangers
>>216372473sir lip balmer
>>216372237LittleCuck
>>216372578Is it true the British government was supporting the mods?
hey niggers
>>216372598Are you talking to me?
>>216372556they basically merged but mods retained the most characteristics and gad a little resurgence in the 90s
>>216372598um racismlad you cannot say that
Last spot open for hunger games
>>216372610aye
>>216372598you've gone ahead and posted a naughty word
>>216372622Hi! :3
>>216372511Good lad>>216372529Bit gay>>216372542>>216372560Have a lad, cans>>216372583Can go back to impersonating me and pretend to be Judge Dredd, lad? That was a laugh and a half.
>>216372621pooman
>>216372598oh hi racismlad
>>216372598Racism is not cool. Black people are our brothers
>>216372598hello
>foods and supplements to help boost libido>Tribulus>Maca root>Red ginseng>Fenugreek>Saffron>Ginkgo biloba>L-citrullineDo any of these actually work?
>>216372635Get a grip man seriously is something going wrong at home? Do you need someone to talk to?
got the Treehouse of Horror on
>>216372333*rings Nonce Patrol*
>>216372661no
The tributes are selected and en route to the arena.
>>216372333mad how this is a dozen times better than any of the sydney sweeney pics
>>216372662Have a lad, can.It'll do you the world of joy to shove a big willard in your pooey arse
Off for my black nigger walk
>>216372683why do half of these have nothing to do with /brit/
>>216372683Rooting for Lil Zesty personally
>>216372683come on dickhead manyou're hard as fuck
>>216372683now how does this work then?
hell yeah this is me right now
>>216372711shut the hell up
>>216372711Do you mean the thread or British culture?Either way both are dead
The gamemakers are just checking there are no men that should be women and vice versa... good to go.May it commence...
>>216372683corrprepare to get battered
>>216372745lush and I mean lush
>>216372725gyppo jack
>>216372745Wow pretty
>>216371149it's red nail polish remnants
>>216372747
>>216372789RIP dickheadman
>>216372789lil ziedy? he strangling xx
There’s this shadow somewhere …
>>216372723we sit back and he updates uswelcome, newfriend
The bloodbath ends with 2 fatalities, but the fight has only just begun.
>>216372836Cmon foul fagus make me proud
>>216372836Sam Hyde does not murder downies - good stuff
LATINA BOOTY!
>>216372789it wasn't meant to be like this
/brit/ legends fall short, and early.
>>216372834haha wtf is that
windrush winston kissing snappydem
>>216372872they're calling them 'girls' i believe
Darkness falls on the extra spooky arena.
>>216372882Context?
we should rebuild hyperborea
so webms and mp4s are fixed
>>216372883You like the black willys don’t you?
>>216372882LOL
>>216372891>the girls owning the lads>wholesome downie Based
Femme fatale on day 2
>>216372903bizarre
>>216372933You have posted about them for like 3 years now
>>216372933Why do you continue this charade?
>>216372927
>>216372927>fishe dies from hypothermiafuck's sakestupid fish
Belgium being bummed by big black batons
>>216372970mmhmm
It's getting cold out in the arena! ooooh dynamic weather controls? Who knows
>>216372962captain kirk the merciful
Is Ashwagandha dangerous?
>>216372998>lewis the load deadnooooo
all nice and well but the cronem are coco buttering up each others batons and battys in the marble clad gherkin showers
>>216372970Hot
>>216373006Yeah pretty sure he beheaded a guy in Iraq
well fucking make a new then
Snuggling and noncery on the second night
>>216373043gaaaaaaaay
>>216373043my tribute sir jeremy stalin cuddling up all snug so cute!
>>216367567>>216367567>>216367567
>>216373074
>>216373043>>216373062hunger games? more like bummer games!
>>216373077>the legend and lil zesty hunt for other tributesa powerful alliance
>>216373096insane combined aura
