eurojank edition
previous >>216379414i forgorspeaking of eurojank, where's the pathologic anon?
Good morning sisters.
>Italian OPNo funny business, I hope.>>216404745>MSNAh. I liked how you could save emotes that automatically replace words, and end up with sentences made up of half words and half emotes. As for the complications of Discord, you'd get used to it I guess.
>>216410529>No funny business, I hope.wdym?
Today is the day, today the andaluz will bench press Brunoid
Good morning /med/.
>>216410590There's some Italian making /med/ threads with Leebait in the OP.
>>216410797asking "leewhat?" is too sus so i'll just nod ig
>>216410590>>216410797This.>>216410724Kek.
>Brune you remember I said I wouldn't train today? Actually... you will be my training>*Squats him*>*Bench press him*>*Military press him*>*Lateral elevates him*
Good day med, gonna exercise early so that I can slack off for the rest of the day.Dentist tomorrow VGH.
>>216408692metro isn't euro jank.>>216409670>mfw I look like guy on the rightstill virgin at 22
>>216411695OG metro definitely was
Already on the bus on my way to Brune.
Bought some underwear at decathlon. Thank you France.>>216411695>still virgin at 22It is what it is.Niggas here will shit on me for telling them being neurotypical matters more than being handsome though.>>216410940>lateral elevateESL moment>>216411567Well at least you don't have to wage for two weeks now o algo
Holy fucking shit.Moselle tier autismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTh5J0HsIAg
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>>216412166Yeah feels good, especially since tomorrow wagecucks coworkers will have to wake up early for it.>>216412188I'm not watching 3 hours of this
>>216412166>Niggas here will shit on me for telling them being neurotypical matters more than being handsome though.Truthnuke.Last time I was in a friend group was when I was 12 years old.>>216411714maybe it was my childhood memory failing me but the graphics were great for the time.
>>216412299>I'm not watching 3 hours of thisnigga it's 3 days long not 3 hours.>>216412319>Last time I was in a friend group was when I was 12 years old.Last time I had a friend was when I was 15. Turning 24 soon. It's fucking over.
>>216412392Even worse
>>216412434Fr frHave this one thenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI--6-kR3xc
>>216412319jank isn't just about graphics, yeah OG metro looked okay
>>216408692I haven't played those games but they look cool. I was watching videos of Stalker 2 and it looked pretty good
>>216412698Only Gothic was good.
Is Stalker 2 good now? Is it worth getting?
>>216412713>Gothic is a fantasy action role-playing game franchiseInteresting, I haven't heard of it before. One of the only RPG games I've played was Star Wars KOTOR which I liked. I think Catnigga has said he liked it too
>>216413058kotor is more traditional, with a party and turn based combat.Gothic is more like modern games like avowed and outer worlds but without companions.Both are good of course.
>>216413089I see. I guess action RPG makes me think of stuff like Skyrim and Fallout although I haven't played those games. When I was growing up I was mainly a console pleb, playing stuff like Halo, Need for Speed, GTA
>>216413296Gothic came out a time when it was competing against Morrowind.Both games were good and had their merits.Fallout is another game that changed completely.I never played the old 2d games but I liked the 3d games.
>>216413338>I liked the 3d games>pluralreally? which ones?
>>216413338Cool, maybe I should try some of these games
>>216413853So it finally happened! Enjoy your day fellas!
>>216413853
While our residents normies are lovingly putting away the halloween decorations with their significant others, a southern gnome is beating a black french guy to a pulp in retribution for some politically incorrect posts dating back form 2021
Ended up playing Farthest Frontier yesterday. Amazing how it uses the same graphic engine as Titan Quest and Grim Dawn and it ends up being a very good engine for a city builder.>>216412763No, it’s horrible.>t. huge STALKER nerd>>216413853Don’t make me post the real one.>>216414896KEK>>216415389Jokes on him, he’s being mugged by le monsieur noir.
>>216415389He wouldn't lay a hand on a niggerly individual.
last week I went to a stand up comedy bar. full of north/latin americans "joked"fortunatly, there was also a british comedian, so my money was not totally wasted. (he made fun of french)
Halftime for Hellas-Inter, we are kind of struggling
>>216413853Something tells me this is going to be a good day.
Catnigga uses /med/ happenings as inspiration for his erotic literature aimed at his horny female fans.
>Once upon a time, a volver and a fakecel met up.>And so, as the prophecy foretold, the fakecel took upon his hands to guide the volcel through all things sexual
>he asks me to show him Tinder so he sees the local girls>he says "she looks fine">swip to another picture>"soy trans"He's been coping since
>>216416602
>>216416602>he asks me to show him Tinder so he sees the local girlsIf there was just a way for him to see the girls on Tinder himself...
Aaahhhhhhhttps://youtube.com/shorts/4YCvZTwP4_0?si=beW9JbKSbxY5_ox5
>>216416071Nice.Have you had any success with girls in the past few weeks doe?>>216416602Uh oh...
>>216416931
Fuck, meant for >>216416917>>216416958
>>216416958man they really fumbled 2
>>216416958also would left
>>216416931no, im too autistic to go to bars by myself and dating apps are terrible here
>>216413452Well all of them, meaning fallout 3 and 4.I liked them enough to finish them, something that can't be said for most videogames.But I didn't like new vegas and fallout 76 (the online abomination they released).>>216413869I'd say to play newer games, old games are fine for nostalgia's sake but by today's standards even diablo 2 feels outdated, outside of the first two acts that remain extremely fun for arpgs standards.
>>216408692arma2 was kinda shit ngl i played it on launch it was bugged as shitthe new metro (awakening) is very good tho
goth tummy :D
>>216416071Rude, you should have thrown peanuts at him
>>216417246Her navel is too high, this gives me an ick.
>>216415773How's the gameplay?I'm definitely considering getting it, heard great things about it and comfy medieval games are always welcome
>>216416416>coming soon: The /med/ "Meat" Up>from fascist scum to fascist's cum, a tale of love, loss, passion, death, aliens, golfing, and a whole host of new ways to use gym equipment>>216416071>british man in japan making fun of the french to turksThis is what multiculturalism is all about.
>John LovelessWhat a surname
>>216417114why f3 and f4 but not nv?
>>216416602kekissimo, that meetup is already delivering high quality shitposting content
>>216417283It’s fun.Still needs some stuff like rivers, but besides that, it’s golden.Just focus on food and trade. The attacks are fun, be prepared to lose some villagers.>>216416602Ah!
>>216417996To expand a bit.Gatherers need a lot of micro, so I don’t really like them. Crops are very complex with yearly rotation, diseases, soil quality, seasons, etc. knowledge is very important, as well as tools, because if you miss any of those you enter a death spiral where you’re increasing your population and slowly loosing the ability to support them. Trade is I guess the most important, as it can net you a lot of gold to build stuff and keep your army upkeep and other upkeeps (like ratting and composting services).Focus on selling value added manufactured stuff like soap, candles, clothes, armour, etc.By the way, you can only build in grids, which is a bit of a letdown, but you can build diagonal and curibing streets, as well as walls.Me? I’m role playing and making sure the town is evolving organically instead of doing min maxing with zoning and grids (you can shove things in districts to keep your desirability score high, which makes people immigrate to your town and keeps people happy).Always build houses in surplus to make sure you’re ready for more births or immigrants, because people without a roof will tank happiness.That’s it I guess. Don’t do maintenance on your fields (removing rocks/planting clovers) at the same time, or you WILL starve.
>>216405517Outer Worlds is just boring, I did play it and forced myself to finish it on the faint hope the writing got betterit doesn't if fallout new vegas swapped out good writing, interesting world building and jank for millennial writing, borderlands-tier jokes and rick & morty "deep" themes then that'd be Outer WorldsI have no interest in it and I suspect a lot of people feel the same, the studio that made New Vegas is long gone and more and more people have accepted that
>>216416602Turns out our boy like sausage with his hot cakes.
>pet grandma's cat>sniffs my balls>licks my handWtf did he mean by this? I'm too much of a h*man to understand.Catnigga, requesting your aid here.>>216417072>dating apps are terrible hereI see.But what makes them terrible?
>>216416602>transIs the filter for the previous word not active in all boards? If it is, how did you evade it?Also KEK.
>>216418252>Outer Worlds is just boring, I did play it and forced myself to finish it on the faint hope the writing got betterThe Outer Worlds 1 was boring too, but I enjoyed both of the DLCs. They were a step up from the base game, and I thought that boded well for the sequel (lessons learnt and all that).>I have no interest in it and I suspect a lot of people feel the same, the studio that made New Vegas is long gone and more and more people have accepted thatI don't want to accept that, but I guess that's why I drift more and more towards autism simulators like Powerwash Simulator, and remakes of old games like the NWN2 remaster, instead of newer RPGs these days (or just not gayming much at all in the past year or so).Maybe we finally hit the pinnacle of the RPG experience, and now there's nowhere left to go but down the hill.
>>2164182961. japanese girls dont speak english2. gaijin girls are looking only for japanese guysso im getting very few likes and these likes are either food pictures or unberiably ugly girls
>>216418296>Wtf did he mean by this? I'm too much of a h*man to understand.I'm wondering more about how and why your grandma's cat was in a position to sniff your balls.In either case, ball sniffing is a well-known virginity test in felines (if you were a truecel, it would have bitten you).
>>216418458Would you try Japanese escorts ?
>>216418296He felt the magyar musk, pretty understandable.
>>216418550>m wondering more about how and why your grandma's cat was in a position to sniff your balls.Kek.He was sitting on the table outside and I stood next to him.Also I put some anti-tick liquid onto his back while I distracted him but seems like he managed to lick off a bit as he made the feline equivalent of face us humans do when we bite into a lemon. It won't cause any harm doe, just tastes like shit.>>216418458Ovah.They should try the OTC (oversized turk cock) while you're staying in Nippon.
>>216418391I don't believe thatOwlcat keeps delivering kino and I believe in them, the future of RPG is securejust this year they put out a DLC with a companion who's a black man who also happens to be an officer of the law and enjoyer of police brutality the perfect mix of progressive and chuddy CINEMA
boo!
>>216418646no. I had sex by money and without money before, remeber the russian girl in kyrgyztan and indonesian girl that I talked before?russian girl was cute and hote as fuck, indonesian girl was a bit ugly.but sex with indonesian girl was MUCH better, chemistry is more important than I thought>>216418669tomorrow I will move to Osaka. heard there people are friendlier, hopefully they will try my AverageSized Turk Cock
>>216418796>tomorrow I will move to Osaka.Nice. Enjoy your stay chef.>>216418761*lick*>>216418652You telling me I should wash myself less so girls can smell the musk too o algo?
>>216416602another W for latinas(male)(XY)(penis)
>>216418881Deodorant and perfume are actually a (((them))) psyop to keep you away from wom*n, as w*men really enjoy the natural manly musk. Just wash yourself properly and then hit the streets. Let the pheromones flow from your pits and balls and fill the air, only to be picked by the female nose.If, for whatever reason, you like to attract males, keep using male perfume. Just be reminded that male perfume was developed initially for use by females, and vice-versa. That's why women love female perfumes.
holy shit, this is so disturbing
>>216418796Is Osaka the city with okonomiyaki ?
>>216416958Looks about right.>>216417457Kek.
>>216419644Not posting pics online. Simple as.Not having any social media accounts. Simple as.>>216418972>That's why women love female perfumes.So you be telling me unc, that when I was 17-18 and unironically used female perfumes (no homo) I actually did... le good?
>>216408692Based, иди cвoeй дopoгoй, cтaлкep so to say>>216418796Congrats you moved to Japan, now it's time to pray to Tengri and eat some ramen while a store lady stares at you non-stop
Tough victory, we scored a goal at the very end of the match, I screamed like hell
>>216420090No, you only did suficiently. You'd do good not using perfume.>>216420201How well did they play, didn't the ball fall into the sky?
>>216420233Lmao my new gookphone seems to have the same issue with photos
>>216419644>the deep and disturbing psychology of not being an internet attention whore>zoomers ROCKED
>>216419645dont know what that is>>216420173thx. I dont like ramen though. suprisingly I liked sushi (tried it once before in my life, didnt like it back then). tonkatsu is my favourite but its too western/med-friendly food so not suprising really
>>216408692>eurojankobjectively Europe dominates video gamesseriously, go through the video games you really enjoyed in the last 5 years and count how many are European I'm sure there's one or two American exceptions, but for the most part Europe's got me
Grandma would've been ecstatic had she known that the coffee brand (technically more chicory than coffee) that she liked to much has returned.
Se acabo.
>>216420632Please keep us informed
>>216420632Gym is closed ?
Some gyppo is dumpster diving under the rain and using some cardboard as an umbrella. MGS type shit kek
>>216420797faustian
After seeing Brune's conquests, I can confirm he does not suffer.
>>216421308Did he conquer you too?
>>216421458No.He told me I looked dyel.Meeting people from /med/ can be a bit cringe desu.
>>216420233>You'd do good not using perfume.Should I use soap that has a bit of scent to it that lingers for 6+ hours doe?Or should I use one that leaves no scent?>>216421499>He told me I looked dyel.You (freak) have been bodied.Holy shit.
>>216421308We can agree on that, he bagged some cuties.>>216421499>can be a bit cringe desu.It's people you both know and don't know at the same time so it makes sense to be a bit awkward.>>216420865it really is, I can respect the hustle
>>216421499Come to poooortugal and let’s hit the gym. I promise not to call you dyel (too much).
>>216421582Really, you should do what pleases you. But stay clear of lavender, that’s old people smell.>>216421599Nothing a bit of alcohol doesn’t cure, eh?
>>216421582>You (freak) have been bodied.>Holy shit.Yeah I should probably stop posting here at this point.>>216421599Do we also agree that they are all giga white except for the Algerian one?>>216421600I doubt it, if I travel to another country it won't be Portugal, for that I might as well stay in Spain.
>>216421634>you should do what pleases you.I see.Just wanted to learn more of your schizo theories.Note: me calling it a schizo theory does not mean I don't believe it.>>216421556Me on the left below neck level minus the hair>>216421651Don't worry nigga I'll fly to Granada so we can powershit o algo.Afterwards you will do lat raises and you will enjoy it.
Multipass!He didn't want any so I couldn't be a fascist scum. He brought me to some arab street so I said the west has fallen and he was SHOCKED.A bit cringe and awkward, mostly because I struggled to understand his English and therefore his numerous jokes, sorry my nigga. Overall ok thoughbeit.We didn't get secreto iberico and ate at the middest restaurent possible. OVAH.>>216421499I say I thought you'd look bigger, not dyel.
>>216421499Powersharting takes yet another victim
More info about Brune, he's above average height and his hairline isn't receding at all by 30.>>216421685You know after meeting a /med/der I think I rather stay some time without new experiences, maybe next year I could be ready to meet a new one.>>216421702Well you wouldn't call me a dyel irl because people generally avoid insulting people directly to their face.>>216421720I don't think I'd have much bigger muscles if I did pure hypertrophy training.In fact, I think because I enjoy pushing my strength up by training for strength I take training more seriously and get better results overall.
>>216421702One of my favourite things about meeting people from foreign countries is learning what they smell like. Did you sniff him? If so, what was the result of said action?
>>216421634>Nothing a bit of alcohol doesn’t cure, eh?exactly, it's why God invented alcohol after all.>>216421651>Do we also agree that they are all giga white except for the Algerian one?I don't remember exactly but they were light brown from what I recall with some indeed whiter than their ethnicity would make you imagine.>>216421702He refused the kinder? What the fuck?>bit cringe and awkward, mostly because I struggled to understand his EnglishA sad side effect of the language barrier sometimes. With other medders, I sometimes felt like I couldn't attain the shitpost confidence we can get in written form here. For us 2, it was easier thanks to speaking the same language.
We need a full anon review from each one of you
>>216421651That was actually rude, Portugal has a lot to sight see and do.>>216421702>>216421813Brune it seems you buck broke Andaluzanon with your cringiness.>>216421850Catnigga asking the important questions.
>>216421950>full anon reviewA what?>>216421813>You know after meeting a /med/der I think I rather stay some time without new experiencesAutismAlso>he's above average height and his hairline isn't receding at all by 30.Fucking fakecel ass nigga
>>216420571>ComfortoSounds comfy :D>>216421850One time in London, I complimented a cute British woman on how amazing she smelled. She told me it was her sweat :D
We saw eachother at the meeting point but still asked on the 'cord to verify.>>216421850I did not sniff him. I did not feed him shrimps either. I told him you'd like a picture of his fridge.>>216421937Yeah that's what I said.>>216421950He's not ugly, he lies, just an average guy.He's not brown, he lies, not that translucent doe.He has /med/ hair.
>>216422023>average>a strong built guyStop spreading misinformation to bait Andaluzanon please.
Imagine if at the end of the meeting, they both said "that was a lot of fun, let's do it again some time".And then as Andalusianon walked away to go home, Brune just kept following him from 10-15 feet away and wouldn't stop.>>216422020>>One time in London, I complimented a cute British woman on how amazing she smelled. She told me it was her sweat :DBritish girl sweat smells like McDonalds chips. I'm guessing you must have been very hungry at the time.>>216422023>I did not sniff him. I did not feed him shrimps either. I told him you'd like a picture of his fridge.I would like a picture of this very much.
>>216422023>We saw eachother at the meeting point but still asked on the 'cord to verify.kek, love it>Yeah that's what I said.exactly, your experience confirms my doubts, it wasn't just me then>He's not ugly, he lies, just an average guy.I knew it, from his pics we can tell he's ok
>>216421971Sure but if you can travel to one place where would you go Spain or idk Greece? Let's assume money isn't an issue but time is.From Portugal the obvious choice would be to visit Greece instead of Spain.>>216421971It was cringe but not really his fault more like the whole situation.>>216422131We already established that Brune considers me a dyel.
>>216421813>he's above average height and his hairline isn't receding at all by 30Another proof that only looks matter
>>216421702>awkward, mostly because I struggled to understand his EnglishMe cago en la puta, now I 100% believe this happened.
Did Brune drop any N-bomb?
>>216423296No.
>>216422162End of the meeting was waiting together for his tram to the bus station while he told me about his ottoman campaign on HoI.
>>216423452Disappointed, terribly disappointed
Just tied my points record, everything was going so great it's unbelievable.Also someone should draw the Andalusama Brunester meeting
>>216424030Holy mogging.
>>216421702God damn.
>>216424056Yeah I played the Kakapo which let me draw 4 bonus cards and keep 1, I had the broken bonus card that gives you 3 points for each bird you played that also let you draw bonus cards, that got me 15 points right away.
>someone should draw the Andalusama Brunester meeting
>>216424402Astounding
>>216424598High effort doebeit
>>216409670this goes hard>>216416602kek>>216421499dis nigga got MOGGED
>>216424402While I do have a satchel for my money, which look gay according to Andalussy, I don't attach it to my average brown pecker.>>216424816He made me try guarana soda. Peculiar taste.
>>216422452I’ve visited Spain several times, so Greece because I haven’t been there yet.Also, brune considers a lot of stuff. Himself as an incel, for example.>>216422607Don’t forget his 32cm black pp.
All-you-can-eat buffet, every /med/der invited, do you go in ?
I wonder what was the most autistic meeting between /med/ders so far>>216421850catnigga, please>>216424402in reality, it was 2 crackkas meeting each other>>216424865>guarana sodayeah, peculiar is a way to describe it, for some it's an acquired taste
>>216424402Why do I have a black aura?
>>216425327Because you validate your ticket only if you see a wagie that wants to verify it.
>>216425433Well, you didn't tell them that at the time of that picture.
>>216425008It has to be today's.
>>216424951Yes. I would compete with catnigga, andaluz, piedini and maltanon for the most food eaten.
>>216425492Feel like a Catnigga Magyanon meeting could be top tier
>>216424951Depends on what's available.>>216425526I feel like it wouldn't work.
>>216425327You're spiritually black ig.>not validating ticketBitch>>216425526Catnigga won't meet anyone doe.I tried to bribe him with kebab earlier but he wouldn't budge.
>>216425526I feel a meeting with maltanon would be far easier to set up than with catnigga.Unless shrimps are involved of course.I’d take catnigga to a marisco restaurant and I’d joint maltanon is a great cooking session.
>>216425735I meant >I’d join maltanon in
>>216425735>I’d joint
>>216425906Don’t go to the favela today, cleytsonzinho junior.
>>216426014not intend to go at any time
>tfw got messages from two random Moroccan numbers >one of them is a girl without profile pic who sent me pics of geography high school notes according to the message, and the other one is a boy who texted "we will withdraw our pension" and who also called me
((()))
>>216426087What do you think about the current huehue happening?>>216426828(((Rottenberg)))
>>216425526Not interested in being:>youthmogged>heightmogged>weightmogged>sexhavingmogged>nationalitymogged>socialskillsmoggedIt would be like that film Twins, with Arnold Schwarzeneggar and Danny DeVito.>>216426471Text the girl back asking her if she studied for the exam tomorrow, and text the boy that you've already withdrawn the pension (and then block him)
>>216426981Imagine the awkwardnessThe generational gapIt would be a thousand year cringe
>>216426828oy vey>>216426915>What do you think about the current huehue happening?TOTAL CRIMINAL DEATH without dismantling their system is pointless. It's like trying to stop a forest fire with a bucketI don't celebrate people being murdered, but those niggas had it comingjust like Hercules killing the hydra (where Iolaus burnt them in order to avoid a new one taking it's place), the government should curb them hard, but since it seems all political parties are involved either with cartels or rogue cop militias, this isn't happning anytime soonpeople focus on Rio, but São Paulo state is basically a shadow narco state (they arrested people from investment banks washing money for the cartels) and others like Ceara are basically controled by them (niggas even took control of ISPs so people have to buy internet from them)I think unfortunately it got to the point where only Bukele levels of tyrany can curb this a little bitto really stop this shitshow, massive coordination is needed between the countries in the region (lmao, good luck with that) and also in Europe (biggest market for sudaca drugs), so we're screwedalso be wary as PCC and CV already have cells operating in tugaland
>>216426981I blocked his number after the call and deleted her convo because she didn't insist anymore.>>216426828>Rottenberg
>>216426981>nationalitymogCap>socialskillsmogAnother capWeak bait unc ong don't be crashing out fr
Oficially /ded/
>>216426828Damn, and I thought Bernini was good.
>>216427298I'd be tempted to slap you if you spoke to me in that disgusting roadman babble IRL.
>>216428755I've seen worse than 168 replies
Half life 2? More like...Driving simulatorOng it's a nice gaym and this bitch slaps, but it misses that half life 1 feeling to it.>>216429014I only speak like this on 4chan thoughbeit no cap.Brune'd o algo.
>>216428755wage slavery, busy with vidyagotta enjoy the time you have, y'knowcurrently ruling over Karling dynasty China
>>216430208qrd on Yoshimichi ?
Mfw being told to visit the gypsy neighbourhood No cap I'd do it with g-man
>>216430208Enjoy it, I don't like ck3 sadly
>>216430256Who in their right mind would visit a gypsy neighborhood ?
>>216430235it's a pretty common japanese surname, it's one of those obscure randomly generated clans but they somehow took over the Kampakuhistorically the Fujiwaras monopolized the position from the 9th century onwards, but this being a paradox game history goes off the rails the moment you hit unpausehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sessh%C5%8D_and_Kampakuif you really want to learn about how autistic the Japanese government was
Mid day.
>>216430488Oh no nonono brune how will he recover from this?
>>216430328Le culture o algo.>>216430488Sorry, fascist scum.
>>216430256Spanish gyppers are le folkloric so maybe we'd get away safe, who knows?Also thoughts on >>216420797?>>216430488Should have taken the kinders. Did your parents ask anything?
>>216430568Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
>>216430303each paraslop has its own appeal, I could never get into EU4 and HoI3 for instance
>>216430474Thanks for the rundown I understand now
>>216430598kek good take>>216426981Would love to watch it live.
>>216427290>also be wary as PCC and CV already have cells operating in tugalandYes, we have been nuking huezillian criminal ops in here lately.
>>216430208Karl ching>>216430488Wow.
>>216420420>the video games you really enjoyed in the last 5 yearsman i just play team fortress and old grand strategy games
>>216430208>ck3based>>216430659what about victoria?
