Blonde american white girlprevious: >>216368588
Happy halloween
jai hind sardekar
>Americans have a holiday where they just stuff their faces with candy.Of course they do
>>216371976Sardekar like dune
>>216371974>troon immediately jumps to the porn addict new really makes you think
fuck my incel chud life and my whore ex (egf so i didnt even have sex)
I want to have gay sex with Benson Boone
first for wanting to be germanic
god damn slim shady goes hard
>>216371900I’m a natural blonde
im going to hide in my room
>>216372073No you're not
Do you guys have a Halloween gf ?
>>216372112no
>>216372041Not sure what you are implying
>>216372112I’m dressing as a gf for halloween
>>216372136troonism stems from porn addiction
>>216372112i have an incel life year round since 98
saw a guy doing actual blackface for a costume earlier today
>>216372153You're so played out man
>>216372196Society is healing
At least get out and try to chat up some girls in slutty Halloween outfits.
>>216372196based
the US would be much better off in general and significantly more SOVLful if it had remained agrarian just like Jefferson intended.
>>216372228those are kids you sick fuck
>>216372228>chat up some girls in slutty Halloween outfitsand say whathey bb want sum fuck arrest me mommyy happy halooweenn
>>216372269Lol
>>216372196what's trudeau doing there
>>216372299Someone beat him up, please.
>>216371900idk why they push that racially ambiguous slop like Ariana grande when white blondes look so much better
>>216372228I have girls in slutty halloween outfits at home
is halloween a satanic holiday? many serbs claim so. i asked this in the previous thread and didn't get an answer
>>216372346i think you do know
>>216372363worse. it’s irish
Snakes are so awesome
My little cousin dressed up as Squidward for Halloween
>Far Cry 4 came out 13 years ago
why are we here
>>216372430We are retarded
>>216372421I meant 3I never played any after 3
>>216372430Just to suffer
>>216372435oh ok
>>216372430To like comment subscribe and hit that bell
>>216372448that's bad!
>>216372421>I remember things that happened 20 years ago
>>216372476Oh, it is? Sorry. I'll go to bed then
Why does she look 40 years old?
>Sleeping Dogs came out 13 years ago
are there any things you've done you feel guilty about regularly
>>216372504Better than GTA Shame they never made a second one
I want it to be cold already, I really need to move somewhere with a better winter
>>216372513No because I keep doing worse things to forget about them
>>216372499White women age terribly these days.
>>216372548le microplastics o algo
>>216372504>>216372518RIP MY NIGGA WINSTON
>>216372548>these days
>>216372534We just had record breaking 1 day snowfall this month in iceland which was followed by a record number of car accidents
>>216372401can't imagine a good squidward costume
Happy Halloween
>>216372566looks polynesian
>>216372591>iceland confirming he's a proxyshitter yet again Who could have guessed?
>>216372593His costume is like 7 feet tall, it looks good
>>216372600South Chinese are browner than Northern
>>216372616I'm in colombia, retard
>>216372638it's more because of how stocky he iswere chinamen even involved in the development of that game?
>>216372593
>>216372664It was developed in early 2010s Canada back when they were all Chinese (now they’re Indian)
>>216372363If you’re a protestant everything is satanic
>>216372746Satan is an angel that works for god
>>216372746the bible does say that satan rules this worldwith God's permission ofc
>>216372363my grandmother used to say it was but she also used to rant about her neighbors being commies and tell exaggerated stories about turning people in during the red scare so I don't really think she was a reliable source for anything
>>216372667
>>216372783based grandma
Speaking of grandmother tier shitI forgot my tea on the counter when I left this morning and then I microwaved it when I got home
>>216372827no she was actually very annoying about it, no you old bitch you did not turn in your third grade teacher for being a commie and they didn't drag him out in front of the whole class you're 80 act like an adult
>>>/r9k/82968820made one
>>216372844she did and you're a seething trannyrepent and respect your elders
Saw the Bruce Springsteen movie. Would not recommend
>>216372846I don't watch 3d porn that often but I find handjobs hotter than sex its usually better shot and you don't have to listen to some bitch fake moan
>>216372746You're not prot? What are you
>>216372875you from jersey? fuggedaboudit
When my grandmother died I inherited an iphone 5 and the the combobulation to just work harder
Gonna watch this
>>216372886Satanic
>>216372929This nigga watchin' a book
>>216372937andysixx
>>216372929yeah i bet that ship's twink was blowing some horns
Hello chaps.https://youtu.be/JrGbzN18eoo
https://x.com/aldamu_jo/status/1984275746307915835>Israeli settlers are burning down the Christian town of Taybeh in the West BankOur boomercons see this and then propose Netanyahuas as nobel peace price receiverPushing the vaccine wasn't enough for them
>>216372504>>216372518>>216372566I FUCKING LOVE SLEEPING DOGS https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vpyl6oTw_n4&pp=ygUcZGFuY2Ugb2YgdGhlIHlpIHBlb3BsZSByZW1peA%3D%3D
>>216372846Zoomers and Alphas have no future
>>216372956I am unvaxxed and also I don't support the state of israel because it is the whore of babylon.
>>216372988are the vaxxed damned to hell or can jesus still save them
>>216372988It's a Talmudist nationTalmudism was designed as opposite to ChristIt's the rejection of everything we believe in
accidentally ran over an indian child
I keep my vaxxes up to date because I already had autism
>>216373039Yes I know. Watch these spooky videos!https://youtu.be/JrGbzN18eoo
>>216373049That's only safe to do if you also already had brain swelling
palestine is a beacon of islameo-christian civilization being unjustly oppressed by the christ-killers
>>216373039Also do you like Faust? They are a German band. Check this out!https://youtu.be/x1zilHyOju4
trick or treating in palestine
>>216373080There are still genetic remnants of European crusader colonists. We should hand over the Levant to them
The Gigalo of Babylon
the lion pays no heed to the palantir AI panopticon
judeo hinudism
>>216373111What would your costume be?
4chan is a Shinteo-Christian website. Don't like it? Feel free to go back where you came from.
>>216373094Don't know them
>>216373146an american patriot with an israeli american flag
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>>216373209Your pm is literally a WEF pick
>>216373217Bryan Johnson NOOOOO
>>216373209They would attack you like a swarm of zombies and pull out your intestines
there are two sides to every storyone side is evil and the other is good
news is talking about people having spooky weddings today. i admit i'm a superstitious person, but that seems like a bad idea to me. if not in the sense of bad omens, then for the fear you might taint halloween with the memory of a divorce haha
I am starving
>>216372929seems kino
>>216373300Imagine how distracting it would be to be seated next to her
Last night I started watching VHS Halloween but then I fell asleep desu
>>216371900OP girl sexes Asian men
>>216373236good. accelerate.>>216373246not really if they tried anything idf would disintigrate them
Still not banned
quit it with the anitsemitism and hinduphobia already
The one part was pretty good where theybare trick or treating and they get stuck in this house because the door disappears and they can't find a way out and there is this spooky woman in the house
>SNAP starvation deaths not happening>strike on Venezuela not happeningWhy do I keep expecting things to happen?
>>216373412cause you're mexican o algo
>>216373412Hi. Do you like scary movies?
the only good halloween movie ever was monster house
is skyrim supposed to run worse than fallout 4?
>>216373412
My tranny boygirlfriend’s penus is SMALL and CUTE <3
>>216373412>SNAP starvation deaths not happeningMany of america's poorest have enough fat for several months>strike on venezuelaThe US wasn't going to attack the venezuelan military. That was fake news
>>216373369Who is the nigguh reporting everyone tonight
>>216373433E.T.
Shall be watching baseball with all the lights off and not handing out candy.
>>216373501Mine was outside of /cum/ thoughbeit, seems the mod didn't agree or is still not in.
>>216373501>post sexy women>get bannedWe have a faggot problem in /cum/
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
If I ever meet one of my mom’s bosses from her job, I’m gonna lift them up over my head, spin them around like a big pizza, and throw them upward into the cold recesses of outer space.
>>216373574Trvke
racism, sexism, and antisemitism are sexy. the problem is that you arent realistically going to express this in public.
>>216373591She must complain a lot
sometimes i feel like i'm just a fucking skeleton wearing a disguiseyeah i'm a bit twisted
>>216373640Finger my ass
>>216373640Based
>>216373633>the problem is that you arent realistically going to express this in public.You could put it on a t-shirt
the people who didn't take care of their teeth and lost them all are the dalits of the skeleton world
Turned off all my lights and closed all the blinds. I will not be a willing participant in Satanic rituals involving minors.
The Dark Tapes is p good horror movie
>>216373693full grown nigga scared of halloween
>>216373693you better not have trick or treated as a lad or that's bad karma
>>216373693Based. Fuck them kids
>>216373634Not really.
>>216373693Too bad, there is already a skeleton inside you
FACT CHECK: a skeleton would NOT be able to move on its own due to its lack of musculature
i have a really big dick. no woman wants to have sex with me because it hurts. i wish i was a dicklet
Bigger dogberg is going mental at the trick or treaters.Smaller dogberg doesn't really care that much and is just relaxing mostly.
>>216373672Dubs and I get green card
>>216373805You should put it in my mouth
Halloween is Pagan and antisemitic and antiChrist and based
>>216373842I want the mexican gf
>>216373843only if you promise to swallow everything
The extent of mom's Halloween decorating
>>216373892awww
>>216373874I want NONE.
gonna go to a bar wearing my Halloween costume. i REALLY hope i'm not the only one.
I like smoking. It’s extremely fun and makes you look cool. The only reason I don’t smoke is that it’s poison.
>>216373954gl;hf
>>216373977Heh two dogs that’s cute I love dogs
>>216373973not everything that's bad for you is poisonit is toxic tho
>>216373973Yes I agree it feels good to smoke. I really like vaping too but I quit 6 months ago cold turkey because I had done it for years and eventually the heavy metals would get me.
>>216373847God I wish they would knock on my door
Damp as fuck right now.
shit on jeet property
>>216373973Sometimes I think about buying a hookah
>>216373917She wrote "boo" two more times on the back as well
>>216374031Kind of you to offer them a gift, anon
>>216374031How will they know what shit is yours?
going to pretend im not at home
>>216374091you gon get egged
>>216374091where will you pretend to be
Bigger dogberg's excitement is getting smaller dogberg riled up now.
was walking back from class with a girl who rejected me and another girl i was talking to in class decided to randomly join us. i think we up
>>216374126>>216374131no im going to hide in my room
I loved going trick or treating with my friends when I was a kid but I never really liked candy very much. Most of it would end up getting thrown out lol. I would eat all the potato chips and just a little bit of candy.
The doorbell to the bathroom in the gas station near my house plays funkytown when you press it
>>216374175but if you're pretending your not home, where are you pretending to be?
>>216374207on neptune o algo
>>216374174Karl Poolkington
>>216373432I do. But the last one I watched was when I was a kid a million years ago. In the last decade I have watched 6 movies not memeing.
>>216374230careful not to wander into uranus
Sneakily drinking liquor on the bus.
I started dressing like this and women at college started talking to me. they literally ignored me during the first half of the semester when i was just wearing shirts and shorts. i'm kinda ugly looking and autistic too, idk how it worked
Sneaking steroids into candy to make the children jacked
>>216374281You're allowed to drink liquor on the bus during the holiday
>>216373892adorable
>>216374276ill bring along a bottle of lube when i enter uranus
It's pissing rain right now.
>>216374294My friend is exactly like this lmaoMe too but I cook really well and don't like house plants
>>216374294rather just be an incel than making a fool of myself
>>216374294We should dress like this again
>>216374294gay as frick
>>216374294I don't get why girls like the French language.
trying to leech off my brothers weed, but I can't find it. FUCK, NIGGA *Smashes keyboard and starts destroying everything*
>>216374367>>216374337It's funny because I announced to this general like two or so months ago that I would do this as an experiment.
>>216373412the more important thing, why do you want bad things to happen? what's going inside to cause this thirst for schadenfreude? heh, had to copy that word from google. easy to say, but murder to spell.
Hey dude. Can you get me a Reese's in the vending machine? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
>>216373842Me and my bf in the bottom right
>>216374391Non-addictive btw
>>216374197Why is there a doorbell, does someone live there?
>>216374425You are not a girl
>>216374422Anything for these little guyshttps://youtube.com/shorts/5cv9sCXCz-A?si=L7DxcA8VJnlryj4v
I support trans rights and it's merely a coincidence I sponsor the greatest roller derby team in my region
>>216374422cute little rascalswish raccoons were as easy as cats and dogs to have as pets
>>216374422no. i just looked, you fellas cannot have chocolate. i'll spoon out some peanut butter and chex for you.
>>216374438You gotta press it to let em know you're using it and some fatass unlocks the door
>>216374350This is major league swag out Ranjesh Im in agreeance to this idea
The most endangered species? The honest man.
i have lots of sex actually
last pushup. rrrrrraaaaagggggghhhhhh
>>216374281I got on the bus half-drunk again the driver glared at meMet up with you in Inglis thumbed a ride to Cedar Key
>>216374496Me too with my right hand
>>216374379If you watch movies from the 1950s, Spanish once held that same romance tongue reputation as French does. Ironically, too many of you ruined that.
>>216374431It is addictive, I didn't say it wasn't. What latino nigga? you wanna have a scrap or what?
might jerk off for the third time today
>>216374509i think french is starting to lose it too. it's half-associated with pepe le pew types now, isn't it?
Brave is always asking to update like slow your roll homie
>>216374486We somehow need the rest of the country to do this too.
>>216374579brave is a bitcoin miner
Took a very normal shit. Very ordinary. Size, shape, colour, consistency, and odour: all comfortably within acceptable parameters.
>>216374510*a little kid suddenly stabs you in the thigh with a dirty syringe*Good job, Paco. This gringo's gonna have to watch his T-cell count for the rest of his life
>>216374337You've accomplished both
The most endangered species is young, hot white women.
Am I turtley enough for the turtle club?
I have single handley found 25 cases of lost media in the last two years
>>216374638as a disgusting brown man i need one
these player name puns on fox have got to stop. they're talking about yamamoto and they flew up "Yama's Motto" with his stats. good grief.
>>216374621*runs you over with a monster truck*sh-th-fuck up already.
>>216374648post em
>>216374659I’m hoping for some Yamameatballs tonight
>>216374659When Jeremy lin was playing they called him "the chink in the armor"
>>216374666¡ACK!
>>216374659Trey Bien
What ancient empire do cats come from?Purrrsia!Get it?
>>216374350
>>216374734egypt
>>216374734what did i just say about puns? put a paws on it already.
>>216374734meow
>>216374748No, Purrrsia, like Persia. Do you get it?
>>216374748I don't get it
muuuaaahaa the national anthem. 's always been celebrated for its excellence.
Lots of trick or treaters on the east coast this year?
>>216374851They never play the full version
i trick these hoes out but i give them a treat as well
>>216374869idk I been listening to music
>>216374870well at least your guy sang it jazzier. our guy held on that final note so long i thought he was gonna start changing colors like the opera singer in the bugs bunny cartoon.
>>216374851Thanks Orson
y'all watchin the game?
>>216374966Wouldn’t miss it
>>216374958Hang in there fren!
in lieu of nochan november I think I will do noshitboards novembergoodbye /cum/mers, see you on the flip side
>>216375029I won't miss you
>>216375029You still have hours left until november what's the rush bucko?
>>216374966yeah, but i got a bad feeling about this. it's fitting for the day though. is there anything spookier than canadians beating americans in a sport? *shudders*
>>216375043the feeling is mutual bitch ass ho ass nigga>>216375046I'm gonna go smoke weed and watch a slasher movie
>>216375054Sabotage the show
Next Halloween Justin Trudeau should be Aladdin again
non-stop gooning november
you know what i think would help MLB ratings and ticket sales? relegate the organist to the opening and closing of the game. i know this spits in the eye of decades of tradition, but i think if they blasted some boomer rock when a flyball or homer cracks out, instead of hearing "Seven Nation Army" on the organ for the billionth time, interest would improve.
THROW AWAY YOUR TELEVISIONTIME TO MAKE THIS CLEAN DECISIONMASTER WAITS FOR ITS COLLISION NOW
>>216375162Better idea: naked cheerleaders
>>216375162you want to put dozens of hard-working organists out of work you evil little man
>>216375223i say our ideas are compatible.>>216375226not at all! those devices can play a song from a keystroke. make 'em DJ's!
>>216375250you think it's one guy playing the organ the whole game? they trade off, you'd can half of them at least
Neighbors dogs will be barking all night
>>216375227I am one of those people
already yawning. i hate boreball
>>216375320leave it on in the background and just save the score in your head if you work. that's what i used to do. "so wow, those team name's huh? shooo..."
Infinite beer
>>216375282imagine fucking her
>>216375320filtered
>>216375400Is this the big game that decides if BlueJays win the WS? I don't keep up but I think it is
>>216375408How many times are you going to ask instead of looking it up
>>216375375So who is the girl in the OP? She is really beautiful, she is stunning
>>216375382would solve all my problems
>>216375431>how dare you interact with a fellow /cum/mer instead of just googling it aloneholy fuck sorry bro nevermind
bought a vampire costume in the end...
>>216375444dude, calm down, look at me. you have nothing to be sorry for. he's just an asshole. *hugs*
>>216375444Sorry I hurt your feelings lil bro
>>216375462I was sucking this guy off under his dress while he did this
>>216375382
>>216375462>>216375463
>>216375437What does OP's picture has to do with halloween
>>216375491That's just haters b
>>216371900she could pass as local, i'd say she's not really american
autistic niggas be like "there's exactly 2,435 toothpicks and also i pooped my pants"
>>216375457pics?
>>216375491i can’t tawlk..
>>216375562
i'm not using that, make a proper halloween edition
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