time to go
Andrew wasn't in the trafficking game that was Jeffrey's gig. It was Jeffrey who quietly told Virginia to shag Andrew.
bro wtf is this lmao niggas name brick
going to shops anyone want owt? x x x x x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB8z6et15t0&list=RDmB8z6et15t0&start_radio=1
Timmy crush
andrew wasnt even there he was in pizza express in wycombe
>>216396559double decker
20 years ago lefties were telling us all that sex stereotypes (aka gender) were sexist and outdated, now they're insisting that these stereotypes actually define peoples sex more than biology does
little slovenian babe
so that david hoffman nonce is doing it because someone was mean to him once on 4chan and the mods wouldn't let him break the rules and I'm guessing the reason here is something similarhow embarrassing for these idiots
the donner meat scotch pie
>fodenbunny.pngshriek every time at this
>>216396608ugly and old
>>216396612corr they're unreal after a few cans
Cheers to a willy free thread, aye lads?
>>216396608chopped af
>>216396666
raped freak
Lads I am panicking a bit about my libido.I'm asking for genuine advice here. I haven't had an erection since Tuesday at least, possibly even Monday.What should I do? Keep abstaining from porn/masturbation? I watched a film this evening that had naked women in it and my dick stirred a bit, but I couldn't get an erection.Is it a mental thing? I'm worried my experience with the escort has fucking crippled me.Begging for help here :(
>>216396677i wank every day and still have morning erectionsthere must be something wrong with you
>>216396678ummy
>>216396677Just cut it off mate - no use now is it, little bit of skin flapping in the breeze. Get it turned into a fanny
>>216396654this guy gets itit's slim pickings for timmy. all the hottest are taken by chad and tyronetimmy's choice is between >>216396608 and >>216396573
>>216396677get a grip you autist
bought loads of crisps when steaming last night (like 4 family bags) and i know i ate some because of the crisp fragments in my incel flat but cannot locate the unopened bagssurely i did not scran 4 massive packs of crisps
I have never not been able to get an erection. I think it's just psychological and you have a weak mentality.
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>>216396698Yes I am fucking worried.Before I saw the escort, I had stopped watching porn for a bit and also abstained from masturbating, hoping I'd get hard with her. I was nervous so I didn't.Should I try masturbating just visualising her?>>216396711What should I do?
>>216396636craving them at the minute, i didn't expect them to have the chilli saugereduced to making my own sausage rolls for now
>raped freak
People who vape should be bullied and their vapes broken. It's the one foolproof sign you are a retard if you are vaping.
charlene doner kebab downes
>>216396677if this is real and not a humiliation fetish ERP then you should see a GP instead of spamming here
Dorian Yates
>>216396663Like that movie Orphan.
is Belgrade nice this time of year
>>216396752lose weight you seething gimp
>>216396761look good
>>216396612Where did you cop that?
>>216396710You never answered my question from earlier
>>216396573Shes cute. Bet she looks well fit all tarted up for a date down the snooker club
>>216396820oh my days timmy is this really what it's come to
>>216396809What size shoes do you wear?
back from what may have been my third three dayer in OctoberOff the racism for good now>>216396779Applauding your bravery for sharing this very unique opinion you boring nigger
>>216396582Good point, which proves what has already been proven: it's a systemic effort to coopt feminism and the general liberation of desire flows in the 60s. You see how the far-right party in germany has a lesbian with pink hair as a leader.
*wakes up and rolls over onto your chest*
>>216396812stephens bakery>>216396811fucked up by making them too flavourful regarding spices (I added cumin and paprika). big mistake
>>216396849So what happened to end your shagging days and turn you into the evil pedo ghoul obsessed with black cocks and earwax that you are today?
>>216396750They're just crunchy air. If you were hungry it would be easy to do
>>216396677How old are you?
any dainty lads in?
oh my days timmy you're giving me a penis erection please help
me on the right
>>216396904um..hi
>>216396904Yeah here >>216396762
I own this thread. I am the Composite Operator.
she just called him a fucking funny billy again
got interstellar on
>>216396919is that the lad that supports gay marriage but hates crocodile attacks
>>216396941Do you wish you were her?
>>21639690329I think I'm gonna have to speak to my dad. I think I'm having porn withdrawal symptoms.
>>216396953bro is a prefect
>>216396817No, the carribou don't orgasm if you stroke their antlers>>216396884Where is that? Get me one
*rolls a zoot and bangs it in one drag like tom and jerry*alri lads happy 4/20
Thinking about the amount of hours I’ve put into video games since I was 13 years old to know honestly makes me feel fucking ill. If I had put that same amount of hours into something productive I would be on a yacht in Dubai right now.
>>216396953What size shoes do you wear?
>>216396803don't knownot many serbs in this thread
>>216396989central scotlandthere's a 24/7 bakery in scumdee you can get one as wellthe cake was home made, not by meit was shit, too many blueberries and the rest was dry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCJ_e76mz6Q
>>216397005Now**
>>216396979No, I think you are going into a self-fulfilling vicious cycle in your mind. It has happened to the majority of men. Just take YOUR time and relax.
niggas in this thread talmbout sum timmywhole time they the timmyporn addiction, not good for the brainturns you into a freakazoid
>>216396953This looks like the slut I lost my virginity too in high school. He let me bust inside him and everything
>>216397005would you yeh?
why yes it is 8pm on a haloween saturday and im at home alone listening to techno
a wank isnt on the cards for me but it could be for you
*enters /brit/*
fireworks going off for an houris it a jeet holiday?
me trying to do literally anything
Any good posts going?
>>216397018nice try aleksandar we know it's you
>on a haloween saturdayutterly meaningless statement
>>216397081yeah it's called the 5th of november is on a wednesday
*exits /brit/*
>>216397074good ladhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUD4RaRSSio
>>216397115COPE ON INCELLO
>>216397118so? didnt change anything when i was kidwas still up the local field on a weekday
>>216397034No the shepherd's pie I meant. Looked and sounded fucking delicious. Fuck england and the queen or king but shepherd's pie is great. I uses to buy the stilton steak pie from lidl until.I was made aware that my oven wasn't baking them properly. They would have to burn to a crisp on the surface before the inaide became warm.
>>216397081sorry thats me i'm powerlevelling
>>216397115saw all the hotties last night dressed as slutty pumpkins and whatnotwasn't out myself of course, just walking dogberg through town in the hope some pissed girls would coo over him
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>>216397081Nothing beats a Jeet Poo Holiday
>>216397124https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02https://soundcloud.com/vault-sessions-collective/premiere-rene-wise-silo-cybin-mp02not really good though is it
>>216397084such a cute retardi could fix her lesbianism
>>216397157They still are downloaded onto your computer by the way
>>216397140times have changed lad
nigga name is keir
>>216397121good post this
guys when I put fucking effort into a post and I don’t get a single reply I’m pissed okay Don’t do that fr
>>216397079Was he looking for the pink panther in there?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762026324528145.mp4
>>216397179
>>216397177was only a decade agoremember playing sonic jump on my dads phone while they went off
ayo switching to scented rubbish bags was a game changer
>>216396849Show me a normal picture of her then and I might change my mind
>>216397192say fr in this thread again and i'll cut your bollocks off you yankified little cunt
>>216397119
>216397192Not giving (You) a (You) because (You) tried to bait me into giving (You) a (You) by FOY-posting
might watch a film, any good ones?
>>216397239What size shoes do you wear?
lmaohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cop_slide
real talk my niggas fr ain't even yankified no cap toosie slide
>>216397192no one cares about effort posts. I can type bradley walshing a poo wank and get ten yous
>>216397201This is AI - most impressive one I've seen so far. Only way I know is that that tape would never hold up spice jars, they're far too heavy.
>>216397281lol
>>216397248event horizon
my neighbour has a massive TV and he plays minecraft on it for house
stuck my hand in a bag of dried plums and it was all wet and slippery like a fanny
>>216397289little prick
tried to do some ketamine while listeningt to tribal ambient to relax but i don too much
>>216397252>Boston, Massachusetts,simply don't believe that uniform is american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB9QU0oV62QLET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>216397144there was no shepherds pie it was a donner meat and chilli sauce like a kebab or a sausage roll
still have the wii plugged into my dads massive tv and play mario kart and just dance 2011 on it
3pm Katy poo funding free school meals. I'd pay, and it's a thematically pleasing solution.
>>216397341well it says BOSTON on the back
>>216397349listening to this :)
>>216397057I'm trying but I'm having actual withdrawal symptoms I think.
bollocking a poo
>>216397349https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4juBtE2IpAit techno night
Actual cartoon in the Guardianhttps://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2025/nov/01/madeline-horwath-phone-snatching-theft-crime-cartoonYou WILL let your phone get snatched
>>216397349this goes hard af
>>216397349I'd rather listen to a Chris Farlowe 'Best of', thank you
imagine having a bird that forces you to watch strictly come dancing with herwould top myself
>>216397349
>>216397252Seriously though how did he come out the slide upside down the way he went in
putting a poo on a firework and letting it explode over the town
>>216397237You couldn't cut a nail
>>216397368don't believe it
>>216397392Monster grip for me, I'll have those cunts pinwheeling off of their mopeds.
massaman curry with chicken and potato for din dins it lush
>>216397409What size shoes do you wear?
>>216397392where's the mass deportation option
>>216397407It's alright if you watch one episode, it's when you're expected to watch it every week, every year that it wears you down
jesus imagine being this much of a paedo this young
>>216397433would this actually work?
dire this boring flat german techno tripe people dance to nowadays
me? 29 and wear size 6 shoes
>>216397444your mas a man
>>216397281>bradley walshing a poo wankBloody brilliant, he's done it again lmao
>>216397355Sound. Can you get me one or two?
>>216397433Thought Diwali was a couple weeks ago.
got event horizon on
>>216397089Jason really thought he did something
>>216397444big fan of the beef ones from m&s me
>>216397456physiognomy check
I'm gonna talk to my dad later about me trying to give up porn. He's been asking me if I'm alright and I think he's noticed I'm not.I feel irritable and have little appetite. Is this the problem you think?
>>216397475haha was waiting for that
>>216397466I think that is close to what gingerpaedo actually wears
>>216397456haha...yeah, imagine...
bradley walshing a poo wank
>>216397480presented by jim alco lely?
>>216397392someone tried to snatch my phone once and i did a throwing knife trickshot from mw2 and killed him
tried watching weapons but couldn't finish it, boring ahh movie
>>216397498What size shoes do you wear?
g o a tyou can be the greatest of all time
>>216397395reminder that this poster is a janny
>>216397539no i can'tbe quiet
Calories limited. Weights lifted. Miles walked. Tretinoin applied. Minoxidil prepped. Time and discipline lads, time and discipline.
>>216397392I hate white women
>>216397487i wouldn't touch any ready meal not even m&s this is made with a proper thai brand paste and coconut cream
>>216397491just tell him you have started doing drugs and want to see if they're a good shout
>>216397281SYNCOPATED VOCALISING IN TUNE WITH MY QUICK BREATH
>>216397541What size shoes do you wear?
>>216397541and a fine one at thata toast! to the brazilian volunteer force
>>21639757110
>>216397539i miss estelle
>>216397554girls untalked to?
>>216397534this is true and happened also I'm gay
Just lets her run around with her bare bum out... Can't be blamed for a few cheeky peeks...
>>216397554>Tretinoinwhat is that
>>216397554got neither
you don't see catyank knocking about much anymore do you? suspicious that
>>216397581Nice
every cunt setting off fireworks needs their fingers blown off
Have any of you fine gentlemen visited William Wilberforce's house in Kingston upon Hull? It's a fascinating place, and a credit to the life of a fine and honourable man.
>>216397584fuck i meant celeste
>>216397372good lad fuckign SLAPPS>>216397390YES LAD GET ON THIS SET>>216397395fr
>>216397598He was shitting up /cum/ last night Rest assured he will be posting here until his parents die and he starves
>>216397590Actually yes, and it's for my benefit. Have a bad habit of talking to women online, get close to arranging to meet them then blocking them as I am insecure about myself.>>216397595>what is thatAn artificial Vitamin-A topical medication that increases the speed of skin cell turnover - keeps you looking youthful, and it boosts the efficacy of minoxidil.
>>216397581
>>216397554you should take fin. when i thought i was losing my hair (it was temporary loss but i didn't know that at the time), i learned all about hairloss. fin and dut are the only things that work besides a fue transplant.how's you're donor area?
I'm a virgo
>>216397598his owners had him spayed so he offed himself
swear to god this irish poster is a bot or ai of some sort there's just something so off with the way he's postingasking blatant questions about the most basic and obvious shit
>>216397376You can't have withdrawal symptoms from basic feelings like lack of a living temperature, hunger, thirst, lust etc. You have to fulfill them.
>>216397641What size shoes do you wear?
>>216397621pov: playing half life 2: episode 2
when I was living in America with the exberg, we would get up for work at 6am and leave the block of flats and literally every day the neighbours would greet us bright and cheery and happyhow the fuck do they do this? at 6am I was falling asleep in the car
>>216397660He's just Irish
>>216397610it fireworks night for the next weekdogberg and catberg signing an amnesty in the face of a bigger threat
>>216397660they don't think like we do
>>216397660that's just irish people for you. a nation of redditors.
>>216397660some sort of greek foren isn't he
>>216397676>>216397686>>216397687Samefag awardIt's greekmong
>>216397644So what happened to end your shagging days and turn you into the evil pedo ghoul obsessed with black cocks and earwax that you are today?
>>216397672fell asleep reading your post
>Jim Brown told BBC News NI his wife has been detained in an ICE facility for 90 days and is due for deportation to Ireland, a country she has not lived in since she was a child
>>216397644I'll go on topical finasteride when I am low body fat, so I can accurately measure the effect it is having on my testosterone levels.There's a study I read that shows very low doses of topical are still effective, you basically dilute topical finasteride with minoxidil until it's like 0.005% ml and it still works fine with almost zero systemic effects.>how's you're donor area?Dense, very suitable. I won't let myself go bald.
>>216397703mindraped by HM award
Don't know what manner of joyless cunt you need to be to seethe about the sound of fireworks. Also your petbergs must be right pansies, my cats are chilling.
Do you have gamer girls in Britain too?
>>216397699bizarre post
>>216397723Hs?
>>216397718It's a simple question
>>216397491You are just worried. That is what "being worried" means.
>>21639772105 chance this is a cis girl
>>216397699
>>216397753Inspect element award
>>216397721>uk keyboard>weird socketsit not right
>>216397722>the n wordhad to look at my keyboard to get it lel
>>216397722haha I get it x
pelicans were native to britain but died out 2,000 years ago, probably the romans' fault
gay porn dancing into infinite
>>216397794Mad how many animals white people kill
>>216397744It's a girl>>216397768???????
you're telling me a gay porn made this sandwich?
>>216397722NIGGER
>>216397794not the last time the foreigners would eat native birds
>>216397794The Romans weren't here 2,000 years ago
>>216397800my band name
>>216397807she didn't even smoke that fag i bet
Just tried Takis. pretty nice
>>2163978341,900 years ago then, twatbags
>>216397660I should rearrange your face you bastard, accusing me of being a bot. Firsrly I am greek, secondly I will be your worst nightmare in this thread.
>>216397794WE ATE THEMTHEY WERE DELICIOUSALL BIRDS TASTE GOOD
>I will be your worst nightmare in this thread.
>>216397859>t. regular scranner of rook pies
>>216397850She smokes and drinks
>>216397859>ALL BIRDS TASTE GOODnot if they haven't washed haha (get it?)
>>216397709>live in a country almost your whole life>don't bother getting the legal right to actually be therewhat causes this?
>>216397858can only be a nightmare because i'm fucking sleeping reading your posts
>>216397889Sister looks almost identical to the one on the right
>>216397889just caught chlamydia from looking at this
>>216397889tuppence status?
/unc core/
Worried about the future of /brit/ ngl
>>216397722is this loss?
>>216397621why sweatbecause food is hot?
>>216397929her kik?
>>216397942it willbeOk !!Don`t Worry ..
>>216397955what was the pocket monster of the day? i wasnt here during the day
You fucking parasite, I raised you for twenty years and this is what youve become
>>216397929>>216397931>>216397932
I was walking past an Irish pub the other day when I saw two men standing outside. One was Irish looking and the other was indian or paki.The Irish one had a Liverpudlian accent and said to the paki, "so are you local then?" in a friendly manner. He was leaning towards the the paki and giving him his full attention. The brown guy barely acknowledged him... he was looking around furtively with his buggy eyes.Just wanted to relay that little anecdote.
13
>>216397955any news from diego?
is starmer really gonna ban 4chan in the uk
>>216397968begins with a g can't remember hold this helps thanks in advance
which way limeys
https://x.com/i/status/1984330097483030702
>>216397968it Was ..Glaceon !!>>216397984I amveryWorriedabout HomealoneEveryFridaynight ..
>>216397976grim and you still dont have a chance in hell. keep posting
>>216397905read the storyshe is a legal resident but got in trouble for a couple of fraudulent (but low value) cheques in the paston the other hand her husband voted for this so lmao
>>216397982you know what's funnier than 13?...14!
>>216397976Left gigamogs8/10 vs 5/10
>>216398016What size shoes do you wear?
why is David Lammy allowed to hold dual citizenship with Guyana
only had a shower this morning and arsehole already stinkshasnt even been any poo going thorugh it today
FUCK MY NEGER LIFE!!!
>>216398041int that him that went to Yoker?
>>216398053giz a bit lad
>>216397978okay
>>216398062no thats david limmy
>>216398053>arsehole already stinksgay men lining up for this
6 7
would you date a 5/10 tomboy who didn’t wear makeup?
>>216398062that was jacqueline deedee mcafferty up that finnestoun cran that ways a kilogram of steel of pure water
>>216398093why is his willy bent like that
Had no idea this was a place
>>216398088dont ever wanna hear rorke making fun of leftypol again after this
>>216398093Myrmecophaga tridactyla
>>216398093Can't wank to tranners that cockmog me - no ta x
>>216398111peyronies
>>216398093why do them sorts always have big cocks and im stuck with my 4in pecker
dance on my ballscat fucking a handbagyours only yoursi'm on a single dance bandit's no lie lisa in the crowd saidlook harry had a vagina malfunction
lmao rorke can't stop taking L's https://x.com/joshxhowie/status/1982198260543508701
willing to buy fresh twink poo regularlymust be based in London or near to me18-23 age range, possibly older if you look youngwhite only, cute, boyish or good looking (I can vet you via photo to gauge suitability)£100-£200 per log depending on factorshairy arse prefered but smooth ok toodm @ twinkpoobuyer on kik if interested
>>216397994Stout. That pork looks like it would give me toothache
>>216398207>>216398207
>>2163981841.7m people in the whole of the QLD?might move to australia
>>216398016>>216398030
>>216398092Not if I thought they were 5/10.
>>216398113met your mum here
>>216398204>>216398204
>>216397711Are you retarded?
NEW>>216398240>>216398240>>216398240
>>216398241haha x
>>216397885>>216397917Classic nansy replies lmao
>>216398223need her poo in my stomach pronto
>>216398241done him
>>216397616I'm only going to Hull for one reason, to declare my love for a girl that doesn't feel the same way
>>216397721Some of them are into games and carshttps://www.instagram.com/itsgma___