bad psych edition
oh he wont like this
Is it normal to feel anhedonic on nofap/no porn?I thought my libido would skyrocket
>>216389685he was spamming mice on the catalog there a couple days ago
*’titiously googles anhedonic*
>fucked (or tried to fuck) another curious lad in uni who was equally inexperienced >he struggled to take my knobber and when it was in i could smell poo>not like a whiff but his room literally smelled like he'd shit in the corner, taking my knob out it looked like it was covered in mud, some of it looked green mixed with the lube>was nearly sick desu
let's see what /brit/ decides x>>216389840>>216389840>>216389840
I'm tempted to tell my dad I'm doing nofap/no porn tbqh. Not sure how he'll react but I can't tell my mum
fed up
>>216389878blow your head smoove off
>>216389818>>216389888stfu
>>216389888Why would you tell your dad that
https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394shriekingrorke is pathetic
>>216389932we make fun of rorke but i really didn't expect him to be this pathetic irl
What do you think about this then? Twitter is making out as if he’s murdered 25 children I’m more concerned with the amount of lane huggers and the fact dashcams have turned a big chunk of society into fucking grasses
>>216389932At least he's finally had to leave his smeggy bedroom
You are transported to Kent.
>>216389798
>>216389932https://x.com/BritishLandeur/status/1984330097483030702
no FUCKING ponies
coughing up fluorescent green ooze
Black lass is messaging me on Bumble. Seems nice but i've said nigger far too many times in my life, i just feel like it's not right x
shut the fuck up you parasite
>>216389967how do you get 9 offences and still have a license? 3 points per offence no?
On genetic maps people from the East (specifically Norfolk and adjacent areas) are shown as having more or less amounts of certain DNA than other English. Are they genetically different perhaps due to accessibility for the continent’s invading forces?
imagine getting called a parasite by your own dad
watching this classic againhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhSvzirw7y0
>>216390055
>>216389700link it i didnt see it
>‘Nobody told me I’m Himmler’s grandson. My whole life was a lie’>When Henrik Lenkeit looked up Hitler’s right-hand man while idly watching a WW2 documentary, he was shocked to see a familiar face...How the fuck is he that old and hasn't googled his family members beforeEven I knew about Himmler's mistresshttps://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/10/29/ive-just-discovered-that-himmler-was-my-grandfather/
>>216390053did you really have to ruin a perfectly good meme image with ai piss filter slop
>>216389925I want support.
big cooldown cant spam the catalog with /brit/s anymoreshame really i loved doing it
>>216390118>brings more attention to it because he's a woman
>>216390114was just a big cock tranny but the cock looked like a broken arm. All bent and that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qokc2mHXic
>>216390128Yes. I love AI.
>>216390104the ideal gflove cute blondes me
>>216390104mad how healthy she looks just saw myself in the mirror brushing my teeth and I look like a shambling zombie
>>216390177Put on moisturizer and sunscreen and stay well hydrated and your skin will look better
>>216390166soulless talentless autist
Sid from Skins has died apparently
>>216390171Cute blondes belong to Indian men
St. George's Day 2023
>>216390118Unter allen ausgerechnet HIMMLER!
Ate all the digestives Now my face feels really hotAnd I keep burping And my throat feels hotAnd my stomach hurts
>>216390201breaking news is it lad?
>>216390199Should I wear sun cream every time I go outside or only when it’s sunny? What about if it’s warm but cloudy?
>>216390228*grabs your pizza and runs away*
the one woman who I naively thought I had half a chance with rejected me before i even askedmy life is a fucking joke
>>216390199 been sleeping poorly lately
>>216390018Wheel are squeakinBedroom is stinkinIt's adam time
>>216390228
>>216390264Boo hoo little buttercupYou’re not the first man to be rejected and you won’t be the last
>>216390220
>>216390264
>>216390205love this videohe probably smelled of poo
>>216390104500 weeks on raw animal product diet ahhh skin
>>216390254Do it every day, the clouds don't block UV rays
>>216390290It was real. All of it.
>>216390271Sorry to hear thatHope things get cozier for you soon
>whats that rorke, you find me attractive?
>>216390306Cool thanks
>>216390356>Judas what you doing betraying Jesus lad? Pack it in now
gfberg got into baking recently and it’s all she wants to doevery day off work spent making a sponge or cupcakes ffs
>>216390356britishers hate their side hair
>>216390379She's going to get fat.It's over
>>216390290Mad how i made some of these threads
>>216390290I like how most of them even have replies
>>216390379she got a fat arse?
>>216390264how can you be rejected before asking
>>216390392>>216390410no she’s a 40kg anorexic and only lets herself eat less than 1200 calories a day and gives most of what she makes to her family
>>216390290hwhwhhaahahahahah the ending
>>216390438no peters
>>216389932Why are AmeriRorke's parents nicer to him?
>>216390425ewneeds some skin on her bones
I didn't know Father Ted was a British production until 2015Am I going to hell?
Peter Griffin
>>216390356>Who are you ta seh women aren't fenneh!?
>>216390489most good irish stuff is, see Guinness
>>216390502can't post the peters
>>216390502Asked my sixth former brother if he’d ever heard Virtual Insanity and he thought for a few seconds before recognising it from Family Guy
>>216390502https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ualWCLVGJMI
>>216390489in ireland it was illegeal to mock the church
>>216390502He’s Irish Diaspora
>>216390502im holding iced tea
looks like my teeth
Nobody:British people:
rorke on his way to start his own "incelligence" agency
even at my lois she was griffin on my peter
>>216390727screm
you can pinpoint the moment the botnet ran out of uk IPs
WE'RE ALL VOTING YESFUCK OFF SCOTLANDWE'RE ALL VOTING YES
lovely stuff
>>216390698dtfic investigates a /brit/ poster.gif
[redacted][redacted]one two three four !!
>>216390727even at my lois i still meg it happen
>>216390804This halal bossman?
Seriously debating ordering a bag of coke - someone dissuade me, tell me its a terrible idea. Please
>>216390823my girl dyslexic she been giving me that brian
>>216390850coke comes in bottles
Stopped associating with goyslop eaters. They can all go to HELL. I'm going to live in Sudan.
>>216390836piss off
>>216390859got her shouting giggity while she gives me a sloppy joe
ermhttps://i.4cdn.org/biz/1762013204057233.jpg
already fucking darksick of it
>>216390611just stop posting man, this is sad to witness
what the fag shit
never seen a kitchen like this before
rorke claims to be family oriented but fights with his family over twitter memes
>>216390959Albanians under the floorboard, or across the road from a migrant hotel
>>216390961just urine why would you enjoy this what a mess
>>216390961would love a girl to squirt on me like this
>>216390972saw rorke in the toilets with his pants and trousers all the way down
>>216390996squirt is not "urine"
Brazilian hit a nerve did he
>>216391005its piss
Mental how Rorke isn't a real person yet lives in all of your minds rent free. Making a strawman then seething at it
>>216391041piss is yellow m8
>>216391029yes it is
>>216391053he is a real person
Rorke's clapper
ah yes, all women have a separate bladder full of 'squirt'
nowt wrong with a bit of wee wees
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3ded-oI56RE
>>216391054she's well hydrated
I started the squirt=piss gimmick on something awful about 20 years agobrings me great joy to see virgins repeat it to this day
>>216391029Real sex isn't like porn. Girls don't do that squirting or those moaning noises in real life
rorke forgetting to wipe and walking around with poo in his cheeks
oh deary me i appear to have run out of chocolate biscuits
>>216391139no you didn't. stop lying
Always makes me crease seeing them make fun of protestants like they arent just as mentally ill, at least protestants aren't (largely) paedophiles
the scrandemic
rorke getting his father arrested then asking for online gibs since he doesn't actually have a job
addicted to lobbing mini scotch eggs down my gullet
>squirt isn't pissOk where is the liquid stored then, and don't say the glands inside the fanny, those are tiny - the amount of liquid that comes out when a girl squirts is huge.
>>216391157call to invasion "raid"
Had a round table meeting with my other identities today, very productive. I would talk, then dissociate and move to another chair
>>216391177fuck off macaco, if you're not Southern Brazilian with at least 80% European admixture you're NOT welcome here
>>216391155feeling the ground shift beneath you a little hmm?
>>216391168could have rendered the fat a bit more on the steakoid
The first castle to have been built in the UK for nearly 100 years.Whilst there is still a lot of work to do, Piers and Emma's fortification promises to be absolutely monumental. #GrandDesigns
>>216391205lost again have they?
>>216391185They store it in a special place called their "skegness glands" or something i cant remember the actual name but its something like that
>>216391168nice killie coaster
>>216391140Nobody tell him
>>216391227losing atm
>>216391235mental how ugly most people are from the right angle
>>216391235not really an appropriate outfit to wear to parents' evening is it
>>216391219grim
do you lads ever let out moans when you're doing a wank at home?
>>216391140it depends on how solid your strokes are really
>>216391228Yes that's true, and those glands are tiny - so what makes up the bulk of the volume of the liquid that squirts out?>Skene's glands are about the size of a small blueberry
>>216391219*lays siege to it with 40 men-at-arms and flings a plague ridden corpse over the wall*
>>216391269No. Clinical efficiency is the name of the game.
>>216391285bet this skene fella was a massive pervert
>>216391269yes
>skegness glands
>>216391269When I used to wank on drugs yeah it's almost involuntary at times. But not sober, no.I don't miss it haha clean and serene me I don't miss it I don't miss it I don't miss it.
>>216391219Crenellations do not a castle make
>>216391269i don't wank x
>>216391269Only when I'm aloneDon't know how I even control it, it feels involuntary when I do it alone
>>216391348Dude I am so fucking close to ordering an eighth of blow off the net, feel this deep seated urge to stimfap for a day or two. It's been over a year since I last did it.
Piers looks a bit tranny nglNeed candace on the case
>B23.jpg
>sexless incel realises that squirt is in fact piss, and stops replying to meYeah shut the fuck up verge (it's still hot though)
>>216391406neoliberal teeth
>>216391386If you’re ordering of the internet it won’t be here until Wednesday earliest Fucking chill out like
Rorke moaning and passing out and waking up with a cup of tea on the desk that wasn't there before
>>216391351yes they do
>>216391434
>>216391386Cathinones are the end game my lad, 4/3-MMC. Transcendental stuff. Dark path to be going down though. This lad >>216391433 is right as well, just wank one out and the thoughts of relapsing will leave you.
>>216391433I'd do it when I've got a week off work, can hold off once I have it. Really want to but I know I shouldn't, I know where it'll lead me
niggers shitbox? licked it mate
>>216391441
>>216391469
>>216390294I could make this lass happy
>>216391434thought that was butternut squash from the thumbnail
8bitbrad.png
well Done to HeartsOk ..I thinkTheyWill Winthe league !!
>>216391466>4/3-MMCHad not heard of it but sounds right up my alley - enjoyed meth proper. Prefer coke, but this sounds like methy-coke.I just blew my nut lad, it's fucked
>>216391522They're on fire the now. Fair play to them but I hope they bottle it
>>216391466>>216391469dirty bastards you lot
>>216391466miss meow meowoff that muck now for over a yearit does you in vile shite
Wikipedia on the scrounge yet again
went for an incel drive, an incel walk and an incel bookshop browse today lads
>>216391522sorry what has this got to do with pokemon or gary eats
my football team are winning :)
>>216391558does scotland even have enough blacks for this kind of pandering?
>>216391568did you purchase any incelbooks
>>216391564jimmy emailed me last week
amad just scored amad goal
>>216391577I GaveMyPocket MonsterOf theDayEarlier Ok !!
pack it lads /mug/ is cancelled this week
>>216391568Me too lad. I went went for an incel walk then had a nice incel coffee. It's nice to get out for a bit and be normal.
I WANT TO BE JAPANESE
hate seeing sisterberg and her kidreminds me what a grim little incel I am
>>216391625why is /brit/ so obsessed with soogsz
dark haired pale gf 2026 on the cards I just know it for sure this time!
>>216391625shes absolutely perfect
>>216391628incel walks at night in tokyo must be amazing desu
Rorke swearing off the 69-FAG-POORorke's mum typing out a post for her parents' forum but then having second thoughts and deleting it
>>216391653Chappell is actually so fit
Are you team Greggs or Pret a mangr?
>>216391648she's been well advertised here
>>216391648well she's british herself isn't she?repping the UK over there in the states
>>216391684obviously greggs
>>216391681the fittest
Lad who saw an escort here. Spent a few hours outside on my own today. I'm trying to force myself into situations. I went for a walk alone around a park, and drove to a bookshop just to force myself into unfamiliar places. I'm trying to think of other things to do on subsequent days.I can feel a huge row coming with my mum when I get home because she will be instantly suspicious of me. I don't think I can tell her I saw an escort but I think I might not be able to control myself regarding my other feelings. I need to start changing things. I can't just stay hidden inside any more. I've got to fucking force myself to change. She didn't socialise me with girls when I was younger and I ended up a virgin at 29. She is a negative woman and she'll react with hostility I am sure.What should I do? Do I keep it all bottled up or do I let it spill out? The bit about seeing an escort I have to keep bottled up for now but I have to fucking do something or I'm going to kill myself in a few years.
>>216391704unusualberg
>>216391653peng!
>>216391684neither
>>216391724
>>216391706need you shipped out and fighting in Donbass
>>216391705need my lips surgically fused to her rectum
>>216391706risk of her chucking you out if you unleash on her, keep it in until you've got your life together enough to move out, then let the cunt have it
>>216391835Don't worry about it chub
>>216391757surprised at how good this flick was
might buy some new pants
>>216391852what size
>>216391796yh?
looking for an egg sucking teacher
>>216391868prefer not to say
>>216391706swear id just join the Army or something if my life was that grim
>>216391558I couldn't make it there. But I caught the broadcast from here in Helsinki.
>>216391840Yeah just an enjoyable, well acted story.
>>216391872dont like being put on blast like this, 4chan is supposed to be anonymous
dua lipa feet
COCAINE COCAINE COCAINE
>>216391796ummy
>>216391917heard she got her fanny pierced because her fella is into it
Absolutely mental how from birth you are either born into a wealthy nation of deep heritage and culture, sophisticated infrastructure, advance human rights, and life on easy modeOr you are born into a God-forsaken third world Hell, where your people live in dirt and your entire life is a nightmareIf there is a God, then he is cruel for making a world so unfair.
got a chicken breast i plan to stuff, what to stuff it with is the question here
>>216391941where did u hear that
>>216391953>Or you are born into a God-forsaken third world Hell, where your people live in dirt and your entire life is a nightmareThe UK isnt that bad lad x
>>216391960Dickmeat
>>216391953>If there is a God, then he is cruel for making a world so unfair.
>>216391985nah it really is lad x
>>216391916I'm not judging
>>216391960chickenmilk
need to lose weight
>>216391653mad how scouse she looks
which one of you cunts left the milk out
>>216391953Well, you could also just be born into a middling second world country like Macedonia or TurkeyIt's a bit like purgatory
>>216391985not a fan of how arrogant germans are
>>216391953Except you could only have ever been born into the UK, and a Sub Saharan bantoid could only ever have been born in Sub Saharan Africa.You would not be you had you not been born here. Your parents, your culture, your heritage define you.
>>216392022WHO LEFT THE MILK OUTWHOWHOWHO*dances*
>>21639186852 29
just dreamt that I was a trafficked individual in this weird brothel in a giant wheat field where people would come pay to stab peoples arses with razor blades, and they were only allowed to do 5 stabs, but were increasingly getting more violent and slashing peoples arses up so i escaped through the field and got chased by security guysthere was also a device they used to amputate peoples fingers who broke the rules
>>216391971Friday, September 12, 2025Blind Items Revealed #5August 28, 2025This foreign born A list singer got her nether regions pierced for her soon to be husband. He is into that, so she did it.Dua Lipa
>>216392022was out of date anyway
Oh my daysAre you virgins really using this schizo dollhouse troll thread?Have some self respect for Pete's sake
the October spend rent - £1050bills and council tax - £273.02 credit card minimum payment - £34.07car payment - £185.50petrol - £124.20just eat - £546.44groceries - £423.12 (~£300 of that is alcohol)weed - £300betting - £650 after winsgacha - £200TOTAL - £3786.55take home £2405 I am beyond cooked
>>216392082>Blind Itemi.e. completely made upok
>>216391953or you get born into a secret third thing: the UK
*Grabs handfuls of own hair, bares gritted teeth, face grimacing and lets out an ungodly scream of agony*
plus sized mature twink coming over later for some bum fun
>>216392140your take home pay is £2405 and you choose to have a rent of £1050? Are you retarded
>>216392140it's over
>>216392140absolutely faustian
>replying to bait
>>216392166mfer thought he was super man or sumfink haha
>>216392169So a fat old queer? Grim.
mad how people actually get cars on finance is this country full of retards
>>216392069turkey didn't exist when st george was arounddisingenuous comic
>>216392185>choose
>ME OWN SON's A FOOKIN CHOOUD?!
>>216392140based
>>216392140>credit card minimum payment - £34.07Retarded.>car payment - £185.50Majorly retarded.>just eat - £546.44Beyond retarded.>weed - £300Fair enough.>betting - £650 after winsAbsolutely fucking retarded.>gacha - £200It's time to kill yourself.
>>216392200Rude That's his dad you're talking about
>>216392185made more in my previous jobdidn't stop after losing it and just ate through my redundancy money over some monthsself-medicating my depression through booze, weed, gacha and betting
>>216392036Yes but I am only 'me' out of pure chanceThe soul of you or I who is witnessing this conversation may have been born into the body of a Dalit who lives in a sewer in Mumbai
Have to go to a stinking pub because I’m obligated to and avoid all the wogs and getting stabbed whilst it’s raining and sky grey when I could just stay inside cosy
>>216392219yes choose. get a roommate if it's too expensive
>soul>pure chanceRefuse to believe that even /brit/ posters can be this stupid
winning
>>216392208Has the jingoist roach spelling tooWould've been good if it just said Anatolia
>>216391953love that bridge, gotta be one of the best bridges ever
got the dominos order in. stuck it on klarna pay in 3
>>216392236Okay well I don't believe in the soul because I'm not a fuckwit. You are your genetics, which are shaped by environment and culture over generations - this notion of a birth lottery is nonsense, life isn't a lottery it's a competition. Those born in less favourable conditions have only their ancestors to blame, not some immaterial rolling of the dice.
>>216392272
Oh I see he's just replying to himself again
>>216392272He's definitely gay
>>216389856>>216389856>>216389856New
got the ubereats delivered
>>216392230I need to comute to work ok. not everywhere has decent public transport.fair enough on the other points I am a retard.
>>216392272neoliberal teeth
>>216392331Bro I have a car too, but I paid outright for a little shitbox that gets me from A to B - why on earth would you finance? I bet you've got a 20-25 plate SUV, haven't you?
