ella purnell edition
>her cock
funny how people scoff at the things people believed in the past then you see what said people believe in now
went on a russian server and they all had higher ping than methen they kicked me
I SEE THEMI SEE THE ZOOMER GIRL TATTOOS
moving to south africa so i can then claim asylum in the united states
>>216402043
The only ones that matter inside the red.
>>216402075JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
poo smells lmao
>>216402004This lady has some pretty shitty tattoos. What a waste.
>>216402004My favourite unconventionally attractive woman right now
>>216401552>>216401552
I would like a serious explanation as to why white liberals love foreigners so much.Is there anything that could convince them that infinity migration from the third world is a bad idea?
>>216402051Iktf - especially regarding Israel/Russia
got the Girlypop 2000s cute it girl boutique shopping playlist on Nintendo ds | Gaming music dress up chill on
>>216402004who the fuck calls their kid a meatball?
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood urges people to "avoid comment and speculation at this early stage"
>>216402174UM!! xx
>>216402159science discovered that leftypols have a chemical imbalance in their brains that prevent them from identifying threats
>>216402186>Home Secretary Shabana Mahmoodbruh
>>216402136the uk zoomer slags are making waves overseas
>>216402186wow confirmation it's a muzzie
>>216402186and if they turn out to he brown she'd urge them to forget it ever happened
>>216402186bet she did it
got my thrussy out
got the imogen heap on x
>>216402174Real girls played animal crossing wild world, harvest moon and Gen 4 Pokémon on the DS back in the day
Sir Thoughts and PrayersSir Deeply Concerning
>>216402239
>>216402186>Shabana MahmoodNow there's a woman that earned her bedroom door privileges
you know whati need to do away with hoodiesget into fleeces
>>216402186
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM
>>216402202Same build as the whore who took my virginity. The whore didn't have shitty tattoos and was an actual blonde though.
>>216402248is it too late to start?
speculating
>>216402258753 non-speculative replies I'm sure
mental that the thing that never happens happened again today
currently reading
just done my iconic 11:30am Sunday pooone of those real rotten smelling ones you get after a drinking session
>>216402258>two suspects any names?
get the copper mines read about
crying at interstellar lads
Eyewitness on sky news just said rhe suspect was a black male dressed all in black
Eyewitness on Sky News just confirmed that one of the stabbers is a black male
photo of the primary suspect
>>216402342>>216402347russian disinfo bots on overload
>>216402334i never knew he was let in looking like that
>>216402157It's not genuine for most of them otherwise they'd live in cheaper housing in more foreign areas and also have more foreign friends, some truly walk the walk though
>>216402358why did he do it?
Photo of the alleged attacker released:https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1762032866109573.jpg
>>216402364I'm watching sky news right now and the witness just said it, you fucking idiot.
>>216402334Was watching some ch4 doc on some girl that got stalked and had the stalker break into her house leave his blood all over the window frame broke he crawled through and then nick her diary along with smashing up the place.The woman police officer on the scene was saying "I could be wrong but I just don't see how he could have fit in that window"
limmy is live
this has all the hallmarks of a far right terrorist attack, but keep blaming the muslims rorke
Need Emma Watson to use my mouth as her personal toilet.
somehow... my double chin has returned
>>216402276how vibrant
>>216402347>>216402342Not buying that
>>216402258reddit spacing
I was gonna watch this video about the new Yeezy slides but I'll stick on the BBC news instead
>>216402427
wouldn't have happened if we'd had digital idthat's all i'm saying
you'll get locked up for saying anything about The Event so i suggest you do not make any posts about it
Thoughts and prayers lads. Thoughts and prayers. That's what'll get us through this.
>>216402437this is what britain is all about
>>216402413Which hallmarks are those?
>>216402413Ah yes, those famous black far right stabbers. One of the stabbers was just confirmed as a black male on Sky News.
Think I'm a unironically a bit manic lads.My libido is still zero but I actually feel weirdly happy at the minute, I've laughed at something for the first time since Tuesday. My emotions are going all over the place.
>>216402371Son...
image of the stabber released
>>216402457isn't that a reference to some old tv programme I think I remember that
>>216402442The eyewitnesses they just interviewed was a brown man.
i have some questions about british people- why do some british siblings have diffeient accent? the gallagher bros are perfect example for this. as a non-native english speaker who's not used to british accents at all, noel's english is quite clear and understandable, but liam has a thicker accent than his bro and it sounds like gibbrish to me. - do people fix their accents when they move to london? people here tune to standard japanese when they move to tokyo at 18.
just speculated and looked back in anger
GUYS PLEASE
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Terrorist_incidents_in_Hungary>random schizo who planned to blackmail the state out of money>based third positionists battering gypsiesNot a single Islamic terror attack - not ONE. Gonna be very comfy reading about the rising violence from my Budapest apartment.
>>216402476rookie numbers
>>216402320cor
Do escorts talk to each other about clients?
>>216402470You're like a woman, very feminine mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6QhAZckY8w&list=RDV6QhAZckY8w&start_radio=1
>stabs 10 people>kills no onewhat an amateur
>>216402369he spent an hour hiding in an alcove in the foyera member of the public even asked him what was in the bag
>>216402461demographics of the area, plus farage has being spewing his bile even more lately and rightoids are being emboldened
>>216402495Could be circumstances within their family, I moved to Spain at 13 so my accent is actually a bit different to my siblings who are years older than me and who grew up in London
>>216402495most brits don't survive the train trip to london
>>216402488based vampire killer
>>216402495don't know about the gallaghers but my sister has a different accent to me because she made a deliberate effort to not sound so commonthe uk is fairly classist and accents are a big part of it so people do try to change their accents yes
Why do non-whites loiter in public as they do? I don't mean in parks, or outside pubs and restaurants as one might expect, but seemingly random places for no apparent reasons. What are they waiting for?
>>216402358Sir Kill Stabher
>>216402527yes especially if they do cringe stuff like give them oral sex
we can't rely on the state to protect us whatsoever, so what do we do?
ive had enough!
>>216402534Well I've always been a bit sensitive and soft heartedIt's weird cos I do like traditional masculine forms of dress, style etc but I also am a complete romantic fool
>>216402527escorts aren't very social unless they are social media/onlyfans slags that need advertising
>>216402564Always on the phone as well
>>216402527they mostly just post pics/videos online to shame people
>>216402571Move to the Highlands
>>216402577how many ziggurats have ya got lad
I remember one camgirl saying she couldn't find anyone to date because she'd have to explain how she was a millionaire with London properties at 24. That was a few years back though. She found a sugar daddy and stopped camming.
well that's a lady pooing on a willy isn't it
Parliament must reconvene and pass the Offline Safety Act NOW
>>216402564that sweet little white bum of yours
right well
>>216402607Enjoy your three hours of sun a week
>>216402527they have a forumhttps://saafe.info/main/index.php
>Englands homicide rate has now passed Brazil
hot
um ok so that's poo poo
just seen some poo on a willy
hard to believe what's happening
>>216402442just fuck off will youknobhead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Fjv5JJbjvwThis is Britain at its best.
>>216402649Just go on holiday to Spain a few times per year to top up on sun exposure, during off peak times when it's cheap.
reminder that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and you better actually be funny if you're posting on /brit/
i'm honestly worried for all the black people in cambridgeshire after this
>>216402550ah i see. that does make sense. thanks!>>216402563>not sound so commonwhy?? did she want to be unique or something?
>>216402580I am a romantic fool and I have never incessantly posted about my sexual dysfunctions, begging for validation others cannot give, and ignoring all advice given to me. You need to see a doctor and to shut the fuck up
>>216402680he don't know what he sawprobably a white male, british, incel, far right
me own son a black male wearing all black
It's literally a repeated swastika.
>>216402684Not a bad idea actually
>>216402607Yeah you can stay in fucking england thanks
time for bed
Right, well that’s a lass pooing on a willy now isn’t it.
maybe he meant 'black chainmail'
>>216402680whitey tryna to shift the blame. look at dem shifty eyes.
BAME youth do things like this because of the nasty things right wing brits post about them onlineit's a self fulfilling prophecy
>>216402695
>>216402680>he heard some passengers yelling "there's no need for this, we're on the same side!" omds leftypol nooo
lol did the bad thing happen again because we keep letting in more mentally ill brown people with zero regard for human life?
>>216402697common meaning working/lower classshe wanted to feign being middle/upper class so people didn't think she was stupid.
>>216402762what im hearing is we need a crackdown on the far-right (which is anyone opposing labour)
>>216402740there will be riots on in the morning lad
right l told you lads to be funny but your just being sarcastic
fuck you i'm millwall
>>216402740goodnight lad
>two attackersthe absolute madlads (female) just wouldn't let it go
that's the evening sorted then
I’m 37 and the outlook on this is looking slightly pessimistic from my utilitarian Perth ex-council flat with a Toyota Corolla estate parked outside. Not to bitch about either, I’m very happy with both!
where my given up on life bros at?
>please be black, please be black, please be black
ENOCH ENOCH ENOCH
going to do a really big smelly pooring will probably sting afterwards but I'll feel lighter and won't be doing pongy farts anymoresee you lads on the other side
>>216402812this cunt tithes 30% of his pay to the pharma industryoooooh my daaaays
>>216402806scream
>>216402828now post the average labour voter
>>216402821Yh
lol there are some serious messers out there up to no good
>>216402853A black girl at school who I'd sit next to in I think it was geography told me she used to want to be white
>>216402865
>>216402872can tell the bloke writing that was seething lol
>>216402828rorke doesn't do thishe knows it's a foreign with 100% conviction
>>216402855Source lol
the reddit thread on the train stabbing only has about 300 posts in a whole houri'll check into see what they're saying oh
>>216402886mmm nootka
just noticed something
>>216402739Nothing stopping me, stay upset Kenny>>216402708You're a delusional little worm
>>216402828GLAOWING
>>216402925um
Bernt Notke sex arse
go on laone last drinkone little small tiny little last drink
wonder what her reaction is
>>216402004She'lla burn'in'ell edition
night ladsx
>>216402812What are the pills for?
>>216402058
>>216402955absolutely delightful curls
>>216402058>>216402967
>>216402974too bad she looks completely mental
>>216402786You realise you're being played like a fiddle right? You.
UM
>>216402967can only imagine coroners and morticians laughing their asses off when they have to deal with the corpses of these freaks
>>216402966no jesters
DAS RITE
>>216402994You do realise I'm shitposting in a very drunk state and you've gone and taken the bait?What a fucking stupid dolt you are. Everyone, laugh at this fucking moron.
>>216402891Same seethe betrayed by the "smile: you're on camera!" with the smiley face sticker. Such a petite-bourgeois effect
hello mami
Right but we don't actually know who did the stabbings yet do we
>>216402812*Sees the Australian packaging**Zooms in to see the Australian branch company name*Stop stealing our valour you pommie cunt
>>216403025im autistic but im glad my parents didnt mollycoddle me when i was younger and forced me to do stuff
the stabbing will be forgotten in a week or two
>>216403052obviously one of leftypols mates
>>216403033good for them maybe they can lose some weight
Ana de Armas nowTom Cruise just dumped her the other week The Wall is so cruel
>>216403037>haha, I was drunk mate, you fell for it? Wait; you didn't actually believe it, did you?State of you, cretin
>>216403056aussie cuntis 130k a good salary?since your kangaroo post i've been looking at moving to queensland
>>216402872ah yes posting CCTV footage to facebook where the police, who likely wouldn't have done anything about it anyway, now won't be able to do anything about it at all
>>216403065how long until the next one?
>>216403040>We're giving you until **6pm today**>See you soon, champ
no way he could bang 40 prostitutes in 4 days
>Such a petite-bourgeois effect
>>216403065The intelligence services would like a bomb or a mass shootinf but that's all they have to work with.
>>216403086yes mate >>216402949going to the shop for some voddy was a good idea
https://x.com/joshxhowie/status/1982198260543508701screaming roaring howling
>>216403085
>>216403037okay lad I'm laughingnow what??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFVwSI1smpE
another miserable day of my dogshit incel life
>>216403125erm... uh...post some peters? idknever got this far, but the power over /brit/ that i have is intoxicating
>>216403096When I worked in retail all the local shops at a WhatsApp groupchat so we could be on the look out for the known troublemakersThey had to keep putting stricter vetting on the group because almost always some facebook mum would leak CCTV footage of criminals to social media and that would fuck over any investigation the police had goingWas so fucking annoying
>>216403087Fuck off we’re full
NERF THIS
>>216403143>tp>tfdont want to move to the inferior tiny australia, you and your hobbits have nothing to fear
didn't have a peter but this was in my /brit/folder under 'p'
>>216403141>Was so fucking annoyingjobsworth
thought they were going to start releasing the race of the accused precisely to avoid speculation? no??
>>216403099Kek>>216403112>I swear I was drunk, look at that accurately pinpointed comment I did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC7ymcb1Zk8
>>216403099kek yeah, reminds me of when my friend wrote some dumb graffiti in the boys toilets at school about shitting and masturbating and a similar threat was made even though the camera she was talking about could even see the entrance to the toilets and even if it did then how would she know what time the graffiti was done and who did it
>>216403163Don’t take Aussie jobs from Kiwi immigrants. We get first dibs. You ruined your country and you’ll ruin ours too. Don’t want you lot moving here
>Fuck uff wuh fuhll
enjoying a nice hot cup of bovril
>>216403085>>216403123
confused pink witch
>>216403179I'm writing C++ right now, after 25 years on the computer and 15 years drinking, you get pretty good at writing while fairly pissed up.You got baited because your bames got dissed or whatever, just take the big fat L and move on brother.
>>216403206SCREAMING
>>216403200me in the water
theyll be putting metal detectors in train stations nextmore punishment for the many for the actions of a fewsame as everything else in this fucking country
>>216403225>you get pretty good at writing while fairly pissed up.
>>216402812remembering when ulster used to brag like this then he woke up dead one morning
Just nail raped my sweaty bollocks didnt I - for fuck sake
>I'm writing C++ right now, after 25 years on the computer and 15 years drinking, you get pretty good at writing while fairly pissed up.
Mandatory anal cavity checks for all public transport, effective immediately.
>>216402965I asked you a motherfucking question
>>216403255Your concession is humbly accepted.
Mandatory sarcasm checks on all public threads
What’s that, who’s up there? Hawaiian noises?You’re banging on the bongos like a chimpanzeeOh that ain’t workingThat’s the way you do itGet your money for nothing and your chicks for free
>BBC Breaking: British citizen Oliver Bennett named as one of Cambridgeshire train attackers
>you get pretty good at writing while fairly pissed up
>>216403301they must follow the redditquette /s
>>216403056aussie cunt i asked you a question don't ignore me
>>216403307And the ticket inspector was probably black
This place becomes far worse on a weekendAll the freaks are here
this wasn't in london was it?
>>216403331I already answered you? Check your inbox
right that's a woman putting her penis into a pumpkin and thrusting until her penis spurts cum at the end happy halloween!
>>216402838back from my poo de ladsI was right, it was extremely smellyhad the look and consistency of taractually surprised myself with how stinky it was, whole bathroom and hall smell nowfeel much lighter and better now, feels like all the toxic chemicals from the beers yesterday have finally left my body
What the fuck are the pills for?
>>216403319Hi mateYour concession was accepted, you were rattled, you can move on. Thanks
>>216403372>"smile; you're on camera!"; the post
What's this? Britain is being converted to a Chinese culture, is it? Rorke won't like this.....
>>216403358I'm not moving to New Zealand because the people there are mean-spirited and very rude(that means you, you prick)
Homes without lounges are becoming a reality for renters on tight budgets faced with a lack of available lets.Nearly a third of homes advertised on flat-sharing website SpareRoom in the first half of the year had no living room.Landlords say turning a lounge into a bedroom helps them cover their higher mortgages and other extra costs, while meeting demand from tenants.But a lack of communal space means many renters are living and working in one bedroom putting them at risk of social isolation.
>>216403385better than the reality tbf
right well that's two anime horse girl characters dancing and then being flung away from the camera with a skyrim shout isn't it
>>216403402Cry more retard
>>216403351could be
reminder that “tapping” your card is spiritually passive/feminine, and that men should pay via confident and penetrative thrust into the chip reader
change the channel pinkie!
>>216403410bizarre post
is this spainmong on an irish vpn?gonna be very annoyed if i've been giving him the business all nightor is it that greek
>BREAKING NEWS: Huntingdon train attacker identified as British citizen Abd al-Rahman ibn Ahmad ibn Muhammad ibn Yusuf ibn Abdallah al-Hashimi al-Qurashi al-Madani al-Farisi al-Siddiqi al-Karimiwhat now rorke?
4c but feels like 2cHow the fuck does that work?Either it is or isn't 2c
Wtf does "my top game" mean?
>>216403396>Landlords say turning a lounge into a bedroom helps them cover their higher mortgages and other extra costs, while meeting demand from tenants.I bet they would quickly find a way to make ends meet while providing a living room and an extra room for the tenants if we held people's courts in town squares.
>>216403386Good, we don’t want you here, pommie poofie. Stay in uk and sleep in the bed you’ve made yourselves. Dog brained cunt
>>216403440its 10c
>>216403434Dave for short
>>216403434well done typing all that out
>>216403425i get cucked with a pin check occasionally, when the cashier tells me i've got to enter my pin, i feel my penis and balls shrivel into my body
>>216403440unironically doxed
>>216403433Like you don't know, coward. Hypocritical little rat.
>>216403451It was a show about cars with Jeremy Claxon, it was made fun of by Stuart Lee
>>216403470Right post it then
The chinese avoid all this anti-immigrant shitThey run a good service, the ones outside of takeaways (in other industries) are decentDon't think the chinkers are at risk of deportation, they don't pay tax, but we can sort that outQuite like the chinky people
cami got her princess wand out yet?
>>216403522anyone on earth is favourable to the agressive africans and middle eastern buggers who commit these horrible crimesits in their GENETICS
steak for two for one
>>216403481(You)
no guessing, chuds
GARLIC BREAD
>have a loving wife and a son on the way>Happy home life>New girl joins my job>Is overly friendly with me>Finding it really hard to not wanting to hit on herI wish I wasn't attracted to her, it's a terrible mistake if I were to cheat on my wife. The team I'm in are having work drinks in 2 weeks. I don't know if I have the willpower to not do something. I'm ashamed and hate myself for considering it.
>>216403601blog on
>>216403591corscran
>>216403614how i feel and probably look after a 72 speedwank
>>216403580why is she angry?
I see the narrative is already formingThey're blaming fucking LNER instead of the government
>>216403637ever done a 101 speedwank?
>>216403601if homer can resist then so can you
Will be a sad day when australia becomes a republic
>>216402571start taking things into our own handsand by things I mean firearms
>>216403654why though, the current house stinks
>>216403536dunno, only found out she had an onlyfans recently but i havent sunk to paying for pprn (yet)
eating jaffa cakesnobody can stop me
what would you do if someone on the train stabbed you in the spinal cord and you instantly died?
>>216402571You movin' backwards if you suggest that you sleep with a TECGo buy a chopper and have a doctor on speed dial, I guess
Feeling a little sad and depressed x
>>216403643whats that
>>216403707l'd be proper miffed
putting jaffa cake boxes up my bum and then putting them back on the shelf again
>>216403688*stops you*
>>216403707be like >
>>216403728>>216403728>>216403728
>>216403707id be quadrospazzed on a lifeglug
>>216403727just forced another one into my gobyou have no power here jackie weaver
>>216403681King George Windsor will usher in a new age
>>216403686used to be subscribed but cancelled as it was £12 a month for heavily filtered grainy softcore no bumhole no cock
>>216403622I'm gonna blog on her tits if you know what I mean
>>216402004English rose
>>216402061Please, i await your arrival with bated benis
