What are the most German behaviors you know, /int/?
>>216381202Germans are absolutely autistic and literal about stupid things, but alcohol turns you into happy party people.
>>216381242>Germans are absolutely autistic/int/ keeps claiming this but offers ZERO evidence.
>>216381202While walking in the street, if someone is coming, making way and not just shoulder-checking them Greeting with a short hello or some nod of acknowledgement They take care of things and aren't disrespectful shitheads Being generally just nice and accommodating and they don't treat people like subhumans
>>216381284Thank you!
>>216381202maybe he shouldn't be writing stories that have characters he know nothing about? what a fucking hack
>>216381414What if he knows absolutely everything there is to know about Germans and he's just looking to confirm it, therefore doing his due dilligence and being an outstanding citizen?
>>216381434he says he knows little to none about germany. imagine writing a character based on what pajeets tell you on reddit.
>>216381456>he says he knows little to none about germany.So you hate him but you trust everything he says?
>>216381282I only got anedoctic evidence and the germans I dealt with in real life were all from Bremen, so it might be a local thing.One of my interactions went like:>got coffee?>yes, we have coffee>get me a cup and butterbrotAnd then he served me an empty cup and my bread, he found it hilarious
>>216381202Tribal raids. Like the one in 1939.
>>216381494sounds like classic german humour
>>216381494LOL
>>216381475>>216381512Your silence is deafening, anon.
>>216381553what do you want me to say? he wants to write a book about characters he admittedly knows nothing about and wants to be spoonfed by redditors.
>>216381615>what do you want me to say?I don't know, anon. Maybe I'm just being difficult because I want your attention.
>>216381282The frog poster is evidence
>>216381202I want to clean toilets in Germany.
>>216381648Oh, you mean the good soul who always bumps your anti-russia threads? And this is the thanks he gets?
>>216381650In the other thread you promised me not to harm yourself and I will hold you to that promise
>>216381494Btfo
>>216381665>anti-russia threadsThat's a foreigner No one here cares about russia
>>216381771Okay, but I'm not autistic I just have adhd
>>216381494lmao.. classic german autismo banter
>>216381284>not just shoulder-checking themBruh whatAin't no way you niggas do that
>>216381867It was a hyperbole.
>>216381867Do you really not understand hyperbole? Is it due to your autism?
>>216381849He had such a smile that I could only be happy for him
>>216381958>He had such a smileThen he wasn't German.
>>216381939He speaks in performative ebonics and addresses strangers with the nigger word, I don't think it's autism, I think he is just kind of a malleable sort of person who is very internet-affected
>>216382021This is not in the spirit of /int/, he should find another board to post on.
>>216381202Pajeets and budhists aren't allowed to use their religious symbol.
>>216382055If they want to be Nazis with impunity, maybe they should move to Russia.
>>216381975Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror after some beers?
>>216382021>performative ebonicsSo you be sayin, we wuz kangz 'n sheet?
>>216382055Are you referring to the symbol of Thor's hammer rotating in the air?
>>216382072I look at myself in the mirror a lot because I may be a vulnerable narcissist but I don't drink much and when I do, I have two beers max.
>>216382081Nigger you trippin. There's no bitch ass hammer rotating, it's da damn $wa$tika.
>>216382021Nah bruh nigga be trippin or summin
>>216382138>$wa$tika.Your antifa extremism is showing
>>216381202Germans don't eat dishes like other nations. Germans survive by eating thinly-sliced rye bread sandwiches, with exactly one spoon of cream cheese and one slice of salami. Cooking is deemed antisocial because the smell of cooking annoys your neighbors and they'll call the police.
>>216382138>>216382143I don't like you.
>>216382232>antifaPlease, we limits on here.
>"Why don't you have x/y/z like we do in Germany"
>>216383011This is such a tired old meme. It's not even true. Please get new material. Asshole.
>>216381202>we like 2am pizza too muchWhat does this monkey even mean with this?
>>216383024That's what people on 4chan sais. Sorry :<
>>216383038Take your racism to /pol/. Asshole.>>216383042I apologize for calling you an asshole. But I do not apologize for calling the asshole above an, and I quote, "asshole".
>>216381615it's ragebait and you fell for it, congrats
>>216383073It's not. I genuinely enjoy that poster's posts.
I saw a German boomer couple arguing with a tuktuk driver in India over the equivalent of US$0.30.
>>216383120>over the equivalent of US$0.30Do to our high taxes, the average German has to work around 4 hours to make US$0.30.
>>216383152vee don't do zat IN GERMANY is peak German behavior
>>216381202>autism>unnecessary strictness/seriousness>following/doing things to a tee>very rule-orientedI'd add punctuality but there is the DB ruining that reputation.
>>216383170I saw the original video and he spoke German with a very thick british accent. Make of that what you will.
>>216381494This is hilarious lol
>>216381202being on sick leave for 25 days a year on average.
>>216383186Er ist zainichi Britischer mein fuhrer!!
>>216383220You'd be sick a lot too if you were neighboring Switzerland.
>>216383224I enjoyed this post and it elicited a chuckle, maybe even a kek.
