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>>216386850don't forget to update it on your universal credit diary!
>>216386824grown ass man btw
Do you reckon companies would get better productivity if they sacked the bottom 10% performers each year or not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2H8CU8uBwY
few of my /brit/ posts are going viral on all my socials
jelqing my bwc
>>216386827he denies he's this ziedbelg character btw
Clogwog melty
>>216386908UUUUUUUUFFFFFFFFFFFFF
nth for the baddiedem
>>216386908
>>216386910The Belgian flag that spams here isn't Ziedbelg and neither is the ugly guy
>>216386908my wilkins would simply not be able to satisfy this
>>216386926n+1th for you being shot in the head and throw in a ditch
>>216386908it's literally heart shaped
>>216386920bunda :)
>>216386952he's not a real Brazilian mate
>>216386951It's true though it's just another Brit larping as Ziedbelg for attention
a ghost sucked my off last night and left its ectosplasm all over the sheets
rorke moving like a fart chungus
get in Glasgow #1
>>216386952fucking peng mate>>216386966i am
get the biomass sterilized
need a twink to suckle my knobulator
>>216386972Was it a male ghost
>>216386894>AI can snog nowTf?
>>216386977your missus is on my big white cock every fortnight cloggy, she gets an easyjet flight over here and she begs me to let her stay but I send her back
sneaking onto a military base and blowing my head off with an anti air gun
>>216387007you don't need it though do you, you want it
>>216387026makes a lot of sense, your head is just full of air
>>216386998places like cardonald and paisley flood like mad when it rains heavily
Why would they make guns to shoot the air
cloggard woggard
why is the tiktok finger wagging thing so sexy
glod
i asked where we goinghe said "cardonald"i said no, i take the bus, and don't call me donald
>>216386938*chucks a brick at your dome from your blind spot*
>>216387039can tell you want to come to poowong
>>216387054y-you don't scare me, dad
That comment really wound him up lmao
Cloggy is probably a jeet in all honesty
>>216387080I’m just trying to save our people! Stop assaulting me!
>>216387054Rorke's time is up
10cm en dun
>>216387052Irish phenotype
get the dan houser on lex fridman interview watched
eating tuna mayonase sandwich
give it a rest adam
Oh whoops I got it reversed his penis is 12 cm and proportional he just wants black men to fuck his gf because they're exotic and dirty
im adolf hitler
need to wank but my wife keeps walking into the room
>>216387149cute mulata
Lad who saw an escort here. Spent a few hours outside on my own today. I'm trying to force myself into situations. I went for a walk alone around a park, and drove to a bookshop just to force myself into unfamiliar places. I'm trying to think of other things to do on subsequent days.I can feel a huge row coming with my mum when I get home because she will be instantly suspicious of me. I don't think I can tell her I saw an escort but I think I might not be able to control myself regarding my other feelings. I need to start changing things. I can't just stay hidden inside any more. I've got to fucking force myself to change. She didn't socialise me with girls when I was younger and I ended up a virgin at 29. She is a negative woman and she'll react with hostility I am sure.What should I do? Do I keep it all bottled up or do I let it spill out? The bit about seeing an escort I have to keep bottled up for now but I have to fucking do something or I'm going to kill myself in a few years.
>>21638714512cm is normal to you?
>>216387162>Lad who saw an escort here.Do us a favour yeah, sign off all your posts like this - adding to the filter now, appreciate that bud
>>216387091She's been done
>>216387162I mean this sincerely... BLOG ON YOU UTTERLY BORING BASTARD
>>216387169No but it's bigger than 10 cm isn't it
>>216387169proportional ergo small to some, big to others
>>216387159get her to wank you off
>>216387162mate - no one here gives a shit. shut the fuck up.use a trip so we can filter you, boring cunt
>>216387162>I I I I me me me my my my myplease shut the fuck up, sincerelyno one askedno one caresfind some real friends to bore with this shite
>>216387149Corrrrrrrr Chase
>>216386855OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>216387191she is pregnant and is being sick constantly or sleepingnow she has decided to bake a cake for no reason
well done for giving it attention. mongs
>>216387182>>216387194>>216387199good sentiment but it would have had more impact if only one of you said it
>>216387215your wife fit? she got a nice arse?
>>216387215she sounds like a lovely bird you've got a great lass there
>>216387091really hate this, can't pinpoint why but it makes my skin crawl
>>216387215>she is pregnant Why?
>>216387227i wouldn't marry an ugly woman with a bad arse
GUYS I DID IT. I GOT EVERY COMPLETION MARK ON TAINTED LOST ON THE BINDING OF ISAAC IM ACTUALLY SHAKING
>>216387159Ktim sometimes.
>>216387230what started your black cock obsession anyway i'm literally homosexual and i don't understand it at all, i've seen plenty of white monster cocks in my time. just utterly bizarre
>>216387262don't believe you
>>216387262imagine if you spent the same amount of effort into having sex and getting a gf.
>>216387262and for your next trick you'll lose your virginity
>>216387262something to reminisce about when you're on your deathbed i'm sure
>>216387273I'm so close to just telling her to give me half an hour of peace to have a wank since we can't shag until she feels better.I reckon I can get away with it.
>>216387277https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216360589/#216362585https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/216360589/#216362666
>>216387162you shag her up the arse?
well thats pathetic crybaby escortmong sent slinking off in tears lmao
>>216387284completed that years ago
If you write off your Motability car, are you given another one? Or is there a penalty that attaches?
My Mrs loves to give me handjobs Reckon it'll be no problem when she's preggo
>>216387277its an extrapolation of a humiliation fetish and, ironically, racism. getting sexual satisfaction from not just you being small and weak, but your entire people being small and weak
>>216387322do i look like a question answerer
>>216386998rain in Glasgow is different aswell, proper downpours not the pishy windy rain you get in places like aberdeen
>>216387328she's shit at them and i don't enjoy them eithernever had a good hand job in my life
>>216387312i asked what started it, not why you like it now
>>216387327Confronts who? Photog? Can't keep up with these new celebrities and their wacky names.
>>216387262Good for you lad
>>216387368Do you really think I'm clogwog lolHe's a racist homosexual with a humiliation fetish like >>216387330 said it's not rocket appliances
can we get a round of applause for /brit/?
listed something for a price i was quite happy with but it sold within minutes so now i'm upset and feel like i've lost money listing it too low
Say what you will about the efficacy of supplements, there is no denying that zinc is good for sperm. Shooting cum with the consistency of hot glue in vast quantities.
>>216387398hopefully Martinelli stop being a starter in this team so i can never see him stinking it up for the seleção again
>>216387162Tell her about all the stuff you’ve just written but don’t bring up the escort business. You want to develop a sense of independence and autonomy and move on with life. You’re doing really well so far and make sure you keep at it. Spend as much time in public as you can. Rotting in your bedroom eats away at your soul.I was in a similar position last year when I decided I had to grow up and take control of my life. It will be difficult but I guarantee you it’s not impossible.The escort visits will be awkward at first but they did wonders for me to ‘demystify’ women.
Just who we are mate
>>216387410dont look back in anger
>>216387402you really think people don't catch on to the fact that your dollhouse freak personas all post at the same time for some reason?
>>216387386cheers lad. nice to get some support around here
>>216387362That's a shame Well let us know how she takes the wank time request please
29 years old with the mindset of a virgin 16 year old - you hate to see it. & this is coming from a manchild!
big squat session in the books just now*springs off into the distance*
>>216387162>>216387432fuck me you're pathetic lol
>>216387442You're mindraped buddy time to take a break from /brit/
>>216387456this was me first thing this morning. also threw in some leg extensions
was back at the parents house for a while and the neet sister kept staring at my willy bulge what is wrong with this bitch
>>216387453Routinely meet people who are like 22 yet seem much older and wiser than me at 32. I'm beginning to think the perpetual immature aura is less to do with not having had sex and more to do with autism. If I actually had sex I think I'd still be the childish gimp I currently am.
>>216387479>leg extensionsCor how tall are you now?
>>216387162kek
Last night I was Cansnonce and today I'm ClogwogWhat's next, I'm 190?
>>216387488shag her
>>216387471you've wasted your life here and will die alone
>>216387440i can assure you i will look back in anger till the day that i die
>>216387488would you, given the chance, shag her up the arse?or if you have, did you enjoy it?
>>216387054does leftypol have a good relationship with his dad?
>>216387479get in lad
>>216387398EZ 3 points for the gunners
>>216387497everyone is spaino and 190
>>216387491>If I actually had sex I think I'd still be the childish gimp I currently am.Yeah I've shagged three birds, and I'm still a total manchild, so you're probably right mate.
>>216387504And what about you? How's your life going then?
>>216387491yeah autistic people who have sex usually just become insane sex addicts
>>216387493tall enough for kisses x
>>216387515uuuuuuffffff that waist + arse is trouble
>>216387408clappi
>>216387515
>>216387518genuinely true in a lot of cases. they are extreme 4chan addicts. here literally every day as far as i can tell
>>216387491i had sex when i was 18 but i still come across as a gimp to most people, you're rightbut shaggers do come across as much older and wiser beyond their years because they have a confidence and swagger about them
>>216387408I LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSEI LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE PLAUSE LIVE FOR THE APPLAUSE PLAUSE
>>216387435Yh shite
>maturityaka: boring man with no sense of whimsy he has killed his child-self entirely and has no soul
>>216387567right well youve just committed an illegal action
Do they not think raging over this is a little pathetic?
picking my nose and eating it
had a productive day so far, have to justify getting shitfaced until 3am later after all
>>216387583well said Ben
>>216387554He had a turbo melty last night about how he's not actually here all the time posting on tons of VPNs and shit It's sad
>>maturity>aka: boring man with no sense of whimsy>he has killed his child-self entirely and has no soul
>>216387559*does a very convincing and totally respectable gaga dance*
>>216387583do you think he's raging just at that one thing or are you too thick to understand the wider issue hes on about?
im the flyest cracker in the galaxy
really need to start raining, can't stand the sun anymore x
i'm a born again virgin
my name is retep and i am evil
>>216387583paul hollywood phenotype
(*＾-＾*)
>>216387491>autismit doesn't existyou're either a retard/imbecile (you wouldn't be able to write), an idiot savant, a shy person or a normal personMost likely you are normal and your perception is wrong. There are old people who act immaturely; it does not mean they aren't normal.
>>216387623Can you please watch your language?This is a blue board
>>216387619I think he’s delusional if he thinks corporations are removing Christmas from things so they don’t “offend” 6% of the population and so are you
>>216387574Announcing a report is just a warning desu
rorke's haemmeroids painting my rod red
>>216387635grown ass man btw
>>216387583ramadan shove it up your arse
>>216387516is this actually Emma or AI?
>>216387635hehe citrus and lavenderthis is what i needed right now. thank you, legendary anon
>>216387648right so you've completely pivoted from your original statement then.
>>216387648least disingenuous leftypol
>>216387663mate can we not mindrape him i dont want to see cronem spam for the next 15 hours
not sure if i should roast my peppers or not
mental how these JFs will never experience a charlie bighams
the fat lad at work just ate a bag of crisps by smashing them up and pouring them into his mouthwhat the fuck
>>216387679Sorry mate I'll take a break now wasted my whole morning here lol
>>216387162It may be that this escort experience has put you into in an extended state of mania. I'm not joking lad, I've had a similar thing happen due to experiences with women.It's like there's a sudden mental collapse of sorts where you've spent years and years hidden away alone doing nothing, then this experience with a woman brings you back to reality instantly like a shock of cold water. All of a sudden your brain is aware that there's this whole world out there (with women in it) and you feel like you need to get your act together all in one go because you know you've been wasting loads of time.What I would suggest rather than biting your mum's head off is to really drill down into what practical steps you can take to unfuck your life and in what order they need doing. It can feel overwhelming feeling like you need to fix everything right now so as to become 'normal' overnight and begin your real life as a blossoming woman-interacter and sex-haver. But you can't do it all at once. You will need to spend time hunkered down in your mum's gaff while you get to work on your list of progressable tasks e.g getting a driver's licence, getting a part time job, getting a slightly better job, moving out etc. NB: In the short term, if it turns out this IS a period of actual mania you're in right now you need to be very vigiliant for when it wears off as there's a real chance you may try to kill yourself during that lull.
thinking about rouge the bat's triangle tits
>>216387684does fuckall. complete meme.
>>216387663wouldn't you like to knowas for homosexuality, that is real... unfortunately for you
>>216387688it's pure efficiency
>>216387684get them roasted
>>216387692please just stop posting
>>216387684i'll roast your peppers mate
>>216387169huge for me
>>216387691oh my days. i bet you saw 'heathermong' fifteen times
escort lad writing essays wtf is this
>>216387663>>216387679Get a room in /cum/ and /aus/ respectively
>>216387687it's an expensive ready meal, no need to boast about it
taking me a whiskey triploving her with every sip
the brown canadian homosexual is here just being brown and a homo
>>216387692based & red-pilled
>>216387741completely bald while young is a very unfortunate look
Can't say I blame the lad, he's clearly deficient mentally. I've never had any trouble talking to women, my problem is trauma from physical abuse. Can't bear to be touched you see, can basically only have sex with women who want to be dominated completely. For example I cannot receive a blowjob, but I can fuck a womans throat. It's really quite the hindrance
>>216387741looking at him he may well be gay but if he's straight – zero lays for this egghead incel
Nigga name Keir
yes mate tell your mum you fucked a prossie im sure she wants to hear about that. even better ask her about all the blokes she shagged before your dad thatll be a real mother son experience you should make a day out of it bring her to cafe nero and talk about sex with your mum over ginger biscuits and matcha lattes
>>216387628i've made my peace with it. it’s not easy convincing people into having sex with you
>>216387785
>NB:
They say you are as smart as the company you keep. I just want to make sure you are all smart people here before I continue
>>216387785Did you know Keir means "The Dark One"
>>216387719Kek
fs got no apples in
>>216387805eh?
>>216387805no mate if you're the smartest in the room you're in the room now bugger off
rigatoni alla montecarlo for tea later x
>>216387805I am genuinely a complete and utter retard - do not converse with me
bald man you are beautiful
keith sta-stammer
It stopped being fun the second she started calling herself a snowbunny
I saw Charlie Bigham at a grocery store in London yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?" I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen ready meals in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the meals and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
It really is that easy to set him off these days
I can't believe some of you have never broken hymens while I've broken fiftyI used to target vulnerable 16+ younguns
you ever have a chopped up banana on a slice of toast with peanut butter spread on it?dead nice
>>216387819*wrong room lol
>>216387830thank you
>>216387839Why?
just put down a 10 fold acca on the footy lads
>>216387843nonce
i'm just like a sailing ship
threads gone all stinky im off
>chatting to schizomumberg about my childhood>mention some of the things my father did that bother me>"Just stop thinking about it" she says>respond with "Is that what you did?">she bursts into tearsI'm going to hell
>>216387162I was saying in the other thread, I think we're gay nigga
>>216387839yeah she never did that mate. Hope your mother gets raped and murdered
>>216387877:(
I used to meet them after school (they were 16) and shag them at my house, parks near their school or in hotels
>>216387877get her sent to a care home
>>216387840the first time I ever read this it was about thom yorke and I believed it because he seems like such a prick
>>216387846no but i've done this in the air fryerhttps://www.theconsciousplantkitchen.com/healthy-banana-brownies/
>>216387877grim
>>216387891calm down mate wtf
>>216387899She's in one, I just visit her.
>approval rating of Prince Andrew: 13%>approval rating of the British Government: 12% approvalThoughts?
>>216387902they look nice
in the jingle jangle morning i'll come following you
>>216387909fake your own death
>>216387862didn't arsked
El vino did flow
>>216387843What turned you into the demented homosexual paedophile cuck shut-in freakazoid that you are today?
>>216387891She does all the time you retardGo see her ig and twitter
>>216387923me when I see a pair of tits
just grspoidfcvodf'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs5HwMYanOckino just dropped
>>216387877Ouch
>>216387933just banter innit, guys being dudesalso gay if you wouldn't
>>216387936Debate doing it for real every day.
>>216387940calm. down.
using an "air fryer" is wrong
>>216387877lmao done her
>>216387950>still doesn't provide any proof for the shit he sayssad. just sad. odious little vile cretin you are. I'll slash your mother's throat then piss down her wind pipe
>>2163879566 million people in an oven?
I remember it was early november 2010 and I met this shy, pert 16yo in a park near her private girls'school and deflowered her on a park bench as fireworks went off overhead
>>216387980Oh so that's just your way of begging for source?
any still in bed man in
splash of milk and a handful of coffee beans in the air fryer
Let me guess, you need more?
>>216387951
>>216388006nah mate. But for real, imagine sitting there while someone threatens to rape your mum and not doing anything about it. Extremely cowardly. feel sorry that she shat a little beast like you out
mums doing fried air for tea again ffs
>>216387692>You will need to spend time hunkered down in your mum's gaff while you get to work on your list of progressable tasks e.g getting a driver's licence, getting a part time job, getting a slightly better job, moving out etc.I can drive and have a decent job that pays alright.I have suggested moving out in the past and my mum criticises it.>>216387432I'm gonna try. Do you think I should tell her about my virginity? I'm 29, idk how old you are.
>>216388043Fat uggo
this abo bro is steaming hot under the collar
U.S.A. For Africa - We Are the World
hot religious girl schizoposting on instagram again lads
>>216388052what do you gain from this gay little charade
her warm body felt good on a cold november night
>>216388045Why would anyone even read your posts let alone care about what you say you little homosexual fat retard? >Nooooooo why won't anyone take me seriously?
>>216388072Lass is speaking faxxx
>>216388044>>216387951
grimsby town playing today?
fortnite furry farts
I took a shit earlier. looked like a brazilian
OH YEAH BABEEEE DING DONG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuHtHin7Gl4
ugly and can't grow a beard
>cloggy says no one cares about my posts or reads them>he replies to melol I'd say you're retarded, but you're too stupid to even know what it means
shitting on the cat
>>216388134hawk tua
>>216388074It's not a charade, I'm here for advice
there's a choice we're making, we're saving our own lives
cloggy mindraped him
>>216388099Caught her stream a couple days ago, no idea what she was babbling on about cause she's Mexican. Cute accent tho and the game looked fun
>>216388043timmy prefers the yellower, monkier breeds
>>2163881762ez
Wish it did not make me so angry seeing videos/photographs of girls dressed up all provocative, acting all ditzy and sultry, basking in the knowledge that they are imminently going to be inundated in the attention and validation of desperate horny men. Especially when they are making money from it. Legitimately makes me feel like burning down cities, laying waste to entire nations - anyone else? I'm not even incel
>>216388214y'all a mf ass incel ass motherfucker
dire thread. grim, even
Meanwhile in Poland
https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/1984538674881581134brawl in Manchester between migrants, youtubers and trans people
Is steroid cream treatment permanent or do I have to keep stretching my dick? Should I just get it snipped to avoid the hassle
>>216388214rorke incarnate
>>216388241And why does a Finnish person care?
>>216388098ya reckon?
>>216388254https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topical_steroid_withdrawal
>>216388291>>216388291>>216388291
>>216388235Sorry I shouldn't have set him off with that BPD comment
>>216386892such as?>>216388072that's just normal
>>216388092but you read them
>>216388241Tranny would prob win 1 vs 1 against the lot lool >>216388289Yh
